10:03 "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." Chris, that was absolutely brilliant. Brilliant, I say! Haven't seen editing like that since you-know-when!
I wanna thank Chris for the explanation of what was being discussed at the edit points. Thank you so much as those conversations get really random sometimes!
A weenie, you say? There's a Freakazoid episode with Ricardo Montalban guest voicing, and his character reacted to that word about like this: "I am NOT a weenie, YOU are the weenie!!!" What I wouldn't give to see you do an impersonation of that.
@@SeenAGreatLight I'm amazed someone actually gets the reference!!! Thinking of how long ago that episode aired makes me realize just how old I am..."DON'T say the weenie-word...NO NO NO!!!" #goodtimes #tobeakidagain
Well... you certainly can't go to the store and buy a bidet for real cheap. On the other hand, I find my best bum-cleanings happen in the shower when I get in straight after taking a dump, so water is preferable if available.
i recognized the beginning then just said it’s probably nothing and then i heard the sleepover story and i remembered i was here for this stream this stream was weeks ago!
Should do a series where the editor puts in clips of one shot Johnson’s and puts in 1 fake one and everyone has to figure out which one was the fake edited one shot Johnson 🤣
This "first" was for my children. We love your videos! Thank you for entertaining us in such a family friendly way. Keep it up! 👍🏼😊 Greetings from France
2:18 Personally, I think bidet is superior. Water cost doesn’t rise too much because it uses the clean water your toilet already accumulates on its own. Single-ply is better to flush than two-ply, obviously, because it will dissolve easier.
finding good cheese just after being called a super weenie hot junior by chat is super amazing, say whatever you wanna say man. but you are a super hero ❤️ btw I know they were just joking around 😅
Hello there, Love your channel, something that me and the kids watch and ALWAYS have a good time. I’m not sure if this is known, or perhaps on your channel somewhere and I just haven’t seen it…But, what does ‘DGR’ stand for? It’s something we’ve gone back and forth over quite a period of time, just making up fun guesses trying to make the other person laugh! But for real…It’s something I need to know after the 200th time saying your acronym! Haha Thank you in advance. PS: Keep making these awesome, wholesome videos… Especially in times like these, the world needs more people like you. Tyler.
I live in Japan and the majority of bathrooms have built in bidets and other features. I assure you that you still need multiple-ply after the car wash
Reminds me of Assassin's Creed Brotherhood 2.0 The briar idea was cool, but in the level it all breaks down…all the things got spiky at different levels, then in the subworld they all switch for no reason…then there's red stuff…… …I like how his hat fell off… HAHA 69YMM………
Has Dave ever streamed a play through of the original Super Mario Bro’s (NES Graphics) as well as the Lost Levels? Mario Maker should include an option to make hammer bro’s as hard as they were originally as well as the Amiibo skins.
Here in Austria [Europe] you have to be in a REALLY bad shape money wise to even consider 2 sheet toilet paper. We only use 3 or 4 sheet. Bidet is in no ones homes here (in Italy tho there are bidets in literally every apartment.
Bidets help cut down the amount of toilet paper. Our household still has two ply, but the bidet's water use is nothing compared to the cost of toilet paper nowadays.
10:03 "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
Chris, that was absolutely brilliant. Brilliant, I say! Haven't seen editing like that since you-know-when!
I'm waiting to see Chris pull out the "trolled!" sign and sound effect when DGR says to edit something out. #classic
Best Edit with Reference, 2021: Chris, the Editor!
Finally used it!
I wanna thank Chris for the explanation of what was being discussed at the edit points. Thank you so much as those conversations get really random sometimes!
Yeah, they make me glad I'm not in chat if that's how random they get lol
DGR: "I've never been so sure of anything in my life."
Me: "Sorry Amanda"
that was painful to watch
I THOUGHT THE SAME LOL
Oh no...
I literally thought the exact same thing.
We have the same idea.
“Ok I don’t quite know, what I’m doing?” Best quote of the video!
*Me:* Does something stupid in front of mom.
*Mom:* What are you doing there?
*Me:*
This pretty much sums up the entirety of DGR's channel; specialising in dummying his way to the solution. 😆
Dave: "I never have been so sure in my life"
Amanda from the Backround: "Oh, is that so?"
... to bad that did not happen XD
All of Chris's edits/inserts had me rolling. XD
2:22
“what have we become..???”
Sophisticated. You have become sophisticated lol.
Chris I loved that 2001 Space Odyssey clip!
Mario probably would appreciate everyone using bidets...less paper he has to clean outta the pipes.
That's no problem because Mario lets microorganisms to do it for him 😄
@@bz3086 until he kills all of them as Dr. Mario 😂
Yeah, I'm sure he wants everyone to get rid of that pesky income stream for him.
18:48 - "This is the one where Frodo uses his bloody hand to latch on to Sam and WIN THE LEVEL!" -- possibly the most inspiring words ever spoken.
No, the most inspiring words are, "When you fall off a horse, you get right back up, and you EAT THAT HORSE! COME EAT THAT HORSE WITH ME!"
Daves funny and engaging play style - very good. Chris and his editing choices - priceless!
Great edit on the "one-shot", Chris!
10:07, it just occurred to me how well that fits. Good work, Chris!
9:32 I don't think I've ever seen a more DGR moment than this one... 😂
DGR is the best. He deserves some kind of reward! :)
He's certainly the best at whiffing when it counts lol
"Cuz Kiavik couldn't get past the icicle" inserts 2 dozen icicles..
A weenie, you say?
There's a Freakazoid episode with Ricardo Montalban guest voicing, and his character reacted to that word about like this: "I am NOT a weenie, YOU are the weenie!!!"
What I wouldn't give to see you do an impersonation of that.
Hoo boy, that's a blast from the past! "Laugh with me, laugh with me!!"
@@SeenAGreatLight I'm amazed someone actually gets the reference!!! Thinking of how long ago that episode aired makes me realize just how old I am..."DON'T say the weenie-word...NO NO NO!!!" #goodtimes #tobeakidagain
@@tnpir4002 I felt the same way when I saw your comment! Good memories. :)
Well... you certainly can't go to the store and buy a bidet for real cheap.
On the other hand, I find my best bum-cleanings happen in the shower when I get in straight after taking a dump, so water is preferable if available.
Bidet probably costs less in the long run then the water bills and the paper bills
You can order a bidet attachment for your toilet for $30, and a great one with heated water for around $100. (The extra money is worth it).
Bidet. All day. Every day. You’re missing out if you aren’t team bidet.
5:40 - 5:46 I couldn't stop laughing!
Solid work, Chris, keep it up. :D
@@TakeWalker, yeah, I agree! :-D Keep it up, Chris! Keep it up!!!
Dave: "What would you do if I one shot this?" Me: I would check to see if hell had frozen over lol.
DGR singing all American rejects made my day!!!!
i recognized the beginning then just said it’s probably nothing and then i heard the sleepover story and i remembered i was here for this stream this stream was weeks ago!
Honestly I have memorized every single song themes in smm2 because of watching these grand videos.
2:16 2 ply, toilet paper from Costco; y'know Kirkland. Best bang for the buck toilet paper ever.
That friends clip got me good hahaha nice one chris!
Haha! That HAL reference was perfect!
It is now safe to say that the Best Ending in DGR videos is the last level being finished good! (According to what DGR wants)
Chris is a professional, don't expect him to cut out the best parts.
Did anyone else about died when he died after the guaranteed right at the end
DGR: "I've never been so sure of anything else in my life"
His wife: *thinking back to their wedding* that's hurtful.
😏😏
Should do a series where the editor puts in clips of one shot Johnson’s and puts in 1 fake one and everyone has to figure out which one was the fake edited one shot Johnson 🤣
This "first" was for my children. We love your videos! Thank you for entertaining us in such a family friendly way. Keep it up! 👍🏼😊 Greetings from France
I live in Florida. Hi.
the phoebe clip killed me lol. props to your editor
I want a ten minute complication of the most legendary noises Dave has made.
5:43 Awesome edit!
27:37
Luigi: "Yes I'm a Wiener"
Even Luigi has more self awareness than DGR
3-ply quilted Northern or 2 ply Charmin uktra soft
Bidet is still on my bucket list of things to try.
2:18 Personally, I think bidet is superior. Water cost doesn’t rise too much because it uses the clean water your toilet already accumulates on its own. Single-ply is better to flush than two-ply, obviously, because it will dissolve easier.
finding good cheese just after being called a super weenie hot junior by chat is super amazing, say whatever you wanna say man.
but you are a super hero ❤️
btw I know they were just joking around 😅
*Other crewmates:* Accuse me in a meeting.
*Me:* 7:00
I got a bidet at the beginning of the pandemic and it is life changing. It is SOOO much better than using TP.
A little bit of cheese? Well. That's the smallest sniff of the gouda ever. 😉😋
Nice. Those Chris edits were funny.
19:54 _Spill it, boy. Have the two of you been getting along all right?_
Love the phoebe meme there 😂❤
Hello there,
Love your channel, something that me and the kids watch and ALWAYS have a good time.
I’m not sure if this is known, or perhaps on your channel somewhere and I just haven’t seen it…But, what does ‘DGR’ stand for?
It’s something we’ve gone back and forth over quite a period of time, just making up fun guesses trying to make the other person laugh!
But for real…It’s something I need to know after the 200th time saying your acronym! Haha
Thank you in advance.
PS: Keep making these awesome, wholesome videos…
Especially in times like these, the world needs more people like you.
Tyler.
I almost feel bad for running the pill in Twitch that declared Dave "Super Weenie Hut Jr."...almost.
There needs to be a T shirt that has the DGR Guarantee logo on it with the captions "I still believe" on it
All those saws... the pinpoint platforming... I'm getting painful Hollow Knight flashbacks...
I live in Japan and the majority of bathrooms have built in bidets and other features. I assure you that you still need multiple-ply after the car wash
Not if you use a towel or the built in air dryer.
@@janalawinterwing8589 what kind of savage reuses a towel to dry their butt? It’s worth shelling out for a few squares of tp…
Bidet, 100%. Life changing, friends.
Friends?
23:52 Well, there goes One-Shot Johnson...
Chris is savage LOL
1. 1:52: Curious topic.
2. 1:59: What was that rule? He who waits, dies?
3. 7:41: That timing tho.
4. 19:16: Prof. Oak?
22:21 The All-American Rejects - "Dirty Little Secret"
10/10 thumbnail art
Dude... Never saw DGR looking so stoned as on this video! He looks like a clean guy, but today... Hehehehe WTH, dude?!
In Germany almost everyone I know uses 3-ply toilet paper
Reminds me of Assassin's Creed Brotherhood 2.0
The briar idea was cool, but in the level it all breaks down…all the things got spiky at different levels, then in the subworld they all switch for no reason…then there's red stuff……
…I like how his hat fell off…
HAHA 69YMM………
*Fun Fact: Fun facts aren’t fun and usually aren’t even facts, including this one*
Fun fact is a great caption to get noticed
*Fun fact:* Whenever you see a comment that has "Fun fact" in it, it's impossible to not read it full. Your brain just can't ignore it!
Hand picked levels cool
hats off to the best person on UA-cam: Chris
7:31 Is no one gonna talk about how that decoration with the mushroom platform inside the ground was unnecessary and out of place?
I think we all became people of your minions.
The DGR guarantee, 60% of the time it works every time
"60% of the time it works everytime." That phrase makes no sense. Is it 60% of the time or everytime? It can't be both at once!
8:47 and this is why the DGR guarantee always fails
…man it’s been a while since I said that
Has Dave ever streamed a play through of the original Super Mario Bro’s (NES Graphics) as well as the Lost Levels? Mario Maker should include an option to make hammer bro’s as hard as they were originally as well as the Amiibo skins.
Yeah! They should also include invisible teleporters just like the ones in World 4-4, 7-4 and 8-4 in Super Mario Bros NES!
2:35 Mang WR!
Nice video I'd have to go 3-ply all the way
I would like to see you MAKE a level in Mario maker 2, dgr!
Bidet all the way!
I hear him say that he stayed up for 28 hours and me just remembering that it’s 2 am
Here in Austria [Europe] you have to be in a REALLY bad shape money wise to even consider 2 sheet toilet paper. We only use 3 or 4 sheet. Bidet is in no ones homes here (in Italy tho there are bidets in literally every apartment.
Haven't done the old back and forth since a few episodes ago I think.
Wish I was Dave's editor, sounds like a good gig
7:51 Who else wanted that meme to start playing?
Run!
awesome levels!
Scott is best for your money IMO lol and good with my septic system haha
Bidet is used only when the toilet paper is not enough ;)
Finally friends
I love you and you made my day
15 seconds ago
Bidet 10000%, have it on all 4 of my toilets and have a travel one as well.
Wow official dgr guarantee, have not heard that since my old college days
Bidets help cut down the amount of toilet paper. Our household still has two ply, but the bidet's water use is nothing compared to the cost of toilet paper nowadays.
I use both two-ply and bidet. All 3 of our bathrooms have a bidet. Who the heck would prefer one-ply?
2-ply or bidet
And Chris is hilarious
I actually prefer to use a soapy rag and a sink. I use the tp to dry.
Bidet with seat warmer
I think I've never seen a dgr guarantee was working^^
Can we get a "Single ply, 2-ply, bidet?" T-shirt?
A DGR guaranty that was actually... nevermind
As far as continuing the TP ply discussion.
10 ply
Whole roll per wipe IMO for the severely messy
@@nugboy420 attach the roll to a drill. may help ;)
@@PorkChopVII lol depends on the direction. I aint risking getting drilled… if u catch my drift ;)
As long as it gets clean
“DIAGON ALLY”
Bidet is the cleanest and overall cheapest option.
If you use single ply your name needs to be on a list
the go to is hands and sink
Best guarantee ever