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  • @CaveSpiderRider
    @CaveSpiderRider 2 роки тому +186

    My favourite Chris moment is in Pan, when he hangs up his coat on the door and it falls down, and he just forlornly touches the hook to reveal it is painted on.

  • @lukacunningham342
    @lukacunningham342 2 роки тому +339

    “No, no shepherds, just *NINE WISE MEN!”*
    *I think Chris finally snapped*

    • @foxlerfox2810
      @foxlerfox2810 2 роки тому +14

      "It's like Mensa in here"

    • @lukacunningham342
      @lukacunningham342 2 роки тому

      @@foxlerfox2810 Is that a quote from the episode or are you making a reference?

    • @foxlerfox2810
      @foxlerfox2810 2 роки тому +5

      @@lukacunningham342 Yeah, Bryony says that afterwards, got a right laugh out of me

    • @lukacunningham342
      @lukacunningham342 2 роки тому +1

      @@foxlerfox2810 Ah, yes, I was wondering what she said

    • @davidnissim589
      @davidnissim589 2 роки тому +4

      @@foxlerfox2810 Vanessa’s first successful improvisation and Chris doesn’t approve. Shame.

  • @joshc1981
    @joshc1981 2 роки тому +179

    "I called their bluff and after a brief exchange, we will now be having three fire alarm tests this evening.

    • @smallbitterman
      @smallbitterman  2 роки тому +13

      *pained smile*

    • @krashd
      @krashd 2 роки тому +7

      *two 😉

    • @maddie_1122
      @maddie_1122 2 роки тому +4

      I called their bluff and after a brief exchange, we will now be having *four* fire alarm tests this evening.

    • @Planefan1000
      @Planefan1000 2 роки тому +8

      TREVOR: There is a fire, there is a fire!
      CHRIS: *THERE'S NO FIRE, YOU MORON!* _fire alarm stops_

  • @bugbear2357
    @bugbear2357 2 роки тому +103

    "how many mistakes was that, Robert?" is the biggest fuck you I've ever seen and I gasped the first time I saw it. why am I so invested in the plot of the characters pretending to be characters?

    • @smallbitterman
      @smallbitterman  2 роки тому +22

      no because the whole episode being a set up to that punchline is absolutely stellar, and trust me, we’re all way more invested than we should be in these characters

  • @PhilosopherWR
    @PhilosopherWR 2 роки тому +278

    They missed my favorite Chris Bean line, "Take this. *whisper* Don't take it," from Harper's Locket.

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms 2 роки тому +6

      Dennis: Do I take it?

    • @GoofyAhOklahoma
      @GoofyAhOklahoma Рік тому

      @@phousefilms NO! You're a horse. You've nothing to spend it on!

    • @WilliamsReptiles
      @WilliamsReptiles Рік тому

      @@phousefilms No! You're a horse! You've nothing to spend it on!

  • @dmittleman9757
    @dmittleman9757 Рік тому +19

    There's something oddly charming about how he just mutters "Sorry, sorry.." after pouring soda in Annie's ear.

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 Рік тому +50

    Chris was hanging on by a THREAD during season 2, especially during the Nativity.

  • @coralroper6876
    @coralroper6876 2 роки тому +76

    I love the beginning of the Shakespeare one; it's not every day Chris gets an opportunity to be smug about something.

  • @JL-fp1oe
    @JL-fp1oe 2 роки тому +115

    Express delivery to heaven in that goodbye cruel world bit.

    • @smallbitterman
      @smallbitterman  2 роки тому +7

      oh my god that’s literally my fave joke how did i forget that?!

  • @morriscrill2757
    @morriscrill2757 2 роки тому +112

    Would you like it if I booed you? *proceeds to boo the audience*

    • @davidnissim589
      @davidnissim589 2 роки тому +8

      “It’s not nice, is it?” *sniffles*

  • @coralroper6876
    @coralroper6876 2 роки тому +69

    Pretty sure he's just one breakdown away from snapping and killing one of his coworkers. Most likely either Robert or Max.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 2 роки тому +15

      Robert, definitely Robert. Or possibly Dennis.

    • @davidnissim589
      @davidnissim589 2 роки тому +11

      Either Robert, for constantly fighting with him over parts, Dennis, for not being able to remember his lines or cues, or Max, for being a ham every time he makes an entrance

    • @ShablonkaSatire
      @ShablonkaSatire 2 роки тому +10

      Ok but like. Robert shot him. It's going to be Robert.

    • @coralroper6876
      @coralroper6876 2 роки тому +2

      @@ShablonkaSatire ...Yeah, good point

    • @davidnissim589
      @davidnissim589 2 роки тому +5

      @@ShablonkaSatire Robert also sprayed him with tear gas in that episode, plus all of the attempts to “incapacitate” him in A Christmas Carol

  • @disneyminnie403
    @disneyminnie403 2 роки тому +90

    the beginning of how introduces the play that goes wrong, includes "james and the peach", "the lion and the wardrobe" and "cat"

    • @zachpaterson2585
      @zachpaterson2585 2 роки тому +8

      For the longest time I thought “cat” was supposed to be “the cat in the hat” 😂

    • @davidnissim589
      @davidnissim589 2 роки тому +5

      Or "James, Where's Your Peach"

  • @hapt-di1pq
    @hapt-di1pq 2 роки тому +32

    "Where is there a cab in the sea" is my favorite (so far)!

    • @ShablonkaSatire
      @ShablonkaSatire 2 роки тому +4

      A cab. *WHY IS THERE A CAB IN THE SEA*

    • @hapt-di1pq
      @hapt-di1pq 2 роки тому +1

      @@ShablonkaSatire I stand corrected! :)

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 7 місяців тому +5

    *Gunshot effect goes off*
    "Excuse me..."

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 2 роки тому +21

    He reminds me of John Cleese. His voice, his mannerisms... even kinda looks like him too.

    • @itsttime2512
      @itsttime2512 2 роки тому +3

      I'm so glad someone else thought this too!! Especially in the upside down hospital bed scene, when his hair is standing up I thought he looked just like John Cleese

    • @davidnissim589
      @davidnissim589 2 роки тому +5

      @@itsttime2512 or whenever he says "Stop it!" or "Shut up!" Very similar to Cleese

  • @LilalGaming
    @LilalGaming 2 роки тому +20

    i gotta say i absolutely love the living room scene

  • @noicon85
    @noicon85 Рік тому +8

    "NO YOU GET OUT!"
    "CLEARLY A MATTER FOR REHEARSALS DENNIS!"

  • @romainsavioz5466
    @romainsavioz5466 2 роки тому +27

    It's a traditional Christmas vignette

  • @TheArcWielder
    @TheArcWielder 2 роки тому +23

    Wait a minute, THE Chris Bean? The dìrrrector?

  • @willmorton8006
    @willmorton8006 2 роки тому +27

    No i do not need a hand!

  • @charlielouise2428
    @charlielouise2428 2 роки тому +15

    *waistcoat explodes* ...excuse me

  • @buzzunni
    @buzzunni 2 роки тому +9

    *sees he has no hook* argghhh *makes hook with hand*

    • @norbitonflyer5625
      @norbitonflyer5625 Рік тому +3

      Still has the hook in the final scene, when otherwise dressed as Mr Darling.

  •  2 роки тому +17

    "Living Room LIVING ROOM… living room, living room" I *want* a "forte piano" vid! Dang, do I have to learn video editing to make it?
    (What I mean is a vid of all the bits where they go louder and louder, speaking or singing, for any reason, and then suddenly drop the volume again. Annie/Nancy in Peter Pan when Robert/Henry gets stuck in the "doggie door", Vanessa/Bryony singing in The Spirit Of Christmas, this here, and so on and so on)

  • @briannamazack1912
    @briannamazack1912 2 роки тому +4

    He said living room so much that it doesn’t sound right anymore

  • @ianhart4990
    @ianhart4990 Рік тому +2

    Robert 'not your finest work chris' lol

  • @2chaskell
    @2chaskell 2 роки тому +4

    Tis if the devil stole my faAAAAYAYAYAyAYAYAAAAAYAACE!

  • @webyr5097
    @webyr5097 2 роки тому +7

    "NO IT ISN'T!!!"

  • @gottahurtthealbertosaurus
    @gottahurtthealbertosaurus Рік тому +1

    One of my favorite Chris moments is when he's dressed like the Prince of Wales during Annie's Farce and he rips off his pants and runs around the place in his Union Jack boxers while his castmates lay on the floor and Rule Britannia plays.

  • @lucyhartwell2134
    @lucyhartwell2134 2 роки тому +5

    the dirECTOOOOOR

  • @coralroper6876
    @coralroper6876 2 роки тому +6

    He’s so done

  • @jonathanwallis3300
    @jonathanwallis3300 2 роки тому +3

    “SHUT UP!” -Peter Pan

  • @adi4748
    @adi4748 2 роки тому +7

    **BOOO BOOO** it's not nice is it

  • @joedertrek1
    @joedertrek1 Рік тому

    “NON-SPEAKING!” from “ The Most Lamentable Tragedy of the Prince of England and His Long Lost Twin Brother, Prince Regent of France and the Problems Therein Experienced by All When they came to Know of One Another after a Battle.”

  • @ShablonkaSatire
    @ShablonkaSatire 2 роки тому +3

    Wow what a great video! Keep it up!

  • @simonkawasaki4229
    @simonkawasaki4229 Рік тому

    “My buttons are made of biscuits…! We can all eat those.”

  • @hannahfenwick113
    @hannahfenwick113 2 роки тому +3

    YA SMEE

    • @smallbitterman
      @smallbitterman  2 роки тому +3

      i’m john-

    • @hannahfenwick113
      @hannahfenwick113 2 роки тому +3

      @@smallbitterman what makes it even better is that John is just saying his real name rather than dennis

    • @smallbitterman
      @smallbitterman  2 роки тому +2

      @@hannahfenwick113 oh yeah i never considered that, that’s quite funny that he shares the name with that character

    • @hannahfenwick113
      @hannahfenwick113 2 роки тому +3

      @@smallbitterman I have in fact been corrected by Nancy that he’s actually saying his other character name rather than his own name lol oops…

    • @norbitonflyer5625
      @norbitonflyer5625 Рік тому +3

      @@hannahfenwick113 It's confusing enough that "Dennis" is played by Jonathon Sayer: but "Jonathon" is played by Greg Tanahill,
      Likewise "Trevor" is played by Chris Leask, but "Chris" is played by Henry Shields.
      Must get very confusing in rehearsals.
      But very wisely none of the characters they play share a name with either the real or Cornley names, unless you count Bob (i.e Robert) Cratchit (played by Dennis) and Robert Grove (who briefly plays Bob's son Tiny Tim)

  • @Millie_Barrett
    @Millie_Barrett 2 роки тому +6

    Ay! Loved it :)

  • @discodubois
    @discodubois 2 роки тому +2

    not a quote but:
    /bursts out of cocoon
    /gets shot

  • @Lilly-fh7re
    @Lilly-fh7re 11 місяців тому

    "stoppit! stoppit! stoppit!"

  • @charlielouise2428
    @charlielouise2428 6 місяців тому

    WHY IS THERE A CAB IN THE SEA

  • @jacksmiley3959
    @jacksmiley3959 Рік тому

    WHERE CAN I WATCH THE MURDER AT HAVERSHAM MANOR?! I can’t find it anywhere

    • @smallbitterman
      @smallbitterman  Рік тому +1

      currently the only filmed part of play that goes wrong is on youtube which is the London Palladium performance

  • @Elitecommander0
    @Elitecommander0 2 роки тому

    What show is this? Looks fun!

    • @smallbitterman
      @smallbitterman  2 роки тому +2

      So this a mixture of The Goes Wrong Show, Peter Pan Goes Wrong and Christmas Carol Goes Wrong (available on YT in the US or Amazon Prime)

    • @mastertrams
      @mastertrams 2 роки тому +1

      @@smallbitterman I sense a theme developing...

  • @jackdubz4247
    @jackdubz4247 2 роки тому +6

    Not his best work.