ULTRAKILL But it's TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLE SIMULATOR (TABS)

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  • @usuario_david
    @usuario_david Рік тому +963

    "ultracrashing my computer"

  • @SniperOnSunday
    @SniperOnSunday Рік тому +787

    3:58
    Guttertank was designed as a direct counter to Gutterman. Thus, this outcome is expected.

  • @pieperson444
    @pieperson444 Рік тому +242

    the primes use a stamina system to decide their attacks, so it makes sense that they would taunt often if their opponent dont dodge

  • @V2_TheMurderMachine
    @V2_TheMurderMachine 10 місяців тому +235

    i dont fight my bros

  • @molky_e
    @molky_e 9 місяців тому +255

    3:18 "Sissyphus prime vs a fucking cow"
    The "cow":📢📢📢

    • @Ineedmypayngl
      @Ineedmypayngl 5 місяців тому

      Do sissyphus also have a sissyphussy?

    • @lego_finalformcooler
      @lego_finalformcooler 4 місяці тому +8

      Minotaur gonna hit Sisyphus with the: “Congratulations!”

    • @GivDaOskar
      @GivDaOskar 4 місяці тому +2

      Ultrawoke

    • @Leemmy_148
      @Leemmy_148 3 місяці тому

      Sisyphus prime vs a f💀cking cow

    • @BallVirtue
      @BallVirtue Місяць тому +1

      It sounds like maxwell from don't starve

  • @joshuakim2212
    @joshuakim2212 Рік тому +297

    If they coming out with Ultrakill TABS, then slight(no) possibility for Ultrakill TABG. Would be funny seeing Sisyphus get shredded by a filth with the glockinator.

    • @Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e
      @Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e Рік тому +14

      or a stray killing EVERY SINGLE ENEMY IN THE GAME with an orbital strike bomb

    • @RandomGuylguess
      @RandomGuylguess 10 місяців тому +5

      @@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e rain world pfp

    • @STRANGER0243
      @STRANGER0243 9 місяців тому +1

      Good is bad, bad is good, and shut up and grab the glockinator already.

    • @nightcattius
      @nightcattius 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e rain world pfp

    • @davisjian8250
      @davisjian8250 4 місяці тому

      ⁠@@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-eRain World pfp

  • @Four-5321
    @Four-5321 Рік тому +80

    1:25 I Never Knew Sisyphus Can Show The Taunt Say
    "Nice Try!"
    That Cool.

  • @MICRO_CHELIK_REAL
    @MICRO_CHELIK_REAL Рік тому +127

    4:47 cancerous rodent is so motivated to kill a bigger version of him so he just became fucking invincible

    • @goingblargh
      @goingblargh 5 місяців тому

      *_LIKE I SAID, V1! KIDS ARE CRUEL, AND I LO-_*_ (This comment has been censored by the Bureau of Human Decency, you sick fuck)_

    • @Some_Kid11
      @Some_Kid11 2 місяці тому

      Snail moment

  • @EMan-xj5cz
    @EMan-xj5cz Рік тому +120

    I mean, tabs was the first thing I thought of when this was announced also put Minos and Sisyphus on the highest radiance and have them fight each other

    • @TondarYZD
      @TondarYZD  Рік тому +39

      i did off camera and first thing that happened was them going out of bounds

    • @EMan-xj5cz
      @EMan-xj5cz Рік тому +2

      @@TondarYZD lol

    • @bronze1557
      @bronze1557 Рік тому +14

      ​@@TondarYZDIf you build a giant box with extra thick walls you can see the dbz battle in full glory

    • @EMan-xj5cz
      @EMan-xj5cz 7 місяців тому +1

      @@bronze1557wait really???

    • @bronze1557
      @bronze1557 7 місяців тому +4

      @@EMan-xj5cz Yeah, it's very incomprehensible, but the thick walls stop collisions from bugging out

  • @Block8k
    @Block8k Рік тому +129

    “Now 10 minnos prime vs me who’s gona-“ -B L U E-

  • @jubilanttitan4999
    @jubilanttitan4999 26 днів тому +5

    “A singular Filth that is literally too angry to die.”
    “And now it looks like he’s running on crack.”
    That’s how I feel all the time.

  • @thatliamboi
    @thatliamboi 7 місяців тому +27

    5:03 he was NOT messing around

  • @ineophobe
    @ineophobe Рік тому +104

    that tank pun was hilarious I'm still laughing 🗿

    • @probablyb2
      @probablyb2 Рік тому

      ineophobe sighting

    • @Grinhal
      @Grinhal Рік тому

      Ineophobe be watching for ideas to the grind

    • @ineophobe
      @ineophobe Рік тому

      @@Grinhal we do a little scouting (we do a little scouting)

    • @Grinhal
      @Grinhal Рік тому

      @@ineophobe basically kind of a big deal (we do a little scouting(we do a little scouting))

    • @BloodisFuel7
      @BloodisFuel7 Рік тому +1

      funny rock

  • @Golden_M4no
    @Golden_M4no Рік тому +106

    7:44 Ultrakill, but the Filth is lava

  • @maryjaneperry9951
    @maryjaneperry9951 Рік тому +48

    0:54 The battle Of Gods

  • @NineGenaizys
    @NineGenaizys Рік тому +89

    8:14 he didnt prepare thyself

  • @timtaylor8577
    @timtaylor8577 8 місяців тому +16

    4:21 this cought me off guard lol

  • @alternative7586
    @alternative7586 Рік тому +19

    Since the update came out, I like to stack up a bunch of Guttermen/Maurice until they don't stack anymore and then make them face the Druid Knight, V2, or Big Johninator. I also like to put radiance on Druid Knight and watch him wipe out Minos Prime, but he keeps going out of bounds.
    Also: The Guttertank has Faust Panzer written on it's left arm which translates to "FIST TANK".

  • @combineadvisor572
    @combineadvisor572 Рік тому +22

    minos almost "Crushed" your computer, but it looks like it saw this coming and prepared thyself

  • @Gahdangdawg
    @Gahdangdawg Рік тому +9

    2:05 “he has a ball, but i did not expect him to dunk that shit” - max0r

  • @some1112
    @some1112 Рік тому +30

    3:06 damn that was an awesome finish from the V2 army

  • @SRobot08
    @SRobot08 Рік тому +25

    7:10 I remember my friend doing this and turned sandbox internet o a horror game

  • @radio5637
    @radio5637 11 місяців тому +20

    1:20 MINOS IS HITTING THE GRIDDY!!

    • @deezy1911
      @deezy1911 4 місяці тому

      Hello fellow autistic person.

  • @MehmetEfeYT
    @MehmetEfeYT 2 місяці тому +2

    5:04
    When Minos said "CRUSH", he meant that he'll crush your PC💀

  • @jb_rl6794
    @jb_rl6794 Рік тому +39

    2:20
    "gabriel racist mode" 💀💀💀

  • @Timeline_destroyer
    @Timeline_destroyer 3 дні тому +2

    Coughing orphanage vs hydrogen bomb 😂

  • @AlexDoesStuff-d1x
    @AlexDoesStuff-d1x Рік тому +9

    Back in my day I had a laptop and I made my TABS units so powerful that they CRASHED my computer. Several times

    • @Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e
      @Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e Рік тому

      i remember having an old (and really bad) laptop and constantly playing modded tabs with it, it crashed and lagged SO MUCH

  • @thefireman17492
    @thefireman17492 6 місяців тому +4

    1:27 what the hell?? I've never even seen Sisyphus do that attack before.

  • @chaytonaverygunawan3458
    @chaytonaverygunawan3458 Рік тому +20

    it is a very good day when tondaryzd uploads an ultrakill vid

  • @Terratomere
    @Terratomere Рік тому +29

    minos vs sisyphus is unfair, sisyphus literally has 2x the amount of hp that minos has

    • @TondarYZD
      @TondarYZD  Рік тому +8

      true

    • @Terratomere
      @Terratomere Рік тому +13

      @@TondarYZD try minos with 2x hp vs normal sisyphus, its actually sort of a close fight

    • @cezken5
      @cezken5 Рік тому +6

      ​@@Terratomeresisyphus still wins because his damage

    • @bobusmogus
      @bobusmogus Рік тому +2

      ​@@cezken5doesn't Sisyphus has same damage?

    • @dustyink
      @dustyink 9 місяців тому +4

      and for lore reasons, mino's prime form was still forming, while sisyphus was finished

  • @blueburry6333
    @blueburry6333 Місяць тому +3

    4:12 pro tip, whenever i want something to attack flesh prison or panocticon, i spawn a mdk with radiance 10 health and freeze it so it doesnt attack. place it so the enemy is between mdk and the flesh prison, then unblind and blind enemies to place the mdk inside the flesh prison so the enemy will try to attack mdk but since its inside the flesh prison it damages flesh prison instead and the flesh prison will attack the enemy instead of mdk cuz the enemy was closest to him 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

  • @Jomoisfr
    @Jomoisfr 4 місяці тому +2

    Garry’s mod, TABS, and Ultrakill in one video is frivolous.

  • @BOOMmasterNIM
    @BOOMmasterNIM 5 місяців тому +11

    6:25 average moment in gmod

  • @gumonthewall5617
    @gumonthewall5617 4 місяці тому +3

    Prepare thy self... for SOME TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLES

  • @overyonder6032
    @overyonder6032 Місяць тому +3

    List of best ultrakill OST.
    #1 order
    #2 Castle vein
    #3 uuuhh forgot everything else

    • @sr.pablitomemes
      @sr.pablitomemes 15 днів тому +1

      Buddy forgor Halls of Sacriligeous remains and altars of apostasy

  • @BloodisFuel7
    @BloodisFuel7 Рік тому +6

    imagine having all 3 prime souls (when the game is finished) fight

  • @gcqen5ucw1x2bgev
    @gcqen5ucw1x2bgev 8 місяців тому +3

    What I like to do is have one of each enemy fight eachother like a huge battle royale

    • @TondarYZD
      @TondarYZD  8 місяців тому +1

      ultrabattle Royale

  • @camdenhilscher5770
    @camdenhilscher5770 8 місяців тому +2

    The max radiant filth is the ultrakill equivalent to the dark peasant

  • @Web.Regularis
    @Web.Regularis 6 місяців тому +23

    8:09 Coughing Baby Vs Hydrogen Bomb

  • @V1TheMachine-n5i
    @V1TheMachine-n5i 2 місяці тому +3

    10X Speed Minotaur is hilarious, if you're in an open space and it starts charging it will just spin in circles
    ADHD Cow

  • @Lemon4ik_863
    @Lemon4ik_863 8 місяців тому +3

    2:56 If only multiplayer was added to ultrakill. so the players gathered to kill the boss:

  • @TurquoiseFan23
    @TurquoiseFan23 5 місяців тому +3

    Preview reminded me about "30 billion SpongeBobs VS Goku"

  • @Cool_Name-idk
    @Cool_Name-idk 10 місяців тому +4

    4:40 small thing infiltrates big thing's body and kills it from the inside? now where have I seen that before...

    • @VeryEpicTinPot
      @VeryEpicTinPot 2 місяці тому +1

      Violence Climax /// …Like Antennas to Heaven

  • @agamatsus
    @agamatsus Рік тому +4

    Mentioning tabs brings back so much nostalgia

  • @aidenmb7932
    @aidenmb7932 7 місяців тому +2

    Stuff like this is why near half my playtime is in the sandbox

  • @King_of_blackrock
    @King_of_blackrock 8 місяців тому +3

    4:24 nanomachines son

  • @Darkkenny69420
    @Darkkenny69420 3 місяці тому +2

    5:02 bro crushed his pc 😭

  • @Blue_Cone-0100
    @Blue_Cone-0100 8 місяців тому +1

    2:18 “wait can i make gabrial fight gabrial racist mode?”💀💀💀💀💀

  • @masoudwafaie726
    @masoudwafaie726 2 місяці тому

    8:14 "The one and only! ME!" mintos primos: *Fnaf jumpscare*

  • @SmartBloxxer
    @SmartBloxxer 8 місяців тому +2

    All I'm gonna say is: It's depressing that a COW dealt almost more damage to sysiphus than minos prime.

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 8 місяців тому +1

      We need Minos vs. Cow. It's lore accurate.

  • @Xtheartist465
    @Xtheartist465 11 місяців тому +1

    holy hell the beginning of the minos prime vs. sisyphus prime fight felt like a dragon ball Z type fist clash

  • @Bacontr4shdigity
    @Bacontr4shdigity 7 місяців тому +2

    Minos prime: crush ❌ CRAASSH✅✅✅✅

  • @madbanana22
    @madbanana22 16 днів тому +1

    7:44 finally, something wicked in sandbox

  • @FinnishSAball325
    @FinnishSAball325 4 місяці тому

    3:50 what makes this better is hat the gutter tank was made LITERALLY TO COUNTER THE GUTTERMAN!

  • @SaxtonGaming1401
    @SaxtonGaming1401 10 місяців тому +1

    Minos Prime VS Sisyphus Prime is the most legendary battle and no one can prove me otherwise.
    Well, at least until P-3 comes out.

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 4 місяці тому +1

      I want to see corpse of King Minos vs the earthmover

  • @julianthedoodlertrue
    @julianthedoodlertrue Місяць тому

    1:20
    “Let me take my breath… ok let’s fight again”

  • @KyriSanmiguel
    @KyriSanmiguel Місяць тому +1

    *Spawns like a 100 fliths* minos prime:crush*pc dying" minos prime flexing his muscles*

  • @BatataoFrito
    @BatataoFrito 2 місяці тому

    2:06 that Metal Pipe actually caught me off guard

  • @Leizirandom
    @Leizirandom 29 днів тому +1

    Just came here after Chritmas just to answer his question:
    1st: It was nice
    2nd: I got nothing, cus I didn't wanted anything

  • @TOWERERV9
    @TOWERERV9 Рік тому +3

    1:21 it went to sisyphus and minos to sexyphus and meatos

  • @big_dumb8408
    @big_dumb8408 Рік тому +3

    I think this is what my brother thinks 7-P will be

  • @alexanderoregon2816
    @alexanderoregon2816 6 місяців тому +1

    minos crushed your computer

  • @ENPixeI
    @ENPixeI 19 днів тому

    "Sisyphus prime vs a fucking cow" what a line

  • @_RK709
    @_RK709 5 місяців тому +2

    -Crush
    DESTROY!
    -Crush
    YOU CAN'T ESCAPE
    -Crush

  • @light-fs1sg
    @light-fs1sg 16 днів тому +1

    cool but did you know
    minotaur is able to kill almost every lesser enemy
    AND minos prime
    AND get sisyphus to his 2nd phase
    (i discovered this on standard so maybe its different on brutal or violent)

  • @mrblakeboy1420
    @mrblakeboy1420 7 місяців тому +1

    look at the end screen. that’s the first room with enemies in p-2

  • @Slashergaming98
    @Slashergaming98 День тому +2

    2:25 Gabriel vs Gabriel racist mode😭😭😭😭

  • @Shinysnomni
    @Shinysnomni 28 днів тому +1

    This video turns one year old tomorrow
    Happy birthday ultrakill but it’s totally accurate battle simulator (tabs)

  • @BuilderInitiation
    @BuilderInitiation Місяць тому +1

    6:25 swordmachine vs *THE UNMATCHED POWER OF THE SUN*

  • @StarExp-Z
    @StarExp-Z 2 місяці тому +1

    How the duck do you access this "manage cheats" page in 7:57 pls help me

    • @TondarYZD
      @TondarYZD  2 місяці тому

      just press ` which is next to 1 on your keyboard

  • @SkiS_9
    @SkiS_9 Рік тому +9

    "Let me at 'em" (Fucking Dies)

  • @Khione3
    @Khione3 29 днів тому

    5:03
    “CRUSH!”
    *crushes your fps*

  • @МаксимНикифоров-л4м
    @МаксимНикифоров-л4м 2 місяці тому +1

    2:05 I'm dieings very funnings!!11!!1😱💀😂😭🙏

    • @МаксимНикифоров-л4м
      @МаксимНикифоров-л4м 2 місяці тому

      Is 9th or 8th layer released yet? Cuz I won't be able to neither buy the actual game instead of pirating it again and losing all the progress (I can't buy anything in my steam account since I live in Russia) neither i can update it, i just don't wanna complete the game all over again just for a single new layer🙏😭

    • @TheSlow523
      @TheSlow523 Місяць тому

      nope it's not out uet

  • @Kairo1299
    @Kairo1299 5 місяців тому +1

    0:59 Батя с дедом сцепились по-пьяни

  • @DomenicoIV
    @DomenicoIV 2 місяці тому

    1:35 ¿¡Why the music was so sync with the attacks in that part!?

  • @Xavier-yx1nf
    @Xavier-yx1nf 7 місяців тому +1

    im VERY late to this but the battle minos vs sisyphus was every dragon ball z fight

  • @levibruner7553
    @levibruner7553 Рік тому +3

    If you thought Minos v Sisyphus was something, try Minos radiance 4 v Sisyphus radiance 2. It is truly a spectacle.

  • @MazinBander-lm7lq
    @MazinBander-lm7lq 22 дні тому

    Who wants me to actually make some ultrakill bosses in TABS

  • @Sizar-oi9si
    @Sizar-oi9si 10 місяців тому +1

    4:02 i mean what did you expect it’s nickname is literally the tank fist

  • @hansonkerman7286
    @hansonkerman7286 2 місяці тому

    "Lemme at em! Come o(DIES HORRIBLY)"

  • @atb6848
    @atb6848 Рік тому +1

    TAUKS
    Totally accurate ultrakilling simulator.

  • @le_prime4385
    @le_prime4385 5 місяців тому

    One interaction you could get with 4-4 V2 is that you can throw your coins and it will target the enemy. So I just use a bunch of dual wield power ups and obliterate gabriel into his second phase with a click of a button

  • @lubber_
    @lubber_ 3 місяці тому

    Come on bring it-
    famous last words

  • @Marcelbretz
    @Marcelbretz 4 місяці тому

    8:07 bro's gonna get 1,000 yard stare.💀💀💀

  • @arthxeon
    @arthxeon 7 місяців тому

    0:54 literally the anime battle of the year

  • @mabssarbs9731
    @mabssarbs9731 Рік тому +1

    "CRUSH!"
    *crashes your computer*

  • @VHSgames
    @VHSgames 28 днів тому +1

    I got what i wanted,ULTRAKILL!!!

  • @altariaethar
    @altariaethar Рік тому +1

    bro imagine if tabs with ultrakill enemies was just the fucking secret mission at some point that woiuld be funny

  • @Guy4evr
    @Guy4evr 11 місяців тому +1

    Any enemy can fight
    As long as they have diffrent files
    For example big johnson was created on v2 file
    Meaning if you put v2 against him he wont fight

  • @ali.tubbie
    @ali.tubbie 10 місяців тому

    the last clip was like
    minos prime 1: you shall reek blood machine
    minos prime 2:no more shall you move
    minos prime 3:the council has stated you
    minos prime 5:to death

  • @itsbonkingtime
    @itsbonkingtime Рік тому +1

    To be fair minos did tell sisyphus to prepare thyself.

  • @randomyoutubeenjoyer6010
    @randomyoutubeenjoyer6010 7 місяців тому +1

    "Crush"
    (The Computer crashed)

  • @RaltBoi
    @RaltBoi 11 місяців тому +1

    Totally ultra accurate kill simulator (real) (ultra real)

  • @NoobiestNoob603
    @NoobiestNoob603 2 місяці тому

    very cancerous rodent picked immortality and panicked when he saw the immortal snail

  • @Fuwatti_pc2
    @Fuwatti_pc2 5 місяців тому

    Totally accurate ultrakill simulator

  • @SlimeyEmeralds
    @SlimeyEmeralds 5 місяців тому

    Minos and Sisyphus, the strongest of all time versus the strongest of today ahh fight

  • @BuilderInitiation
    @BuilderInitiation Місяць тому +4

    8:15 BLU DOOM

  • @gmdtungsten
    @gmdtungsten Рік тому +5

    custom levels are back

  • @Rabllllllll
    @Rabllllllll 7 місяців тому +1

    I liked sisyphus prime vs minos,i am now gonna proceed like your vidoe

  • @spectre4497
    @spectre4497 2 місяці тому

    Most average play session with legos: