The over use of "underrated" amongst the millennials is becoming as annoying as "literally". Just because you are sheltered and easily entertained doesn't make it that epic. Lol!
MST3K is, without a single doubt, my all time FAVORITE show! I've been watching you guys since the beginning, and I wanna thank you for all the years of entertainment, memorable cast of characters, and all the things that make this show, this show. Happy Early Valentine's day, and see you on the flip side!
+Shykla Streeter Being pedantic is a thing people should strive for. Knowledge is great. But you don't need to know everything about strangers, I agree. However it was just a simple question. I fail to see how that is being pedantic. Context matters Shyla.
HawkMan2132 no, I was born in Massachusetts in 1991. When I meant beginning, I meant the earliest years of my life. I probably should have been a lot more specific about that.
My god, the sheer amount of Snausage trivia the team put together for these annotations is worth at least 4 credit hours for the poor interns who had to research them.
Small correction: at 1:22:56 the The Most Dangerous Game was originally a short story written in 1924 by Richard Connell. And thanks for teaching me all there is to know about Snausages.
I always wonder what animal actors are thinking during the scenes when they're just sitting there and the human actors are talking. In this movie, for example, when "Jonathan" is delivering his dialogue, I imagine Lassie is thinking, "Geez, this guy's indicating all over the place. Am I the only one on this set who sees this? If the idiots who run this studio had just ponied up a little more dough -- maybe offered up gross points on the back end -- I bet they could've gotten Gary Cooper..."
18:10 Barbra Streisand is famous for preferring to be photographed and filmed on her left side. It is the reason that she refused to do the Tonight Show for over 50 years - from 1963 until 2014, when Jimmy Fallon allowed her to sit in his seat for the interview.
kids shows could be pretty hardcore in ye olden times. Watch the original Bad News Bears sometime, they do stuff most PG-13 films would be afraid to include like a 12yo girl talking about taking birth control, kids using the N word, and kids drinking.
Thanks for uploading these. This episode in particular. I used to watch them with my dad when I was 6 or 7, and I can still remember the jokes that made him laugh.
Rutherford B. Hayes was born humbly to his own son, Rutherford B. Hayes Jr., in Delaware, while it was still Ohio, sometime after the French Revolution. Rejecting a career as a professional speller, he was admitted to the Bar in 1845, though he did not drink lustfully from it. Serving heroically in the Civil War, Hayes admitted later that it was in the Army he first tasted human flesh. In 1876, Hayes beat Bill Tilden in a 3-set quarterfinal at Flushing Meadows, which caused the Electrical College to declare him President of the United States. Here are a few highlights of the administration of Rutherford B. Hayes. In 1877, Reconstruction ended, and Jacques Derrida was named Secretary of Linguistics, and the era of Deconstruction began, and continues to this day. Thomas Edison invented the pornograph, beginning the age of pornography. President Hayes then passed the Hayes Act, started the Hayes Office, won fame as an American Lyric tenor, and was named Archbishop of New York in 1919. After he retired, he founded the original ZZ Top with James Garfield and Chester Alan Arthur, and shocked the world with a publicity stunt when, on a bet, he made a tent out of the underwear of William Howard Taft and lived inside for a full year, he did. And in his later years, Hayes retired from the stage and did a series of memorable character parts in Hollywood. Who can forget the time he was slapped by Jacqueline Bisset in the 1971 Universal movie Airport? And then, after inventing ringworm, Hayes died. His last words were: "I have only one life to live, let me live it as a blonde." The end. Oh, and his blood type was AB. The end.
1:33 This episode aired a few weeks after Letterman debuted on CBS & Leno was getting the shit kicked out of him. Comedians would still make fun of Leno like this in years to come, but this was at a time where it was like kicking him when he was down, not when he was America's #1 host.
47:49 "How do you work this crazy thing?" may be a misquote of the end of the Jetsons where George Jetson gets caught on a runaway treadmill and yells, "Jane, stop this crazy thing." At least, that's what it reminded me of.
*Finally* I found out where the "I'm so naughty, naughty I am" came from. They've used that in several episodes, and even though it sounded familiar, I couldn't figure out where I had heard it before.
I prefer sloppy too. But I also admire people who dress to the nines and look sharp every day. As long as you don't smell bad or track a bunch of dirt everywhere the rest is up to you, I figure.
That’s part of it, also part of it is “do your hair and wear nice clothes so you don’t look like a fucking slob.” People _are_ a lot more shallow and superficial these days.
I actually think the "Life is pain" line @ 1.08.35 comes from The Long Kiss Goodnight & not Princess Bride where Geena Davis says it to her kid when she falls on the ice & breaks her arm.
im not sure what the rules are for posting links in a comments section, but if you look up "how to build (robot) from mst3k" on astroreverb you get all the info you need!
510-"The Painted Hills" (1951)-I liked everything about this episode. From Crow's Jay Leno impersonation, Clay utilizing Frank's heart ("At some point, this will kill Frank ..."), to Joel's Back-Talk device, to the opening short, "Body Care And Grooming," (a stifling view on how to conform in the 1950s) to the debate sketch where Crow and Tom argue about whether the girl in that featurette is better neat or unkempt (I definitely choose the latter), to the riffing of the main film, starring Lassie as "Shep," in a movie that is actually not bad on its own, unMiSTed. Jonathan (Paul Kelly-a Kenny Rogers look-alike) strikes it rich, but his investment partner has died, leaving his son, Tommy (Gary Gray), and widow (Ann Doran) to reap the benefits. Joined by Lin (Bruce Cowling), another investor, Jonathan and Tommy set up camp and begin looking for the mother lode. Unfortunately, Lin develops "The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre" syndrome, kills Jonathan and tries to off "Shep" with a poison dog biscuit (hey, who wouldn't?). Justice triumphs as he is forced off a cliff by "Shep," in very bizarre sequence. Almost perfect quipping ("He had sand on his lap and needed help?"; "Who's TOMMY?!"; "First thing I'm gonna do is buy me a montage!"; "They're being ransacked by Tom Bombadil."; "I'm a dog, I can't process this much information!"; "She's dyin' and going to take as many ants with her as possible." and many more) and skits, including Crow's Rutherford B. Hayes report, Servo melts Crow into a gold ingot and bringing Lassie to justice. Great "A" show. Beware, though, as the annotated version has a series of annoying Loreal commercials.
You poor Annotation-Writer-Person I feel your suffering at the glut of Snausage references. You have my pity and my giggles. Keep doing what you are doing it's fantastic :-) :-) :-)
CLASSIC episode! When Lassie puts her head into the guys arm pit and says, "Are you guys talking about me?" I actually really DID laugh out loud. And also the death scene with the 3 Stooges and "I'm dyin' over here." Too freaking funny!
18:07 The 'music' is the titular song from 'The Sound of Music", rendered by a dog. As Julie Andrews might have said: "The howls fill my heart with the sound of music..."
@1:23:32 dang, that would be a good Mr. Rogers' Lady Elaine right there! It's really too bad YT couldn't have saved the annotations, somehow. Say maybe their auto-transcripts coupled with timestamps? Instead of just completely deleting them.
According to one online review of the film: "The best actor in this movie is the dog, and not by a little". I agree with that assessment.
My riff:
When title "The Painted Hills" appears: "The Bob Ross story!"
One of the most underrated episodes and one of my favorites.
Lassie was the bitch of Cujo.
This is a classic Joel episode!
The over use of "underrated" amongst the millennials is becoming as annoying as "literally".
Just because you are sheltered and easily entertained doesn't make it that epic. Lol!
@@wadecarmen7501 cujo got put down.
@@PostPatriot if only it happened 2 the My PIllow Guy
MST3K is, without a single doubt, my all time FAVORITE show! I've been watching you guys since the beginning, and I wanna thank you for all the years of entertainment, memorable cast of characters, and all the things that make this show, this show. Happy Early Valentine's day, and see you on the flip side!
@TheHawkman2132 Don't be pedantic, no one likes that crap and no one is impressed by it.
+Shykla Streeter Being pedantic is a thing people should strive for. Knowledge is great. But you don't need to know everything about strangers, I agree. However it was just a simple question. I fail to see how that is being pedantic. Context matters Shyla.
HawkMan2132 no, I was born in Massachusetts in 1991. When I meant beginning, I meant the earliest years of my life. I probably should have been a lot more specific about that.
Gorgo the Orc, random, but yes, yes he did!
Gorgo the Orc same here ☃🤖🎱🕷😜🍦
"Remember last week when he was alive? It didn't last."
My god, the sheer amount of Snausage trivia the team put together for these annotations is worth at least 4 credit hours for the poor interns who had to research them.
they got rid of the annotatins, the bastards
I love the Leno chin on crow awesome
Lassie in a dark revenge picture? What were they thinking?
Taylor's heel turn is pretty quick. He goes gold crazy pretty quick.
50:24 "Oh, throw that in my face!"
I'm sad that this Joel riff never became a full-blown meme.
I love how the annotations felt the need to explain who Moses is.
I had forgotten about the Leno chin on Crow. Love it!
He got it from _Congress_
McGraw-Hill is a publisher of textbooks, and would produce shorts like these to show to children in schools.
Small correction: at 1:22:56 the The Most Dangerous Game was originally a short story written in 1924 by Richard Connell. And thanks for teaching me all there is to know about Snausages.
01:13:00 The head shake was called the "trombone gobble" and was a sound created by editor Treg Brown. It was not a Mel Blanc vocalization.
Absolutely awesome episode Joel. Sitting outside on my iPad loving this thank you brother
Any time and any place is a good time and good place for an MST3K episode.
**kills TV's Frank
**blames him for dying
"Well your movie today is..."
Funny how the jokes on the show are now becoming as dated as the movies themselves.
@@nothankyou5524 The wind blowing the cows against the barn in "City Limits" will ALWAYS be funny.
I always wonder what animal actors are thinking during the scenes when they're just sitting there and the human actors are talking. In this movie, for example, when "Jonathan" is delivering his dialogue, I imagine Lassie is thinking, "Geez, this guy's indicating all over the place. Am I the only one on this set who sees this? If the idiots who run this studio had just ponied up a little more dough -- maybe offered up gross points on the back end -- I bet they could've gotten Gary Cooper..."
Who thought making a gritty revenge film with freaking Lassie was a good idea?
"I got something to show you."
"No!" DX
I could not stop replaying that. XD
18:10 Barbra Streisand is famous for preferring to be photographed and filmed on her left side. It is the reason that she refused to do the Tonight Show for over 50 years - from 1963 until 2014, when Jimmy Fallon allowed her to sit in his seat for the interview.
How vain.
I think Mariah Carey tried that on a show before, was pissed cuz she wouldn't be filmed from her left side. Must be a Diva thang?
because her nose somehow looked smaller?
@@mchris65 just a better profile. One side.. classical Barbara. Other side...Jimmy Durante!🤪🤪
Not vain. Like Jerry's two-faced girlfriend from Seinfeld😂😂😂
1:25:15 "Oh, for want of a frisbee!"
This show always hits you right between the eyes with some of the best one-liners when you least expect it. 😁
Servo upsetting Crow over Lassie dying from the poison was retaliation for Crow's thing regarding Tibby in Gamera.
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Oh Tibby, my Tibby 🎶
LASSIE DIES?
The look Dr. F gives when he realizes Frank is really dead kills me (pun only somewhat intended)
Omg Crow’s jaw in the beginning 😂😂😂
Well, I have MST3K on Valentine's, if nothing else.
I love MST3K's burnt out perspective on love and sex. PERFECT.
This experiment is totally unscientific, even to my standards.
FEBRUARY 14TH
That's funny. It's Valentine's day in 2018 and I'm watching the same movie you did last year. lol
I don't know why but the "A spitting contest!" line just made me spew Mtn Dew everywhere.
Sheesh. That was kinda intense for a kiddie film! Shallow grave. Poisoned dog. Dead dad. It's like David Lynch went back in time.
At least he wasn't dead... wrapped in plastic!
it wasn't incoherent enough to be David Lynch
kids shows could be pretty hardcore in ye olden times. Watch the original Bad News Bears sometime, they do stuff most PG-13 films would be afraid to include like a 12yo girl talking about taking birth control, kids using the N word, and kids drinking.
Joel's Lessie voice is hilarious.
The "Is there gonna be a test" joke is a reference to McGraw-Hill testbooks.
just can't get enough of mst3k love it😁👍
Up here on the satellite of love. Nice.
So this Valentine's Day, we give a hearty "Snausages" to anyone watching.
Crow's report on Rutherford B. Hayes had me in tears. XD
Seeing the puppets, people might think this was a kids' show. It most certainly ISN'T.
I grew up with this movie, so this episode was especially hilarious!!!
Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten all those socks! Relatable.
I never thought I'd laugh at the death spasms of a dog yet here we are.
Wow, that sounds terrible out of context.
potato chip covered lard balls, a southern holiday favorite.
"he had sand on his lap and he needed help?"
Thanks for uploading these. This episode in particular. I used to watch them with my dad when I was 6 or 7, and I can still remember the jokes that made him laugh.
I love this short. “Those...nose.” 😂😂😂😂
“Skin sucks.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“And so, the end of a perfect day...” An entire day spent grooming. 😆
Those nose! I’ll say that the rest of my days.
Favorite episode yet 🤣
1:09:30 "Come out, come out wherever you are" may be a reference to Robert Deniro's (Max Cady) line in "Cape fear".
Not gonna lie, I laugh every time they say "snausages".
Oh YEAH!! Another episode I've never seen. Can't wait to watch it this weekend. :)
Rutherford B. Hayes was born humbly to his own son, Rutherford B. Hayes Jr., in Delaware, while it was still Ohio, sometime after the French Revolution. Rejecting a career as a professional speller, he was admitted to the Bar in 1845, though he did not drink lustfully from it. Serving heroically in the Civil War, Hayes admitted later that it was in the Army he first tasted human flesh. In 1876, Hayes beat Bill Tilden in a 3-set quarterfinal at Flushing Meadows, which caused the Electrical College to declare him President of the United States.
Here are a few highlights of the administration of Rutherford B. Hayes. In 1877, Reconstruction ended, and Jacques Derrida was named Secretary of Linguistics, and the era of Deconstruction began, and continues to this day. Thomas Edison invented the pornograph, beginning the age of pornography. President Hayes then passed the Hayes Act, started the Hayes Office, won fame as an American Lyric tenor, and was named Archbishop of New York in 1919. After he retired, he founded the original ZZ Top with James Garfield and Chester Alan Arthur, and shocked the world with a publicity stunt when, on a bet, he made a tent out of the underwear of William Howard Taft and lived inside for a full year, he did. And in his later years, Hayes retired from the stage and did a series of memorable character parts in Hollywood. Who can forget the time he was slapped by Jacqueline Bisset in the 1971 Universal movie Airport? And then, after inventing ringworm, Hayes died. His last words were: "I have only one life to live, let me live it as a blonde." The end.
Oh, and his blood type was AB. The end.
Good thing you saved this in its entirety from my original IMDb posting.
Crow's report reads better than most of the assignments my friend & I would submit to our history teacher when we were in high skool. :-)
This sums up anyone using a Wikipedia for a history essay... right after a troll edited the said Wikipedia page.
only these guys the g.o.a.t. s of t.v. can make any movie bad orbadder great,i miss this show.
I thought a big spider was on my TV screen and it was just the top of Crowls head. Good movie , I use to have this on vhs.
54:03 I love the Monty python references sprinkled in this show. They’re obscure ones too which I appreciate even more
1:33 This episode aired a few weeks after Letterman debuted on CBS & Leno was getting the shit kicked out of him. Comedians would still make fun of Leno like this in years to come, but this was at a time where it was like kicking him when he was down, not when he was America's #1 host.
3:08 the Cholester-Do-All is kinda weird considering that Frank had a triple bypass surgery in the last few years and has slimmed down considerably
For a dog, thats incredible acting.
47:49 "How do you work this crazy thing?" may be a misquote of the end of the Jetsons where George Jetson gets caught on a runaway treadmill and yells, "Jane, stop this crazy thing." At least, that's what it reminded me of.
First thing I'm gonna do is buy me a montage!
I'm glad that you guys are bringing the show back! Netflix has it on April 14th 2017 this year!
Hahaha I never realized truly how many times the guys referenced Snausages during this movie. Those annotations cracked me up
*Finally* I found out where the "I'm so naughty, naughty I am" came from. They've used that in several episodes, and even though it sounded familiar, I couldn't figure out where I had heard it before.
I think we're all with Crow on Team Sloppy.
I am funny too!
I have a thing for women with messy hair, so...
She doesn't even look that messy. 1950s had obviously a bit different standards...
People who dress and groom perfectly have no personalities.
I prefer sloppy too. But I also admire people who dress to the nines and look sharp every day.
As long as you don't smell bad or track a bunch of dirt everywhere the rest is up to you, I figure.
Hey, people viewing this who miss the annotations: theres an extension to bring them back!
I just love that this was the height of comedy for G*psy. 💜
"Ugh, people are so shallow and superficial nowadays"
The 50's: *Do your hair and wear nice clothes so boys will like you*
That’s part of it, also part of it is “do your hair and wear nice clothes so you don’t look like a fucking slob.”
People _are_ a lot more shallow and superficial these days.
@@AlfredFJones1776 Right, people like you.
The 50's had every girl named Betty and everyone on TV and in movies was white.
@@wadecarmen7501 That’s just not true.
@@tetrahedronify Um, no? Explain how I’m shallow and superficial?
I actually think the "Life is pain" line @ 1.08.35 comes from The Long Kiss Goodnight & not Princess Bride where Geena Davis says it to her kid when she falls on the ice & breaks her arm.
Great crowd tonight indeed!
Like how Joel even told Tom to chill with the whole Yea there dead too lmao
I never realized Tom's torso is a little barrel/beer keg.
him and crow are both made out of pretty specific parts, theres a list of all the weird stuff joel used to make them
Crow's skull is mostly a soap dish, IIRC. :)
SigEpBlue I think it's a hockey mask grill.
arin hanson's dick link to said list???? I'd like to make a Tom or Crow or maybe even a Gypsy..
im not sure what the rules are for posting links in a comments section, but if you look up "how to build (robot) from mst3k" on astroreverb you get all the info you need!
Good to see the annotations get humorous.
Oh happy dance, a new annotated episode!!! Thank you for the Valentine's Day present!
As always, good stuff
"How do you work this crazy thing!?!" (1:31). Reference to the Jetson's treadmill dog walk for Astro.
Hiliarous episode good riffing and good host segments☃
510-"The Painted Hills" (1951)-I liked everything about this episode. From Crow's Jay Leno impersonation, Clay utilizing Frank's heart ("At some point, this will kill Frank ..."), to Joel's Back-Talk device, to the opening short, "Body Care And Grooming," (a stifling view on how to conform in the 1950s) to the debate sketch where Crow and Tom argue about whether the girl in that featurette is better neat or unkempt (I definitely choose the latter), to the riffing of the main film, starring Lassie as "Shep," in a movie that is actually not bad on its own, unMiSTed.
Jonathan (Paul Kelly-a Kenny Rogers look-alike) strikes it rich, but his investment partner has died, leaving his son, Tommy (Gary Gray), and widow (Ann Doran) to reap the benefits.
Joined by Lin (Bruce Cowling), another investor, Jonathan and Tommy set up camp
and begin looking for the mother lode. Unfortunately, Lin develops "The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre" syndrome, kills Jonathan and tries to off "Shep" with a poison dog biscuit (hey, who wouldn't?).
Justice triumphs as he is forced off a cliff by "Shep," in very bizarre sequence.
Almost perfect quipping ("He had sand on his lap and needed help?"; "Who's TOMMY?!"; "First thing I'm gonna do is buy me a montage!"; "They're being ransacked by Tom Bombadil."; "I'm a dog, I can't process this much information!"; "She's dyin' and going to take as many ants with her as possible." and many more) and skits, including Crow's Rutherford B. Hayes report, Servo melts Crow into a gold ingot and bringing Lassie to justice. Great "A" show. Beware, though, as the annotated version has a series of annoying Loreal commercials.
You poor Annotation-Writer-Person I feel your suffering at the glut of Snausage references. You have my pity and my giggles. Keep doing what you are doing it's fantastic :-) :-) :-)
1:09:31 is an imitation of Max Cady (Robert DeNiro) from the 1991 remake of Cape Fear.
CLASSIC episode! When Lassie puts her head into the guys arm pit and says, "Are you guys talking about me?" I actually really DID laugh out loud. And also the death scene with the 3 Stooges and "I'm dyin' over here." Too freaking funny!
I laughed and cried throughout the entire film
😢😃
Well I made many Saints cry.
I didn’t want to cry 😢😭🤣😂
I have been waiting for them to post this episode :D
You guys missed one. at 18:07 Tom starts barking to the tune of the opening song from "The Sound of Music."
9:35 , the sound guy or editor slipped in a secret. it says "Jerk" out of nowhere. :)
wow Chris Kristofferson hasn't aged a day
Respect to the fact there were consistent informative annotations for the "snausages" joke
18:07 The 'music' is the titular song from 'The Sound of Music", rendered by a dog.
As Julie Andrews might have said: "The howls fill my heart with the sound of music..."
I never realized there was so much to be known about Snausages. I now feel that I've been enlightened by the Snausage gods themselves.
This is shaping up to be one of the livelier episodes. I like it already.
anybody exited for the re-boot? I can't wait!
its been on netflix for weeks
no it hasn't.
Kinsey Palmer Yeah, that's what I was gonna say!
Actually, it has. Just without the episodes. It's listed on there as an upcoming show, so in that sense it is on Netflix. Just not to watch yet.
Lukas Sprehn it comes on Netflix April 24th 2017
Loved the Stooges references. Great show.
@1:23:32 dang, that would be a good Mr. Rogers' Lady Elaine right there!
It's really too bad YT couldn't have saved the annotations, somehow. Say maybe their auto-transcripts coupled with timestamps? Instead of just completely deleting them.
i forgot how hilarious this one was
"I love my dead gay son!" love that reference to Heathers!
The only other time I remember them referencing it was in one of the Hercules movies where Tom makes the bad guy say “I love my dead _Greek_ son”.
This movie is interminably slow! It feels as though I've been watching it for an eternity already
Robot Roll Call!!!
Cambot!!!!!
@@megatron6713Pan Left
1:24:04 whistles are the safety sounds some work vehicles make when in reverse
And now I want some Key Lime Pie...
I love Gypsy!
GOOD ONE, FRANK.
"So What Exactly Does Tommy Get Out Of All This?"
He Told Everything Convinantly And Cheaply Off-Screen
Joel! Servo went and melted me into a gold ingoooooooot!
THERE'S NOT A POUND THAT'LL HOLD ME TAYLOR