Best "shit" line ever came from The Monarch in The Venture Bros. "You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup!"
9:30 this reminds me of the Justice League movie where an alternate universe Lex Luthor dimension hopped, got arrested, then got butt naked in the interrogation room and casually sat down waiting for Superman to arrive, 'as a sow of trust' that he wasn't hiding anything. No-one needs to be thinking about Luthors being cheeked up or swinging the wind at 2:30 AM on a tuesday morning.
the line about the cops looking at his balls is bad, but the few lines afterwards calling the cop guy for looking at his balls then doubling down with how often he gets his balls looked at is comedy gold
I think the best bar I have ever heard was from a CD I got during SXSW, "Blam, Chef Boyar-gee, spaghetti out ya head, ragu on your shirt, Ragu on your pants, blood on the dance floor, save the last dance."
Bro, I'm being deathly serious right now. No cap, on god, I am experiencing a temporal rift. I deadass remember this video from 6 months ago. I clicked on it because I remember it being funny. Why does the upload date say 17 minutes ago. Please tell me this is a reupload. I a
What bothers me is when songwriters have obvious rhymes they could use but then just choose not to. Like in the starboy/daft punk song “I feel it coming.” If you know the line, you know what I mean.
The worst bar of all time is by Cannibus, in his LL Cool J diss track: "Yeah, you might have more cash than me... but you ain't got the skills to eat a ni-njas ass like me" I kept expecting it with that sign on the wall behind our boi. Also, we probably SHOULD take the time to recognize all of the times Biggie (a perennial "Top 5" rapper, simply because he unalived young) talks about struggle snuggles, snuff and targeting youths.
Honestly as a metalhead, I love it as a musician for the insane difficulty and still, but just like people don't understand black and death metal, I honestly can't tell why these songs are bad but the good stuff is good haha, vanilla ice, Kanye, all sounds identical to me musically. I can respect the skill of rappers for sure, but as a musician theres just nothing there for me in the beats you can make in protools in 5 minutes. Sure guys like immortal technique have intense lyrics but eh. I'll take Amon amarth, Watain and dissection anyday
Bill is the SHORT FORM of William. He saying either that his money is like the longer form william or that that the money is too old and mature to go by bill.
"Pistons pumping/gears grinding/ speeding by me as their driving/ they do not wave as they pass/ these human shapes behind the glass/ these passengers of flame and fule/ Oh! They should not take me for a fool..." @MacKenzie_Bo_Benzie Excerpt from the poem "Getting where I'm going aka My Favorite Game
I got bars, fast cars, I'm gay, just a bar Rap about the hood with a broken guitar, say bad words to sound hood (but don't take it too far!) Do drugs in the lit bars, Orphan tears or black tar They don't know I rent cars, on loan from my loan shark Annoy Sumito for the laughs, he one of my favorite stars This is certified trash, I'm flying back to Mars Shit shit shit shit so hard Blew the toilet bowl up, left a shit scar
When you go into jail, they look at your areas to make sure there's no contraband in there. I can't believe you just asked the question because I just heard you say before that you understood the sentiment but you do not.
I feel like if I sent sumito a video of deers having sex to rave music he would probably not call the police and just be mildly amused or mildly annoyed
"But these were just the opening party favors/ had a big show in mind/ with pyrotechincs from inside/ from it these Wasps couldn't hide/ I would win the war with one song and dance/ For real, these bees would not like my kinda jazz!!"--- @MacKenzie_Bo_Benzie Excerpt from "Not the Bees" Act II
Thanks to El Horso, I can't hear the word "cello" without thinking of the worst Weezer mashups in existence. "GODDAMN YOU HALF JAPANEEEESE GURLS" is now forever ingrained in my head. I am a flesh automaton powered by neurotransmitters.
do you have any idea how hard it is to do the fantano costume AND wear the sponsored shirt? buy something ffs #intotheam - intotheam.com/sumito
sumito is broke rip
eyo Sumit. I need more of these videos fam
Sumito your shit's so hard you are constipated
Our boy is an expert cello recognizer
Damn this reminds me, gotta get the keys on my cello cleaned
"A CELLO LOOKS LIKE THIS"
heY... wAIt a MInUTe.
They both wrong
I was about to correct him but then I realized 'You idiot, that is the fucking joke'
I was confused af
I think it’s meant to be a joke but he said it so confidently lol
To me it's way better to think that Lil Yachty's woman is horrible at blowing. As if you think you blow into a cello.
Well, Jimi Hendrix played the guitar with his teeth, I've never seen anyone do that with a Cello, but I don't get out much...
Can you blow into the cello's...holes?
Wait, would that mean his girl was blowing into his peehole? Is that a skill or a method of torture?
“I’m the shit like a turd”
- Ken carson
Best "shit" line ever came from The Monarch in The Venture Bros. "You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup!"
Sumit is behind bars like a guy doing life
Genuinely one of your best and most interesting videos in a while.
I really dig this. It feels very Sumito.
The flex is that they can self report and still get away with it
9:30 this reminds me of the Justice League movie where an alternate universe Lex Luthor dimension hopped, got arrested, then got butt naked in the interrogation room and casually sat down waiting for Superman to arrive, 'as a sow of trust' that he wasn't hiding anything.
No-one needs to be thinking about Luthors being cheeked up or swinging the wind at 2:30 AM on a tuesday morning.
MF DOOM is hands down the best lyricist ever and Big L got the best punchlines ever.
the line about the cops looking at his balls is bad, but the few lines afterwards calling the cop guy for looking at his balls then doubling down with how often he gets his balls looked at is comedy gold
I have not even got to that part of the video yet but I am ABSOLUTELY certain which line you're talking about and yeah
I always liked when 2 Chainz would say "2 Chainz but I got a few on" lol
Still quote to this day
The Atmosphere bar "...been the shit since an infant in diapers" is a banger, and you can't tell me otherwise.
Sumito has a silly face I giggles when he showed up
I think the best bar I have ever heard was from a CD I got during SXSW, "Blam, Chef Boyar-gee, spaghetti out ya head, ragu on your shirt, Ragu on your pants, blood on the dance floor, save the last dance."
My boy absolutely required glasses to explain this shit.
When the glasses come out you know the class is in trouble
Bro, I'm being deathly serious right now. No cap, on god, I am experiencing a temporal rift. I deadass remember this video from 6 months ago. I clicked on it because I remember it being funny. Why does the upload date say 17 minutes ago. Please tell me this is a reupload. I a
different video, similar topic, same glasses
@@SumitoMediaHey Sumito. Sorry, I was high as balls last night and tripping. I should not have been on the interent. Thanks for clearing it up.
@@dreamcatcherponemust've been some good shit 😂
Sumitano here
Here some bars... "If prisoners can't smoke to vent their rage/does that make prison a nic-less-cage"-- Mackenzie_Bo_Benzie
🔥
Nice Gangar bling
Sumitophiles rise up
Convinced sumito offender
@@Electric0eye registered sumito offender 😎
That gengar bling is all that matters tbh
Yeah that's some nice sht. 10/10 would rock.
What bothers me is when songwriters have obvious rhymes they could use but then just choose not to. Like in the starboy/daft punk song “I feel it coming.” If you know the line, you know what I mean.
The worst bar of all time is by Cannibus, in his LL Cool J diss track: "Yeah, you might have more cash than me... but you ain't got the skills to eat a ni-njas ass like me"
I kept expecting it with that sign on the wall behind our boi.
Also, we probably SHOULD take the time to recognize all of the times Biggie (a perennial "Top 5" rapper, simply because he unalived young) talks about struggle snuggles, snuff and targeting youths.
That's not the only reason Biggies GOATed....
Trash bars and sumito is the collab that I didn’t expect, but absolutely love that it exists
My brother and my sister dont speak to me and I dont blame them.
Sumit releasing rap video collab with belle delphine when
Spinning a meme into a real topical conversation is great man
I've been looking everywhere for more content like this.
the fall-off of sumitomedia needs to be studied in a lab fr
Study deez in a lab
@@Voltaire8559 wtf is 'deez'?
No views sumito fell off
1 min and no views lookin catastrophic
Your jaws falling off from radium fr
Jaws falling off from hatium
Honestly as a metalhead, I love it as a musician for the insane difficulty and still, but just like people don't understand black and death metal, I honestly can't tell why these songs are bad but the good stuff is good haha, vanilla ice, Kanye, all sounds identical to me musically. I can respect the skill of rappers for sure, but as a musician theres just nothing there for me in the beats you can make in protools in 5 minutes. Sure guys like immortal technique have intense lyrics but eh. I'll take Amon amarth, Watain and dissection anyday
@@KaladinVegapunk sir/bot, this is a Wendy's
WHEN DEEZ NUTS HAHAHA
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1:59 .. Bruhhh that's so gen z.. Lol
Worst bar in rap:
"I take sacks to the face"
- I Got 5 On It
Bill is the SHORT FORM of William. He saying either that his money is like the longer form william or that that the money is too old and mature to go by bill.
I love the Fantano framing
Naw somebody gotta check Mack Maine’s hard drive because that man needs to be locked up 😭
"Runnin shit like diarrhea" gotta be one of the grossest bars i have ever heard.
NGL that Cock-eyed line had me cry laughing. Amazing.
Sumito never fails to fill me up with his juicy content 😋
I love that your intro is from persona 4 dancing all night
"I think my chopper gay, i pulled him out the closet"
Loved it. Funny, entertaining and i learned some stuff. Nice
"Pistons pumping/gears grinding/ speeding by me as their driving/ they do not wave as they pass/ these human shapes behind the glass/ these passengers of flame and fule/ Oh! They should not take me for a fool..."
@MacKenzie_Bo_Benzie
Excerpt from the poem "Getting where I'm going aka My Favorite Game
I can't believe he just went and quoted Joe Lajoie 3 minutes in and said "it doesn't sound good" for shame internet personality person, for shame
But the doctor said I only got 3 days to live
really enjoying these episodes of TheVendingMachineDrop
be careful there Sumito, melonboy might sue for infringement.
When it comes to bathroom humour in rap, Nate Dogg’s “I get more ass than a toilet seat” is an unbeatable classic.
Orville Redenbacher couldn't be more buttered
- Mac Dre
Sumito x HiveMind collab when??
Bruh that sign in the back is a wild intro to your channel.
+1sub
Damn, he went full nerd. You never go full nerd
scranton what? the electric city
they call it so cuz of electricity
Sumito always fills us up with his hot bars
5:58 the famously rich hood
I got bars, fast cars, I'm gay, just a bar
Rap about the hood with a broken guitar, say bad words to sound hood (but don't take it too far!)
Do drugs in the lit bars, Orphan tears or black tar
They don't know I rent cars, on loan from my loan shark
Annoy Sumito for the laughs, he one of my favorite stars
This is certified trash, I'm flying back to Mars
Shit shit shit shit so hard
Blew the toilet bowl up, left a shit scar
No bars featured from Eminem. Everyone knows the man who can rhyme Orange with Banana never had a bad bar in his life.
I see youv'e been huffing the hair-spay again...
Everybody knows the best rap artist is Thuggnifficent for his famous hot song "Eff Grandad"
I watch so much Sumito, I call him Sumitoes, Watch him then I go meet Bros... woah...
Bro that “wrap around rap” verse is 🔥.
When you go into jail, they look at your areas to make sure there's no contraband in there. I can't believe you just asked the question because I just heard you say before that you understood the sentiment but you do not.
on the topic of songs about about date rape, same people running american jails run the rap game. Makes alot more sence when you know that.
12:30 Last time I heard someone was the shit that he lived on a toilet, he died on that toilet.
(Elvis)
Awe man, you forgot about T-Pain rhyming mansion with Wisconsin 😂
The Reviewbrah energy is off the charts on this one.
thought the necklace was a chris chan emblem at first glance
I will forever remember that you made an on the-spot versaci rap with IH, and it fucking slapped
Where's Thugnificent and Gangstalicious when you need them...
11:01 the line before this part is even worse
the robin hood bar goes so fucking crazy
A bar and measure in music theory are interchangeable
New sumito video, I'm here.
Ah, yes, cello. Thanks for that image
Heavy respect for sumito using the Tanaka theme during the merch plug
To think that the cello line could have even worked if he had used oboe instead.
Did bro make the "THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS" Meme?
That background is wild. You earned a a subscriber my guy 😂
Sir, that is a piano.
Sumito Sunday!!
Dude that chain is awesome.
Looking dapper af!
Wow, ray william johnson really let himself go
uhm ackshully a brass instrument popularized by bird parker in 1944
A bar is 4 beats and most hip hop artists use the bars to keep their rhymes in time with the next verse..
A cello is a string instrument.
bro broke into fantanos house
I feel like if I sent sumito a video of deers having sex to rave music he would probably not call the police and just be mildly amused or mildly annoyed
"But these were just the opening party favors/ had a big show in mind/ with pyrotechincs from inside/ from it these Wasps couldn't hide/ I would win the war with one song and dance/ For real, these bees would not like my kinda jazz!!"--- @MacKenzie_Bo_Benzie
Excerpt from "Not the Bees" Act II
I love to express myself with clothes! Yeah just plain black shirt and pants will do just fine, thanks
shoutout to that kung pow intro lol
Dude actually made me google cello...
What a documentary!
the drake bills bar is a reference to will Smith's big willy style
jus watched a penguinz0 video n he got the same gangar chain off wish🔥🔥
0:47 internet history mentioned homie when's the new vid
2:47 oh okay you're teasing us, got it
Thanks to El Horso, I can't hear the word "cello" without thinking of the worst Weezer mashups in existence. "GODDAMN YOU HALF JAPANEEEESE GURLS" is now forever ingrained in my head. I am a flesh automaton powered by neurotransmitters.
When you're in trouble, you can call dee double yoo. - Best bar. I wasn't even a huge fan of the show.