Scammer Rages When Caught Using Fake Virus
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- Опубліковано 18 тра 2020
- A scammer claiming to be from Google pretends to find a virus on my computer. When I call him out for making up fake problems he can't handle it. Watch the next call live: goo.gl/uhpWGT
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I swear I never get over that “just wait a moment” at the beginning. 😩😂😂😂
Meeee too! Look forward to hearing that intro rap every time. 😂😂😂😂
Such a tune too
I love that shit to 😆😆
Its a genius intro🤣
Hooked on it... Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night just to hear it
"I'm as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar."
And that is Confused!
Fucking beautiful simile lol
i saw this comment before he started talking and instantly knew what accent it was gonna be HAHAH
I like spell pig backwards and say funny or look down your shirt and spell attic and yell at a person walking shout, you dropped your pocket point at them, they grab their butt every time bahaha.
Stacey ,Pray for the lost people what are u talking about?
“No Scam, Guaranteed”! Well that sounds good to me. Sign me up!
Yoooooo
No, Scam guaranteed!
@Tim Evans Someone said the scam alert place was discriminating for showing pictures of dark skinned people when warning of scammers. Since when is being real discrimination. Although I disagree with the stereotype that all people from india are like this.
Being told to shut up within the first 10 minutes of the call is gold lmao
"I'm busier than a cat on a hot tin roof." "You got me more confused than a fart in a fan factory." "Don't pee down my back and tell me it's rainin."
I'm stealing those for sure.
He was really shootin off some rootin tootin southernisms
Busier that a one armed wallpaper hanger!
Flat out like a lizard drinking.
now we're off like a herd of turtles!
@@ED-TwoZeroNine Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut.
By the sound of this scammer’s patience, it sounds like he’s already run into ScammerRecolts, Scammer Payback, and Kitboga all on the same day.
HAHAHAHA!!
Don't forget Malcolm Merlin!! 🤣
@Tone. I'm crying
@Tone. Of course hoax hotel has been working him over too.
@@jhowe5571 Yes! Fix it! xD
“Busier than a cat on a hot tin roof”
“Confused as a fart in a fan factory”
“Useful as a trap door on a canoe”
Love all of the sayings he’s using 😂
This guy is dumber then paint.
Also try: The scammer is smart like rock, quick like tree.
Or you are busier than a one armed man at an arm wrestling competition
"don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining"
One of my favorites is "tougher than a waffle house steak"
"I feel like a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest" is also a good one.
"I need some patience from your side," yet has no patience when trying to steal money from people.
"you're only thinking about yourself."
"You're a greedy person."
They always project and gaslight to manipulate their victims.
NO SUR IS NO SCAM PLS JUST PRESA EVER RIIIGHT??
@@joedoe1096oh the hypocrisy
It's insane how someone can be so frustrated and rude when he's literally trying to steal money!
It's called entitlement a lot of these people believe Americans or whoever their target is "deserves" to be scammed.
He may be being rude on purpose. That way he's pressuring people into believing him, because he sounds like an authority. It wouldn't work if he was kind and apologizing.
@@lanamal that's why I don't feel bad when the US gov. bullies these countries. 😉
@@lanamal they justify it saying victims can get the money back from the bank/insurance but fail to realize the emotional trauma
If they were face to face he wouldn't dare. But because he is far away in India scammer feels there's no consequence and he can say whatever. Also often criminals like this guy confuse good manners with weakness. Or politness with stupidity
When you hear ‘let me explain you’ you’d better listen up because you’re about to hear something extremely professional & honest 👌
Exactly, and make sure you follow all the instructions or you will get the crops at your doe step, they will put the handcuffs to you and you will be put behind the bar 😂
And they will explain it in perfect English so it’s very easy to understand.
you already know it😂
@@aprilleerose Its because they are in Washington and not India.
Each and everything!!!
"Butter my butt, and call me a biscuit" haha funniest line ever!
“What on God’s green luscious flat Earth” 😂
This was my favorite line
@yeh koi IMRANdi KHANa hai ?? No it isn't
@yeh koi IMRANdi KHANa hai ?? It has been interpreted that way but no, the Bible does not teach the earth is flat. Exegesis not eisegesis.
@yeh koi IMRANdi KHANa hai ?? the Bible has never taught that the Earth is flat... 🤦🏼♂️
@yeh koi IMRANdi KHANa hai ?? where in that verse does it say the Earth is flat? 🤔I don't think it does...
You're a "former" christian? That's nice. I'm a "current" christian. 🙃
"I don't think I've ever talked to a criminal like you before"
Lmao.
BEST PART 😆
criminals will "explain you each and everything"
This guy’s got such a disgusting attitude problem. Good job wasting his time!
All of the scammers get that way when they don't get what they want or they feel like their time is being wasted or they're trying to proceed with the scam, but keep getting interrupted.
😼
@@benjaminvlz Yeah, obviously, but he got eound up *real* fast.
USA Morons have just as disgusting attitude as him if not even more. i dont see you Hunting Bill Gates for all of his crimes.
@Green Right Hand Hahahaha what
You know your scammer is Indian when they say: Each and everything
Or when they begin a sentence with "Can you able to"
@@shaakunthala Mike Smith
dublu instead doubleu^^
“Let me explain you”
“We will fix this and give you this as well as”
“Did you got the money”
“A mistake has been done”
@@Rabbitfish87 DAT IS DA REASON.
They almost got me the other day, but I suddenly remembered seeing one of your videos months ago. I hung up on them quickly. Just want to thank you, you’re doing a great service for gullible people like me. Thank you so much ❤️
How stupid you gotta be to even come close to falling for one of these scams lol
@@AtomSmashingMachine I almost fell for one 10 years ago. Only reason I hung up was because they were so rude.
AtomSmashingMachine dude calm down people are gullible
Gull and bull 😁
@@AtomSmashingMachine How stupid you gotta be to not realise that the whole reason Kitboga is doing this is because there *are* people who are gullible. There are convincing scammers, you twerp.
How can he get so mad so fast like he’s trying to scam you at least be nice
It really bugs me when they're rude. Like you're already a dick trying to scam people. At least PRETEND you have manners.
Because they are the worst type of thieves, they have tunnel vision and they don't care how they reach their goal
@@Tazzie1312 As long as they get their money, manners go out the window. They would even yell at a girl or an old woman just to get the big bucks.
They're not even good at their job, being a dick reduces the likelihood of the scam working
They are always so rude and dismissive! Which is probably good cuz older folks they’re trying to scam definitely won’t put up with that shit! If they were nice, I think it would actually be easier for them to get naive people to do what they want 🤷🏻♀️
This dude is pissed IMMEDIATELY. Imagine what he’s like in his personal life.
Plainsrunning Just a douche obv.
I hope to god he's not married..
@@AnnaMBanana unfortunately it's not always a choice in their country. He may have a wife arranged for him already.
@@stumpf9938 exactly, and with his temper I don't think his wife would be safe. So scary..
Anna R Agreed.
"If you can see my IPee, why can't i see your IPee?"
Makes sense.
That scammer should not be saying that he's a customer service technician, he doesn't have the patience.
They don't have the knowledge way too many times. A real Tech, be it Microsoft, a bank, or even the IRS will NOT hesitate 99.9% of the time. These idiots are always pausing, hesitating and yelling.
They want patience from them? Sheesh.
@@thephantomeagle2 in my 40 years of life in america, dealing with everything on the phone from cable companies, to banks, to the i.r.s and everything in-between, not once have I ever had a legitimate companies employee yell at me or cuss...impatient yes, argue able yes, even hateful...but never yell at me or cuss at me...if I was making anyone mad they either stayed on the line politely arguing till I would hang up or transfered me to a manager..mostly though I have dealt with good customer service ...I don't think they realize that in america places don't flip out and yell and cuss they just hang up or transfer you.
And microeoft, google and the i.r.s would never have employees behave that way but they must think it's normal for our businesses to yell cuss threaten and put down customers as part of a normal day.
They get so angry when they can't pull their pathetic scams. It's great!
Jeffrey D ego and psychopathy.
@@HappyHarryHardon That's the sin of arrogance and pride for you.
it always amazes me how they prey on the most gullible people but at the same time don't have the skill to deal with them. xD
Do they get beat up when they can't get the money or something? They are SO desprete it seems like they get severely punished? Lol
I saw another thing on Nigerian scammers and some of them said if they leave the scam office they can be killed
I still don't know what was his humble request.
3:07
😔😔😔 I just wanna know his humble request
Are u kidding? He explained EACH and EVERYTHING! 😂
don't worry he will explain you
Just wait a moment
I love how all these scammers always say “let me explain you” 😂😂😂 every single one of them
Yep...."each and everything"
Further proves my theory they all are taught english from the same script lol
@@GorillazGames That’s my favorite scammerism.
@@zeusmasterson4117 Im quite partial to "Listen me" myself
Behind the bars
I heard an Indian person say this in person and she wasn’t a scammer. It’s funny how they all say it
"You're like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, Jay"
😂😂
"I'll call you sir later"
"No, no, no sir wait don't hang up the pho-"
*hangs up phone*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It never gets old... Makes the scammer on edge hahaha
k
Even better is when he calls the "well you can hang up if" bluff
@@GibusWearingMann
Scammer: You can just hang up if you dont trust this call
Kit: Ok.
*clicks*
*idiot scammer calls back*
I forgot though who was Kit calling as, I think its Neveah or Granny Edna.
Kitboga: Creates loving characters and talks for as long as possible. When revealed, ready to talk seriously about why scammers do this.
ScammerRevolts: Hey Bench*d
There's entertaining and then there's anti climatic
😂 I love them both but they definitely have different approaches
I could hear bhenchode 10 million times and I'll still laugh just as hard as I did the first time
So like I’m confused i get how maybe the target gift cards are valuable but how are play store gift cards valuable like cool for you you can buy apps how you feeding your family can someone explain this 😂
@@nikobelliccringepolice9317 pretty much *all* gift cards get sold on the black market for real cash, they fluctuate in value depending on what is popular at the time and that's why these guys ask for certain kinds preferentially, but they're always sold at a massive discount.
"Can I have your I.P. address?"
"No that's personal"
Hahahahahaha
Don't the scammers realise how ridiculous they sound when they say things like this?
6:47 "these local adresses are belong to you"
all your base are belong to us
“You’re like a long tailed cat in a room of rocking chairs” 😂
I think he got that from foghorn leghorn .
that was easily my favorite
that got me so good, omg
There's also a Michael J Fox movie with that line in it. Secret of my success.
He’s just herdin terdles
So funny when they act like little children when they get caught out. Calling them stupid etc.
Joel Dilks 69th like
Not stupid, 'estupid'. 😂
They love those Middle School insults.
Legend says that his humble request was never revealed until now.
I love how these scammers come up with scams that inherently take tremendous patience, and then get frustrated when people get lost following tech instructions
I love how he has a bookmark for “20 uses for urine,” at the beginning.
_"I searched for Clampi FOOund..."_
Why are you so lovable.
It's the left eyebrow. 😁
@@Barbara-zu4pl yes!
“Click on ok” “Click on ok!!!” “CLICK ON OK” “CLICKONOK” “CLICKONOK!!!!!”
its like he thinks if he keeps saying it that the end result will change.
5:25 click on ok
“I will explain you each and everything” -Scammers 2021
2021? I just wish I survive this awful year
Jay: “you’re so old” “you’re so dumb” “you don’t know anything about computers”
Me: Jay’s missing critical information 🤣
He doesn't know PepeLaugh
Lacking! 🤗😂
Directly between his right amd left ear
If "tech support" says "Let me tell you..." you need to hang up immediately.
Or if they say "do the needful."
Or if they suggest they'll explain "each and everything" after
I’m crying 😂. How are you coming up with these hillbilly quotes on spot
hey, us hillbillies are actually smarter than you think 😂
He says the chat is full of people telling him stupid things to say
"Don't think so much, ok?"
Scammer needs to make sure you have your brain turned all the way off.
"I can't read this at all. That's about as useful as a trap door on a canoe Jay"
-the moment I lost it
Adam AV8R This should be a Family Guy cutaway moment
My favorite has always been the saying "Useful as a screen door on a submarine "
these sad little men, he certainly wouldn't be repeating hellooo if he was actually facing one of us.
drivethrupoet they couldn’t face us because those bhenchods are 5’ tall and they’d be staring at our sternums.
Total douchebags.
@@guyincognito5706 just wait a moment
just wait a moment
Who’s “us” 🤣
I love when you insinuate they are scammers and they start the whole, "we will block your services for insulting the honor of a google technician" routine.
It surprises me how little they seem to understand Americans. No American would believe that as a legitimate Google policy. Also, they use aliases like “Sheldon Cooper”. That dumb show was like #1 for 12 million years, so they don’t get that even elderly people are likely to pick that up. Just little things that show they don’t bother to do their homework.
These people are the most impatient sociopaths, I swear.
You should use "I am busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest."
Lol
This should be a Family Guy cutaway moment
Or “I’m busier than a hooker with a car”!!!!
Scammer: "Do you know about this Clampi?" *opens Wikipedia*
Kit: "tro-jan virus" "I wonder if we could edit Wikipedia"
Kit: "You guys did that!"
*and I couldn't have done it without viewers like you*
There'e nothing like successful teamwork!
Nice fast work. Perfect.
@@g.k.1669 imagine 1000 people doing the fast typing from hacking scenes in hollywood movies, just to edit a wiki
Who's kit?
@@Spineblorg The main dude. Aka Kitboga.
I love love this guy. I just got a call from "Social Security" office stating I have a warrant at the "State of the Court House". Lmfao. I called them back so much, they got pissed! Then they gave me an automated recording stating "We have cameras and are watching you." I laughed till I peed.
Lol what's the number?
Kitboga: "This isn't real, is it? You lied to me, didn't you?"
Scammer: "NO U!"
Gonna have to give props to whoever changed the wiki page mid stream 15:00
Who
Someone changed it back seconds ago
R/madMADlads
Awww gotta love Peep
"What on God's lucious green flat Earth?!"
I can’t keep these guys on the phone for 20 seconds when they call. This guys a magician.
My google assistant triggered everytime this scammer said google. 🤬🤬
These scammers say 'Okay' at the end of 'each and every' sentence in an assertive manner, and when the next sentence begins with Google, there you go.
🤣😁
That GA is scary. I had my phone in my hand thinking it was asleep. A coworker made a request & then said, "Please and thank you" to me. GA said, "You're very polite." Scared the heck out of me.
"don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining, J." Lmaooooo
Im a techneeeeeeeeeeshan sir, let me explain you EACH and EVERTHING on some hackers
I love how they know exactly what caused the problem 5 seconds into the call before they even know who they are talking to. Amazing.
I love how they think they’ve got him, not realizing he’s using a virtual machine
Binge watched every single video of yours in their entirety for the past 2 years worth of uploads. Next im going to tackle your twitch vods. You're incredible at what you do, simply amazing. You have had me and my partner in stitches, the story about the 5 branches whatever it was had me in a laughing fit of tears.
I tried that, I got so burned out and didnt watch him for like 3 months lol. Now I just watch when he uploads.
Me Too !!!! Lol he's awesome
I did the same a couple of months ago!!
Highly recommend checking out his live stream! I love his videos but it's a joy to join in live and see him do his thing. He cuts a LOT of great stuff in the videos
Bobert Daniels yep^^^ the twitch live is next and it’s so entertaining to watch these dramas play out live
Scammer:I have a humble request,Please stop talking ! 😂😂😂
The call has not begun yet and the scammer is already going mental.
LOL !!!!!
He was done at humble request🤣🤣❤️🤣
If nothing else, that was a fantastic Bill Clinton impression.
Ew
Yeah!
Okay, this was satisfying. This guy clearly lost, and you can tell that he knows it. And you got him to hang up, so he's going to get in trouble with his boss. I needed this today.
When my kids sit and say “mom mom mom mommy mom mom” and want my attention, I start singing “just wait a moment, just wait a moment” (in a accent btw) and it shuts them up 🤣 and I get in a great mood ASAP!!!
Tara Briggs 🤣😂🤣 that’s awesome
I swear I hear that intro in my dreams sometimes.
Bro your not a mom
Lol
Nice jeje
Damned. I could have used that line myself. My kids are grown up. When they used to say dad dad dad I just answered what! what! what!....
I wonder how much more that scammer would rage if his fake virus met a real one....
“Don’t pee down my back and tell me it’s raining” haha
"Dont pee down my back and tell me its raining" Damn bro I'm a Daniel and I approve of your messages. Great stuff man your awesome!!!
"I'm busier than a cat on a hot tin roof" 😂😂 another classic Kit catchphrase
Busier than a cat trying to cover up shit on concrete.
Along with "You've got me more confused than a fart in a fan factory."
..... oh your busy.
Edit: i did the your/ you're thing. Please berate me.
My dad had the expression - "more nervous than a cat on a hot tin roof". But his "don't pee down my back and tell me it is raining" - that was new for me. :) LOL
@Clear Channel your mom's a musical 🙊
Why do most scammers have poor anger management? Are they desperate for money? 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
Richárd Primusz based
Most of the people they talk to actually do fall for the scam, so when you call the one guy who knows what you're doing and intentionally gives you a hard time, you're gonna get upset because you aren't used to that.
Scare tactics, it's effective on the elderly and the other vulnerable people.
Plus most of them have a quota to fill, if they don't meet that they don't get their cut
Yes, answer is in the question. They get a very small commission for every people they scam, and they depend on them to eat so they want to success on every attempt. And when they feel their chances to success suddenly begin to go away, they freak out.
I mean considering this entire pandemic, they needa provide dat "essential work".
"What on God's green luscious flat Earth..."
😂😂😂😂
"You're like a Long-tailed cat in a room full of Rocking chairs.."
LMAO
"Run.. Click on Run"
HE SAID THE THING
That's strange. Supposed to be "Hit on Run".
i thought it was 'hit and run'
it is, I was trying to be funny, clearly not :')
i thought it was 'simpsons hit and run - ps2'
More confused than a fart in a fan factory... THAT is getting used at work tomorrow 100 percent. HA
"Butter my butt and call me a biscuit" - lol
Always fun watching these scammers balling and having their day ruined. Loved this channel for the amazing trolls, and the laughs along the way
Thing is.... he (kitboga) wasn’t even that annoying in the beginning but Indian guy was already so done. 🤍✨
Talking at the same time when you're trying to talk is the single most annoying thing in the universe.
Scott W I mean truee haha
Scott W yeah but he does that for all his videos 😂
Man I've never loved getting calls from scammers more than I do now since I leaned tactics from kitboga. I also love the raging, they don't speak English well so it just adds to the funniness and making the scammer's look dumb af.
You should tell them their English is terrible, how did they get a job with Google or Microsoft, as good English is a required. So they cannot be employed by Google or Microsoft, also they don’t employ liars, as how come a Indian has an English name
@@Gerrygambone lol yesss
I love when he gets them so flustered they start swearing and complaining to their comrades in Hindi.
@@BixbyConsequence lol same tho
I literally wish I had a virtual machine! Not about to use my actual computer 😂🤦🏻♀️. But I love having fun when scammers call me. I have my blow horn on hand fir every call!😂😂😂🙌🏼
Just ran across your videos yesterday. Immediately subscribed. Love what you do man, not only because you waste a bunch of dirtbags time, but you SHAME them as well. Awesome.
That guy HAS to think its George Bush he is scamming, good impression lol
Edit: I'm at 13:30 and I'm dying, he is slowly breaking this man, you can just feel "Jay" slowly dying inside 🤣👏
We are off like a herd of turtles! I almost crashed laughing 🐢
I am surprised that they haven't said something like, "Your computer has got the Corona Virus." by now.
Did you hear him say the foreign IP addresses are "alt right" people?
I just wanted to say thank you for all you do man, I have family that could be terrified by these assholes so thank you holding them accountable!!
Have you ever accidentally talked to the scammer when you were supposed to speak to the audience?
I think he did one time and he said it was get brother (when doing the girl voice).
It happened during the 36-hr call, the scammer hung up but someone called back and it continued. Kit used a funny “oh crap” sound effect when he realized he was on the phone line while addressing the viewers lol
They barely notice anything that is said. They've been living in fantasy worlds for so long, they don't know how to come back.
You see this particularly when kit has things happen that should be impossible, like a bank teller confirming a fake transaction they would have no way to even see.. The scammers don't even notice or think about it.
The guys at the 449 scam websites have noticed this with compulsive liars, they really don't exist in the same mental space we do.
They def don’t notice half of what he says, on a call I watched yesterday, he plain out said he wasn’t a lawyer (he was pretending he was one) and they didn’t notice it at all!
One vid I watched recently he accidentally switched to granny and spoke a few words. The scammer didn't notice a thing
"You better mind your p's and q's!" Love this character's many figures of speech
Its a pitty you dont do the "delete his files" thing... imagine how pissed he'd be to discover that after he hung up. 😄
I love this community! The fact that the chat got together and edited the page. 👏👏 bravo!
Love finding old videos with u revealing think its my fav. Love all ur stuff really
“Who is clampi foound?” 😂😂😂
This is my absolute favorite character Kitboga does! I’m from Texas and I love hearing the country accent and phrases. Absolutely spot on!
Keep up the great service you are doing for normal people against these crooks. Thank you.
4 minutes up - 70 comments, 1300 views... I foresee 1 Million within a week or two. Keep it up my friend, love your content even the very old videos
damn the scammers always get aggro so easily 😂
"butter my butt and call me a biscuit"
"that's about as useful as a trapdoor on a canoe" damn these lines are perfect, hilarious
"this local adresses are belongs to you"
Because all of your bases are belong to us
all your BASE, but yes.. great comment
Someone set us up the bomb
Jay getting angry because he blew his own cover by literally framing the definition of his job got me howling😂💀
Do one thing and just wait a moment
Go ahead, do one thing and just walt a moment.
@@MsCaro79 almost all of them say that Do one thing stupidity. I wonder if it's part of their curriculum.
Oh my goodness . . .
Thank you thank you thank you !!!! I smell an awesome network T.V show in the making. I’ve been doing the same thing as you for years but on a much smaller scale. You rock !!
Loved it when he called you stupid!! ,😅🤣😅 Had him eating his own words. Lol so glad I stumbled on your page. You amazing thank you for exposing these criminals.!
Please don’t tell me that I am the only one that sees the bookmark “20 uses for urine”
He’s had that on there for a long time lol
WOW, he really has anger issues. I love when you guys get them angry...talk the same time they are talking.
I just found these videos and I can't get enough of them . Funniest part to me is these scammers want something from you but they always say something with bad attitude I don't think that's the way to get something from someone. Maybe it's an intimidation move and thanks for the vids!😆
I love all the sayings you say to them 🤣🤣🤣 they have no clue what you are saying lol. You are awesome! Keep doing what you do !!!💖your the best
I literally laughed out loud when you said “don’t be peeing down my back & telling me it’s raining”, that was hilarious, I’ve never heard anyone say that before. 🤣👏🏻
Judge Judy has said this. Well, she was quoting her father "don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining"
It's a pretty common expression. Think it originated in the 70s film The Outlaw Josey Wales.