The Black Phillip Show Episode 5

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  • @kaziplayz1623
    @kaziplayz1623 6 років тому +2326

    As a young `17yr old young man raised by a single mother I thank god I found Patrice because I would be a simp without him

    • @justust4872
      @justust4872 6 років тому +244

      Kai remember your mom WILL treat you like you’re her man. Keep her in her place and don’t allow her to be co-dependent.

    • @gnarman135
      @gnarman135 6 років тому +92

      Justus T real shit happened to me

    • @Maestro-gh2ei
      @Maestro-gh2ei 6 років тому +89

      good shit bro spread the message to other niggas too

    • @gcrazy64
      @gcrazy64 6 років тому +42

      @Mm Mmm jus gonna call his mom's a bitch tho? Niggas terrible

    • @christopherhernandez3909
      @christopherhernandez3909 6 років тому +15

      Kai same here

  • @rollin100s9
    @rollin100s9 2 місяці тому +13

    Patrice,still relevant after these years,Rest in Power homie

  • @lowbo47omsascotave
    @lowbo47omsascotave 9 місяців тому +8

    *Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !*
    _Tappin' in from South Central LA_
    *4/9/24*
    It feels like a good time for a Black Phillip binge. The weather is cooperating out here in LA lately so it's time for a mental cleanse.
    Rest easy Big Homie 🙏🏾 We're listening.
    🤜🏾💥🤛🏾

  • @Undersc6re
    @Undersc6re 5 років тому +561

    Can we take a moment to appreciate Drew Boogie for always being on the show just to listen and not even say a single word

    • @ryannafe9252
      @ryannafe9252 4 роки тому +101

      Yeah I think Drew is just a smart dude who’s interested in philosophy generally and the women/relationships topics specifically. So he just came to hang out and watch the show live.

    • @Tes-qe1jc
      @Tes-qe1jc 4 роки тому +42

      I would’ve done the same thing too had I been him.

    • @2feettotheground
      @2feettotheground 4 роки тому +97

      Drew is Patrice’s Jamie lol

    • @ViewsFromTheDeathStar
      @ViewsFromTheDeathStar 3 роки тому +22

      @@2feettotheground lol the first jamie

    • @jflanagan9696
      @jflanagan9696 3 роки тому +5

      @@2feettotheground 🤣🤣

  • @rBennich
    @rBennich 2 роки тому +282

    Patrice: Women don't understand metaphors.
    Also Patrice: It's the blind leading the blind.
    Kareth: I'm not blind.

    • @EmilSosnin
      @EmilSosnin 2 роки тому +21

      lmao

    • @David-qo3wm
      @David-qo3wm 2 роки тому +49

      It's crazy how they take you literally when you don't want them to and get to mind reading when you ask a simple question.

    • @Propheciii
      @Propheciii 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 2 роки тому +34

      @@David-qo3wm They would rather play dumb than take an honest L. Ego.

    • @KingKong-ye3it
      @KingKong-ye3it 2 роки тому +9

      @@sethiddings7293 real talk bro 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣 that's a great fuckin quote

  • @squat666
    @squat666 6 років тому +193

    "Pussy is important, but it ain't special" -- Patrice O'Neal

  • @seroyal1089
    @seroyal1089 8 років тому +560

    I could listen to Patrice talk for hours. so much wisdom!

    • @SkribbalOfficial
      @SkribbalOfficial 5 років тому +7

      Genius

    • @Veteran0831
      @Veteran0831 4 роки тому +5

      #metoo and thanks to the black Phillip show now I can.

    • @shaunaballard2311
      @shaunaballard2311 4 роки тому +16

      He’s taught me how to be a soldier and how to be a good girl at 39 years old. I’m not sick anymore!!! ❤️

    • @artreusviscuvious4179
      @artreusviscuvious4179 4 роки тому +1

      I do!

    • @shaunaballard2311
      @shaunaballard2311 4 роки тому +3

      I think this might have been my 8 or 9th way through...

  • @TheGreatVillard-pk7fo
    @TheGreatVillard-pk7fo 7 місяців тому +49

    still here in 2024

    • @Onetakelifestyle3323
      @Onetakelifestyle3323 6 місяців тому

      Better late than never 😂

    • @ThePhantomBean
      @ThePhantomBean 2 місяці тому

      1st watch thru for me. 2024, october

    • @JpizzleDGY
      @JpizzleDGY 2 місяці тому

      Same, 33 year old first listen.

    • @carsons3224
      @carsons3224 23 дні тому

      20 years old going through my second listen this year. First listen was during the summer this year

  • @j.kwame7970
    @j.kwame7970 6 років тому +131

    When Patrice said "My Happiness Is Paramount" I got chills !!

  • @scottandcoke1342
    @scottandcoke1342 5 років тому +801

    Kareth's strategy:
    1) try and take patrice on
    2) lose
    3) laugh as if she's part of the crew
    4) repeat

    • @DonVito703
      @DonVito703 5 років тому +30

      😂😂😂

    • @richk320
      @richk320 5 років тому +46

      Perfect summation!

    • @relaxcombo123
      @relaxcombo123 4 роки тому +12

      53:55 is one of the best things she could’ve asked though

    • @usern4metak3ns
      @usern4metak3ns 4 роки тому +38

      @@relaxcombo123 stfu scumbag. Patrice is more human than you clearly. He never questioned whether or not someone was human...
      He gave everyone the benefit of the doubt on that.

    • @shaunaballard2311
      @shaunaballard2311 4 роки тому +66

      I liked Karith out of all the holes. At least she laughed along at Patrice and didn’t sit there getting pissed.

  • @robertvilla1670
    @robertvilla1670 6 років тому +671

    Listening my 5 th time thru now. Each podcast, patrice faces a harder enemy, culminating with carlotta at the end. A true master. I recommend listening to these till you know the philosophy like the back of your hand, like the book of eli. This will have you set for life with women. Trust me bros

    • @hublotkingcole683
      @hublotkingcole683 6 років тому +8

      Robert Villa true indeed

    • @MIYIAUQ
      @MIYIAUQ 6 років тому +35

      Robert Villa Carlotta still pisses me off to this day. I hate that the last episode was ruined with her bs

    • @nuggert
      @nuggert 6 років тому +27

      Black Phillip Show changed my life

    • @Mr.Witness
      @Mr.Witness 6 років тому +56

      Somebody needs to clip this shit for instagram generation whose attention span doesnt go past a one minute clip

    • @TheBraski
      @TheBraski 6 років тому +31

      Yeah, Dr. Z was the ultimate showdown for Patrice and he still won

  • @Batz130
    @Batz130 5 років тому +283

    "Possessing a mind is free will, possessing a body is control". -Patrice O'Neal quote. Black Philip Jewel's 👍💯

    • @JiggyJones0
      @JiggyJones0 3 роки тому +4

      Possessing a mind is the highest form of control. Indoctrination, brainwashing, and mental slavery are more powerful forms of control than chains and bondage.

    • @daviedood2503
      @daviedood2503 3 роки тому +1

      Get the mind and the body will fall.

    • @chrismanning2433
      @chrismanning2433 2 роки тому

      @@JiggyJones0 It is your free will to accept the indoctrination, brain washing etc.

  • @showrunner2183
    @showrunner2183 3 роки тому +235

    This is what women want
    - the authority of men
    - the benefits of being a woman
    - and the accountability of a children

    • @daviedood2503
      @daviedood2503 3 роки тому +22

      The freedom of a teenager as well

    • @daviedood2503
      @daviedood2503 3 роки тому +3

      @Music Sauna Mixing Board 2 Δ MUSIC SΔUNΔ well I mean they want to run out and be free like a teenager but not held accountable for anything. They feel they can do whatever and there's zero consequences and always have a bs answer for everything when u call em out on it

    • @Macheako
      @Macheako 2 роки тому

      the one thing women want...... *is all your shit* 😂😂

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 2 роки тому +6

      @@daviedood2503 They're like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys when he's dumping trash in the lake "Well ya know it's like nature just does it's thing and takes care of it. Every time i come here it's all gone. So it's not even really littering if you ask me"

    • @daviedood2503
      @daviedood2503 2 роки тому

      @@sethiddings7293 hahahah

  • @yaziyo
    @yaziyo 10 років тому +363

    Welcome to the Black Phillip show. I am not Black Phillip.

  • @anelemsimang5692
    @anelemsimang5692 2 роки тому +94

    When the show breaks and it gets to the "who had the herpes" bit, it gets me all the time😂

    • @drumlion2005
      @drumlion2005 Рік тому

      Same 😂

    • @rBennich
      @rBennich Рік тому +3

      The irony is that Patrice once said "herpes is never funny" in one of the episodes. He accidentally disproved himself.

    • @bobbyyoung4491
      @bobbyyoung4491 Рік тому +2

      He's not contradicting. He was literally asking who had the herpes. Herpes isn't a mild joke to bring out is what he meant. The lightest way you could take some one joking about you having herpes is taking it as 'oh this person is bringing out the big big BIG GUNS' 💯 He was right.

    • @rBennich
      @rBennich Рік тому

      @@bobbyyoung4491 Are you talking to me?

    • @bobbyyoung4491
      @bobbyyoung4491 Рік тому

      @@rBennich yea. You get what I'm saying? In one case he literally was asking "who had the herpes?" It was funny but it wasn't accusatory. In the other case he was calling Carlotta out because she WAS saying it in an accusatory way, and that line would probably make the laughing stop in most cases. You start wondering if that person REALLY HAS herpes 😆😆

  • @tylerh2548
    @tylerh2548 7 років тому +441

    college would have gone so differently if i heard these live

    • @julioacceus253
      @julioacceus253 6 років тому +1

      What do you mean?

    • @CKMLMA8
      @CKMLMA8 6 років тому +52

      He probably means if he had heard these then he wouldn't have had the problems with women that he probably had when he was in college.

    • @chiefcaptn1922
      @chiefcaptn1922 5 років тому +15

      @@julioacceus253 read english

    • @rickjames420
      @rickjames420 4 роки тому +4

      Same man just to have listened to them live. I don't know how I didn't here of anything OnA until last year. I had Bob and fucking Tom during work. Oh I'm a douche.

    • @ELISHACAEZ
      @ELISHACAEZ 3 роки тому

      @@rickjames420 bob and tom are alright though they kinda funny you can have some laughs from them
      I’m 19 and I used to listen to many MANY comedians all throughout middleschool and highschool

  • @TreeVan22
    @TreeVan22 11 років тому +386

    This man was the most recent true philosopher we've had in this world

    • @grafmecx2641
      @grafmecx2641 4 роки тому +9

      Don't forget George Carlin..

    • @jokullah
      @jokullah 4 роки тому +4

      @@grafmecx2641 Carlin sorta predates o neil

    • @robmendoza6210
      @robmendoza6210 4 роки тому +7

      I'm 37 and for my generation I agree 100% with what your saying.I can't get enough for the past 6 years Ive been listening.He might have saved my life,not physically but mentally for sure.

    • @wacodraco1558
      @wacodraco1558 4 роки тому +2

      Patrice was our king

    • @JayG666
      @JayG666 3 роки тому +3

      Plato, socrates, laVey, O'Neil.

  • @556WalkemdownTorrents
    @556WalkemdownTorrents 4 роки тому +110

    "Young people can take this advice if they want too. ...This is a show for motherf'ers who are TIRED of not being happy and not understanding the thing that's calling in their gut. "

  • @manonjuliette1725
    @manonjuliette1725 4 роки тому +129

    If you listen to this when you’re 17yrs old and completely lost, it’s like finding The Bible. Patrice Philosophy goes right into what you always felt has a man but haven’t had the courage to do and say. Truth and Righteousness.

    • @man.dingus
      @man.dingus 4 роки тому +19

      The Bible ain’t got shit on Black Phillip

    • @snakethepeg7828
      @snakethepeg7828 3 роки тому +3

      @@man.dingus Patrice was the king but he wasn't God

    • @vaughncollins1386
      @vaughncollins1386 3 роки тому +6

      @@snakethepeg7828 Yeah because Patrice is real or he was

    • @rBennich
      @rBennich 2 роки тому +3

      @@snakethepeg7828 Yeah, well the Bible isn't God either. It's just a book.

    • @VisionaryVicente
      @VisionaryVicente Рік тому +4

      @@man.dingus Y'all haven't read the Bible then. It states how things work and the dynamic between men and women. If you read it, you'd know a lot more of how things work. Patrice is teaching tactical ideas aka how the ideas actually take form in interaction in detail.
      However, the Bible has the BIG ideas and ways of thinking that would result in the tactical behaviors.
      Also, Patrice is not wrong on women. The country has fallen to whoredom and Patrice's ways and ideas are how to deal with a country of 304s. He is the king of 304s. He has been damaged though which resulted in who he is. The slayer of 304s.

  • @godspeedforevertv
    @godspeedforevertv 11 років тому +269

    I'm sorry I found these after he passed. Now I'll have to listen to these episodes like John Connor for the gospel

    • @MikeErnesto
      @MikeErnesto 6 років тому +1

      GodSpeed TheGreat thats hilarious and true lol

  • @raduionut8651
    @raduionut8651 3 роки тому +57

    “It’s never a woman’s fault. They are just goofy like that” 😂😂 love when he calls them goofy. BP❤️

  • @Hugo-xj2mj
    @Hugo-xj2mj 3 роки тому +219

    0:00 Introduction.
    3:38 What the show is about.
    6:11 Co-hosts' theme songs. Kathleen's substitute: Karith Foster.
    19:52 Karith asks why is Valentine's Day awful.
    23:26 *Battle women's emotion with logic. How women avoid getting rejected.*
    29:11 Why women are not good at leading.
    31:41 Social constructs make women disrespectful.
    34:25 Break. Banter.
    41:10 Randy has fucked more in the past 6 months than the previous 3 years thanks to Patrice. Implied future pussy scam. Randy gives an example.
    49:51 Phil thanks Patrice as well. How you end up her friend (time and pussy for men vs. women). Your happiness is paramount. Teach them how to be lovable.
    1:03:27 Eric's girl left him but told him she'll come back in 3 months. Women want to support a man they believe in. Shark analogy. Never let her think she has you. Be elusive.
    1:17:36 Nathan is in a long distance relationship and his girl suggested an open relationship.
    1:26:50 Break. Banter.
    1:29:20 *Cousin Joe asks if he should take his girl back. Patrice has a message to the young people listening.*
    1:34:36 Karith's jedi mind tricks. Women like to talk about nothing.
    1:37:48 Steve tries to get Patrice.
    1:38:55 Jermaine's girl now lives with her step brother who used to be her boyfriend.
    1:44:17 Nate still loves his ex, but now she has two kids. Use them as leverage.
    1:50:18 Victor gets jealous a lot. Don't love her 100%. Detach from her body.
    1:59:28 Karith tries to explain what a 50/50 relationship is. Men and women at work.
    2:04:55 *Santino's opinion on Karith's answers. Dante explains why women give vague answers: If they give you a straight answer, you can refute it with logic.*
    2:08:45 Big Daddy sparks a conversation on women's clothing.
    2:11:27 *Monique is on the men's side. Women are emotional and men are analytical.*
    2:15:17 Break. Banter.
    2:20:34 Bob is a plan B and being pimped. Learn to be a dick.
    2:24:00 Josh...
    2:24:51 Charlie is a disabled veteran whose girl (and baby momma) is a junkie, spent all his money and cheated on him while he was in Iraq.
    2:30:46 Conclusion.

  • @muffinman2946
    @muffinman2946 5 років тому +269

    "Between 26 and 32"
    She was exactly 32.

    • @jbvap
      @jbvap 5 років тому +38

      Muffin Man lmao that’s funny. What a dumb bitch

    • @whoknows3229
      @whoknows3229 4 роки тому +54

      Why is it considered rude to ask for a Woman age ? Lol cuz they usually expire by 30.

    • @Thewrightbrotha
      @Thewrightbrotha 4 роки тому +45

      Who Knows I read somewhere in a comment section, this guy replied “a woman doesn’t want to reveal her age because she thinks by hiding it, it will keep the goods from expiring.” 😂😂😂

    • @mattb8943
      @mattb8943 4 роки тому +5

      That's an old bitch

    • @carrington227
      @carrington227 4 роки тому +8

      Patrice destroyed her with she looks good for 38 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @DatOneGuy901
    @DatOneGuy901 11 років тому +130

    I knew of Patrice O'neal months before he died, he had a fan in me from O&A and his stand up. I had heard of TBPS but never really listened...I've been listening to this stuff for the last two days, and it is refreshing to my soul. Patrice made his life's work with this. I needed this..his whole philosophy is so progressive and eye opening. I love this show, I feel I'm leaving the matrix and transcending into a heightened version of myself more and more each episode..

  • @jaym9047
    @jaym9047 4 роки тому +155

    Went for a drive today with my mum and my girlfriend and had to listen to their bullshit about why women get half in divorce settlements. In the end I had to check them both and use some of that karate Patrice taught me. I’m happy, and I’m running my relationship righteously! Just had to take a moment out to remember we’re my skills came from. Thanks Patrice.

    • @andy_palomo
      @andy_palomo 4 роки тому +10

      my man

    • @wacodraco1558
      @wacodraco1558 4 роки тому +3

      Congratulations sensei

    • @justme-kr7lx
      @justme-kr7lx 3 роки тому +36

      2 vs 1 and multigenerational, I think you moved up a belt.

    • @justme-kr7lx
      @justme-kr7lx 3 роки тому +7

      2 vs 1 and multigenerational, I think you moved up a belt.

    • @jghifiversveiws8729
      @jghifiversveiws8729 3 роки тому +9

      @@justme-kr7lx There are no new belts for masters only new levels.

  • @TheWardog6650
    @TheWardog6650 5 років тому +114

    *"Possession Of Mind is Free Will.*
    *"Possession of Body Is Control."*
    One of Patrices best lessons I've ever learned.

  • @isaacmacias4888
    @isaacmacias4888 4 роки тому +26

    One of the great elements of this show is the synchronization of both Patrice and Dante, whenever one of them makes a point the other already knows exactly what is being said and is able to add to it 💯/💯

  • @derekjay.s
    @derekjay.s 4 роки тому +140

    I have officially started using "fair enough" when I know im wrong or someone makes a god dam good point

  • @seoulo_444
    @seoulo_444 3 роки тому +93

    hearing the army guy at the end say “OPERATION FUCK THIS HOE” made me smile so big 😂 8 years later & patrice still bring joy to the world

    • @FierceLegendZ
      @FierceLegendZ 2 роки тому +9

      I hope he was able to get his daughter!

    • @toddn2150
      @toddn2150 Рік тому +5

      That shit made me so happy, I was literally clapping and saluting that man like 15 years later lol. I hope he got his kid back too

  • @BasedGodZolus
    @BasedGodZolus 5 років тому +180

    Damn yo he had to restrain his wisdom for this show. He was damn near untapped. We’re probably missing decades of enlightened conversation because we lost Patrice. RIP to the General

    • @chadleyjohnson9046
      @chadleyjohnson9046 4 роки тому +7

      I’ve been listening for a week now. I’ll remember these days for the rest of my life. I’m so sad he’s gone and I don’t even know the dude...

    • @polishedoptics8739
      @polishedoptics8739 2 роки тому +1

      @@chadleyjohnson9046 he spoke the truth in an encouraging way

    • @icegangsta5161
      @icegangsta5161 6 місяців тому

      We must extrapolate

  • @bonganimkhwanazi2081
    @bonganimkhwanazi2081 6 років тому +55

    January 2019,
    First time listening to TBPS episode 5.
    Let's go!

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 5 років тому

      E Cox means greatest of all times. G.O.A.T.

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 5 років тому +1

      Makaveli chuckling me too men, november 2019 here. Been stalling this shit forever now its time

  • @TheUnDeity
    @TheUnDeity 6 років тому +121

    in what golden universe is Patrice still alive and this turned into an 8 hour a week show..

    • @Deballaphysique
      @Deballaphysique 6 років тому +2

      TheUnDeity i love this dude man r.i.p

    • @MarcAnthem
      @MarcAnthem 5 років тому +18

      The same one where Kevin heart had a stroke instead and Patrice blew up

    • @Sam-um9nu
      @Sam-um9nu 5 років тому

      try the astral realm

    • @Tes-qe1jc
      @Tes-qe1jc 4 роки тому

      I love Carlin.

    • @NotJam3s
      @NotJam3s 3 роки тому

      Nebulon 6

  • @ramsesmartinez4040
    @ramsesmartinez4040 5 років тому +57

    These videos should have at least 3 billion views

    • @healthcoachrich
      @healthcoachrich 3 роки тому

      Yes. The male population of the First World should have watched at least once.

  • @Crystantemum
    @Crystantemum 3 роки тому +28

    "Keep your bear claws off my fins."
    "Keep your honey out of my face. Work in the basement."
    I almost shitted on myself

  • @yahwehisdead
    @yahwehisdead 6 років тому +49

    Patrice is a genius. He is sooo on point. He is roll model for every man young and old.

  • @FrankyJr
    @FrankyJr 4 роки тому +24

    I haven‘t checked the total episodes on here.. and every time I click the next one I‘m afraid it gonna be the last... thx for the infinite wisdom Patrice ✌️

    • @jmlkhan5153
      @jmlkhan5153 7 місяців тому

      I went from the last episode straight back to the first. This guy saved my life.

  • @jwal7190
    @jwal7190 10 років тому +159

    Men and women can't work on their happiness together because of a very simple, understandable perception - Men don't micromanage happiness. Women do.

    • @morrisfly85
      @morrisfly85 10 років тому +21

      Which is why women aren't and weren't suppose to receive equal privileges like before.

    • @morrisfly85
      @morrisfly85 10 років тому +22

      *****
      Which I don't allow it to mean shit to me. However, the powers that be are the ones calling the shots, so it doesn't matter what I do or think. Why let these bitches vote when they typically don't know a damn thing about the candidates?
      If women micromanage happiness all of the time, don't you think giving them the same privileges as Men will have a negative impact on society; as it already has. Women's actions are constituted by how their mood is one day, but the next day her choices could be the complete opposite.

    • @seriousp313
      @seriousp313 5 років тому +1

      Beautiful perspective dude!

    • @daniels874
      @daniels874 4 роки тому +3

      @@morrisfly85 they could vote with conscious /awareness but based only by emotions like ok I as a woman will vote for hillary Clinton because she is also a woman or she has beautiful dress or smile whatever.... They can vote based by stunning bullshit

  • @drizzya.c8262
    @drizzya.c8262 4 місяці тому +4

    I cant be the only one who LOVES karith she is hilarious 😂😂😂 she my favorite female co-host

    • @MrVaDelux
      @MrVaDelux 3 місяці тому +3

      Yea shes so sweet and her energy is adorable she’s like a little sister shooting the shits with her older brothers

  • @LiogCeartas
    @LiogCeartas 7 років тому +116

    Karinthe is a trooper. She doesn't get overly offended and sees the humor in everything.

    • @andresmurillo7552
      @andresmurillo7552 7 років тому +31

      OTOH, she overreacted in more than once instance, and showed a tendency to deflect and use shame to deviate the argument -when she saw herself losing it-

    • @shehateme9955
      @shehateme9955 6 років тому +27

      @@andresmurillo7552 cant help hw she was born🤣

    • @danielwalley6554
      @danielwalley6554 6 років тому +26

      She shits me off. Every time Patrice says something she follows it up with "yes" or "no" and an argument, constantly inserting herself to have the last say on everything. Bitch doesn't know when to shut the fuck up!

    • @relaxationmeditation499
      @relaxationmeditation499 6 років тому +4

      I'm pretty sure she's a comic. Not sure though.

    • @rocstarang5747
      @rocstarang5747 5 років тому

      It's cause she's busted.

  • @lowbo47omsascotave
    @lowbo47omsascotave Рік тому +4

    *Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !*
    _Tappin' in from South Central LA_
    *6/20/23*
    Timeless, timeless, timeless.
    These episodes will live forever.
    Rest easy Big Homie 🙏🏾 We're listening.
    🤜🏾💥🤛🏾

  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli25 5 років тому +90

    God I wish the movie Hitch starred Patrice and Jerry from CT

  • @thelastdebarge3530
    @thelastdebarge3530 6 років тому +43

    That Sanford & Son bit had me in TEARS 🤣

  • @Filibie
    @Filibie 2 місяці тому +3

    Yo Patrice was on something else in this episode :D

  • @daquansbussy4288
    @daquansbussy4288 2 роки тому +19

    52:49 "That-That honesty thing.."
    Love how Karith talks about honesty like it's some foreign concept to her. 🤣

  • @jel6228
    @jel6228 3 роки тому +17

    Patrice had so much fun doing what he did, helping young men understand ladies...no wonder he wasn't scared to go...I think this is the best way to live!

    • @lockandreload
      @lockandreload 3 роки тому

      He was scared to go. That's why he went vegan etc

    • @fisty539
      @fisty539 Рік тому

      @@lockandreload at the beginning of the end, until then he couldn't care less. Norton, Colin and Vos even said they were concerned and would talk to him, but too little too late. At least he lived a righteous good life while leaving behind a legacy. Half a million people have listened to this 1 ep, I'd think he'd be psyched. RIP Big Man

  • @theodoretheelder6248
    @theodoretheelder6248 4 роки тому +15

    "This is gonna be the intro to the show from now on." Never played it again LOL Patrice was the greatest. Rip Legend.

  • @roronoazoro5521
    @roronoazoro5521 6 років тому +27

    The most hilarious intro I ever heard in a podcast.
    Laughed so hard I almost crashed my car!

  • @yourstruly4913
    @yourstruly4913 7 років тому +82

    The best thing about TBPS is there is no Opie saying hold on, hold on or we gotta move on

    • @gcrazy64
      @gcrazy64 6 років тому +11

      But I fukn love when Patrice said "ok bitch hol on" lmao

  • @donmooney21
    @donmooney21 4 роки тому +53

    The girl in the long distance relationship, but doesn't drive or work. Is complaining that the guy won't visit on work nights.
    The girl comes into the room and asks a question. To manipulate a guy into saying yes. Before asking what they actually want.
    Just like Patrice says. Women aren't capable of creating their own happiness. They need a man to create their happiness.
    Everytime. They want the man to do something to make them happy.
    Aka..... The man leading will make them happy.
    Yet when Patrice says it. He's a woman hating jerk. They say it in every story they tell. They just don't realize what they are saying.

  • @FrankAndersonFilm
    @FrankAndersonFilm 3 роки тому +17

    Karith was always such a good sport. She’d get frustrated but never angry.

  • @platosrepublic6965
    @platosrepublic6965 9 років тому +154

    Logic
    ----------
    Emotion

  • @Lurch685
    @Lurch685 6 років тому +39

    God damn I miss this man so much

  • @ContextReallyMatters
    @ContextReallyMatters 8 років тому +207

    "Dante is infinitely more important than you"

    • @retrorenaissance9497
      @retrorenaissance9497 5 років тому +39

      you have to be an idiot to believe that Dante was nothing before or after Patrice. Former pimp, Former male stripper, comedian, Beige Phillip podcast, a lot of Patrice’s theories were formulated with Dante and their late night calls.

    • @Dlck.C.Normous
      @Dlck.C.Normous 5 років тому +12

      @Romeo Tango Listen to the Beige Phillip show, Dante is legit but hes obviously not at Patrice's level

    • @KJVII
      @KJVII 5 років тому +1

      @Romeo Tango Dante is legit bro, look up some of his stuff @ least once

    • @samsampson5985
      @samsampson5985 5 років тому +1

      It's in the video you fuckin fucks.

    • @MisterCrockett
      @MisterCrockett 4 роки тому +13

      Dante is brilliant like Patrice, most people are bias towards Patrice for a fair reason but Dante is his own man the way my homies are their own, I wouldn’t hang out with coattail hanging niggaz cuz that definitely would say a lot about the type of nigga I am

  • @najarms5892
    @najarms5892 3 місяці тому +2

    "Jermaine.... are you a white guy? how that happened?!.... i just missed that!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Mattphillies
    @Mattphillies 4 роки тому +34

    This was by the far the funniest black Phillip episode in my opinion. They ripped Karith, but credit to her for taking it and being able to laugh it off.

    • @theremnants6655
      @theremnants6655 9 місяців тому

      I would say this is the second best. The other episode with Karith (Ep. 7) is even funnier.

  • @bernardhope2031
    @bernardhope2031 5 років тому +44

    1:05:06: “There’s always a PRE-TENSE to when a woman talks”....GOLD MUTHAFUCKA.

  • @kaecake9575
    @kaecake9575 11 місяців тому +4

    "I don't have to love her as much as she loves me. It doesn't make sense, you can't love at the same time. It's impossible for me to love you exactly how you love me. But women want that to be the case."
    -Patrice O'Neal 1:07:19 Episode 5

  • @brianswartz106
    @brianswartz106 2 роки тому +4

    We need more patrice o'neal's in this world today. Let's all spread the gospel so his teachings never die!!

  • @jeffyboyreloaded
    @jeffyboyreloaded 3 роки тому +10

    Black Phillip show is the single funniest thing ever created, Patrice was on a totally different level

  • @machetemedina5185
    @machetemedina5185 4 роки тому +144

    “Who had the herpes?” xD

    • @Merkard
      @Merkard 4 роки тому +14

      I lost my shit

    • @truestdude
      @truestdude 4 роки тому +8

      Bruh!! I heard it as I was reading ur comment!! Omg!! 😅😅😅

    • @ThePunisher-mg5cy
      @ThePunisher-mg5cy 4 роки тому +2

      I’m dead!

    • @ELISHACAEZ
      @ELISHACAEZ 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Dreekuz
      @Dreekuz 3 роки тому +3

      Lmfao funny every time dude

  • @manifestgtr
    @manifestgtr 2 роки тому +37

    Karith was my favorite female sidekick on this show. She had the most genuine sense of humor out of em all

    • @RLO26
      @RLO26 2 роки тому +6

      She really was

    • @xavierjones6852
      @xavierjones6852 2 роки тому +1

      I looked her up and did not expect her to be black lmao she sound like this white girl with big tits I went to school back in the day

  • @rej4166
    @rej4166 3 роки тому +20

    This episode is lit. I have been learning red pill praxeology for a couple years now and came back to Patrice and listen to all of this again, and it is all making sense. Everything these red pill dudes been saying the past couple years was already said by Patrice in this episode.

  • @jarrettthe20-yearrecoverin35
    @jarrettthe20-yearrecoverin35 9 років тому +196

    Turn her mic off .. Her new theme music is Sanford and Son ... lol ..

  • @jotey5129
    @jotey5129 3 роки тому +8

    Patrice would have been the god of podcasts.
    Madly entertaining, educational, uplifting relationships everywhere.

  • @MidTierVillain
    @MidTierVillain 5 років тому +103

    Karith was perfect for this, man, she was THE best female Patrice had on TBPS. She rolled with the punches, and was a perfect example of what the men were calling in about.

    • @TheDentist29
      @TheDentist29 2 роки тому +5

      I also love Kathleen being berated on the show.

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah Karith is exactly what you need. A girl who's sick, but not too sick. She'll laugh and joke around, but she's still goofy af. Perfect.

  • @toyfunnytv
    @toyfunnytv Рік тому +2

    I've had the unfortunate thought to call the show about my question and it makes me wish even more that Patrice was here to guide me . I just have to apply his wisdom in 2023!

  • @RainierALopez
    @RainierALopez 6 років тому +98

    The most red-pilled comedian of all time

    • @charleshendrix3137
      @charleshendrix3137 5 років тому +44

      Rainier Lopez Patrice was way above all that red/blue pill shit. He was just a genuine and honest guy who saw the strings that control us all.

    • @GX2re
      @GX2re 5 років тому +27

      Tbh if you speak to older generations this wasnt Red Pill it was just common sense

    • @Mathias6x
      @Mathias6x 5 років тому +10

      @@GX2re His common sense ain't really that common. There's a lot of blue pulled simps out there.

    • @Sealwithwificonnection
      @Sealwithwificonnection 4 роки тому +2

      @@Mathias6x read: older generations

    • @Mathias6x
      @Mathias6x 4 роки тому +1

      @@Sealwithwificonnection older generations had a lot of simps too

  • @roronoazoro5521
    @roronoazoro5521 6 років тому +32

    This guy.
    This show.
    Greatest evah!!

  • @bigfactsbroski
    @bigfactsbroski 5 років тому +84

    "hey, patrice, I love you and really look up to you, man! I really don't like women" LMFAO

  • @yunggpacino
    @yunggpacino 3 роки тому +10

    Gentleman welcome to one of the great minds of our time and it's all captured on youtube for free please send this to the younger men this breed of men is going instinct.

    • @jmlkhan5153
      @jmlkhan5153 7 місяців тому

      I played it in the truck with my trainee the other day. 16 year old kid. He liked it. We saved one.

  • @mikejump64
    @mikejump64 2 роки тому +5

    2023 is here.... Patrice O'Neal is forever in rotation especially when the women in my life aren't acting right!!!

  • @SpartanExistence
    @SpartanExistence 3 роки тому +12

    The backbone of my my philosophy w women came from Patrice ‘always be ready to take the Loss’...the subtext would read ‘my happiness is paramount’

  • @makkam999
    @makkam999 4 роки тому +45

    1:53:53 Gentlemen. dont forget this. Been listening to Patrice for years and starting slipping and forgot this point. my girl punked out last second and I was left looking like a bitch. never go more than 90%. its a cold way to live, but its a cold game. stay sharp boys.

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 2 роки тому +1

      Heavy is the head of the one that bears the crown. But better to be a King with a heavy head, than a slave to some wretched ice queen who's kingdom is slowly crumbling with Her looks.

    • @Ch0rty628
      @Ch0rty628 Рік тому

      Just went through a bitch moment too bro. Came back to sharpen up my skills. Can't believe I let that happen.

  • @JWStreeter
    @JWStreeter Рік тому +16

    Can you imagine if Patrice was still alive today? This man literally was doing the equivalent of a dating talk podcast 16 years before any of that shit was a thing. Everything he said is poetic. He'd have one of the most succesful podcasts today if he was still alive.

  • @CHICKEN66100
    @CHICKEN66100 9 років тому +24

    The movie he talks about is Untouchables. Genius Patrice, on that level.

  • @pablo-tr5jm
    @pablo-tr5jm 5 років тому +27

    Our leader lives on forever.

  • @benjaminbell7604
    @benjaminbell7604 9 років тому +48

    First comment into 2016! May his teachings live on!!!!!!!

    • @crowdseyeview
      @crowdseyeview 5 років тому

      B_SingerOfficial ima make that an annual tradition

  • @ArdbodiedE
    @ArdbodiedE 9 років тому +202

    You can call, i'll listen to you talk about nothing

    • @crowdseyeview
      @crowdseyeview 5 років тому +22

      Alice who had da herpes

    • @kasayol
      @kasayol 5 років тому +4

      jarid price 😂 3 years later

  • @abcdefghjjklmnop
    @abcdefghjjklmnop 2 роки тому +4

    Insight with Patrice is extremely deep. Its surprising how many layers he covers.

  • @lowbo47omsascotave
    @lowbo47omsascotave Рік тому +4

    *Eastside Low Bottoms sh*t !*
    _Tappin' in from South Central LA_
    *2/8/23*
    I'm catching up on my credits. School is in session up in this biiiiiiitch !
    Rest easy Big Homie 🙏🏾 We're listening.
    🤜🏾💥🤛🏾

  • @phillychick4196
    @phillychick4196 Рік тому +3

    Just wanna say I support y’all crazy ass men. Love the show. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @metalmayhem3622
    @metalmayhem3622 8 років тому +121

    46:18 "If you start playing the game!" - Karith
    57:05 "I'm saying don't play games." - Karith, after Patrice points out she's double talking.
    26:45 "You made me curse!" WHAT? Typical. Blaming him for her actions.

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 2 роки тому +1

      That second time stamp. Soon as He calls Her out She cuts Him off before He can finish explaining how she's waffling. "Why you lookin at the boy with the cute teeth?" YIkes

  • @kencoleman93
    @kencoleman93 3 роки тому +7

    Damn!! This episode came out close to Valentine's day and I randomly just decided to listen to it the day before Valentine's day. Amazing! RIP Patrice

    • @TheLinkedList
      @TheLinkedList 11 місяців тому

      Here we are 3 years later and I did the same. I went to the supermarket after listening and there were simps everywhere buying the corniest "love you" cards and flowers and it made me feel sick. Everyone of those guys is broken

  • @PeterParker-rk4fe
    @PeterParker-rk4fe 4 роки тому +24

    Karith: you cannot possess anybody this is not slavery!
    Dante: that's bullshit
    😂😂😂

  • @Joshrayos
    @Joshrayos 4 роки тому +56

    This shit is gospel, Patrice O’Neal is the greatest black man to ever walk the earth. He embodied righteousness to a godly level. So much game and perspective it’s crazy. Rip

    • @rileyking7214
      @rileyking7214 4 роки тому +4

      I’d say Christ or King David or Solomon first but Patrice is close!!

    • @EmilSosnin
      @EmilSosnin 2 роки тому +1

      @@rileyking7214 No, Patrice is first

  • @kwabenaekubanjr.712
    @kwabenaekubanjr.712 Рік тому +2

    Patrice was just amazing man. An amazing artist. I just love how strong he was. How smart he has. I wish he was still alive to entertain me more

  • @punanny123
    @punanny123 5 років тому +84

    Listening to Patrice UA-cam videos is real life therapy for me. I think that he was ' too real' for Hollywood and did not want to sell his soul for money/ fame. I am definitely not hating on Kevin Hart who landed big movie roles and had sold out large venues doing stand up but I think even Kevin would agree that Patrice was funnier than him.

    • @bige4334
      @bige4334 5 років тому +7

      Big facts

    • @juanmendoza1291
      @juanmendoza1291 4 роки тому +7

      He has admit it.

    • @domino2oh-riginal
      @domino2oh-riginal 4 роки тому +2

      By far; but most comedians are too

    • @HURT108
      @HURT108 3 роки тому +6

      I'm seen them together on a program and Patrice eclipsed him

    • @coltburks5450
      @coltburks5450 3 роки тому +9

      Patrice was bouncing kevin hart on his knee in tough crowd. Wasnt shit. Patrice and chapelle were going through the same shit but Patrice had even less patience for hollywood horseshit.

  • @acesb24
    @acesb24 8 років тому +66

    damn i wish this was still going. R.I.P. Patrice. I think Karrith was the perfect woman for the show

  • @Charlie_Alpha_Lima
    @Charlie_Alpha_Lima 5 років тому +20

    Patrice and Karith's energy in this episode 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @MrPistachio9000
    @MrPistachio9000 11 років тому +15

    The Black Phillip episodes deserve way more views than what they have, they are gold.

  • @aubrey2354
    @aubrey2354 2 роки тому +6

    I swear I rewatch these videos to get motivated to battle women's emotions with logic.

  • @jstevenj1
    @jstevenj1 6 років тому +13

    A great Black Phillip episode, R.I.P. and thanks Patrice...

  • @ngairehodge8566
    @ngairehodge8566 5 років тому +8

    "You know its bad when you have to get rid of a volunteer." Superb! The way Patrice said that; I can not stop laughing.

  • @enjoisk8ta4life
    @enjoisk8ta4life 5 років тому +37

    mad respect to Dante helping that dude at toward the end. family court is some ruthless shit

  • @Undersc6re
    @Undersc6re 5 років тому +10

    This archive is going to withstand the test of time

  • @bigdatez185
    @bigdatez185 3 місяці тому +2

    I went from dating 6's and 7's in my early 20's to 9's and 10's in my early 30's since listening to Patrice + Dante religiously for the past 5 years. Maybe the relationships last shorter, but I NEVER give up ANY of my respect as a man, I NEVER SACRIFICE my manhood and cause I'm happy, the relationship is happy until she violates my non-negotiables

  • @mrsalviboy94
    @mrsalviboy94 5 років тому +74

    Men want traditional women not progressive women, progressive women trade security, kids, fertility for a degree, fun experience, travel. Is totally fine but the sad thing is good guys end up with damage women who won't appreciate the good guy.. ever since I stopped chasing women and began to find inner peace, a purpose for my life, better my health, in other words, ME, I placed myself first over all and I'm definitely happier, guys try it for 6 month to a year find an interesting hobbie or career path and focus in it 100% you'll slowly see that women is not that important! I absolutely love women but I see them as a compliment, an improvement to my life and they act accordingly when I show them that, fellas try it!

    • @rej4166
      @rej4166 3 роки тому +2

      Good work. You figured it out. Don't lose that frame, even if you get married.

    • @JK-gm9sv
      @JK-gm9sv 3 роки тому +1

      Facts

    • @mrsalviboy94
      @mrsalviboy94 3 роки тому

      @@rej4166 I don't plan to get married, I'll just keep a ltr along with a cohabitation agreement and a business contract in case we split up, my partner will take some assets or money. in the end she will invest her time and youth, fair is fair.

  • @stillwater5770
    @stillwater5770 5 років тому +17

    39:35 that Sanford and Son bit..
    I haven't laughed that hard in ages. Patrice is indeed missed.

    • @truestdude
      @truestdude 4 роки тому +2

      Uh huh!!! 😅😅😅

    • @sethiddings7293
      @sethiddings7293 2 роки тому

      "Cmere ya big dummy let me sit on ya dic" XD

  • @uncleruckus5679
    @uncleruckus5679 5 років тому +16

    "You gotta take me out on a date, squaaaak!" Omg solid facts

  • @saintxix1309
    @saintxix1309 Рік тому +3

    I'll never get tired of Patrice raggin on Karith. She was my favorite co-host lol