Rizz Wars: The Last Rizzler
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- It's time for the Rizzlers... to end.
Music: • Rizz Wars Song
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HOW IM I FIRST LIKE AND REPLY. Actually though
@@learningandgamingwithlucas9184I edge to this comment
Thank you!
Brain rot is getting out of hand 💀💀
you mean OUT OF BRAIN?
@@manumudgal5776 out of your mind.
[Br]ainRotium 69 is very radioactive you know
The worms are back!
"Now there are only two of them, brain cells!"
Young Anakin is mewing so hard BRUH.
He really is the chosen one
@@Janobotfr
@@Janobot He's a sigma male, isn't he? 🤨
@@Depressed_until_dead yes indeed In fact I think Anakin might even be him
He will become a true rizzler
His Mewdichlorian count is off the charts
I giggled.
...so did I 🤨
Underrated
"The reading's off the chart. Over 20.000. Even master Mogda doesn't have a Mewdichlorian count that high"
"No rizzler has"
I didn't understand a single word of this.
But it was still better than the sequel trilogy.
i assume by sequel trilogy you mean the last jedi and rise of skywalker
@@GremmPaltakinoh goy
@@PacmanPac-m8y you assume a trilogy is only 2 movies? you reached peak brain rot lil bro
agreed
@@PacmanPac-m8y I mean I don't mean the og or the prequels .
Yeah Rise of Skywalker was shite imo.
I felt a great disturbance in my brain, as if millions of my brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
I know this is not the right venue for this sorta thing but #saveTFone #transformersone cuz I love this movie and it deserves more audience, plz spread the word if you like the movie as well. Thanks
Ahahha
Bro, couldn't have said it any better 🙆
That’s brilliant
Comment of the year
Please pin this 😂😂😂
„You‘re a new gen Anakin. You’re cooked“ is exactly how I feel about gen alpha
It's irrational
@@KidPrarchord95some would say it’s unfair
@thisthatvibe some would say it's the path to many abilities they would consider to be unnatural.
that part really got me!!
@@thisthatvibe Anakin would also say it's outrageous
0:31 That moment Luke appears with that hilarious anvil jaw i lost it 🤣
You man anikin?!?!?!?!?☠️☠️☠️☠️
Revenge of the Brainrot
Solo: the only surviving brain cell
The Last Sigma
Attack of the moggers
The Rizzlers strike back
0:23 qui gon described my brain after watching this video
we're all cooked
@@oddbot567 that makes sense absolutely
not Anakin in front of the mirror saying „You are so.. sigma“ 😭😭😭
I fucking died... that part was genius
“I can feel my brain cells making toast in the bathtub” -Steven He
Kylo wants Rey to do WHAT?
S&x
Tbh, I want some too
No, seriously, I'm old now. What does Kylo want Rey to do?! I don't understand the hip young lingo! DX
@@atlasgraham154 he wants Rey to give him a slow deliberate handjob until he’s on the verge of ejaculating, then she’d stop, let him rest for a moment, then get back to teasing him. That’s. EDGING. Gen Z has a strange obsession with it. It just funny to us I geuss.
@@atlasgraham154 don't worry about it my friend
0:55 I lost it, I'm too weak, I'm too weak...LAUGHING.....UNLIMITED LAUGHING....
fanum tax in ohio
I have no idea what any of this means, yet I am watching an will continue to do so
1. Sigma is a self dependent male who is confident
2. Capping means to lie
3.mewing is a practice with the young to give you a better jaw line
4. Mogg means to best or defeat
5. Fanum tax means to take or to steal from
6.cooked means you’re in trouble
@Jmichael-h6w but why
@ idk
Sigma Kenobi :Its over Anikan i have the Sigma Ground
Anakin Rizzwalker :You underestimate my Jawline
I have high jaw line!
"Dont edge it"
“AAAAAAAAH!!!!” *GETS FANNUM TAXED*
“I’LL MOG YOU!”
Guys, this comments are true CINEMA
The BrainRot is strong with this one
'Perhaps I mogged a sigma and fanum taxed him' BROOOOOOOO the brainrot got to me 💀
Brainrot continues... Once you start going down that path it will forever dominate your destiny
"The ability to mew,does not make you a sigma...now get fanum taxxed"
-Qui-Gon Skibidinn
"He had the best jawline in the galaxy" Man i cracked up 🤣
We will watch his Rizzling with great interest
How is it to be a plumber for the emperor
bro we definetly need this badass song
Ye
I used my last non rotten brain cells for this video
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NOOOOOO
Please do not stop the brainrot, embrace it.
Yo. Can you upload the song somewhere?
WE NEED MORE
Don't be a beta, be a sigma and rizz us with more brainrot.
The part where he looked at his own reflection was peak.
Right lol 😂
I lost it when it panned to Anakins mom and she had the same sigma jawline as the other guys.
Keep them coming please.
Still 1000x better than The Acolyte
@@vexivero no worries mate
@@rachelprighel4409he’s not worried it’s ass
Still 10000x better than Disney trilogy
Clips from OT, prequels, and fanfic. I love it.
I cant with these jawline man, actually cried a little from laughing
Psychopathic Anakin Skywanker after overthrowing palps across the galaxy 0:43
Once again, Qui Gon proved to be the strongest rizzler of all time.
@@sam1_2_1 absolutely
Qui Gon Rizz
There's always a bigger rizzler
"I want you to edge me" is crazy
“I saw your jawline, only sigmas can have such a mewing streak.” 😂😂
This is sigma approved.
"rey I want you to edge me" 💀
Don't do this Ben
Please stop mewing
I NEEEED THIS MUSIC MAN PLEASE RELEASE IT
(Hearing you laughing through Kylo's solo got me smiling, glad you enjoyed making the video)
"You're cooked"
Anakin's mom: "Smirks" yea, about that
No no, she mogged in disapproval.
Some how brain rot has returned
''You're a new gen, Anakin ... you're cooked'' 💀
Anakin Rizzwalker: Your so sigma 😯
Bro. That ending hit me like a truck. 😭😭😭 WTF. editing privileges. Hand em over
DAMN THOSE JAWLINES 😭😭😭🤫🧏🏽♂️
"Youre cooked" hits hard
Sigma Wars: Return of the Mog Champ
@@AlexanderPadilla-pp3su that's a great idea definitely
Gen z and alpha changing the meaning of edging will never stop being hilarious.
A cross between Star Wars and the Beauty and the Beast, but only with Beasts.
I found this just randomly scrolling. Despite the brainrot, I am not disappointed. Got a great laugh out of me. Earned my sub 💀
The mewing streak is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... Unnatural
I love that Sir Guinness's face doesn't change for an inch
"I waited for this 4, no, 1000 years."
You did it, you created brain rot so bad that it rotted my whole brain in a single sitting. 😂
perfect...just perfect
"You're a new generation...You're cooked." 😂
"rey, I want you to edge me"
"you're a new gen anakin, you're cooked" 😂
Attack of the Rizzlers WHEN Janobot?
Our daily brainrot demands it
And so that epic saga has edged its last. You could almost say it... rizzed out.
Teacher just went through my youtube watch history and found this. am i cooked?
Это просто божественно xDDD
Моя линия подбородка отныне станет как у них!
We are actually doomed as a species
At one point Obi just looks regular 🤣
Padme mewing got me dying😭
This shit is so funny, lmao. I watch this couple of times a day and every time I laugh so damn hard. The first stage is the funniest one🤣
Brain Rots: the Sigma strikes back
My favourite part of Rizz Wars is when Obi-Mog says, it's over Beta!, i have the Mog ground! And then Anamew says, You underestimate my mewing!
I sent this to my health insured dad, who is in the hospital.
I'm rich, he pulled the plug on himself.
"Mabey I mogged a sigma and fanum taxed him" that line is underrated
"Fanum Tax in Ohio" Got me dying also why is bro wearing Alladin
Anakin going all Narssiss on us is 😂
The fact that old obi almost looks the same...
"And he edged a lot" Lol~
Mogging Wars: The Last Brain Cell
Listening to Obi-Wan say he was a Looksmaxxxer cracks me up everytime
- Together we can mog the galaxy as father and son!
- I've been trained in your mewing arts, by Count Rizzler.
- My rizz has doubled since the last time we met Beta. Good, twice the rizz, double the mog.
In my mind it's masterpiece of today culture 😂
This is better than the minecraft movie 😢 😭
This is absurd and I love it.
Well done master Skywalker ❤
I hate these videos, but i love them at the same time. More of this thank you
begun, the brainrot wars have
The fact that Alec Guiness is barely changed is just peak
Definitely makes more ideas that I need
“I am all the moggers! - And I’m all the sigmas!”
Absolutely that's a great story altogether of course
We needed to see Watto with this 😂
Exactly makes more information available needed
Absolute Cinema I almost cried when Kylo Rizz started singing
Darth rizzler: join me together with are combined strength we can mogged the galaxy
Luke rizzwalker: no i will never join you
Darth rizzler: did obi wan ever told told you what happen to your father
Luke rizzwalker: he told me enough you mogged him
Darth rizzler: no luke im your father
Luke rizzwalker: no no you capping its impossible
It's like a great descent into madness that transcend the folly itself, to reach new heights of reality
It's like a "gyatt" descent into "mogness" that transcends the rizzly itself, to reach a few sigma heights of Ohio reality
@@NinoDesbordes256 That's sus
@@GorgorTyrant like in amongus??;???;?;;;??????? SO SIGMA SKIBIDI
(Help me I beg you)
I remember you saying that was your last brainrot video, but here we are 😭🤭
Don't trust me
@@Janobot strong your ohio rizz is!
@@Janobot don't try it!
I completly lost it when Anakin was talking to a mirror instead of Padme
Average conversation in 20 years time
I LOVE THIS SHT. PLEASE DO MORE, YOU ARE SO GOOD AT IT BRO!
Definitely makes sense absolutely let's see what happens next anyway
I think my brain cells just committed self-destruct
This is just anarchy
Grandmaster Mike Mew, archPope of Jawlines has lost his licences as a dentist
Exactly that's a great success absolutely
brain Rot is getting out of control 😂
Fire music💀