My favorite was the mysterious switch in his house that didn't seem to go to anything, and he would go flick it up and down a few times every day. Then, a few months later, he got a letter from a woman in Germany saying "Cut it out.".
I wish I could find / remember the wording, but the one he says he has been collecting the red string from band aid packets to make clothes for needy kids in war zones. But then he realises it's probably not the best colour to be wearing with snipers about.
"My friend George walked his dog all at once. He walked him from Boston to Ft. Lauderdale and back. He said 'No, you're done.'" That's so insane it's probably true.
There's this wall switch in my kitchen. It doesn't do anything. Once in a while I walk over to it and flip it up and down. I got this letter from a lady in Germany. She told me to cut it out.
This is a BRILLIANT comedian. 90 percent of today's "comedians" who have nothing more to offer than gratuitous filth and the balls to get on stage, could learn from this dude what is actually funny. Kudos Wightman! Love your cool mind.
I have been compared to this dude by some of my fans before I became familiar with him. I only wish I really could in any way equal him....but you might want to check out Mel Novit comedian
The complaint was all the videos were the same. Are you implying every single one of his jokes are available on youtube, and that Lordithefreak has watched all of these?
I watched one of his specials from 2015 the other day he had a lot of newer jokes along with his old stuff, and revamped versions of his old jokes it was hilarious.
Two complete strangers meet as new born babies and by "coincidence" they meet again on their death beds after living their long, separate lives. "So, what did you think?" (About life?) One stranger on his death bed is asking the other, coincidentally next to him also on his death bed, whom he met only once before when they were both first born, what he thought about the whole "life thing". Its absurd and funny the way Steven tells it. "About life?" is implied and its absence adds to humor.
2 babies born at the same time. Ready to start their lives. It's like they're on the starting line of life........GO!!!.......... And in the end they say so what did you think? They start and end up in the same place. You can't over think it...
Mon. May 4, 2020 Yesterday I was in the east end, got cigarettes and beers and went to the garbage dump/park at Gerrard and V.P. I got drunk, listened to music, thought because that's all they allow me to do. It's not like I have real friends or anyone to talk to. I was thinking about Ken and Janet this morning. How I met Ken, how he introduced me to Janet, what they did to me, how no-one even confronts me. I keep thinking about all the artwork they've stolen from me and all my belongings and how no-one will tell me the truth about who did that and why. Every time I think about who I knew, who I trusted, I feel like an idiot, and this government doesn't care about anything except lies and to continue all this corruption without honesty and real justice. Every day I wish I had left this country and looked for kind people, but I didn't know what things were, how their nasty minds work. When my life fell apart and Janet offered me that painting job, all they did was ruin my work then. When I left a room I painted and came back and saw someone had walked through paint and pit footprints all over the floor, I'm not sure if that was to humiliate me and put down my work ethic as usual, or if they were insinuating something about my art. I'm so tired of things having no respect for me and being so selfish. She had the nerve to show me a picture she said was dear to her, and someone ruined all my photos, and I think it's weird that I started meeting others with names that all shared names with people or beings of my past. That's how selfish they are. Collect and treasure what they own, and shit on the feelings and nostalgia and efforts of others. She never told me the truth either. No-one has, no-one does. 2. They're being idiots on my Facebook again. They show on my phone three repeats of Saturday's posts but Sunday's doesn't appear, and those posts weren't showing on my phone yesterday. 3. I've been thinking all morning what this government won't say. They won't say people carry worms which is only harmful if eaten rare or raw. Anyone with half a mind knows that no-one should eat raw fish, so if they're trying to claim me swimming harms their fishing they're shameful liars. This government won't say that those things are spreading lies because they are rare meat eaters and have harboured hatreds against people like me without saying to my face ever. The government won't say those things purposely wormed peoples minds which was a vengeful and resentful action and the government won't say its not a virus but a bacteria they are using to kill worms. The government won't talk about the worms which people naturally carry and the engineered worms they put in people's minds which damage and even atrophy people. The government has not said that I've ever heard, that those same things damaged the waters and are blaming innocent people as a blame reversal to have an excuse to eradicate people. This government is not telling the truth.
My favorite was the mysterious switch in his house that didn't seem to go to anything, and he would go flick it up and down a few times every day. Then, a few months later, he got a letter from a woman in Germany saying "Cut it out.".
I wish I could find / remember the wording, but the one he says he has been collecting the red string from band aid packets to make clothes for needy kids in war zones. But then he realises it's probably not the best colour to be wearing with snipers about.
I don't think anyone would dispute that he is the master of deadpan one-liners.
If there were more comedians like this the world would be a better place
Most so called comics suck.
Incredible comedian. So original.
The one with the babies/old ppl in hospital is soooooo good!
Yep , I tell that joke often to others , my favorite
I learn from Steven that everything got some humor.
Comedic timing and creativity and the right monotone voice
I have never been able to get enough of Steve Miller. He is a consummate master of the English language. He proves that "working blue" isn't humor.
Omg never seen this clip. The forest fires line had me CRYING 😭
"My friend George walked his dog all at once. He walked him from Boston to Ft. Lauderdale and back. He said 'No, you're done.'"
That's so insane it's probably true.
Great crown! You can tell Steven was overwhelmed with that when he entered the stage.
* crowd, mister mojo reisen (jim morrison letters scrambled)
@@Magnum-bh5no mr not mister
"...I may say the same things, but you could be a different person..."
It's a good job we have time - otherwise everything would happen at once.
Half the fun of a busting appendix, is the ride in the ambulance.
This guy is a so bloody funny Thanks Steven from ya fan from Australia
I have never seen him this hyper.
Damn I remember watching this on HBO when I was in grade school!
Why do they call it dry humor if you piss yourself laffing
I remember this. In the audience shot at 2:27. Barry Crimmins performed as well, whose humor I really liked.
He's a CLASSIC one liner so funny
Somebody's making a penny!
Just Awesome he is !!!
Very hilarious comedian
What a genius!
He's almost laughing at the jokes he wrote. Hmmmm that's class.
Love his humour
There's this wall switch in my kitchen. It doesn't do anything. Once in a while I walk over to it and flip it up and down.
I got this letter from a lady in Germany. She told me to cut it out.
One of the GOATs
He is too funny
Great as always. I think the first part of the George "here's your $25" joke was from an Abbott and Costello routine.
"He just took out a quarter," :)))
I make my own wine... with raisins, aged immediately
every is walking distance if you have the time
Still hilarious in 2019!
baby was born wearing ARMOR LOL
Watch his appearance on the sitcom Becker it's hilarious
halloween party dressed as the equator. LOL
Oh my god 2:59 he laughed!
He needs a big head to keep all those jokes in.
“GET OFF MY TRAIN!”
hey hey steven dear...
This is a BRILLIANT comedian. 90 percent of today's "comedians" who have nothing more to offer than gratuitous filth and the balls to get on stage, could learn from this dude what is actually funny. Kudos Wightman! Love your cool mind.
brilliant! !!!
Raison wine...pre-aged
Is he still out doing standup? The dude is hilarious!
@ben2nd No, he really is very funny.
I have been compared to this dude by some of my fans before I became familiar with him. I only wish I really could in any way equal him....but you might want to check out Mel Novit comedian
Send a copy of this to President Putin, maybe if he can laugh One time he will realize that American ain't too bad after all.
The complaint was all the videos were the same. Are you implying every single one of his jokes are available on youtube, and that Lordithefreak has watched all of these?
I watched one of his specials from 2015 the other day he had a lot of newer jokes along with his old stuff, and revamped versions of his old jokes it was hilarious.
Oh my god 2:59 he laughed!
@The80swildchild I read that comment with an Austrailian accent.
thanx ... sigh
MIRTH!!!
Buy his albums, then
Where is this guy.. like he disappeared
Two complete strangers meet as new born babies and by "coincidence" they meet again on their death beds after living their long, separate lives. "So, what did you think?" (About life?) One stranger on his death bed is asking the other, coincidentally next to him also on his death bed, whom he met only once before when they were both first born, what he thought about the whole "life thing". Its absurd and funny the way Steven tells it. "About life?" is implied and its absence adds to humor.
I'm going to be honest I dont get the joke when he says "So what did you think?"
Someone please tell me.
2 babies born at the same time. Ready to start their lives. It's like they're on the starting line of life........GO!!!.......... And in the end they say so what did you think? They start and end up in the same place. You can't over think it...
I see the explanation ,but still don't see the humor in it...
@@sevensickszero6112
I think it's to make you think more than it being funny.
Picturing the absurd but technically possible....
Is it January?
Buying his existing material would not provide any new jokes, Professor.
Is he still around?
Yep
I saw him live in Ridgefield, CT in October - had a great time!
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Sideshow Bob
I think this dude is like awsome and like if he ran for president we would um have a new one.
@ Richard Taylor Someone should rip you a new one.
The $25 dollar joke was actually a honeymooners joke.
Clapping instead of laughing is a cokehead thing
Oh. I thought snorting would be a cokehead thing.
@ben2nd He does a lot of dry humor so maybe that's why. (nothing bad)
I like it 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
@Lordithefreak thats why he has no reaction
People applauding like it's the funniest thing ever. It's shit people. It's shit.
Raisins aren't aged grapes.
Just pretend they are.
That's what we do.
Maybe you need to stop watching repeats! :-)
Deadpan comedy par excellence
Get
Mon. May 4, 2020
Yesterday I was in the east end, got cigarettes and beers and went to the garbage dump/park at Gerrard and V.P. I got drunk, listened to music, thought because that's all they allow me to do. It's not like I have real friends or anyone to talk to. I was thinking about Ken and Janet this morning. How I met Ken, how he introduced me to Janet, what they did to me, how no-one even confronts me. I keep thinking about all the artwork they've stolen from me and all my belongings and how no-one will tell me the truth about who did that and why. Every time I think about who I knew, who I trusted, I feel like an idiot, and this government doesn't care about anything except lies and to continue all this corruption without honesty and real justice. Every day I wish I had left this country and looked for kind people, but I didn't know what things were, how their nasty minds work. When my life fell apart and Janet offered me that painting job, all they did was ruin my work then. When I left a room I painted and came back and saw someone had walked through paint and pit footprints all over the floor, I'm not sure if that was to humiliate me and put down my work ethic as usual, or if they were insinuating something about my art. I'm so tired of things having no respect for me and being so selfish. She had the nerve to show me a picture she said was dear to her, and someone ruined all my photos, and I think it's weird that I started meeting others with names that all shared names with people or beings of my past. That's how selfish they are. Collect and treasure what they own, and shit on the feelings and nostalgia and efforts of others. She never told me the truth either. No-one has, no-one does.
2.
They're being idiots on my Facebook again. They show on my phone three repeats of Saturday's posts but Sunday's doesn't appear, and those posts weren't showing on my phone yesterday.
3.
I've been thinking all morning what this government won't say. They won't say people carry worms which is only harmful if eaten rare or raw. Anyone with half a mind knows that no-one should eat raw fish, so if they're trying to claim me swimming harms their fishing they're shameful liars. This government won't say that those things are spreading lies because they are rare meat eaters and have harboured hatreds against people like me without saying to my face ever. The government won't say those things purposely wormed peoples minds which was a vengeful and resentful action and the government won't say its not a virus but a bacteria they are using to kill worms. The government won't talk about the worms which people naturally carry and the engineered worms they put in people's minds which damage and even atrophy people. The government has not said that I've ever heard, that those same things damaged the waters and are blaming innocent people as a blame reversal to have an excuse to eradicate people. This government is not telling the truth.
Are you okay? What state do you live in?
Stay off drugs kids
and lunatics, stay out of UA-cam comment sections.
@Lordithefreak IF HE TOLD NEW JOKES I WOULDNT KNOW WHEN TO LAUGH.
same material gets old
Why does everybody love this guy? So boring.
Not a funny man, agh maybe for Americans,,,,,,..?
I do think he's funny but he really needs some new jokes, each video I watch he says the same things
Damn...check the dates on the videos Dude, he has been retired for like 25 years.
Sucked
@ George Marsillo: Were you in prison when you did this?
Not funny..he really isnt good this stuff sucks...I could do better
but he is better than you cause he did it first
George, ha ha...that is a great joke you just told. You could do better...ha ha ha ha ha...funny stuff there.
No you couldn't...
I dare you to
That actually was hilarious
"...I may say the same things, but you could be a different person..."