A Hillbilly Funeral for JD Vance aka Penceified

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  • Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
  • A cartoon remix of the amazing Trump impression by
    J-L Cauvin with a dash of Dark Brandon.
    Go Subscribe To Him At ‪@JLCauvin‬
    #trump #jdvance #election2024

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  • @davidkatz1829
    @davidkatz1829 2 місяці тому +2596

    Sounds exactly like Donald, excellent work whoever created this

    • @OfficialDarkBrandon
      @OfficialDarkBrandon  2 місяці тому +256

      This is a cartoon made of a @JLCauvin skit. Everyone please go subscribe to him

    • @tareewoods2434
      @tareewoods2434 2 місяці тому +79

      ​@@OfficialDarkBrandonI was pretty sure that's who it was. He's great!

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 2 місяці тому +119

      Impossible. Too coherent.

    • @AuntieMonicaFromTheBay
      @AuntieMonicaFromTheBay 2 місяці тому +19

      @@JZsBFF😂

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 2 місяці тому +39

      @@JZsBFF I was looking for your comment. 👍 He doesn't use all of the bigly words either. lol

  • @wrenamed9238
    @wrenamed9238 2 місяці тому +1657

    The sad thing is when you can't tell parody from reality concerning Trump.

    • @Dan-dy8zp
      @Dan-dy8zp 2 місяці тому +65

      Parody Trump is a bit more cogent than the real deal. A few days ago Trump called himself a "fine and brilliant young man." Makes him hard to mock because the real thing is always cringier somehow.

    • @ozsheila55
      @ozsheila55 2 місяці тому +36

      Real trump slurs his words more & trails off.

    • @Sushi33312
      @Sushi33312 2 місяці тому +27

      @@Dan-dy8zp Indeed, the real tangents about sharks, electrocution, toilets and Hannibal Lecter is harder to follow. No policies, just grievances, whining, schoolyard nicknames and hatred. It's a shit show!

    • @deansongs
      @deansongs 2 місяці тому +4

      Truth!❤

    • @marymiller4352
      @marymiller4352 2 місяці тому +15

      Real Trump has a pillow attached to his ear.

  • @paulnielsen3256
    @paulnielsen3256 2 місяці тому +963

    This impersonator completely nails Trump's voice and also his ridiculous, meandering, stream-of-nonsense way of speaking!

    • @palimdragonmaster3k
      @palimdragonmaster3k 2 місяці тому +23

      Trump less coherent

    • @assininecomment1630
      @assininecomment1630 2 місяці тому +10

      It's voiced by A.I. my friend. You may have heard of this new 'pooter doo-hicky...

    • @HelenByrd-yf9cf
      @HelenByrd-yf9cf 2 місяці тому +12

      ​@@assininecomment1630he had the sniffing down pretty good.

    • @amybusch9253
      @amybusch9253 2 місяці тому

      "improved over Mike Pence"... Who was hung. Vance should get a good life insurance policy. Book about Trump, "Everything he touches dies".

    • @atptourfan
      @atptourfan 2 місяці тому +18

      It’s comedian J-L Cauvin. He has a very popular podcast called Making Podcasts Great Again

  • @ISPhotographic
    @ISPhotographic 2 місяці тому +1723

    This is more coherent than anything Trump would actually say.

    • @pricklypear7516
      @pricklypear7516 2 місяці тому +25

      And there wasn't any of Trump's "See how sincere and emphatic I'm being" accordion hands.

    • @Liberalbeaststl
      @Liberalbeaststl 2 місяці тому +6

      😂😂😂😅

    • @Maggie-rr8gi
      @Maggie-rr8gi 2 місяці тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lohikarhu734
      @lohikarhu734 2 місяці тому +9

      @ISPhotographic;
      Sadly, the parts missing here are the "looking for the oranges", "shark or electrocution", "bflspkm", "my good friend Xi(Putin, Kim, Hannibal, Bibi)", "biggest crowd/tv Ratings/my billions..."
      Actually, I guess that there's too much 💩 for one Video... let's give thanks that it was more understandable than anything 45 would be able to say, so that we could enjoy the fun!

    • @catmomjewett
      @catmomjewett 2 місяці тому +14

      I think its bcs you have to get into the mind of the person you impersonate and no one could actually survive that. 😵

  • @daolieu4261
    @daolieu4261 2 місяці тому +90

    The scariest part is that it’s believable.

  • @humanchildofgod3126
    @humanchildofgod3126 2 місяці тому +190

    This is exactly what Trump is thinking!

  • @calinasagilitypartner4444
    @calinasagilitypartner4444 2 місяці тому +1881

    I absolutely believe Trump said these things!

    • @jvcyt298
      @jvcyt298 2 місяці тому +48

      At least, I'm sure that this is where he stands.

    • @keithprice475
      @keithprice475 2 місяці тому +74

      Nah, Trump is incapable of being that amusing, though the constant incorrect names are right on point!

    • @meganstorm3248
      @meganstorm3248 2 місяці тому +40

      You shouldn't, it's way too coherent.

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy 2 місяці тому +18

      he has the best words, afterall

    • @billstieh3193
      @billstieh3193 2 місяці тому +6

      I do too.

  • @arcdawg5425
    @arcdawg5425 2 місяці тому +769

    His voice, even fake, is excruciating to hear.......

    • @pricklypear7516
      @pricklypear7516 2 місяці тому +28

      And the sniffling! TOO funny-real painful!

    • @lingyjennifer8399
      @lingyjennifer8399 2 місяці тому +5

      If it's AI - amazing, but it should be stated

    • @snoops5581
      @snoops5581 2 місяці тому +17

      @@pricklypear7516 Yea I don’t know why anyone never mentions that because it’s extremely annoying. He’s snorting something.

    • @robinlandis5226
      @robinlandis5226 2 місяці тому +7

      Thinking the same thing.

    • @RubyRedWitch
      @RubyRedWitch 2 місяці тому

      ​@lingyjennifer8399 Voice isn't AI. Search JL Cauvin. He's great!

  • @MercuryKnight5
    @MercuryKnight5 2 місяці тому +197

    I'm JC Nance and I support this message.

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 2 місяці тому +11

      I’m JB Chance and I support this message.

    • @louiseasmith1336
      @louiseasmith1336 2 місяці тому +6

      I'm Shady Vance and I support this message. 😅

    • @MrRacecourser
      @MrRacecourser 2 місяці тому +5

      I'm AC Lance and I approve this message.

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 2 місяці тому +3

      I’m shady assed and I don’t remember why I’m here .

  • @dianaevans6725
    @dianaevans6725 2 місяці тому +105

    Trump has never spoken that clearly!!

  • @billy-ef6fy
    @billy-ef6fy 2 місяці тому +1421

    Vance is from Ohio... third generation Buckeye.... he is not from KY or the South or anywhere South of the River. He. Is. A. Fraud.

    • @amyc1037
      @amyc1037 2 місяці тому +61

      Raised by his grandad who was a union worker.

    • @connorhart7597
      @connorhart7597 2 місяці тому +83

      I cant claim i grew up in Chattanooga just cause i spent most childhood summers there lmao. I cant claim im Tennessean because of that and the fact that both my parents were TN born and raised. Granted, im actually southern and was raised by REAL hillbillies, so its much less of a stretch, but im glad Gov. Bashear called him out for it. We oughta be past the days of carpetbaggers.

    • @RickFruckberry
      @RickFruckberry 2 місяці тому +60

      And the "R" after his name wasn't a dead giveaway of his hypocrisy? Follow the stench of corporate cash.

    • @Barbara-u5h
      @Barbara-u5h 2 місяці тому +7

      U mean his family..his mom..is fake? No way!guys roots are in moonshine country!

    • @Heavilymoderated
      @Heavilymoderated 2 місяці тому +44

      Yeah. Middletown is suburbia. It’s hours away from Appalachia.

  • @southerngirlraven7
    @southerngirlraven7 2 місяці тому +834

    If someone played this to me with no video i would 💯 believe that this is a real statement from Trump.
    Trump is just a sad joke that nobody even laughs at anymore.
    It’s worse than that.
    He’s just no longer relevant anymore.

    • @halleluyah757
      @halleluyah757 2 місяці тому

      He was never relevant to me! Just another loud mouthed know it all that is obese and egomaniacal!

    • @bradsanders6954
      @bradsanders6954 2 місяці тому +39

      Tired old man, hes tired of his own bullshit by now. Cant stop.

    • @Washougalite1
      @Washougalite1 2 місяці тому +44

      ​@@bradsanders6954
      Just trying 😂stay out of prison at this point 🤣

    • @betsyb_dragon2234
      @betsyb_dragon2234 2 місяці тому +12

      YEP!

    • @OneAdam12Adam
      @OneAdam12Adam 2 місяці тому +26

      Nah. The discourse is too coherent and has a variety of sentences.
      Trump can only form incomplete sentences with lots of phrases.
      They're not linked coherently in any way with Trump.

  • @mgm8822
    @mgm8822 2 місяці тому +109

    This is exactly how he thinks and speaks.

  • @theowl3756
    @theowl3756 2 місяці тому +107

    In a strange way, we must thank Don the Con for showing us the depth of the depravity of his supporters. If a fiction writer or movie producer had come up with the cast of character around Don the Con, we would have considered it pure fiction. But the terrifying fact is that such depraved characters are actually part of Don the Con devoted supporters...!!!

    • @mikam8801
      @mikam8801 2 місяці тому

      When fiction becomes reality: “Unfortunately, I had to use religious nutjobs as a delivery system, and I underestimated their depravity,…..” Commander Lawrence The Handmaid’s Tale.

    • @willietorben560
      @willietorben560 2 місяці тому +1

      The Strigid One speaks wisely! The depth of the depravity of the cultists of Doddering Don the Con, Dangerous Demented Decrepit, and his Mini-Me "Shady" Vance.

    • @reneblom2160
      @reneblom2160 2 місяці тому +2

      Hillary Clinton's "basket of deplorables" analogy comes to mind.

    • @JR-oe9ct
      @JR-oe9ct Місяць тому

      Some of them still have good intentions and can be decent. It's the hateful jerks, no matter who they support, who I wish wouldn't feel so empowered to be so mean and distrustful as they do now that the Almighty Orange has given them permission to excuse it away...
      I do hate that Fox has so successfully helped turn my parents away from reason, and peace. 😢
      Silver lining: This video is fabulous and it rocks my socks.

  • @melissaweyrick5311
    @melissaweyrick5311 2 місяці тому +1319

    Shillbilly Vance is tanking in Polls. 👍

    • @mariner1952
      @mariner1952 2 місяці тому

      His mom is a pillbilly.

    • @swarti2036
      @swarti2036 2 місяці тому +32

      At least the VP picks wife actually speaks English !

    • @heidinewcombe696
      @heidinewcombe696 2 місяці тому

      @@swarti2036 Not going to do her much good if Donny wins and they deport BJ's brown, anchor baby wife

    • @Washougalite1
      @Washougalite1 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@swarti2036
      Right?

    • @combatepistemologist8382
      @combatepistemologist8382 2 місяці тому +21

      He started off at -6.

  • @testboga5991
    @testboga5991 2 місяці тому +750

    He should consider the late great Hannibal Lecter for VP!

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 2 місяці тому +17

      Lol....

    • @LisaCote-y5q
      @LisaCote-y5q 2 місяці тому +29

      OMG, we need a animated skit about that!

    • @SC-yp6lc
      @SC-yp6lc 2 місяці тому +18

      I laughed out loud at this comment lol!

    • @chipanderson428
      @chipanderson428 2 місяці тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @Sweetlyfe
      @Sweetlyfe 2 місяці тому +7

      😂😂😂 nice one

  • @lincolnlawyer9704
    @lincolnlawyer9704 2 місяці тому +688

    Who gets a minus 6 points coming out of a convention. JD Vance does! What a loser and Trump picked him.

    • @vena936
      @vena936 2 місяці тому +19

      😂

    • @Thorny_Misanthrope
      @Thorny_Misanthrope 2 місяці тому

      Trump only picks the best people.😆

    • @MontagZoso
      @MontagZoso 2 місяці тому +31

      I know, I love it! Nice pick, Cheeto Face. 😄

    • @Bakes-z4c
      @Bakes-z4c 2 місяці тому +12

      More T management highlights

    • @robomaster4882
      @robomaster4882 2 місяці тому

      The guy rose above his humble beginnings to accomplish great things. He obtained a degree from Harvard, served in the military, and was financially successful. He could have used all of this for good things and maybe have been an honored historical figure. But No. He threw all of this and his dignity away to be a tRump boot licker on his knees. He will regret this because as Rick Wilson said "Everything tRump touches dies".

  • @nadiaddis1145
    @nadiaddis1145 2 місяці тому +121

    "His wife is Brown. Not 'brown', like you went to Florida for vacation. But like a SOLID Brown!! Like you were at the equator for vacation.

    • @tinyhouseranch
      @tinyhouseranch 2 місяці тому +12

      “Solid Brown” This is so spot on😂

    • @viperswhip
      @viperswhip 2 місяці тому +11

      But he loves her anyway, haha. My brother is married to a black woman, I think she would kick him in the nuts if he said, she's not white, but I love her anyway haha

    • @JimiJames-xq3kc
      @JimiJames-xq3kc 2 місяці тому +3

      Went on vacation to Ecuador, on the equator.
      It was 50 degrees.
      Just sayin'.

    • @Repdem
      @Repdem 2 місяці тому

      @@nadiaddis1145
      facebook.com/share/p/uYZNZkfvctS33WNG/?mibextid=xfxF2i

    • @jacobjones5269
      @jacobjones5269 2 місяці тому +6

      Sounds like she’s from?… A country I don’t support?!..

  • @MikeArcuri
    @MikeArcuri 2 місяці тому +20

    This is amazing. Unbelievably, it’s actually more coherent and on-topic than Trump’s recent interview responses…

  • @aikanae1
    @aikanae1 2 місяці тому +997

    How many want to see JD Vance's birth certificate?

    • @treeandstoveguy
      @treeandstoveguy 2 місяці тому +50

      How about JD shave his beard? trump wouldn't know who he is and would freak out! LOL

    • @user-yc6ff8bz2f
      @user-yc6ff8bz2f 2 місяці тому +2

      Still haven't seen Obamas

    • @danm9006
      @danm9006 2 місяці тому +31

      Do they issue birth certificates for things hatched from dodo bird eggs?

    • @ShariHarris-ok7lf
      @ShariHarris-ok7lf 2 місяці тому +56

      JD stand for "Just Dumb".

    • @mrkinla
      @mrkinla 2 місяці тому +55

      @@user-yc6ff8bz2f Still haven't seen tRumps.

  • @JamieSaives
    @JamieSaives 2 місяці тому +409

    I don't care if you're Democrat or Republican...this shit is funny! Kudos to Dark Brandon!!!

    • @cynthiadavis471
      @cynthiadavis471 2 місяці тому +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rudolphguarnacci197
      @rudolphguarnacci197 2 місяці тому +3

      Can you give a person just one kudo?

    • @ShankarSivarajan
      @ShankarSivarajan 2 місяці тому +5

      @@rudolphguarnacci197 It's from the Greek, where _kudos_ isn't the plural of _kudo._

    • @rudolphguarnacci197
      @rudolphguarnacci197 2 місяці тому +2

      @@ShankarSivarajan
      Well, i would think that if a person did okay but not great he could be given just one kudo.

    • @patricktally8826
      @patricktally8826 2 місяці тому +2

      @@rudolphguarnacci197 lol, Bigly! Just like my 'friend' Hannibal(Greek warrior name, he should know) L. says;"Grammar & linguistics are for losers and suckers". One 'kudo' is all a loser needs! Bing, bang, bop, Boop! DJT.

  • @glenagarrett4704
    @glenagarrett4704 2 місяці тому +615

    Hilarious. The only thing not like Trump is all the words pronounced distinctly and correctly.

    • @ginoc44
      @ginoc44 2 місяці тому +29

      Agree, Trump is never quite this coherent.

    • @sprig5173
      @sprig5173 2 місяці тому +13

      Funnier than the real trump.

    • @jacobt4013
      @jacobt4013 2 місяці тому +14

      I love the fact that they put the "sniffing" in with his talking. 😆

    • @arcticgoddess
      @arcticgoddess 2 місяці тому +15

      And doesn't trail off unintelligibly

    • @darcy5761
      @darcy5761 2 місяці тому +11

      Very good except cartoon trump ( that should be his new name ) was not nearly incoherent enough.

  • @cotterpolt5309
    @cotterpolt5309 2 місяці тому +23

    It's the deep breathing and perfectly timed breathes for me. BRAVOOOO!!! 🎉🎉❤😂😂😂

  • @MarkMiller-jc3rf
    @MarkMiller-jc3rf 2 місяці тому +52

    This is HYSTERICAL and it could be REAL

  • @mikejohnson4617
    @mikejohnson4617 2 місяці тому +215

    Sir, you nailed it! Bing Bing Bong

  • @FrankH-x7y
    @FrankH-x7y 2 місяці тому +508

    Vance is a snake, he sheds his skin anyway that he thinks he will gain power.

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 2 місяці тому +19

      Try this on: the town he comes from, Middletown OH, lies on the border of Butler and Warren counties. NEITHER of them are considered part of Appalachia.

    • @Hypatia52
      @Hypatia52 2 місяці тому +9

      Ah well, I'm sure Josh Hawley can step up--I'm pretty sure he's white, his wife is. He's cuter than JD and he can run--we've all seen him run, but honestly he should have continued with the fist pumping. What was wrong with him, I wonder?

    • @bradsanders6954
      @bradsanders6954 2 місяці тому +9

      Hes the wrong snake though. Of course trump would hire a snake but Vance isnt the one.

    • @MrPhotodoc
      @MrPhotodoc 2 місяці тому +1

      Just like *rump.

    • @Erasmustherobot
      @Erasmustherobot 2 місяці тому +5

      A Chameleon?

  • @judystevens3965
    @judystevens3965 2 місяці тому +166

    TRUMP& VANCE losing ticket. WOMEN, MEN VOTE THEM OUT. A VOTE FOR TRUMP IS A VOTE FOR PUTIN.

    • @deltavee2
      @deltavee2 2 місяці тому +1

      And Xi and Kim. He really wants in the club....

  • @typhoon320i
    @typhoon320i 2 місяці тому +444

    "Tim Scott hasn't stopped tap dancing since I rejected him...." LOL!

    • @J_Braz_
      @J_Braz_ 2 місяці тому

      Shucking and jiving

    • @deebarlow
      @deebarlow 2 місяці тому +30

      I cannot stop laughing. This mess is so funny.

    • @dinasingleton6811
      @dinasingleton6811 2 місяці тому +17

      Ooh, that’s got to hurt😅

    • @jillsalkin7389
      @jillsalkin7389 2 місяці тому +8

      Right?!

    • @briangandee8149
      @briangandee8149 2 місяці тому

      Blacks and tap dancing.. soothe example of his racism..😡😤🤬

  • @litabrooker7872
    @litabrooker7872 2 місяці тому +14

    Excellent script, excellent delivery - crying with laughter across the pond.

  • @ynotaz
    @ynotaz 2 місяці тому +21

    Just the thought of JD Vance traveling overseas to represent us makes me want to puke! 🤮. I think that toxic spill in Ohio damaged a lot of brains in Ohio! 😊

  • @beefybologna
    @beefybologna 2 місяці тому +183

    This is probably very close to the things he says behind closed doors

  • @RandomScreenAlias
    @RandomScreenAlias 2 місяці тому +162

    The rambling, casual violence and bigotry, along with the sniff+mouth breather inhalations… Nails on chalkboard. 😠

    • @fitybux4664
      @fitybux4664 2 місяці тому +4

      It feels like it needs about 30% more dementia to feel real. 😂 Forgetting things and mispronouncing. 😂

    • @richardarnold4271
      @richardarnold4271 2 місяці тому

      THAT SHITSHOWS for the other one.​@@fitybux4664

  • @jeremysmetana8583
    @jeremysmetana8583 2 місяці тому +185

    Who's J.D. Vance? Oh! You mean J.P.J.D Mandel? That guy?

  • @mht525
    @mht525 2 місяці тому +88

    Jail the felon and vote the Cult out. Go Kamala ✌️ 🤘 💙 ⚖️ 🇦🇺 🇺🇦

  • @WunHungLo99
    @WunHungLo99 2 місяці тому +20

    This is a beautiful thing. If this was with Hannity on Fox, no one would doubt it.

  • @billlink1726
    @billlink1726 2 місяці тому +317

    JD is his Sarah Palin

    • @CitizenJWord
      @CitizenJWord 2 місяці тому +10

      QUAYLE (except he served during wartime)

    • @planet-tyler666
      @planet-tyler666 2 місяці тому

      Except that Trump can out-Palin Palin anyday. She's a bimbo, but he is a bimbo x 100

    • @tedthoman6580
      @tedthoman6580 2 місяці тому +9

      Large Marge is heartbroken.

    • @nadiaddis1145
      @nadiaddis1145 2 місяці тому +4

      Oh, hell no!! Don't you dare slander Gov. Palin!!

    • @keysersoze4658
      @keysersoze4658 2 місяці тому +12

      It’s as if Sarah had a love child with Dan Quayle.

  • @nitajean9885
    @nitajean9885 2 місяці тому +85

    "But he hasn't got anything on!" the whole town cried out at last.
    The Emperor shivered, for he suspected they were right. But he thought, "This procession has got to go on." So he walked more proudly than ever, as his noblemen held high the train that wasn't there at all.

  • @DesertPackrat
    @DesertPackrat 2 місяці тому +150

    JD Vance is as Appalachia as a chimichanga filled with French pastry. Although, that is a great description of what JD looks like. Let’s be real. He served in the military as a press liaison and propagandist: a far cry from Audrey Murphy. Doesn’t make his service dishonorable, but it doesn’t mean he is a fearless, climb the hill leader either.

    • @Dragonmist1
      @Dragonmist1 2 місяці тому +21

      Apparently he was in for only 6 months

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto 2 місяці тому

      Infantrymen call 'PR' guys 'REMFs'. And probably other words that would definitely get this comment deleted.

    • @Barbara-u5h
      @Barbara-u5h 2 місяці тому

      You can try to take the hillbilly out of the country, but u can't take the hillbilly out of the boy! More moonshine??? 😜

    • @yoboi13
      @yoboi13 2 місяці тому +15

      Not supporting Vance here, but supporting Ohioans identifying themselves as Appalachian. Southern Ohio and the entire eastern border is in Appalachian region.

    • @kajem575
      @kajem575 2 місяці тому +4

      AUDIE YOU DUNCE!

  • @thedabara2477
    @thedabara2477 2 місяці тому +58

    I held out until he said they'd reinforced the gallows to support a huskier Vance . . . but then I started chuckling and couldn't stop 😂.

    • @leroysimon5692
      @leroysimon5692 2 місяці тому +1

      👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾

    • @audreywellham2413
      @audreywellham2413 2 місяці тому +1

      So funny! OMG! 🎉😂❕

    • @rev.jeffradcliff8683
      @rev.jeffradcliff8683 2 місяці тому

      And the tap dancing Tim Scott joke... I wanted to be horrified by the racist undertones, but it's so much like what Don Old would say behind closed doors...very true-to-life for Trump. It was hilarious.

    • @thedabara2477
      @thedabara2477 2 місяці тому +1

      @@rev.jeffradcliff8683 It took me awhile to figure out that Valtrex Rumpelstiltskin was Vivek Ramaswamy. omg

    • @kristenmarie9248
      @kristenmarie9248 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@thedabara2477 WHAT?! OMG. 🤣😂🤣 Thanks!

  • @rootresolutionhealth8618
    @rootresolutionhealth8618 2 місяці тому +16

    Can't stop watching this. It's so freaking brilliant. I haven't laughed in so, so long. But guffawing over this. Tku!!

  • @stevensiferd7104
    @stevensiferd7104 2 місяці тому +250

    I'm disappointed. I was expecting at least one shout-out to TJ Maxx and JC Penney.

    • @halleluyah757
      @halleluyah757 2 місяці тому +13

      😂🤣😭

    • @pamz7531
      @pamz7531 2 місяці тому +8

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @LindyS1830
      @LindyS1830 2 місяці тому +16

      Your comment is sooo good gave me a good laugh TJ Maxx so funny.

    • @michelewith1l636
      @michelewith1l636 2 місяці тому +11

      I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks

    • @browngoldthread1239
      @browngoldthread1239 2 місяці тому +5

      Me too 😂

  • @ronthered138
    @ronthered138 2 місяці тому +706

    If Trump ditches Sha.D. , can the Democrats sue the Republikkkons for fraud?

    • @halleluyah757
      @halleluyah757 2 місяці тому +79

      USA should sue t'drumphf for impersonating a human!

    • @eschwarz1003
      @eschwarz1003 2 місяці тому

      they can't dump him but who knows what crazy sleazy crap tRump operatives will pull to work around him

    • @antipop885
      @antipop885 2 місяці тому +38

      Now that it's been voted on drump can't get rid of him unless shady does it himself 😂 and he won't, because he wants power at any cost

    • @curiousnerdkitteh
      @curiousnerdkitteh 2 місяці тому +22

      Republikkkans is right.

    • @georhodiumgeo9827
      @georhodiumgeo9827 2 місяці тому +12

      I see what you did there lol.
      No they cannot. They could still change and as long as the party follows its own rules they can do whatever they want.
      Although I'd love to see them swap this clown for another.

  • @megalopagus316
    @megalopagus316 2 місяці тому +59

    This is freaking hilarious and absolutely terrifying at the same time.

  • @MrPedur
    @MrPedur 2 місяці тому +56

    ❤We Need Kamala to Make Americans Get Along!❤
    Please Donnie, please don`t Make Americans Gag Anymore.🤢🤢🤮

    • @JenX-TV
      @JenX-TV 2 місяці тому +1

      Making America Laugh Again! 🇺🇸
      Ka-MALA 2024 💙 💙

  • @theslohandthefurious
    @theslohandthefurious 2 місяці тому +143

    Why does "Trump" sound SO MUCH MORE COHERENT here than in real life?!

    • @MeanOldLady
      @MeanOldLady 2 місяці тому

      Because you greedily gobble up polished propaganda turds from the Ministry of Truth instead of watching uncut footage.

    • @LisaFenton-h7f
      @LisaFenton-h7f 2 місяці тому +3

      LOL! Nailed it.

    • @Simplyveej
      @Simplyveej 2 місяці тому

      @@LisaFenton-h7fIdont find him incoherent at all. He is a gifted communicator. Kamala, on the other hand…

  • @marcfournier823
    @marcfournier823 2 місяці тому +249

    JD Vance is taking out VP Insurection Insurance with Benedict Arnold Assurance Inc.

    • @honestdon1772
      @honestdon1772 2 місяці тому +6

      He better not forget to be Dis-Honest

    • @chriskennedy4526
      @chriskennedy4526 2 місяці тому

      Right on, Nathan.

    • @borncrazynotstupid
      @borncrazynotstupid 2 місяці тому +4

      Hysterical 😂

    • @gooddaysahead1
      @gooddaysahead1 2 місяці тому +2

      If Trump loses, Vance better have a plan for moving to Baku, Azerbaijan, and changing his I.D. Someone who'll be pissed will want a scapegoat.

    • @marcfournier823
      @marcfournier823 2 місяці тому

      @@gooddaysahead1 There is a one room apartment waiting for him in North Korea. It has several couches.

  • @JR-pr8jb
    @JR-pr8jb 2 місяці тому +88

    There are a million vocal parodies of rants by the Traitor, but this one is really insightful. Thanks.

  • @katthompson3852
    @katthompson3852 2 місяці тому +9

    Brilliant!! We need more of this. The world needs to laugh. 😂

  • @wheressteve
    @wheressteve 2 місяці тому +299

    Many people are saying JP Mandel is the greatest VP candidate, a candidate like no one has ever seen before.

    • @patrickcardon1643
      @patrickcardon1643 2 місяці тому +16

      They're still looking for him 😁

    • @eddiebreaux9750
      @eddiebreaux9750 2 місяці тому +6

      Wondering…your drug choice is what?

    • @kerrynight3271
      @kerrynight3271 2 місяці тому +20

      @@eddiebreaux9750 That's what Trump called him. But he's not confused or anything.

    • @swarti2036
      @swarti2036 2 місяці тому +2

      @@wheressteve 🤣😂

    • @swarti2036
      @swarti2036 2 місяці тому +4

      @@wheressteve and loves trump like no other

  • @331SVTCobra
    @331SVTCobra 2 місяці тому +70

    Oh My Friendly Goodness, this is perfect.
    It captures Trump's dementia and narcissism.

  • @MrsTfromtheUK
    @MrsTfromtheUK 2 місяці тому +74

    "He has a wife...he doesn't call her 'mother' ...we call that an improvement " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mike9rr
    @mike9rr 2 місяці тому +10

    I have watched this four or five times! So good it's almost criminal.

    • @thedabara2477
      @thedabara2477 2 місяці тому +3

      Oh it gets better the more you watch it. It's impossible to catch every clever thing the first time around. As a previous commenter mentioned, when I realized Valtrex Rumpelstiltskin is Vivek Ramaswamy, I nearly lost it. This the best kind of political satire. Thank you Dark Brandon.

  • @moirajr
    @moirajr 2 місяці тому +9

    "Even though I have great friends in India. My great friend Nathan Modhi runs the country." 😂😂😂

  • @blacksquirrel4008
    @blacksquirrel4008 2 місяці тому +92

    I love the foreshadowing orange jumpsuit with white undershirt

    • @RankinMsP
      @RankinMsP 2 місяці тому +3

      🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

    • @karinwhorton4926
      @karinwhorton4926 2 місяці тому +1

      Orange on orange. That's okay. It's tonal dressing.

  • @TheLordAI
    @TheLordAI 2 місяці тому +117

    This is basically an animated typical Trump rally & his mind fucked base just eats it up every time

  • @stella-gx8ne
    @stella-gx8ne 2 місяці тому +156

    Inconvenient but Mr sir your highness you must carry him to term😂

  • @RankinMsP
    @RankinMsP 2 місяці тому +10

    "Tim Scott has stopped tap dancing since I rejected him.."
    💯
    Shout out to Nathan Modi.

  • @donaldmrambojr5695
    @donaldmrambojr5695 2 місяці тому +303

    Shady Vance for Prison 💙

    • @Zetirix
      @Zetirix 2 місяці тому +4

      Way to cool down the rhetoric.

    • @Ron-rs2zl
      @Ron-rs2zl 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@Zetirix❄️?

    • @lycanhd
      @lycanhd 2 місяці тому

      MAGA Psyop? No real Democrat would suggest Vance for prison when he hasn't been charged or found guilty.

    • @willfulwoman609
      @willfulwoman609 2 місяці тому +8

      @@ZetirixI think “shady Vance for prison” is cool.

    • @stevenboelke6661
      @stevenboelke6661 2 місяці тому +1

      What crime did he commit?

  • @GenerationX1984
    @GenerationX1984 2 місяці тому +39

    Raise taxes on the rich! End monopolies now!

  • @lisaschultz9614
    @lisaschultz9614 2 місяці тому +305

    Just call him SHADY VANCE

  • @mrs1975brown
    @mrs1975brown Місяць тому +2

    It took me a ridiculously long time to figure out if this was actual audio or not ! So real 😂

  • @bert7463
    @bert7463 Місяць тому +3

    It’s called the Trump show been going for 8! years. MAGA never seems to get enough. 😅😅😅

  • @grayharker6271
    @grayharker6271 2 місяці тому +92

    Vance said trump was hitler, that would make vance, Franz Halder, the chief of staff no one knows, and Stephen Miller, Wilhelm"Lakeitel" Kitel!

    • @somaday2595
      @somaday2595 2 місяці тому +1

      The ghost of Heinrici, commenting on Trump's selection, In a war, this would have destroyed my defense. What was he thinking?"

  • @Anonymousfreedomlover
    @Anonymousfreedomlover 2 місяці тому +36

    It’s so beautiful that they were soooo pissed at the change. Now they’ll be forced to carry this to full term.

  • @thePronto
    @thePronto 2 місяці тому +84

    So, Trump now thinks that opportunists and grifters can't be relied upon to produce the goods? Where did he get that idea?

    • @krishadyn5211
      @krishadyn5211 2 місяці тому +6

      He feels very betrayed by Elon taking back his $45 million a month promise.

    • @Bakes-z4c
      @Bakes-z4c 2 місяці тому +2

      @@krishadyn5211 empty Gs fault, she was nasty to teslas

    • @ritatice6044
      @ritatice6044 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Bakes-z4c Took me a moment, but I got it. And no we don't have to thank her for that. She's just spreading her usual chaos.

  • @bettybotterbutter
    @bettybotterbutter 2 місяці тому +11

    This is GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @tinyhouseranch
    @tinyhouseranch 2 місяці тому +4

    The “audible “ inhalations are on point!
    Harris 2024 💙💙💙

  • @staggerlee6794
    @staggerlee6794 2 місяці тому +98

    "And like a solid brown....not like sorta have you been to Florida on vacation" Genius 😆

  • @vondattrulybluntyepalways3422
    @vondattrulybluntyepalways3422 2 місяці тому +59

    Honestly, they're only getting better. You're doing a great job. Thank you, I needed this 💙🇺🇸

  • @kenbasista1345
    @kenbasista1345 2 місяці тому +82

    Newsflash! Las Vegas bookies “even money that Trumps drops Vance in the next three weeks”.

    • @whatleft123
      @whatleft123 2 місяці тому +9

      My money is on: During the week of the democratic convention

    • @markzanetti6228
      @markzanetti6228 2 місяці тому +7

      One legal analyst said he can't drop him. that Trump has ever concerned himself with the law that much

    • @diane9247
      @diane9247 2 місяці тому

      ​@@markzanetti6228Oh really?😂

  • @TedHouk
    @TedHouk 2 місяці тому +7

    We and Our is reference to His Kinglyness. Poor Donnie has untreatable incurable malignant narcissism.

  • @angeladansie4378
    @angeladansie4378 2 місяці тому +19

    The sad thing is that we're not 100% sure this is satire, LOL!

  • @mylittlepitbull3143
    @mylittlepitbull3143 2 місяці тому +168

    Dunce, Pence, Vance.
    One wears a conical hat, another wears a noose, and what will the third wear?
    A mountain dew can?

    • @kgreene460
      @kgreene460 2 місяці тому +19

      It gets worse, it was actually DIET mountain dew.

    • @lisacox8109
      @lisacox8109 2 місяці тому +14

      Could be a lamp shade, eh never know.

    • @mylittlepitbull3143
      @mylittlepitbull3143 2 місяці тому +4

      @@kgreene460 You're right. So bad. In fact, he just announced that he does not have a man card.

    • @ruthbennett7563
      @ruthbennett7563 2 місяці тому +6

      « Guyliner »?

    • @kgreene460
      @kgreene460 2 місяці тому +7

      @@mylittlepitbull3143 I just think that Mt. Dew in general is nasty and diet Mt. Dew is unconscionable!

  • @Majellanz
    @Majellanz 2 місяці тому +165

    What are the odds on Drumpf being unable to resist calling Kamala "Kameltoe" before the campaign is out. Any takers?

    • @Ron-rs2zl
      @Ron-rs2zl 2 місяці тому +29

      He tried " laughing Kamala",and it flopped. But if he lets Kamaltoe slip just once, I'll die laughing😃.

    • @hilariousname6826
      @hilariousname6826 2 місяці тому +22

      What are the odds you were unable to resist putting that juvenile word-play into a post?

    • @Guishan_Lingyou
      @Guishan_Lingyou 2 місяці тому +16

      @@hilariousname6826 Ooh, ooh, I studied probability once, I think I know the answer.

    • @rebeccablanton7682
      @rebeccablanton7682 2 місяці тому +12

      Let's face it he'll never remember her name so we'll see how many variations he

    • @zainab58
      @zainab58 2 місяці тому +21

      Personally I’m waiting to see how long it takes before JDV starts mispronouncing “Kamala”. He currently pronounces it correctly, but obviously this can’t be allowed to continue.

  • @gypsy5445
    @gypsy5445 2 місяці тому +3

    OMG, this is so spot on! The rambling, and stray thoughts, hysterical!😭

  • @Mrluke413
    @Mrluke413 2 місяці тому +6

    Absolutely perfect. Ramblings going into nonsense stories about nothing! So Trump

  • @ronnyskaar3737
    @ronnyskaar3737 2 місяці тому +58

    Finaly Trump making sense. His best speech ever.

  • @MGood-ij1hi
    @MGood-ij1hi 2 місяці тому +62

    I here Trump is looking for a way to dump Vance given Vance's polling numbers , given that if I were Vance I'd be very careful avoiding "accidents".

    • @Dragonmist1
      @Dragonmist1 2 місяці тому +18

      I've been wondering who will fall out a window first? tRump or JD 🤔

    • @Ron-rs2zl
      @Ron-rs2zl 2 місяці тому +12

      trump is never gonna shake this feeling of blaming what's his name for this mess. Ever.

    • @AimeeAimee444
      @AimeeAimee444 2 місяці тому

      That’s how they do it, Putin style. Oops he fell out of a hotel window.
      Trump the convicted rapist, conman, insurrectionist who will pay his way into the White House to avoid prison.
      He deserves Vance and Vance deserves Trump.
      A hot mess of hatred.

    • @Jan-n5s
      @Jan-n5s 2 місяці тому +5

      Or don't stand too close to trump at rallies

    • @karinwhorton4926
      @karinwhorton4926 2 місяці тому

      Vance is hiding in the rear. Literally. We know where. As long as he stays there, he's safe.

  • @lise1255
    @lise1255 2 місяці тому +29

    The way Trump changes subject 120 times in A sentence is perfect 😂. If this isn't a true rendition, it certainly could be.

  • @JenX-TV
    @JenX-TV 2 місяці тому +23

    I doubt Donald Dump has ever read a book in his entire life.

  • @jeffreylebowski3216
    @jeffreylebowski3216 2 місяці тому +5

    Pure gold.

  • @catalhuyuk7
    @catalhuyuk7 2 місяці тому +27

    JLCauvin is the only way I can listen to 45. Superb!

  • @xelamercedes
    @xelamercedes 2 місяці тому +39

    My first Dark Brandon video. Love it!! Good stuff.

    • @OfficialDarkBrandon
      @OfficialDarkBrandon  2 місяці тому +2

      Welcome! Great to have you!

    • @barryf5479
      @barryf5479 2 місяці тому +3

      Mine too. Today, I caught the quote on axios news: "One of Trump's first messages complained that Republicans should be reimbursed for the millions of dollars they'd spent bashing Biden."
      It doesn't get any better than that.

    • @catherineboeckmann853
      @catherineboeckmann853 2 місяці тому +1

      First Dark Brandon video. This is hilarious.

  • @unc1589
    @unc1589 Місяць тому +2

    “Nobody wants to report that”😂
    That he slept with Angelina.

  • @ShellyBomb
    @ShellyBomb 2 місяці тому +31

    🙏 ~ Trump's eulogy for Vance in his orange 🧡 prison jumpsuit ... 🤣

  • @JohnnyBravo-se5gz
    @JohnnyBravo-se5gz 2 місяці тому +36

    OMG, I cannot for the life of me stop laughing at the mis-naming of JD Trance 🩰 Dancer. Brilliant, cute, and clever video. Keep up the fight against Trumpism.

    • @paulperry7091
      @paulperry7091 2 місяці тому

      Maybe DJ Trance, to get the IDM and Doof crowd?

  • @taylorshelton3267
    @taylorshelton3267 2 місяці тому +56

    I see that Donald Trump is wearing an orange jacket. He's all dressed up for his future life in prison!😁😁

    • @RankinMsP
      @RankinMsP 2 місяці тому +1

      🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

  • @GaryRoseCO
    @GaryRoseCO 2 місяці тому +31

    I was afraid he was going to pick Nikki as his VP, but thank goodness his sexism helped my side. I totally see him saying all these things and I just feel bad for all the hate Mrs Vance is getting from MAGA but there is always divorce........

    • @Sweetlyfe
      @Sweetlyfe 2 місяці тому +4

      Yeah no one deserves that kind of hate.

    • @nicolaablett7790
      @nicolaablett7790 2 місяці тому +5

      Mrs. VANCE AND HER CHILDREN NEED TO SAVE THEMSELVES

    • @jatodd3746
      @jatodd3746 2 місяці тому

      @@Sweetlyfe aka in MAGA circles as "Christian Love"

    • @NancyAstromsky
      @NancyAstromsky 2 місяці тому +2

      She appears to be a reluctant political wife. Smart lady to see it will end badly for her family.

  • @oykaik
    @oykaik 2 місяці тому +4

    "Hillbilly Effigy" was freaking brilliant! 😂

  • @happyinscarolina
    @happyinscarolina 25 днів тому +1

    "She's solid brown..."Geezus, no! 😮😳😁 😂

  • @dollarcreations2818
    @dollarcreations2818 2 місяці тому +23

    EXCELLENT Trump Impression, excellent!

  • @karengilburg3196
    @karengilburg3196 2 місяці тому +18

    This sounds so authentic, I can believe this isn’t Trump talking! He makes no sense at all! That’s exactly what he would say!

  • @lesliea7394
    @lesliea7394 2 місяці тому +29

    The writer is pure genius! The actor portraying Dunce is spot on as well.

  • @rich24h
    @rich24h 2 місяці тому +4

    Tim Scott is still tap dancing. Brilliant.😂

  • @johnclark2960
    @johnclark2960 2 місяці тому +3

    This is honestly one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I have seen his impressions but it is way better with the cartoon. The writing is so intelligent and funny. Honestly it's a masterpiece.

  • @Sabre70
    @Sabre70 2 місяці тому +4

    Wow! This is terrific! Really well done. Go team blue. Win the house and senate too

  • @gooddaysahead1
    @gooddaysahead1 2 місяці тому +58

    If Trump loses and JD isn't the man that Trump thought he was, I would not want to be JD Vance. Run Forest, Run!

    • @jamesmccormick211
      @jamesmccormick211 2 місяці тому

      If Trump loses he'll be off to Russia, or Hungary, or China to avoid his convictions.

    • @helena-mc85
      @helena-mc85 2 місяці тому

      If they don't win, this is going to be the absolute worst risk that guy took of his life - and Trump will almost certainly blame him for the loss

  • @alexpastor8582
    @alexpastor8582 2 місяці тому +13

    Trump thinks hanibal lecter is a real person! And millions of people adore this creature!!!! This is the twilight zone!!!! Freeking incredible!!!!

    • @PatriciaHain-uw8vx
      @PatriciaHain-uw8vx 2 місяці тому +2

      Weird🙄

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 2 місяці тому +1

      They’ll be scurrying back under their rocks in a few months , when the sun shines .

  • @texasca9753
    @texasca9753 2 місяці тому +38

    That was really funny. Thank you. It does sound like stuff djt would say. Vote Blue

  • @MontagZoso
    @MontagZoso 2 місяці тому +84

    Chump + Vance = Not a Chance.

    • @lyric8529
      @lyric8529 2 місяці тому +2

    • @tbachman8830
      @tbachman8830 2 місяці тому

      ❤❤

    • @ozsheila55
      @ozsheila55 2 місяці тому +1

      JD has an identity problem having changed his name and his beliefs so often.

    • @Repdem
      @Repdem 2 місяці тому +1

      Shady Vance the Shillbilly

    • @karinwhorton4926
      @karinwhorton4926 2 місяці тому +1

      Adolpf rump + Vance vs Harris. = couple sweaty guys.