The Best Of: Construction Skits

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 136

  • @jackstoeber9676
    @jackstoeber9676 Рік тому +187

    my first job this summer was construction and i’m 16. I LOOKED FOR THE BOARD STRETCHER FOR AN HOUR

    • @martingonsalves644
      @martingonsalves644 Рік тому +31

      I remember when I started back at 16 I was sent to find a left handed hammer 😂

    • @jackstoeber9676
      @jackstoeber9676 Рік тому +8

      I looked for that too 😂😂

    • @BluecollarPodcast1776
      @BluecollarPodcast1776 Рік тому +13

      As a construction worker I’ve sent a couple of new guys for Johnson rods and board stretcher a time or 2

    • @Normanforbis_official
      @Normanforbis_official Рік тому +5

      Don’t under estimate the construction worker.

    • @perillat99
      @perillat99 Рік тому +8

      They sent me to get the Sky Hook from the site supervisor lmao

  • @DARKWOLF-td1lw
    @DARKWOLF-td1lw Рік тому +104

    “How hard is it to just tie some wires?” As an electrician I ask myself the same question w the new guys 😂😂

  • @ronniewilliz153
    @ronniewilliz153 Рік тому +50

    Now where cooking with peanut oil !! Politician with his hands in his own pocket. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Trey_816
    @Trey_816 Рік тому +21

    I'm a farmer, not a construction worker, but we have the same lunches. And let me tell you, the back seat of my truck looks like the Battle of Gettysburg!

  • @DSToNe19and83
    @DSToNe19and83 Рік тому +18

    “Dogs rolled and monsters cold”
    Pro tip, throw you bun in microwave that’s right next to the roller for 10 seconds... holiday veteran here

  • @boutdoors8660
    @boutdoors8660 Рік тому +35

    Gonna use the boss buys the new guys lunch and go give him your order! Gonna be epic

  • @tophergauruder3647
    @tophergauruder3647 Рік тому +16

    Let’s not forget the million ways to say “close enough”

  • @phprofYT
    @phprofYT Рік тому +13

    Ever notice how all the work on a 3 month project gets done in the last two weeks? Construction workers are the best at wasting time and money.

  • @Memer1501
    @Memer1501 Рік тому +16

    I live in Denmark, had an apprenticeship in construction. Spend 2 days looking for the board stretcher. Still some of the best friends i've ever had.

  • @RegularMatt82
    @RegularMatt82 Рік тому +24

    This guy is like every American blue collar Dad rolled into one

  • @TheJawlessCornet
    @TheJawlessCornet Рік тому +55

    i was dying laughing the whole video. love the construction skits

  • @ChoppedAndScrewedMusic
    @ChoppedAndScrewedMusic Рік тому +19

    In the Oilfield we call it "The Pipe Stretcher" 😂
    Also:
    'Tell The New Guy. We Need A Bucket of A--I--R'

    • @jzerf5329
      @jzerf5329 11 місяців тому +2

      Lol, aircraft maintenance here. Sent a guy to get a can of special lubricant: K9-P.
      What, the tool crib didn't have it? Head down to the cop shack, they have a ton of K9-P.

    • @ChoppedAndScrewedMusic
      @ChoppedAndScrewedMusic 11 місяців тому

      @@jzerf5329
      Nice hahaha

    • @willgaukler8979
      @willgaukler8979 7 місяців тому

      ... we used to send new airmen...
      to the runway for a bucket of prop wash ...

  • @44punisherable
    @44punisherable Рік тому +32

    This is pretty on point. I actually broke and shattered my leg 'fibula, the lower support bone' last year due to a snap binder. Out for three straight months. Was bed ridden for over a month. Now my coworkers call me snapper

    • @Normanforbis_official
      @Normanforbis_official Рік тому +4

      That’s awesome. Mine is hammer because I use my hands more than a hammer. 😂😂 also today I sent a new guy for a board stretcher gets em every time

    • @44punisherable
      @44punisherable Рік тому

      @@Normanforbis_official um..what are talking about?

    • @Normanforbis_official
      @Normanforbis_official Рік тому +3

      @@44punisherable I bash my hands on things

    • @44punisherable
      @44punisherable Рік тому +2

      @@Normanforbis_official lol nevermind I got it. Good one

  • @josephbaker677
    @josephbaker677 Рік тому +15

    We had them memorize the "mission statement". Then have him deliver it to the boss 1st thing the next morning! RIOT!

  • @PWall45-70
    @PWall45-70 Рік тому +12

    Going to the gas station got me so much !!!😂😂😂😂

  • @SignalFireProject
    @SignalFireProject Рік тому +8

    I've been training a new guy at work and have been referring to him as Tacklebox...

  • @matthewerspamer6274
    @matthewerspamer6274 Рік тому +8

    5:20 mark feels like a candid moment not a script, just straight bitching about the homeowner while measuring for layout, it’s beautiful 😂

  • @henryshaw296
    @henryshaw296 Рік тому +11

    People don’t realize how accurate these are just to blue collar jobs in general, they’re solid, particularly the lunch from the gas station hahaha!

    • @ChadAF_YT
      @ChadAF_YT 7 місяців тому

      Gas station lunch built america

  • @sandymckerchar3287
    @sandymckerchar3287 Рік тому +3

    As a former blue collar worker, I highly doubt any construction worker ever called his own dick small in the history of ever lol.

  • @richard4159
    @richard4159 11 місяців тому +3

    "oh yea thats tight as a twelve year old"

  • @radiomandemmer5974
    @radiomandemmer5974 Рік тому +6

    Im a concrete truck driver and the second week at work they came up with the nickname "Sippy Cup" for me...... lmao. I can confirm the nickname thing

  • @sixtygrit9944
    @sixtygrit9944 Рік тому +6

    “Three inches through six inches of layers.”

  • @jackieolcott2500
    @jackieolcott2500 Рік тому +5

    The Tacklebox origin story. 😃🥰🥰🥰

  • @benschmidt7705
    @benschmidt7705 Рік тому +10

    Thanks Miles for an awesome compilation. Even with a job working with chickens, the video is clucking relevant

  • @redacted3049
    @redacted3049 Рік тому +3

    Not construction but tree work. The crew calls me westicle… my name is Wes.

  • @codyhafer5972
    @codyhafer5972 Рік тому +4

    Got a buddy we call Pete, real names nick.

  • @demoscottgaminglounge6315
    @demoscottgaminglounge6315 Рік тому +3

    “Use colorful language”
    Me: ohhhhh you mean swear like a sailor gotcha

  • @timgreene8432
    @timgreene8432 Рік тому +6

    The lunch was awesome . All for the low price of $25 dollars ! Thank you Frank town

    • @perillat99
      @perillat99 Рік тому +3

      Haha yup nothing like trading a hour/a half hour of your life to pay for the food to fuel you to keep working

  • @Goldywannabe
    @Goldywannabe Рік тому +2

    I pranked two new guys at Subway by asking them to clean the bread stretcher

  • @mrman5066
    @mrman5066 Рік тому +4

    as a Tyler who's been mispronounced as Trevor that hurt

  • @mattklaren3545
    @mattklaren3545 Рік тому +5

    You'll have that on these big jobs

  • @bloodyshothvacr
    @bloodyshothvacr 9 місяців тому +1

    Worked construction first 2 years
    This is sooo accurate
    My nickname was porkchop
    And we had another new guy that got the nickname puppet

  • @tomasdasavag9232
    @tomasdasavag9232 Рік тому +4

    constrction skits so relatible and the best and most funny things you do on this channel

  • @noirekuroraigami2270
    @noirekuroraigami2270 Рік тому +2

    Idk about the Gas Station lunch. Every freaking time, I try not to go to lunch with everyone because bro its literally 10 dudes from work in a line.
    and you be near people that you dont really like, but because you work with them have to make stupid conversations
    lol I miss it

  • @pokedude104
    @pokedude104 Рік тому +1

    I work in the paper industry (riveting, I know). On my first day they asked me if I knew what a paper stretcher was and how to use it lmao

  • @allamerican9510
    @allamerican9510 Рік тому +1

    Man try to doing concrete work down here in the south . I'm talking about south south . You going to wish you worked at your yards Office 😭

  • @cassandra5390
    @cassandra5390 Рік тому +1

    When your gas stations have shopping baskets. They DONT do that in Florida...yet...They want you to go back to work.
    I love the dogs playing pool tapestry in the background while complaining about the boss.

  • @doedyman6918
    @doedyman6918 Рік тому +1

    Holiday? I'm from Florida I guess they don't have them here

  • @MaclearieFarms
    @MaclearieFarms Рік тому +1

    11:53 I’m sorry but when boss man says go get a couple hay wagons you can bet your butt we are sitting in the AC for a minute or two

  • @alejandrohermosillo3287
    @alejandrohermosillo3287 Рік тому +4

    please do more construction videos ❤

  • @ryanalexander984
    @ryanalexander984 Рік тому +5

    Their sisters because their brothers. Very true statement.

  • @owendebaillie7724
    @owendebaillie7724 Рік тому +1

    My name is rerun or buttweep

  • @joeschmo7957
    @joeschmo7957 13 днів тому

    Born in Saginaw, MI, I spent a fair amount of time around here. Back then, there was Buick. Better times, from a family with 85 yrs in GM. 2 retirees. Avoid those products these days.

  • @thereaper9149
    @thereaper9149 11 місяців тому +1

    Get the tile bender 😂

  • @tiredredneck8159
    @tiredredneck8159 Рік тому +2

    10 guys standing one working

  • @jackdundon2261
    @jackdundon2261 7 місяців тому

    I was Literally 5 minutes late today, (my 7 year old daughter had a nightmare, and was up when I went past her room this morning, and wanted me to stay home today, took a while to calm her down, and get her to sleep). How do you tell that to your boss.... He didn't notice I was late, late. PRETTY GOOD BOSS.

  • @mrthiefy
    @mrthiefy Рік тому

    what is the Monster drinks?
    I don't see them sponsoring a formula 1 team.
    Yay redbull.
    yay Verstappen
    edit:
    okay, a minor sponsor is Mercedes.
    but my point is monster doesn't own a team.

  • @tiredredneck8159
    @tiredredneck8159 Рік тому +4

    Shovel lean better be number 1

    • @ronniewilliz153
      @ronniewilliz153 Рік тому +1

      Gotta make sure this shovel don't fall over is my favorite one to use.

    • @tiredredneck8159
      @tiredredneck8159 Рік тому

      @hyperliterider861 how u know me

  • @sethwelch1425
    @sethwelch1425 Рік тому +1

    I was called duck

  • @newsomepost
    @newsomepost Рік тому +4

    The new guy 🥲 or the child helping

  • @ClimbEverthing
    @ClimbEverthing Рік тому +1

    My name was lace britches…

  • @philipdenormandie1138
    @philipdenormandie1138 Рік тому +1

    im gonna hire this guy to check to make everyone is working

  • @mgmjferg89
    @mgmjferg89 Рік тому +1

    "Close enough for the girls i go with"

  • @dawnsutherland3461
    @dawnsutherland3461 Рік тому +2

    So funny

  • @ChadMoos-kw2gp
    @ChadMoos-kw2gp Місяць тому

    Road construction we had an asphalt stretcher

  • @odinvolk6973
    @odinvolk6973 Рік тому

    any reason he's complaining about the heat while wearing a long sleeve? and I actually did break my leg a year ago next month. still have to walk up stairs and steep slopes one leg at a time, good leg going up bad leg going down. the bus after work comes right on the hour and sometimes it's right at the top of the hill coming when I get to the door and I'm not exactly running for my life anymore, missed it today actually. and even worse is I can't bend it past 90 degrees so not only is my forklift training on hold but I can't lift with my legs, solely back lifting which is a safety hazard. so yeah, the PSA after of don't break your leg, good idea.

  • @Cameron.0414
    @Cameron.0414 10 місяців тому

    just so you know, the board stretcher is usually kept beside the can of four skin oil, just look for the can of plaid paint and it should be there.

  • @mr.somebody1493
    @mr.somebody1493 6 місяців тому

    OMG. the 3 inch joke. 🤣

  • @CharlieRootsMusic
    @CharlieRootsMusic Рік тому

    When I did electrical construction we would send the new guys in the winter for Winter lamps for the temporary lighting.

  • @glassea4820
    @glassea4820 7 місяців тому

    the double fist bang on the truck is the most accurate thing i've ever seen

  • @chadcook3709
    @chadcook3709 Рік тому +4

    If this is what you actually do, Props to you man. It’s a tough job.

  • @epbikeman
    @epbikeman Рік тому

    Lol is anyone really upset about the “lack of safety?”

  • @bobp3738
    @bobp3738 Місяць тому

    Hilarious!

  • @jeffd4056
    @jeffd4056 Рік тому

    Monsters
    I’ve done that with the Irish creams Java monsters
    More then twice
    There great

  • @DrCoomer_1
    @DrCoomer_1 Рік тому

    This is the content I'm subbed from, it's just bloody perfect

  • @kaelrutledge1174
    @kaelrutledge1174 11 місяців тому

    This is so accurate it's actually unnerving.

  • @pouryalalee1256
    @pouryalalee1256 Рік тому

    I work in construction industry and approve this video

  • @kj7792
    @kj7792 Рік тому

    This is a talcklebox job🤣😂😁🤣

  • @NobodyJones
    @NobodyJones Рік тому

    6 to 1 half dozen to the other - some old guy

  • @rogerbrewster8
    @rogerbrewster8 Рік тому

    Ah yeah always the daily routine

  • @kaworusilentpaw7246
    @kaworusilentpaw7246 Рік тому

    Gas stations are a gift of the divines.

  • @Colbyjack582
    @Colbyjack582 Рік тому

    i can watch this guy for hours

  • @smessiahsimracing9843
    @smessiahsimracing9843 Рік тому

    Looks good from my place

  • @jeremybertrand7931
    @jeremybertrand7931 Рік тому

    This never gets old tackle box!

  • @karlanthony4585
    @karlanthony4585 Рік тому

    Mango monsters are the go

  • @tiredredneck8159
    @tiredredneck8159 Рік тому

    ....I was called skippy....

  • @tomtheplummer7322
    @tomtheplummer7322 Рік тому

    FNG...😏🤷‍♂️😎🤫🤭

  • @Zzus321
    @Zzus321 Рік тому

    You forgot Officitis

  • @CrypticTheGreat
    @CrypticTheGreat Рік тому

    Laughing the whole video

  • @MaclearieFarms
    @MaclearieFarms Рік тому

    4:58 so true so true

  • @lucluc2716
    @lucluc2716 Рік тому

    Tackle box 🤣🤣

  • @jeffd4056
    @jeffd4056 Рік тому

    Pure gold

  • @loophead614
    @loophead614 Рік тому

    Comment

  • @amberyoung4425
    @amberyoung4425 Рік тому

    🤣🤣😂😂

  • @daedaeletsgo
    @daedaeletsgo Рік тому +2

    Ope!!

  • @VERCINGETORIX78
    @VERCINGETORIX78 Рік тому

    Where do you get that drill?

  • @TrevanMorin
    @TrevanMorin Рік тому +1

    The waffle house has found it's new host

  • @Jacknippleson1
    @Jacknippleson1 Рік тому +1

    Being from the midwest makes these even better

  • @congoballs9725
    @congoballs9725 Рік тому

    and somehow things still get built

  • @derekbutts1782
    @derekbutts1782 Рік тому

    Got two toms lmfao
    Dude that's so accurate .