Trump Lies About Iran Crisis, Blames Obama: A Closer Look

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  • @musicpoems3199
    @musicpoems3199 4 роки тому +82

    A classic example of when someone makes bad choices and, instead of taking responsibility, takes it out on and blames someone else. Such childish, selfish behavior should not be tolerated, nor tolerided. Yet, it is.

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 4 роки тому +5

      Trump is PROOF that even a retarded child can pull a trigger or burn down a house.

    • @philipbrady5914
      @philipbrady5914 3 роки тому

      I know Im asking the wrong place but does anyone know of a trick to get back into an instagram account..?
      I stupidly lost my account password. I would love any assistance you can give me.

    • @gerardomyles1151
      @gerardomyles1151 3 роки тому

      @Philip Brady Instablaster :)

  • @haasher10
    @haasher10 4 роки тому +265

    Option 1: *Take credit for a lie*
    Option 2: *Blame Obama*
    Trump: *sweats extensively*

    • @JeremyToh
      @JeremyToh 4 роки тому +24

      Option 3: Go to jail for war-crime.

    • @DLR528
      @DLR528 4 роки тому +9

      Jeremy Toh All while mouth breathing

    • @kirluv11
      @kirluv11 4 роки тому +2

      That’s what our prime minister Modi does... he just blames Nehru.

    • @leogomez7491
      @leogomez7491 4 роки тому +3

      Option 3: eat a hamberder

    • @tobysmith2081
      @tobysmith2081 4 роки тому +2

      Her only got out of the iran nuclear deal because Obama started it. That's what led to all this

  • @celebritytarotreadings7065
    @celebritytarotreadings7065 4 роки тому +48

    Um, Okay, Iran was not making nuclear weapons and was locked into a 5-country agreement not to develop them for about 30 years in return for lifting of sanctions- the UN and the IAEA was holding Iran accountable though inspections - of which Iran was reportedly doing a solid job of being compliant. THEN Trumpcame out of nowhere and just ended the agreement for the US (While it was documented that Iran was in full UN compliance!) -giving a big blow to Iran's economy. Now he's on this thing saying China, France, the UK, Germany... need to come back to make an agreement with Iran - NEWSFLASH they were already in this agreement and didn't vacate it.
    Obama's administration was forced by International court arbitration to give that money back to Iran b/c it was their money to begin with from a 1970's purchase of fighter jets from the US that were never delivered-and the money never refunded.The interest for those decades took the US to a 1.3 billion dollar payback from the original 400 million Iranian payment to the US then.

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 4 роки тому +8

      If what you say is true; then I can't say I'm really surprised about that. I did kinda know that Idiotic Drumpf pulled America out of that agreement for no good/sound reason. And apparently now wants to make a deal again but this time with no incentive for Iran to agree to this deal And heavier sanctions. Does he honestly think they'll just swallow whatever bullshit he gives them; especially after he just had their General killed ??!

    • @kellyparkinson444
      @kellyparkinson444 4 роки тому +4

      InviteTheLight Readings This is 100% correct.

    • @geekishgir
      @geekishgir 4 роки тому +8

      But but but Hilary AND Obama! You can tell people the facts til you're blue in the face but the idiot base won't believe anyone but their idiotic liar of a leader. Look at the comments on this page for proof. Still spouting the same delusions

    • @timgoffard
      @timgoffard 4 роки тому +3

      InviteTheLight Readings thank you for posting something with some thought. It’s rare these days

    • @christinasimonse5488
      @christinasimonse5488 4 роки тому +5

      I don't understand why the news can't tell the people in America the truth about that money. We in Europe know that it was Iran's money. And America made billions with that money in interest over the years.

  • @WiloPolis03
    @WiloPolis03 4 роки тому +46

    *Trump's 5 Ways to Not Take the Blame*
    1. Blame Obama
    2. Blame the press
    3. Say it's fake news
    4. Say it was invented by China
    5. Destroy his caps lock

    • @ryanhill8886
      @ryanhill8886 4 роки тому +3

      You forget blame Hilary and her e-mails....oh and Benghazi!

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 4 роки тому +1

      it is only "fake news " when the press puts Trumps face on our screens.

    • @Bidwellz9
      @Bidwellz9 4 роки тому +3

      @@ThomasPanto according to trump the only real news is news that makes him look good, which is no news

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 роки тому

      @@ThomasPanto Your Comment will be the Death of America! You spread FAKE NEWS just because Do-Nothing Democrats will never understand what sarcasm is! Sad!

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 4 роки тому

      @@WiloPolis03 ,
      Your RELIGION is a LIE.
      If you were born in Saudi Arabia, you'd be using their alphabet, saluting their flag, worshiping their religion and using American weapons to blow up school buses full of little children in Yemen. Truth shared across time Created HUmanity. Enforcing your lies, made of mere words at gunpoint has been destroying you.

  • @MsSissiePooh
    @MsSissiePooh 4 роки тому +108

    The way the generals are staring at DJT as though they wanted to say, “WTF are you saying, sir? Do you have any idea what you’re doing?”

    • @Here_Today_
      @Here_Today_ 4 роки тому +20

      They know he doesn't. The briefing room must be one helluva wtf.

    • @Hair8Metal8Karen
      @Hair8Metal8Karen 4 роки тому +27

      I couldn't stop watching the general on the right just looking around trying to work out if he'd been dosed with acid or this was really happening.

    • @markdent4052
      @markdent4052 4 роки тому +2

      @@Here_Today_ 😂😂😂😂

    • @StevenStarksjbirdcapitalllc
      @StevenStarksjbirdcapitalllc 4 роки тому +10

      I noticed that too. They basically have no respect for the guy.

    • @ariesgirl9592
      @ariesgirl9592 4 роки тому +9

      The general on the right says it all lol!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 4 роки тому +197

    I was expecting Trump to say “General Soleimani had Hillary’s emails”, and “We need to build a wall to protect ourselves from Iranian missiles”.

    • @Joy-eo3nv
      @Joy-eo3nv 4 роки тому +1

      Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : I cant wait til war!

    • @Joy-eo3nv
      @Joy-eo3nv 4 роки тому +1

      Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison : war now!

    • @JayJay-oj5oj
      @JayJay-oj5oj 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marias9927
      @marias9927 4 роки тому +1

      This morning an underclassman asked the teacher if a wall can be built between Russia and Alaska in case it decides to attack us. lol

    • @sirbeatlesfan101
      @sirbeatlesfan101 4 роки тому +1

      don't give him ideas

  • @toth3xtrm
    @toth3xtrm 4 роки тому +341

    The way his generals stare at Trump during his speech.
    " It's Hilarious"

    • @JamesJackson-bz2qj
      @JamesJackson-bz2qj 4 роки тому +31

      That's the problem he thinks they're HIS generals.

    • @antonystringfellow5152
      @antonystringfellow5152 4 роки тому +20

      He's high as a kite again.

    • @superbmediacontentcreator
      @superbmediacontentcreator 4 роки тому +24

      Yea they look at him the way I feel which is that we will have wasted 4 years with this idiot and resolving the impact of his administration will take longer than the years I have left to live...

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 4 роки тому +1

      1 8 20 Hey@@antonystringfellow5152, I haven't used Aderrall before. I'm aware the it's a derivative of pseudoephedrine. What are you observing that you have your conclusion. His voice is slow while reading the teleprompter. &, that may be due to him needing his reading glasses & not using them. Thanks. Be well. v

    • @ArlanKels
      @ArlanKels 4 роки тому +4

      It doesn't help that Trump also talked about a highly classified armament.

  • @ginawoolsey5693
    @ginawoolsey5693 4 роки тому +10

    Trump being like "article 2 lets me do whatever I want!!!1!" Is like when I was a kid and imagined kings and queens could stay up late and eat ice cream whenever they wanted and that's exactly what Trump's doing.

  • @thomasbradley4505
    @thomasbradley4505 4 роки тому +259

    And I’m surprised he didn’t say”Iran, if you’re listening, we would like dirt on Biden.”

  • @NotIfWhen
    @NotIfWhen 4 роки тому +125

    His obsession with Obama is clearly keeping him up at night. The gymnastics they have to do to invoke his name is amazing.

    • @AnexoRialto
      @AnexoRialto 4 роки тому +9

      He knows that the mere existence of Obama triggers his base, so by mentioning him he keeps his voters in line. Fox does its part.

    • @hyg44gu54
      @hyg44gu54 4 роки тому +8

      Narcissist needs someone to project their hate unto. It temporarily rids them of unwanted, toxic feelings they cannot process.
      Obama’s the dumping ground. Here’s 🍻 to hoping he haunts their azzes FOREVER!

    • @snowconeman512
      @snowconeman512 4 роки тому

      @@AnexoRialto Obama gave American money to Iran which they used to get weapons. 100s of Americans have already been killed under that general rule. Whom is dead now😂

    • @aceb1195
      @aceb1195 4 роки тому +4

      @@snowconeman512 nope. Cant blame Obama. He needs to take responsibility for his answers instead of trying to summon "phantom black president" to blame everything on.

    • @TheColombianSpartan
      @TheColombianSpartan 4 роки тому +7

      @@snowconeman512 But it was no terroist. He was a TOP IRANIAN GENERAL (And besides, aren't your generals terrorists too, then? In Iran's eyes they might as well be) And on top of that, he was on a peace mission to the Saudis. Can you please stop blaming it all on the black president and take responsibility? I have nothing against you being for Trump, but this behaviour is just damn tiring

  • @bionicbezerker1304
    @bionicbezerker1304 4 роки тому +433

    This guy keeps taking credit for saving the child from drowning in the pool after pushing him in.

    • @justinhayes6532
      @justinhayes6532 4 роки тому +3

      I wonder what Kant would think of that

    • @taylorgabrielle6403
      @taylorgabrielle6403 4 роки тому +9

      ..... while performing CPR and the child is still unresponsive

    • @itgetter9
      @itgetter9 4 роки тому

      But each time, the child takes in a bit more water.

    • @KyrenDinh
      @KyrenDinh 4 роки тому +15

      And then blames obama for building the pool

    • @taylorgabrielle6403
      @taylorgabrielle6403 4 роки тому +2

      @Smileyrie James lol I don't doubt that for a second. I was just extending the metaphor.

  • @juliecozette5566
    @juliecozette5566 4 роки тому +37

    “he emerged from... a spaceship???” 😂

  • @I21oIoIl3
    @I21oIoIl3 4 роки тому +359

    Dunno how American's can tolerite this.

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 4 роки тому +30

    The worst deal in history: Mama Trump saying "yes" to Papa Trump, without a condom.

    • @simonfew6509
      @simonfew6509 4 роки тому +3

      Err gag
      If there was a time to pull out... it was for Fred Trump 74 years ago...

    • @johnchavez6224
      @johnchavez6224 4 роки тому +3

      ×5

    • @toadjiang7626
      @toadjiang7626 4 роки тому +2

      Nah, actually Mama Trump said yes to the Orangutan in Brooklyn Zoo.

    • @ezma83
      @ezma83 4 роки тому +2

      I doubt Fred Trump was the kind of guy to bother asking for a 'yes'.

    • @robertmorrison6953
      @robertmorrison6953 4 роки тому

      Could they get his abortion made retroactive?

  • @kateemma22
    @kateemma22 4 роки тому +56

    ‘As long as I’m President of the United States, Iran will never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon’ ‘Sir, this is a Wendy’s.’

    • @larrainebasham2978
      @larrainebasham2978 4 роки тому

      😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆so true.

    • @pannachawangkul585
      @pannachawangkul585 4 роки тому +1

      Did you mean KFC or McDonald's?

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 4 роки тому

      WHAT A MORON! 😂😂😂Does this burger made me look like a FAT ASS??? LOL

  • @wildbillfrombuffalo
    @wildbillfrombuffalo 4 роки тому +50

    That’s what narcissist do - they create a catastrophic situation, then claim to fix it!

    • @susanhaase9085
      @susanhaase9085 4 роки тому +1

      willy, thats exactly what the demwits have done with blacks

    • @davidprosser457
      @davidprosser457 4 роки тому

      And wat u.s goverments do

    • @mauriceboykin4422
      @mauriceboykin4422 4 роки тому

      Yeah your right

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 4 роки тому

      Trump puts a gun to his head and threatens to pull the trigger. The democrats say "Stop, let us help you." and Trump says" shut up , you're next.".

  • @flowersalem22
    @flowersalem22 4 роки тому +84

    I think Lindsey Graham needs to see a doctor... I think he's lost his damn mind

    • @patriciatoledo7900
      @patriciatoledo7900 4 роки тому +18

      Actually, he lost his soul.

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 4 роки тому +3

      @Patricia Toledo Oof! So true...

    • @Rodsuper
      @Rodsuper 4 роки тому +7

      Have you seen his eye in today's interview, THEY ARE ALL BLOOD SHOT LIKE HE HAS BEEN DOING SOME TYPES OF DRUG!?!?!?!?

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 4 роки тому +2

      I am starting to think more and more that John McCain was Graham's Jiminy Cricket. Since McCain died he has trouble distinguishing between right and wrong and he lost his spine and principles

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 4 роки тому +1

      @A R He already looks like he's been taking the hormones!😆

  • @Denidrakes69
    @Denidrakes69 4 роки тому +73

    I have an adhd nephew. When he was 7 he tipped my grandmother's antique cabinet over, leaving all the plates her recently deceased mother and grandmother had passed down to her on the floor. He couldn't understand why everyone was so upset, claiming, "but I only broke one!" He grew out of it (for the most part). Trump obviously didn't.

    • @michaelg2502
      @michaelg2502 4 роки тому +2

      You don't outgrow adhd, but most people realize they need to develop skills to cope with their disorder. Medication helps a lot too!

    • @Denidrakes69
      @Denidrakes69 4 роки тому +2

      @@michaelg2502 my nephew definitely didn't outgrow it, but was able to outgrow, through a lot of work on his part, that thinking. 😉

  • @dennysdonuts4918
    @dennysdonuts4918 4 роки тому +64

    I never liked this man, and it's steadily getting more and more dangerous with him in office, not just military wise, but what we consider acceptable and normal of a president.

    • @SammyChampeau
      @SammyChampeau 4 роки тому

      Like what

    • @nukiradio
      @nukiradio 4 роки тому +1

      @@SammyChampeau like.. not killing the generals of sovereign nations

    • @marlboro1771
      @marlboro1771 4 роки тому +2

      @@SammyChampeau Like...not lying.

    • @Melbert788
      @Melbert788 4 роки тому +2

      You guys are absolute morons🤦🏽‍♂️ “he assassinated a general” he assassinated a Terrorist who led an attack on a US Embassy which they were trying to kill everyone inside and burn it to the ground. So when given the opportunity to kill the leader they took it to prevent further attacks and you guys start apologizing....morons the lot of you

    • @nabilhacene5826
      @nabilhacene5826 4 роки тому +1

      @@Melbert788 theres no point debating, because most people agree with the clowns.

  • @joedanero5360
    @joedanero5360 4 роки тому +157

    After this, Presidents should have random drug tests.

    •  4 роки тому +19

      Also manditory mental evaluations and tax assessment.

    • @3_L_mafia
      @3_L_mafia 4 роки тому

      Seth is sooo cringy omg 🤣 your own is as low as Trump's if you find him entertaining at all 🤢🤢

    • @3_L_mafia
      @3_L_mafia 4 роки тому

      Seth low-key has a crush on Obama lmfaooooo

    • @robertlee4714
      @robertlee4714 4 роки тому

      That would have taken out Obammie, Moochie and bot the kids. MAGA

    • @joedanero5360
      @joedanero5360 4 роки тому

      @Travis Forde You're fake

  • @JJ-hg4nz
    @JJ-hg4nz 4 роки тому +260

    When he said "And the United Kingdom" I immediately thought "whooa don't bring us into this".. like when someone you don't like brings your name into an argument lmao

    • @MrFuzzyWinklez
      @MrFuzzyWinklez 4 роки тому +12

      Except the UK has been involved for many years because they're a member of the coalition forces fighting terrorism in the area and most of our bases in the middle east we share with Brits and Canadians.

    • @privateprivate5302
      @privateprivate5302 4 роки тому +10

      LMFAO. I always wonder what people from other nations think about our (P)resident dotard

    • @jorgepeterbarton
      @jorgepeterbarton 4 роки тому +8

      But Boris is thinking "owo senpai noticed me omg yes please"

    • @SpeckleKen
      @SpeckleKen 4 роки тому +22

      @@privateprivate5302
      There was an extensive survey (Pew?) a couple of years back - Israel and Russia liked him okay and 70-90% of people in every other country thought he was a dangerous, racist, sexist would-be dictator, brain-donor, who didn't know his arse from his elbow. (I think that was the wording.)

    • @90klh
      @90klh 4 роки тому +5

      @@MrFuzzyWinklez Like a friggin 8 year old....ok yeeeah but look at it like this; when your army (as trump would see it, his army) is working with another country's army, its not cool to take unilateral action that could put those countries troops in danger without a heads up....i know that would require an actual reason to given, with a follow up on an actual plan , but imagine if idk say norway, took offensive action somewhere where our troops could get caught in the crossfire (or we would be obliged to help cuz they've helped us out- reciprocity is such a new concept), how mad would we be?

  • @futureboy7653
    @futureboy7653 4 роки тому +303

    That surprised look as he says "tolerited" is hilarious, like he surprised himself. He definitely has all the best words.

    • @mr.h5436
      @mr.h5436 4 роки тому +12

      The general behind him, his eyes! lol

    • @feelingshurt
      @feelingshurt 4 роки тому +20

      @neng walter He spelled everything alright, get glasses

    • @futureboy7653
      @futureboy7653 4 роки тому +25

      @neng walter Yeah, which word do you think I misspelled? "Tolerited"? Which was in direct quotes because that's how the idiot POSUS said it?

    • @donembrey3956
      @donembrey3956 4 роки тому +1

      futureboy if you’d have been up working for the last 36 hours you would get tongue-tied too. He’s at least a man, yet you won’t be anything but a future boy.

    • @pii2008
      @pii2008 4 роки тому +17

      @@donembrey3956 He is a man because he cannot speak correctly? You cultists will come up with anything...you are a sheep

  • @Happy-uy5wc
    @Happy-uy5wc 4 роки тому +31

    I'm so glad we have Seth to explain what's going on in the news. I can tollerize him better.

    • @Hondacivic46
      @Hondacivic46 4 роки тому

      Sweetness and Light ua-cam.com/video/JVzIkREFmjg/v-deo.html

    • @mookins45
      @mookins45 4 роки тому

      (tolerate)

  • @jmms429
    @jmms429 4 роки тому +36

    At least Obama wasn't impeached!! I love saying that ;)

  • @matsujonen
    @matsujonen 4 роки тому +209

    The light is supposed to convince his idiotic base he's heaven sent and coming out in a beam of heavenly light. Im surprised they weren't playing harp music. Edit: Thanks for the likes and replies I usually get buried in the other comments.

    • @OCDustin
      @OCDustin 4 роки тому +15

      Exactly

    • @heatherking8706
      @heatherking8706 4 роки тому +7

      matsujonen next time. Watch for it

    • @johneverson354
      @johneverson354 4 роки тому +3

      Next time

    • @bbigrocker1
      @bbigrocker1 4 роки тому +10

      I was thinking the exact same thing..............OHHHHHHHH OOHHHHHHHH The CHOSEN ONE HAS ARRIVED.........From.......wait for it...........THE MOTHERSHIP CONNECTION!!!!!

    • @MiketheNerdRanger
      @MiketheNerdRanger 4 роки тому +9

      I legit thought he was coming from outside; you mean to tell me they put a blue light in the room just so he can make an entrance???
      What's next; can can girls??

  • @doctorthirteen5727
    @doctorthirteen5727 4 роки тому +86

    Melts down, blames Obama...
    So "Wednesday"?

    • @aparis9560
      @aparis9560 4 роки тому +3

      or Monday or Tuesday or Thursday et al.

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 4 роки тому

      Oh I thought Wednesday was Hillary.

    • @aparis9560
      @aparis9560 4 роки тому +1

      @@lucasmartinez5703 letting ancient history go is a weekly struggle...

  • @mecube9148
    @mecube9148 4 роки тому +112

    Lmao! Of course its Obama's fault... why didn't we see that coming

    • @muhumedmohamud2356
      @muhumedmohamud2356 4 роки тому

      of course not

    • @nobody6215
      @nobody6215 4 роки тому

      Me Tube trump 2020!

    • @blademonkeys5104
      @blademonkeys5104 4 роки тому

      @El Nubian For what?

    • @leykias
      @leykias 4 роки тому

      maybe because Obama gave them millions of our tax dollars...

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 4 роки тому +14

      @@leykias
      No, he gave them their own money we had seized.

  • @elitepremium2981
    @elitepremium2981 4 роки тому +42

    please look at the military guy behind trump on his left. his facial expressions are priceless. (Tnx O. K)

    • @lisahiggins6400
      @lisahiggins6400 4 роки тому +1

      I was more focused to the military on the right. He looks like he is a scene of the Twilight Zone~

    • @billharper3717
      @billharper3717 4 роки тому +2

      he is like he didn't know what Trump was talking about like "wait we didn't talk about this, well hold on now.... nevermind I kinda want to see how it turns out" 😂

    • @ozzykrahn806
      @ozzykrahn806 4 роки тому +1

      You do know the is spelled with a T

    • @elitepremium2981
      @elitepremium2981 4 роки тому +2

      @@ozzykrahn806 forgive me. I should have checked, I think you have a fine eye for detail. Respect to you. Have an awesome day and a better week.
      Take care.

  • @edwardicus4
    @edwardicus4 4 роки тому +416

    That General is thinking, "We could tackle him to ground, hog-tie him and just leave him like that till November. It would be so easy."

    • @katharinaangelazafarani7220
      @katharinaangelazafarani7220 4 роки тому +20

      The Opal Fox Channel ...its 7am and that already made my day 😂

    • @Andrew-ih2gz
      @Andrew-ih2gz 4 роки тому +17

      That guy was really mad dogging the back of Trump's head. Lol

    • @sarina76667
      @sarina76667 4 роки тому +16

      That certainly does sound like the internal debate of a Marine right there.

    • @kalikalimai1
      @kalikalimai1 4 роки тому +6

      It's too bad they're just thinking. Now is the time for some action. You know, the doing verb?

    • @abbiejoliec3133
      @abbiejoliec3133 4 роки тому +3

      Excellent thought!

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 4 роки тому +72

    Remember the crazy, exhausting time back when Obama was President?
    How he practically tore his country asunder in all ways possible, with his chronic lying, wild exaggerating and pathetic boasting, insulting women, mocking veterans and the Military at large, making a total fool of himself continually on a global scale, hiding his cowardly self behind asinine tweets, being completely ignorant of history, not being in the least interested in learning how to comport himself presidentially, with knowledge, dignity, class, competence and integrity?
    How he behaved as if being proud of his own ignorance, immaturity, immorality, vileness and stupidity?
    And do you remember when he shoved another world leader, sporting a haughty smirk on his face, and how he tweeted out a Christmas message showing a bloodied CNN logo on the sole of his shoe, and praised people who body slammed reporters?
    And that time California suffered horrendous wildfires; when asked about climate change, he declared:
    "No. No. I have a strong opinion; I want a great climate, we're going to have that." - Frigging unbelievable!...
    Not to mention that he repeatedly called the free press: "Enemy of the people."
    It was truly baffling that American voters didn't run screaming away from him when he started that rhetoric already as a candidate.
    And how he swindled the American people! All from the fraudulent Obama University, to being putin's puppet.
    He was no President. He was the Traitor in Chief.
    Who claimed to know more about anything than anyone, insisting he was right and the whole Intelligence Community wrong.
    What a deranged time it was, with the entire world anxious that he should completely lose it and launch some nukes.
    The entire world celebrated, when at last he was impeached and removed.
    And how relieved and grateful we are now, now that the USA finally got themselves a Stable Genius for President .
    ( it's been a while since I wrote this, it would result horribly long, tho, should I update it )

  • @vmah0111
    @vmah0111 4 роки тому +138

    You can't shoot someone, call an ambulance and then act confused as to why I am not thanking you for "saving my life".

    • @glazierblue573
      @glazierblue573 4 роки тому +14

      Trump is the person who would has Jesus carry his own cross to his own crucifixion but then expected Jesus to thank him for the privilege of it.

    • @judy-9999
      @judy-9999 4 роки тому +2

      Yes, trump continues to behave exactly how a toddler WOULD behave, BUT thank God, toddlers OUTGROW this phase because of LEARNING!

    • @bbigrocker1
      @bbigrocker1 4 роки тому +1

      Why not? Why can't I have the CREDIT? LOL

  • @fromtracywithlove2856
    @fromtracywithlove2856 4 роки тому +89

    Is no one gonna mention the generals in the back whose faces are telling us he’s lying?😂

    • @stevenjones4497
      @stevenjones4497 4 роки тому +9

      He isn't lying. Seth Myers is an idiot

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 4 роки тому +14

      fromTracywithlove... I totally believe that! The Generals looked like they're about to say " WHAT A LYING P.O.S!" I know someone posted that the Generals looks like they want to strangle him. 😂

    • @iestyn77
      @iestyn77 4 роки тому

      you idiot

    • @kirbyjefferson2095
      @kirbyjefferson2095 4 роки тому +5

      :I should shoot him put him out his misery " FACE

    • @nonwilson5587
      @nonwilson5587 4 роки тому

      exactly

  • @IloveRumania
    @IloveRumania 4 роки тому +153

    I can't believe we even have this type of person as the president.
    What a disgrace.

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 4 роки тому +7

      Trumpturd's more than a disgrace.

    • @rafbot95
      @rafbot95 4 роки тому +5

      Like Thompson at times when I talk to people online and they see that I’m american it becomes a talking point because of trump and everyone says they feel bad

    • @robinmaynard1640
      @robinmaynard1640 4 роки тому +4

      You are too kind. I'm embarrassed and afraid for us.

    • @64slugirl
      @64slugirl 4 роки тому +5

      MORE unbelievabe the GOP 'ers defend this ass hat.

    • @speakthemovie
      @speakthemovie 4 роки тому +4

      Blame stupid people for voting for the jackass.

  • @scruples53
    @scruples53 4 роки тому +174

    Is it me or do the generals look like they are holding their breath wondering what this SMF is going to say?

    • @bigsmoke9454
      @bigsmoke9454 4 роки тому +2

      Kathleen Blachere it’s the uniform really uncomfortable

    • @MrYagbolls
      @MrYagbolls 4 роки тому +6

      Kathleen Blachere they r thinking if they should or who should stab him with an ice pik 😅😂🤣on the neck and on national and global tv....

    • @JOMFSE
      @JOMFSE 4 роки тому +1

      I thought the S in SMF was for smug haha

    • @DM-et8lc
      @DM-et8lc 4 роки тому +1

      Poker faces...

    • @fredjones9853
      @fredjones9853 4 роки тому

      @@terrym7501 More like your TBS?? 😂😂

  • @temsbaby2810
    @temsbaby2810 4 роки тому +34

    "I'll have a filet o fish, and 6 big macs"😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anneonymous9338
    @anneonymous9338 4 роки тому +30

    I can't stop hearing him sniff now.

  • @kb-rr1wb
    @kb-rr1wb 4 роки тому +44

    It's like we have Mr. Burns and Homer Simpson in the White House at the same damn time 😅😂🤣

    • @itgetter9
      @itgetter9 4 роки тому +4

      Mic drop

    • @datgurl12121
      @datgurl12121 4 роки тому +3

      That's disrespectful to both Homer and Burns.

    • @64Magick
      @64Magick 4 роки тому +1

      *BUT WE DO!!*

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 4 роки тому +2

      Now we just need Lisa Simpson to take the Democratic nomination and bail us all out of this mess.

    • @kb-rr1wb
      @kb-rr1wb 4 роки тому

      You guys are funny 😂😅🤣 thanks for continuing the joke.. ✊🏽💯 on foe em grave..

  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 4 роки тому +70

    How many times have we heard these beats before.
    "Trump causes problem, demands credit for fixing it. Even if there is no evidence of that."

  • @TieflingKumasi
    @TieflingKumasi 4 роки тому +163

    “Wandered off like an old grandpa at Disney World.”
    He has the attention span of a goldfish. Worse even. At least a goldfish would remember how an umbrella works.

    • @rogergalvez6070
      @rogergalvez6070 4 роки тому +3

      InsaneTacoz lol this comment is ass

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂e

    • @mcf3778
      @mcf3778 4 роки тому +7

      Mythbusters proved goldfish remember things for alot longer than people ever thought

    • @sharonolsen6579
      @sharonolsen6579 4 роки тому +3

      @@mcf3778 So what you're saying is that IQ45 has the attention span that can't even come up to the level of a goldfish ..

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 4 роки тому +1

      @@mcf3778 maybe attention span of a slug.😁

  • @espenringdalhognaland626
    @espenringdalhognaland626 4 роки тому +5

    Weird how Donald Dump actually makes most politicians look like honest people

  • @bailodescalza
    @bailodescalza 4 роки тому +69

    Just when we all thought the Bush Jr. era was a low point is US history, here comes Donny with his new time low! And yet, there r still ppl willing to vote for him!!!🙈

    • @Jet-rx1ji
      @Jet-rx1ji 4 роки тому +17

      Bailo Descalza there are people willing to lie in traffic for him. Blame Rupert Murdoch and the Fox Lies empire.

    • @hollycarter725
      @hollycarter725 4 роки тому +7

      @@Jet-rx1ji I blame stupidity and bad breeding.

    • @ingelarson6738
      @ingelarson6738 4 роки тому +1

      Mind boggling

    • @jerryp1392
      @jerryp1392 4 роки тому

      Yeah, you all need to just face the truth. Obama was a traitor. Quit being racist against white people. Btw, you dipshit 3rd world immigrants need to remember who made this country what it is. Truth bomb.

    • @bluezapin1646
      @bluezapin1646 4 роки тому +4

      @@jerryp1392 You can't call out people to stop being racist and then immediately be racist.

  • @o.b.7217
    @o.b.7217 4 роки тому +113

    The "leader coming out of the light" was nothing but visual language to get his evangelical followers going off. Their "Chosen One" came to send them a "God given" message.

    • @svb91855
      @svb91855 4 роки тому +3

      Yes WE THE PEOPLE, who matter...voted HIM IN!!!

    • @nickorlove7848
      @nickorlove7848 4 роки тому +24

      I thought this same thing when i watched. It honestly sickened me as just a way into tricking people into making himself seem like anything other then an insane, thin skinned and petty old man.

    • @o.b.7217
      @o.b.7217 4 роки тому +17

      @@svb91855
      ---
      So, following your logic (which is flawed, btw.), all people who didn't vote for him, don't matter?
      Good to know.

    • @jillschwab7539
      @jillschwab7539 4 роки тому +17

      I just wish cult 45 would go out in the desert and wait for their space ship to rapture them up and leave the rest of us alone with their bullshit

    • @madshorn5826
      @madshorn5826 4 роки тому +21

      @@svb91855
      Erh, wasn't it technically the electorate college that voted him in?
      As far as I heard the most of the Americans chose someone else with a majority of 3 million.

  • @DANNYonPC
    @DANNYonPC 4 роки тому +57

    When in doubt, Always blame Obama.

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas 4 роки тому +13

    "He looks like Mr Burns w/ radiation poisoning." 😂🤣😂👍

  • @twistedjedi2040
    @twistedjedi2040 4 роки тому +23

    Remember when the biggest conspiracy on Fox News was Obama wearing a tan suit? Good times!

    • @Jen-rw7yh
      @Jen-rw7yh 4 роки тому +1

      Don't forget the mustard in the burger! Unbelievable 😂😂

  • @Cloud-zb8lw
    @Cloud-zb8lw 4 роки тому +104

    Trump will never measure up to Obama.
    Melania and Ivanka: Literally.

    • @Joy-eo3nv
      @Joy-eo3nv 4 роки тому +2

      傭兵Cloud stupid always blaming Obama

    • @barbatvs8959
      @barbatvs8959 4 роки тому +2

      Obama's a libtard, but I must be in the wrong neighbourhood. Not that I care. Logic can't be defeated by those "liberals" "liberated" from the constraints of reason. No, I'm not a Repugnican. I hate both Zionazi parties.

    • @TatianaGlare-jy4iv
      @TatianaGlare-jy4iv 4 роки тому +10

      @Respect/Walk are you on drugs?

    • @kieranpriest9609
      @kieranpriest9609 4 роки тому +5

      @@barbatvs8959 Is this like a magic eye poster? Do I have to look through the words to find anything of meaning?

    • @Cloud-zb8lw
      @Cloud-zb8lw 4 роки тому

      Respect/Walk Thx for the salt. I needed some for my popcorn 🍿

  • @brandons807
    @brandons807 4 роки тому +144

    bruh. I feel like the part where bush was awkwardly trying to open the locked door would be me in any situation lol

    • @toughtittypdiddy4634
      @toughtittypdiddy4634 4 роки тому +8

      I learned to how to dodge my moms chanclas from watching G W Bush’s cat like reflexes when he had shoes thrown at him

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 4 роки тому +1

      You are not President though. So it's fine.

    • @BrogeKilrain
      @BrogeKilrain 4 роки тому +1

      Most globalists need the string pulled to take proper action on both sides . last guy was total puppet

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 4 роки тому

      @@BrogeKilrain Forgot to take your meds today?

    • @BrogeKilrain
      @BrogeKilrain 4 роки тому +1

      @@Drace90 Nancy, Joe and Hillary take too high a dose and have mental and memory problems. sometimes even fall down :)

  • @Alresu
    @Alresu 4 роки тому +22

    I love how the audience reacted to every sniff after Seth mentioned it shortly before the clip.

  • @velvetlensfilms3290
    @velvetlensfilms3290 4 роки тому +159

    When trump breathes that sound of deep air echos from his hallow head.

    • @jerrygiese9881
      @jerrygiese9881 4 роки тому +4

      Is Donald really Darth Trump?

    • @AlastorsShadowDemon
      @AlastorsShadowDemon 4 роки тому +1

      @Damn Yankee
      Well, his handler needs to change his diaper.

    • @shorseyletterkenny
      @shorseyletterkenny 4 роки тому

      Yup, first thing that went through my mind was the Imperial March walking through that door

    • @johnnycto7576
      @johnnycto7576 4 роки тому +1

      hollow?

    • @CharleneWithrow
      @CharleneWithrow 4 роки тому

      OMG. I am on the floor and need assistance getting up.

  • @derekthegreat1114
    @derekthegreat1114 4 роки тому +235

    The head tilting every time he reads another line kills me. Lol

    • @tcorben60
      @tcorben60 4 роки тому +2

      MAGA2020

    • @MostlyPennyCat
      @MostlyPennyCat 4 роки тому +3

      It's the fact he has to _stare_ at the prompter like the slow reader he is.
      How much does he snort before each speech?
      At this point I really hope Iran gets a nuke.

    • @1vigorousdragon
      @1vigorousdragon 4 роки тому

      Now this is head tilting .get a reality check moron.
      ua-cam.com/video/zDpdG6hSL7s/v-deo.html

    • @jdjd4276
      @jdjd4276 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao I was thinking the same thing! 😂☠️

    • @jnorway7295
      @jnorway7295 4 роки тому +3

      The slow reading, stiff body, head tilting & hanging on to the podium? You KNOW he's just snorted something & the bigger lies are about to spew. Then slur & mispronounce a few words for good measure. This liar is boastful, embarrassing & harming our world.

  • @serenachenaille3451
    @serenachenaille3451 4 роки тому +133

    The U.S has no allies anymore. Putin must be loving this circus

    • @sawyerlanneau7701
      @sawyerlanneau7701 4 роки тому +2

      Are you joking?

    • @johnpchesshir9546
      @johnpchesshir9546 4 роки тому +1

      We have lots of allies fyi.

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 4 роки тому +4

      It's not zero, but that list is shortening. Everybody wants to ally with the power the US represents, but is quickly coming to realize that the inmates have rule over this asylum.

    • @cjinpa5713
      @cjinpa5713 4 роки тому +2

      S. C. Don’t drink russiagate koolaid. McCarthyism stains for years and it’s embarrassing. They don’t even spend 1/6 what we do in the military. Russia is not our enemy or a problem for the United States. We did what we promised we wouldn’t do after ww2 and expanded NATO right to their border. It’s like, how dare they put their country in the middle of all of our military bases. Could you imagine if they had bases in Canada and Mexico? The real enemy are the elites that get rich off these wars and move jobs to more desperate people in other parts of the world.

    • @panchang810
      @panchang810 4 роки тому

      Exactly.

  • @priscillajimenez27
    @priscillajimenez27 4 роки тому +9

    The guy on the right of the screen behind trump makes me laugh lol

  • @Djturnt
    @Djturnt 4 роки тому +33

    Just listening to 45 talk makes me feel exponentially dumber lmao

  • @akribela
    @akribela 4 роки тому +102

    I can't "Tolloride" this guy anymore. 😂😂😂

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому +3

      We have to vite him out!

    • @eire3294
      @eire3294 4 роки тому

      Oh yous are hilarious....

    • @barthalen
      @barthalen 4 роки тому +4

      @Christien du Preez More misinformation from a Fox viewing mouthbreather. Be best!

    • @theodethomasa6358
      @theodethomasa6358 4 роки тому +1

      @Christien du Preez Stroke of brilliance? Another stable genius? Don't get bone spurs when the time comes for you to become a brainwashed idiot and go fight for your dear leader.

    • @akribela
      @akribela 4 роки тому +1

      @@johnwilder6486 Well, for comedians,..Trump is like gold. All he has to do is speak,..his daily idiotic mannerisms, speach patterns and lies are enough to fuel any Late Night Comedy Show. The best ratings,..the ratings are Tremendous!!

  • @thomasbradley4505
    @thomasbradley4505 4 роки тому +170

    When he showed the “cats” pic, he should have said Trump was glad he found something to grab. 🙀

    • @FuriousePanda
      @FuriousePanda 4 роки тому +2

      youre a virgin

    • @sowmitra._.7185
      @sowmitra._.7185 4 роки тому +6

      😂

    • @thomasbradley4505
      @thomasbradley4505 4 роки тому +3

      FuriousPanda trust me, that’s far from the truth.

    • @jerryp1392
      @jerryp1392 4 роки тому

      @@thomasbradley4505 Trump 2020. Maga.

    • @wendi2819
      @wendi2819 4 роки тому +7

      Oh snap! Here kitty, kitty. Ha! God Trump is so utterly unhinged! In any other walk of life, he'd be committed. And, we're just allowing him to run amock! Our soldiers deserve better!!

  • @silverwateraka_nine567
    @silverwateraka_nine567 4 роки тому +26

    They guy in the back on the right looks like he wants to slap trump up-side his head lmfao🤫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sr19A
    @Sr19A 4 роки тому +26

    I really like the use of different clips in this segment. Hilarious when Seth brought out the Seinfeld clip, and the pic of T chasing the chicken nugget, and the timing on the last clip. Seth just keeps getting better and better

  • @rationallion9438
    @rationallion9438 4 роки тому +314

    “I like obeying the law”
    - the Impeached President*

    • @Doctor1O1
      @Doctor1O1 4 роки тому +3

      I like ice cream.. I obey the law

    • @ClayManLX
      @ClayManLX 4 роки тому

      Rational Lion peloskii nvr sent in those papers so wtf u talkin about boi

    • @Richard-sy1ej
      @Richard-sy1ej 4 роки тому +4

      @@ClayManLX The House impeached Donald, correctly, in accordance with evidence and testimony under oath. The senate not having conducted the sham "trial" that Moscow Mitch and Lindsay Graham want to hold does not mean that Donald is not impeached.

    • @diligentone-six2688
      @diligentone-six2688 4 роки тому +4

      @@alexanderclisbee2165 been living under a rock troll?

    • @adwat9592
      @adwat9592 4 роки тому +1

      He obeys the Law by obstructing it as best he can

  • @francesmarkiz7098
    @francesmarkiz7098 4 роки тому +28

    When we see Trump's skin more red than orange, that he breathes with difficulty and speaks with inconsistencies ; it's easy to imagine that he could drop dead in the middle of a sentence.
    Just noticing... not wishing .

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 4 роки тому +2

      Markiz...I'm wishing😂😂😂

    • @angelapalazzolo2458
      @angelapalazzolo2458 4 роки тому +1

      He lives on Big Macs, buckets of fried chicken and Diet Coke so.... it’s a real possibility.

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 4 роки тому +1

      🎶Wishin & hoping & hoping & wishin 🎶

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 4 роки тому

      @@Newport8187 😂😂😂

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 4 роки тому

      @Nick Thomas 😂 Wouldn't that be a grand ol' day for America? We should ALL have a huge international celebration! I know most people in other countries DON'T like him at all. They hate his guts!😁

  • @oisinm332
    @oisinm332 4 роки тому +26

    Haha couldn't help think of Roger from American Dad, "I am the Decider".

  • @alejandronunez7650
    @alejandronunez7650 4 роки тому +207

    The general on the right side is like: "what? what is happening? is this right? i didn't get the memo!! D: "

    • @nasiasteel9105
      @nasiasteel9105 4 роки тому +8

      Lmao

    • @nancymesek
      @nancymesek 4 роки тому +15

      He’s got to be thinking that trump is completely deranged.

    • @Rhiannon011
      @Rhiannon011 4 роки тому +11

      General Miley looks extremely pissed! Not happy at all..I wouldn't be surprised if Miley may decide to resign..like Mattis did..

    • @jillschwab7539
      @jillschwab7539 4 роки тому +5

      He probably thinking we could get rid of him a nobody would care . lol

    • @zmaj6524
      @zmaj6524 4 роки тому +5

      He looked for a moment like he thought about taking Trump down lol.
      Edit: I could never be those guys look how serious they are even when he messes up, I would die laughing.

  • @andyclarke695
    @andyclarke695 4 роки тому +22

    Thank you Seth, just when depression was setting in yet again, you lifted my spirits with humour about this nightmare.

  • @ReesePlaysGamez
    @ReesePlaysGamez 4 роки тому +72

    Trump started his speech like a high schooler starts an opinion essay. He had a hook sentence and eveything

    • @ShineOnBenevolentSun
      @ShineOnBenevolentSun 4 роки тому +3

      He was high.

    • @icebergrose8955
      @icebergrose8955 4 роки тому +2

      Yes Drugs. And TV, its TV.

    • @timlangdon6448
      @timlangdon6448 4 роки тому +1

      He started it and he finish it didn't he.

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 4 роки тому +1

      @@timlangdon6448 😂😂😂DOTARD never speaks sensibly and never completes a full sentence. It's like someone you're trying to throw the ball at in dodge ball, but kept moving around from here to there. He's all over the place. tRUMP kept repeating things when nobody gives him the recognition that he's looking for. Oh AMERICA, I said "I gave up my salary and donate it to D..D...D...DRUGS." WHAT, NO APPLAUSE?! Maybe they didn't here me. I said, AMERICA! I GAVE UP MY $400,000 SALARY & DONATE IT TO DRRRRRRUGS!" DOTARD wants people to think that he's this great person but reality, MOST people in AMERICA aren't that stupid and wouldn't fall for that.

    • @la4b181
      @la4b181 4 роки тому

      ReesePlaysGamez yes, this (45 is a idiot and racist he is so disgusting. 45 is so jealous from Obama. Obama is 💯 better that this loser .

  • @wentzylvania1114
    @wentzylvania1114 4 роки тому +7

    It’s a sad state of affairs when so many people are getting their news from late night comedy shows and not actually understanding the facts.

  • @standarduser7105
    @standarduser7105 4 роки тому +160

    “People who blame things rarely change things. Blame is an unassailable change-avoidance strategy.” - Andy Stanley

    • @dewaynethomas3122
      @dewaynethomas3122 4 роки тому

      Like how he's owned by NBC. woops

    • @OFNDKing
      @OFNDKing 4 роки тому

      Yea so stop blaming me

    • @wannabecarguy
      @wannabecarguy 4 роки тому +1

      @@OFNDKing keep it up sir. You are on track for a promotion this November. And thank you for your hard work. Let's get coffee some day.

    • @wannabecarguy
      @wannabecarguy 4 роки тому

      @Emmett Hardie anybody can buy weapons as long as they fill out all the paperwork. Even you could buy .

    • @Phatkillz
      @Phatkillz 4 роки тому +1

      @@OFNDKing we will when we vote in November.

  • @Prophecy6
    @Prophecy6 4 роки тому +42

    Listening to Trump speak, always makes my head hurt.

    • @dragonmaster613
      @dragonmaster613 4 роки тому +1

      Mine as well! 🤕

    • @iSmartMan1
      @iSmartMan1 4 роки тому +2

      That's why I skip the parts where he talks, they depress me too much

    • @tonib.3016
      @tonib.3016 4 роки тому +2

      My mute button is my most used button these days...

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 4 роки тому +1

      You're braver than I am. I hit the mute.

    • @casfox
      @casfox 4 роки тому +2

      It embarrasses me 😞

  • @IanMcGarrett
    @IanMcGarrett 4 роки тому +86

    "Article two allows me to do whatever I want."
    "Who told you this, Mr. President?"
    "Two Corinthians."

    • @sharonmores8697
      @sharonmores8697 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @chaddiedickerson
      @chaddiedickerson 4 роки тому +3

      HA!! This is EXCELLENT ian mcgarrett

    • @sheilashadiamusic
      @sheilashadiamusic 4 роки тому +9

      Two Corinthians lol, I remember when Trump said that, also when he was asked if he prefered the old testament or new, didn't even know the difference, couldn't even quote one Bible passage and yet these evangelical charlatans follow him. If you're not religious just say so, no one should judge you. The problem is, he is religious, he looks in the mirror everyday, styles that orange fluff that once was hair and thinks, "I'm so bigly."

    • @briafx
      @briafx 4 роки тому

      Cancun American miss lindsey😂🤣 lmao awesome you rock🙌🏾❤️😜

    • @Oneness100
      @Oneness100 4 роки тому +1

      That's the whole ballgame right there. it was the 2 Corinthians...

  • @robertquiggleiv8696
    @robertquiggleiv8696 4 роки тому +22

    3:20 He was definitely about to say "Toler-ized" and caught himself.

  • @rocketamadeus3730
    @rocketamadeus3730 4 роки тому +82

    Goddamn I miss when reality was a thing.

    • @germavery2223
      @germavery2223 4 роки тому +1

      You could come back.... TDS is curable. Youre definitely gonna need to start reading, and stop getting your "news" from fake comedy shows by cultural marxists. Good luck...the goodnews is youre going to be the safest youve ever been (except from yourself) during Trump Sr's next 5 years....and then Jr's 8 years.🤴

    • @Bynggo
      @Bynggo 4 роки тому +2

      Germ Avery F*rkkk. I hope you are DJT trolling, otherwise it’s scary to think there could be someone out there who believes his BS. And what’s Marxism got to do with any of this. That’s always a strange fall back..... oh I’m going to call you a communist. Good grief you are ill informed . Have you any idea who DJT is bedfellows with?

    • @chadneal9976
      @chadneal9976 4 роки тому

      Yha you better be trolling avery cuz its not gonna be pretty where the pied piper leads all the rats to hell with him. He is the 3rd anti christ.

    • @williamtcoker
      @williamtcoker 4 роки тому

      Reality? Let's see...a late night show comedian is so obsessed with his blind hatred of our President that he, and basically every other late night show host, cannot seem to find the time to come up with new material due to his infatuation with the current state of politics in America. It's was old after the very first night that Trump jokes and hating was the show's focal point and that was prior to Trump being elected. It's like every late night show on TV is on repeat. Since when did being an actor or a comedian qualify these sheep to become the American public's political analyst? Seriously, they all need to just put a sock in it and revert back things they are actually good at, like impersonating someone whom they are not and doing stupid things to make people laugh.

    • @TheAow4321
      @TheAow4321 4 роки тому

      @Point Dexter By becoming energy independent and killing Russian soldiers in Syria. Damn, Trump isnt even a good puppet... speaking of sheep and believe everything an authority figure tells you... The clintons helped sell 25% of North Americas uranium(key component in nuclear power/weapons) through their foundation but thats just dandy. But because Brian Stelter told you Trump is putins butt boy, IT MUST BE TRUE... lmao

  • @johnc2540
    @johnc2540 4 роки тому +79

    He cant even read the screen in the background that's how genius he is.

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 4 роки тому +2

      john c...LOL😂 yeah mr. stable genius is illiterate and read at 3rd grade level. No wait! That would be an insult to 3rd graders who actually read better than this MORON.😁

  • @MadmanZachary
    @MadmanZachary 4 роки тому +59

    Trumps logic:”If I do something wrong, blame Obama!”

    • @David-vk2co
      @David-vk2co 4 роки тому +1

      You mean trump said the money Obama gave back to the terrorist was used for more terrorist act!!! So yeah Obama didn't help did he??

    • @IffyEdem
      @IffyEdem 4 роки тому +1

      David 1 don’t argue with a leftist. You’ll lose brain cells trying to make sense of their stupidity 🤦‍♂️. The Taliban seems more willing to have a conversation than any leftist

    • @DanInBranson
      @DanInBranson 4 роки тому +1

      Ya, cause God knows we didn't listen to Obama blame Bush for 8 years for his failures.

    • @MadmanZachary
      @MadmanZachary 4 роки тому

      Iffy Edem I hope you do realize I am making a joke,right?

    • @thegrim5406
      @thegrim5406 4 роки тому +1

      @@David-vk2co So give us a good reason on how trump is any better?

  • @gregfeneis609
    @gregfeneis609 4 роки тому +4

    0:30 Why does Iran look like somebody spilled guacamole?

  • @dancardoza6794
    @dancardoza6794 4 роки тому +242

    I was wondering when he was going to get around to blaming Obama

    • @mitchjones9342
      @mitchjones9342 4 роки тому +6

      Dan Cardoza never takes long.

    • @shilohmiller6422
      @shilohmiller6422 4 роки тому +13

      He's so jealous of Obama!!! He always brings him up.

    • @GrayAndGrey
      @GrayAndGrey 4 роки тому

      Look at Twitter and Fox News, as well as the replies in a couple of hours.
      Look! A Trump fellator just did!

    • @TheUncertainKill
      @TheUncertainKill 4 роки тому +3

      So who was it that gave Iran access $150 billion? That wasn’t Obama? I’m pretty sure it was. Maybe it was the tooth fairy?

    • @slactweak
      @slactweak 4 роки тому +13

      @@chuckfalls9027 He didn't "give" them sh*t. That money was THEIRS.

  • @MR-intel
    @MR-intel 4 роки тому +268

    Trump sounds like a sixth-grader reciting a text he does not understand.

    • @I21oIoIl3
      @I21oIoIl3 4 роки тому +18

      More like 3rd but point taken.

    • @MichaelWilson-zk1uz
      @MichaelWilson-zk1uz 4 роки тому +10

      Lol 😂😂😂

    • @Js14561
      @Js14561 4 роки тому +3

      Well when your worth $3B you don’t care what you sound like

    • @jillschwab7539
      @jillschwab7539 4 роки тому +21

      My 5 yr old has better reading skills . He's an embarrassment

    • @stukkak1976
      @stukkak1976 4 роки тому +15

      @@Js14561 lol. You really believe that huh?

  • @faribaahmari4049
    @faribaahmari4049 4 роки тому +167

    After seeing Trump, Bush looks intelligent !!!!!

    • @fifermcgee5971
      @fifermcgee5971 4 роки тому +7

      Pretty pathetic especially when there are so many clever people in the US.

    • @iamaloafofbread8926
      @iamaloafofbread8926 4 роки тому +1

      Wow, never thought this would come across my mind.

    • @iamaloafofbread8926
      @iamaloafofbread8926 4 роки тому +9

      @@fifermcgee5971 he is our drunk 1 night stand. I promise when Bernie gets in things will get better.

    • @iamaloafofbread8926
      @iamaloafofbread8926 4 роки тому +4

      @Bobby S no thanks.

    • @kurttuchscherer899
      @kurttuchscherer899 4 роки тому +4

      After hearing trump, Quayle sounds intelligent

  • @jz4057
    @jz4057 4 роки тому +6

    "I don't need exit strategy. I'll just name them eric and DJTJ". 😂

  • @marandaward1663
    @marandaward1663 4 роки тому +25

    I was a child when bush started a war with a lie, but I remember the fear. I remember my parents being fearful. And now I am an adult dealing with another liar who wants to start another war, and I understand the fear.

    • @teax25
      @teax25 4 роки тому +5

      In November, go out and vote. Vote for whoever you want. That was a right give to US citizen that was pay for in blood. Get your family and friends who are of voting age to register to vote and vote when it time.

    • @larrydaniels6532
      @larrydaniels6532 4 роки тому +2

      Name a war that wasn't started with lie from someone's perspective, you can't.

    • @sixtynine7992
      @sixtynine7992 4 роки тому

      He said he does not want war. He said "don't kill Americans". Thats the line they crossed. No action taken when Iran stole/hijacked oil tankers in Persian Gulf. Shot down US military drone. Even kidnapped a small US Navy boat crew. They attacked the US embassy in Baghdad and killed an American. The mastermind of the attack was targeted. Then once he wasn't in the area of civilians, the mastermind was executed by drone strike.

    • @Redeemed001
      @Redeemed001 4 роки тому

      Sixty Nine thank you at least someone gets it, like the old saying goes you can’t negotiate with terrorists

    • @marandaward1663
      @marandaward1663 4 роки тому

      teax25 my whole family is already planning a day around it.

  • @TheSapphire51
    @TheSapphire51 4 роки тому +297

    The guy behind him is trying his best but failing to disguise the fact that he is thinking this guy is truly nuts.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому +11

      Well, he's right.

    • @charliemoody7168
      @charliemoody7168 4 роки тому +6

      Mairead Ryan - IKR? General on our right seems to be searching the room for...a means of escape? Signs of shock and horror on the faces of others? Some sign he was not the only sane man in the room?
      General on our left does the formation check-out: good display of skills, too - an enlisted man would have been on his face within the first two “sentences”...that’s a lifetime of practice on display

    • @TheSapphire51
      @TheSapphire51 4 роки тому +1

      @@charliemoody7168 good observational skills. You couldn't make it up could you?

    • @HorseRadish403
      @HorseRadish403 4 роки тому

      Technical Obama did give them billion dollars in cash 🤔 What did you think they spent the money on 😂

    • @dianeeharris
      @dianeeharris 4 роки тому +14

      @@HorseRadish403 ...
      The money belonged to Iran,it was already Iranian money..
      President Obama released their money back to them, along with other countries, they just lifted the sanction.
      *THE UNITED STATES NEVER GAVE IRAN ANY MONEY THAT BELONGED TO THE UNITED STATES IN THE FIRST PLACE.*
      You're welcome.

  • @WhatZitTooYaaa
    @WhatZitTooYaaa 4 роки тому +162

    “All is well” says the most protected man on earth... never even served..

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 4 роки тому +4

      The people standing behind him just CAN'T believe the BULLSHIT coming out of this IDIOT'S mouth.

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 4 роки тому +1

      Really? Would you want him on your six? I would prefer he be point man in the suspected mine field.

    • @liliachan3753
      @liliachan3753 4 роки тому +2

      “Not so well” he’s got bone spurs.

    • @larrainebasham2978
      @larrainebasham2978 4 роки тому +1

      @@likethompson725 yes they can because BULLSHIT is coming out if theies

    • @Keyjuann
      @Keyjuann 4 роки тому +1

      Ay man hes a good guy like he built that wall.Even though most immigrant come by plane or boat. XD

  • @eddieohearn17
    @eddieohearn17 4 роки тому +9

    You can tell when he has practiced a response or speech, he gets through most of it without a mispronunciation or two or more. I wonder how many hours it takes to be this competently incompetent.

  • @paytonvanwinkle4651
    @paytonvanwinkle4651 4 роки тому +102

    The first “Thanks Obama” of 2020. It almost brings a tear to your eye.

    • @magicsantos2681
      @magicsantos2681 4 роки тому +5

      😢😄😄😄👌👍😉

    • @sharonmores8697
      @sharonmores8697 4 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @svb91855
      @svb91855 4 роки тому

      NOT in my BOOK!!

    • @Kubush1
      @Kubush1 4 роки тому

      Imagine thinking Obama was a good President...

    • @MichaelWilson-zk1uz
      @MichaelWilson-zk1uz 4 роки тому +2

      @@Kubush1 Obama good or bad Trump is A fucking embarrassment!!! But I do feel he represents white America well at the same time. 🙄 Not in my lifetime did I think I would see any president dumber than Bush 💯

  • @DBuckyBoy
    @DBuckyBoy 4 роки тому +38

    When those doors opened and Trump walked out ... did anyone else hear the "Imperial March" from Star Wars?

    • @enyotheios2613
      @enyotheios2613 4 роки тому

      I do now! 🤣

    • @Agent-xn1hr
      @Agent-xn1hr 4 роки тому +1

      DBuckyBoy I actually heard the theme from “Benny Hill”

    • @thomasbradley4505
      @thomasbradley4505 4 роки тому +1

      I thought he was trying to look like The Chosen One coming out of the light.

    • @CanadaDan1971
      @CanadaDan1971 4 роки тому

      Cavy Queen He’s Admiral Ozzel at best.

    • @bbigrocker1
      @bbigrocker1 4 роки тому +1

      No, I thought I heard the theme for 2001.......LOL

  • @seanweir9750
    @seanweir9750 4 роки тому +48

    Soon he'll be demanding a Nobel peace prize

    • @prickyX
      @prickyX 4 роки тому +7

      And be Times man of the year... Maybe he just needs to go to an old fashioned movie with a friend?

    • @kathleenmitchell1582
      @kathleenmitchell1582 4 роки тому +2

      Please don't say Nobel Peace Prize or he'll want one too because Obama got one.

    • @JT-xj1pg
      @JT-xj1pg 4 роки тому +3

      Obama the drone striker got one tho... just saying

    • @garye4145
      @garye4145 4 роки тому +5

      He probably has a fake one at his golf courses sitting right beside his fake Time Magazine Man Of The Year One.

    • @mcf3778
      @mcf3778 4 роки тому +2

      He has already demanded people vote for his nomination

  • @CaptDude
    @CaptDude 4 роки тому +5

    He breaths hard AF through his nose 🤣😂 can't unsee

  • @m2aa130
    @m2aa130 4 роки тому +33

    The guy to his right never breaks his dead-ahead stare. 😆 Poker face tournament winner!

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 4 роки тому +38

    That's it. From now on, any politician or public official of any country that supports any war has to go fight on its front lines. If he won't then clearly that war is unimportant and shouldn't be fought.

    • @bahaar2825
      @bahaar2825 4 роки тому +4

      Agreed👍

    • @gobluz3
      @gobluz3 4 роки тому +2

      Well trump doesn’t support war so looks like he’s not going to the front lines

    • @CaptainScarlet1961
      @CaptainScarlet1961 4 роки тому +2

      Definitely agreed👍

    • @spencerhorton1492
      @spencerhorton1492 4 роки тому

      Your comment is really unreasonable.

    • @wildnorthadventures6543
      @wildnorthadventures6543 4 роки тому +1

      What war are you talking about ? There’s no war . It was a strategy . Well planned . Trump took out 1 guy , then coordinated with Iran to let them lob some bombs back to save face . All this to allow a withdrawal of US troops from Iraq . Use common sense .

  • @Ubblvx
    @Ubblvx 4 роки тому +19

    I know this is common but I’m Genuinely baffled at how y’all voted for this dude damn that’s crazy. It changed my whole perception on The American people.

    • @Joy-eo3nv
      @Joy-eo3nv 4 роки тому +3

      _ Ubaldo _ yes I did not vote for asshole but you know I pay less tax because of him. I hate him

    • @WomenSense1
      @WomenSense1 4 роки тому +4

      I and many, many Americans didn't vote for that no political experience racist lying corrupt con man!

    • @Phukugoooglification
      @Phukugoooglification 4 роки тому +7

      His Russian buddies rigged the election with Republicons assistance.

    • @Ubblvx
      @Ubblvx 4 роки тому

      32thoth tbh I think tht is what actually happened

  • @jamiehouk6965
    @jamiehouk6965 4 роки тому +41

    These guys make me sick, blaming Obama for everything.

    • @stephenschmengle9190
      @stephenschmengle9190 4 роки тому

      Why he did a horrible job.
      Barry's Stupid directions. Shapiro too
      redistributionist agenda of tax increases, federalizing health care, massive new debt, layers of more regulation, zero-interest rates, neo-socialist regulatory appointments, expansionary eligibility for entitlements, and constant anti-free-market jawboning that created a psychological atmosphere conducive to real retrenchment, mental holding patterns, and legitimate fears over discernable success. O,bama weaponized federal agencies including the IRS, DOJ, and EPA in such a manner as to worry anyone successful, prominent, and conservative enough to come under the federal radar of a vindictive Lois Lerner, Eric Holder, or a FISA court.
      Sactionary cities want to protect illegals who commit crimes-under his watch.
      Ben Shapiro
      ua-cam.com/video/s0wLpAc1Vx8/v-deo.html
      Obama was willing to send $150 billion on pallets to the Iranians, number one threat in the mideast; democrats didn't care. Obama sent extra millions to the UN for climate control programs. Obama sent a team to ISrael with $300,000 of State Dpt funding to upset election.....Obama wasted billions on a stimulus that failed, old clunkers and old refrigerators..
      Obma gave Palestine $500 million before he left, Hezbollah was most appreciative, Obama let in thousands on trains through the SW border and we pay for them every day, ..is that the money you are looking for???

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 4 роки тому +5

      Jamie Houk.. Nothing new! That's their ONLY excuse for their ORANGE manbaby's FAILURES and the REPUGNANT "DO NOTHING" Republicunts FAILURES. (the misspell was intentional😆)

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 4 роки тому +1

      @@stephenschmengle9190 DOTARD, did you get all that info from tRUMP's book of "COMPULSIVE LIAR 101?" Or did you came up with that all by your DOTARD self? WOW! STOP parroting BULLSHIT from FOX FAKE NEWS propaganda machine for trumpturd political nonsense. Y'ALL need to get your FACTS straight and NOT reposting some BULLSHIT from God knows where! FYI: Anyone with an ounce of common sense would know that the President of the UNITED STATES can NOT just do anything WITHOUT the approval of Congress.
      Except for tRUMPturd who does his own thing and running amok WITHOUT consulting the higher ups and that's bc the GOP/REPUGNANT PARTY are getting PAID to keep their mouths shut and collect their payouts from RUSSIA...courtesy of president MORON.
      Btw "WE" paid over $180 mil for tRUMP to play golf in less than 4 yrs. More than President OBAMA spent in his entire 8 yrs of service cleaning up Bush Jr's mess. WHAT has president MORON did for the country besides draining the TREASURY of our TAX dollars on his leisure parties/golfing and causing chaos? FREELOADER MUCH?! So much for draining the SWAMP! tRUMP and his family + incompetent administration/his cult45 GOP are the SWAMP!
      President OBAMA "weaponized" the IRS, DOJ, EPA??? NOW, I know you're full of IT! MORON president Trumpturd planted "FAT ASS BARR" in DOJ to COVER UP his CORRUPTION from being convicted of CRIMES that MUELLER'S investigation has unfolded/discovered. Then Trumpturd inserted "BOLD FACE LIAR MUCHKIN" in IRS to block anyone from trying to see his income TAX returns which will reveal MONEY laundering activities for RUSSIA, etc. Trumpturd also appointed "RAPIST ALCOHOLIC FRET BOY KAVANUAGH" to Supreme Court to COVER UP his sorry ASS in case of any lawsuits against him goes to TRIAL there. NOW, WHO'S WEAPONIZING?

    • @stephenschmengle9190
      @stephenschmengle9190 4 роки тому

      @@likethompson725 Licky
      You still can't make a point. You're still name calling you are a coward. And dumb. Here's what Trump has accomplished please read it and learn if you're capable.
      Trump's 22 ACC
      The President signed legislation that reauthorized the Carl D. Perkins Career and Technical Education Act, making more than $1 billion available for career education programs.
      President Trump has prioritized the economic empowerment of women.
      The women’s unemployment rate recently reached its lowest rate in 65 years.
      The Small Business Administration lent approximately $500 million more in capital to women-owned businesses in 2017 compared to 2016.
      The Administration helped launch the Women Entrepreneurs Finance Initiative, which could leverage more than $1 billion to support women entrepreneurs.
      ROLLING BACK RED TAPE: President Trump is rolling back costly regulations that have burdened hardworking Americans and stifled innovation.
      President Trump has followed through on and exceeded his promise to roll back two regulations for every new one created.
      President Trump’s Administration surpassed the 2:1 ratio in 2018, eliminating 12 regulations for every new one in 2018.
      In 2017, the Trump Administration eliminated 22 regulations for every new one.
      Since taking office, President Trump’s deregulation efforts have achieved $33 billion in regulatory savings.
      In 2018, these efforts alone delivered $23 billion in benefits to American families and business owners.
      President Trump has signed 16 Congressional Review Act resolutions into law, eliminating burdensome Obama-era rules and regulations.
      President Trump announced U.S. withdrawal from the Paris Climate Agreement, which would have harmed America’s economy and cost American workers millions of jobs.
      President Trump signed an executive order to streamline the permitting process for infrastructure projects with a goal of cutting approval time from up to 10 years to an average of 2 years.
      President Trump signed legislation to roll back burdensome Dodd-Frank regulations that harmed community banks.
      NEGOTIATING BETTER DEALS FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE: President Trump is negotiating fair and balanced trade deals that protect American industries and workers.
      President Trump negotiated a new trade agreement between the United States, Canada, and Mexico to replace the disastrous and outdated North American Free Trade Agreement.
      Once enacted by Congress, the United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement (USMCA) will better serve the interests of American workers and businesses.
      USMCA will incentivize billions of dollars in auto and auto parts production in the United States and create a freer and fairer market for American agriculture.
      USMCA also includes the strongest-ever provisions on labor, environmental, digital, and intellectual property protections to reflect the realities of the 21st century economy.
      Part 2
      Part 3
      The President renegotiated the United States-Korea Free Trade Agreement to preserve and grow jobs in the American auto industry and increase American exports.
      The United States and Japan are set to begin negotiations on a United States-Japan Trade Agreement.
      President Trump is establishing a new trade relationship with the European Union (EU), working toward the elimination of tariff and non-tariff barriers to transatlantic trade.
      President Trump has established a Trade and Investment Working Group to lay the groundwork for post-Brexit trade with the United Kingdom (UK) and has notified Congress of his intent to negotiate a free trade agreement with the UK.
      This year, President Trump filed a withdrawal notification with the Universal Postal Union, launching a one-year negotiation to secure fair international postal rates for American mailers.
      President Trump has expanded market access for American agricultural producers.
      Argentina has opened to American pork and beef, Brazil to American beef, Japan to lamb and Idaho chipping potatoes, South Korea to American poultry, and more.
      The Administration authorized $12 billion to aid farmers affected by unfair retaliatory tariffs.
      The Trump Administration has begun the process to expand the sale of E15, or gasoline containing 15 percent ethanol, to year round.
      Under President Trump, the United States will no longer accept bad trade deals and unfair trade practices that harm American workers and industries.
      One of the President’s first actions after taking office was withdrawing the United States from the terrible Trans-Pacific Partnership, which incentivized outsourcing.
      In 2017, the Administration oversaw 82 antidumping and countervailing duty investigations.
      President Trump is holding China accountable for its unfair trade practices, such as the theft of intellectual property, by imposing tariffs on $250 billion in Chinese goods.

    • @stephenschmengle9190
      @stephenschmengle9190 4 роки тому

      @@likethompson725 Licky here is more fact. Read and learn
      11
      IGNITING A HISTORIC ECONOMIC BOOM: President Trump’s pro-growth policies are unleashing economic growth and providing opportunities to workers across the country.
      Due to President Trump’s pro-growth policies, real gross domestic product (GDP) growth exceeded 3 percent over the last four quarters.
      Real GDP grew at annual rates of 3.4 percent in the third quarter of 2018 and 4.2 percent in the second quarter.
      More than 5 million jobs have been created since President Trump’s election and the unemployment rate remains below 4 percent.
      This is the eighth time this year that the unemployment rate has been below 4 percent.
      Prior to this year, the unemployment rate had fallen below 4 percent only five times since 1970.
      The unemployment rate for African Americans in May fell to 5.9 percent, which is the lowest rate on record.
      Asian and Hispanic-American unemployment rates have reached record lows this year.
      Initial weekly jobless claims have hit a nearly 50-year low under President Trump.
      Under President Trump, job openings outnumber the unemployed for the first time on record.
      Recently, more than two-thirds of Americans rated “now” as a good time to find a quality job, tying a record high in a poll by Gallup.
      Americans are seeing more money in their pockets thanks to the booming economy.
      In recent months, workers have seen their largest nominal year over year wage growth in nearly a decade.
      In 2017, real median household income rose to a post-recession high.
      President Trump’s policies are helping to lift Americans out of poverty.
      African-American and Hispanic-American poverty rates reached record lows of 21.2 percent and 18.3 percent, respectively, in 2017.
      Since the election, 4.6 million Americans have been lifted off of food stamps.
      Consumer confidence has soared under President Trump, recently reaching an 18-year high.
      President Trump is delivering on his promise to bring back American manufacturing.
      The National Association of Manufacturers’ Outlook Index had the highest annual average in its history over the past year.
      Manufacturing added 284,000 jobs in 2018, the most added in a year since 1997
      Small Business optimism jumped to a record high under President Trump, according to a survey by the National Federation of Independent Business (NFIB).
      The NFIB’s Small Business Optimism Index broke a 35-year record in August.
      President Trump signed the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act into law, ushering in the largest package of tax cuts and reforms in American history.
      These tax cuts are delivering real results for American families and workers.
      More than 6 million workers received tax cut bonuses and benefits.
      More than 100 utility companies have announced lower rates.
      President Trump is ensuring American workers receive the training and education they need to compete in today’s economy.
      President Trump signed an executive order establishing the National Council for the American worker.
      More than 185 companies and associations have signed our “Pledge to America’s Workers,” promising more than 6.4 million new training and career opportunities.
      The President signed legislation that reauthorized the Carl D. Perkins Career and Technical Education Act, making more than $1 billion available for career education programs.

  • @walterd7331
    @walterd7331 4 роки тому +133

    "As long as I'm president" (for life) is what he meant to say. Make no mistake. Tyrant's ambitions are very transparent.

    • @antonystringfellow5152
      @antonystringfellow5152 4 роки тому +14

      I could be ok with that..... depending on the circumstances.
      If he only had 24 hours to live, for example.

    • @miskatonicalumni5612
      @miskatonicalumni5612 4 роки тому +2

      Sic semper tyrannis!

    • @charlenelord6860
      @charlenelord6860 4 роки тому

      Maybe the next president will have trump as a roommate LOL

    • @CteCrassus
      @CteCrassus 4 роки тому +3

      I suspect he was horribly dissapointed when he found out the US Government has two other branches.

    • @jarodstrain8905
      @jarodstrain8905 4 роки тому +2

      @@CteCrassus he and members of his administration have tried to claim several times that the other two branches are subservient to him. Seriously.

  • @Starlight1710
    @Starlight1710 4 роки тому +20

    Trump has a ton of make-up in his face but the most hilarious thing is how he highlighted his cheekbones.

    • @likethompson725
      @likethompson725 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah, the housekeepers said he puts that ORANGE CLOWN foundation on thick. And several times he has to change his shirts bc it gets stained. And he blames the lighting in the room. 😁😂 Guess everyone else in the same room have normal skin color except for tRUMPturd with his ORANGE CLOWN glow. 😂😂😂😂

    • @sockdolager3884
      @sockdolager3884 4 роки тому

      Seth Myers has a fake dick.

    • @Starlight1710
      @Starlight1710 4 роки тому

      @@sockdolager3884 Do you have first hand experience?

  • @Juliett-A
    @Juliett-A 4 роки тому +93

    Do you know why they want nuclear weapons? As a deterrent to American aggression.

    • @Mouse_007
      @Mouse_007 4 роки тому +1

      actually it is to destroy their sworn enemy Israel but your answer would also be correct

    • @boweed70
      @boweed70 4 роки тому +2

      You are scarily ill-informed if that is your true belief. You seriously think that Iran ... wants nuclear weapons ... to deter American aggression? You think Iran, which has been in THOUSANDS of years of war (dating back to 678 BC) with most of its neighboring countries wants a nuclear weapon to deter American aggression? Do your homework, sweetheart. A SIMPLE Google search will save you from years of further torment and ridicule.

    • @remisionarcidash8671
      @remisionarcidash8671 4 роки тому +2

      ​@@Mouse_007 terrorist organization of Israel occupy Palestine which have a holy site for Muslims and Iran also cant nuke them because this is like nuking Syria Egypt Palestinians and everyone else they really want the nukes to keep the US away

    • @jarodstrain8905
      @jarodstrain8905 4 роки тому +1

      @@remisionarcidash8671 there's a genuine possibility that Iranian leadership won't think through the process quite that far. I mean let's be honest, if you're willing to blow yourself up because you think you have 72 virgins waiting, destroying a holy site really isn't going to be a problem for you either.
      Israel and Palestine have been close to peace agreements in the past and they've been disrupted Time and Time Again by hardliners. Netanyahu may be the worst of them. Before his rise to power they were very close to an agreement that would have created a two-state system and shared the capital of Jerusalem.
      The end of the conflict would have been a dream come true for most Israelis and Palestinians.
      But it's always that small number of assholes that screws it up for everyone.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 роки тому +3

      @@boweed70 every nation on the planet should want nuclear weapons to deter American aggression, you fucktard.

  • @dueplague6887
    @dueplague6887 4 роки тому +48

    Trump: Hey Siri, how much have I ran today?
    Siri: Ok, sending missles to Iran today

  • @TheCatWitch63
    @TheCatWitch63 4 роки тому +89

    This is a “wag the dog” strategy that backfired. I would be laughing myself to tears if it weren’t because the threat of war is a real and serious matter.

    • @blademonkeys5104
      @blademonkeys5104 4 роки тому +3

      war with who? I know that Iran is smart enough not to go any farther than theyve gone, China and russia have the intelligence to stay out. I can see maybe a cold war blown way out of proportion, but thats it.

    • @bodalby4840
      @bodalby4840 4 роки тому

      Blademonkeys I agree but I don’t even think it’ll be an out-of-proportion Cold War. It looks like it’s been deescalated. If Iran thinks about retaliating, it’ll be after the US has a weaker president because Iran knows they’ll get spanked if they retaliate now.

    • @TheCatWitch63
      @TheCatWitch63 4 роки тому

      It doesn’t matter if the threat is real or what type of war it is. What matters is that the possibility of war is dominating the minds of people everywhere, distracting them from other matters such as the impeachment. I guess you never saw the movie Wag the Dog or are familiar with the term.

    • @bodalby4840
      @bodalby4840 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheCatWitch63 ...But there's nothing happening with the impeachment. Once it actually gets to the Senate then sure, but it's literally at a standstill. I don't think that can be used as an excuse.

    • @TheCatWitch63
      @TheCatWitch63 4 роки тому

      Bo Dalby I agree with you that the impeachment iis at at standstill at the moment, but the polls indicated that more than 50% of Americans support the measure. This tendency can change, especially if the people are distracted by something else or if something happens that increases the President’s approval rates.

  • @Majed_ashraf
    @Majed_ashraf 4 роки тому +119

    War is peace
    Freedom is slavery
    Ignorance is strength
    -George Orwell

    • @JWhiteley
      @JWhiteley 4 роки тому +1

      Ah yes, 1989. Good book.

    • @backalleycqc4790
      @backalleycqc4790 4 роки тому +1

      "Minipeace
      Minitruth
      Minilove
      Miniplenty"
      Trump 2020

    • @tomcoryell
      @tomcoryell 4 роки тому

      Jack Whiteley You’re joking maybe?

    • @tomcoryell
      @tomcoryell 4 роки тому +1

      Back Alley CQC “ Mini People Say”

    • @Majed_ashraf
      @Majed_ashraf 4 роки тому

      @TheDarkerKnight what does that suppose to mean?

  • @paulweston8408
    @paulweston8408 4 роки тому +96

    "Donald, go into the light." Did 100 million Americans get their New Years wish?

    • @michaelpreston233
      @michaelpreston233 4 роки тому +6

      No, the SOB is still here.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому +5

      No. We got a war instead.

    • @marconius101
      @marconius101 4 роки тому +1

      @@couragekarnga8735 you won't... you're stuck i your mamas basement ..

    • @stopstupidrepublicanscrowe9818
      @stopstupidrepublicanscrowe9818 4 роки тому +7

      Notice how everyone involved with trump. Looks like their suicidal. This moron cause chaos with everything he does. Then add the reality that he's not well and abusing drugs medication. And spends every opportunity to lie and blame President Obama. Shame on the enablers who won't stand up to a corrupt and unfit IDIOT.

    • @neosapien247
      @neosapien247 4 роки тому +1

      evil Duck you butthurt, bubba?

  • @gggnumber1
    @gggnumber1 4 роки тому +1

    I gotta tell somebody- Yesterday, I was in someone's house selling them a swimming pool and they are making me a cup of coffee and the woman pulls out a Trump mug and asks me if I like the president. I say, "Eck. I'm not really a fan," because I didn't see the mug before I spoke. ( I woulda probably said he's OK.) And the woman says to me, "At least he doesn't lie." In my head I'm thinking, "What!"

  • @AdmiralBison
    @AdmiralBison 4 роки тому +65

    Who does Trump's man-child talk resonate with?
    For the elderly and senile it's understandable, but who else would be impressed by it?

    • @drzaious8136
      @drzaious8136 4 роки тому +14

      Middle school and high-school drop outs between the age of 25 and 40. I know plenty of them. The lack of proper and complete education is a major factor that led to Trump.

    • @DIESEL0759
      @DIESEL0759 4 роки тому +7

      @@drzaious8136
      Exactly. The perpetually uneducated. Those who vote straight ticket. Straight ticket is a guarantee of a lack of thought. I find it amusing that Republicans are only able to recite the scripted talking points, while Democrats at least can provide some rationale to the bullshit they speak, and it's not always cut and paste. People who buy into the illusion/fantasy of Trump being massively wealthy, ultra successful and a "tough guy". People love to hear the talk, but can't stand doing the actual research. Much easier to manipulate people who don't like reading/learning.

    • @robertnieten7259
      @robertnieten7259 4 роки тому

      Joe Biden

    • @Cathyblj
      @Cathyblj 4 роки тому

      Να Φωτιστεί
      Certainly!

    • @ricardorose3310
      @ricardorose3310 4 роки тому +1

      It's this elitie attitude that has the working man pissed off and voting for someone that they can relate to. Keep it up and your party will never be elected again .

  • @chiefbloom1192
    @chiefbloom1192 4 роки тому +23

    He be snorting Sudafed lmaoo. Why he always sniffles

  • @paqman5459
    @paqman5459 4 роки тому +117

    When a leader says he has the right to do whatever he want that proves he is not the right person for the job ...

    •  4 роки тому +6

      Obama did whatever he wanted too.

    • @papazahn
      @papazahn 4 роки тому +3

      Pelosi

    • @jaybird4615
      @jaybird4615 4 роки тому +4

      @ no he didn't he did a lot better then no brain I will screw anything in a dress trump

    • @zombieKILz_115
      @zombieKILz_115 4 роки тому +6

      The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo. You’re fucking stupid lmao

    •  4 роки тому

      @@zombieKILz_115 read above comment.

  • @1mezion
    @1mezion 4 роки тому +10

    They should have asked him to recite Article 2 of The Constitution since they seem to be touting it so much