Invasion With a Chance: The casts of So Random and Mackenzie Falls were doing their first shows in outer space, when the shuttle goes off course and they lose contact with NASA and their producers. The eventually land on Planet Irk, where Chad and Tawni are proclaimed "The Tallest". Taking full advantage of this, they launch Operation Impending Doom III with their home planet of Earth being the main target.
JONAS B.C. While performing a prehistoric-themed concert, Kevin breaks a vase containing the ashes of a Native American Spirit. As punishment, all three Lucas brothers plus Stella and Macy are sent to the time of the dinosaurs, where a Tryannosarus mother adopts them. Just 6 months later, the meteor strikes and their new mother dies. All 5 survive, and live out the rest of their lives as the first cave-people. So, Ben, what do you say about my Anti-Fanfics?
Here are some Disney Channel Anti-Fanfics: That's So Witchcraft: Fed up with her existence, Cory invents a time machine that sends Raven to the Dark Ages. Due to her ability to predict to future, she is arrested, tried for and convicted of witchcraft, and is sentenced to death by hanging. Chelsea and Eddie try to rescue her, but are found and similarly condemned. Cory and William arrive just in time, but the return portal closes before William can escape, and he is hanged.
New Disney Channel show announced! The show is centered around a down on his luck boy in High School (it's so MAINSTREAM these days!). BUT HERE'S THE CATCH: the boy is really a ROCK STAR in real life, BUT HE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW! "So it's Hannah Montana with a male cast?" EXACTLY! SO ORIGINAL!
Okay, it's clear to me what has occured. THEY LOCKED UP THE MAKERS OF EVERY DECENT SHOW (except P and F, the ONLY thing left that actually has any value on the show!) AND LOCKED THEM IN THE VAULT WITH WHAT WAS MICKEY MOUSE!!!!!
Lizzie the Toonhead: Lizzie gets a concussion and is taken to the hospital, where a doctor reveals that an "Inkmite" has detatched her brain from her spine and has been living inside Lizzie's skull ever since. The Doctor re-attaches Lizzie's brain because the Inkmite is now self-sustaining. Lizzie fears having to go to school with a cartoon of herself, but the Inkmite proves popular enough to get both Lizzies accepted into Kate's inner circle, and "real" Lizzie even gets a 2nd chance with Ethan.
please don't talk about my parents like that. they were great people until my father got in a motercycle accident and my mother turned to alcoholism as an answer. after that it was up to me to take care of him. I finally got his anger under control after he watched My little pony friendship is magic with me
Hey did you know they're making a new Stitch series, and its anime, which i don't know if you have a problem with, but the thing that I know you will have a problem with is they got rid of Lilo :(
Hypno-Montana: Miley's wig reveals itself to be a mind-control device and takes control of Miley. The wig then gives Miley the ability to shoot Gamma Rays from her eyes. The wig's mission is to eliminate anyone who has yet given Miley a hard time. The list of targets includes Jackson, Amber, Ashley, Traci, Rico, Roxy, and Mikayla.
@Benthelooney all of your favorite shows were only good because they were from your childhood. So soon the kids of this generation are gonna be complaining about how the show of the future generation and so on
@Elsteveo17Emo Sure. A short series 9about 12 or 13 episodes) called "Kaiba." It's sci-fi, but the art looks more retro 60's style than anything else. It's amazing.
Wizards vs. Dinosaurs, Wizards vs. a Penis, Wizards vs. Ponies, Wizards vs. Mickey mouse, Wizards vs. Nickelodeon, Wizards vs. Cartoon Network, Wizards vs. Animal Planet, Wizards vs. The Lion King, Wizards vs. Disney princesses, Wizards vs. Kim Impossible, and ect.
my cousin loves Jessie, she told me about a funny scene where one character was afraid of outhouses cuz she went into one and it got tipped over by an elephant, i saw it and was bored beyond death. I countered with the story from the Jackass 3-D movie when Steve-O got slingshoted into the air while in an outhouse, that was way funnier.
I still can't believe how Disney Channel could stoop that low. I wish the ghost of Walt Disney could come back and start haunting those at Disney Channel of today until they finally agreed to make the channel go back to it's old days.
I would've forgiven Disney Channel if it kept Gravity Falls and Wander Over Yonder on, but too bad they moved it to their sister channel, Disney XD. Way to make me lose even more sympathy for you Disney Channel.
+AnimaniacsYesDanielTigerNo Network Gravity Falls had a reason to be cancelled as it Alex Hirsch said he didn't want it to lose its good things, like Spongebob, but Wander over Yander was supposed to continue but Disney cancelled it because of no reason. And I really wish they kept them on Disney Channel.
I'm not a Disney channel fan either because the new shows suck,but I do look forward to watching Phineas & Ferb as well as Gravity Falls it still has a nice Disney cartoon charm to it plus it's a mystery cartoon & yeah it is pretty good for a modern Disney channel cartoon along with Phineas & Ferb.
@keyblade19961 I dunno, they only show the good shows at night...I'm a senior in highschool and I have college level classes so I can't afford to stay up late these days...
I don't even glance at Disney Channel when I look at the guide anymore. I mean, I think "Wizards of Waverly Place" was the only show I kinda liked, but not enough to watch it constantly. (I'd only watch it if every other channel went blank.) I'll stick with my "Disney Afternoon" cartoons, thank you very much.
This is kind of both a defense and a rant. Disney Channel is mostly for kids, but that doesn't mean you can't try to make it good. (Quoting Nostalgia Critic)
I think Disney Channel should move it's good shows, "Gravity Falls" and "Phineas and Ferb" to a new Channel, and rename itself AwfulTweenGirlSitcom Channel.
@CrazyCheeseMagee roundhouse and you can't do that in telvision were around when ben wasn't born yet ben say's he's 18 that mean's he wasn't born until 1992-1993
Ben, this video is so funny, except don't do a rant on Wizards of Waverly Place. That was a pretty good show. Only I don't watch it that much anymore since Kennywood except for on my computer due to this new Johnstown Channel show, Musicians of Monte Carlo. You know what they say, Ben, Selena Gomez can't be on 2 shows at once!
Dirthead Longvineface left because of bulimia. :{ That's SOOO interesting. It's like, SOOO more important than her actual ability to act. Sarcasm deactivated.
They actually could've done a lot with the Wizards concept. Having magical elements in your show means the possibilities are endless. I love Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. That's a much better sitcom, and much more entertaining.
I must apologize on my brother's behalf. he hasn't come online for many a week after finding this out he wanted me to apologize for his behavior. he now has stopped watching anything that dumb/girly and has now began to watch My little pony friendship is magic with me
-_- How many times to I have to tell you that Phineas and Ferb had their 5th anniversary last Friday? I even told the creator! (refer to my comments on your Disney XD video!)
Wizards of Waverly Place is the shit. Sure it's a teen sitcom, but it has depth. You have to have compassion to understand it's sweet'n'sour taste. I miss and enjoy it! Hannah Montana was ok, but Miley did get annoying but that's what made her. Suite Life on and off deck was ok, i just watched it when nothing was on. Shake it Up is the bomb. I love it since Deuce (=| and Ty but Rocky and CeCe are ok. The Hessenheffers make it overbearing although they are a good addition to this
thank arceus that wizards of Waverly place ended because if they made wizards vs mystic force rangers i was going 2 eat my hat (oh crap i gave fanfic writers an idea)
@Elsteveo17Emo Here's a recommendation then: hate magical girl animes like Sailor Moon? Watch Puella Magi Madoka Magica. It's short (12 episodes), its got great animation, the narrative is amazing (trust me, after episode 1, it gets REALLY good.) and it's not a carbon copy anime like so many others. :D (Plus, it deconstructs the entire magical girl genre as well.)
I wish Disney Channel would STOP making crappy teen sitcoms.
+Steven Dolce Here here!
I like the sitcoms 🤭😏😂
Invasion With a Chance: The casts of So Random and Mackenzie Falls were doing their first shows in outer space, when the shuttle goes off course and they lose contact with NASA and their producers. The eventually land on Planet Irk, where Chad and Tawni are proclaimed "The Tallest". Taking full advantage of this, they launch Operation Impending Doom III with their home planet of Earth being the main target.
2016:JUST ALL FUCKING TEEN SITCOMS
JONAS B.C. While performing a prehistoric-themed concert, Kevin breaks a vase containing the ashes of a Native American Spirit. As punishment, all three Lucas brothers plus Stella and Macy are sent to the time of the dinosaurs, where a Tryannosarus mother adopts them. Just 6 months later, the meteor strikes and their new mother dies. All 5 survive, and live out the rest of their lives as the first cave-people.
So, Ben, what do you say about my Anti-Fanfics?
I love your rants! :)
Here are some Disney Channel Anti-Fanfics:
That's So Witchcraft: Fed up with her existence, Cory invents a time machine that sends Raven to the Dark Ages. Due to her ability to predict to future, she is arrested, tried for and convicted of witchcraft, and is sentenced to death by hanging. Chelsea and Eddie try to rescue her, but are found and similarly condemned. Cory and William arrive just in time, but the return portal closes before William can escape, and he is hanged.
i'm making a rant on disney channel pretty soon when i get a mic. anybody has requests for videos let me know
The Dissing Channel is what it should be called.
Thanks Samantha.
"I'm (insert gorgeous yet crappy actor and/or actress) here and you're watching Dissing Channel!" 😂
New Disney Channel show announced!
The show is centered around a down on his luck boy in High School (it's so MAINSTREAM these days!). BUT HERE'S THE CATCH: the boy is really a ROCK STAR in real life, BUT HE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW!
"So it's Hannah Montana with a male cast?"
EXACTLY! SO ORIGINAL!
Disney Channel has gotten so bad... I thought Gravity Falls could save it but apparently it's been moved to Disney XD. Nobody can save it now.
Okay, it's clear to me what has occured. THEY LOCKED UP THE MAKERS OF EVERY DECENT SHOW (except P and F, the ONLY thing left that actually has any value on the show!) AND LOCKED THEM IN THE VAULT WITH WHAT WAS MICKEY MOUSE!!!!!
Lizzie the Toonhead: Lizzie gets a concussion and is taken to the hospital, where a doctor reveals that an "Inkmite" has detatched her brain from her spine and has been living inside Lizzie's skull ever since. The Doctor re-attaches Lizzie's brain because the Inkmite is now self-sustaining. Lizzie fears having to go to school with a cartoon of herself, but the Inkmite proves popular enough to get both Lizzies accepted into Kate's inner circle, and "real" Lizzie even gets a 2nd chance with Ethan.
Good idea; I guess? Disney + ABC 03!
can you do a ben salutes for the 90s are all that
he likes those shows too, and so do I, minus Phineas and Ferb
the only reason why Jessie is still going because it has it has 2 kids from wimpy kid
I must ask. What are your thoughts on early 2000s Disney Channel sitcoms (That's So Raven, Lizzie McGuire, Even Stevens, etc.)?
Well, at least it's 2014 now and we have Gravity Falls!
What's worse disney channel or nickelodeon sitcoms? *hard question*
please don't talk about my parents like that. they were great people until my father got in a motercycle accident and my mother turned to alcoholism as an answer. after that it was up to me to take care of him. I finally got his anger under control after he watched My little pony friendship is magic with me
Here's the good news, Anne Sweeney has been replaced by a new business man named Ben Sherwood. I hope he can fix Disney Channel for good.
this channel's beyond repair
Is Ben Sherwood still there? Plus, it rings funny you commented about him on a Benthelooney video.
"Hi and welcome back to Tim Rants, and when I was kid Nickelodeon Studios were in Orlando not Los Angeles." :)
Ah, you can be the next Ben Tannehill!
Ben, what's your opinion on Gravity Falls, the new cartoon on Disney Channel? Honestly I think it's a good show with a creative plot. And it's funny.
the 2010 bumper cracked me up
@Elsteveo17Emo how about boomerang? except they dont have that network in the us
Hey did you know they're making a new Stitch series, and its anime, which i don't know if you have a problem with, but the thing that I know you will have a problem with is they got rid of Lilo :(
hey ben! how about wizards vs buffy the vampire slayer
If Sarah Michelle Gellar was willing to stun on Disney Channel! 😍
What are bumpers?
@rptheory As long as it isn't Haruhi Suzumieah or some stupid school-based anime or FLCL, I'll give it a shot. Any other short series to reccomend?
By that, I mean that I watched both shows whenever nothing was on.
I woud like to see a wizards vs godZilla well juggling king Kong and using the blob as a trampoline
Disney really sucks today. The only shows I like on Disney Channel are Gravity Falls and Phineas and Ferb.
I'm suprised you didn't say anything about "My babysitter is a Vampire".
@Elsteveo17Emo good thing theres online anime you can watch at any hour you want right? :)
do you notice that almost in every show disney chanel made the star is always a singer
According to regulations, and Plushblue EP, you MUST sing in an episode...
So parents let their kids watch Twilight and Wizards of waverly place but Harry Potter is not allowed. omw people
Hypno-Montana: Miley's wig reveals itself to be a mind-control device and takes control of Miley. The wig then gives Miley the ability to shoot Gamma Rays from her eyes. The wig's mission is to eliminate anyone who has yet given Miley a hard time. The list of targets includes Jackson, Amber, Ashley, Traci, Rico, Roxy, and Mikayla.
I know what you mean. Phineas and Ferb is the only show on the Disney Channel that i can actually stand to watch for more than a minute.
What about "Pair of Kings"?
Just so you know, they are adding ANOTHER baby to Good Luck Charlie.
Who was that?
@Benthelooney all of your favorite shows were only good because they were from your childhood. So soon the kids of this generation are gonna be complaining about how the show of the future generation and so on
@Elsteveo17Emo Sure. A short series 9about 12 or 13 episodes) called "Kaiba." It's sci-fi, but the art looks more retro 60's style than anything else. It's amazing.
Wizards vs. Dinosaurs, Wizards vs. a Penis, Wizards vs. Ponies, Wizards vs. Mickey mouse, Wizards vs. Nickelodeon, Wizards vs. Cartoon Network, Wizards vs. Animal Planet, Wizards vs. The Lion King, Wizards vs. Disney princesses, Wizards vs. Kim Impossible, and ect.
Is any network ever good these days?
"So Random" is the absolutely worst.
and when it come to the best, try _Teen Laugh Takeover_
my cousin loves Jessie, she told me about a funny scene where one character was afraid of outhouses cuz she went into one and it got tipped over by an elephant, i saw it and was bored beyond death.
I countered with the story from the Jackass 3-D movie when Steve-O got slingshoted into the air while in an outhouse, that was way funnier.
"Falcon punches the d-ass."
Im 15 and Disney Channel needs a program block for old shows like teen nick did.
I still can't believe how Disney Channel could stoop that low. I wish the ghost of Walt Disney could come back and start haunting those at Disney Channel of today until they finally agreed to make the channel go back to it's old days.
I would've forgiven Disney Channel if it kept Gravity Falls and Wander Over Yonder on, but too bad they moved it to their sister channel, Disney XD. Way to make me lose even more sympathy for you Disney Channel.
***** I wouldn't go that far, but you're right, screw them.
But... The worst thing: THEY'RE CANCELED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY, DISNEY, WHY?! I LOVED GRAVITY FALLS AND WANDER OVER YONDER!
AnimaniacsYesDanielTigerNo Network It's ok, I'm here for you.
(sighs) (sadly) Thank you.........
+AnimaniacsYesDanielTigerNo Network Gravity Falls had a reason to be cancelled as it Alex Hirsch said he didn't want it to lose its good things, like Spongebob, but Wander over Yander was supposed to continue but Disney cancelled it because of no reason. And I really wish they kept them on Disney Channel.
They might as well just call it teen channel
XD
I'm not a Disney channel fan either because the new shows suck,but I do look forward to watching Phineas & Ferb as well as Gravity Falls it still has a nice Disney cartoon charm to it plus it's a mystery cartoon & yeah it is pretty good for a modern Disney channel cartoon along with Phineas & Ferb.
check it out again today. they are getting better with gravity falls. that was a huge step up.
YAY! They'd be reviving Ren and Stimpy, Rocko, and ZIM!
Disney Jr made a new show! At least I think it's new. SMALL POTATOES! Dear lord help us.
Dog with a blog tried to be like modern version of Family Guy but failed
@keyblade19961 I dunno, they only show the good shows at night...I'm a senior in highschool and I have college level classes so I can't afford to stay up late these days...
I don't even glance at Disney Channel when I look at the guide anymore. I mean, I think "Wizards of Waverly Place" was the only show I kinda liked, but not enough to watch it constantly. (I'd only watch it if every other channel went blank.) I'll stick with my "Disney Afternoon" cartoons, thank you very much.
THEY MADE A NEW SITCOM ABOUT A TALKING DOG
with a Blog
This is kind of both a defense and a rant. Disney Channel is mostly for kids, but that doesn't mean you can't try to make it good. (Quoting Nostalgia Critic)
I think Disney Channel should move it's good shows, "Gravity Falls" and "Phineas and Ferb" to a new Channel, and rename itself AwfulTweenGirlSitcom Channel.
Disney Channel needs to strengthen their adult portfolio; not just Family Guy, American Dad and Rick & Morty...
Have you seen "Girl Meets World"? I swear Lucifer is beg\hind that shit!
You're just imagining things. This show was the only Modern DC sitcom worth watching unlike Bizaardvark and Bunk'D.
Mangantonio bravo NSHV Jesus H Christ. I don't even remember making this comment.
At least the only thing I liked about Girl Meets World was Sabrina Carpenter because she’s pretty and beautiful. 🤩 👩 🧍♀️ 🦶
@CrazyCheeseMagee roundhouse and you can't do that in telvision were around when ben wasn't born yet ben say's he's 18 that mean's he wasn't born until 1992-1993
Disney Channel = MTV for little kids, teaching your children to be insufferable, materialistic, snobby & spoiled since 2006.
@Benthelooney, Hey, Ben, did you know that David DeLuise, the actor who plays the father on the "Wizards" show, is Dom DeLuise's son? Just asking.
Oh yes....I have been waiting for this!
even stevens was about a family and it was really good how bad is charlie
Ben, this video is so funny, except don't do a rant on Wizards of Waverly Place. That was a pretty good show. Only I don't watch it that much anymore since Kennywood except for on my computer due to this new Johnstown Channel show, Musicians of Monte Carlo. You know what they say, Ben, Selena Gomez can't be on 2 shows at once!
I hated the "new" Disney Channel, except for Phineas and Ferb, but I haven't seen Gravity Falls as often.
The one show I liked was Kids Incorporated. It may have been a teen show, but it was good.
That was in 1991, when Stacy Ferguson was a _Cheer Squad Girl_
what about disney channal 2012
Then, _Ben Rants_ is featured on _Teen Laugh Takeover_ with credit.
Shake It Up in the final episode; "Cut It Up!" YESSSS!!! XD
More like the Touchstone Channel.
Oh my god, I miss old Disney
@Jimmy Timmy Is old Disney Channel better than Disney Channel at the time of this rant?
how the f*ck could disney channel get worse sister turns on tv Austin and Ally BULLSH*T *breaks tv*
I love Phineas and Ferb too! And, per another salute, I think Gravity Falls is a cool show. I really miss "House of Mouse" and "Kim Possible" though.
Kim Possible is HOT!
Barbie movies have happened.
Warner Bros and Mattel made a Barbie movie in 2023
They should go back to what they used to do by making series out of movies like they did with LILO and stitch
It's sad that the Count, from Sesame Street, is more interesting than the vampires in Wizards.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but as much as Selena Gomez stuns, I actually agree with you...
Somebody needs to rant on fucking Dog With a Blog. I watched the first five minutes and HAD to turn the channel it was so bad!
Idiot
Kyle Broflovski I've only seen clips of it, how truly bad is it?
whats next wizards vs justin beiber
Dirthead Longvineface left because of bulimia. :{ That's SOOO interesting. It's like, SOOO more important than her actual ability to act. Sarcasm deactivated.
It's also annoying that new young stars are already given music contracts after a few years of showbiz. *face palm* Ughhh.
good luck charlie is okay for a Disney show
I totally agree with you on that one.
They actually could've done a lot with the Wizards concept. Having magical elements in your show means the possibilities are endless. I love Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. That's a much better sitcom, and much more entertaining.
Thanks god pixar is here.
God bless you frozen, god bless you.
negative man And thank goodness they gave us Gravity Falls, Wander Over Yonder, and the new Mickey Mouse cartoons.
I must apologize on my brother's behalf. he hasn't come online for many a week after finding this out he wanted me to apologize for his behavior. he now has stopped watching anything that dumb/girly and has now began to watch My little pony friendship is magic with me
Check out the transcript... so many errors
Looks like we have a kid that IS a zombie.
there is only 2 shows that is either good, or ok "gravity falls" and "pheneas and ferb"
-_- How many times to I have to tell you that Phineas and Ferb had their 5th anniversary last Friday? I even told the creator! (refer to my comments on your Disney XD video!)
Wizards of Waverly Place is the shit. Sure it's a teen sitcom, but it has depth. You have to have compassion to understand it's sweet'n'sour taste. I miss and enjoy it!
Hannah Montana was ok, but Miley did get annoying but that's what made her.
Suite Life on and off deck was ok, i just watched it when nothing was on.
Shake it Up is the bomb. I love it since Deuce (=| and Ty but Rocky and CeCe are ok. The Hessenheffers make it overbearing although they are a good addition to this
thank arceus that wizards of Waverly place ended because if they made wizards vs mystic force rangers i was going 2 eat my hat (oh crap i gave fanfic writers an idea)
whats wrong with jessie
FINALLY SOME ONE WHO AGREES WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!
I just hope that this new Gravity Falls cartoon that is coming out I believe next year is good, i'm thinking that it will be good
it is a good thing there is at least gravity falls..... Disney channel is so sad there is only two good shows.
@Elsteveo17Emo Here's a recommendation then: hate magical girl animes like Sailor Moon? Watch Puella Magi Madoka Magica. It's short (12 episodes), its got great animation, the narrative is amazing (trust me, after episode 1, it gets REALLY good.) and it's not a carbon copy anime like so many others. :D (Plus, it deconstructs the entire magical girl genre as well.)