Everything Wrong With Jason Bourne In 17 Minutes Or Less

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  • Опубліковано 20 жов 2024
  • Jason Bourne brought back Matt Damon & Paul Greengrass for the franchise in what should have been a no-brainer. Instead we get a strange retread movie that is kind of lazy. It's really sad, actually.
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  • @christophersheets5452
    @christophersheets5452 7 років тому +705

    "In case you confused it with London, England." Whoa. The game has changed.

    • @mechasentai
      @mechasentai 7 років тому +37

      Christopher Sheets
      It actually threw me off for a sec. Lol

    • @futuremovieactor
      @futuremovieactor 7 років тому +30

      I laughed. I was like: "Wow! Take that!"

    • @Qureas
      @Qureas 7 років тому +31

      They should have said "In case you confused it with City of London, England." Which actually is a seperate entity within London city.

    • @itscrumbelivable
      @itscrumbelivable 7 років тому +1

      WAR HAS CHAAAAANGED

    • @65MaX73
      @65MaX73 7 років тому +4

      Thought i was in a parallel universe for a whole moment

  • @Az_Iz_Azian
    @Az_Iz_Azian 6 років тому +375

    i like how you went from
    "She's young looking as f*ck" to
    "being 16 years old" to
    "Even though you're 12" to
    "this 7 year old a tech wiz" to
    "this 5 year old has incredible eye sight"

    • @roque.d.yeshua
      @roque.d.yeshua 3 роки тому +24

      9:46 He also called her 9

    • @rustydaboyrobot
      @rustydaboyrobot 3 роки тому +8

      CGI has amazing de-aging technology these days.
      At least it stops before you have to change diapers. 😂

    • @sethbriar8221
      @sethbriar8221 3 роки тому

      You prolly dont care at all but does anybody know of a way to get back into an instagram account??
      I was dumb lost my login password. I appreciate any assistance you can give me

    • @yaelwallace8965
      @yaelwallace8965 3 роки тому +1

      @Seth Briar Instablaster :)

    • @sethbriar8221
      @sethbriar8221 3 роки тому

      @Yael Wallace Thanks for your reply. I got to the site through google and Im in the hacking process now.
      Looks like it's gonna take a while so I will get back to you later with my results.

  • @TeeTagged
    @TeeTagged 6 років тому +185

    I loved that every time you spoke of her, she got younger 16 - 12 - 7 - 6... But was waiting for 'this foetus thinks....'

  • @zwergz1122
    @zwergz1122 7 років тому +1582

    *patiently waits for "Everything Wrong With The Bee Movie"*

    • @benjaminf
      @benjaminf 7 років тому +61

      Stevie Jackson but every ding is replaced with bee

    • @_w3irdpanda_326
      @_w3irdpanda_326 7 років тому +12

      Stevie Jackson YES and a bonus round for everytime they say bee 😂

    • @alexbennett7113
      @alexbennett7113 7 років тому +16

      Stevie Jackson but nothing is wrong with the bee movie

    • @samm8994
      @samm8994 7 років тому +9

      I'll bet a heafty sum that'll be an April 1st video.

    • @toyadragonmaster204
      @toyadragonmaster204 7 років тому +1

      same

  • @aces1237
    @aces1237 7 років тому +2124

    How to watch a movie without watching it

    • @aces1237
      @aces1237 7 років тому +50

      ***** And this is how you can have an opinion about twilight or 30 shades of gray without *becoming mentally insane*
      FIXED

    • @pinewatch5006
      @pinewatch5006 7 років тому +16

      My reason is just because cinemasins of does lots of funny reviews of many movies I'll never care to watch

    • @BboyYashi
      @BboyYashi 7 років тому

      so true man haha

    • @a.miller1806
      @a.miller1806 7 років тому +2

      exactly

    • @paulerate
      @paulerate 7 років тому

      HHehhheheehheEHHEHEheEH
      gO to tRuThcoNTEstcom< rEaD The pREsENT

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 7 років тому +189

    'A subject matching Bourne's description...'
    What...medium size caucasian with dark hair? Yeah...can't imagine THAT wouldn't fit a lot of people!

    • @Statalyzer
      @Statalyzer 6 років тому +6

      Yeah all those white guys look the same.

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 5 років тому +8

      He isn't a "medium size Caucasian with dark hair".
      He is a "Matt Damon size Caucasian with dark hair".

    • @prod_muco
      @prod_muco 4 роки тому +4

      and also how many medium size caucasian dark haired people would steal a police bike in Greece. explain.

    • @ReroutedYearAD
      @ReroutedYearAD 4 роки тому

      Put out an OPB for Matt Damon. Too many of his other characters look like Jason Bourne to bother listing them.

  • @sleepy3d
    @sleepy3d 7 років тому +380

    You had me at "Adobe Criminal Fighter CS 17".

    • @CrotchetRest
      @CrotchetRest 5 років тому +8

      The best IT line from that movie (well, apart from the infamous "enhance" trope) is "use SQL to corrupt their database".

    • @Reyeyawn
      @Reyeyawn Рік тому

      Finder* not fighter 😅

  • @TheLeetoF
    @TheLeetoF 7 років тому +263

    Add 3 more sins to this:
    1) Public transport was not available during the riots in Athens.
    2) In the same group of people you can see Black/Red flags (anarchists/far left) and Greek flags (usually hoisted in demonstrations in Greece by the far right).
    3) Under no way would you be able to drive that fast downtown Athens even when the roads are empty. You'd simply become airBourne from all the potholes that are scattered around. And the parked cars around corners. And the stray dogs etc.

    • @Shay-li3zv
      @Shay-li3zv 7 років тому +2

      The first one isn't a sin. Do you really think a bus or taxi would be driving around when a riot was going on?

    • @doktorfish6143
      @doktorfish6143 7 років тому +2

      1st one he already mentioned

    • @LuisMedina1
      @LuisMedina1 7 років тому +26

      Here's a like for that airBourne pun.

    • @G_Gued
      @G_Gued 7 років тому

      Actually, you're dead wrong on your political-association game. Anarchists would be very far right, and the Greek flag presentation would be moderate left, all on the European scale of course.

    • @christopherbennett6571
      @christopherbennett6571 7 років тому +5

      Another one is the fact that the police jackets are spelt in english as well as the Departure sign at the airport.

  • @pitch013
    @pitch013 7 років тому +59

    Nicky did not throw her flashdrive to Bourne as she died, it was the key to a locker which contained a gun, stuff and the flashdrive.
    Also, he put the tracking device in Heather's coat, and wrote her a message, that it's for Dewey (she takes it out and slips it into Deweys pocket before the Vegas presentation)
    Bourne keeps the camera for itself and records her job interview, then leaves the camera on her seat.
    The pamphlet at the fair says something about recording conversations 150ft away. So the camera was never with heather until the reveal scene.

  • @seewhathappens4699
    @seewhathappens4699 7 років тому +115

    This video was on point, but come on, who didn't want to watch just one more Jason Bourne film with Matt Damon.

    • @JustaKubrickFan
      @JustaKubrickFan 7 років тому +17

      One, Renner.

    • @Marc-lf4du
      @Marc-lf4du 7 років тому

      See What Happens Jesus Christ I don't need to finish this line

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 7 років тому +1

      I would, but i totally could have watched any other Bourne instead (except Renner's)
      They did the exact same shit again, only this time, without commitment and it was boring. I'd rather watch the first three movies again if i want to see anther Bourne movie.

    • @takodabdrew4367
      @takodabdrew4367 7 років тому +6

      WJZAV They literally did that exact same thing with the force awakens though. And everyone loved that film for some reason.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 7 років тому +7

      The Force awakens worked because there was commitment and it wasn't boring

  • @robertgiles9124
    @robertgiles9124 7 років тому +363

    Whoever wrote this critique should be hired at a major studio to review scripts BEFORE these turkeys get made!
    Brilliant analysis.

    • @jonathann2093
      @jonathann2093 7 років тому +15

      I've been thinking that the past 3 years i've watched these guys.

    • @Noah-Lach
      @Noah-Lach 7 років тому +48

      Your mistake is thinking the studios didn't know this movie was bad, and that they actually care. As long as they get their easy money they don't really care.

    • @robertgiles9124
      @robertgiles9124 7 років тому

      Probably true.

    • @sivad1025
      @sivad1025 7 років тому +10

      Honestly tho. Part of the reason Winter Soldier was so good was because they claimed that during scripting they tried to Honest Trailer proof it... and it worked for the better. In other words, directors need to be more critical when writing a script.

    • @robertgiles9124
      @robertgiles9124 7 років тому +4

      Directors are only seldom the Scriptwriter. It boils down to who has the power and money….and often these scripts are a result of too many people messing with it….too many cooks. Comittee art is never as good as personal vision.

  • @ohartradio
    @ohartradio 7 років тому +367

    I'm surprised this movie didnt get a sin(s) for Matt Damon's very few lines in the entire movie. What was it like 7 lines of dialogue?

    • @danielmashanic5738
      @danielmashanic5738 7 років тому +49

      Owen Hartley About 25.

    • @memyself898
      @memyself898 6 років тому +19

      Personally, that's a sin off for me.
      MATT DAMON......

    • @DUB_87
      @DUB_87 5 років тому +16

      Also, Bourne can take out multiple highly trained CIA agents by himself but has trouble with some underground 2 bit street fighter.

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude 5 років тому +3

      Jason Bourne = a boring watch only once or twice tops kind of movie

    • @timothyhandhaw8947
      @timothyhandhaw8947 5 років тому

      The gr8 plasticine bumble bee I can watch #1 over and over. But the rest sucks.

  • @pablogonzalez2009
    @pablogonzalez2009 7 років тому +194

    when i saw this on my recommended list i was like:jesus christ thats jason bourne

    • @thatonegooze
      @thatonegooze 7 років тому +13

      Jason Bourne it's Jesus Christ

    • @rolanfitzgerald2580
      @rolanfitzgerald2580 5 років тому

      Seeing this train wreck comment section is exactly how I wanted to start my day. And I’m not even being sarcastic. This comment section is great

    • @a.n.k.4147
      @a.n.k.4147 5 років тому

      5:09 it's David Bourne

  • @Lunethex
    @Lunethex 7 років тому +210

    The director was playing too much Watch_Dogs for all the techno crap in this movie.

    • @arnoldrivas4590
      @arnoldrivas4590 7 років тому +8

      Hell, even the movie Blackhat is more believable than the techno-babble in this movie. And I liked this okay enough! But...I can't ignore the flaws. If Greengrass and Damon wants to do a new film, it HAS to move beyond his past and flashbacks.

    • @internetdweller3646
      @internetdweller3646 7 років тому +4

      Lunethex except basic explanations for the hacking are given in Watch_Dogs.

    • @bigbruno2232
      @bigbruno2232 7 років тому +1

      Well shows that everyone is human and can do errors even the best .

    • @Gab98Spyro
      @Gab98Spyro 7 років тому

      I'm not a scientist so I'm not saying you're wrong and I'm right, but... do you really think that even if the CIA had technology shown in the movie, you would know about it?

    • @armandvf
      @armandvf 5 років тому

      the hacking of pc via phone in same room is actually possible, use the wifi access

  • @tuggernut5225
    @tuggernut5225 7 років тому +228

    Removing one sin cuz you actually googled the code lol. Good shit.

  • @misterexplicit5930
    @misterexplicit5930 7 років тому +243

    "There's confidence... and then there's thinking you're Jesus."
    - Jeremy Scott, 2017
    That should be my new pick up line. Hoepfully none of my friends saw this CinemaSins video!

    • @thatgirl298
      @thatgirl298 7 років тому +2

      Mister Explicit. my new senior quote

    • @Superbgamer-qv1cf
      @Superbgamer-qv1cf 7 років тому +8

      You're asking out your friends as dates? I mean, there's desperate people, and then there's people who shouldn't even have friends.

    • @erickcastro2632
      @erickcastro2632 7 років тому

      can you react to @poppy

    • @Silvergrooves42
      @Silvergrooves42 7 років тому +1

      Or you think it is fun passing time with friends exchanging funny pickup lines?

    • @eatingjr1805
      @eatingjr1805 7 років тому +1

      Using someone else's quote isn't cool. There's copyrighting and then there's "surfing on the web all day just to get cool quotes so that I can get likes on Cinema Sins! Great!"

  • @ClassyThug15
    @ClassyThug15 7 років тому +76

    Thought Alica was going to be an Embryo by the time the movie ended...

    • @benjamin2580
      @benjamin2580 7 років тому +1

      Don Corleone he still messed up. it's a charger not a challenger

  • @xMRxZEROx
    @xMRxZEROx 4 роки тому +403

    I love how the chicks age kept getting lower and lower every time he sins her. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrMercucio
      @MrMercucio 4 роки тому +7

      I know right?!?....That was hilarious. :)

    • @ReroutedYearAD
      @ReroutedYearAD 4 роки тому +3

      Well, having shown this as the top comment before opening the comments section spoiled that part for me.

    • @bruno1700
      @bruno1700 3 роки тому +7

      @@MrMercucio its still going,she 2months old now

    • @Robwithakick
      @Robwithakick 3 роки тому +4

      “Now the embryo is on trial for treason. She’s pleading the fifth...”

    • @ckfriends3252
      @ckfriends3252 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah I thought that too lol I think he’s done that before...

  • @NAVEnterTainMent
    @NAVEnterTainMent 7 років тому +512

    If he keeps getting younger, he could be Jason New Bourne.
    heh heh, see what I did there.

    • @BILLBENMOSES
      @BILLBENMOSES 7 років тому +6

      a couple of stages before, Jason BloodBourne

    • @davidnguyen8579
      @davidnguyen8579 7 років тому +3

      the a day with cool before with stages

    • @adamfernandes4312
      @adamfernandes4312 7 років тому +5

      Potato Gaming If he had died in his mother's womb he'd be Jason Still Bourne

    • @plutarchheavensbee3483
      @plutarchheavensbee3483 7 років тому

      NAV EnterTainMent if he gets caught and the escapes, he is Jason Bourne free

    • @MrTBSC
      @MrTBSC 7 років тому

      NAV EnterTainMent if i set you aflame does that make you jason burned?? .... yea ok that was bad

  • @me2olive
    @me2olive 7 років тому +225

    I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who has a "Really Evil Shit" folder next to my "Not Porn" one.

    • @mechasentai
      @mechasentai 7 років тому +6

      me2olive
      So under which of those two folders should I put my copy of Two Girls One Cup?

    • @redskiez
      @redskiez 7 років тому +4

      "Videos that Make Me Happy"

  • @nbonasoro
    @nbonasoro 7 років тому +23

    Jeremy, did you even watch the second fight scene where you say he is even with his opponent. Its very clear from the context of the movie that he lets himself get beaten up as a form of self punishment for all the guilt he has.

  • @cryogenicwaif4688
    @cryogenicwaif4688 7 років тому +695

    So Heather went from 16 to 12 to 9 to 7 to 5 lol XD

    • @Marc-lf4du
      @Marc-lf4du 7 років тому +26

      CryogenicWaif progressive youngening

    • @littlegelland
      @littlegelland 7 років тому +148

      I thought she wouldn't even be bourne by the time the video ended...

    • @dobromirstoyanov7329
      @dobromirstoyanov7329 7 років тому +18

      excellent pun

    • @tdylan
      @tdylan 7 років тому +27

      16? 12? 7? 5? Quick! Type that into google! It's some kind of code.

    • @PanSpaceman
      @PanSpaceman 7 років тому +30

      Jesus Christ, that's Benjamin Button!

  • @Ungomongo
    @Ungomongo 7 років тому +305

    Jason Bourne it's Jesus Christ!
    I mean...god damnit.

  • @jimih8262
    @jimih8262 7 років тому +138

    DAMN IT! I was holding for a "JESUS CHRIST! ITS JASON BOURNE! roll credits.... ding!" sin.

    • @jacobcroft9004
      @jacobcroft9004 3 роки тому +1

      After reading this I’m clocking off

  • @honeyroses799
    @honeyroses799 7 років тому +66

    i'm still nauseous from the amount of shaky cam in this movie

    • @LoN3wOlF5tudi0s
      @LoN3wOlF5tudi0s 7 років тому +1

      Same, and I watched it in July!

    • @cajunboi4888
      @cajunboi4888 7 років тому +3

      Yeah I had a fucking headache when I finished watching this movie.

    • @emergcon
      @emergcon 7 років тому +1

      jepp. like a multimillion dollar blair witch project. storywise i am also confused in a similar way.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 років тому +1

      nadja lima It's way more watchable on a tv screen. It was just painful at the cinema

    • @mastrolegend9277
      @mastrolegend9277 7 років тому +2

      Guess you guys get nauseous easily, at most I couldn't keep track of some of the action.

  • @virushasdetectedawindows8381
    @virushasdetectedawindows8381 7 років тому +170

    *sees this in sub box*
    Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne

    • @a.n.k.4147
      @a.n.k.4147 5 років тому

      5:09 it's David bourne

  • @volcanosauce00
    @volcanosauce00 7 років тому +71

    "Ex Machina Ex Machina!"
    You sounded so proud when making that joke.

  • @personname4569
    @personname4569 7 років тому +542

    Jesus Christ it's Jason bourne

    • @evenlindland8919
      @evenlindland8919 7 років тому +1

      INTERNETCULTUREBOYS!!!!!!!! WE KNOW MEMES #WEDIDITREDDIT
      #FOURCHEN #FOXNEWSBROADCAST #IDOINDEEDLIKEPENISINMYASS

    • @Matthew-up6dq
      @Matthew-up6dq 7 років тому

      Person Name Roll Credit...

    • @anthonyvtuber
      @anthonyvtuber 7 років тому +4

      Roll Credits *Ding*

    • @carolinejohnson4502
      @carolinejohnson4502 7 років тому +1

      Person Name jesus backwards is susej

    • @spaceepandaa
      @spaceepandaa 7 років тому +6

      If you were in your office right now, we'd be having this conversation face to face *drops mic*

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 7 років тому +159

    This movie should have been way better than it actually was...

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 років тому +5

      Dormammu Yeah, the story just wasn't riveting, and the camera was too shaky for a cinemascreen.

    • @takodabdrew4367
      @takodabdrew4367 7 років тому +3

      WH250398 That's the point of the whole film series. They always have shaky cameras.

    • @icantthinkofaname1009
      @icantthinkofaname1009 7 років тому +37

      Everyone got hyped because Matt Damon was coming back along with the same director as the second and third films.
      No one seemed to notice or care that the screenwriter of the entire series wasn't returning.
      Writers are important.

    • @mordekaihorowitz
      @mordekaihorowitz 7 років тому +3

      Dormammu You've just described 95% of all movies ever made since 1970.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 років тому

      I don´t think that´s an excuse for making a movie near unwatchable. Andrew Brady

  • @arcane9205
    @arcane9205 5 років тому +11

    2:55 Jason wasn't fighting back because he felt like he deserved the punishment from the guy. It's explained later on in the movie in a masked sort of way.

  • @BunnyBoyMcGill
    @BunnyBoyMcGill 7 років тому +275

    Jason Bourne vs John Wick
    WHO WINS?

  • @gordonfreeman1931
    @gordonfreeman1931 7 років тому +140

    Jesus christ that's Jason Bourne!

    • @josemarques2304
      @josemarques2304 7 років тому +2

      Jason Bourne that's Jesus Christ!

    • @rarosa787
      @rarosa787 7 років тому +17

      Jesus Bourne thats Jason Christ

    • @DiverX
      @DiverX 7 років тому +3

      Christ Bourne that's Jesus Jason

    • @111danish111
      @111danish111 7 років тому +3

      Jesus Jason thats Bourne Christ !!

    • @Nexus2126
      @Nexus2126 7 років тому +1

      111danish111 Praise Bourne Christ!

  • @Jpdrums317
    @Jpdrums317 6 років тому +268

    1 sin for CinemaSins:
    That’s a Dodge Charger.

    • @merlinthebikewizard4392
      @merlinthebikewizard4392 4 роки тому +1

      I sin for you for not knowing that Cinema Sins is tongue in cheek

    • @ryangraham2459
      @ryangraham2459 4 роки тому +12

      @@merlinthebikewizard4392 i sin you for THINKING CS is strictly tongue in cheek. they are not.

    • @callumclarke9384
      @callumclarke9384 4 роки тому +8

      @@merlinthebikewizard4392 fuck no. Aye some things are just jokes. But 90% of their criticisms and confusion are legitimate.
      Saying it's tongue in cheek is just a shitty defence

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 роки тому +1

      10 sins for a good guy driving a Dodge of any kind.

    • @ReroutedYearAD
      @ReroutedYearAD 4 роки тому

      @@LadyOnikara Because Lone Wolf McQuade was the villain. Now Chuck has to kill you for calling him a sinner.

  • @m_s.a6543
    @m_s.a6543 7 років тому +128

    15:17 calling a charger a challenger gets u 100000 sins

    • @m_s.a6543
      @m_s.a6543 7 років тому +1

      _

    • @robertlee327
      @robertlee327 7 років тому

      m_ s.a aaaaaaaaa

    • @tjwilson1072
      @tjwilson1072 7 років тому

      m_ s.a headass I was dead

    • @mechasentai
      @mechasentai 7 років тому

      m_ s.a
      Car lives matter?

    • @aaronzack14
      @aaronzack14 7 років тому

      there is no difference. you either have a choice between a pile of 8 ton shit with 4 doors or 2

  • @AlphaYTang
    @AlphaYTang 7 років тому +100

    Jesus, if this video had continued on for another 3 minutes, Alicia Vikander would be a fetus. ;) Great job @CinemaSins!

    • @jaredbarker7209
      @jaredbarker7209 7 років тому +52

      I guess you could say she would've looked....
      newBOURNE

    • @mechasentai
      @mechasentai 7 років тому +9

      A Tang
      Jason UNbourne?

  • @edenflora19
    @edenflora19 5 років тому +36

    I love how Alicia Vikander gets progressively younger and younger as it goes on

  • @wrightway65
    @wrightway65 7 років тому +79

    The movie I wanted to see but really didn't want to see

    • @franklingauthier-parker7253
      @franklingauthier-parker7253 7 років тому

      Ricky Wright exactly :(

    • @JohnSmith-wr7lg
      @JohnSmith-wr7lg 7 років тому +15

      Ricky Wright It's the movie you deserve but not the one you need right now.

    • @fastllama13
      @fastllama13 7 років тому +4

      John Smith So we'll sin it. Because its not our movie...

  • @samb.6579
    @samb.6579 7 років тому +293

    *J A S O N B O U R N E I T S J E S U S C H R I S T*

  • @AlienPball
    @AlienPball 7 років тому +43

    Easily the worst Bourne movie. Stupid ass plot, and somehow all these government agencies became the best tech experts in the world with access to ungodly levels of advanced computer equipment.

    • @mapesdhs597
      @mapesdhs597 7 років тому +6

      While in reality foreigners who are quite open about their loathing for western culture can speak in public about encouraging violence and nothing happens at all, they're able to go right ahead and blow people up or shoot fifty people in a night club. It's weird really that these films, though I do enjoy them, focus so much on supposed internal agency corruption and threats to the rights of citizens (not that such things aren't genuine concerns of course), when there are real and active dangerous people doing nasty things all the time (but then, Hollywood would never have the guts to do a movie about ISIS).
      That's the worst part about the portrayal of intelligence agencies in movies, the reality is they're staggeringly ineffective, often because they rely far too much on tech, whereas real terrorists, etc. use non-tech means to plan things, eg. they meet and talk in person, pass hand written notes, etc., and agencies have practically given up on using infiltration. So agencies become obsessed with coms tech and create their own hacking tools, to the point they lose them on the net and thus now we can't be sure anything we're told about what's supposedly occured is true. What a mess. The only thing worse is that after each new attack these days, the police spend more time investigating those who criticise the political decisions that make the attacks possible, than the actual terrorists.

    • @Roderickthegray
      @Roderickthegray 6 років тому +2

      mapesdhs Right?

    • @oncheugbabe6509
      @oncheugbabe6509 3 роки тому

      @@mapesdhs597 That's because the government, or a government within the government creates, sponsors and supports those terrorists for one ungodly reason or the other.

  • @TheNorang
    @TheNorang 7 років тому +342

    Jason bourne it's Jesus Christ

    • @A.H.goose1
      @A.H.goose1 7 років тому +10

      Peter Cho enrouB nosaJ s'ti tsrihC suseJ

    • @sneakybeaky2877
      @sneakybeaky2877 7 років тому +19

      Peter Cho Jason Christ it's Jesus Bourne.

    • @Doge-zb7ku
      @Doge-zb7ku 7 років тому +7

      Jesus Borne it's Jason Christ

    • @robotelamon4598
      @robotelamon4598 7 років тому +2

      Peter Cho christ Jason it Jesus Bourne

    • @ReroutedYearAD
      @ReroutedYearAD 4 роки тому

      Bourne Jesus, it's Jason Christ!

  • @diogoalmeidavisuals
    @diogoalmeidavisuals 7 років тому +119

    "Ex Machina, Ex Machina!" XD

    • @acasialee1204
      @acasialee1204 7 років тому +11

      When he said it i didn't get it but after reading your comment i realised she was the robot in deus ex machina.

    • @futuremovieactor
      @futuremovieactor 7 років тому

      Oh my God I just got it!

    • @futuremovieactor
      @futuremovieactor 7 років тому

      Oh my God I just got it too!

  • @coreybrewer8731
    @coreybrewer8731 7 років тому +13

    "Yep, they have a terrible history where Bourne helped a team of eleven thieves steal the Fabrege egg that the asset thought HE stole after a series of gymnastics through a security grid."
    Fun fact-my brain instantly connected the Asset as Tulour so much so that I attributed that name to him the whole movie, but failed to connect Matt Damon being in the same movie even though I'm perfectly aware of that fact.

  • @OpiumNomad
    @OpiumNomad 7 років тому +50

    A lot of Americans think Athens is in Italy, that Belgium is a town in France, that Norway is Groenland and stupid crap like that. It only makes sense they justify which city is in which country. Education is always good, no need to sin.

    • @nephilistelangelus4267
      @nephilistelangelus4267 7 років тому +8

      OpiumNomad Still waiting for a video where thet put fake info like "Tokyo, France"

    • @lemmesmangit4351
      @lemmesmangit4351 7 років тому +43

      I've never met a single person who thinks any of those things

    • @nerevarxeph
      @nerevarxeph 7 років тому +15

      I've not met a single person who thinks Belgium is in France.

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 7 років тому

      ^Doesn't mean there aren't people who believe it. Unless you know over 150 million people personally then you can't say the majority of Americans don't believe that. There was even a survey asking Americans if they support an attack on the fictional country in Aladdin and they said yes not knowing it wasn't a real country.

    • @SexyHobosRus
      @SexyHobosRus 7 років тому +5

      OpiumNomad I don't know a single person who thinks any of these things

  • @AlexandruCarjan
    @AlexandruCarjan 7 років тому +32

    You guys missed the opportunity to introduce the Staying Alive song for the part at 4:18

  • @ashimgorkhali5172
    @ashimgorkhali5172 4 роки тому +20

    "There's confidence, then there's thinking you're Jesus. Big gap in between, lady."😂😂

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 7 років тому +910

    [Mom walks into room, opens laptop]
    Jesus Christ thats Jason's porn!!!

    • @neoluthuli3254
      @neoluthuli3254 7 років тому +30

      Lmao Dormammu that shit is funny

    • @eighteen-naked-cowboys
      @eighteen-naked-cowboys 7 років тому +26

      Dormammu ive come to bargain

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 7 років тому +13

      repeating recognizable shit is what passes for humor these days

    • @h.u.n.k493
      @h.u.n.k493 7 років тому +4

      Sean Seaphan not understandng how the internet works do you?

    • @adamcheek2244
      @adamcheek2244 7 років тому +2

      Dormammu This made my day

  • @cajunboi4888
    @cajunboi4888 7 років тому +81

    Alicia Vikander isn't my girlfriend in this movie.

  • @gamergunk6148
    @gamergunk6148 7 років тому +84

    15:16 Dodge Charger*

    • @petertoth3477
      @petertoth3477 6 років тому +3

      I confused a Charger with a Challenger. (Ding)

    • @apurugganan
      @apurugganan 5 років тому

      @@petertoth3477 Unless you had the small Matchbox replica of each one when you were 9 years old. We'll let this one slide, Peter =)

    • @a.n.k.4147
      @a.n.k.4147 5 років тому

      5:09 it's David Bourne

  • @jayjaydeth
    @jayjaydeth 7 років тому +27

    At first I was confused but then I realized he was talking about Georgia the state, not the country.

  • @torsomething7211
    @torsomething7211 7 років тому +68

    Jesus Christ It's Everything Wrong With Jason Bourne.

  • @AndroydFM
    @AndroydFM 7 років тому +56

    Did he just call a Dodge Charger a Challenger

    • @TheEricMW
      @TheEricMW 7 років тому +5

      ikr I was wondering the same 😂
      thought why no one else has commented on it

    • @mechasentai
      @mechasentai 7 років тому +5

      Andrew A
      The New Dodge Challenger is quite a gas guzzler.

    • @DarrenVanDam
      @DarrenVanDam 7 років тому

      Indeed, indeed he did.

  • @GentlyHewStone
    @GentlyHewStone 7 років тому +22

    I live in Las Vegas, and the geography of that whole car chase on the Strip is impossible. It takes several minutes of flat out racing to cover only 100 yards, on a street that literally always is a complete parking lot at night, and then he crashes into one casino and gets out of the car in front of a different one. The casinos are even laid out in the wrong order, as if he went backward at some point.

  • @johnwhite575
    @johnwhite575 7 років тому +46

    trailer was so much better than the movie

  • @remixfrost
    @remixfrost 7 років тому +32

    Never watched the movie, but still opened the video.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 років тому +4

      Remix Frost
      Badass

    • @jakeshurbitt5681
      @jakeshurbitt5681 7 років тому +1

      Same! Haven't watched the movie but seen this had been uploaded so figured it be the same thing if not better then watching the movie.

    • @RandomPyrate
      @RandomPyrate 7 років тому +1

      I wish I had never watched this movie, and I love the Bourne Trilogy.

    • @legendkidd3242
      @legendkidd3242 7 років тому

      14:11 He really did sniff Bourne out didnt he!?!

  • @besttitanosaurus7742
    @besttitanosaurus7742 7 років тому +56

    Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne.

  • @itzJohnnyBoy
    @itzJohnnyBoy 7 років тому +25

    Goodfellas has not been done . How do i submit it as a suggestion ?

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 7 років тому +65

    Should have titled this RE-BOURNE

  • @yas091
    @yas091 7 років тому +74

    2:08 (subtitles)
    "Who's daughter is she, eh?!"
    "who's"
    DING

    • @jofjltncb6
      @jofjltncb6 7 років тому +2

      **skimmed comments to see if anyone else already covered this**
      Yup.
      Nothing left for me to do.
      Guess I'll just show myself out.

    • @opihutt
      @opihutt 6 років тому

      Ex machina

    • @sickid41
      @sickid41 5 років тому

      Ya girls are just sex object for us guys. They are only shown for us guys.

  • @GuilhermeTeixeira
    @GuilhermeTeixeira 7 років тому +9

    "A whole new guy behind the guy behind the guy behind the guy" lmfao hahahahahaha

  • @RedOnyxProductions
    @RedOnyxProductions 7 років тому +11

    15:16: "Calling a Dodge Charger, one of the most common police vehicles in North America, a Challenger." *DING

  • @Numenor76
    @Numenor76 7 років тому +64

    Ye, the public transit system in Greece is the exact opposite to Japan. We got evolution backwards in every aspect "down" here.

    • @iz723
      @iz723 7 років тому +8

      Well Japan is generally the benchmark for public transport

    • @mechasentai
      @mechasentai 7 років тому +21

      ISM ZAM
      Yay for transforming trains that turn into giant robots and jump from station to station and have cute cat ears. Yay Japan!

    • @jackiepubliciii9426
      @jackiepubliciii9426 7 років тому

      mechasentai 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fontainefuturistics1726
      @fontainefuturistics1726 7 років тому +2

      πεστα!

    • @melindaconolly9260
      @melindaconolly9260 3 роки тому

      "Adrenalin man"

  • @andywang4153
    @andywang4153 4 роки тому +6

    I like how he references the Ocean's Twelve

  • @GamingPro-iu3ys
    @GamingPro-iu3ys 7 років тому +107

    Everything wrong with *Assasins Creed*

    • @cjamesfort
      @cjamesfort 7 років тому +23

      Gaming Pro The whole damn thing.

    • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
      @tennoshenaniganizer9234 7 років тому +1

      Gaming Pro I like that movie

    • @pegasusdrive12
      @pegasusdrive12 7 років тому +1

      Ryan Olivier I like the scenes when he is in the Spanish inquisition but apart from it all was shit

    • @Shay-li3zv
      @Shay-li3zv 7 років тому +2

      It's a good movie, mate.

    • @wrathguy
      @wrathguy 7 років тому

      *YES*

  • @EpicJacobE
    @EpicJacobE 7 років тому +39

    You guys skipped the one with Jeremy Renner!

    • @jyatsko89
      @jyatsko89 7 років тому +11

      Jacob E Yeah...let's just forget that one happened, ok?

    • @yakscape5975
      @yakscape5975 7 років тому +6

      Jacob E I think everyone skips the Jeremy Renner one

    • @TimGaukerToons
      @TimGaukerToons 7 років тому +15

      Jacob E Legacy didn't really affect the plot of the series that much if I recall. It could be the Hawkeye solo film for all I care.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 років тому +8

      I actually got more enjoyment out of Legacy, than with Jason Bourne. Yes, the story sucked ass, but the action was really good.

    • @EpicJacobE
      @EpicJacobE 7 років тому +1

      Yeah, it was just a bit surprising since CinemaSins does a films series in order most of the time

  • @dannyphantom9964
    @dannyphantom9964 6 років тому +3

    I love your stuff man and love the way he says “Jesus..”

  • @Onodera1980
    @Onodera1980 7 років тому +26

    You've never been to Reykjavik, GA?

  • @Doge-zb7ku
    @Doge-zb7ku 7 років тому +14

    We also have a Dublin in Georgia

  • @shawnnoyes2776
    @shawnnoyes2776 7 років тому +1

    I LOVE the John Lithgow guy behind all the guys idea!
    -Shawn

  • @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive
    @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive 7 років тому +50

    For the singles out there:
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Pizza for one is better than pizza for two

    • @HAL-vm3wn
      @HAL-vm3wn 7 років тому

      Yah YahYah Yah Yah thanks

    • @MegaDale42
      @MegaDale42 7 років тому +4

      Roses are red
      Violets aren't blue
      Violets are violet
      What's wrong with you?

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 7 років тому +136

    The internet is full of porn
    But don't watch
    Because Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne

  • @Tim_Saes
    @Tim_Saes 7 років тому +18

    We need Everything wrong with Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, since the fifth movie is coming soon! :)

  • @notquitemytempo1353
    @notquitemytempo1353 7 років тому +57

    3:43 Our public transit system doesn't even stay on-schedule when there are no riots :P
    That has to be the most far-fetched thing in the movie

  • @senakashiwazaki9822
    @senakashiwazaki9822 7 років тому +18

    Jesus Bourne, it's Jeremy Sins.

  • @eduardofalcone9308
    @eduardofalcone9308 7 років тому +4

    My greatest sin for this movie wasn't mentioned. I can't believe the level of goodness the powers heather has just because she is quite a cyber geek. I mean, when Nicky is in Iceland Hacking the CIA computers, Heather is able to cut the power of the room within seconds from a computer in a whole other country. Nicky wasn't in a high-tech building where the power is controlled by a computer, she is just some kind of shitty cyber café, there are circuit breakers and the only way you could cut off the power in the entire room the way Heather did would be getting your ass there and switching the breakers off, or maybe, removing the fuse or something like that.

  • @a3aan240
    @a3aan240 7 років тому +13

    oh my god its... the legend 27

  • @The_Victorius_One
    @The_Victorius_One 5 років тому +9

    2 years later - yes, an app that protects your privacy would be worth a standing ovation (hello NSA agent, hope you're having a nice day).

    • @yagamil46
      @yagamil46 4 роки тому

      Your agent is not available.
      Jason Corona found him.

  • @Nuclear_Walnuts
    @Nuclear_Walnuts 7 років тому +26

    please do everything wrong with central Intelligence!

    • @jliller
      @jliller 7 років тому +15

      I thought the Bourne franchise was all about showing everything wrong with the CIA? ;)

    • @DJTinyTim13
      @DJTinyTim13 7 років тому +3

      I see what you did there

  • @asukalangleysoryu7430
    @asukalangleysoryu7430 7 років тому +9

    15:16 Oh, _NOW_ you can recognize cars. Last time I checked, you mistook a Subaru for a Scion.

    • @asukalangleysoryu7430
      @asukalangleysoryu7430 7 років тому +7

      Oh, wait. Never mind.
      _CHARGER_, not Challenger. Seriously.

    • @SuperHappybunny101
      @SuperHappybunny101 7 років тому

      Asuka Langley Soryu in the last video he called a charger a "hot rod"

    • @vasbochgaming8924
      @vasbochgaming8924 7 років тому

      Asuka Langley Soryu I MUST BRING ANIME IN THIS BECAUSE YOU SAID SUBARU... "Rem, I love emilia."

  • @JoshMcSwain
    @JoshMcSwain 7 років тому +10

    Alicia Vikander was terribly miscast in this movie. She's like 25 and a high ranking CIA official, she's also Swedish in real life and sounded British most of the movie. Could they not get an American that was, you know, more age appropriate? Of course, she gets won over by Bourne's charm in the end.

    • @ChickensAndGardening
      @ChickensAndGardening 6 років тому +1

      Josh McSwain - She slept with the producer to get the job?

  • @coletrain3162
    @coletrain3162 7 років тому +6

    CIA lady is really pretty and a pretty good actress, but her accent was what took me out of the entire movie. I couldn't tell if she was trying to do an American accent and failing, or if that's just how she talks, but whatever it was it didn't sound like a person who worked for the CIA to me.

  • @graeylin1
    @graeylin1 7 років тому +17

    How many people know Jason Bourne's real name is.. David Webb...

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 7 років тому +46

      Larry Flake "Jesus Christ it's David Webb" just doesn't work

    • @nnaaa5296
      @nnaaa5296 7 років тому

      Jesus Christ, it's Marlon Webb!

  • @leo1214zhan
    @leo1214zhan 7 років тому +2

    I lost it when you brought the Ocean's Twelve reference lol

  • @lawsonone6015
    @lawsonone6015 7 років тому +58

    Bourne again Christian

    • @TymP321
      @TymP321 3 роки тому

      I know 🤣🤣🤣😅

  • @RubenTricky
    @RubenTricky 7 років тому +7

    Let's just say they saw your request for this movie. And made it very dissapointing, just so you could sin the hell out of it and gain some ad-revenue...

  • @timyac
    @timyac 7 років тому

    This channel has completely changed the way I watch movies LOL. I just watched this movie and as I did I actually said things like "In case you confused it with London, Mississippi" and "Bourne survives this" after he falls off the roof and slams into the wall. I'm expecting a "Copy that" counter as well since it seems like it was said 100 times at least.

  • @chiggsytube
    @chiggsytube 7 років тому +35

    Her voice is beautiful.

  • @undeadp0wer390
    @undeadp0wer390 7 років тому +43

    Apple Pie is nice. Do you agree?

  • @oldenweery7510
    @oldenweery7510 6 років тому

    Okay, 1:46 into this, I knew I don't even want to SEE this flick, let alone add it to my Bourne collection, for which I thank you! I actually checked IMDb first and read a couple of User Reviews, which said the same, but I thought I'd check with you guys for sure.

  • @smackerlacker8708
    @smackerlacker8708 7 років тому +45

    I also have a "not porn" folder. Err.. I did... but it's gone now... so don't go looking for it.
    You know what? Forget I said anything.

    • @Arbron
      @Arbron 7 років тому +2

      I'm not going to look for something you told me yourself is not porn. Why bother?

  • @lizgoldstein4256
    @lizgoldstein4256 7 років тому +7

    This movie should get 1000 additional sins for killing Julia Stiles's character off and replacing the female lead with Alicia Vikander who can't act, has a fake accent of whatever English this is, and is 9 years old.

    • @supercrazy2388
      @supercrazy2388 7 років тому +3

      killing Nicky Parsons is the absolute biggest sin from this saga.

    • @Arbron
      @Arbron 7 років тому

      The video said she was various different ages, at least two of which are conflicting. I'm not sure what's real and what's not!
      (Spoiler: she was born in 1988.)

    • @mapesdhs597
      @mapesdhs597 7 років тому +1

      I'd kinda hoped they were going to take the story sideways and have Bourne train Nicky to be more like him. Ah well.

    • @NobleVI_343
      @NobleVI_343 2 роки тому

      @@mapesdhs597 why the hell would he do that, he hates who he is!!

  • @KennedyKioli
    @KennedyKioli 7 років тому

    "adobe criminal finder CS 17".... Man u are killing me here!!!. the best line ever!!

  • @antipathy17
    @antipathy17 4 роки тому +4

    "Not only is this seven year old...." had me dying.

  • @medic8377
    @medic8377 6 років тому +3

    What's amazing is that Jason always has someone in the CIA that's looking out for him to some degree. Given the CIA's history of doing terrible things, I don't think that happens often. Certainly not that often.

  • @Quuantix
    @Quuantix 7 років тому

    The Oceans Twelve reference at 7:00 is gold.

  • @1080TJ
    @1080TJ 7 років тому +66

    Aww, man - they dragged poor Riz Ahmed and Alicia Vikander into this, didn't they?

    • @ShimmeringSword
      @ShimmeringSword 7 років тому +11

      It was on short notice, you could say it was all laid out... the night of.

  • @Grimneo
    @Grimneo 7 років тому +51

    Alicia Vikander is playing Lara Croft and she is only 5 lol

    • @mechasentai
      @mechasentai 7 років тому +4

      Grimneo
      She is going to be Lara Croft? Someone give her a sandwitch. And maybe a membership to a gym. Good grief.

    • @futuremovieactor
      @futuremovieactor 7 років тому +16

      I wish they'd gone with Daisy Ridley, but still, good choice.

    • @JounLord1
      @JounLord1 7 років тому +1

      I wish they'd gone with Daisy Ridley too but Vikander seems to be an okay choice.

  • @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy
    @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy 2 роки тому

    Bourne is face to face with Malcolm for a good two minutes at the top of the building, asking about the assassin who killed his father, yet it took him that long to realize that Malcolm was wearing an earpiece? Shouldn't he have noticed right away, being Jason Bourne with all his observational skills?

  • @gaphic
    @gaphic 7 років тому +16

    x3 sin multiplier for every comment about the dodge charger/challenger

    • @lostskull7467
      @lostskull7467 7 років тому +2

      x10 multiplier for every Vikander's age comment and
      x30 multiplier for every jesus christ comment

  • @kingrobert1st
    @kingrobert1st 4 роки тому +5

    I was in tears when Nicky died...that was a cruel mistake...I lost interest in JB after that. R.I.P. Nicky Parsons.

  • @damo2436
    @damo2436 5 років тому

    That pun was exquisite! Bourne again Christian! Well done cinemasins well done.