Everything Wrong With Jack Reacher In 13 Minutes Or Less

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  • @maxman1602
    @maxman1602 8 років тому +165

    3:24 No, you didn't. You questioned why there were parking meters in a parking garage. You did not ask why he would pay for parking.

    • @diegocamacho6477
      @diegocamacho6477 8 років тому +34

      Ding

    • @datbtrue
      @datbtrue 8 років тому +5

      Exactly Maxman ! Which actually did exist 15-20 years ago and still are around in certain parking garages. My hometown of Toronto , Ontario, Canada has a few

    • @soso-zz9qf
      @soso-zz9qf 8 років тому +1

      Hey I'm from Toronto! Where exactly in Toronto are these?... I've never seem them in T.O...

    • @andrewrogers6197
      @andrewrogers6197 8 років тому +1

      maxman1602 He meant why would he bother since he's going to leave anyway.

  • @briankoger29
    @briankoger29 5 років тому +91

    As someone born and raised in Pittsburgh, I can genuinely tell you that a Port Authority bus driver would honestly give zero fucks about the cops coming on a street and would still run their route.

  • @Dizzy247365plus
    @Dizzy247365plus 6 років тому +637

    U missed one, Sins. When ur sitting on a bus next to the guy who gave you his hat to help you hide from the cops...WHY WOULD YOUUU TAKE THE WINDOW SEAT AND RISK BEING SPOTTED???? I'm sure the guy ur sitting next to would have switched places--since HE HELPED YOU FROM THE START!!

    • @evaburnz
      @evaburnz 6 років тому +3

      W

    • @EvilTwin123
      @EvilTwin123 5 років тому +22

      DING
      point for you

    • @EvilTwin123
      @EvilTwin123 5 років тому +11

      Mostly because the beverage cart whaps your elbow.
      Window seat for life, yo!
      #Windowseat
      I now have to go make food then photograph it for my electronic "friends"

    • @langeweile3388
      @langeweile3388 5 років тому +11

      @@EvilTwin123 what kinda busses do you take where they got beverage carts

    • @bentramer6835
      @bentramer6835 5 років тому +2

      Window seat is life.

  • @roshi98
    @roshi98 7 років тому +106

    A very good film, solid performances, chemistry between the leads, convincing supporting cast, an interesting plot, nice pacing, satisfying end to bad guys. Wasn't perfect, but it's a movie I can easily put on during a rainy day and watch every so often.

  • @laharacost
    @laharacost 6 років тому +148

    5:55 “But no one outside the church is supposed to know that”
    Now that’s a good line. It cracked me up once I got it. Bravo 👏

    • @nelsonx5326
      @nelsonx5326 3 роки тому +1

      I didn't get it. If you survived the pandemic please explain the joke to me.

    • @nelsonx5326
      @nelsonx5326 3 роки тому +1

      Wait, the Church of Scientology? But it still doesn't make sense to me.

    • @Primis00
      @Primis00 2 роки тому +5

      @@nelsonx5326 Yeah the church of scientology. From what ive heard theyve got dirt on a lot of people which means they cant leave, blackmail if you will. I guess the joke could reference that.

    • @kevinpatrickcarey3741
      @kevinpatrickcarey3741 2 роки тому

      was worried Cinemasins was gonna vanish

  • @joshuadonnelly1978
    @joshuadonnelly1978 4 роки тому +47

    The Zec, a character who has stressed the importance of saying and/or doing whatever it takes to stay alive, says a bunch of words to Jack Reacher that are 100% guaranteed to make Reacher kill him on the spot. (DING)

  • @kingofwakanda6899
    @kingofwakanda6899 8 років тому +85

    Rosamund Pike goes from this performance to Gone Girl. What a turn.

    • @iSteelRazorBladeGAMING
      @iSteelRazorBladeGAMING 8 років тому +6

      Wait so was her performance considered really bad here or really bad in gone girl? (I haven't seen gone girl btw)

    • @OskarIng
      @OskarIng 8 років тому +9

      SteelRazorBlade // AdamSRB. She was seriously mindblowingly amazing in gone girl

    • @iSteelRazorBladeGAMING
      @iSteelRazorBladeGAMING 8 років тому

      Óskar Ingólfsson oh ok

    • @Virru112
      @Virru112 8 років тому +3

      King of Wakanda she was pregnanf during this movie. Hence her shots were all close shots or her sitting down

    • @landerstyle100
      @landerstyle100 8 років тому

      YES YES YES

  • @lolitsmatt
    @lolitsmatt 8 років тому +590

    7:57 "Someone who could kill that girl with one punch..."
    Saitama.

    • @MXCN_El1011
      @MXCN_El1011 8 років тому +4

      My thoughts exactly.

    • @clyde9266
      @clyde9266 8 років тому +10

      ONE PUNCH

    • @batman4581
      @batman4581 8 років тому +33

      OOONNNEEE PUUUNNNNCCHHHH!!!!!!!

    • @obinnaonyeije
      @obinnaonyeije 8 років тому +16

      Really wish that'd been an outtake.

    • @Xstar7
      @Xstar7 8 років тому +3

      lolitsmatt I was just about to say that

  • @BMRTV
    @BMRTV 5 років тому +45

    #1 Sin. Giving away the actual shooter when the whole point of this story was to prove the ex soldier was the killer only to uncover that he wasn't

  • @No_nameOG
    @No_nameOG 8 років тому +41

    As for 31, the defense attorney is required, by law, to be given all the information ( or discovery) that the prosecution would have. So, she would know the victims' stories if the prosecutor had done his job.

    • @skankhunt-wy9wy
      @skankhunt-wy9wy 2 роки тому

      Wrong. Hollywood trash.
      New evidence, and therefore evidence unknown by the defense, can be submitted immediately upon acceptance from the judge.

  • @SomeRandomGuy789
    @SomeRandomGuy789 8 років тому +276

    Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane when it crashes. Who survives?
    America

  • @danielniemeyer1987
    @danielniemeyer1987 5 років тому +385

    if having 40 seconds of wasted space for logos in an 1.5 hour movie is a sin then what is 8 seconds in a13 minute video?

    • @vinayfilms.
      @vinayfilms. 5 років тому +15

      Classic reply

    • @DreadX10
      @DreadX10 4 роки тому +5

      One you paid for (40s), the other was free (8s).

    • @andrewsercer9538
      @andrewsercer9538 4 роки тому +19

      easy: 40 seconds divided by 1.5 hours is 0.74074074...% and 8 seconds divided by 13 minutes is ~1.0256% ... so if the 40 seconds out of the movie = 1 sin, then the 8 seconds of this video = ~1.385 sins

    • @bruno1700
      @bruno1700 4 роки тому +5

      LISTEN HERE MATE...ITS SAID TO SAY BUT YOUD BE GREAT AT CINEMASINS

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu 3 роки тому +4

      @@bruno1700 "Said" to say?

  • @incendiary6243
    @incendiary6243 8 років тому +273

    be nice to Pittsburgh, we may not have the best skyline or the best buildings or the best museums or the- you know, nevermind, the only reason I like this place is because I was born here

    • @k1ngk4gl3
      @k1ngk4gl3 6 років тому

      Dogerus
      Thumbs up removed!
      Dammit, don't be coy, some of us have twitchy thumbs!

    • @crangel155
      @crangel155 6 років тому +18

      Fuk all y'all , that skyline is fukn amazing

    • @UnknownUnknown-mo7zg
      @UnknownUnknown-mo7zg 6 років тому +2

      Haha...I hear you. Go Pittsburgh! Native to Native, that fork in the river is really distinguishable with the stupid tunnels and bridges. I wonder if they also filmed some stuff at the airport or in Etna while they were at it.

    • @chrisbandicoot9552
      @chrisbandicoot9552 6 років тому +5

      You got your own DLC in Fallout 3. I wish my city was in an awesome video game.

    • @ajarthatsred5649
      @ajarthatsred5649 6 років тому +2

      Dogerus fuck Pittsburgh

  • @notsaro
    @notsaro 8 років тому +26

    Say what you will about this movie, but the opening scene was brilliant

  • @ibtgb2
    @ibtgb2 4 роки тому +3

    I love the scene where the guy gives him his hat and like 3 other people shuffle over to block him. So good.

  • @princeshezy007
    @princeshezy007 8 років тому +39

    Saw that this video was uploaded, clicked it, found it interesting and realized I have not watched this movie. Paused at 35 seconds in the video, watched the entire movie, resumed the video and enjoyed myself thoroughly.
    Thank you
    &
    Have a nice day

  • @Majin13David
    @Majin13David 8 років тому +36

    Am I the only one who thinks that Jason Bourne v Jack Reacher would be a badass movie?

    • @moShi1004
      @moShi1004 8 років тому +4

      Majin13David Jason Bourne vs Jack Reacher vs Ethan Hunt vs James Bond
      Who would win??

    • @AmanBadami
      @AmanBadami 8 років тому +10

      But ..but... Jack Reacher and Ethan Hunt are played by the same character

    • @LJPMotorsports
      @LJPMotorsports 8 років тому +8

      신은찰 Tom Cruise would outnumber them. The two Cruise's would be a hell of a team. It's like they're in each other's heads.

    • @grimthane
      @grimthane 8 років тому +14

      John Wick would win, with a fucking pencil.

    • @sleepypanda9928
      @sleepypanda9928 8 років тому +3

      Depends on the scenario, if they are allowed help from friends Ethan Hunt has got the best back up team, whereas the others work alone mostly. If they're on their own I'm backing Jason Bourne for the win, dude is fucking indestructible.

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 2 роки тому +22

    Tom Cruise actually took that hit to the back of the head with the baseball bat. They practiced it so that the wall would absorb most of the force, but he still felt it. Dude is committed.

  • @da_shadowwarrior8613
    @da_shadowwarrior8613 8 років тому +62

    This video shouldn't be as long as it was. This movie was excellent

    • @Syrange13
      @Syrange13 8 років тому +18

      There is no proven correlation between movie quality and sin count. The more you know!

    • @TedFausak
      @TedFausak 8 років тому

      Da_ShadowWarrior yeah, I was sad when it was over cause I wanted more!

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 8 років тому +8

      no movie is without sin.

    • @Rinsakaa
      @Rinsakaa 8 років тому +7

      This movie was boring.

    • @saucybackport
      @saucybackport 8 років тому

      this movie was made for retards that don't like Ethan Hunt movies

  • @rafaelalodio5116
    @rafaelalodio5116 8 років тому +483

    When a movie has less than 100 sins you know it is not that bad.

    • @aidanburke1387
      @aidanburke1387 8 років тому +18

      Or so bad that he wouldn't devote enough time for a normal episode for it. It's good in this case.

    • @joshlittle8488
      @joshlittle8488 8 років тому +28

      the movie is over 2 hours long and had less than 100 sins. its not that bad of a movie

    • @Lorenzo_631
      @Lorenzo_631 8 років тому +24

      you guys know the sins don't really mean anything

    • @nathanielholland-pass4618
      @nathanielholland-pass4618 8 років тому +10

      Rafael Alódio saw the opening scene in this video, closed it, went and watched the movie and came back, instantly one of my favourites

    • @jjjkoy
      @jjjkoy 8 років тому +2

      tom cruise was in it so awful by default

  • @odonnellj
    @odonnellj 4 роки тому +53

    You forgot the sin that Tom cruise is like 5'5 when he walks into the bar he is a head taller than everyone in there. Was this bar in the shire part of Pittsburgh?

    • @davea3641
      @davea3641 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @kysike666
      @kysike666 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bad_At_Parties
      @Bad_At_Parties 4 роки тому +1

      Because Tom Cruise did all of his own stunts, the production had to give the stunt crew something to do, so those guys would take turns carrying Tom through scenes where he had to be walking and also let him stand on their shoulders for still dialogue heavy scenes to make him look taller than all the other performers.

    • @seanyboston
      @seanyboston 7 місяців тому

      He's 5'7" bro

    • @ChuAlready
      @ChuAlready 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

  • @deadtona
    @deadtona 8 років тому +33

    "He does take it black , but no one outside the church is supposed to know that " best part of the vid😂😂

    • @seanyboston
      @seanyboston 7 місяців тому

      I didn't get this, what is he trying to say Cruise is into?

  • @alecdaley6105
    @alecdaley6105 8 років тому +155

    This movie is fantastic!
    Its sequel "Never Go Back" on the other hand was a sub-par undercooked Bourne wannabe.

    • @MrRenegadeshinobi
      @MrRenegadeshinobi 8 років тому +11

      Alec Daley the book was so much better.

    • @younginator2012
      @younginator2012 5 років тому +6

      The movie has nothing on the books

    • @albo__7804
      @albo__7804 5 років тому +6

      @@younginator2012 true but I think killing floor is the best

    • @younginator2012
      @younginator2012 5 років тому +4

      @@albo__7804 killing floor is great😁

    • @Bookwitchery
      @Bookwitchery 5 років тому +10

      I honestly couldn't watch this movie when it came out. In the books, Jack Reacher is 6'4" and depending on the book, weight ranges from 220 to 240. When the movie trailer hit the theaters, I laughed, loudly, when I realized Jack Reacher was Tom Cruise.

  • @jamesspannthecardreader
    @jamesspannthecardreader 2 роки тому +1

    The box that cruise stands on, to look the bad guy in the eye, or to kiss the leading lady? It's getting a lifetime achievement award.🤣😅😂

  • @GhostCage
    @GhostCage 8 років тому +1321

    Jack Reacher, Jason Bourne, and John Wick walk into a club...

    • @R0ADSTER
      @R0ADSTER 8 років тому +246

      What the heck do you have against James Bond?

    • @antenna_prolly
      @antenna_prolly 8 років тому +71

      Cool J's.

    • @iweegouldyi8466
      @iweegouldyi8466 8 років тому +114

      RANDOMNATION! Only Wick would survive

    • @GhostCage
      @GhostCage 8 років тому +40

      iWeeGouldyi Jason Bourne is a super soldier, But he can't beat Reacher and Wick together.

    • @iweegouldyi8466
      @iweegouldyi8466 8 років тому +8

      Forgot he's a super soldier

  • @KenRulesLife
    @KenRulesLife 8 років тому +14

    I'm from Pittsburgh, and I remember them filming this downtown. As I was coming home from work through the city, I saw him and an entire group of people working on the film, he was in a gray hoodie and jeans and he was with 2 others, practically surrounded by barricades and I said "Hey, that's Tom Cruise...holy shit, he's short as fuck." I remember being more impressed with the camera mounted Crown Victorias they used for chase scenes than seeing him.

    • @seanyboston
      @seanyboston 7 місяців тому

      He's also a billion times richer than you so keep seething

  • @peteringargiola6323
    @peteringargiola6323 5 років тому +13

    These Sins videos are frikkin' GOLD...I actually laughed out loud a few times...This has also helped me to shed even more of my ego, as I realized how clever others are in comparison to me, and how utterly numbed I was to almost all of the Sins, while I idiotically watched the movie with gushing glee...

  • @MasterJunior93
    @MasterJunior93 8 років тому +124

    wow, i've never been this early to a cinemasins video.

  • @tanishapattinama9721
    @tanishapattinama9721 8 років тому +80

    Do "Everything Wrong With Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children"

  • @QuantumLeap83
    @QuantumLeap83 6 років тому +21

    Having been a fan of the books for decades, and read all of them, the hardest part for me is that they chose a guy that's 5' 5" to play a guy that's 6' 5". I just can't get past that. Nothing against Tom.

    • @MarvelousMusicmmusic
      @MarvelousMusicmmusic Рік тому +2

      Many different people played James Bond and most don't fit the physical description of what Ian Fleming wrote. STILL great films. Why can't you get over it?

    • @QuantumLeap83
      @QuantumLeap83 Рік тому

      @@MarvelousMusicmmusic necroposter

    • @FairyNuffMuffin2
      @FairyNuffMuffin2 Рік тому +2

      ​@@MarvelousMusicmmusicbecause one of the points of Jack reacher and alot of character interactions are based on the fact that he's built like a truck and truly looks like he could kill a guy with a punch, but also that he's underestimated with regards to his intelligence because of his appearance.

    • @fangman21
      @fangman21 11 місяців тому +1

      @@FairyNuffMuffin2 I like Tom Cruise and think he did a fine job in this film, but I def FEEL the Reacher vibe waaay more watching the Amazon series, because like you said, the man is supposed to be huge and intimidating.

  • @CouchTfilms
    @CouchTfilms 8 років тому +607

    Really underrated! Watching the sequel this weekend!

    • @kierans5583
      @kierans5583 8 років тому +6

      Couch Tomato Cant wait, it was great!

    • @Aloyus_Knight
      @Aloyus_Knight 8 років тому +2

      I'm going to on Friday.

    • @fudwgemar
      @fudwgemar 8 років тому +2

      Couch Tomato i agree with you

    • @cristianrosas7090
      @cristianrosas7090 8 років тому +4

      No Tom Cruise movie is underrated lul. But same I'm going to WATCH IT FRIDAY MYSELF!

    • @ninjadudeofficial
      @ninjadudeofficial 8 років тому +10

      As a huge fan of the books I disagree but if I were able to ignore them I'm sure it'd be different, and I also will be watching the sequel soon

  • @spacesandshark2418
    @spacesandshark2418 8 років тому +280

    I don't know, I feel like he's kinda reaching in this video.

    • @Omotive
      @Omotive 6 років тому +20

      That pun in itself is a sin.
      *ding*

    • @briancarroll481
      @briancarroll481 6 років тому +9

      Pun aside, I agree. Over half of these sins are clearly covered in the context of the scene or plot.

    • @jasoncarter1869
      @jasoncarter1869 6 років тому +6

      Pun................. approved.
      This movie only got 95 sins and THE EQUALIZER got like 140. John Wick had a son count around 100. Does CinemaSins hate Denzal Washington? 🤔

    • @danhughes1814
      @danhughes1814 6 років тому +2

      spacesandshark Welcome to Cinemasins

    • @johnbob5137
      @johnbob5137 6 років тому

      xD xD xD xD

  • @OverlandOne
    @OverlandOne 6 років тому +16

    "Don't taze me bro" at the very end. Classic.

  • @madra214
    @madra214 8 років тому +6

    For the credit card thing , at 4:28 , she was buying her lover a watch and didnt want her husband finding out that her credit card was used at whatever store it was . So she said she was getting her car serviced and just took out cash saying thats where he was going to use it

  • @codes5218
    @codes5218 8 років тому +35

    I enjoyed this movie better than most of the MI series movies, except Ghost Protocol

    • @octavianschaefer7294
      @octavianschaefer7294 8 років тому +5

      Code S rouge nation was kick ass too

    • @codes5218
      @codes5218 8 років тому +3

      Nathan Schaefer Oh yeah, I forgot about that one...but it was too similar in plot to either MI:1 or MI: 3... I forget which one.

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 8 років тому +2

      MI: 3 was my favourite. 4 Had badass scenery and stunts, both probably better than 3, but most of the plot points, I just kept wondering "Huh?" or "What? Why is this happening again?"

    • @lesleybroadley3658
      @lesleybroadley3658 8 років тому

      Code S

    • @kleetus92
      @kleetus92 8 років тому +3

      This was a fun movie... to bad it featured Tom Cruise.

  • @happysavage6660
    @happysavage6660 6 років тому +12

    "Don't taze me bro!"
    Nearly every movie I have seen thus far, reminds me, that people like to taze another, because they are doing bad and/or to capture someone.

  • @you238
    @you238 8 років тому +11

    9:39 I want to see "It's a Wonderful Life" done so each sin can be mitigated by an angel getting his wings.

  • @dossombras
    @dossombras 8 років тому +31

    Does anybody watch these instead of seeing the actual movies? He could be totally wrong and I wouldn't know.

    • @richardkranium2944
      @richardkranium2944 6 років тому +1

      I do. I usually watch these at least before the actual movie if possible. I've gone and watched a few I never would have watched until seeing these as well.

    • @neuro.weaver
      @neuro.weaver 6 років тому +1

      Jack Reacher was over 6ft 5in. The moment I heard they cast the short crazy guy to portray him, I gave up on the movie.

  • @deborahhanna6640
    @deborahhanna6640 6 років тому +10

    "I'll drink your blood out of a boot." Might be the best line from any movie.

  • @jamyjet
    @jamyjet 8 років тому +78

    really underrated movie

    • @alucardyoici
      @alucardyoici 8 років тому +2

      I don't know it got good rating and a sequel

    • @jamyjet
      @jamyjet 8 років тому +7

      alucardyoici it's probably because tom cruise doesn't match the description for jack reacher in the book, but the movie was great, can't wait to see the sequel

    • @chickenw1re
      @chickenw1re 8 років тому +1

      Personally I thought it was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It's weird how two people can have completely opposite views of the same thing.

    • @WiFilip
      @WiFilip 8 років тому +2

      Yeah, I thought it was nothing too good, it was a stereotypical action movie, and was literally awful compared to the book.

    • @ninjadudeofficial
      @ninjadudeofficial 8 років тому +3

      He wasn't even remotely similar, it's as if they didn't even read any of them

  • @taylorcoley6329
    @taylorcoley6329 8 років тому +36

    *CINEMASINS - SINS*
    *THUMBS UP!*
    *Sin 5- The caution cone was on purpose.*
    *Sin 7- Again the cone was done purposely.*
    *Sin 9- The quarter, like the cone was all done for a reason, by the bad guys.*
    *Sin 16- Really makes no sense at all.*
    *Sin 18- What? It's not really hard to obtain a .223 caliber rifle, anywhere.*
    *Sin 20- Well, they did have the actor pull a gun on her.*
    *Sin 25/26- Emerson only knew to check the quarter because he was in on the whole thing.*
    *Sin 30- Come one, that fight scene was bad-ass.*
    *Sin 46- Funny you should mention Mayberry. It was based on a town here in NC called Mount Airy. I live about 45 mins from it. If I were asked, there are only a few options that come to mind in the town I live in.*
    *Sin 53/54- Both really don't make sense at all.*
    *Sin 60/61/62- He was attempting to take her else where to kill her, but when she refused, so they had no choice but to do it there.*
    *Sin 80- But, isn't that a good thing?*
    *Sin 82/91- It was supposed to be sort of ritualistic for him. A worthy opponent.*
    *Sin 86- You ever tried shooting a target 6-10 inches in width moving at 45+ MPH? I'd liken it to duck hunting. It's NOT easy to do.*
    *Sin 90- Robert Duvall can say whatever he wants!*

    • @walkinparadox6908
      @walkinparadox6908 8 років тому +9

      Tl;dr

    • @marieb9048
      @marieb9048 7 років тому +1

      He just watched the movie, but didn't read the book. Or probably the narrator doesn't know it was base on a book.

  • @arhaantgupta1063
    @arhaantgupta1063 6 років тому +4

    ‘I would knock a sin off but I’m too busy laughing’. This is what I call a scene of the highest order

  • @LandonWard
    @LandonWard 8 років тому +105

    I love the concept of cinema sins. And I love when you sin a movie I liked. But I can't sit through the videos anymore. It isn't concise enough for me. I get it, you're being thorough in your "sinning" and explaining your points. The timbre (maybe the eq) and constancy of the voice-over work really wears me down.
    Keep doing what you're doing. I just figured you'd want an honest opinion of someone who used to be a fan and kinda isn't anymore.

    • @EliLippy
      @EliLippy 8 років тому +11

      Landon Ward Okay?

    • @LandonWard
      @LandonWard 8 років тому +9

      Elijah Lipkins ??...

    • @fww7675
      @fww7675 8 років тому +20

      I like the longer videos... the ones that are several minutes long were leaving waaaay too much out. However, I get what you are saying.

    • @maxman1602
      @maxman1602 8 років тому +32

      I prefer the older videos where he actually identifies inconsistencies, plotholes, continuity errors and so forth.
      Now he just makes a mini RiffTrax where half the sins are jokes about the movie and most of the rest are irrelevant to the film's plot or enjoyability. It's fine if he wants to riff on a movie, he should just admit that's hat he's doing.

    • @minervaalexia6074
      @minervaalexia6074 8 років тому

      Yeah, it was kinda nice when they were more focused. Nowadays, I only really watch to the end if it's a film I'm interested in but not seeing.

  • @Batchall_Accepted
    @Batchall_Accepted 8 років тому +352

    They should have sinned the fact that they got tom cruise, one of the shortest actors in the business, to play a character thats supposed to be 6'6 and 280

    • @Bloodhurl67
      @Bloodhurl67 8 років тому +10

      True, Dwayne johnson would be perfect!

    • @Bendrix27
      @Bendrix27 8 років тому +18

      My dad, who loves all the books, said that Vin Diesel would have been an ideal choice, even though his acting isn't amazing, he still fits the character.

    • @Bloodhurl67
      @Bloodhurl67 8 років тому +5

      Bendrix27 I feel vin diesel is also another great choice and tbh i think his acting is great!

    • @Bendrix27
      @Bendrix27 8 років тому +9

      Howya Doin
      Yeah, I just mean that most people don't think very highly of Vin's acting, I have no problem with it personally.
      I'm looking forward to the new XXX movie he'll be in, should be awesome. ;)

    • @MrSwanee11
      @MrSwanee11 8 років тому +12

      My family said a younger Dolf Lundgren would have been pretty perfect if his English was better lol.

  • @felipecarrera9127
    @felipecarrera9127 2 роки тому +71

    The biggest sin is casting tiny bit Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher a 6’5 mountain of man

    • @thememers_dude
      @thememers_dude 2 роки тому +10

      Yom killed it in this movie

    • @felipecarrera9127
      @felipecarrera9127 2 роки тому +4

      @@thememers_dude killed this movie. He was bad

    • @willnailer2118
      @willnailer2118 2 роки тому +1

      I didn't think he could pull it off but he did.

    • @marcintosh4040
      @marcintosh4040 2 роки тому

      he did a better job. go cry

    • @552jacki3
      @552jacki3 2 роки тому +3

      I mean acting wise I think he did a great job but couldn't they have at least given him a box to stand on or some shit? Like half the scenes in the movie he's standing next to another character that's obviously taller than him which makes it very hard to find him even intimidating, no less the absolute beast that Reacher is in the books.

  • @tinkerbell8704
    @tinkerbell8704 8 років тому +12

    Yo CinemaSins! Can we get a 'Everything Wrong With Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children'? (I know, it's a mouthful.)

    • @catmani2
      @catmani2 8 років тому

      Needs to come out on video first.

    • @tinkerbell8704
      @tinkerbell8704 8 років тому

      I see! Hopefully they'll have it out soon! :)

    • @polostud11
      @polostud11 8 років тому

      Tinker Bell spoiler alert "a lot"

  • @derekofbaltimore
    @derekofbaltimore 8 років тому +6

    it got a sin for Jump Around? That sound was awesome.. pack it up pack it in, let me begin, i came to win battle me thats a sin!

  • @willnailer3167
    @willnailer3167 7 років тому +4

    I didn't think he could do it, but tom cruise played reacher pretty good.

  • @PushoverMediaCritic
    @PushoverMediaCritic 8 років тому +200

    8:00 Hmm... someone who can kill in one punch. My money's on a bald 25-year-old Japanese man who was recently unemployed and walks around in a yellow jumpsuit and red cape.

    • @good000098
      @good000098 5 років тому +7

      Fucking weeb.

    • @good000098
      @good000098 5 років тому +1

      @Eric Rodriguez Bit late of a reply, but don't u have a to perfectly place your punch between your tiddies? *forgot the name of that place, lol*

    • @ladarriusjennings8914
      @ladarriusjennings8914 5 років тому +2

      good000098 Sternum.

    • @good000098
      @good000098 5 років тому +1

      @@ladarriusjennings8914 Yes, that... precisely.

    • @hellzila
      @hellzila 5 років тому +2

      Coincidentally , its Saturday and there is a sale going on

  • @nitroneonicman
    @nitroneonicman 8 років тому +141

    Jesus Christ it's Jack Reacher?

    • @3mmmmmm
      @3mmmmmm 5 років тому +2

      Oh my god its Jason Bourne
      Jesus Christ its Jack Reacher
      RUN ITS JOHN WICK RUN!!!!

    • @sparksfly5877
      @sparksfly5877 5 років тому +1

      No

  • @TheLORDofTOXICITY
    @TheLORDofTOXICITY 7 років тому +8

    idk if you read any of the books, but a HUGE sin, worth many dings is that Jack Reacher would never fight someone when he has a weapon and they dont. Cool scene, but no, Jack doesnt do that

  • @chrisarrona5791
    @chrisarrona5791 8 років тому +11

    Can u do evrything wrong with HOLES

  • @karlsson8439
    @karlsson8439 8 років тому +11

    you forgot to sin the fact that tom cruise is NOT riding a motorcycle in this movie.

  • @paintpink7300
    @paintpink7300 7 років тому +2

    Okay, this Cinema Sins officially made me laugh the hardest.

  • @Grasfh
    @Grasfh 8 років тому +86

    Not to mention the fact that the books make a point of how huge Jack Reacher is and how bad he is at driving...

    • @JaysUserName1
      @JaysUserName1 8 років тому +8

      Grasfh ikr. He's supposed to be 6'5. Tom Cruise is almost a foot shorter. I was so mad at that but I have to watch the movies by I'm a huge fan of the books :,)

    • @NorthernSeaWitch
      @NorthernSeaWitch 8 років тому +9

      Yeah, there's no way they would have been able to cast someone who physically fit the book description of Reacher and could act and could deliver eyeballs/butts in seats. The author, Lee Child, himself said it was not happening so he was fine with Cruise.

    • @Grasfh
      @Grasfh 8 років тому +1

      NorthernSeaWitch he does play the part well

    • @killercaos123
      @killercaos123 8 років тому +4

      What about Vinnie Jones? Just saying.

    • @Gobtik
      @Gobtik 8 років тому +4

      +NorthernSeaWitch there are various actors of that sort of height who are box office big names and fit the Jack Reacher description or close to it:
      Dwayne Johnson (the Rock), Jason Segel, Ray Stevenson, Liam Neeson, Hugh Jackman
      Others that fit who are aren't as big a name as Cruise:
      Sean Bean, Viggo Mortensen, Hugo Weaving

  • @ricogoldstar
    @ricogoldstar 8 років тому +61

    Jack Reacher 2 vs. John Wick 2. My money is on John all the way!

    • @SarahSmith-xv5kd
      @SarahSmith-xv5kd 8 років тому +4

      RICO GOLDSTAR reacher FTW

    • @Farenil_Silverhair
      @Farenil_Silverhair 8 років тому +6

      RICO GOLDSTAR John Wick all the way

    • @kanejones99
      @kanejones99 8 років тому +2

      RICO GOLDSTAR John wick wins hands down, a lot better story and a work of art

    • @clapps611
      @clapps611 8 років тому +3

      Wow that will be the battle of the over 50's

    • @elektro3000
      @elektro3000 8 років тому +1

      Jack Reacher vs John Wick vs The Equalizer melee!!

  • @alysiamerdavid-wasser9165
    @alysiamerdavid-wasser9165 5 років тому +2

    I just saw this and came for the "THAT GUY COULD BE A MURDERER!" scene, lol!! J.R. just lets his car coast into an unmanned, (ding!) cop car blockade, hopped out, walked up to that crowd, and WUT?!😂

  • @scottbuckley823
    @scottbuckley823 8 років тому +4

    I haven't seen the movie since it came out but loved that they did practical action and stayed away from CGI

  • @renpotter1606
    @renpotter1606 8 років тому +197

    "someone who could kill that girl with one punch" saitama wtf

    • @keukenkastje05
      @keukenkastje05 8 років тому +17

      ONE PUUUUUUUNCH!
      But yes, same thought.

    • @billclubbe1241
      @billclubbe1241 8 років тому +12

      great anime

    • @jyatsko89
      @jyatsko89 8 років тому +2

      bill clubbe Eh, no, not great. Enjoyable, and pretty funny at times? Yeah, definitely. Great, or up there in the top tier of animes? No lel, no, far, far from that kind of label/tier.

    • @iwanbro6973
      @iwanbro6973 6 років тому

      Renée Potter

    • @iwanbro6973
      @iwanbro6973 6 років тому

      aku cinta kamu dtg nga sekrg

  • @blasthim4271
    @blasthim4271 5 років тому +8

    8:15 Emerson doesn’t really think he killed her...he’s been in on it the whole movie, that sin didn’t really make sense

  • @amypicton1458
    @amypicton1458 8 років тому +48

    Could you do the 2016 Ghostbusters?

    • @gamertwo-four661
      @gamertwo-four661 8 років тому +6

      Amy Picton OMG yes, but hopefully not a majorly biased version, I kind of want if from at least neutral point of view rather than constantly negative (yes I do like the film, ESPECIALLY because of the cast)

    • @littlepico9862
      @littlepico9862 8 років тому +15

      Gamer two-four U do realise what channel ur watching rght?

    • @massconnect9329
      @massconnect9329 8 років тому

      They might be afraid to.

    • @Bendrix27
      @Bendrix27 8 років тому +11

      That sin video would be a few hours long at least. It would probably break the record for most sins ever.

    • @Wrathinside
      @Wrathinside 8 років тому

      They partnered with Screen Junkies for TASM 2, so since SJ did their Honest Trailer, I'm pretty sure CinemaSins will soon make the episode.
      And no, I hope that while SJ tried to suck some balls even worse than Nostalgia Critic, from CS I expect a proper episode.

  • @NoTime2Explain676
    @NoTime2Explain676 8 років тому +36

    I just realized I watched this movie and forgot both that I saw it and the name
    And the fact it existed

    • @dflokla
      @dflokla 8 років тому

      MooshroomGaming

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 8 років тому +6

      I didn´t forget the name, but everything about the plot. I don´t understand why so many people like this movie and I didn´t understand anything of the plot when I was watching it!

    • @thewateversho223gaming
      @thewateversho223gaming 5 років тому +2

      @@chanceneck8072 The plot is pretty self explanatory

  • @davidhooie4692
    @davidhooie4692 5 років тому +2

    The Olive Garden waiter line about made me spit my coffee out while watching this! ROFL!!

  • @knutkraus6089
    @knutkraus6089 4 роки тому +5

    1:43 you forgot its tom cruise that said that. boi he can run 😂

  • @whyfoldnow9372
    @whyfoldnow9372 4 роки тому +13

    "No one outside the church is supposed to know that" lmao

  • @joelouis321
    @joelouis321 7 років тому +20

    You forgot the biggest sin in the movie--the super villain's "super power", or main accomplishment, was that he gnawed off his own fingers.

  • @bebopblues2616
    @bebopblues2616 7 років тому +39

    I've read every Reacher book. Clearly the director of this film didn't read any of them. First of all the Reacher created by the author of the character is 6'5" and 250lbs...what idiots let that fact slip thru when it came to casting of Cruise? Just because they didn't bother to read the one (out of twenty books) book that is so rudely massacred by this movie didn't they guess that
    A LOT of others had?

    • @dhardy6654
      @dhardy6654 5 років тому +1

      So true.

    • @scuderiatororosso1422
      @scuderiatororosso1422 4 роки тому +5

      I always pictured Reacher as an enlarged late 30’s Harrison Ford.

    • @m3ntyb
      @m3ntyb 4 роки тому

      It’s cruise because he demanded it be him with his money and his ego.

    • @_XR40_
      @_XR40_ 3 роки тому +4

      @@m3ntyb More like it's Cruise because he was the Producer and put up the money for the film

    • @markpeterson1819
      @markpeterson1819 3 роки тому +1

      @@scuderiatororosso1422 I was thinking more a Rocky era Dolph Lundgren

  • @sierra2846
    @sierra2846 8 років тому +5

    **salutes**
    "O Captain, My Captain!"
    If you get that reference then join me.

  • @jordanw157
    @jordanw157 6 років тому

    Robert Duvall's character remembers Reacher from the Wimbeldon shooting competition because in the books, Reacher is one of the only soldiers (if not THE only soldier) from the Army that won the competition (the majority of the winners were from the Marines).

  • @rydermccall3590
    @rydermccall3590 8 років тому +8

    Jack isn't drinking coffee.
    Jack isn't 6'5''
    Jack isn't 250 lbs
    Jack isn't drinking coffee
    Jack isn't insanely buff
    Jack does not comment how he hardly works out
    Jack isn't drinking coffee

  • @johno1544
    @johno1544 8 років тому +541

    Reacher in the books is a 6'4'' blonde sin 1 is casting Tom Cruise

    • @nestorsdragon8057
      @nestorsdragon8057 8 років тому +45

      Lee Child liked the choice

    • @yayaooo
      @yayaooo 8 років тому +66

      john o charisma is more important than height and weight

    • @retrasix1267
      @retrasix1267 8 років тому +12

      john o that's what imagination is for. Just imagine Tom to be taller and and blonde and boom u have jack

    • @canis39
      @canis39 8 років тому +67

      Lee Child liked the suitcases full of money he got from Tom Cruise's production company.

    • @BigSkippy1263
      @BigSkippy1263 8 років тому +15

      john and 250 pounds of muscle.

  • @coolguy02536
    @coolguy02536 7 років тому +1

    Off course you forget the part where Herzog’s character tells the goon “Did I have a knife in Siberia?” (Or wherever it was) after telling him to chew his thumb off.
    No, but you did have severe frostbite, which certainly made your entire hand numb.

  • @rexise1989
    @rexise1989 8 років тому +15

    Anyone notice the papers she was reading says online archers instead of Oline Archer?

    • @Gobtik
      @Gobtik 8 років тому +2

      Bit at 7:12 says OLINE not ONLINE and again at 7:21 when it zooms in

    • @antenna_prolly
      @antenna_prolly 8 років тому +3

      Does the Oline go all the way to OTown?

    • @warreng675
      @warreng675 8 років тому

      Oline Archer

    • @warreng675
      @warreng675 8 років тому

      No i did'nt notice that

    • @warreng675
      @warreng675 8 років тому +1

      Oline Archer is his name, not online Archer

  • @markspath1303
    @markspath1303 8 років тому +47

    Don't forget the most important thing: Jack Reacher is supposed to be 6' 5''...Tom Cruise is far from that^^...Plus they changed the story from the book in some unnecessary parts

    • @Dragonblaster1
      @Dragonblaster1 4 роки тому +3

      Tom Cruise isn't that far off 6' 5": he's actually 6" 5'.

    • @petersarubbi
      @petersarubbi 3 роки тому +7

      That was the biggest sin... Casting Tom Cruise... Nothing against his acting ability... But... Lee Child describes Jack Reacher in every book... When reading them I never pictured Tom Cruise... Never understood why he was cast in these movies

    • @zantas-handle
      @zantas-handle 3 роки тому +2

      @@petersarubbi Because he may be a short arse but his ego is massive!

    • @_XR40_
      @_XR40_ 3 роки тому +3

      @@petersarubbi "...Never understood why he was cast..." Because he was the Producer, and the movie wouldn't have been made if he didn't pay for it.

    • @petersarubbi
      @petersarubbi 3 роки тому +1

      @@_XR40_ well yeah... But... James Cameron produced The Terminator... And he still let Arnold Schwarzenegger be The Terminator... The producer doesn't always make the best star😁

  • @gigasipke
    @gigasipke 2 місяці тому

    Old video, but just watched the movie, and feel this matches my sins list pretty well. Well done.

  • @BurberryPie
    @BurberryPie 8 років тому +12

    when you watch this so much you act like the narrator and can't watch a movie right and then you think about physic class

  • @zimnylech527
    @zimnylech527 8 років тому +19

    How about sinning You Don't Mess with the Zohan? Please?

    • @Iboo30
      @Iboo30 8 років тому

      YES Please !!

    • @gimbobjenkins405
      @gimbobjenkins405 6 років тому +1

      The sin was someone decide to take that cinematic abortion to full term.

    • @k3nfr0st39
      @k3nfr0st39 4 роки тому

      The whole movie is the definition of sin.

  • @stanleyconnor6898
    @stanleyconnor6898 9 місяців тому +1

    And the thing we'll never know - how many laws did Jack Richer break while he was investigating that case ?
    😂

  • @NeritonDjonne
    @NeritonDjonne 8 років тому +11

    You guys, miss the tittle. Correct is "Everything is Wrong With Jack Reacher in 130 minutes"

    • @DaveMorgan
      @DaveMorgan 8 років тому +28

      Neriton Djonne I like tittles. Especially big, natural tittles.

    • @iSteelRazorBladeGAMING
      @iSteelRazorBladeGAMING 8 років тому +2

      Neriton Djonne *I grab 'em by the tittles.*

    • @sootydooty4346
      @sootydooty4346 8 років тому +1

      Guy wtf I like boobs as much as the next guy, but chill

  • @Katiedid1985
    @Katiedid1985 8 років тому +21

    You had to touch the one decent action film since the 90s ugh

    • @hepchaos
      @hepchaos 8 років тому +2

      I suggest you go back and watch some 80's action films and rethink your statement about "decent action film".

    • @equalsfortyfour7256
      @equalsfortyfour7256 8 років тому +5

      "Since the 90s" means that any movie after the 90s is shit.

    • @DavidBrown-fp6hz
      @DavidBrown-fp6hz 8 років тому

      Yes, and his rebuttal is that the ones before the 90's were shit.

    • @dracson237
      @dracson237 8 років тому +23

      This must've been the only action film you've seen since the 90s

    • @spearofconquest
      @spearofconquest 8 років тому +7

      so the you missed 4 bourne movies? are you below the age of 12?

  • @skipprovandie318
    @skipprovandie318 3 роки тому +2

    I love this movie, but this was too funny. Keep them coming.

  • @evancruciani3746
    @evancruciani3746 8 років тому +61

    I bet CinemaSins won't do "Everything Wrong With the Ten Commandments" I dare you and then read the comments section

  • @Biranavan
    @Biranavan 8 років тому +11

    When dat person said "Whats on ur head" she actually ment his neck collar on his shirt because there is blood on it. So yep:|

    • @jopflah416
      @jopflah416 5 років тому

      No there’s a big lump on his head from being hit by one of the guys in the bathroom of Jeb Oliver’s house, happened just before those two idiots beat themselves senseless.

  • @legocreator1998
    @legocreator1998 5 років тому +1

    12:46. I love how Tom Cruise can claim to be Batman just by that look on his face

  • @marlenak4170
    @marlenak4170 8 років тому +8

    I mean I've never been to pittsburgh, maybe it is that dramatic

    • @EgoEroTergum
      @EgoEroTergum 8 років тому +2

      One of the tunnels comes out of the side of the mountain right into the city. It's fairly dramatic as far as city entrances go. I guess he meant that dramatic stories take place in bigger cities.

  • @biaclarissa5848
    @biaclarissa5848 8 років тому +6

    "I almost got away with it..."
    Did anyone else thought of scooby-doo?

  • @Ace_x77
    @Ace_x77 8 років тому +2

    I really enjoyed Basically Jack Reacher is Ethan Hunt plus Jason Bourne. It was amazing.

  • @XiJakke
    @XiJakke 8 років тому +7

    I actually really enjoyed this movie.

  • @wrex1285
    @wrex1285 8 років тому +5

    Everything Wrong with Final Destination already!!!

  • @ComsicQuestGG
    @ComsicQuestGG 3 роки тому +1

    Also why did Jack have a carbine with irons AND a canted red dot? 99% of shooters have a canted sights paired with a rifle scope so you can transition quicker from long distance to cqc

  • @MrMrFee
    @MrMrFee 8 років тому +3

    You all should do across the universe!

  • @Jackhintze06
    @Jackhintze06 7 років тому +4

    "How bout the inside of an ambulance?"
    Best line ^

  • @alex.w.1096
    @alex.w.1096 2 роки тому +1

    Love how in the show, when they're doing the scene where they go through all of reachers accolades, rosco says "wanna hear the back of his baseball card?" No way that's not a nod to this video

  • @vivekpanchpal6987
    @vivekpanchpal6987 5 років тому +5

    Constant itching in the back bothering you ? For those unreachable places
    Presenting the back reacher

    • @RylanStorm
      @RylanStorm 5 років тому

      A man.
      A man on a beach.
      A man on a beach placing his scrotum on the ground.
      This year, Tom Cruise stars in Lee Child's bestselling book.
      Sack Beacher.

    • @RylanStorm
      @RylanStorm 5 років тому

      You've seen it before, now see it again. A man who refuses to rest his scrotum on the beach.
      The sequel to last year's epic.
      Tom Cruise. Cobie Smulders ..Never Sack Down.

  • @Kfm7
    @Kfm7 Рік тому +3

    The biggest mistake was having Tom cruise play reacher

  • @arm279145
    @arm279145 4 роки тому

    Holy crap a Chuck Testa joke. It’s like it’s 2009 and I’m watching a 7roll video on my high school‘s library computer again.

  • @Ingens_Scherz
    @Ingens_Scherz 8 років тому +9

    5ft 8 Tom Cruise totally miscast as 6ft 4 Jack Reacher = 1000 sins. Job done.

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 8 років тому +5

      "He is 20 feet tall, can fell 1000 trees with a single ax swing, and has tamed the mythical blue ox..... Peter Dinklage is... PAUL BUNYAN".

    • @Ingens_Scherz
      @Ingens_Scherz 8 років тому

      Lemeres LMAO :)

  • @BTScriviner
    @BTScriviner 5 років тому +3

    Everything wrong with "Jack Reacher" starts with the casting of the humunculous Tom Cruise as the 6'4" Jack Reacher.

  • @billholt2198
    @billholt2198 5 років тому +8

    I just hope I NEVER sit by you in a movie theatre!

    • @johns5638
      @johns5638 4 роки тому

      Why?

    • @sultanabran1
      @sultanabran1 4 роки тому

      i want to sit next to this guy in a theatre. so much we can talk about.

  • @OneLordeAnimeClips
    @OneLordeAnimeClips 6 років тому +33

    40% of comments: People complaining about Tom Cruise's height.
    40% of comments: People defending Tom Cruise
    20% of comments: One Punch Man jokes.

    • @3mmmmmm
      @3mmmmmm 5 років тому +3

      And jokes about Jack Reacher, Jason Bourne and John Wick