What Your Legion Says About You (Heretic Edition)
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- This is the last one of these I'll be doing for a while.
Don't worry, I got the goods all planned out for later.
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0:34 - Emperor's Children
1:37 - Iron Warriors
2:24 - Night Lords
3:18 - World Eaters
4:24 - Death Guard
5:31 - Thousand Sons
6:28 - Black Legion aka Sons of Horus aka Luna Wolves
7:20 - Word Bearers
7:34 - Alpha Legion
hey can you sort my garbage bins later they all a bit banged up
I love how the Thousand Sons are the only chaos marines that are in Operations and he uses tyranid gameplay.
I’m glad someone took notice.
Something tells me he hates thousand sons or chaos in general(except Alpha legions maybe)
There is a thousand son on screen... Well, a successor. And that melta gun definitely isn't his.
Me: Man what's he gonna say about the Alpha Legion?
Jebbles: You... are... a... bastard...
Alpha Legion: Man I got off easy!
As a fellow alpha Legion, it seems like a lot of it can be captured in "We're the bastard people say thanks to." Like we do bad things but people end up thankful for it
@@williambrewer7299 Hydra Dominatus!
@@xanethestrange7659 so glad to hear from the real Alpharius. Hydra Dominatus
I am not a bastard...I am Alpharis.
@@robbiemcdonnell8482 and I am omegon
a true son of Angry Ron wears crusade era colors, hates his primarch, and keeps his squad mates alive
Agreed, Brother!
Uncle Lorgar turned dad into a demon instead of either of them going to therapy and he hasn't payed child support since
Don’t forget the punching bag with Erebus’s face taped to it.
Calling the Night Lords a Chihuahua is hilarious
Tell me something do the night lords ever fought anybody directly and won?
@@alastortheworshipperofkhorne They're the masters of the school of warfare that advocates hitting the other guy before he even knows there's a fight on, and then running away when he rallies, pulling faces and going, "Neener neener neener!"
Thing is individually Night Lords are either cowards who only pick on weak targets. Or totally awesome fighters who just prefer to pick on the weak and cheat against those who are their equals to gain an advantage and win.
Jago Sevatarian could probably kill anyone but Sigismund in a straight fight. But he’ll never choose to engage in a straight fight because why risk dying?
On a large scale though they lack discipline and get curb stomped by more unified and organized enemies who are willing to die for the group.
Ironic in trying to safe themselves they tend to die more than those willing to die to kill them.
@@alastortheworshipperofkhorne no, Night Lords suck; they’re scum, traitors, thieves, criminals, cowards, backstabbing losers.
💕 It’s why I LOVE them 💕
@@alastortheworshipperofkhorneSigismund :^)
Every ship in the 3rd legion is required to have on board, at minimum, 1000 bottles of baby oil made from real babies.
Don’t forget the Warp Colombian Nose Candy made from people
oil de infant
All you had to say for T-sons to accurately get the point across was this "Shadow Money Wizard Gang We love Casting Spells".
Word Bearers getting a dub for him brushing them off as inconsequential once more the bois who ACTUALLY caused all the problems get off scott free just like their players do
I love the Death Guard and oh boy that HURT. I won't say your wrong though
@@glyphfredrickson6134 same
Same
These are horoscope signs at this point
As an Iron Warrior fan this is accurate. You forgot the obsession with gigantic guns and trench warfare though.
yeah hes supposed to be roasting you, not making you sound sick as fuck
to quote a famous video
"this is exactly why we betrayed the imperium"
I think the reason I'm a 4th Legion fan is because Peter Turbo is the only traitor Primach to not only wear his issues on his sleeve, but use it as a way to brush off his insane brothers. He's petulant, but he's also extremely good at his job.
@@Awwscrewit The Iron Warriors (excluding Honsou) always struck me as the scariest of all the Traitor legions for one simple fact;
They're actually competent. ...and pretty much hard-carried the entire Heresy without so much as a single "thank you". The moment they noped out of Terra, the entire siege fell apart
I mean did you see how quick he killed that Heldrake?
Alpharius was indeed here first
just a small correction for the iron warriors. They understand perfectly what they're and why that's wrong, but they refuse to change because that would be losing
"Sir, this is a Wendy's"
Hit the nail on the head it the word bearers, idk if I’ve ever seen a word bearers fan before
Edit: my plan to gather all 3 word bearers fans to destroyed them has succeeded, Victorus aut mortis
I've seen a few on Twitter yesterday
Of course I know him. He's me
I'm a word bearers fan
Praised be the chaos gods.
Nicely done brother
shout out to the nightlords that hit the gym. Remember the terror that kept the peace, not the scourge that haunts the stars.
It sounds like the space sharks are the grown up night lords. They learned to shut up.
Inquisitor, this one put two and two together.
The death guard segment does sound like some people in one small you-tube community not saying who but it starts with comm.
Dang, that world eaters part hit really close to home.
yup. . .
Welp, I always knew I was a Death Guard, this just reinforces it
Damn am I a World Eater. I love the Pain!
Same, this change me
I'm not a filthy heretic, I'm safe from the scathing criticism today. The Emperor Protects!
Some of, if not most of these are shockingly accurate holy shit
As a WE player I came here to laugh not to get facts spit at me
As Alpharius (one of many) I can 100% confirm I regularly troll the absolute shit out of my friends (whom I have deceived into being such) because it’s pretty fuckin’ funny.
I treat Alpha Legion books as what they are, comedy stories. Trolling everyone else has to be someone’s job and I’m glad it’s ours.
Templars keep catching strays lmao
Ironically I like to make my Tactical Marine a Luna Wolf
Mine's a Son of Horus lol
Same here! Sixteenth legion loyalists
I'm not alone!
Thousand Sons: Fantasy has a better version of your Primarch.
lmao doing Deadliftsforthedarkgods dirty with the Emps Children analyzation lmao
that world eaters hit hard wtf
One thing about the Iron Warriors. They are like that guy at work who is an unlikable prick but he gets stuff done so he gets kept around.
As an iron warrior... I thought wrestling lessons would help him to toughen up... That's a whole new perspective... I will give him lethwei lessons now!
I do veer toward World Eaters and I feel very called out. I’m going to need some Khorne Flakes before I address this and probably a few vivid fantasies about ultraviolent murder.
As a death guard and world eaters fan
Jesus christ man you burried the nail way to deep
Lmao... Ask n ye shall recieve apparently. But, as an Alpha Legion, I can accept what you say. Though I was really expecting the "You don't know whose side you're on, you confused jack asses."
As a World Eaters fan I feel absolutely called out about that!
Truly
In my experience night lords are some of the weirdest people I've ever met like adding monster to coffee or pot noodle and tuna. Death guard are the opposite of what you would assume and are very physically active
Huh, i guess my personality is as obscure as omegon, i am 100% alpha legion, however i am also probably the kindest person you could meet in game, i am incredibly skilled at the game, i take the blame for basically everyones mistakes, i look out for my allies before myself and i am extremely patient.
However if you manage to somehow anger me, i will mysteriously leave the game within the next 5 secconds only to join a different game because i do not have to deal with you and honestly speaking nobody should and i reccomend for the betterment of society that you uninstall the game and never play it again.
(Edit): have a good day!
Oh god that subway joke was F O U L
Best way to start, I’m now fully onboard for the rest
Yep you got me on World Eaters. I actually do have rage issues, especially if it involves driving lmao and yes we World Eaters are victims of the Emperors BS and we have massive daddy issues as a result. hell i never even knew my father until i was 21 and hes a meth addict deadbeat so there you go. you got me bro. on another note, well done my friend :) Rage for the rage god!
I was watching the last video not even an hour ago and then this gem pops up! The Emperor protects!
the world eaters one hits too real, 10/10
So Night Lords are Vegeta, World Eaters are based, Emperor's Children are all P-Diddy.
And the 1000 Sons are all Ranger owners over the age of 30 but doesn't work.
Alpha Legion Ranger owner over the age of 30 who has isn't on welfare.
each of these videos had one of my favorite legions. salamanders, minotaurs, and the death guard are my favorite ones. so ive been called a devil's advocate, a nice guy, and some dude who needs love. im laughing my ass off, these are some great videos dude!!!
Well anything chaos is kinda cringe( except for the gigachad alpha legion)
He nailed me more than my primarch
There are two types of Night Lords:
1. Furries trying to be the silent kid
2. The silent kid
0:19 except lorgar he loves books....alot...
to be fair, lorgar is a bible thumping psychopath... of course he loves books, theyre practically imprinted onto his face with how much he makes out with them...
As a Death Guard simp, I’m here to debunk your claims on my people and maybe shatter “some” stereotypes.
Firstly, I don’t need affection from others… when I look down at my 3-inch yellow toe nails I know the little critters love me for my embrace.
Secondly, I’m not fat, actually I’m a little skinny because the family of 30 foot tape worms shave off my sides and keep me looking beautiful.
Thank you for your time.
Rip, bro nailed us World Eaters.
Can I just say that each of these described me at one point jn my life and that makes me feel some kinda way….
10 seconds on the word bearers. yep thats all thats required lmao
I’m currently collecting Word Bearers. I like Eliphas the Inheritor’s voice in Dawn of War: Dark Crusade.
Today I learned my deceased father was an Iron Warrior
4:17 Why rage monsters? It's a good reminder.
To be like the ones, we would hope would help us (but were nowhere to be found when we needed them), it aids us to sometimes ponder on how easy it would be to just disregard anything and anyone, and just lose yourself to the most primal of emotions. Anger. Hate. Rage. But we already learned that the easy path is never the right one.
Also, many of us are a sucker for a story of a tragic hero, like Aangron. Made to be one of the best. Robbed of everything he was supposed to be, by the circumstances of his youth. Mistreated. Abused. Disregarded. Left with only the desire to die, but not wanting to take his own life. And then being denied his death, or his sanity, forever. - makes you think, "Man, I really don't have it bad at all".
According to the thumbnail I'm a crying spaz, I've been called worse but damn
Word Bearers are the best, PERISH. United since rhe Heresy, rule the Maelstrom, actually get shit done.
You guys cry while thinking about how Kor Pheron touched you.
I picked the World-Eaters.
I also picked Blood-Angels.
There's something *Fun* about ripping things apart with a Chainsaw while being the color red. I'm either fucked in the head, or I just like the color red(I do).
**Chainsaw Noises**
If that’s how you are towards the Black Legion wonder how you are towards the Red Corsairs
Paraphrasing: I'm an asshole because it's funny.
I am Alpharius. This statement is a lie.
Good luck chooms😂
The cheap shot of the Death Guard made me guard up only to be hit with that absolute gut punch of a description
Sons of Malice are just the “I want problems always” meme and are bipolar about violence
Improving on” the iron warriors almost wip3d out the imperial fist they proved they better they improved throughout the haresy proved they better then said fuck yall and sid their own thing
At the iron cage they basically kept headbutting each other until they were both very badly concussed. Neither legion faired very well but Dorn was a dumbass for taking the bait to begin with.
@@JebblesJunior ill acept that but id say them deciding to abandone the seiege of terra is them having character growth they finaly realised horus is no difernt than the emperor or his adoptive father all three men used them as tools and porturabo finaly decided to be a man and stop being a child begging for the love of a father figure stop being other mens tool
I feel personally attacked as a shit lord fan. I just like how our primarch is batman but schizo and dawn edgy armor while screaming "Ave Dominus Nox"
What if I just like the colors?
I don’t even like death guard and I still feel viciously attacked by that description. You truly have a way of perfectly describing people you’ve never met
As a Saul Tarvitz enjoyer, I wholeheartedly agree with the EC assessment
Anyone else rolling with loyalist World Eater armor?
I’ve been seeing a fair bit of them on the field lately.
@JebblesJunior I love the way the white let's everything show. The mud on your boots and the blood on your hands (and face, chestplate, etc). It's beautiful in a way. Also the emblem is badass.
My friend and I are just getting in to the franchise, just buying our first patrols soon, I spent ages deliberating over several factions and got it down to two, World Eaters and Death Guard, spent ages more on that decision and finally settled on WE. My guy I did not need calling out like this.
these are hilarious lol, keep em coming!
blood angel + alpha legion WHAT THE F.... HORRIFIC ABOMINATION AM I?!!?
Confused.
@@JebblesJunior Now I awake! Hydra Dominatus!
I personally feel attacked about the nurgle one cause that's my fav legion. Angy up vote
For a time I was kinda Word Bearers due to how I liked Argel Tal. But then I realized I just liked Argel Tal.
Honestly what first got me into the World Eaters was Chosen of Khorne (if you haven't listened to that one, do so, it is Kharn at his best). Then came Betrayer and honestly the whole thing the World Eaters is just incredible. The binds of brotherhood, the fall and the collapse of that brotherhood due to a desire to help the father who hates them, the sheer amount of carnage they cause (especially on other worshippers of Chaos)
It's time for "what your favorite weapon says about you"😏
That was more or less covered by “What if they could talk”
Did the ending have put the fries in the bag vibes or was that just me
Death Guard, Alpha Legion, Night Lords, are my top 3 favorite evil legions. So I’m desperate for love, do things for ***** and giggles, but also would get curb stomped in most fights or be the curb stomper with no room between. I love this channel!
Always amuses me that your videos are half insults and half therapy/advice to actually help viewers get through their issues
instructions unclear Iron Warrior with no kids, ive started a family to emotionally neglect them-
Hydra Dominatus
My favourite Chaos Legion is Death Guard(I like the tankier units/classes/whatever) and when someone says they care about me, my immediate reaction is "Why?"
5:31 the reddit legion
i just wanted to be roasted for liking the angry boys, instead i got a therapy session :(
World Eaters commentary deeper inside my head than the nails themselves.
American Emperor's Children: Sure, whatever Jebbles said.
European Emperor's Children: You get in the queue for Kitkat nice and early at 7:30PM on Friday evening. They don't even question you on the way in, they know you by now, and you spend at least 8 hours inside before getting a cab with random strangers to Berghain, where despite the fact you're wearing little more than a few strips of latex and leather, you can't feel the cold in the queue because the ketamine hasn't worn off yet. Once you make it in at between 5-6AM, you flit between bathing in hard techno in Halle so loud you can feel it on the inside, or other people's bodily fluids in the darkroom. We won't talk about what you can feel inside in there. You leave around mid-day, getting a stamp on the way out, and attempt to sleep for a few hours before joining the re-entry queue at 6pm sharp. You leave at 2AM on Monday morning as you have to log in to your finance job at 8:30AM. Your feet hurt. Your nose hurts. Your gums hurt. Your jaw hurts. You don't care, this is all just an average weekend for you, and you'll be back outside KitKat at 7:30PM next Friday like clockwork.
Ave Dominus Nox
I did identify well with Blood Angels in your prior rundown. This, I have no clear winner. World Eaters and Death Guard seem kinda relatable, but I'm not THAT dysfunctional. But then again, that's Heretics for ya. Even Horus himself said it: 'I am a master of broken monsters.'
In all, I consider this video's lack of that as something of a compliment from you.
Wow as a World Eaters fan I've never felt more called out, and I'm really not sure how to feel about that 😂
The World Eaters Carnifex kill at the end was fantastic.
It was hard earned. Mostly blindly.
That...was disturbingly close to accurate.
Bro went for blood and forgot to stop stabbing. Jesus, he punched me in the Death Guard esophagus and told me be it's the closest to personal touch I'll feel for 10 years. Honestly though, he's right.
4:37 I’m a death guard play and are a skinny little gremlin who for some reason smells like roses.
Also, I kinda agree with what you say here, but in the sense that I want someone to look at my death guard paint jobs and not be like “oh, those dudes are covered in and look like crap”. It comes with the burden of doing tabletop death guard
Death Guard segment pegged me harder than my ex
I'm just kidding, I haven't had a relationship in years 👉👉 Become the Death Guard you were meant to be, Kings
Your description of World Eaters players is fitting since Angron was supposed to be the empath of the kids.
Now I'm curious about what a "What Your Legion Says About You(Loyalist Edition)" would be like. And by that, I mean the loyalists of the traitor legions. Might be fun and interesting.
As a thousand sons enjoyer what do you mean that i am the asshole but in all seriousness was surprised that there weren't any nerd jokes.
"Oh cool, he's made the Chaos Legion version. Wonder what he said about my legion..."
Reads the title card.
"...Ima just gonna plead the 5th here..."
As a fan of the world eaters I have never been so offended by something I completely agree with
For some reason when i first got into the hobby i couldn't help but be drawn to the Black Legion, i dont really play tabletop, but im a lore nerd and love painting and collecting. All i need left to finish up my legion is one or two chaos terminator squads and either a Maulerfiend or Helldrake. But i felt personally called out for the world eaters and death guard bit lol.
The Word bearers pain continues, we had eliphas you know!
As a Word Bearers fan I am wounded, but I also know I'm probably the only one to be hurt so... spot on?