I think milkshakes should be considered a health food. Calcium for your bones, potassium for blood pressure and if your lactose they make a great colon cleanser.
Doesn't protein shakes help to build muscle and get stronger? A few weeks ago, I took my kitten to the vet and they said that my kitten is weak. So instead of feeding my cat milk, I feed it protein shakes, in hope that it gets healthy and buff.
at the aires tour of taylor swift a while ago like 30 thousand people showed up, and then i really wonder, where they get all of that toilet paper? The news said they even caused an eaethquake, with all that dancing i guess they just 🎶shake it off🎶 in style
When he mentions shake, I paused the video and thought of everything that comes to mind and just went "When Michael J. Fox orders for milk, he gets a milkshake"
When you have IBS and are lactose intolerant, Milkshakes are just as good as a colon cleansing. It's not exactly enjoyable, I look like the priest in scary movie 2. Just in the bathroom borderline screaming, cleansing my colon like, "the power of Christ compels you, cleanse this colon of demons!"
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As a chef, Parkinson’s really slowed me down. Instead of gourmet meals now all I do is shake and bake.
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I think milkshakes should be considered a health food. Calcium for your bones, potassium for blood pressure and if your lactose they make a great colon cleanser.
I always get shake and shank mixed up. For me it's a small misunderstanding but for the guy I'm trying to wake up not so much
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I lack any sense of decency. My friend said he had epilepsy. I told him to shake it off
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New place in town, serves milk shakes and pot!!
Place is called SHAKE & BAKED!
What do you call a guy with Parkinson's and a sun tan? Shake 'n Bake.
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6:40 i thought you looked familiar you're on my 50 cent coin!
People told me I needed to workout more, but my sister didn’t really appreciate me using her baby as a shake weight.
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Dude you’re awesome. This is so helpful and I appreciate your dedication to helping others!
America seems to love milkshakes enough they are willing to pay an arm or a leg, mostly legs.
Doesn't protein shakes help to build muscle and get stronger? A few weeks ago, I took my kitten to the vet and they said that my kitten is weak. So instead of feeding my cat milk, I feed it protein shakes, in hope that it gets healthy and buff.
My doctors got me on a milkshake diet, and while I love the lactose, the laxative not so much
at the aires tour of taylor swift a while ago like 30 thousand people showed up, and then i really wonder, where they get all of that toilet paper?
The news said they even caused an eaethquake, with all that dancing i guess they just 🎶shake it off🎶 in style
The shake weight is the most honest piece of equipment you shake your belly shakes the people watching you shake in disgust
When he mentions shake, I paused the video and thought of everything that comes to mind and just went "When Michael J. Fox orders for milk, he gets a milkshake"
Shake and bake is fine, but come 420 I’m a bake and shake guy
This is awesome!!! Thank you so much for this!!!!
Very cool. Thx!
My kids are bullies i had to call Protective Services on them for shaking me
When you have IBS and are lactose intolerant, Milkshakes are just as good as a colon cleansing. It's not exactly enjoyable, I look like the priest in scary movie 2. Just in the bathroom borderline screaming, cleansing my colon like, "the power of Christ compels you, cleanse this colon of demons!"
Is it wrong that the first thing i thought of was Michael j Fox?
I’m a really big snow globe collector, that’s my favorite way to tell people i’m fully vaccinated
My doctor told me that I needed to go on a diet and that I was lactose intolerant. So I decided to start a milk shake diet.
I don't understand people's obsession with milkshakes Milk taste the same even when I don't shake it
I wish I could help people w parchkitsons. Why don’t the give people a shake weight?
Thank you
My dad says he prefers his drinks shaken Not stirred, I'm grounded now
Because I didn't know that the exception Was dr pepper
That’s hilarious. Treated myself to some new pens. Uniball is… but if they were Bics I would have treated myself to them l too.
Steak and shake
I always wanted to to shake the world with my talents.......rather i shooked my parents with my unemployment!
I'm lactose intolerant and i drink milk because its Cheaper than laxatives
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Liam Neeson's getting old. I heard they're gonna remake Taken and call it Shakin'
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I meet an autistic wrestler with Tourette’s at work.i asked his name he said Jack da shake 🫨