Forbidden Spellings

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  • @andreithepro3708
    @andreithepro3708 Рік тому +242374

    Oed the gh?

    • @harnageaa
      @harnageaa Рік тому +27427

      Translation pls

    • @viraaj8225
      @viraaj8225 Рік тому +30754

      You'll never know why I got so many likes 😏

    • @KvotheMMA
      @KvotheMMA Рік тому +16451

      Of course Vsauce pins this comment lol

    • @steveeemanny
      @steveeemanny Рік тому +8285

      Where is my dictioanryyy

    • @alibinnaseer
      @alibinnaseer Рік тому +5952

      The is gonna blow up so i comment

  • @omsanil1077
    @omsanil1077 Рік тому +29105

    this is exactly what an english teacher's nightmare is

    • @owenhopkins4239
      @owenhopkins4239 Рік тому +502

      Bro this is *my* worst nightmare

    • @kindal5671
      @kindal5671 Рік тому +339

      ​@@owenhopkins4239 this is *our* worst nightmare

    • @Truebro79
      @Truebro79 Рік тому +190

      and also a non native english speaker trying to learn English.

    • @padgodlol6063
      @padgodlol6063 Рік тому +49

      My english teacher last year was so cool. He showed us these words and didn't mark someone down for using one in their assignment

    • @Lowseeds
      @Lowseeds Рік тому +1

      Ew, whats that pfp?

  • @Miss_Trillium
    @Miss_Trillium Рік тому +81256

    Congrats, vsauce, you turned English into Eldritch

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Рік тому +3105

      *Unintentionally* summoning an Outer God.
      Or IS he?

    • @kimarna
      @kimarna Рік тому +1953

      English is 3 languages stacked in a trenchcoat, it stalks other languages in dark alleyways and rifles thru their pockets for loose vocab

    • @antwerp-six
      @antwerp-six Рік тому +340

      he turned it into ianglase

    • @Jo-er6tw
      @Jo-er6tw Рік тому +1

      @@kimarna hide your vocabs, hide your verbs. Hide you adjectives and hide in your tolot.
      For English is coming, it will be here soon. in the dark alley, under the moon.
      It riffles and trifles, steals and plunders. Tis the language, spoken down under.
      English is coming, it will be here soon.
      English is coming, it’s coming for you.

    • @FlammingHot770
      @FlammingHot770 Рік тому +73

      ​@@robertnett9793 no thanks

  • @paulopipoka
    @paulopipoka Місяць тому +695

    ''you know what that means...
    G H O T I''
    -you, me, gas station guy

    • @ferigood26
      @ferigood26 20 днів тому +19

      you, me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner?

    • @aaryakasegaonkar3120
      @aaryakasegaonkar3120 17 днів тому +15

      Sushi ofcourse!

    • @paulopipoka
      @paulopipoka 13 днів тому +10

      uh oh, there was a rupee inside of our gas station sushi!

    • @ManicDymanic
      @ManicDymanic 11 днів тому +8

      We pass out and wake up in a sewer

    • @MossIsMossy
      @MossIsMossy 10 днів тому +9

      we're surrounded by fish

  • @amog8202
    @amog8202 11 днів тому +169

    I'd argue it's the "hoi" in choir that makes the why sound.

    • @oryxcalrissian6917
      @oryxcalrissian6917 7 днів тому +8

      Yeah, and we can thank the French for thet

    • @esqueletaceo
      @esqueletaceo 4 дні тому +4

      I know I wasn't the only one who thought this and that Michael was just being dumb

    • @hrn8935
      @hrn8935 3 дні тому

      nah thhe ir was making the "er" sound so the ho had to have made the y sound

    • @juncheok8579
      @juncheok8579 7 годин тому

      But then "r" would make an "err" sound and that's even worse

  • @SulettaForgetta456
    @SulettaForgetta456 Рік тому +29756

    I want an entire book filled with the stupidest spellings you can imagine

  • @devam8192
    @devam8192 Рік тому +18128

    "Don't worry, the spelling exam won't be that hard."
    *The spelling exam*

    • @InstagramUser2
      @InstagramUser2 Рік тому +17

      I can’t bench 800, because my content is better!

    • @riddhiranjan7705
      @riddhiranjan7705 Рік тому +51

      yea bro just probably created a synonym for every word

    • @andrewmerritt9113
      @andrewmerritt9113 Рік тому +13

      That exam really is like that

    • @cementsimen
      @cementsimen Рік тому +5

      @devam8192 that what a really creative comment!😂 I love it🤣

    • @Cheesepuff8
      @Cheesepuff8 Рік тому +8

      I feel like Ghoti doesn’t work, because isn’t ti only pronounced “sh” when it’s tion
      And maybe same with t being “ch”, because it only really does that when it’s ctu, since ch is easier to pronounce that ctu
      Maybe I’m wrong though

  • @starboi141
    @starboi141 Місяць тому +12

    "Yo bro let's go to the T O L O T"

  • @Kb-gh2rk
    @Kb-gh2rk Місяць тому +81

    Finally understanding how Gaelic was made.

    • @oleg4209
      @oleg4209 11 днів тому +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @nescafeblend43
      @nescafeblend43 5 днів тому +1

      im im im im butter butter butter butter

  • @KozaqV
    @KozaqV Рік тому +13109

    Man's about to make the most confusing coded language

  • @leonardocanella7437
    @leonardocanella7437 Рік тому +9602

    Vsauce really shouting "WHY?!" while holding a piece of cardboard saying "HO" 💀💀💀

    • @samsiggers5383
      @samsiggers5383 Рік тому +213

      Isn't that how we call our Ho's? With a why.
      Fuck that makes little sense.

    • @nukedude2433
      @nukedude2433 Рік тому +25

      Hose

    • @aramisvanaquin827
      @aramisvanaquin827 Рік тому +69

      Gonna be great for the next vsauce out of context video

    • @knaughta.masso-kist5944
      @knaughta.masso-kist5944 Рік тому +30

      It's actually a commentary on choosing to be a ho. Why be a ho? Why!? lol

    • @lnteIIigence
      @lnteIIigence Рік тому +12

      ​@@knaughta.masso-kist5944'cause money!

  • @monstar1568
    @monstar1568 22 дні тому +15

    Me at the spelling bee explaining why my word that i spelled is correct:

  • @ryankingdavid2585
    @ryankingdavid2585 13 днів тому +23

    Bro ruined English for some innocent
    guy learning the language 😂

  • @joseanaya342
    @joseanaya342 Рік тому +5204

    Dude broke the fifth wall and talked to the language creators for this one

    • @see-ya-later
      @see-ya-later Рік тому +16

      fax :skull:

    • @see-ya-later
      @see-ya-later Рік тому +1

      @@just_a_normal_nut wouldnt that be a bit hypocritical coming from you though

    • @waffledog7756
      @waffledog7756 Рік тому +8

      ​@@see-ya-later r/woosh

    • @see-ya-later
      @see-ya-later Рік тому +2

      @@waffledog7756 oh was that a joke 💀

    • @eclat4641
      @eclat4641 Рік тому

      The language “they fear!”

  • @flamingpaxtsc
    @flamingpaxtsc Рік тому +6667

    VSauce doesn’t age. It simply continues existing

    • @purge2481
      @purge2481 Рік тому +238

      I like how he's just referred to as "it" here

    • @vaisakhkm783
      @vaisakhkm783 Рік тому +176

      @@purge2481 it's a higher level being...

    • @aqup_
      @aqup_ Рік тому +66

      ​@@purge2481 It is what it is

    • @fogyer
      @fogyer Рік тому +36

      ​@PURGE It is a unnatural being from the stars of the cosmos. Its intelligence is too strong for us mere mortals to comprehend. We must bow before the VSauce, for he knows all and will guide us into the future.

    • @dusannestorovic5699
      @dusannestorovic5699 Рік тому +9

      I've been watching them for over 10 years now, and yes they're still the same
      (this is a good thing)

  • @SkyPerson
    @SkyPerson Місяць тому +52

    I knew once Vsauce started making Shorts then we’d have madness on demand

  • @bibici_
    @bibici_ Місяць тому +59

    "Hey, Vsauce Michael here, your home security is really safe..... OR IS IT?"

  • @Galardomond
    @Galardomond Рік тому +9617

    As a non-native speaker, this hurts.

    • @gungrave6923
      @gungrave6923 Рік тому +941

      As a native speaker with a grudge against their own language this hurts

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan Рік тому +560

      ​@@gungrave6923 sorry about my bad English, it's my first language:(

    • @Dismuth
      @Dismuth Рік тому +584

      @@osheridan Sorry about my bad first language, it's English.

    • @WootmansayWOOT
      @WootmansayWOOT Рік тому +115

      As a native speaker, this hurts.

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan Рік тому +51

      @@Dismuth Cooloe ubaot mi bat gherct langwij, itc Inglish

  • @vbflame5645
    @vbflame5645 Рік тому +13247

    At this point, Vsauce can make you believe anything.

  • @ElephantLover0331
    @ElephantLover0331 22 дні тому +6

    Bro this guy could convince me I have seven fingers on each hand

  • @BugVRreal
    @BugVRreal Місяць тому +7

    The broken English version of the spacebar would just be "e" cuz the e is silent

  • @CletusTheFetusDeletus
    @CletusTheFetusDeletus Рік тому +7224

    Vsauce could literally start spitting out flat out false facts but everyone would believe him as he watches himself burn the world down

    • @milesfann33
      @milesfann33 Рік тому +125

      At least we'd have waffles!

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra Рік тому +43

      Are you the one who keeps Waffle House open?

    • @Zybuki
      @Zybuki Рік тому +63

      I mean that is pretty much what’s happening in this video lol, it’s not technically accurate

    • @freelifematters6193
      @freelifematters6193 Рік тому +13

      Yeah I can’t even believe this. So dumb

    • @lunar_moth777
      @lunar_moth777 Рік тому +9

      ​@@Zybuki I meeaaan

  • @vigilant3263
    @vigilant3263 Рік тому +7907

    petition for this man to play the riddler in the next batman movie

    • @cement_eater
      @cement_eater Рік тому +188

      could play a solid lex luthor tbh

    • @32bit27
      @32bit27 Рік тому +41

      ​@@cement_eater ooo ..interesting

    • @lukestarkiller1470
      @lukestarkiller1470 Рік тому +202

      He would give Batman an existential crisis

    • @ladislav6188
      @ladislav6188 Рік тому +48

      Poor Batman 😢

    • @phame1225
      @phame1225 Рік тому +152

      - Hello Batman, Riddler here... or am I?

  • @cletusmcyeetus5975
    @cletusmcyeetus5975 Місяць тому +13

    You pointing at a board that says "HO" is a new meme potential there

  • @Mouse886
    @Mouse886 Місяць тому +3

    Doctor: Its a boy!
    Vsauce: or is it?..

  • @SudeepJoshi22
    @SudeepJoshi22 Рік тому +42530

    Don't share this to English learning people, they might quit immediately.

    • @NX-Delta
      @NX-Delta Рік тому +534

      nah, dat's ok

    • @Thought.Strings
      @Thought.Strings Рік тому +663

      there's much, much worse

    • @NX-Delta
      @NX-Delta Рік тому +159

      @@Thought.Strings worse*

    • @Thought.Strings
      @Thought.Strings Рік тому +269

      @@NX-Delta thx, the irony though XD. I swear it was auto correct

    • @VammainenLehma
      @VammainenLehma Рік тому +84

      Every ignorant native speaker ever:

  • @theenddragon9
    @theenddragon9 2 місяці тому +2234

    Alternate universe:
    “This is how I spell church. Heh, it’s wrong”
    *video ends*

  • @patrikbernhardsson2391
    @patrikbernhardsson2391 Місяць тому +2

    "Take me to tolot" -Hozier

  • @user-vz1ms1qn1h
    @user-vz1ms1qn1h 18 годин тому +2

    Teacher: the test isn’t hard
    The test:

  • @TheFellerHasAChannelGodDamnIt
    @TheFellerHasAChannelGodDamnIt Рік тому +2481

    Someone should make an entire book written like this.

    • @OttoScott76
      @OttoScott76 Рік тому +91

      There is something kinda close.
      Spoken accents transcribed by phonetics instead of the proper English words. A few older books did it like Finnigan's Wake and Paradise but it's making a comeback with memes about mumble rappers, politicians, and some other stuff where the target's lack of proper pronunciation is transcribed as the phonetics.

    • @Jakes_psyche
      @Jakes_psyche Рік тому +44

      I’m gonna report you for horrible ideas 😂

    • @silksongreactions
      @silksongreactions Рік тому +37

      That would end up being complete gibberish but if it had hard set rules at the beginning or end listed it would be interesting

    • @uncleexodus
      @uncleexodus Рік тому +15

      That would be the only book that should actually be banned

    • @PoisonFlower765
      @PoisonFlower765 Рік тому +4

      I'm gonna do that

  • @static_rn
    @static_rn 8 місяців тому +4595

    "The GH makes a fuck sound."

    • @Floor773
      @Floor773 8 місяців тому +112

      the way vsauce says it is so funny lol

    • @miketeavee3085
      @miketeavee3085 8 місяців тому +84

      oed the ghoque?
      gh=enough
      o=done
      que=unique

    • @static_rn
      @static_rn 8 місяців тому +49

      @@miketeavee3085
      bi-bisexual
      bi-bisexual
      bibi now means bye bye

    • @lucasb8828
      @lucasb8828 8 місяців тому +1

      @@CalvinIsA4YearOldBabyBoyIRLhe is just joking

    • @snasmania
      @snasmania 8 місяців тому +2

      I READ THIS COMMENT AS SOON AS THAT PART WAS SAID LOL

  • @jemand_der_duolingo_benutzt
    @jemand_der_duolingo_benutzt Місяць тому +5

    You know it's a Vsauce short with the recognizable "Or is it?"

  • @iamjustice4063
    @iamjustice4063 10 місяців тому +2875

    Bro's brain has ascended to an unexplored dimension.

    • @awiliong6433
      @awiliong6433 9 місяців тому +10

      yea

    • @legoshorts7818
      @legoshorts7818 9 місяців тому +8

      Actually, the letters make the sounds cause of the letters next to them

    • @legoshorts7818
      @legoshorts7818 9 місяців тому +4

      So he's technically wrong

    • @Captain_Croissant3546
      @Captain_Croissant3546 9 місяців тому +13

      @@legoshorts7818 bro is the definition of 🤓

    • @danko_rosete
      @danko_rosete 9 місяців тому +6

      he ran out of things to talk about from this dimension

  • @theninjustice138
    @theninjustice138 21 день тому +1

    We need more of these to make a secret Vsauce language

  • @barnicleman81
    @barnicleman81 6 годин тому +1

    poughteightteau is the phonic way to spell potato

  • @gri.0
    @gri.0 8 місяців тому +4704

    "your new born baby is healthy, or is it?" *intense vsauce music starts playing*

    • @Uncle_the_one_shot_kid
      @Uncle_the_one_shot_kid 7 місяців тому +95

      "Your bed is pretty clean or is it" intense vsauce music radits from your bed

    • @taitano12
      @taitano12 7 місяців тому +51

      "Well, considering that cannibalism is known to cause problems, and newborns would be lacking in nutritional value, the answer is, of course, no... HOWEVER..."

    • @gri.0
      @gri.0 7 місяців тому +26

      "... babies also have soft spots, which need to harden from nutrition, which means your baby could be a cannibal, BUT..."@@taitano12

    • @FloppaStudios_
      @FloppaStudios_ 7 місяців тому +12

      Gh can make the f[u]ck sound
      *intense vsauce mucis starts playing*

    • @novanebulous1999
      @novanebulous1999 7 місяців тому +9

      You are alive *pulls gun* or are you?

  • @vishnujith83
    @vishnujith83 Рік тому +1074

    VSauce is creating his own language

    • @generalgrievous8311
      @generalgrievous8311 Рік тому +13

      Wdym? He’s just showing us the side of English that is already there, but no one wants to see.
      Except for me tbh.

    • @duckified.
      @duckified. Рік тому +5

      @@generalgrievous8311 i mean, it's english, just used incorrectly. you COULD make your own language based off of that

    • @jacob6360
      @jacob6360 Рік тому +1

      @@generalgrievous8311 damn we got the Language Lieutenant here

    • @EvanVilux
      @EvanVilux Рік тому +1

      i already did it and its been like 10 days I've been using that

    • @generalgrievous8311
      @generalgrievous8311 Рік тому +1

      @@jacob6360 I think you meant to say, “Ah yes, the negotiator.”

  • @beefeeboi6317
    @beefeeboi6317 12 днів тому +1

    "Your house has really good security... or does it?"

  • @WitherRagewastaken
    @WitherRagewastaken 13 днів тому +1

    He's rethinking his choices at the end

  • @f1_ciao
    @f1_ciao 10 місяців тому +3680

    "The gh makes the f*ck sound"💀

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 10 місяців тому +48

      Ghch gh is fff sound and ch makes k sound like in enoch.
      So ghch it.

    • @Eviesg_furrytherian
      @Eviesg_furrytherian 10 місяців тому +26

      My dirty mind heard that too 💀

    • @softicecream3322
      @softicecream3322 10 місяців тому +4

      🥨

    • @Orthodoxan
      @Orthodoxan 10 місяців тому +9

      Bro really copied me and got more likes 😭

    • @f1_ciao
      @f1_ciao 10 місяців тому +6

      @@Orthodoxan bruh i didn't even see your comment

  • @QueueWithACapitalQ
    @QueueWithACapitalQ Рік тому +2568

    Imagine if English was phonetically consistant

    • @Janternal
      @Janternal Рік тому +38

      AHHHHHHHHHH

    • @irrespondible
      @irrespondible Рік тому +17

      Uh.... NOPE

    • @FriedrichTheGreatest
      @FriedrichTheGreatest Рік тому +135

      Then it wouldn't make any cents

    • @thewzterminator
      @thewzterminator Рік тому +42

      ​@@FriedrichTheGreatestahhhh I sea what you did there

    • @nampham162
      @nampham162 Рік тому +37

      English needs to be phonetically INconsistent because Oxford and numerous English schools are making heck a lot of money from it.

  • @foxplanet2.0
    @foxplanet2.0 14 днів тому +1

    POV: When you don’t get sleep

  • @Owl_Kosky
    @Owl_Kosky 7 днів тому

    Choir is some mental gymnastics to follow the way you explained it 😂

  • @urann6561
    @urann6561 Рік тому +2889

    As a non native english speaker I have to tell you that when you learn english it is in your best interest to not question why some word is pronounced the way it is

    • @Dearth_Vader
      @Dearth_Vader 11 місяців тому +156

      Just forward all complaints to the french, its 90% their fault anyhow

    • @matthewwaller8784
      @matthewwaller8784 11 місяців тому +55

      English is an Amalgamation of other languages, that is why it is the most descriptive, because you can express words whose meanings were formed in nearly every place that thought exists.
      That is also why it doesn’t seem to have a simple phonetic scheme.

    • @urann6561
      @urann6561 11 місяців тому +69

      ​@@matthewwaller8784 I wouldn't call english the most descriptive language but I get what you are saying. My native language is Polish and I can assure you there are much more grammar rules, diminutives and forms of verbs than in english. Sometimes you have over 30 variations of the same verb which may be also very confusing, but we don't write and speak in two different ways.

    • @N-methyl1phenylpropan-2-amine
      @N-methyl1phenylpropan-2-amine 11 місяців тому +2

      Same
      I've been learning english since I was a child so I'm kinda accustomed to it actually

    • @eglol
      @eglol 11 місяців тому +2

      Forecastle

  • @kosc88
    @kosc88 Рік тому +624

    If you realize that silent letters are a thing, you can basically write any combination of letters and spell it however you want.

    • @govinddwivedi582
      @govinddwivedi582 Рік тому +24

      You just hacked the universe.😮

    • @patu8010
      @patu8010 Рік тому +42

      What did you say about my mother?!

    • @fragglegoth
      @fragglegoth Рік тому +22

      Monstrous!!
      (That's the first M in mnemonic,
      the second O in chocolate,
      the N in damn!
      the S in apropos
      the TR is true
      the OU in coup
      the S in bourgeois)

    • @TheEpicNoob
      @TheEpicNoob Рік тому +12

      ⁠@@fragglegoth so, you’re saying “Trou”?

    • @Ducksaregreat
      @Ducksaregreat Рік тому +17

      @@TheEpicNoob he’s saying true

  • @monkey_D_luffy68132
    @monkey_D_luffy68132 22 дні тому +1

    We can make a whole ass new language with this tactic💀

  • @yourstruly-jasmine
    @yourstruly-jasmine Місяць тому +1

    Thanks VSAUCE, I think it this video at least 4 times a week now.

  • @aife293
    @aife293 Рік тому +3530

    Send this to your friends that are learning English as their second language. They will never sleep again.

    • @QwonDrea
      @QwonDrea Рік тому +165

      English is my first language and I’m still never sleeping again

    • @p.hardy9372
      @p.hardy9372 Рік тому +62

      Everybody that learns english as 2nd or 3rd language knows its a fucked up language. An i say this with swiss german as first and french as second language.

    • @bennettdees853
      @bennettdees853 Рік тому +10

      r/foundsatan

    • @anandjd-wx7gq
      @anandjd-wx7gq Рік тому +2

      i have english as a second language and this is kinda dumb

    • @N-5J
      @N-5J Рік тому +3

      bro, it is my second language, and yep, i will never sleep again, i was like :o wtf, was i wrong all my life?.

  • @CDiddy2795
    @CDiddy2795 10 місяців тому +1838

    This is how the Irish name their kids

    • @pootispastry397
      @pootispastry397 9 місяців тому +60

      what do you mean!? Caoimhe is a totally normal spelling for a name!!!

    • @Vexatious_Humanoid
      @Vexatious_Humanoid 9 місяців тому +29

      Welll- Seán and Sinéad are aren’t THAT bad

    • @agentfelixscpit
      @agentfelixscpit 9 місяців тому +16

      Kauywerlei is the name of my irish friend LMAO

    • @wigwagstudios2474
      @wigwagstudios2474 9 місяців тому +14

      Every time I see “Sinead” I immediately read it as “Sine wave”

    • @Nokoo_Taken
      @Nokoo_Taken 9 місяців тому +15

      Polish people just write random letters for example
      Grzegorz brżęczyszczykiewicz

      Perfectly normal polish name

  • @trollge_games_player
    @trollge_games_player 10 днів тому +1

    "It's wrong, or is it?" Is the equivalent of gus saying "i was acting, or was i?"

  •  Місяць тому +10

    Shakespeare would be proud of the confusion this causes. Imagine a whole dictionary of Vsauce spellings.

  • @SB-br4lt
    @SB-br4lt Рік тому +4843

    Bro created his own language 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Sana.banana.
      @Sana.banana. Рік тому +6

      372 comments and no likes? Wait-

    • @ZAR-ZARRAY
      @ZAR-ZARRAY Рік тому +2

      fax

    • @zelithfang2365
      @zelithfang2365 Рік тому +37

      Nah man, you could 100% make a written and maybe spoken fully coded secretly language by doing this and people would be certain you speaking gibberish

    • @kkbad4009
      @kkbad4009 Рік тому +19

      I mean he remixed english 💀

    • @somerandomdude1769
      @somerandomdude1769 Рік тому +1

      ​@@kkbad4009 *remixed

  • @CivicRadar
    @CivicRadar Рік тому +2704

    Man really started going insane in the end
    " Why why WHY *WHY* " 💀💀

    • @dawnstag7267
      @dawnstag7267 Рік тому +38

      Ho ho HO HO*

    • @CivicRadar
      @CivicRadar Рік тому +6

      @@dawnstag7267 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @marisakirisame1st
      @marisakirisame1st Рік тому +14

      ​@@dawnstag7267
      is that what santa says when he reads the wish lists?

    • @hmascuba
      @hmascuba Рік тому +2

      ​@@marisakirisame1st yes!!! I now truly understand Santa's feelings towards humanity existence. "HO, HO, HO, HO, HO!" 🤣🤦‍♂️

    • @hmascuba
      @hmascuba Рік тому

      ​@Dont_click_this_profile_ Ok 👌👍

  • @bluewhye8832
    @bluewhye8832 18 годин тому +1

    This is like that comedian Gallagher.

  • @fireflymiesumae
    @fireflymiesumae Місяць тому +1

    This is a nice way to create a code

  • @gagandeepsingh8392
    @gagandeepsingh8392 10 місяців тому +1016

    Bro turned English into a calculus problem 💀

  • @HasekuraIsuna
    @HasekuraIsuna 11 місяців тому +3280

    A Swedish language professor recently said "we only accept the weird quirks of English because the language is so common and we know it"

    • @UNLONDON
      @UNLONDON 11 місяців тому +74

      Bro english is full of contradictions

    • @Reyob
      @Reyob 10 місяців тому +42

      ​@@UNLONDONlet me introduce you to romance languages...

    • @UNLONDON
      @UNLONDON 10 місяців тому +16

      @@Reyob bruh, I speak Spanish

    • @Reyob
      @Reyob 10 місяців тому +35

      @@UNLONDON and I speak French and both our language are mess up

    • @UNLONDON
      @UNLONDON 10 місяців тому +38

      @@Reyob bro what were Romans thinking

  • @CrazyDiamondo
    @CrazyDiamondo 18 днів тому +1

    Bro invented new english

  • @charismathis9210
    @charismathis9210 13 днів тому

    These people just find a way to make my dyslexia worse every day

  • @BRUHmemerOMG_ANTI-YFGA_
    @BRUHmemerOMG_ANTI-YFGA_ 8 місяців тому +2678

    “The GH makes a FU- sound.”

  • @wiffleberrie
    @wiffleberrie 11 місяців тому +3616

    bro's making a whole new language💀

    • @ThatPixelHistory
      @ThatPixelHistory 10 місяців тому +11

      Frr

    • @YuMz69
      @YuMz69 10 місяців тому +26

      He is speaking with his galactic might
      Only those with infinite knowledge understand it

    • @littlegamers1693
      @littlegamers1693 10 місяців тому +15

      Nah, bro fixing the English language

    • @morrownow
      @morrownow 10 місяців тому

      Or is he?

    • @engtilde
      @engtilde 10 місяців тому

      Really?? What’s it called

  • @ydrib6086
    @ydrib6086 Місяць тому +1

    this is how it feels to read or write while being high

  • @Trgel255
    @Trgel255 День тому +1

    “The *GH*makes that fu-“

  • @neonryder8897
    @neonryder8897 10 місяців тому +1322

    This could put an English teacher into a medical coma

  • @freedombaby64
    @freedombaby64 Рік тому +995

    Tutorial on how to give a Non Native speaker a headache:

    • @Zlegotube
      @Zlegotube Рік тому +50

      native sparkers too, not just the non-native speakers

    • @EBGamez1
      @EBGamez1 Рік тому +4

      69th like :)

    • @franklinfrias9550
      @franklinfrias9550 Рік тому +7

      As a non native speaker, I can confirm

    • @misusedchair
      @misusedchair Рік тому +5

      As a native this makes me want to cry

    • @darodes
      @darodes Рік тому +1

      @@Zlegotube I was just about to say the same thing 😂

  • @IDontHaveACreativeHandle
    @IDontHaveACreativeHandle 6 днів тому +1

    'tseapt' could translate to 'sought', as 'ts' in tsunami makes an 's', 'ea' in 'sean' makes an 'aw / ough' and 'pt' in pterodactyl makes a 't'. Therefore leaving you with 'sought'.

  • @Noobie_Pro-vl1xu
    @Noobie_Pro-vl1xu Місяць тому +1

    we need to make this into a new language i swear

  • @bron-yr-aur7990
    @bron-yr-aur7990 Рік тому +2989

    This is the moment Michael truly started questioning his actions.

    • @RyanSoltani
      @RyanSoltani Рік тому +6

      He began asking the real hard hitting questions

    • @fimy8492
      @fimy8492 Рік тому +2

      Love ur pfp lol

    • @antonmakarenko3271
      @antonmakarenko3271 Рік тому +1

      Or did he?

    • @glacietheglaceon5584
      @glacietheglaceon5584 Рік тому

      HE BEGAN ASKING
      HO 😮

    • @tcjgaming9813
      @tcjgaming9813 Рік тому +1

      As someone that speaks malay, i would say malay is a phonetically consistent language despite it using the same alphabet as english

  • @grigris7755
    @grigris7755 Рік тому +350

    English Teacher: Spelling rules!
    Vsauce: But what if…

    • @lowceyn2875
      @lowceyn2875 Рік тому +4

      English Teacher: Who let him cook again?

    • @flavioivanaj6651
      @flavioivanaj6651 Рік тому +1

      But what are grammar rules?

    • @yeltsakcir8468
      @yeltsakcir8468 Рік тому +5

      @Dont_click_this_profile I gotchu bro, I wont read your name, dont worry

    • @mdoerkse
      @mdoerkse Рік тому +2

      You mean spelling rules?

    • @grigris7755
      @grigris7755 Рік тому

      @@mdoerkse good point 😅

  • @Liam-gu5vl
    @Liam-gu5vl 23 години тому

    You know it’s getting real when the v sauce music starts playing after him saying “or is it?”

  • @ThatOneGammaRay
    @ThatOneGammaRay Місяць тому +1

    English is basically if you chewed up all latin languages,
    spat it on the sidewalk, and mixed in some extra borrowing

  • @kkm969
    @kkm969 Рік тому +578

    VSauce seems to be only guy who could explain flat earthers that Earth is a sphere.

    • @gwen9642
      @gwen9642 Рік тому +36

      He would rather explain spherists why Earth should be flat.

    • @Im-BAD-at-satire
      @Im-BAD-at-satire Рік тому +34

      ​@@gwen9642 He already made a video so many years ago explaining why a flat disk with the mass and density of a whole planet would be physically impossible, the laws of physics would just cause that mass to collapse on into itself, creating a spheroid.

    • @YoureRightIThink
      @YoureRightIThink Рік тому +8

      ​@@Im-BAD-at-satireso flat earthers are not completely wrong just outdated in that The Earth WAS a disk and it collapsed turning into a sphere lol

    • @lekirbgames1644
      @lekirbgames1644 Рік тому +10

      @@YoureRightIThinki will believe, for my sanity, that you said that jokingly

    • @UndeadAlv
      @UndeadAlv Рік тому +2

      @@lekirbgames1644 my exact reaction HAHAHAH

  • @justfiddlinaround1128
    @justfiddlinaround1128 Рік тому +504

    That's what happens when your a germanic language and you adopt French spelling rules.

    • @Tiotic_Destiny
      @Tiotic_Destiny Рік тому +11

      Underrated comment

    • @colbyboucher6391
      @colbyboucher6391 Рік тому +39

      My favorite thing to come out of the Norman conquest is that "peasant" meat like chicken is just called chicken, while we *still* use French terms for things like beef because of the Norman nobility

    • @brrrrrr
      @brrrrrr Рік тому +36

      3 languages in a trench coat moment

    • @AmirRazan
      @AmirRazan Рік тому +8

      ​@@brrrrrr Ah yes, English + German + French = International Language Of Communication

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 Рік тому +5

      @@colbyboucher6391 Poultry?

  • @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa
    @AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa Місяць тому +1

    nah this is gonna be fun to mess around with

  • @gamerlegend9696
    @gamerlegend9696 18 днів тому +1

    Bro cracked the code to escape the matrix😮😮

  • @_yellow
    @_yellow Рік тому +2220

    This is what happens when you haven't had a spelling reform for over 500 years

    • @rorysmith1709
      @rorysmith1709 Рік тому +6

      What is a spelling reform?

    • @michaelsimmons8213
      @michaelsimmons8213 Рік тому +131

      @@rorysmith1709 when nations realize their language is poop so they alter/change it

    • @BrutusAlbion
      @BrutusAlbion Рік тому +57

      @@rorysmith1709 Usually a reform happens when the letters written are no longer the letters spoken, so a reform brings them back to how it should be so each letter in a word sound like the local speaker pronounces them.

    • @ae3qe27u3
      @ae3qe27u3 Рік тому +38

      ​@@rorysmith1709 You basically take every word in the language and give them new, consistent spellings. You find them in languages that have a central authority, like French. English doesn't have a central authority.
      We had some partial spelling reforms in the 1800s in the United States. As dictionaries became more common, some publishers changed the way words were spelled to make things more consistent/similar.... like removing u from colour to make color

    • @thorr18BEM
      @thorr18BEM Рік тому +32

      ​@@rorysmith1709 it's when America changed colour" to "color," "centre" to "center," "defence" to "defense," "plough" to "plow," "draught" to "draft" and "gaol" to "jail." Webster's became different from Oxford's.

  • @imnobodybye236
    @imnobodybye236 Рік тому +662

    "English isn't a language, it's 2 languages in a trench coat pretending to be one"
    Vsauce:

    • @axelprino
      @axelprino Рік тому +33

      More like 3

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Рік тому +45

      ​​​@@axelprino plus its pockets full of at least 50 other languages' homework.

    • @GrooveScorpion
      @GrooveScorpion Рік тому +1

      Michael*

    • @edwinmaster7326
      @edwinmaster7326 Рік тому +3

      @@GrooveScorpion *Mneeyechhull (MNEmonic, EYE, yaCHt, HULL)

    • @justynpryce
      @justynpryce Рік тому +2

      ​@@edwinmaster7326Nichael

  • @beneheld3946
    @beneheld3946 9 днів тому

    „This is air, heh, it’s the thing that helps us breath“
    *“Or is it?“*

  • @GzillaboiGAMNG-ge5ei
    @GzillaboiGAMNG-ge5ei Місяць тому

    We should start a petition to make this a new language

  • @anemoia6
    @anemoia6 Рік тому +1254

    there isnt a more iconic man on the internet than vsauce

  • @anonymusguest-oz1yk
    @anonymusguest-oz1yk Місяць тому +2104

    Shakespeare: DONT LET THIS MAN COOK💀

    • @Septic777_YT
      @Septic777_YT Місяць тому +31

      Isaac Newton: WHERES THE APPLE?! 🍎

    • @SpecialInterestShow
      @SpecialInterestShow Місяць тому +26

      No no he'd love this shit

    • @dietz-xy9cs
      @dietz-xy9cs Місяць тому +12

      @@Septic777_YT Albert einstein: WHERES THE E = mc2

    • @Septic777_YT
      @Septic777_YT Місяць тому +8

      @@dietz-xy9cs George Washington: _“Thou shalt not use bad grammar”_

    • @Septic777_YT
      @Septic777_YT Місяць тому +6

      @@dietz-xy9cs Khan Academy: _”I think you meant E = mc ^2”_

  • @zachweeks4595
    @zachweeks4595 12 днів тому

    Someone should write a whole essay using these 😂

  • @hipeople3414
    @hipeople3414 Місяць тому

    bro is creating a whole new language

  • @_PVRITY_
    @_PVRITY_ Рік тому +2860

    Michael has come into contact with beings of a higher plain of existence and can now spell in 4D

    • @Just-Schizo
      @Just-Schizo Рік тому +9

      Oh no! Michael come back to us! ❤

    • @ericburton1244
      @ericburton1244 Рік тому +2

      You’re spelling in 4D right now. Length, width, depth, time. We’re 4 dimensional beings already. He would have to be spelling in FIVE (at least!) 🤣🤣🤣

    • @fireblade295
      @fireblade295 Рік тому +1

      ​@@ericburton1244incorrect.
      We can use clocks to perceive time, see time pass us by via days/weeks/months/years but not centuries and longer.
      4th Dimensional entities can see *and* control time itself. They can easily move themselves from the beginning of the starting line to the finish line in what we would see as less than a second while we are still running along the track, like we would if we had the technology to break into lower dimensions.

    • @crnkmnky
      @crnkmnky Рік тому +1

      All I can say to that is _Anuk Su Namun…_

    • @jimhim585
      @jimhim585 Рік тому +1

      Plain

  • @ghoststare
    @ghoststare Рік тому +755

    Private Language teachers when your card declines:

  • @loganbrown3708
    @loganbrown3708 19 днів тому +1

    “Or is it”🎶🗣️

  • @allysonthompson8754
    @allysonthompson8754 22 дні тому

    Gotta use this for worldbuilding now, thanks

  • @UltraOwen1000
    @UltraOwen1000 Рік тому +2463

    this is truly an english moment of all time

    • @parsley8188
      @parsley8188 Рік тому +16

      It’s not solely English. French has a boatload of silent letters and different pronunciations.

    • @user-ht2mf9bc9r
      @user-ht2mf9bc9r Рік тому +7

      PAIN

    • @v.xien.
      @v.xien. Рік тому +1

      @@parsley8188 nice try. We all know the French don’t exist

    • @ARG0T
      @ARG0T Рік тому

      The fact this regurgitated shit is still getting thousands of likes gives me secondhand embarrassment

    • @tasy7470
      @tasy7470 Рік тому +2

      @@parsley8188 yeah but they make sense because unlike English, French has spelling rules, combination of letters form new sounds, etc... Learn the rules and you can generally spell most words. In English meanwhile, there is none of that, they just borrowed words without taking into account the spelling logics English had. Probably related to the fact that English never had an official spelling/institution in charge of standardising the English language. Sometimes in English an entire set of letters are skipped in the middle of the word for no explanations. There are also words borrowed from French that originally had no silent letters in it that English added for some reasons.

  • @claireschweizer4765
    @claireschweizer4765 Рік тому +2151

    THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD BE VERY KIND TO PEOPLE WHOSE FIRST LANGUAGE ISN'T ENGLISH 😭

  • @pritamkaushikdas8863
    @pritamkaushikdas8863 27 днів тому

    Bro always comes up with different things to stir up our minds 🥲
    And background music sits perfectly with his witty curiosity 😅

  • @Latetree
    @Latetree Місяць тому

    We could invent a new language with this

  • @Skolg3r77
    @Skolg3r77 Рік тому +1768

    Only Michael can make sense of a cat accidentally walk across the keyboard

    • @dutch_and_dimes
      @dutch_and_dimes Рік тому +26

      "Give a Monkey a Typewriter, and it'll eventually Write the Words of Shakespeare"
      "Give a Cat a Piano and it'll eventually play the Movements of Stravinsky's Septet"

    • @suvikhyasiingh6073
      @suvikhyasiingh6073 Рік тому +3

      hello cat

    • @kasagrim7215
      @kasagrim7215 Рік тому +1

      @@dutch_and_dimessomeday day will get the results we need. Then somehow give a hamster a calculator and it’ll somehow crack the code from the cia building or something

    • @MLTangerine
      @MLTangerine Рік тому +2

      Cats hold the forbidden knowledge

    • @alexcrowder1673
      @alexcrowder1673 Рік тому

      Like 15 years ago my cat typed a legit sentence while I was playing world of warcraft. She typed it in the guild chat, and everyone was really confused. Almost no one believed it was my cat. It was just a simple sentence like "this is it" or something similar to that. Still blew my mind though lol.

  • @manuelbenito1700
    @manuelbenito1700 Рік тому +794

    English being the most phonetically consistent it can be:

    • @renato7184
      @renato7184 Рік тому +3

      Stop please

    • @seveneyes77
      @seveneyes77 Рік тому +5

      True

    • @insoars7779
      @insoars7779 Рік тому +8

      ​@@renato7184 tut up

    • @raineveeraine
      @raineveeraine Рік тому

      so true

    • @kittyfangz5262
      @kittyfangz5262 Рік тому

      i think i know just a little too much about linguistics because this comment section is making my pedantic alarm go off

  • @MAFalaq
    @MAFalaq 20 днів тому

    So Santa has been saying "why" this whole time

  • @PotatoChips8640
    @PotatoChips8640 5 днів тому

    “I go to toilet every Sunday”
    “oh...”

  • @cheesemancer7039
    @cheesemancer7039 9 місяців тому +835

    Vsauce finally reveals his native language

  • @LightningGamer990
    @LightningGamer990 2 місяці тому +2493

    I didn’t know santa’s “Ho ho ho!” Is a cry or help

    • @MrRudra-
      @MrRudra- 2 місяці тому +30

      Do you know people laugh if they say .
      5555555555 INKT

    • @LightningShinerose
      @LightningShinerose 2 місяці тому +26

      same pfp W

    • @sarix_3125
      @sarix_3125 2 місяці тому +49

      "Why why why!"

    • @bunny6820
      @bunny6820 2 місяці тому +34

      That's what delivering 8 billion gifts in 4 hours does to a mf

    • @michaelajacobsen3619
      @michaelajacobsen3619 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@bunny6820🤣

  • @ukrainetutel
    @ukrainetutel 21 день тому

    vsauce rlly made santa say why why why for christmas

  • @swudurshchurf2386
    @swudurshchurf2386 Місяць тому

    Ironically it was my world history teacher who introduced me to Ghoit, my English teacher was too busy having us read Othello in funny accents. Loved both of the teachers.

  • @themorrigan1312
    @themorrigan1312 Рік тому +2642

    I need an entire language crafted out of this sort of insanity. It sounds like perfectly fine English when spoken, but when written, it looks like a code even Alan Turing couldn't've cracked

    • @HL1_EP1
      @HL1_EP1 Рік тому +35

      Aren't many languages like this? Though they don't use the same alphabet.

    • @red.bread.redemption2
      @red.bread.redemption2 Рік тому +26

      ​@@HL1_EP1 №²

    • @fuery.
      @fuery. Рік тому +18

      Fr like someone reads it out to you and it sounds fine, but you try to read it and it looks like absolute gibberish

    • @PIKL_Creep
      @PIKL_Creep Рік тому +2

      Danish

    • @MistahGamah
      @MistahGamah Рік тому +22

      This is just English if you're not a native speaker