I went to high school with people that fully believed that animals can get rabies if they’re angry enough. Still not as bad as when my 5th grade teacher told the class that rhinos were reptiles.
I had a college professor try to promote creationism in his class and brought up kent hovind. I said "he was convicted of fraud". The teacher said "He is NOT a fraud". I said "He went to PRISON for fraud". That ended that topic.
I had a work supervisor who said “Employees should do more than what they are paid. It’s called ‘giving 110%’ and ‘going above and beyond’!” Imagine if a store sold their wares at less than what the owner purchased said goods? That’s a terrible business model, and the store would go out of business…
I'm a student, not a teacher, but in my study hall class, there was this one kid who said "But Americans go to the UK, so since its allied with us, the UK is part of the US!" with dead seriousness. None of us have any learning disabilities and we're in middle school. Middle school. I cannot-
When I was in early elementary school, I thought every carton of chocolate milk was made by melting a Hershey bar, and then mixing it in. Idk why, but I thought that for years until I realized they probably just use the same powder or syrup that people get at the store
Once had to tell my Year 6 (British equivalent to 5th grade) teacher that the word "pyramid" didn't have an H in it like he was insisting. He got out a dictionary to prove me wrong, found out I was right, and remained irrevocably pissed with me for the rest of the school year.
Story 27: I can't even imagine how many times my uncle and grandma have asked how my heart is doing. They know im vaccinated and theyre worried my heart will explode some day. Its moronic but i go easy on them since they're genuinely worried for my health
The ideal response to "We don't sell bathrooms," would have been, *"I didn't mean for sale. I meant for use."* I once said the very same thing regarding hand sanitizer. (Yes, in case it wasn't obvious, this happened in early 2020.)
One time, I was riding my bike home from work (my job is a quarter mile from my house) when I saw my neighbor struggling to push her giant pickup truck home. She'd run out of gas. Without a word from either of us, I throw my bike into the bed and started pushing. When we pass by my house, I tell her to park in my driveway. I see her mom come running and ask what I'm doing as I'm pouring the contents of my small gas can into her daughter's gas tank. I say "Clearly, I'm turning your daughter's truck into a transformer." The mom heard "trans" and called the police. She even asked me what my address is which I told her. 2 cops came and were annoyed by the stupid crazy lady. The mom lived in her daughter's house for about 2 months after that before she was arrested for stabbing her daughter. The daughter is fine.
@@LeolaTheElf I really should've call her "mentally ill". She spent a few months in a psychiatric hospital and my neighbor says her mom's doing much better living at her brother's house.
She's got to be either ill or mad. I know people have strong opinions on the transgender community, but wtf did she think you were gonna do to make an inanimate machine transition? 😂😅😂
Story 26, about the math teacher that insisted that there was no West Virginia. I personally met someone that did not believe that New Mexico was a state. It came up in conversation when I said that was where I was going to retire. She asked if I was fluent in Spanish, which is actually a valid question, and I am not. She told me that I will be missing out on my rights as an American if I leave the country. I had to explain that I was not leaving the United States, just moving to New Mexico. She looked very confused, and I pulled out my phone to show here that it does indeed, exist and it is one of the United States. She was amazed. How can a full grown person in the US not know the names of every state? I understand not being able to recite them, but to be unaware that one exists. And she was a school teacher, also.
This is way more common than you think. It comes up in post offices, airline gates, etc. The closest I ever came to that was at a United Airlines ticket counter, where for some reason I mentioned that Newark Airport is in NJ. The agent insisted that Newark was in New York, and in fact was short for ‘New York’. She got petty and kept saying, “well, if you need to go to New Jersey, I might have to cancel your ticket to EWR… otherwise you’ll blame United when you land in New York..“
I had a teacher that confused active high and active low even when her notes and slides perfectly described what active low was. when we confronted her about it she doubbled down and claimed all the slides, all the lab code and we where wrong.
I had a doctor who told me “instead of taking any psych meds that I should instead drink, that it was easier and better” he went on for over 15 mins about why I should drink alcohol anytime I felt “unstable and needed to relax” to drink alcohol when I had a migraine or anxiety attack. Alcohol can fix it all, apparently. This same doctor apparently told another patient that to make the pain killers work faster and better take it with a glass of wine. Looking back I wonder if he was an alcoholic…
8:41 I love how they didn’t tell the punchline until the very end of the story. The story just built up to the punchline and then told it. It made it funnier ‘cause it was surprising 💀
I had a doctor tell me when I was a kid that instead of eating food at restaurants, I should instead bring a sandwich with me to the restaurant and eat it there. That would probably get me thrown out of the restaurant in reality. Also, I am not eating a sandwich while everyone else got to eat normal food. To this day, I am still dumbfounded.
The young lady that had the baby chipmunk that grew into a squirrel is in the House of representatives? Quite possible when we consider that there is one Congressman who thinks islands float and if too many people are on an island, it will tip over. Heaven help us!
My maiden name was Willson spelled with 2 Ls and when I went for my interview with a college I applied to and the secretary told me I misspelled my last name. Really? I am interviewing to come to your college and you think I cannot spell my own name? I simply explained that my name really was spelled with 2 Ls and again she said it seemed wrong.
Once while I was watching Randy Savage vs. Ricky Steamboat from Wrestlemania 3, the commentators said something about Steamboat's use of martial arts, and my brother deadass said "That's not martial arts, there's no punching in martial arts." I started picking apart his argument, and he shut down and got mad at me. More recently, I was talking with a mutual friend of ours about BLM, and my brother actually said "The media is blowing things out of proportion to distract us from the situation in the Ukraine." I had to start peeling apart the layers of this, and apparently he believes "The media" makes these kinds of social problems look worse to distract Americans from foreign conflicts. He has no idea why, or what "the media" gets out of it, or what the connection was, but he's still firm in his belief. For the record, he's the kind of centrist who will bend over backwards to support his narrative that both the left and the right are equally bad on all things.
But not because we had nothing to eat in North America and the natives came to help (allegedly). Erntedankfest is a pagan harvest celebration overtaken by christianity to thank the gods for the good harvest (or god).
Don't use the cloth tape measure to measure that. It won't be accurate because its a waist tape measure. So is an inch on this one not equal to an inch on that one? That was my mom, the one who I had to explain for ten minutes that a pound of feathers weighs the same as a pound of lead
I find it funny when people think the moon and sun are the same thing. Or that the earth is flat, and to support this claim, they ignore every natural law and even their own eyes.
Apparently, some people panic when they first see the Sun and Moon in the sky at the same time. I remember a guy saying that he hadn't realised that the Sun is a star until he started to make a TV series called The Planets. He was 'Head of science' at the BBC! And, predictably, one episode of The Planets was called ... The Moon. LOL.
@@dracodarkheartgaming2357 Who would? But not knowing that the Sun is a star is already pretty stupid. Thinking that the Moon appears only at night is stupid. But even 'intelligent' people, when they see the Sun and Moon in the sky at the same time, often ask why the brightest part of the Moon is not in the direction of the Sun.
That last story. Could you imagine living your whole life in a world in complete black and white. Then comes some scientists and they invent colors and suddenly everything in the world is in full color. 🤣
in high school, i cant remember whay but we were talking about holidays or something and the teacher said that we (her and i) celebrate christmas and my friend montel (black guy) celebrates kwanza, and i look at him and hes confused and says he celebrates christmas, teacher said "no, you celebrate kwanza" she was saying all this in a soft patronizing tone
There is NO technical reason for a yearbook from 1980 to be in black and white. Color printing had been well established for a LONG time by then. Unfortunately tt would COST more to print full color so the school clearly chose the cheaper option.
In my government class during my senior year of high school, a classmate asked if the planes hijacked and crashed into the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001 kept flying after they hit the towers. It was the day after the twelfth anniversary that she asked this question, long after it was established that the planes were destroyed on impact.
I had a teacher that once said in class, with absolute seriousness, that the Catholic Church was the sole cause of overpopulation. I had no idea there were so many catholics in China.
@19:29... well in fairness if someone told me a bank was robbed with a sawn off shotgun ( as opposed to a sawed off shotgun) I might also think "sawn off" was a brand name..
Oh, the person who said the stupid thing was me. I remember my sophomore year of highschool, we all took a quiz that was basically “how much do you know about science” and one of the questions was why do seasons happen. I looked back at 5th grade when my teacher told us that the earth gets farther from the sun during winter and then gets closer during summer. So for years I thought that the sun wasn’t in the middle of the orbit, just slightly off center. I swear to god the teacher made us do so many projects based on that. It was cemented into my head. When I learned it was actually because of the earth’s tilt, I out loud said “wait what!? It’s not because of the distance from the sun?” My god…. I was a fucking idiot
3:53 he isnt wrong drinking energy drinks to make your heart beat faster actually works and is considered cardio bc your hart doesnt care why its beating faster, only that it IS beating faster
@@robirvine6970 it's not nonsense do your own research first buddy it's true. The heart doesn't care why it's beating faster and harder, only that it IS beating faster and harder
@@oldfrittenfett1276 Believing that is as dumb as believing in a flat Earth. If it did not rotate one would get to see all of it and it would not have been necessary to send rockets to the 'dark side' (which is another fallacy).
A couple of years ago, on Thanksgiving, I was telling my cousin about Epic Universe. The new Universal park. And how it will be the 3rd largest theme park in North America. With all seriousness, she asked, "Where's South America?" My sister and I shared a look that said "bruh." She's was a sophomore in high school at the time.
I worked with a real jerk who believed a woman's place was in the kitchen and men were too good for cooking and said this in front of about a dozen of us. Then I asked what about barbecue? He said it was the womans job. Well all of us were like "seriously, you don't barbecue?" He was quiet about it after that
Told a colleague we had a German aircraft arriving later that night, registration B1RD, my colleague asked with all sincerity should she get the pilot to feather the props. 2 hours later she stormed in shouting you pricks have had me stood out in the cold all night waiting for a bird to land. She flipped when asked did she feather the props
@@larkop6504 yes thanks to our idiotic goverment and their voters who keep voting for these politicans. lets hope sane people will get these politicans out of office before the damage cant be repaired. there are still sane and good people in this country and when america can clean hourse, so can we!
@@Varus78 Believe it ain't any better in the UK or Ireland. Everyone is convinced their vote matters when the people are given the illusion of choice. At least in Germany you have held onto your heavy manufacturing capabilities. You have also heavily invested in production efficiency, if you mention that in the UK you get sacked. Met some funny German automotive managers over the years, straight to the point, where's my product. Your Luftwaffe pilots we're gentlemen when they stayed in the UK.
@@larkop6504 ive lived in the uk&ireland for some years so i know a thing or two about it. the problem is that merkel turned the former conservative CDU into a progressiv/leftist party and the voters dont get it, so one leftist goverment after the next get into power. they made energy so expensive with the no russian oil&shutdown of nuclear plants that industry cant compete and either flees or goes bankrupt. mass immigration makes the country unsave and in danger of a islamist coup and puts strains on the social system that are impossible to finance and on top the financing via EU of the southern states, italy, greece and spain, never stopped so inflation keeps rising. so thats the problems in a nutshell but the rise of the Afd makes me mildly optimistic. we will soon have a CDU&Green goverment and then the voters will hopefully see that the CDU will make problems worse not better. what about the UK?
I wish caffeine worked as cardio I would be skinny as a rail but sadly exercise does other things then raise your heartbeat and I will admit I thought the same when I was like six but I'm 21 now and I know better
I remember we celebrated the harvest in elementary school in Germany. That was the closest we got ever to celebrate Thanksgiving, but it was still different and only for little kids.
I used to work at a hotel as a receptionist, and as part of the uniform I had to wear a little nametag, so this guy looked at me and my nametag and asked: So what's your Costa Rican name? like if my name should be Juan or something
Story 5: nahnahnah that girl is valid. There’s definitely grown women that still dream of being a real princess, not childish. She just needs a boyfriend that makes her feel like one. It’s the best she can get
That would have to be the guy in my writing class who scoffed at another writer's story about an ethereally beautiful blonde sex worker. Said it was bad fiction because "There are no white prostitutes."
ugh, story 6 reminded me of a scene in a book where a man's organs fell out of his butt...after someone poisoned him. i forget the name of the novel, but i'm pretty sure it was by David Drake.
Girl dating a bi guy who cheated on her and left her for the same woman: "Why didn't he leave me for a man?" She was expecting to break up because of another man.
I went to high school with people that fully believed that animals can get rabies if they’re angry enough.
Still not as bad as when my 5th grade teacher told the class that rhinos were reptiles.
Fun fact: rabies and rage in Italian are the same word RABBIA 😅
I had a college professor try to promote creationism in his class and brought up kent hovind. I said "he was convicted of fraud". The teacher said "He is NOT a fraud". I said "He went to PRISON for fraud". That ended that topic.
I had a work supervisor who said “Employees should do more than what they are paid. It’s called ‘giving 110%’ and ‘going above and beyond’!”
Imagine if a store sold their wares at less than what the owner purchased said goods? That’s a terrible business model, and the store would go out of business…
I'm a student, not a teacher, but in my study hall class, there was this one kid who said "But Americans go to the UK, so since its allied with us, the UK is part of the US!" with dead seriousness. None of us have any learning disabilities and we're in middle school. Middle school. I cannot-
When I was a kid I seriously believed hot dogs came from cat tails from lakes😂.
When I was in early elementary school, I thought every carton of chocolate milk was made by melting a Hershey bar, and then mixing it in. Idk why, but I thought that for years until I realized they probably just use the same powder or syrup that people get at the store
On one hand, these videos are entertaining, but on the other, this kind of stupidity causes me mental distress. 😒
Once had to tell my Year 6 (British equivalent to 5th grade) teacher that the word "pyramid" didn't have an H in it like he was insisting. He got out a dictionary to prove me wrong, found out I was right, and remained irrevocably pissed with me for the rest of the school year.
Story 27:
I can't even imagine how many times my uncle and grandma have asked how my heart is doing. They know im vaccinated and theyre worried my heart will explode some day. Its moronic but i go easy on them since they're genuinely worried for my health
A classmate asked our geography teacher "How did the UK leave Europe? How did they move a whole country?"
I Hope the answer was that they didn't leave Europe
Someone was adamant that chickens and birds weren't animals....I think they were mistaken for mammals
I've heard this one a lot. Same goes with fish and insects.
The ideal response to "We don't sell bathrooms," would have been, *"I didn't mean for sale. I meant for use."*
I once said the very same thing regarding hand sanitizer. (Yes, in case it wasn't obvious, this happened in early 2020.)
20:01 when mentioning weight, the subtitles use the pound symbol (money) instead of the pound symbol (weight) which I just wanted to point out
"We don't sell bathrooms"
That's it. Best quote ever. No one need submit any more.
I think that was probably a momentary brain fart. Still funny. But not stupid like the chipmunk = squirrel baby girl who denied reality.
Sounds kinda like a snide way of telling a customer there's no public restroom tbh, but it could also be someone that's slow af
@@Wi-Fi-ElI am almost 100% certain it's the latter.
One time, I was riding my bike home from work (my job is a quarter mile from my house) when I saw my neighbor struggling to push her giant pickup truck home. She'd run out of gas. Without a word from either of us, I throw my bike into the bed and started pushing. When we pass by my house, I tell her to park in my driveway. I see her mom come running and ask what I'm doing as I'm pouring the contents of my small gas can into her daughter's gas tank. I say "Clearly, I'm turning your daughter's truck into a transformer." The mom heard "trans" and called the police. She even asked me what my address is which I told her. 2 cops came and were annoyed by the stupid crazy lady. The mom lived in her daughter's house for about 2 months after that before she was arrested for stabbing her daughter. The daughter is fine.
@@DarkKingsKing sounds like a crazy lady 😟
@@LeolaTheElf I really should've call her "mentally ill". She spent a few months in a psychiatric hospital and my neighbor says her mom's doing much better living at her brother's house.
@@DarkKingsKing well that’s good..
She's got to be either ill or mad. I know people have strong opinions on the transgender community, but wtf did she think you were gonna do to make an inanimate machine transition? 😂😅😂
Story 26, about the math teacher that insisted that there was no West Virginia. I personally met someone that did not believe that New Mexico was a state. It came up in conversation when I said that was where I was going to retire. She asked if I was fluent in Spanish, which is actually a valid question, and I am not. She told me that I will be missing out on my rights as an American if I leave the country. I had to explain that I was not leaving the United States, just moving to New Mexico. She looked very confused, and I pulled out my phone to show here that it does indeed, exist and it is one of the United States. She was amazed. How can a full grown person in the US not know the names of every state? I understand not being able to recite them, but to be unaware that one exists. And she was a school teacher, also.
This is way more common than you think. It comes up in post offices, airline gates, etc. The closest I ever came to that was at a United Airlines ticket counter, where for some reason I mentioned that Newark Airport is in NJ. The agent insisted that Newark was in New York, and in fact was short for ‘New York’. She got petty and kept saying, “well, if you need to go to New Jersey, I might have to cancel your ticket to EWR… otherwise you’ll blame United when you land in New York..“
I had a teacher that confused active high and active low even when her notes and slides perfectly described what active low was. when we confronted her about it she doubbled down and claimed all the slides, all the lab code and we where wrong.
I once heard someone ask if a chicken was a kind of bird. This person was probably in their 60s.
I had a doctor who told me “instead of taking any psych meds that I should instead drink, that it was easier and better” he went on for over 15 mins about why I should drink alcohol anytime I felt “unstable and needed to relax” to drink alcohol when I had a migraine or anxiety attack. Alcohol can fix it all, apparently. This same doctor apparently told another patient that to make the pain killers work faster and better take it with a glass of wine. Looking back I wonder if he was an alcoholic…
8:41 I love how they didn’t tell the punchline until the very end of the story. The story just built up to the punchline and then told it. It made it funnier ‘cause it was surprising 💀
I mean it's obvious to me that energy drinks are not healthy, but it occurs to me that I'm not sure exactly why real cardio is
It's exercise for your heart, strengthening your heart muscle.
She said that the only real Spanish is Puerto Rican Spanish
Cleopatra died in a plane crash.
"Drive up the hill (in road), then..."
"The hill doesn't go up, it only goes down."
When I was around four, I remember someone said they thought black people had green blood.
to be fair, walt disney had a daughter who had 6 children and walt's brother roy had a son worked at disney for years
I had a doctor tell me when I was a kid that instead of eating food at restaurants, I should instead bring a sandwich with me to the restaurant and eat it there. That would probably get me thrown out of the restaurant in reality. Also, I am not eating a sandwich while everyone else got to eat normal food. To this day, I am still dumbfounded.
The young lady that had the baby chipmunk that grew into a squirrel is in the House of representatives? Quite possible when we consider that there is one Congressman who thinks islands float and if too many people are on an island, it will tip over. Heaven help us!
Wasn't it a US Senator who asked whether the Parks Department might be able to alter the Earth orbit in order to fight climate change?
one time when i was little, i told a kid my name and how to spell it, and they told me i spelled it wrong (i didn’t)
💀
My maiden name was Willson spelled with 2 Ls and when I went for my interview with a college I applied to and the secretary told me I misspelled my last name. Really? I am interviewing to come to your college and you think I cannot spell my own name? I simply explained that my name really was spelled with 2 Ls and again she said it seemed wrong.
Once while I was watching Randy Savage vs. Ricky Steamboat from Wrestlemania 3, the commentators said something about Steamboat's use of martial arts, and my brother deadass said "That's not martial arts, there's no punching in martial arts." I started picking apart his argument, and he shut down and got mad at me.
More recently, I was talking with a mutual friend of ours about BLM, and my brother actually said "The media is blowing things out of proportion to distract us from the situation in the Ukraine." I had to start peeling apart the layers of this, and apparently he believes "The media" makes these kinds of social problems look worse to distract Americans from foreign conflicts. He has no idea why, or what "the media" gets out of it, or what the connection was, but he's still firm in his belief.
For the record, he's the kind of centrist who will bend over backwards to support his narrative that both the left and the right are equally bad on all things.
They do celebrate Thanksgiving in Germany, it’s called Erntedankfest, I believe it’s in early October.
But not because we had nothing to eat in North America and the natives came to help (allegedly). Erntedankfest is a pagan harvest celebration overtaken by christianity to thank the gods for the good harvest (or god).
the teacher wasnt wrong about thanksgiving in germany, just that there is no meat served. its a harvestfair
I said one time in a Calculus class “2 x 6 = 18”💀
Don't use the cloth tape measure to measure that. It won't be accurate because its a waist tape measure. So is an inch on this one not equal to an inch on that one? That was my mom, the one who I had to explain for ten minutes that a pound of feathers weighs the same as a pound of lead
I find it funny when people think the moon and sun are the same thing. Or that the earth is flat, and to support this claim, they ignore every natural law and even their own eyes.
Apparently, some people panic when they first see the Sun and Moon in the sky at the same time. I remember a guy saying that he hadn't realised that the Sun is a star until he started to make a TV series called The Planets. He was 'Head of science' at the BBC! And, predictably, one episode of The Planets was called ... The Moon. LOL.
@DJF1947 I would never have thought of the Moon as a star. I mean you can even see it's surface and it's solid rock.
@@dracodarkheartgaming2357 Who would? But not knowing that the Sun is a star is already pretty stupid. Thinking that the Moon appears only at night is stupid. But even 'intelligent' people, when they see the Sun and Moon in the sky at the same time, often ask why the brightest part of the Moon is not in the direction of the Sun.
16:00 he is right that it is possible to synthesize hydrocarbons but not the bones part.
That last story.
Could you imagine living your whole life in a world in complete black and white.
Then comes some scientists and they invent colors and suddenly everything in the world is in full color. 🤣
in high school, i cant remember whay but we were talking about holidays or something and the teacher said that we (her and i) celebrate christmas and my friend montel (black guy) celebrates kwanza, and i look at him and hes confused and says he celebrates christmas, teacher said "no, you celebrate kwanza" she was saying all this in a soft patronizing tone
5:38 which house member
There is NO technical reason for a yearbook from 1980 to be in black and white. Color printing had been well established for a LONG time by then. Unfortunately tt would COST more to print full color so the school clearly chose the cheaper option.
Common sense isn't common, so we might as well call it "rare sense"!
In my government class during my senior year of high school, a classmate asked if the planes hijacked and crashed into the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001 kept flying after they hit the towers. It was the day after the twelfth anniversary that she asked this question, long after it was established that the planes were destroyed on impact.
6:30 This lady was correct in a backward sort of way. Pork is from pigs, and chevon is from goats. The animal is a goat, the meat is chevon.
a girl in my sophomore Honors math class refused to believe that sqrt(-1) was impossible and said its just the same as -sqrt(1)
I had a teacher that once said in class, with absolute seriousness, that the Catholic Church was the sole cause of overpopulation.
I had no idea there were so many catholics in China.
Mormons: "Hold my beer."
It's not the sole cause of course, but they're not helping with how much they're against abortion.
@@japanpanda2179 Funny, the population growth rates are dropping and it's not because of the catholics either.
@19:29... well in fairness if someone told me a bank was robbed with a sawn off shotgun ( as opposed to a sawed off shotgun) I might also think "sawn off" was a brand name..
Oh, the person who said the stupid thing was me. I remember my sophomore year of highschool, we all took a quiz that was basically “how much do you know about science” and one of the questions was why do seasons happen. I looked back at 5th grade when my teacher told us that the earth gets farther from the sun during winter and then gets closer during summer. So for years I thought that the sun wasn’t in the middle of the orbit, just slightly off center. I swear to god the teacher made us do so many projects based on that. It was cemented into my head. When I learned it was actually because of the earth’s tilt, I out loud said “wait what!? It’s not because of the distance from the sun?”
My god…. I was a fucking idiot
We dont sell bathrooms
3:53 he isnt wrong drinking energy drinks to make your heart beat faster actually works and is considered cardio bc your hart doesnt care why its beating faster, only that it IS beating faster
What nonsense. Cardio is a form of exercise, tachycardia doesn't provide ANY benefits.
@@robirvine6970 it's not nonsense do your own research first buddy it's true. The heart doesn't care why it's beating faster and harder, only that it IS beating faster and harder
My friend came out to his mother.
She said, "Oh you are not gay, I would have never permitted that when you were growing up."
Yeah, they don't talk.
The so-called genius, Nikola Tesla, thought that the Moon does not rotate. LOL.
Well, we always see the same side, so in a way, it doesn't.
@@oldfrittenfett1276 Believing that is as dumb as believing in a flat Earth. If it did not rotate one would get to see all of it and it would not have been necessary to send rockets to the 'dark side' (which is another fallacy).
A couple of years ago, on Thanksgiving, I was telling my cousin about Epic Universe. The new Universal park. And how it will be the 3rd largest theme park in North America. With all seriousness, she asked, "Where's South America?" My sister and I shared a look that said "bruh." She's was a sophomore in high school at the time.
I worked with a real jerk who believed a woman's place was in the kitchen and men were too good for cooking and said this in front of about a dozen of us. Then I asked what about barbecue? He said it was the womans job. Well all of us were like "seriously, you don't barbecue?" He was quiet about it after that
" untold tales "
i had to stop watching, these were giving me a headache
Told a colleague we had a German aircraft arriving later that night, registration B1RD, my colleague asked with all sincerity should she get the pilot to feather the props. 2 hours later she stormed in shouting you pricks have had me stood out in the cold all night waiting for a bird to land. She flipped when asked did she feather the props
but thats how we do that in germany: we raise huge birds and ride on their backs all around the world, really!
@Varus78 Well sadly the German auto market is taking a battering, lol highlight the potential of your captured market. Thanks for the laugh.
@@larkop6504 yes thanks to our idiotic goverment and their voters who keep voting for these politicans. lets hope sane people will get these politicans out of office before the damage cant be repaired. there are still sane and good people in this country and when america can clean hourse, so can we!
@@Varus78 Believe it ain't any better in the UK or Ireland. Everyone is convinced their vote matters when the people are given the illusion of choice. At least in Germany you have held onto your heavy manufacturing capabilities. You have also heavily invested in production efficiency, if you mention that in the UK you get sacked. Met some funny German automotive managers over the years, straight to the point, where's my product. Your Luftwaffe pilots we're gentlemen when they stayed in the UK.
@@larkop6504 ive lived in the uk&ireland for some years so i know a thing or two about it. the problem is that merkel turned the former conservative CDU into a progressiv/leftist party and the voters dont get it, so one leftist goverment after the next get into power. they made energy so expensive with the no russian oil&shutdown of nuclear plants that industry cant compete and either flees or goes bankrupt. mass immigration makes the country unsave and in danger of a islamist coup and puts strains on the social system that are impossible to finance and on top the financing via EU of the southern states, italy, greece and spain, never stopped so inflation keeps rising. so thats the problems in a nutshell but the rise of the Afd makes me mildly optimistic. we will soon have a CDU&Green goverment and then the voters will hopefully see that the CDU will make problems worse not better. what about the UK?
I wish caffeine worked as cardio I would be skinny as a rail but sadly exercise does other things then raise your heartbeat and I will admit I thought the same when I was like six but I'm 21 now and I know better
Why would a teacher think they celebrate an American holiday in Germany. Other than Christmas, we share that one.
I remember we celebrated the harvest in elementary school in Germany. That was the closest we got ever to celebrate Thanksgiving, but it was still different and only for little kids.
@@dracodarkheartgaming2357 sounds like a fun time.
Americans think they celebrate the Fourth of July in other countries too. They're always surprised by the absence of fireworks.
I used to work at a hotel as a receptionist, and as part of the uniform I had to wear a little nametag, so this guy looked at me and my nametag and asked: So what's your Costa Rican name? like if my name should be Juan or something
Story 5: nahnahnah that girl is valid. There’s definitely grown women that still dream of being a real princess, not childish. She just needs a boyfriend that makes her feel like one. It’s the best she can get
the goat meat confuses me. Didnt she ask what goat meat is called? like pig meat is pork, goat meat is ???
That would have to be the guy in my writing class who scoffed at another writer's story about an ethereally beautiful blonde sex worker. Said it was bad fiction because "There are no white prostitutes."
185 pounds weight rendered as £185 feels weird as someone from the UK. He lost money as well as weight.
ugh, story 6 reminded me of a scene in a book where a man's organs fell out of his butt...after someone poisoned him.
i forget the name of the novel, but i'm pretty sure it was by David Drake.
a kid once told me my name meant Devil and tried to get me to change my name and get exorcised. My name is Sophie
Girl dating a bi guy who cheated on her and left her for the same woman: "Why didn't he leave me for a man?" She was expecting to break up because of another man.
I put the new 4gs on the jeep
What story 35 talking about
i thought the mom would go outside naked 🤣😅
18:10 but jesus is white???
The events of the Christian Bible take place in the Middle East. Jesus would not be white.
You think that a Jewish man born in the middle east to parents born in the middle east, was white?
Anyone know what game this is
What are these games behind the text--??--some of them look awesome.
3:05 not that it mattered you need roual blood to be in the roual family otherwise you can't be husban\ wife material
Think you mean royal blood but you don't need to. The wife of prince William has no royal blood, neither does Meghan.
balls
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Another good example of American foolishness is the use of pointless video as a background.
heh I was like 69