Elden Ring but I'm so down bad
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- Rematch me, Malenia. Winner has to kiss the loser
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Finishing touches by me
Hello there
This is a role playing game, the role I’m playing is the victim
@stormcloud5491 its called the claymore, its found in castle morne, to the right of the giant pile of bodies when you enter.
@@remyk6965 what armour do you use
Did u make finishing touches against melania?
"you're gonna know defeat in about 50 tries"
this is the most accurate way to threaten a Fromsoft boss
"How long did you last on your first time with Malenia"
melainia: i have never known defeat
???: pffft
melainia: what was that, punk?
the soldier of god,rick: amateurs
However, sometimes death comes by wiping your existence from my library. The one game I will skip sekiro! Love elden ring 🧌
@@TK-7193 I fkin luv u
@@philipphogerl140 Be careful how you word that sentence
Something every single elden ring player has said before
"Oh my god it's a revenant"
Thats the only enemy I fear in the game, I hate those things from the bottom of my heart.
Hardest boss in the game is this bullshit enemy. I don't want to have to go faith just so I can cheese those bastards with heal.
@@jaredbowman7764 Their not bad so long as you have a shield, but frankly I just start hacking on the back of Torrent.
@@TheNapster153 mate a shield won’t do anything they ruin stamina
Me not knowing what it's called:
"This FUCK"
To be fair, I would probably only last 10 seconds with Malenia too
In a fight right?
😏
@@3xpc8libur 😐
You mean in a fight right bro???
@@jcm-x2407 🤨🗿
I am starved for more zanny content, even tho he uploads weekly
same even if i do hate elden ring
agreed🤣🤣
@@idiamondz1487 may I ask why?
@@shocktrooperstudios659 because i was following its development for a long time to have it end up as dark souls 4 and i hate souls games
Bro same
This thumbnail has me just in awe. Look at the way she looks at him in the thumbnail. Its so kind and tender, contrasting with the way she'll absolute dominate the other. Yet that smile, its just so calming. You can't help but feel peace looking at her, hoping you can get a front view so you can feel the warm embracing smile for yourself. You feel almost jealous of the man whos about to get absolutely shredded, for in his last moments, he feels a tender warmth.
There is also clear control in her posture. She leans towards him, grabbing him too. It's almost like she's lifting the man up. The way the man is too shy about all of this, leaning back and trying to push her away, as if he's not comfortable with the idea of being shredded to pieces. It's all so elegantly made to show that, despite the fact that the man is elevated higher than Malenia, Blade of Miquella, in the thumbnail, the posture alone tells you who is the one in control.
Also the fact that the head is just slightly tilted, it makes it seem as if she's going in for a hug, or a kiss. It just brings such tender and warm feelings whenever I look at this thumbnail. Despite the fact that she'll chop him up like a goat in a butcher shop, I can't help but feel envy for the man being held, since he can spend his last moments knowing true embrace.
I'm so down bad.
A picture is worth a thousand words
What the fuck
😳
Dear lord touch some grass
Why did I read this?
"Everyone in a Marvel Movie is the comic relief" just like real life.
"I switched up weapons and got my ass kicked worse...", the story of my Elden Ring adventure!
Elden Bling:
Ronin Helmet
Hoslow chestpiece
Land of Reeds gauntlets
Depraved prefumer leggings
Eleonora's poleblade and godskin twinblade
Imma go try this
🤓
Thanks for the drip.
My man even specified the weapon as essential to his drip
Do you know the armor zanny was wearing especially the chest piece
Really appreciate IamFaided's editing on this one.
8:15
It's undodgeable untill your an hour into getting one shot by it and have so much rage in your blood you simply don't get hit
“If you’re having one-shot problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but vigor ain’t one”
-I forgot his name
-Sun Tzu
@@Broadcast13-9 *Zoo
@@Broadcast13-9 Originally Jay Z
Im so glad there is extra zanny content
The falsely calm "Okay." after dying for the 20th time and panic screaming "I can't SEE!!" Are top tier relatable 👌
You know It's gonna be a good day when Zanny uploads.
Just discovered Zanny's channel yesterday and I am already hooked! Love your commentary, unfiltered irreverant style of comedy and also your ability of gettin gud.
Does anyone else find the thumbnail just so dang cute? Lol
"Mmmm... you're a cute one, for a Tarnished."
"O-oh? Thank y--"
*SCARLET ROT*
That is what being pure maidenless like...😂
Zanny: This is gonna be a relaxing stream, you can go to sleep.
Zanny a second later: *yelling at his screen*
Elden Ring. DEMON level difficulty......making every victory more satisfying, secretly getting you addicted to that feeling in order to keep playing. Its genius.
Nice nod to Dunkey at the end there lmao both of your guys' soulsbourne vids are the funniest on UA-cam
Very funny that the Mohg illusion that's (supposedly) cast by Morgott is just a growling illegible monster, meanwhile the actual Mohg is actually quite articulate. Of course this could have lore implications about the omen twins childhoods, the formless mother, blah blah blah.
But I like to think that this is simply how Morgott views him in true big sibling fashion.
6:33 Something about the doom music timed with Zanny finally getting the rhythm and just slashing her constantly with his mimic felt so satisfying for some reason
I've never even picked up a Souls game and I legit cheered when Zanny killed the first boss in this vid :D
“Everyone’s a comic relief character in a Marvel movie” 🤣
1:15 I know you pain man; I fought the Putrid Avatar, and it did the jump attack 3 times in a row and then the magic tracking dart attack over 4 times in a row. It wasn't even a hard fight for me but those two attacks made it so much more difficult.
i mean it isn't too hard with a horse and i thought the tree avatar bosses were all meant to be fought with a horse i guess i was wrong
On foot when he does the tracking darts run right, like no dodges, just sprint either left or right til he's done and you won't get touched
@@ghostyboi9819 You were right. I just hopped on my horse and threw black flame. Putrid Avatars take double fire damage and it does the percentage based damage over time. Not very hard.
I thought Zanny had finished everything about Elden Ring
Guess not
I think it's highlights from when he first started playing.
this is his second channel where he posts highlights from the streams
Only zanny would try to bleed a tree , like this guy
What is your least favorite Bossfight trope mine is when they jump up in the air and do a huge shockwave attack
Bullshit aoe explosions a la Radagon and Maleketh
I haven't played a ton of games with an emphasis on boss fights , but I'd say minions (or "ads, I think) spawning and you either fight them alongside or instead of the boss itself.
Health gated bosses that force you to fight a wave of trash enemies before you can dps again.
In Elden Ring its the delayed attack. Especially when they stand there with their foot dangling in the air looking goofy just to mess up your timing.
The one that repeats their name over and over again, signifying you have died to the boss, boy I wonder whom I am speaking of
I stay mounted for the Erdtree Avatars, only attack when I can hit them in the ass and keep my distance whenever they are facing me.
Works wonders for me.
From Russia With Love playing in the background was great
Also: "I lasted 10 seconds" - The Zan Man
In the room with malenia, any man would only last ten seconds XD
Damn I think I liked this style of content more than your normal videos. More Elden Ring videos like this please!
Honestly I’d love to see the entire vod of his play through and his failed attempts at bosses - Jonathan Halo
I love this second channel, keep up the great content!
Awesome content man, feels good to laugh. Thank you.
2:54 more importantly, where's the cut where War Machine snaps back with an equally racy joke against white people
You know shits going down when zanny pulls out moonveil and rivers of blood
My Uchigatana is plus 20 and does over 100 bleed.
It's +25
@@champiggyfrm_pig5271 fair enough. I haven’t played enough of the game to really know that.
@@aelechdeepestflame4347 basically there are "normal weapons" that go to +25 and "special weapons" that go to +10. The uchigatana is a +25 weapon for example
@@champiggyfrm_pig5271 Thanks, that makes a lot more sense.
3:51
Zanny : "AHA!"
Game : "NAH HA"
Zanny : "F**!!"
I couldn't last five seconds with Melania.
“Of Coarse Try the Range Battle”, Zanny you are a Dunkey Clone 🤣🤣🤣
Breaking Bad references under extreme pressure and panic? A+
Who wouldn’t want to throw around the god slaying great sword and yell ABRACODOODLE and everyone turns to mush
PRAISE THE SUN
Zanny claims to be down bad, so he puts on a webcam to make all of us feel the same...
Excellent move Zanny.
That draconic tree sentinel was a real brick wall for me, first time i had died to an elden ring boss in the double digits, ended up looking a way to cheese past him which involved sneaking round behind his horse and blowing poison mist at him and 8-10 minutes later he was dead lol
Was doing the volcano manor assassination targets, final one was Juno Hanslow who's in the snow area so i had to power through the capital.
Fortunately, I had a red-head tomboy to help me out.
"She can take health!?"
I know a few other things she can take too.
Sanity of anyone who has an hour number smaller than her healthbar
Your v card
@10:36
So in the sewers when you run on the piping, use rejection, gusto, or wrath of gold on the imps that drop down or climb up to just knock them out of your way and off the pipes 😂
Fromsoft be like: the teleporter wasn't a suggestion
Zanny uploads: a suprise to be sure but a welcome one!
Have you ever heard the legend of "let me solo her"
2:45
"Captain America makes a lot of jokes"
"Yeah, yeah, he's a Joker"
_Marvel Comics - The Dark Multiverse Series_
_The Captain Who Laughs - Issue __#071_
I just realized why zanny loves the game. It's the love child of destiny 2 and for honor
When the tree sentinel start doing the charlie horse
Heed my words.
I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella.
And I have never known defeat.
THAT DUNGEON WITH THE CHESTS FKED SO HARD MY MIND....until i realized what was happening, theres two copies of the dungeon, and when you go from one chest it takes you to the other copy, and thats all be there for one 1 hour realizing which chest takes you to which one xd...
8:03 bro just entered ultra instinct for a second
What a wholesome video cover i wonder where it’s from
I don’t know why but that mismatched gear with the Carian knight helmet goes really hard 3:00
Enemy: **breathes**
This can one tap you
Zanny: Calm
Also Zanny: IMPS!!
“ You haven’t beaten that boss yet?”
Zanny, there is a PC mod for battlefront two that gives a faction of melee characters like magna guards. But mace windu is there, ashoka, trilla, and grand inquisater. I'm a huge fan of your channel and battlefront two so it would make me and another of people happy if even just one episode on this, and thank-you if you read this
Elden Ring is the epitome of “Download Moveset”
It is today, after more than 800 hours in Elden Ring, having beaten the game more times than I can remember, that I find out. YOU CAN ROLL TRAP CHESTS?? xD
don't worry, chris evans who plays captain america doesn't tip when he goes to cafes
Who. Cares
That Draconic Tree Sentinel, I can’t tell you how many times I died to that stupid horse’s fire balls… WHY CAN IT DO THAT??
I am Malaria, blade of McDonald. And i have never seen my feet
the funniest thing is with these field bosses is that they are easy to deal as long u ride torrent while attacking them, as to compare someone who has having a hard time with these boss reminds me of playing my first bloodhorne game
0:51 idk why those boing sound effects made me laugh
3:38 I love how he's asked if Elden Ring is better than Sekiro and right as he is about to reply an Elden Ring mechanic sends him in a fit of laughter. I guess that is a yes.
Work face is just xur after his beloved cosmic horse died by solar helmet titan
Mohg, the Omen plays like he’s in for honor
"What a delay is he margett?" Well yes zanny thats his brother.
I feel part of Zanny’s soul leave after every soulsborne video
The trap chest dungeon was a goddamn trip
I loved that one! Was hella confused at first though.
Im here within 1 minute of upload. I should have been asleep 2 hours ago
Mogh’s dying REEEEEE was the perfect way to end it
10:56 goes super saiyan
Imagine how much better Elden Ring would be if it had the dodge and parry system of Ghost of Tsushima.
Great editing. Big funny, did laugh. Did like, went rainbow mode.
"Try ranged battle"
Me in DS3 immediately running at that enemy and proceeding to get my ass kicked
3:42 his laugh is so good
editing is gold
Is it just m our does zanny seem high as hell with the chill chill
*seeing zanny die 50 plus times to Melania* guys...i believe it is time to summon the one *opens portal and our Lord and Savior "Let Me Solo Her" appears* PRAISE THE SUN!!!!
8:23 he took offence to that 😂
2:03 the joker laughing in the new Batman movie
Imagine not using Torrent for every outdoor battle (when you can, of course)
My depression leaves me like my father did when I watch zannys content
Was safe to drink
Is that the comic relief character in guardians of the galaxy literally every character is comic relief in those movies
Elden Bling: (preferably on slim characters)
Malenia’s winged helm
Sanguine noble robe
Cleanrot gauntlets
Malikeths greaves
And dual Antspur rapiers
More Zanny content! And edited too (although I do sometimes like longplays in the background)
zanny pro tip for mimic tear is that is you equip raw meat dumpling last and summon mimic itll give him three heals like do that and ive had mimics last for the whole fight on main bosses
ive found that fighting those tree guys on your horse tends to be a bit easier.
7:47 “im using some leather hands for uhh… for the gloves”
Me laughing at melee builds in my ranged strats. Poor zanny 🤣
Get a good shield, get the fingerprint shield..
No joke I gasped when I saw this video lol
once he learns that you can jump over the jump attack on the avatars he will have his revenge
Im playing Minecraft while I watch and a zombie made a noise the moment before you said of god a revenant
the dunkey reference is so good