Patrice O'Neal vs. Lisa Loeb

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  • @ldturner
    @ldturner 6 років тому +1721

    I’m sick of Opie always saying “Patrice has a twisted view on relationships”
    He had the best view on relationships.

    • @JPhillyyyyy
      @JPhillyyyyy 6 років тому +75

      Diogenes26 triggered.

    •  6 років тому +3

      James Phillips yeah, triggered by the incredible stupidity of aging fat men who don't get any! well, they're just poor jerks who've never been fucked by a good jewish woman!!! don't even know what they missed!

    • @JPhillyyyyy
      @JPhillyyyyy 6 років тому +57

      Diogenes26 Wow. Have a nice life, dude.

    • @darklord220
      @darklord220 6 років тому +35

      Diogenes26 stop appropriating Greek culture u jew

    • @WiseAilbhean
      @WiseAilbhean 6 років тому +31

      LD Turner Yup. Because in Opie’s mind it’s twisted his reality. Thus, Opie mind is twisted and Patrice is twisting it to the right position.

  • @Dray90
    @Dray90 6 років тому +1597

    patrice comes in around 13:40, the rest is useless

    • @tumalditamadresita
      @tumalditamadresita 6 років тому +154

      THANKS ALOT BRO

    • @jervonG
      @jervonG 6 років тому +156

      I thank you for your sacrifice

    • @kingchad333
      @kingchad333 6 років тому +141

      "The rest is useless" LOL

    • @yupperz8693
      @yupperz8693 6 років тому +55

      Dray90 but you have to listen to how useless she use to understand how useless she is before patrice steps in. that's how you can fully appreciate this clip

    • @michaelvigil3436
      @michaelvigil3436 6 років тому +41

      Opie is particularly insufferable in this one...

  • @the701squad1
    @the701squad1 4 роки тому +273

    Patrice sat silent as a rock for 13 minutes then unleashed his knowledge and tore them apart. Beautiful.

    • @jedigost1
      @jedigost1 3 роки тому +16

      No he didn't you can hear him huffing and puffing listening to their bs

    • @the701squad1
      @the701squad1 3 роки тому +4

      @@jedigost1 i can huffing and puffing sir

    • @jamesthomas1595
      @jamesthomas1595 3 роки тому +18

      My man just saved me a whole bunch of wasted time lmao

    • @awaiskhan6862
      @awaiskhan6862 2 роки тому +1

      Patrice didn't care about what they were talking about 🤣

    • @dangerrayy
      @dangerrayy 2 роки тому +5

      The woman held her own

  • @tyshaneyfelt4970
    @tyshaneyfelt4970 4 роки тому +279

    We need Patrice now more than ever.

    • @Bigjshifty08
      @Bigjshifty08 3 роки тому

      for real

    • @aspects8645
      @aspects8645 3 роки тому +1

      AMS on UA-cam is very similar have a look

    • @rse1113
      @rse1113 2 роки тому

      If life was Star Wars, Patrice would be the one force ghost for all men to have as guidance.

    • @terran6471
      @terran6471 2 роки тому +3

      @Ty Shaneyfelt That's why there is Kevin Samuels. He's the new version of Patrice O'Neil

    • @vikasbiliye5023
      @vikasbiliye5023 2 роки тому +2

      He belongs in heaven, not in this hell we live in.

  • @sandydavidsnodgrass
    @sandydavidsnodgrass 6 років тому +775

    She's 47 and divorced with 2 children. She's a typical woman in America.

    • @MetatronsCube23
      @MetatronsCube23 6 років тому +112

      You know his words from this interview probably stuck in her craw. She married just to have kids because of age, then gets rid of the man once she has her main goal of kids(mostly to placate her yenta mom).

    • @t100base
      @t100base 6 років тому +9

      Courage Is Standing Up Alone I knew it!

    • @t100base
      @t100base 6 років тому +75

      Metatron's Cube funny part is the guy is ten years younger than her. after she turned down a guy because he was younger. patrice was spot on

    • @Anactofgod
      @Anactofgod 5 років тому +7

      Retarded statement. You make this statement because you can't get laid and you have no female friends.

    • @FermentOG
      @FermentOG 5 років тому +37

      Anactofgod 🧂 🧂 oooof

  • @AZOMBIERYO
    @AZOMBIERYO 2 роки тому +191

    A rich man can change a broke women's life, but a rich women wont even look a broke man's way

  • @IshyVideos
    @IshyVideos 4 роки тому +222

    "Shut up"
    - Patrice O'neal

    • @daleravic
      @daleravic 3 роки тому +2

      Did I say that? I didn't say that stupid. Lmao!

  • @idontknw9487
    @idontknw9487 4 роки тому +149

    i hate everyone in the room talking over patrice in all of these clips.. everyone close to him seemed to want to be patrice instead of enjoy him

    • @51beak39
      @51beak39 4 роки тому +9

      Well said. I think so too.

    • @philthedrill2244
      @philthedrill2244 3 роки тому +7

      Dopie just can’t find a way to shut the hell up

    • @dubisays
      @dubisays 3 роки тому +19

      It makes sense why he has to yell so often. It’s the only way he doesn’t get drowned out by their stupidity

    • @user-gt1kd9rv1w
      @user-gt1kd9rv1w 2 роки тому +2

      THIS!!!

  • @nyc9993
    @nyc9993 6 років тому +241

    Cant
    Understand
    Normal
    Thinking

    • @tylerpendley2389
      @tylerpendley2389 5 років тому +5

      Hahahaha

    • @bingram2011
      @bingram2011 4 роки тому +8

      I'm getting a tee shirt made bro!!! You are my new hero!

    • @gdn7
      @gdn7 3 роки тому +2

      ...never

    • @atravelerofbothtimespace4172
      @atravelerofbothtimespace4172 3 роки тому +1

      Brutal

    • @atravelerofbothtimespace4172
      @atravelerofbothtimespace4172 3 роки тому +1

      @@bingram2011 I ,too,will make a shirt w this and will proudly brandish it about my broad masculine and American chest ,
      as I patriotically defend our great cuntries' free - speech ,
      and while doing my part out there in my local community.
      Cheers gentlemen ❤️

  • @tbranch227
    @tbranch227 5 років тому +178

    "Me me me me me me IIIIIIII" Patrice is THE man

  • @mykschumacker967
    @mykschumacker967 6 років тому +400

    The only reason why she acts like a 20 year old is because she managed to still look hot at age 37. All they have is their look... the moment she loses that, she'll humble up...

    • @GazMatic
      @GazMatic 6 років тому +26

      Myk Schumacker she did.
      She married a guy 11 years younger.
      He's worth $100k and she's worth $8mil

    • @mykschumacker967
      @mykschumacker967 6 років тому +63

      Yeah... my point, exactly... she got married in 2009, at 41... if you look at her pictures from back then, you'll see she wasn't the "hotness" she was before. She was getting so desperate that she just basically married a bum compared to her, a nobody. Women normally don't marry "down" unless they feel they don't have much of an option, which is what I think happened in this case...

    • @GazMatic
      @GazMatic 6 років тому +44

      No I meant she humbled up.
      Married at 41 and had to do in vitro to get children.
      Her biological clock was approaching midnight.

    • @x6da9crain
      @x6da9crain 5 років тому +10

      @@GazMatic same concept.. just different reason for her to "settle"

    • @cmccann4
      @cmccann4 5 років тому +3

      Hahah "humble" or feminist

  • @JBJones66
    @JBJones66 4 роки тому +99

    “If he had a normal job and no money could you date him?”
    If she just said “no” and owned it, I could respect that. But don’t ACT like you would when you wouldn’t.

    • @jeffkerr807
      @jeffkerr807 2 роки тому +1

      Ya. Same as every girl he debates. They give bull shit answers that are double speak

    • @JohnDoe-qh5xg
      @JohnDoe-qh5xg 9 місяців тому

      Could you date gorblok looking gurl
      No
      Easy

  • @TairyHesticles
    @TairyHesticles 6 років тому +518

    She only hears what she wants to.

    • @mitchellcumsteen9220
      @mitchellcumsteen9220 6 років тому +19

      Tairy Hesticles That's what YOU SAY

    • @advancedraymondology2914
      @advancedraymondology2914 6 років тому +4

      Haha. Great.

    • @scottgreen132
      @scottgreen132 6 років тому +10

      She's just hearing no no no no

    • @nyc9993
      @nyc9993 6 років тому +23

      Cant
      Understand
      Normal
      Thinking

    • @cmccann4
      @cmccann4 5 років тому +8

      Patrice fed it straight and she just rebuttled by picking up her old points to ease into listening more

  • @tumalditamadresita
    @tumalditamadresita 6 років тому +192

    Patrice is the GREATEST EVER

    • @LEGENDTVEE
      @LEGENDTVEE 3 роки тому +1

      Not gonna lie, this is one of the worst Patrice Vids I seen... He had a lil trouble bringing out his points, whereas shorty was solid on her thoughts, and asked tough follow up questions that he had a lil trouble with.... This ain't one of the ones I would be praising IJS, keep it a buck

    • @stephennewman5936
      @stephennewman5936 3 роки тому +1

      @@LEGENDTVEE I disagree. He broke her down quickly. He backed off b/c he didn’t want to overstep. He was spot on when he said she is past her prime and that it is now about a guy at her age. Patrice is the GOAT

  • @hahyoumakemelaugh
    @hahyoumakemelaugh 5 років тому +92

    Bruh, when she said her new album is out “the very best of Lisa loeb” then they played the cricket noises lmaooo

    • @Slatsurfer
      @Slatsurfer 4 роки тому

      When did that happen Lmao

    • @hahyoumakemelaugh
      @hahyoumakemelaugh 4 роки тому +2

      T R man idk i posted this 7 months ago. You see i got 21 likes, its in there somewhere towards the mid-end though

    • @joeysoG
      @joeysoG 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Thecoochincanoocheecreek
    @Thecoochincanoocheecreek 3 роки тому +84

    She missed me when she said, “I didn’t go on an event to meet the bartender.” But that’s bc I’m 32 and I know, the bartender could be a nice guy. Patrice was right, she does sound like a 19year old. But that’s bc she has a little clout, aka enough money to keep a circle of “yes “ people around her.

    • @funkymon1251
      @funkymon1251 3 роки тому +19

      The moment a man challenged ( Patrice) her view for the very first time with logic. "What are you doing to get a man?" She not only didn't have a coherent answer but she was stuttering. Even on her second response she stuttered and was struggling to listen to his rebuttal.

    • @TheInfamousWolf
      @TheInfamousWolf 3 роки тому +3

      That's a perk any good looking woman can have if they acknowledge it. Men have grind a whole lot more for that.

    • @davyjones2032
      @davyjones2032 3 роки тому +7

      She mentioned willing to celebrate other religious holidays when it comes to changes LMAO. Patrice saying then what someone like Kevin Samuels says now. She is only looking at what she wants vs what the man wants out of a woman. It's quite literally just her feeling being attractive and existing should be enough to find prince charming.

    • @dangerrayy
      @dangerrayy 2 роки тому

      I believe her point was that she would go with the bartender

  • @declined7
    @declined7 Рік тому +45

    "You're acting like you're the prize you were back in the day when you wore poodle skirts. Now you're 3 years away from the big retirement age for women which is 40 and you're walking around like you're making decisions"
    -Patrice Oneal

  • @kaydevious
    @kaydevious 6 років тому +325

    Every once in a while, Opie actually contributes something good.
    "I have a new album out, the very best of Lisa Loeb."
    "What, is the song 'Stay' on there 18 times?" hahaha

    • @Barkbatosu
      @Barkbatosu 5 років тому +44

      Devious Beats a broken clock is right twice a day

    • @Overqualified1
      @Overqualified1 5 років тому +27

      Yes. That was a damn good one. Opie was at his best when he wasn't trying to be funny.

    • @smasher.338
      @smasher.338 4 роки тому

      She is a singer?

    • @phillipwilson7137
      @phillipwilson7137 3 роки тому +1

      Stay is one of her worst imo

    • @danielhuelsman76
      @danielhuelsman76 2 роки тому +2

      @@smasher.338 It's at least implied that she's a musician of some stripe in this interview.

  • @tonyb3203
    @tonyb3203 5 років тому +117

    "Would you possibly date someone who has a basic job and no money?" If a broad doesn't immediately answer yes, than the answer is no. All the "if he's this" and "if he's that", that's a no shortie. Answer the question, yes or no, and if the immediate response is not yes, than it's no.

    • @mrtonywilliams6312
      @mrtonywilliams6312 5 років тому +17

      A bitch can never be honest that's why she's still single

    • @adomaster123
      @adomaster123 4 роки тому +4

      bee boo this is what’s known as a catch 22. If a woman only goes after guys who are financially stable she's a gold digger. If she goes for broke guys she's not being sensible.

    • @muffinman2946
      @muffinman2946 4 роки тому +19

      @@adomaster123 That's a false dichotomy.

    • @Zeeno
      @Zeeno 4 роки тому +15

      @@adomaster123 first off, women do not "go after guys" they accept em. The question is, if she has the truck driver with a good personality but he's at entry level and she earns more than him going after her and the CEO/top salesman who's killing it but he's a bit of a narcissist, who she gonna pick?
      Considering so many erotic books aimed at women are starring the latter, I know who I'll put my money on 👀

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 4 роки тому +1

      @@Zeeno Salesmen are typically persuasive, so not the best example

  • @pablosanchaz9029
    @pablosanchaz9029 3 роки тому +25

    Its kinda sad they call Patrice a misogynist. The man is telling the truth.

    • @cbrreezzyy69
      @cbrreezzyy69 2 роки тому +1

      Lol he called himself a huge misogynist on many occasions

    • @willjimenez9013
      @willjimenez9013 5 місяців тому

      All the modern so called manosphere need to pay respect to Patrice o Neal

  • @Aireck174
    @Aireck174 Рік тому +21

    I love when Patrice says "what are you doing to get a man other than just existing!"

  • @jdicks4576
    @jdicks4576 6 років тому +155

    She says "We could talk about girls getting guys." Patrice asks her what she is doing to get guys other than existing and her answer, mind you, right after she just said she could participate in a discussion on this very topic, is: "What what..errr.." Then Patrice repeats the question she obviously heard and obviously understood. And the other woman jumps in to defends her, first item being "Going on dates." So the fuck what? She auditions men and passes judgment and anything she does, including paying for shit is considered a favor on her part precisely because she isn't expected to and doesn't see herself as obligated to make any of those contributions. Anything she does other than show up and pass judgment is a kindness and she wants to talk about what women do to get guys. What she ought to say is what women can do to get the specific guy they want who is out of their league and has 37 other choices already because he is a high status male. She goes on to basically concede the point and says people just come to her while she is focusing on other things in her life like her career. As where a man of equal status or higher status does all the same shit and he is the one auditioning. I don't have a problem with how women are, but it is quite frustrating when you have intelligent women who only exercise that intelligence to perform mental gymnastic to find evidence only for the interpretation of shit that is relevant to their favored delusion. Exercise that intelligence to see the way it is, not to justify why things ought to be the way you wish they were and then sit around wondering how you can be a gorgeous woman and still be single when you dont want to be at 37.

    • @Dewane1511
      @Dewane1511 4 роки тому +10

      Well said !!!!!

    • @raymondjames57
      @raymondjames57 4 роки тому +12

      Damn, swinging and hitting, left and right 👏👏👏

    • @bmoretonyify
      @bmoretonyify 4 роки тому +6

      Great and really smart. U my friend, are wit it

    • @danielhuelsman76
      @danielhuelsman76 2 роки тому +2

      Unfortunately, intelligence and wisdom are not the same thing.

    • @tewodrosii2875
      @tewodrosii2875 2 роки тому +2

      this is basically my mom to a T. she basically wanted me to be the kind of guy that tollerates such behaviors in women, but lost me when she forgot my dad would tell me the truth about her.

  • @kanemura93
    @kanemura93 3 роки тому +35

    Patrice's "hm" at 1:45 is the radio equivalence of John Malkovich assembling the gun at the end of "In the line of fire"

    • @kesuya
      @kesuya 2 роки тому +5

      What a reference 😂

  • @CnutStolen
    @CnutStolen 6 років тому +148

    only one talented person in the studio that day... RIP Patrice

  • @paulosicne5803
    @paulosicne5803 6 років тому +64

    At 14:15, that's how women basically say the guy needs to have money in the future. What if the man isn't making a lot of money but is happy with what he does? This chick needs to be up front and say she's looking for a well-off man. Well, she hit the wall now so men are attracted to fertility. Her game is over.

    • @Earthad23
      @Earthad23 5 років тому +1

      Paul Osicne news flash , women like things and money , welcome to earth

    • @daemonspade8316
      @daemonspade8316 5 років тому +14

      @@Earthad23 Can't you read? Dude is saying women shouldn't beat around the bush and just be upfront about it.

    • @One_of_Many750
      @One_of_Many750 5 років тому +2

      Paul Osicne She’s No Good For A Wife, Or Mother, Though A Brief Fling.

  • @kuulie5220
    @kuulie5220 6 років тому +65

    he was nice to her

  • @ImNotJoshPotter
    @ImNotJoshPotter 6 років тому +182

    Just so it's clear, one idea of the feminine hero is the beauty and the beast. A woman finds a man who's a monster but capable of being tamed to use his power constructively.
    Big surprise, Patrice was right.

    • @obsideonyx7604
      @obsideonyx7604 5 років тому +3

      Then why did she get turned off by the guy at the phone who wasn't paying attention to her before she huffed and puffed and hung up?
      One theory is that, he didn't show capacity to be tamed, an untamable man is just a beast that can kill a girl if pissed enough.

    • @KineticalKreations
      @KineticalKreations 4 роки тому +2

      And the homicide/crime section of every media outlet is filled with these women when it all goes wrong.... but yet women still continue to chase these guys. Glutton for punishment.

    • @adomaster123
      @adomaster123 4 роки тому +1

      Inochi look I'm no radfem but your comment is just victim-blaming. So it's the woman’s fault when some psycho guy murders he for just trying to help? Lol.

    • @muffinman2946
      @muffinman2946 4 роки тому +1

      @@adomaster123 It means she's stupid.

    • @muffinman2946
      @muffinman2946 4 роки тому +6

      @@PastelHeirloom No, they're saying the woman is stupid for intentionally seeking psychopaths out to "reform" them.

  • @bobdoingstuff4180
    @bobdoingstuff4180 5 років тому +32

    Patrice had the checkmate before she even found her seat

  • @topnotch8432
    @topnotch8432 2 роки тому +29

    Rip Patrice, legend to my ears

    • @mhks68
      @mhks68 Рік тому +1

      Better listen deeper. Get it into your soul.

  • @MrJohnMarbles
    @MrJohnMarbles 6 років тому +26

    Patrice remains king. Sharing his wisdom and laughter forevermore

  • @freddyclaudio7932
    @freddyclaudio7932 6 років тому +66

    “Rich Vos, from Last Comic Standing” I like the way Rich pulls that like he was in Godfather or something.

    • @julesfalcone
      @julesfalcone 3 роки тому +2

      Rich Voss: "I'm a Jew, but I'm not a typical Jew, like I'm not cheap."

  • @mgtow-balance3409
    @mgtow-balance3409 6 років тому +410

    "looking for love" = PC-talk for "ho'ing around"

    • @Lurch685
      @Lurch685 5 років тому +67

      MGTOW-Balance nah the new term for that is “living my best life”

    • @crowdseyeview
      @crowdseyeview 5 років тому +1

      No

    • @benedicitesol4429
      @benedicitesol4429 5 років тому +12

      Riding the carousel

    • @Mr.Witness
      @Mr.Witness 5 років тому +10

      Too bad they dont do that... if they did they would find love. What they do id ho out their time they will unlimited paid for dates and vague promise of possible fucking but never get to it. Which would solve everything. Hence patrices point with old lisa she is at the age where she not only has to give it up faster she now needs even more skills past that unlike when she was 20

    • @Earthad23
      @Earthad23 5 років тому +3

      Virgins up in here

  • @aidans4588
    @aidans4588 4 роки тому +38

    Her entire problem is that she now realizes that she wasted her 20s and now almost all of her 30s sleeping around and she doesn’t have very much time left to find someone dm before her looks fade too much, the thing is Patrice is trying to tell her she wasted time because she was hot and now she isn’t that hot girl anymore so she can’t keep acting like she’s that 20 year old girl that everyone wants anymore, she doesn’t want to accept that it’s true because some women have extreme cognitive dissonance

    • @BikingVikingHH
      @BikingVikingHH 9 місяців тому +1

      ALL woman struggle with self awareness

  • @rubentala4762
    @rubentala4762 2 роки тому +14

    Patrice was spot on. Lisa talked like a 20 YO. Making guys audition to win her over. GTFO of here!
    "Ok, 37!" LOL

  • @supermanhun
    @supermanhun 6 років тому +113

    Just checked to see if Lisa ever got married and that a no. Guess Patrice was right

    • @ItsAlpacaMan
      @ItsAlpacaMan 6 років тому +2

      She was married you dunce

    •  6 років тому +2

      she's married and has two little children, idiot!

    • @t100base
      @t100base 6 років тому +48

      Diogenes26 she's divorce. and the guy is ten years younger. she's a lying hypocrite

    • @t100base
      @t100base 6 років тому +53

      so patrice was right. she mentioned this guy on her reality show how he is nice and likes him but he is younger than her. then she goes and marries someone ten years younger. it's not that she couldn't find a "good" "suitable" guy, it's that she was playing the field like she is in her early 20s. patrice called her out from the jump.

    • @t100base
      @t100base 6 років тому +22

      @diogenes i asnwered your age difference comment in another thread.
      that's not true about patrice, he went after everyone. there's an O&A episode where he goes against a female Dr..
      Then you have to ask yourself why do you care to comment on these threads. if that's what you really think then none of this content applies to you, or doesn't resonate with you. what's it to you? why does it seem to bother you?

  • @WingChunGungFu
    @WingChunGungFu 4 роки тому +46

    17:48 - Patrice talking about “the wall” before the term was coined. Damn. Lol

    • @hublotkingcole683
      @hublotkingcole683 4 роки тому +4

      It's just another way to say a bitch is old

    • @WingChunGungFu
      @WingChunGungFu 4 роки тому +4

      Brandon M The point is men and boys are not programmed to realize “bitches get old” anymore then they do about themselves. But there really is a huge difference. Men age like fine wine, women age like milk.

  • @carlfernandes4849
    @carlfernandes4849 6 років тому +27

    Lisa was like: You say...I only hear what i want to...
    Patrice was like: Yeah bitch. It ain't all about you.

  • @russellmcafee9412
    @russellmcafee9412 6 років тому +28

    Patrice is talking about support and Lisa is thinking about change

    • @orggro7988
      @orggro7988 4 роки тому +3

      she prolly didn't understand what Patrice was saying.

  • @ChristianSedaPlays
    @ChristianSedaPlays 5 років тому +22

    You can tell Patrice actually respected her intellect cause she brought some fire points. She also listened instead of being offended.

    • @elboogie2324
      @elboogie2324 5 років тому +17

      Did she do that on another show? She certainly didn't do that here.

    • @dubisays
      @dubisays 3 роки тому +6

      He was being polite. He hates her

  • @iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh
    @iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh 5 років тому +22

    23:00 Finally the other woman host breaks-through and re-frames what Patrice Oneal and Anthony Cumia have been attempting to challenge Lisa with: What changes are you willing to make?

    • @12ynot
      @12ynot 4 роки тому +3

      And she still avoided the question loool they weren’t talking about religion.

  • @alexclark6777
    @alexclark6777 6 років тому +39

    A rare swing-and-a-hit by Opie

  • @Ocelot006
    @Ocelot006 6 років тому +76

    If Tom Cruise dated a bag girl from Publix, no one would bat an eye. Scarlet Johansson dates a bag boy for Publix? The world would implode.

    • @user-ff1pf3qq6z
      @user-ff1pf3qq6z 6 років тому +28

      Ocelot006 I think Tom might like the bag boy too

    • @Lurch685
      @Lurch685 5 років тому +3

      Hypergamy. Women have to marry up

    • @smasher.338
      @smasher.338 4 роки тому +4

      @@Lurch685 thats why all these executive bitches are miserable. All the guys that they think are "acceptable" dont want them, because they can get hot younger women, and dont care if they have money or not.

    • @smasher.338
      @smasher.338 4 роки тому +2

      @cassl14 lmao why so mad? you say the double standard exists for a reason, and then dont give a reason, you just explain the double standard. Its all about equality now right? So why cant a woman support a man? Why do you assume a man would want to support someone anymore than a woman? Men are just far less shallow and picky.

    • @realjcoop182
      @realjcoop182 3 роки тому +3

      Basically. Rags to riches via "Love" only happens to women.

  • @rossrobertson674
    @rossrobertson674 6 років тому +54

    28:28..... Opie finally hit a grand slam

    • @jeffk393
      @jeffk393 5 років тому +8

      yeah he gets a lot of shit for not contributing. That's honestly one of the funniest lines I've ever heard on O&A

    • @cognitivedissonance2643
      @cognitivedissonance2643 5 років тому +1

      That was the most delicious vicious burn roast and she rolled with it... i like her lemme go listen to that album

    • @TheBudala2
      @TheBudala2 4 роки тому

      Love it...give credit where credit is due

  • @UkPome
    @UkPome 5 років тому +18

    She seems like an exciting person to talk too, her tone was the same the whole conversation.

  • @jeviosoorishas181
    @jeviosoorishas181 5 років тому +22

    Patrice understood that most women had no game.
    They had no skill in being able to get the men they wanted, so they were either doomed to have to constantly deal with undesirable men (initially) or had to hope that they'd win the lottery and find the man they needed. Also because of this, they had to rely heavily on their looks to get any men, because the only skill they really had was the ability to present themselves as an object. This also made them easy to cheat on or leave once a shinier object came along or age
    What Patrice helped teach Von Oneal, a woman who was a complete asshole before she hooked up with him by her own account, was how to present and develop other things that men found valuable so she could attract and then keep the men she wanted.

  • @tysonjohn6714
    @tysonjohn6714 6 років тому +12

    Men don't fear change we hate forfeiting our comfort. Men embrace change thats how we go from a kid playin with action figures doin kid shit to driving ourselves nuts with responsibility and activities

  • @thanosdarkseid8695
    @thanosdarkseid8695 6 років тому +38

    i miss patrice he kept shit real comedy too!!!!! only one left is his friend my favorite comic, bill burr!!!

    • @koolshaker7615
      @koolshaker7615 6 років тому +1

      Corey Holcomb..check him out👍👍✌

    • @TheBudala2
      @TheBudala2 4 роки тому +5

      Agree to a degree,cause he let his wife boss him around. Still love his comedy though

    • @johnjacob688
      @johnjacob688 4 роки тому

      Andrew Schulz

    • @randoshus3762
      @randoshus3762 4 роки тому +1

      Mark Normand is the shit.

    • @brandendierker5873
      @brandendierker5873 3 роки тому

      Mark "Jonesing for that hang, Jer" Normand

  • @MarkieMX
    @MarkieMX 3 роки тому +12

    Opie should have listened better to Patrices "twisted way of looking at relationships".
    Maybe him and Ant would still be together then.

  • @wattdog16
    @wattdog16 6 років тому +20

    Looks like dummy Lisa Loeb finally got the hint and ended up marrying down, despite her surety that she believed she deserved to marry up

  • @EricTheActor805
    @EricTheActor805 4 роки тому +62

    3 men that we needed for 2016-2020
    Patrice O'Neal
    Andrew Breitbart
    Christopher Hitchens
    What a shame we lost them too soon

    • @robertdirocco1885
      @robertdirocco1885 4 роки тому +4

      @DabCityBitch and Greg Giraldo

    • @smasher.338
      @smasher.338 4 роки тому +4

      Why couldn't have the universe took vos instead of Patrice?!?!

    • @JoePvpii
      @JoePvpii 4 роки тому +6

      George Carlin as well

    • @muffinman2946
      @muffinman2946 4 роки тому +1

      You're a woman and you like all 3 of those?

    • @EricTheActor805
      @EricTheActor805 4 роки тому +1

      @@muffinman2946
      Youre not very sharp, are you?

  • @Nalahmad1
    @Nalahmad1 5 років тому +11

    I like how women call picking up food from a buffet "hunting"

  • @ob3alva
    @ob3alva 5 років тому +22

    Lmao took Patrice 16 minutes for him to snap, the build up is worth it though 😂😂

  • @brianlove1943
    @brianlove1943 6 років тому +54

    She just looks too serious and she doesn't even look or sound like she would be fun to be around. I would not date her

    • @estebanb7166
      @estebanb7166 6 років тому +9

      brian love I'm sure this would break her heart.

    • @zimmerman1031
      @zimmerman1031 6 років тому +7

      Yeah but I'm sure you'd throw a shot into her.

    • @robbienesbit5694
      @robbienesbit5694 6 років тому

      brian love ☺️

    • @2FadeMusic
      @2FadeMusic 5 років тому +4

      Jay Santana She’s rich as fuck bro she’s payin for that Uber

  • @artificialintelligence0101
    @artificialintelligence0101 3 роки тому +8

    The voices of pandering men in the background is absolutely cringe af

  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli25 5 років тому +16

    I've given Opie a lot of shit in the past but man I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard after he asked her "What is Stay on there 18 times?" Fucking hilarious

  • @briansimerl4014
    @briansimerl4014 10 місяців тому +5

    "OK 37, goodluck with that". Patrice is too funny.

  • @3ShotTGK
    @3ShotTGK 6 років тому +75

    Lisa...shut your mouth, let Patrice talk and listen...
    And yes the same can be said to Opie as well

    • @greycryoclasm1350
      @greycryoclasm1350 6 років тому +1

      GCKelloch You just don’t understand. (Tosses coin)

    • @RobertWilliams-mg7tm
      @RobertWilliams-mg7tm 6 років тому +2

      3 Shot Tim Knight mfs butt hurt lmao

    • @mgtow-balance3409
      @mgtow-balance3409 6 років тому

      yes i know jordan peterson: ua-cam.com/video/XkwFgNe0QmI/v-deo.html
      just another gendercon (and there are MANY out there!)

    • @PalashaGabarra
      @PalashaGabarra 5 років тому +2

      @@GCKelloch Beta male.

    • @dubisays
      @dubisays 3 роки тому +1

      @@PalashaGabarra he’s aggressively arguing with himself. I respect that

  • @daleravic
    @daleravic 5 років тому +19

    Patrice saying to Vos, "Shut up stupid." Lmao!

    • @bogdanalindaragiu1314
      @bogdanalindaragiu1314 3 роки тому

      I'm sure Vos heard that a lot of times from Patrice haha

    • @daleravic
      @daleravic 3 роки тому

      @@bogdanalindaragiu1314 When I'm depressed I just play, "Did I say that? I didn't say that stupid!" Lmao!

  • @charliepeterson8171
    @charliepeterson8171 6 років тому +78

    Do you like black men?
    It's so early I just woke up.
    Hahahahahahahaha

    • @whoodyGPonder-fj6hq
      @whoodyGPonder-fj6hq 6 років тому +1

      Why couldn't she say that... LOL

    • @Bromadlife
      @Bromadlife 5 років тому +1

      Right! It's very easy..... Do I like black women? NO!!

    • @JaySantanaofficial
      @JaySantanaofficial 5 років тому +6

      David Belcher I don’t like white women 😂 either stick bugs or diabetic and all white women got the same hairstyle lmaoo

    • @TheFaithfulAtheist
      @TheFaithfulAtheist 5 років тому +7

      >It's so early I just woke up.
      So all the black people are still asleep?

  • @briangaudino4559
    @briangaudino4559 4 роки тому +8

    Patrice was the best in his field! Right up there with Dave Chappelle.

  • @Bobbibouchersmumwasright
    @Bobbibouchersmumwasright 2 роки тому +10

    “Kind , loving and ready for solid relationship” is the equivalent to buying a new car and asking for wheels , roof and a engine! 😂😂

  • @johnsurabian2010
    @johnsurabian2010 4 роки тому +8

    You can not beat nature ... Well done Patrice

  • @scasey1960
    @scasey1960 6 років тому +11

    Patrice is spot on. Over 40 it’s in vitro fertilization. Were the eggs even hers??

    • @Spootnik
      @Spootnik 3 роки тому +2

      Depends on the person, women were popping them out till they were dead back during times of strife and 40 year olds giving birth wasn't unheard of, though they had a good chance of dying during birth.
      Pissed her off though and that's what counts.

  • @entropyfun
    @entropyfun 6 років тому +20

    She stood her ground and didn't get emotional and the guys respected her in the end.

    • @ampmri2434
      @ampmri2434 4 роки тому +3

      Patrice was emotional for the both of them.

  • @bearfoot843
    @bearfoot843 6 років тому +32

    Rich, Blue Balls, White Knight, Voss.

  • @heruapocalypse2021
    @heruapocalypse2021 6 років тому +12

    Dates don't work.What work is! If You're out and about some where and You and a Person catch each other's Eyes.Ya'll just have to get together soon or later.And Sleep together.And Y'all find that You all really like each other.And can get along.Shiiiit!!! That's Ball Game.Problem solved.

    • @HURT108
      @HURT108 3 роки тому

      Sounds like a rom com plot

  • @jplb96
    @jplb96 6 років тому +7

    23:30 is the greatest takedown I've ever seen.

  • @the701squad
    @the701squad 6 років тому +85

    Patrice was a God

    • @billoba76
      @billoba76 6 років тому +7

      the701squad I refer to him as my Lord and savior Patrice O'Neal

    • @the701squad
      @the701squad 6 років тому +3

      Sneakers And Reefer Amen to that

    • @RolandBlazay
      @RolandBlazay 6 років тому +1

      the701squad until patrice hangs on a cross for me and comes back from the dead, hes not Lord. I love patrice though, on a human level.

    • @miapiare
      @miapiare 6 років тому +1

      the701squad gods are immortal

  • @annettemiranda4923
    @annettemiranda4923 4 роки тому +5

    Tbh listening to Patrice made me look at myself and reflect fr

  • @atravelerofbothtimespace4172
    @atravelerofbothtimespace4172 3 роки тому +6

    Patrice was the real-life standup version of the werewolf in the Rampage video game .
    Savage 🤣 ❤️ never will b another Patrice

  • @miapiare
    @miapiare 6 років тому +35

    Opie had a rare BURN on stay. That was good.

  • @Private_Property-FBA
    @Private_Property-FBA 5 років тому +7

    Patrice was 1,000,000 percent right.

  • @ronweasley4767
    @ronweasley4767 7 місяців тому +10

    It’s 2024 and she’s still single

    • @joeysoG
      @joeysoG 3 місяці тому +1

      I would LOVE to laugh and agree believe me but nah she is married bro and has been for about 16 years now

    • @kenobi639
      @kenobi639 2 місяці тому

      ☕☕☕

    • @richsmith5292
      @richsmith5292 Місяць тому

      Dumb bitch to old to pass the dumb bitch gene sounds like a victory

  • @bearfoot843
    @bearfoot843 6 років тому +7

    21:40 “it’s not fair to MEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
    How about the dude?
    P was a fuckin killa.

  • @MidTierVillain
    @MidTierVillain 6 років тому +11

    Rich with the shameless plug- and, then destroys it following it up with something stupid. Lol

    • @FractalPrism.
      @FractalPrism. 6 років тому

      The plug should have followed laughter that he created, instead it was an ambush.

  • @NewportB0agies
    @NewportB0agies 7 місяців тому +2

    Just realized how much Patrice influenced Kevin Samuels. Kevin even shouted him out once. RIP Patrice and RIP Godfather.

  • @kcjones7735
    @kcjones7735 5 років тому +7

    I Love Patrice O'Neal mind frame💯 Wmen want a Prize already while Men can have a "fixer upper"

  • @tecno8335
    @tecno8335 5 місяців тому +1

    @28:30 super rare Opie W "What is the song "Stay" on there eighteen times" LOL

  • @JBrown_Trivium
    @JBrown_Trivium 5 років тому +5

    "Is the song STAY on there 18 times ?"
    Jesus Opie ! Fucking smashed that hahaha

  • @VashStarwind
    @VashStarwind 6 місяців тому +2

    Patrice is saying that a woman wants a man to already be perfect when they meet, and doesnt want to have to help build him up, or help him be successful in anyway, (which some guys need a woman to even help them be successful { its a catch 22}), they dont want to put the work in to help their man become a better person. A man is willing to help a woman become a better woman and be more successful, and therefor a better partner. Its not about "changing" the man. Its about supporting him, and seeing his potential from the start, and helping him achieve it.
    A woman just wants a man to be perfect right off the bat; they arent willing to put the work in to help him become that.

    • @kenobi639
      @kenobi639 2 місяці тому +2

      That's why they say "Women just wait at the finish line to pick the best man"

  • @spookypen
    @spookypen 5 років тому +14

    "Myspace me" lol

  • @WaltPDABADGUY
    @WaltPDABADGUY 6 років тому +7

    Man I lost it when he said "what is the song stay on there 18 times" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaeltavares7190
    @michaeltavares7190 4 роки тому +4

    Name another person that was very well spoken and made valid point while being hilarious than Patrice...RIP

  • @notexactlyrocketscience
    @notexactlyrocketscience Рік тому +5

    she had her first kid, with a jewish fellow, in 2009. patrice saw right through her bullshit

  • @DaddyandMaddy
    @DaddyandMaddy 4 роки тому +15

    I give her credit I love Patrice but this girl was open minded n was not scared of him.great content.n no one yelled

    • @tanakinskywalker7089
      @tanakinskywalker7089 4 роки тому +2

      No she’s not. She talks too much without listening to a man tell her how men are

    • @MexicanAmericanPhilippines
      @MexicanAmericanPhilippines 4 роки тому +5

      She had to play it off , but deep down inside amd after the call she was mad AF 😄

  • @tylersveryownreactionchann7613
    @tylersveryownreactionchann7613 2 роки тому +4

    One of Opie’s best jokes. The Best of Lisa Loeb with “Stay” 13 times 😂

  • @entensevibez
    @entensevibez 2 роки тому +3

    I liked the fact patrice waited then the first word he says "its like hitting the lottery"

  • @RBG-ez7pd
    @RBG-ez7pd 4 роки тому +8

    37 and she’s trying to get married lol

  • @9Skiddlerip9
    @9Skiddlerip9 5 років тому +4

    "...no, she's doing way more than breathing." Did anyone hear the other hole before Lisa came in? Everything here, that's not Patrice talking is worthless. But I love it.

  • @mistah_chau
    @mistah_chau 5 років тому +6

    Interview starts at 16:07 😄

  • @Yoursoul101
    @Yoursoul101 3 роки тому +9

    Lmao. He's so right. She is the woman who has not been told "hey stop acting spoiled and grow up". So she never grew.

  • @tenitri5023
    @tenitri5023 4 роки тому +5

    18:40 his “content” of it was the same as his “context” 😂

  • @gabrielfierro8729
    @gabrielfierro8729 4 роки тому +5

    Going out on a dates and not having sex 😂😂😂....i don believe it!!!

  • @wretchpin
    @wretchpin 6 років тому +5

    I've been listening to Patrice clips super heavy lately, to the point that I hate women, and wanna quiz'em hard anytime I see one....
    When I heard Rich Voss say towards the end, 'You hafta love yerself before you can love...' A for real tear welled up in my eye!
    Fuckin Voss Stinks!!!

  • @trevthird2566
    @trevthird2566 5 років тому +6

    Tbh she actually sounds really sweet

  • @sosawillduma1073
    @sosawillduma1073 4 роки тому +4

    She looks hot but has those steely eyes that tell you how her soul is dark triad.
    I loved it when Patrice said "Thats your fear of being a woman, fear of looking at your man ...you cant be Miss tough no 1 single and also be a loving woman"

  • @Valkonnen
    @Valkonnen 5 років тому +13

    "The wire touched my leg and I thought it was a rat or something."

  • @vedderisbetter29
    @vedderisbetter29 4 роки тому +2

    Vos had her on the ropes in the beginning and Patrice with the TKO after about the 13 mark. So good.

  • @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053
    @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053 4 роки тому +8

    28:39 Opie dropping the Hiroshoma bomb

  • @dutch1187
    @dutch1187 10 місяців тому +2

    She got married in 2009 to a younger actor.