The Absurd Powers of John Constantine

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  • @WebCamParrot
    @WebCamParrot  5 років тому +1317

    Let me know what you guys thought of the video down in the comments and yes there were things I had to exclude from this video for the sake of length.
    Some of the more cosmological elements to Constantine's made it into my DC Multiverse video instead so check that one out if you are curious what terms like "Creation" actually mean within the context of DC: ua-cam.com/video/7b0PktXUqD4/v-deo.html
    Go ahead and give me some ideas for other videos you'd like to see too.

    • @veryscary9881
      @veryscary9881 5 років тому +3

      Day unknown of asking parrot to scale the dark tower franchise

    • @megaman6194
      @megaman6194 5 років тому +1

      Dark tower would be fire

    • @Cakelover420
      @Cakelover420 5 років тому +3

      WebCamParrot how about you try scaling Green Lantern Hal Jorden,the classic version

    • @cherechesalexdaniel811
      @cherechesalexdaniel811 5 років тому +2

      WebCamParrot This video was great! I had no idea Constantine was this strong!

    • @shuvodev7888
      @shuvodev7888 5 років тому +2

      Can you scale To Aru verse?

  • @Kajnake
    @Kajnake 5 років тому +10847

    Constantine is basically "the nerd that read the lore and now knows where to farm all the good stuff"

    • @millburray6676
      @millburray6676 4 роки тому +606

      When you have the walkthrough open, whilst playing.

    • @SantaPorter420
      @SantaPorter420 4 роки тому +393

      Been reading Constantine for years, that is the best modern definition I've seen, well played

    • @halcyon6098
      @halcyon6098 4 роки тому +24

      👏👏👏

    • @boltok9584
      @boltok9584 4 роки тому +116

      Honestly he's the guy who watches what goes on an says... I'ma kick this puppy an solve the problem indirectly making 4 other ppl do it then sprinkle dust an say I win

    • @constantinedaurum9943
      @constantinedaurum9943 4 роки тому +159

      He's like a magical batman mixed with young Joseph joestar
      (Batman) strategy, intelligent, almost always prepared and dangerous when so
      (Jojo)sharp wit, unbelievably lucky, not afraid to cheat to win, cheated death multiple times

  • @pixwool
    @pixwool 4 роки тому +5506

    My favourite fact about Constantine is that he’s immortal because he sold his soul too many times and dying would cause a war over his soul.

    • @nope9885
      @nope9885 2 роки тому +4

      And heaven wont take him when he dies, but if he goes to hell, he’ll take it over and organize the armies of hell and wage war on heaven. He cant go to heaven, cant go to hell, 20 different demons and supernatural beings own his soul, and theres at least 50 others that would want his soul for themselves. Constantine dying would cause more problems then him living.

    • @firapuroki
      @firapuroki 2 роки тому +336

      Like mr. Crab

    • @TheEzaias
      @TheEzaias 2 роки тому +82

      @@firapuroki facts 😭😭😭🤣

    • @brandoncruse8532
      @brandoncruse8532 2 роки тому +189

      Yeah 😂 he sold it to multiple different beings and they fought for it 😂

    • @didncozosksma4466
      @didncozosksma4466 2 роки тому +87

      Like nukes, he neutered all major powers (for the most part)

  • @freddypedraza2066
    @freddypedraza2066 4 роки тому +6133

    He's basically knows a guy that owes him something for every situation

    • @RedFoxtail26
      @RedFoxtail26 4 роки тому +171

      So,... Kim Possible with superpowers.

    • @TheTrashMobileGamer
      @TheTrashMobileGamer 4 роки тому +227

      Basically a human version of lucifer

    • @voriginal8331
      @voriginal8331 4 роки тому +21

      Off topic but birb

    • @azk4834
      @azk4834 4 роки тому +4

      Dumb Cunt 02 overrated

    • @arcanewarrior863
      @arcanewarrior863 4 роки тому +99

      @@TheTrashMobileGamer He even had Lucifer owe him something

  • @caitlinbrewer4843
    @caitlinbrewer4843 5 років тому +9485

    The best summation of Constantine character is that, 'You only want him on your team because you dont want him on your enemy's side.'

    • @TheAsylumCat
      @TheAsylumCat 5 років тому +469

      I was going to say he's the god of infinite bullshit.

    • @cryaopriman
      @cryaopriman 5 років тому +195

      Lol i Dont want him anywhere near me tbh , you know right most of his best friend died in agony ?!

    • @benjamineneje192
      @benjamineneje192 5 років тому +286

      Constantine is on nobody's team but his own

    • @markmolino6091
      @markmolino6091 5 років тому +37

      @@benjamineneje192 ,Exactly

    • @Azraile
      @Azraile 5 років тому +212

      you want him on your SIDE..... not on your team...... if he's on your team your likely going to die....... It's a curse on him that people near him die.

  • @davidrobinson5487
    @davidrobinson5487 4 роки тому +8595

    "Hes physically a normal human" "Hes not the strongest magic user"
    Also
    "Heres all the times hes beaten Gods"

    • @SantaPorter420
      @SantaPorter420 4 роки тому +916

      Because he is basically a normal human who knows where to go and who to go to, in order to get the power he needs at the time

    • @rayyanakber7957
      @rayyanakber7957 4 роки тому +328

      He is a normal human,but he's the man who can even kill gods

    • @rayyanakber7957
      @rayyanakber7957 4 роки тому +90

      He knows everything

    • @MrGallobird
      @MrGallobird 4 роки тому +239

      He is lying. Even when he tells the truth.

    • @rayyanakber7957
      @rayyanakber7957 4 роки тому +83

      He is my favorite character in all DC and marvel

  • @atticusv668
    @atticusv668 3 роки тому +2043

    Dr Strange: Man borrowing the power of gods.
    Dr Fate: A god borrowing a man.
    Constantine: Beats gods at poker by cheating then knocks them out during the fist fight.

    • @clintoncole622
      @clintoncole622 3 роки тому +32

      Oh yeah there’s a good one

    • @maxmanchik
      @maxmanchik 3 роки тому +90

      Constantine is basically that one guy in MMORPG that knows where to find the best loot possible in the shortest period of time

    • @venturebrodude6599
      @venturebrodude6599 2 роки тому +5

      Dr Strange also as beaten gods before bro. Shuma Gorath, A literal multiversal being. Also Dr Strange would destroy John Constantine in a fist fight. He knows martial arts.

    • @DenjiDugong
      @DenjiDugong 2 роки тому +25

      @@venturebrodude6599 your missing the point man, but i'm too lazy to explain

    • @venturebrodude6599
      @venturebrodude6599 2 роки тому +1

      @@DenjiDugong Well who would win between classic strange and john constantine

  • @samday6861
    @samday6861 4 роки тому +4730

    Batman: Worlds Greatest Detective
    Constantine: Worlds Greatest Conman

    • @Nekotaku_TV
      @Nekotaku_TV 4 роки тому +82

      Um, Reigen Arataka has that title, thank you very much.

    • @mojakhaha
      @mojakhaha 4 роки тому +31

      @@Nekotaku_TV This kinda looks like him

    • @kongjet1821
      @kongjet1821 4 роки тому +7

      @@mojakhaha no matter when no matter how, I see takagi-san, I like :3

    • @hunterzolomon1303
      @hunterzolomon1303 4 роки тому +9

      I smell plot armour with constantine

    • @toribiogubert7729
      @toribiogubert7729 4 роки тому +21

      @@hunterzolomon1303 depend on who is writing him. To be honest I think Vertigo should not mix with DC supes, the themes are so different.

  • @gageabdul
    @gageabdul 4 роки тому +2065

    "He's broken the rules of hell, preventing him from going there when he dies"
    And in pretty sure Heaven is all like "nah we're good on him"

    • @Souls4Roca
      @Souls4Roca 4 роки тому +211

      i believe he did something forcing all the gods to not want his soul, don't remember but death is forbidden from even coming close to his soul

    • @arete4390
      @arete4390 4 роки тому +138

      @@Souls4Roca Lol i guess his soul is so toxic not even death want anything to do with it.

    • @Ukaran
      @Ukaran 4 роки тому +17

      Simos
      Death of the Endless?

    • @halogalaxy5612
      @halogalaxy5612 4 роки тому +12

      Wanking destiny can go bugger itself

    • @SantaPorter420
      @SantaPorter420 4 роки тому +80

      God and Lucifer had a bet, they would not directly interfere with Earth and see whether it would be destroyed or not eventually in the future, leaving man to his own devices in simplistic terms, they could just send representatives to influence the crowd, John saved the bet from being nullified from Lucifer's side, there was also when John impressed Lucifer with his moxie by having the balls to trick Lucifer into drinking holy water, and by tricking the lords of hell into competing directly for his soul

  • @s1nner_
    @s1nner_ 3 роки тому +806

    Heroes: How did you beat the villain?
    Constantine: The secret ingredient is crime.

    • @bridgez04
      @bridgez04 3 роки тому +11

      or you use a mouse to distract them

    • @LaughingJokerProd
      @LaughingJokerProd 3 роки тому +20

      Damn, the secret to the most British hero is that he's actually Australian

    • @Illegiblescream
      @Illegiblescream 3 місяці тому

      He's literally Be Gay, Do Crime.

  • @grimreads
    @grimreads 5 років тому +5821

    When people ask who beats who in the DCU, I answer: Batman beats everybody but Constantine. But they are both smart enough to avoid fighting eachother

    • @strategicviewpoint5595
      @strategicviewpoint5595 5 років тому +534

      Except Injustice where Constantine owned Batman.

    • @poijnve3912
      @poijnve3912 5 років тому +279

      and then you have the black metal run where batman do something than even constatine doesnt know how to do it xD

    • @loganxman
      @loganxman 5 років тому +172

      Batman is awesome but does not have even 1% chance against superman. Batman gets kyrptonite and superman destroys it from space with heat vision. Superman flies in faster than batman can see and punches him into the sun.

    • @michaelvalentinoyo1259
      @michaelvalentinoyo1259 5 років тому +476

      @@loganxman he has plot armor superman cant beat that

    • @AifDaimon
      @AifDaimon 5 років тому +47

      @@michaelvalentinoyo1259 fuck plot armor.. Period

  • @godsugodsu4719
    @godsugodsu4719 5 років тому +3667

    God: Creates humans
    Humans: Creates Constantine
    God: Are you kidding me

    • @grav3-jpeg
      @grav3-jpeg 5 років тому +120

      @Matt Zilog my guy its just a meme

    • @roosterman8601
      @roosterman8601 5 років тому +90

      @Matt Zilog Gee. You must be fun at parties, pal. I would really give my time to be your friend.

    • @Shiobana753
      @Shiobana753 5 років тому +63

      @Matt Zilog Is your life really so mundane that you have to get angry at memes?

    • @eduardojara6955
      @eduardojara6955 5 років тому +30

      @@Shiobana753 yeah he seems like the type of person who, reads articles and uses very specific words to sound smart.
      Example "Simpleton"

    • @roosterman8601
      @roosterman8601 5 років тому +21

      @@eduardojara6955 He attempts to sound "smart" and "different" from other people, yet it just comes off as rude and immature.

  • @jayxfrost8987
    @jayxfrost8987 4 роки тому +1539

    Every time Constantine lit up a cigarette; a demon dies.

  • @biggieshmeat3672
    @biggieshmeat3672 5 років тому +781

    John Constantine's very existence is just one big flex.

    • @punkrider8758
      @punkrider8758 5 років тому +8

      😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @jaredclark8335
      @jaredclark8335 3 місяці тому

      His greatest strength is his fearlessness. Batman rules over his own fear but Constantine _possesses_ no fear. Crucially important because demons feed on fear-he has none to give.

    • @jordanferguson2254
      @jordanferguson2254 Місяць тому

      Lol, true 🧙‍♂️

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 5 років тому +1808

    John Constantine: When a deal with the devil isn't risky enough

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 5 років тому +70

      When tricking the devil isn't enough, so he goes out and beats/tricks God himself instead, lol. Gotta love Constantine.

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 4 роки тому +2

      Now that sounds about right.

    • @luigidreemurr6034
      @luigidreemurr6034 4 роки тому +21

      Con the devil, pick a fight with God, and do it all while drunk?

    • @oscarpines7927
      @oscarpines7927 3 роки тому +3

      @@DeathBringer769 when one isn't risky enough *MAKE THREE*

    • @TheGodGamr
      @TheGodGamr 3 роки тому +1

      @@Cheshire042 and again

  • @porassrivastava8242
    @porassrivastava8242 3 роки тому +256

    What I love about Constantine's story is that in the original Hellblazer it's hinted that John wasn't supposed to be born, his twin brother was supposed to be born but he was strangled in their mother's womb. John is an anomaly, in God's "plan".

    • @hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561
      @hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561 Рік тому +54

      Oh it is more than an implication.
      He did infact killed his brother in the womb.
      His brother was supposed to be The Magus, The greatest sorcerer to walk the earth, the true Messiah.
      Only to be revealed way later, that is all bullshit and his brother was a parasitic presence gnawing at him trying to break into this reallity and posses his body. And he is truly The Magus, The Messiah of the new World.
      And his messianic acts are him saving reallity more timed than he can count.

  • @babadraga3114
    @babadraga3114 4 роки тому +397

    "He's not the strongest magic user, nor the smartest, but heres 20 minutes worth of exmaples of him using magic that concepts themselves are affected by and understanding quantum fucking physics on a level that he can use it to travel through dimensions at will"

    • @surferOS101
      @surferOS101 3 роки тому +24

      This is why I find comics so stupid. How is some regular dude just able to take on god like beings like it’s nothing

    • @SantaPorter420
      @SantaPorter420 3 роки тому +23

      @@surferOS101
      Batman does it regularly

    • @paradoxglitch1108
      @paradoxglitch1108 3 роки тому +2

      @@surferOS101 will do you like Batman

    • @surferOS101
      @surferOS101 3 роки тому +5

      @@SantaPorter420 yeah that’s why he’s an overrated Gary Stu

    • @ilyasofficial1617
      @ilyasofficial1617 3 роки тому +17

      @@surferOS101 well he can't do everything by himself. like a man with indepth knowledge and wit of magic but shallow on how to write a computer script

  • @chaz9808
    @chaz9808 5 років тому +2524

    So basically Constantine’s power level is dependent on who is currently writing about him for DC at the time gotcha

    • @downsjmmyjones101
      @downsjmmyjones101 5 років тому +407

      A lot of his powers being referenced in this video are from when he was in Vertigo.
      He used to just be a very shitty magician with extremely good powers of persuasion. He's a con man with party tricks but DC tried to turn him into an actual magician.

    • @Reaper1785
      @Reaper1785 5 років тому +164

      @@downsjmmyjones101 to be fair, isn't that most comics?

    • @xastielmuffinz3047
      @xastielmuffinz3047 5 років тому +286

      vertigo : con man who knows tricks
      New 52 : super ultra goddamn powerful evil magician
      rebirth : con man who happens to know magic
      now : con man who knows tricks.

    • @downsjmmyjones101
      @downsjmmyjones101 5 років тому +33

      @@Reaper1785 True. Characters get changed all the time. What's your point?

    • @Reaper1785
      @Reaper1785 5 років тому +9

      @@downsjmmyjones101 didn't mean to reply to you lol. Meant it for op.

  • @glowhoo9226
    @glowhoo9226 4 роки тому +655

    Constantine is what you get when you invest in all of your points into luck and charisma

  • @hashiondiscord8540
    @hashiondiscord8540 5 років тому +2704

    Etrigan video where the whole script rhymes, you wont

    • @WebCamParrot
      @WebCamParrot  5 років тому +552

      That would be intense as fuck

    • @Scarletkillerxz
      @Scarletkillerxz 5 років тому +164

      everyone like this comment to pressure him into doing it

    • @WebCamParrot
      @WebCamParrot  5 років тому +355

      @@Scarletkillerxz Honestly I probably will do it eventually, sounds like a good laugh at the very at least.

    • @KasinaMedeis
      @KasinaMedeis 5 років тому +30

      @@WebCamParrot you can have whatever you want as long as you say it right

    • @v1v10rnitier
      @v1v10rnitier 5 років тому +54

      YOU DARE TO CHALLENGE US TO RHYME? YOU MAY BE COCKY BUT REGRET WILL BE THINE.

  • @Carlos-kt4ij
    @Carlos-kt4ij 4 роки тому +424

    Constantine is basically:
    Call an ambulance
    Call an ambulance
    Pulls out a magic gun*
    BUT NOT FOR ME!!

    • @user-pi1lb4tf2f
      @user-pi1lb4tf2f 3 роки тому +5

      It's more like Constantine hiring a gunman for him. Then Shoots the guy himself after the enemy realizes someone is aiming at him.

    • @thyrussendria8198
      @thyrussendria8198 Рік тому

      Nah, Constantine would wait for the Ambulance, knock you out and run you over with the stolen Ambulance

  • @tacticallemon7518
    @tacticallemon7518 4 роки тому +635

    “He cursed some random guy with bowel problems, erectile dysfunction, and a broken TV”
    This guy can kill gods, asked satan for a lighter, has the respect of Batman, and he does this petty shit
    I think I found my new favorite

    • @SantaPorter420
      @SantaPorter420 3 роки тому +28

      Hellblazer:
      Dangerous Habits
      If you haven't read it yet, enjoy

    • @John-doe955
      @John-doe955 2 роки тому +8

      No no no, don’t undersell Trigon like that, he’s way worse than Satan.

    • @greenaum
      @greenaum Рік тому

      Ah, poor old Keith. Caught John in the wrong mood.

  • @ALIEN-DUDE
    @ALIEN-DUDE 5 років тому +680

    If hellboy was ever in the dc universe him and John would be best friends and would do nothing but smoke with each other

    • @williamwolffe2121
      @williamwolffe2121 5 років тому +25

      Pretty sure hellboy IS in the DC universe.

    • @ALIEN-DUDE
      @ALIEN-DUDE 5 років тому +26

      Well he was never in the dc universe when I read the novels because he was owned by dark horse comics

    • @SpagheddiO
      @SpagheddiO 5 років тому +32

      @@williamwolffe2121 he's owned by DC now but isn't part of the universe, just a spin-off as far as I know

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 роки тому +4

      @Caleb Mayfield
      He was supposed to be in there but someone didn't like he had the word hell in his name.

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 4 роки тому +31

      You know the scene in Hellboy 2 where Hellboy and Abe are drunkenly singing along to a tune while slumped on the floor? Constantine would fit into that picture seamlessly.

  • @foxbrown9309
    @foxbrown9309 5 років тому +1813

    So Constantine is pretty much the Batman on the magic side.

    • @The_Backman
      @The_Backman 5 років тому +47

      Far from Batman.

    • @Razer5542
      @Razer5542 5 років тому +174

      @@The_Backman Both however are broken with prep time.

    • @The_Backman
      @The_Backman 5 років тому +118

      @@Razer5542 You are right about that one lol. He shares some similar traits to Batman(detective work, prep time), but John's in a class of his own, honestly.

    • @downsjmmyjones101
      @downsjmmyjones101 5 років тому +27

      Not magic. He's a manipulator.

    • @johnsmjs36
      @johnsmjs36 5 років тому +14

      Batman isn't really that impressive. He creates plans and all but he is mostly suited for support. Even his own series has multiple characters.

  • @MettaKing
    @MettaKing 4 роки тому +205

    Batman: smartest man alive
    Flash: fastest man alive
    Constantine: The Only human Uno reverse card alive

    • @surferOS101
      @surferOS101 3 роки тому +3

      Batman is not that smart, they’re many characters who are way smarter than him. Even Superman is smarter than him

    • @MettaKing
      @MettaKing 3 роки тому +6

      @@surferOS101 i know, just trying to make a good comment

    • @thephoenix4093
      @thephoenix4093 Рік тому +1

      @@surferOS101 nope. superman is more intelligent but batman is so much smarter.

    • @user-Reader_of_ALL
      @user-Reader_of_ALL Рік тому

      Blue mage

    • @surferOS101
      @surferOS101 Рік тому

      @@thephoenix4093 that literally doesn’t even make sense

  • @BazztheBazz
    @BazztheBazz 5 років тому +3904

    You know the DC universe is absurdly overpowered when God himself is considered a jobber.

    • @lukejaffray7347
      @lukejaffray7347 5 років тому +263

      Yes and no. If you were to put someone like Darkseid versus somebody like the question yeah Darkseid seems really overpowered but when you put him against somebody like Superman it evens out. I honestly just think the power scale of most heroes and villains is a little bit higher in DC than it is Marvel, and that's not saying that Marvel characters are weaker, Marvel's heroes and villains are relatively equally matched but so is DC if it's the right combinations.

    • @spencil9941
      @spencil9941 5 років тому +290

      @@lukejaffray7347 U smoking if u think Superman alone can take on Darkseid.

    • @lukejaffray7347
      @lukejaffray7347 5 років тому +116

      @@spencil9941 yeah there's definitely characters I could have used instead of darkseid that would have got my point across but at the same time when you think of Darkseid losing its usually Superman delivering the last few blows (with help, you got me there)

    • @justinwilliams7324
      @justinwilliams7324 5 років тому +6

      @@lukejaffray7347 you are very wrong

    • @Cabolt44
      @Cabolt44 5 років тому +92

      God would make mince meat or ponies out of everyone in DC.

  • @seanaguayo
    @seanaguayo 5 років тому +845

    Allot of this stuff is from the Rebirth and New 52 story lines. They took Constantine and turned him into a faux Dr Strange. In the Vertigo Hellblazer comics, Constantine gets by with his wit, he barely uses magic. He makes deals with devil's and angels and eventually they go to cash in on the deals but Constantine constantly makes deals staying one step ahead of those trying to get him. For example, when he conjures a demon to fight another demon, the summoned demon hunts down Constantine. Constantine falls in love with Zed and Zed is set to be mated with angels. Constantine makes a deal with a demon, getting it's blood inside him. Constantine sleeps with Zed so the demon blood will be in her and then when the angels sleep with her they go on a rampage and kill the people who set Zed up to mate with them. Now Constantine owes this demon something and he eventually comes to collect but Constantine makes a deal with Swamp Thing to get the demon off his back. The thing about Constantine is he is always making deals and he knows one day demons and angels will seek to cash in. This is what makes his story attractive because every choice Constantine makes has good and bad repercussions, and you know with each choice he makes the actions will come back to haunt him.
    One last thing: you always see him standing outside of Hell or at the Gates of Heaven. This leads readers to believe that Constantine is finally answering for his actions but as you know, he always has a trick up his sleeve

    • @HovektheArtist
      @HovektheArtist 5 років тому +123

      One of constantines oldie but goodies co.es to mind "make a deal with a demon, call in a favor with an angel, drink with the devil and chat with god. How you ask, well anything is possible when hell wants your soul and heaven owes you some favors"

    • @Zero_cool_G39
      @Zero_cool_G39 5 років тому +24

      You could of easily said what you tried to say without overly explaining nonsense. Seriously man wtf. Just say Constantine has both dumb luck and finds a way to stay one step ahead of his ever evolving bullshit around him

    • @jonclarkillustration5273
      @jonclarkillustration5273 5 років тому +149

      @@Zero_cool_G39 I'm sorry to hear you find long paragraphs challenging and upsetting. Perhaps try reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar instead? It might be more your speed.

    • @Drakijy
      @Drakijy 5 років тому +20

      @@jonclarkillustration5273 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @Zero_cool_G39
      @Zero_cool_G39 5 років тому +14

      @@jonclarkillustration5273 his response made no valid point. This isn't about how long his paragraphs are but saying his points without having to break down every small detail. Quality over quantity is better displayed for mass majority. But sometimes people like you who feel the need to respond like an over protective internet hero for what nothing. Your silly comment against mine did nothing. I have every single plausible right to have an actual opinion not directly talk shit. I guess you just prefer to be the other person at the end of the table to be apart of this response. You have way too much time on your hands guy.

  • @pinv0
    @pinv0 4 роки тому +677

    Remember that time Constantine became John Wick

    • @SeniorNano
      @SeniorNano 4 роки тому +13

      micahel schmidt would love to see a reboot with him

    • @pinv0
      @pinv0 4 роки тому +3

      @@SeniorNano have him a batman team up for. Movie would be cool

    • @Souls4Roca
      @Souls4Roca 4 роки тому +5

      @@pinv0 they did in the animated universe

    • @ethenhunt4896
      @ethenhunt4896 4 роки тому +5

      The posession in side him beelzebub when inside him beelzebub is a knowledge warrior supposed to be

    • @LongbowDash
      @LongbowDash 4 роки тому +16

      Is this a Keanu Reeves Reference?
      Because i like it

  • @VortexBunche
    @VortexBunche 5 років тому +963

    Former Vertigo editor here, with a note: The "i" in Constantine is pronounced like the "i" in "wine," something that Constantine himself has pointed out on a number of occasions.

    • @scrimPinion
      @scrimPinion 5 років тому +97

      I specifically sifted through the comments to find this. I feel like it's the duty of all fans of John to belabor this point.

    • @alexlagunas
      @alexlagunas 5 років тому +73

      @@scrimPinion Indeed, it bothers me that in practically every adaptation it's pronounced Constanteen.

    • @NeautralGround
      @NeautralGround 4 роки тому +95

      @@alexlagunas It may be because Constan-tine sounds silly.

    • @waddlinbleach
      @waddlinbleach 4 роки тому +49

      Its constantine now, confirmed in the crisis on infinite earths.

    • @ReoiteRL
      @ReoiteRL 4 роки тому +31

      @@waddlinbleach Except to Lucy, he doesnt really care

  • @KeyIssues
    @KeyIssues 5 років тому +1025

    Really digging your DC videos.
    Definitely the most comprehensive and informative I’ve seen

    • @someoneishere6182
      @someoneishere6182 5 років тому +3

      Fahimus Alimus imaginary axis can’t even get dc to outerversal lmso

    • @someoneishere6182
      @someoneishere6182 5 років тому +2

      Fahimus Alimus Do you even know what outerversal is?

    • @kingjenkins9721
      @kingjenkins9721 5 років тому +5

      @@someoneishere6182 you probably just found out what it meant

    • @someoneishere6182
      @someoneishere6182 5 років тому +1

      King Jenkins no I’ve been aware of what outerversal is since last year.

    • @wendyandmiketerell997
      @wendyandmiketerell997 5 років тому +3

      Someone is Here dude he does not need to he has repeatedly stated that he does not do powerscales or vs battles also you do realize that people can have there own ways to scale things right I mean outerversal was not a term until vs batt wiki made it up

  • @downl2579
    @downl2579 4 роки тому +42

    Constantine basically the guy who played that video game so much he knows all the cheats

  • @inspector5122
    @inspector5122 5 років тому +295

    You know you are powerful when even Lucifer is impressed by your power

    • @dareapermanstormearth1891
      @dareapermanstormearth1891 3 роки тому +14

      @AiSEL IRAl Lucifer makes beings like the Warhammer Chaos Gods and Emperor of Mankind look weak, so said "punk" can erase our reality by infinite infities over. So yeah.

    • @howdoiunbakeacake1525
      @howdoiunbakeacake1525 3 роки тому

      @@dareapermanstormearth1891 u know it ain’t real 😂

    • @dareapermanstormearth1891
      @dareapermanstormearth1891 3 роки тому +14

      @@howdoiunbakeacake1525 fiction is fun making things OP LOL

    • @pantyeater-kun5788
      @pantyeater-kun5788 3 роки тому +1

      @How Do I Unbake A Cake 15 so does your dreams and wishes asswipe.

    • @howdoiunbakeacake1525
      @howdoiunbakeacake1525 3 роки тому

      @@pantyeater-kun5788 u mad bro 😂 Fkn DC fan girl

  • @MeetYourDarkSide
    @MeetYourDarkSide 4 роки тому +158

    When I hear about Constantine's feats and generally casual attitude towards danger, I just imagine that scene from Star Trek (2009).
    Trigon, Darkseid, Phantom Stranger, etc... : Human, you may be misreading the situation. There's infinite of us, and only one of you.
    John: *Casually lighting his cigarette* So get some more guys and then it'll be an even fight.

    • @AndyOfSpades
      @AndyOfSpades 2 роки тому +3

      The exception is Jim gets his ass handed to him, John somehow manages to worm his way out of it

  • @chriscueva1866
    @chriscueva1866 4 роки тому +166

    My favorite Constantine moments are when he telepathically showed that annoying magic club full of fanboys how each member would die which drove them all insane and the time he crushed up Santa Claus' bones then snorted them for a little extra magic juice. I loved the Vertigo run.😁😁😁

    • @funnyhaha7131
      @funnyhaha7131 2 роки тому +5

      Can you run that back please

    • @oldmanjenkins771
      @oldmanjenkins771 Рік тому +3

      Yeah. Especially the Santa Claus part.

    • @greenaum
      @greenaum Рік тому +1

      @@oldmanjenkins771 St Nicholas. I dunno where he's buried, probably Turkey, but John went off to some church somewhere, cracked the floor, and dug up St Nicholas. The fame of St Nicholas / Santa, John managed to turn into immense power by snorting his crushed-up bones.
      He did the thing in the Tate Club by having a mate bury a hair from his head in the Garden of Eden. He managed to call up the angel who defends Eden, and he came and made a bit of a mess of a bunch of dick magicians at the club's 200th anniversary celebration.

    • @SantaPorter420
      @SantaPorter420 10 місяців тому

      My favourite involves Swamp Thing, who manifested himself in a pile of tobacco, while casually talking to him, John took a pinch of the tobacco manifestation for his smoke😂

    • @Swampthing71
      @Swampthing71 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@SantaPorter420that was hilarious when I read that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @derekdrake8706
    @derekdrake8706 4 роки тому +20

    Everybody gangsta until Constantine shows up.
    *That's when you know shit just got REAL*

  • @theuniversedoesntcare
    @theuniversedoesntcare 4 роки тому +142

    When Sir Christopher Lee goes to sleep, he checks under his coffin for John Constatine.

    • @Silverblade416
      @Silverblade416 4 роки тому +18

      Sir Christopher Lee: *Actually sees John under his bed* "What the--?!"
      John: "Evening, wanker."

    • @capricorncharger518
      @capricorncharger518 4 роки тому +2

      Silverblade416 wow that is underrated

  • @rence5785
    @rence5785 5 років тому +2004

    basically, *HE'S A LIVING UNO REVERSE CARD*
    edit: holy shiiiite how did this get so many likes?!

    • @gocpng4699
      @gocpng4699 4 роки тому +11

      Smart

    • @lauragraves4342
      @lauragraves4342 4 роки тому +28

      The best description of anyone. Ever. The end. You win. At life.

    • @orlandoarguelles2012
      @orlandoarguelles2012 4 роки тому +23

      Lmao he can literally go "no you" and add love to the end of it if he wants as insult to injury

    • @ANMGOD-gg8fz
      @ANMGOD-gg8fz 4 роки тому +4

      Golden Experience Requim

    • @364carrollst
      @364carrollst 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you.

  • @kaitlyntillman8302
    @kaitlyntillman8302 5 років тому +429

    My friends are all like "Why are you such a Constantine fangirl? Batman is better, he always wins."
    Yeah, sure. Ok. We'll go with that, let me know when batsy needs pulled out of hell.

    • @utoresa5193
      @utoresa5193 5 років тому +16

      Crazy overrated,both in abilities(he mostly relies on bad writing)as well as his character,maybe I wouldn't be sick of him if DC didn't shove him everywhere even when it makes no sense.Used to love the character.

    • @melmonsmith9306
      @melmonsmith9306 5 років тому +25

      @@utoresa5193 Yes but Batman isn't one of the top 3 superhero money makers for nothing, he's the Hugh Jackman of DC because his charatcer is awesome and more inspiring than the others because he's a powerless human and if his portrayel is ever bad, it's because of the terrible writer

    • @Jay-hb3ix
      @Jay-hb3ix 5 років тому +5

      Kaitlyn Tillman actually I mean... Batman actually like breaks the plot 😂 I don’t even think the writers know how to beat Batman dc over here like
      Interviewer: Sooo what’s Batman’s weakness??
      Dc: Everyone has a weakness but Batman does not
      That’s prime author dick sucking right there 😂🤣 (some of you might not get the joke)

    • @stefanuzunov1146
      @stefanuzunov1146 5 років тому +22

      In the injustice year 3 comics, John manages to trick everyone and accomplish his goal. And by everyone i mean EVERYONE - including but not limited to: trigorn, mxyzptlk, Batman's whole squad of heroes, superman's squad of "characters". It was... beautiful!

    • @melmonsmith9306
      @melmonsmith9306 5 років тому +3

      @@stefanuzunov1146 What did he trick them into doing?

  • @s1nner_
    @s1nner_ 4 роки тому +60

    Remember. He’s only doing this so he can go to heaven, which heaven doesn’t even want him to be in.

  • @fredatron7913
    @fredatron7913 Рік тому +12

    Constantine is the embodiment of "I know a guy"

  • @cherechesalexdaniel811
    @cherechesalexdaniel811 5 років тому +738

    Oh and this guy makes Dumbledor look like a kindergardener.

    • @kelechic.jemelumba9981
      @kelechic.jemelumba9981 5 років тому +25

      Pretty much every dc magician does. Less talk of marvel.

    • @dren5810
      @dren5810 5 років тому +47

      @@kelechic.jemelumba9981 I love the way DC handles magic, it's way more terrifying and usually comes at a cost.

    • @UnfamiliarIntimacy
      @UnfamiliarIntimacy 5 років тому +31

      Emese Molnar-Kovacs
      That's because the HP universe in general isn't that powerful when compared to other magic utilizing universes. JK designed that universe to be hyper realistic despite the fantasy elements. People can't truly come back from the dead, magic can't cure everything, etc. It's almost a fantasy parallel to real life. I kinda like that about it too because the magic system is strict and unlike most anime and comics don't pull random abilities out of its ass when the plot calls for it.

    • @cherechesalexdaniel811
      @cherechesalexdaniel811 5 років тому +3

      Abyssinian Architect And peaple say that i dont get jokes.

    • @UnfamiliarIntimacy
      @UnfamiliarIntimacy 5 років тому +7

      Emese Molnar-Kovacs
      That statement doesn't look or sound like a joke. Apparently you haven't been on the internet long enough to realize there are real fanboys who say stuff like this and mean it.

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 5 років тому +238

    Constantine is so powerful that the fourth wall matters not to him because John met his creator Alan Moore aside from this he met other creators in reality.
    One day, I was in Westminster in London-this was after we had introduced the character-and I was sitting in a sandwich bar. All of a sudden, up the stairs came John Constantine. He was wearing the trenchcoat, a short cut-he looked-no, he didn't even look exactly like Sting. He looked exactly like John Constantine. He looked at me, stared me straight in the eyes, smiled, nodded almost conspiratorially, and then just walked off around the corner to the other part of the snack bar.
    I sat there and thought, should I go around that corner and see if he is really there, or should I just eat my sandwich and leave? I opted for the latter; I thought it was the safest. I'm not making any claims to anything. I'm just saying that it happened. Strange little story.
    His second meeting with his creation was illustrated in 2001's Snakes and Ladders an adaptation by Eddie Campbell of one of Moore's performance art pieces:
    Years later, in another place, he steps out of the dark and speaks to me. He whispers: "I'll tell you the ultimate secret of magic. Any cunt could do it."
    They met a third time in fiction, when Moore was written into issue No. 120 of Hellblazer by then-author Paul Jenkins. Moore is seen sitting in silhouette at the back of a bar as John Constantine (who is on a pub crawl with the reader) raises a drink to him.
    Writers who had their run on the Hellblazer series have also admitted meeting the character in real life. Original Hellblazer writer Jamie Delano also claims to have encountered Constantine, during his run on the character, outside the British Museum.Peter Milligan saw Constantine at a party around 2009 and rushed after him, only to find he'd disappeared. Brian Azzarello once saw him in a Chicago bar but avoided him, saying that "the thing about John is, the last thing you'd want to be is his friend."

    • @fusiontoa18
      @fusiontoa18 5 років тому +28

      Interesting. He's become a Tulpa

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 5 років тому +4

      @@fusiontoa18 indeed

    • @The4cp
      @The4cp 5 років тому +47

      Jhon is so powerful he's actually a REAL magician who PUT HIMSELF into the comics to become famous. That's what Allen Moore said.

    • @gromit6154
      @gromit6154 5 років тому +4

      @@The4cp For real?

    • @gromit6154
      @gromit6154 5 років тому +7

      Wait, so John Constantine is real?

  • @creed8712
    @creed8712 4 роки тому +44

    I’d shudder to imagine what would happen if Constantine, Rick and The Doctor managed to find one another.

    • @MegaAlchemist123
      @MegaAlchemist123 2 роки тому +4

      Well. Everyone of them will die and everyone of them will come back.
      Rick will be petty and build a second finite curve around his side of the multiverse. The doctor will shatter internally and morally and bring out the Valeyard which will harnest probably the regenerative energy of all his past and future selves which are probably infinite based on the Timeless child lore. Constantine will probably stole timelord- and Council of rick-tech for a future encounter.
      Then they all will have the luck to never meet again, but Rick and the doc will be more damaged as ever before, while constantine just see it as a regular Friday.

    • @saketbakshi4235
      @saketbakshi4235 Рік тому

      ​@@MegaAlchemist123 timeless child doesn't exist

    • @MegaAlchemist123
      @MegaAlchemist123 Рік тому

      @@saketbakshi4235 it is canon.

    • @saketbakshi4235
      @saketbakshi4235 Рік тому +1

      @@MegaAlchemist123 DO NOT TORTURE ME SO, PLEASE! (this is obviously a joke, I'm just expressing my regret at the timeless child thing)

  • @HOTDOGDAY89
    @HOTDOGDAY89 5 років тому +588

    He feels like the Doctor Who or Rick Sanchez of the D.C. universe, only using magic instead of science.

    • @idk-iw9kb
      @idk-iw9kb 5 років тому +22

      Pretty much

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 5 років тому +41

      Epic Rap Battles Of History!
      Rick Sanchez
      Versus
      JOHN CONSTANTINE
      Begin!

    • @capolean2902
      @capolean2902 5 років тому +1

      right

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 5 років тому +8

      Please tell me you told ERB that suggestion

    • @HOTDOGDAY89
      @HOTDOGDAY89 5 років тому +20

      @@geekymetalhead5112 Why would anyone ever watch ERB for any reason?

  • @arcticafrostbite617
    @arcticafrostbite617 5 років тому +62

    John Constantine: The Immortal (Essentially a god) DC version of Dr. Jack Bright.

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 роки тому +2

      Jack Bright is immortal by default (or rather after SCP-369), but yeah, scp boi is less powerful than this fucker

    • @LeFisheboi
      @LeFisheboi 3 роки тому

      @@Crazylom is 963 not 369

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 5 років тому +123

    The only thing that John can't force everyone to do is to say his last name the right way.

    • @kingofthemultiverseforever893
      @kingofthemultiverseforever893 4 роки тому +15

      I still say it the wrong way even though I know how to pronounce it correctly. It just feels strange to change when you hear it being pronounced wrong almost everywhere and I like the wrong version better.

    • @BanditLeader
      @BanditLeader 4 роки тому +7

      There is no wrong way. Constantine and constanteen are both correct because of the comics, cartoons, and liveaction tv series using both

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 4 роки тому

      Tomatoe tomatoe

  • @HovektheArtist
    @HovektheArtist 5 років тому +23

    Constantine is the batman of magic, he has some trick and plan to get out of any and every situation. From making a deal with the devil to calling in a favor from god

  • @lowercase21
    @lowercase21 5 років тому +346

    i like constantine he's a really cool character but his stories get so absurd that I roll my eyes. I mean i know DC likes to overpower they're characters but damn.. lol

    • @russell2890
      @russell2890 5 років тому +51

      Read the vertigo version not the DC version

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 5 років тому +72

      @@russell2890 it's the best version. That "fate synchronicity wave riding" bullshit just ruins the character. In the Vertigo stories John was just a regular guy expert in occultism, the kind of fraudulent magic used by conmen in real life, not the D&D fireball kind of magic. And it was entertaining because you saw this almost regular guy getting himself into absurd and dangerous situations and get out of them thanks to a stroke of genius, or sometimes by sacrificing his friends. One thing that bothers me though is his wardrobe choice, he wears a full suit with tie and trench coat, but he doesn't hang around bankers and lawyers, just working class people, punk rock bands and drug dealers, is it a matter of personal style? Being recognizable and fully exploit his own reputation?

    • @BGrimoire
      @BGrimoire 5 років тому +16

      @@arx3516 well, as he says (somewhat) in Books of Magic, being known is better than any magic

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 5 років тому +7

      @@BGrimoire it wouldn't surprise if clothing is a considerable part of his expenses, i don't think his suits are of the cheap low rank salaryman kind.

    • @greenskull3393
      @greenskull3393 5 років тому +4

      @@arx3516 He doesn't wear the suit much in the series. It's just the white dress shirt, tie, suit pants, shoes, and a ten trench coat.

  • @jb03hf
    @jb03hf 5 років тому +9

    I really liked the sympathetic magic in his coat. He loses it at one point and the coat keeps on trying to find its way back to him - all the while anyone who wears it basically gets some of his powers - but mostly gets screwed.

  • @ParkerM
    @ParkerM 5 років тому +136

    Constantine is such an underrated character

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 роки тому +2

      Agreed.

    • @rodrigofilho1996
      @rodrigofilho1996 4 роки тому +3

      hes a good character but hes too much overpowered, there is no way a mortal can stand that much power... makes 0 sense a creature challenging the creator.

    • @tevitateulilo7573
      @tevitateulilo7573 4 роки тому +1

      RODRIGO FILHO Was thinking that maybe he’s a hidden archangel or something of that magnitude that no one knows of, and he isn’t self aware about

    • @metatron2640
      @metatron2640 4 роки тому

      @@tevitateulilo7573
      You got it to some extent, it was recently revealed that Constantine is "the fool":
      es.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Loco_(Tarot)

    • @uberlephrad8218
      @uberlephrad8218 4 роки тому

      @@rodrigofilho1996 Constantine is basically a shin megami tensei mc

  • @_tenshixx
    @_tenshixx 5 років тому +32

    In other words, he's breathtaking

  • @anasb.8647
    @anasb.8647 4 роки тому +16

    Constantine, Lucifer, and Dream are my fav charachters from dc, but by far my boy John gets the lest rep, even though he can tussle with them any fucking day, I mean the guy's main ability is luck, which is beyond the gods, he is op as fuck and he does not get enough love..

  • @nosferatu-369
    @nosferatu-369 5 років тому +73

    DC's version of Frankenstein is my all time favorite. They need to put him back in the Dark Justice League.

  • @neuro_nessie5868
    @neuro_nessie5868 5 років тому +9

    DC tends to overpower their characters, and I think that actually takes away from Constantine’s charm a bit. I fell in love with the character because he relied mainly on his wits, intelligence, and charms throughout the Vertigo runs, and his magic was quite subtle in nature. Either way, thanks for the video! It’s really well put together and a great reminder I definitely need to start reading Justice League Dark.

  • @henryvargas653
    @henryvargas653 4 роки тому +10

    Everyone up in arms about "Constantyne" or "Constanteen" while I'm over here yelling "HECK-A-TAY" when he says "Huh-kate"

  • @philosophyfulmination8031
    @philosophyfulmination8031 5 років тому +150

    Basically Constantine got clout on an Universal Scale

  • @gadbenezer9329
    @gadbenezer9329 5 років тому +223

    John is so deadly that even the devil calls him his devil.
    i.imgur.com/om2byHW.png

  • @drakethesnake4592
    @drakethesnake4592 4 роки тому +7

    Liked, subbed, still picking my jaw off the floor. Think I cracked the concrete. Constinene is now and forever more my favorite DC Character. Great video, your voice is awesome. Nothing further. 💜

  • @OneJamalWonder
    @OneJamalWonder 5 років тому +31

    Ever since this came on my recommendations, I can't stop thinking about how John Constantine is so damn powerful, it's ridiculous. Why have I never got into the Hellblazer series?!?!

  • @SladePate
    @SladePate 3 роки тому +2

    It’s once again 2 am in the morning and this video is in my recommended I’ve watched this video 5 times now and always in the middle of the night.

  • @bsmi1361
    @bsmi1361 5 років тому +18

    He's my 2nd favorite DC character After batman.

  • @josexavier5518
    @josexavier5518 5 років тому +159

    I think you should do How powerful is Zatana next I've seen many people say she's nothing

    • @danielniemeyer1987
      @danielniemeyer1987 5 років тому +29

      she is as powerful as she believes she is.

    • @gustavocabraldesacadura4121
      @gustavocabraldesacadura4121 5 років тому +4

      @@danielniemeyer1987 literally

    • @robensmonteau161
      @robensmonteau161 5 років тому +2

      @@danielniemeyer1987 so her self confidence.

    • @okeneli7416
      @okeneli7416 5 років тому +3

      Conrad Kujur Exactly, she’s one of my favorite dc females

    • @BanditLeader
      @BanditLeader 4 роки тому +3

      Supposedly she is the most powerful magic user in the universe

  • @CK-ei5bm
    @CK-ei5bm 5 років тому +84

    John Constantine is the only character Batman cannot defeat and will always call on when things are far beyond his detective mind and way of thinking!!

    • @christhopervargas2275
      @christhopervargas2275 4 роки тому +4

      it always deppend on the writter and time they have to prepare, in some cases like the old constantine he would need a lot of time to do deals to take care of batman, but now as powerfull he is in a quick fight he could win, but if they both have time to prepare that could be something really interesting

    • @thephoenix4093
      @thephoenix4093 Рік тому

      batman defeated constantine by punching him though...

  • @JRM92B
    @JRM92B 3 роки тому +8

    Imagine if all that time Constantine was DC Lucifer just bored af so he nerfed himself to "play" with inferior beings as a way to entertain himself.

  • @wadegreenjr.2014
    @wadegreenjr.2014 5 років тому +54

    This is a great video and Constantine is a great character. His knowledge and lack of morals/ethics make him dangerous. Manipulation, deceit, and trickery are how he wins most of his battles, not through sheer power, because in most cases he's the least powerful person in the room.
    However, my most favorite moment was when he encountered Circe in The Trinity. Constantine knew she was losing her immortality. He told her in an attempt to manipulate her, he knew how she could get it back. Circe, the powerful goddess she is, did not care about his information and had him stabbed. Constantine lying on the ground dying from a stab wound was saved by a mystically restrained Zatanna who cast a spell which had absolutely no words to it at all. While I love the character, sometimes he is too over the top and shouldn't be in the same league as the big boys. Constantine has become the Batman of magic and needs to be dropped down a few pegs.

    • @omnientertainment5852
      @omnientertainment5852 5 років тому +7

      Perfect explanation. The character should be that of a man who uses trickery to win instead of "Haux GOd killing" magic. So his blood is that of a demon but he can be The Spectre and bind God?

    • @johnwinchesterp2963
      @johnwinchesterp2963 4 роки тому +7

      Exactly he is smart and dangerous but come on he is not that tough to survive against the big boys without some trick.

    • @villekuronen6242
      @villekuronen6242 4 роки тому +1

      also he wins alot because beating him isnt worth the cost

  • @coolbeans3752
    @coolbeans3752 4 роки тому +38

    And he's a novice Magician?
    Imagine if he'd used half of his potential. Hed be God.

    • @WeirdTale
      @WeirdTale 4 роки тому +20

      Actually the opposite in Hellblazer. He is an expertly skilled, and incredibly well researched Magician. But he wasn't born with the sort of raw power that Zatana or Dr.Fate have. He instead is basically the bastard that learned the frigging Cheat Codes to reality and can cut-off even gods off their power. He forces gods down to the level of mere men through their arrogance, but he never becomes a god himself.

    • @Libertyprime2
      @Libertyprime2 3 роки тому +13

      @@WeirdTale so basically Constantine is that kid who learned "up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A" and used it everywhere

  • @zentoaster
    @zentoaster 5 років тому +12

    More DC characters please, these are more detailed than any other character analyses I’ve been able to find!

  • @lin_thesilly_films
    @lin_thesilly_films 4 роки тому +46

    My Constantine knowledge: *boosted by 100*

  • @brainfreeeeeze
    @brainfreeeeeze 3 роки тому +11

    Vertigo's Constantine was never over powered. His trick was making everyone believe he was. He only ripped Nergals spine out cause he knew his name (that has something to do with the demon lore in the book, which goes all the way back to the first time he summoned nergal and couldnt control him for that exact reason). He could always use magic but it was never opening pocket universes to dodge attacks. That was the problem a lot of the Hellblazer fans had with the new 52 version. They knew as soon as he went to DCs main imprint, he'd just become an asshole version of Doctor Strange.

  • @aboxofphotons
    @aboxofphotons 5 років тому +49

    So, Constantine is borderline unstoppable...

    • @0ceanicify
      @0ceanicify 3 роки тому

      Apart from lung cancer

  • @That80sGuy1972
    @That80sGuy1972 5 років тому +191

    "Go to Hell, John!"
    "Sorry. I can't go back there because of my trickery."
    "Wait. Whuuu.....?"
    "Besides, I don't really want to go back. Not my cup of tea."
    "But... wait... what?"
    "Bartender, cut this one off. To lit to even speak right."

  • @godzilladude1231
    @godzilladude1231 4 роки тому +2

    Love this mate
    Although just a thing about the Golden Boy. Constantine never took away his powers, he simply cut his connection with him so Golden Boy couldnt affect Constantine’s life anymore

  • @skinnysanta8558
    @skinnysanta8558 5 років тому +4

    I was always a fan of the hellblazer run, bought all of the issues and everything so I’m glad to see someone giving Constantine some street credit

  • @Qlekani
    @Qlekani 5 років тому +9

    Such an overlooked DC character. John and Batman are my favorite, thanks for the awesome video bro

  • @koastyyyyyy
    @koastyyyyyy 3 роки тому +1

    I like rewatching this video it’s like a comfort thing

  • @younghammer2
    @younghammer2 4 роки тому +3

    Vertigo John is my favorite. A video going over all the times John Constantine screwed up, gave up, did something selfish or straight up got someone killed, would probably be just as long. Or maybe longer.

  • @pharaohbubbles1547
    @pharaohbubbles1547 5 років тому +137

    I love a good OP character as much as the next guy, but I honestly hate hearing some feats that literally should be impossible. Like trapping nigh omnipotent beings in traps/seals that The Presence cant break?!?! I mean cmon, comics. Youre better than this

    • @dramaexterminatus
      @dramaexterminatus 5 років тому +34

      "It should be impossible, but he did it anyways"
      Well alrighty then

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 5 років тому +12

      No they're not. This is comic books. What are you whining about? Anything, and I do mean ANYTHING, can and has happenned. That's what makes them awesome.

    • @velocity9_flash723
      @velocity9_flash723 5 років тому +3

      I think he means another god because the presence is #1, he’s the equivalent of “the one above all” for marvel and they are supposed to be like the top characters.

    • @BygoneT
      @BygoneT 5 років тому +24

      Are they? With people saying "Nonsense is perfect writing" I have no clue where you got the courage to write that comics are better than this. I like the wackiness, but cringe at the attempts to make things so powerful they're dumb. And then the same people who like this, turn around and criticise anime characters for the same thing, the irony.

    • @alltheworldsastage4785
      @alltheworldsastage4785 5 років тому +3

      Agreed.

  • @DaRkSeiD4EvEr
    @DaRkSeiD4EvEr 5 років тому +1

    For the love of God, please do not stop posting your videos....I love the research, the passion and the storytelling. I am binge watching you!!!

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 5 років тому +95

    He's the fusion between Dante and Doctor who.

    • @windghost2
      @windghost2 5 років тому +1

      That's pretty dope

    • @returnedtomonkey8886
      @returnedtomonkey8886 5 років тому

      Which dante are you talking about here?
      Danta from Inferno or Devil may cry.

    • @windghost2
      @windghost2 5 років тому

      @@returnedtomonkey8886 probably inferno

    • @constantinedaurum9943
      @constantinedaurum9943 5 років тому +8

      He's magical batman with some part 2 Joseph joestar thrown in

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 5 років тому +4

      @@windghost2 devil may cry actually

  • @KingMundane
    @KingMundane 4 роки тому +13

    So his ability is basically D4C: Love Train

  • @ph4nt0m707
    @ph4nt0m707 3 місяці тому +2

    Constantine is the 1 person who reads all the fine print and "terms & conditions" when it comes to contracts and rules.

  • @jaredflores5592
    @jaredflores5592 4 роки тому +10

    Batman, has plot armor. Constantine, plot armor himself
    The more you know

  • @TheSsjJoker
    @TheSsjJoker Рік тому +4

    I think my favorite Constantine interactions is with Batman and Lucifer honestly

  • @Treanorium
    @Treanorium 4 роки тому +8

    Constantine is like Goku from DBZ with magical twist
    Base powers are decent
    All the Powerups are temporary
    Burn his soul or granted through artifacts and he needs to use them in order to take on more powerful foes.
    Has a time limit on them

  • @hasmas5951
    @hasmas5951 4 роки тому +5

    I always find it funny how a guy who battles with the gods is unable to cure mere cancer from himself while able to continue on living as a soul outside his body

  • @rosmundsen
    @rosmundsen 4 роки тому +8

    Just hit me: Constantine is like Odysseus, a master planner and deceiver, with martial skill

  • @WaltzActual
    @WaltzActual 4 роки тому +2

    Nice to meet you Parrot! This is my sub video, and it’s the first of yours I have seen, well done!

  • @ahmedelambri207
    @ahmedelambri207 5 років тому +105

    Why wouldn't they keep the tv show while adapting the comics , there's loads of content to film .

    • @TheLyingFigure
      @TheLyingFigure 5 років тому +3

      TheUndyingOne84 my theory is that the show didnt get enough views and to the general audience it was too similar to shows supernatural which had a similar concept and trench coat wearing protagonist so the execs figured it wouldnt be worth continueing.

    • @ahmedelambri207
      @ahmedelambri207 5 років тому +6

      @@TheLyingFigure I have been watching supernatural since it came out and I am a lore fan but Constantine has way more possibilities than supernatural could ever dream of . I mean just in the vid he mentions the rich lore and John is a amoral character which I like and also the supernatural fandom can be hooked with Constantine once the show is over . But you are right that why they pulled it because it couldn't rack up the views because of supernatural . It should be aired after alongside Lucifer or on it's own they should also promote it to the supernatural fandom.

    • @WadaWander
      @WadaWander 5 років тому

      Wait, there was a tv series? :o

    • @fusiontoa18
      @fusiontoa18 5 років тому

      @@WadaWander yeh, I didn't watch it since I'm.used to the Keanu Reeves version

    • @luvhandles44
      @luvhandles44 5 років тому

      I loved that show...

  • @MrChupacabra555
    @MrChupacabra555 5 років тому +35

    I'm only six minutes in, and I didn't know Ol' John was capable of pulling off this many 'power stunts'; this is approaching the point of "Mary Sue-ness" (the same as I feel about Marvel's 'Blue Marvel', who they have shown beating TWO Hyperions [read Marvel's Superman.... well, one of them], AND a Hulk [Alternate Earth, but still]).
    All that being said, I love how he is depicted on Legends of Tomorrow. While he deserves a show as dark as Preacher or Walking Dead, 'Dark and Gritty' has been run into the ground lately (primarily due to TWD, in my opinion), so its nice to see this lighthearted version of him, that is still true to the core of his character, even if a bit underpowered compared to his comic version ^_^.

    • @st4ne4rmthevill63
      @st4ne4rmthevill63 5 років тому +3

      Blue Marvel is the shit

    • @omnientertainment5852
      @omnientertainment5852 5 років тому +1

      Blue Marvel rocks, that's why they had him off comics for a while.
      Also, I agree with your assessment of how overpowerful Constantine is.

    • @MrChupacabra555
      @MrChupacabra555 5 років тому

      @@omnientertainment5852 Truth to tell, I haven't read comics in a long while,but I've seen others on UA-cam talk about how overpowerful Blue Marvel is (as I said, it seems like every other sentence he speaks is how he's beat down people tougher than his current opponent). Until this thing, though, I never knew how stupidly powerful Constantine was (even though he was one of my favorite characters during my 'goth' phase in the early 90s ^_^)

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah I don't mind an Overpowered character but they actually have to kinda make sense
      " This Character can punch reality after absorbing the power of God's "
      That's fine
      " A Average Joe in magic blackmailed God who created exestince "
      That's not

    • @sangun123
      @sangun123 3 роки тому

      @@l0sts0ul89 not remotely an arverage Joe, he comes from a bloodline of magicians who are practically sorceror supremes

  • @k-hardy4119
    @k-hardy4119 2 місяці тому +1

    " U can't soil a pot , that's already filthy love " 😂😂😂😂 damn !! Man .

  • @ruthlessdraculigula1051
    @ruthlessdraculigula1051 5 років тому +3

    I know movies leave out a lot of information for the sake of brevity, but your summation of the Hellblazer makes Keanu Reeves' character look sadly underpowered.
    Wow. Great upload. Subscribed.

  • @bolivarcruz1
    @bolivarcruz1 4 роки тому +7

    Like the personification of Murphy's law against anyone who is against him

  • @sa-x19
    @sa-x19 4 роки тому +1

    Damn, this video really blew up. Nice to see this channel get exposure.

  • @Cakelover420
    @Cakelover420 5 років тому +24

    A video on Hal jorden would be interesting,the classic version

    • @WebCamParrot
      @WebCamParrot  5 років тому +6

      I was thinking of doing a Hal Jordan video. His post-crisis run was fantastic and has some really interesting scaling.

    • @MiguelGonzalez-qn3kx
      @MiguelGonzalez-qn3kx 5 років тому +1

      @@WebCamParrot can u do rebirth Superman scale

    • @MiguelGonzalez-qn3kx
      @MiguelGonzalez-qn3kx 5 років тому

      Or Superboy prime but I believe Superboy is high muliverse

    • @eternallylearning2811
      @eternallylearning2811 5 років тому

      The classic version was boring to me I remember actually binge reading the annals I got sick of how he kept on winning

  • @razieldumas
    @razieldumas 5 років тому +39

    What about the time that he hid Earth from Darkseid?

    • @tyking33
      @tyking33 5 років тому +2

      @Conrad Kujur it was in eàrth 2

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 роки тому +1

      @Conrad Kujur
      That's why I love him.

  • @gunargundarson1626
    @gunargundarson1626 3 роки тому +4

    For a man who went toe-to-toe with multiple interpretations of Death, he was powerless against the ultimate evil in JL: Apoklips.

  • @KarjenEX
    @KarjenEX 5 років тому +40

    So John has druid blood, had demon blood, and is this generation's Laughing Magician.

    • @KarjenEX
      @KarjenEX 5 років тому +9

      Imagine if John casted a spell on his trenchcoat that allowed him to reach into it and retrieve any of his artifacts. RIP Batman's utility belt. LOL!

  • @yungace1820
    @yungace1820 5 років тому +72

    Why are people disliking? Also, congrats on 1k subs

    • @punkrider8758
      @punkrider8758 5 років тому

      Idk

    • @gqqq5042
      @gqqq5042 5 років тому

      there are 0 dislikes

    • @punkrider8758
      @punkrider8758 5 років тому

      @@gqqq5042
      There were 15 dislikes and 60 likes yesterday

    • @WebCamParrot
      @WebCamParrot  5 років тому +5

      I think it was a dislike bot but it looks like UA-cam has removed them now since they have pretty good filtration for that kind of stuff.

    • @punkrider8758
      @punkrider8758 5 років тому

      @@WebCamParrot
      Yeah good thing they're removed

  • @hibutado1234
    @hibutado1234 3 роки тому +3

    Who the hell do you think I am Benedict bloody Cumberbatch?!!
    Damn I love this this dude.

  • @komlat253
    @komlat253 5 років тому +18

    His magic sounds stronger then the modern doctor strange. Daaang .