My Girlfriend Is A Mountain Biker

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 757

  • @MikeTython831
    @MikeTython831 5 років тому +3816

    If she takes 5 hours to set up tubeless tires you need to find a new girlfriend

    • @janprachar5066
      @janprachar5066 5 років тому +248

      On 6 bikes tho..

    • @jubalvw3302
      @jubalvw3302 5 років тому +182

      Keep in mind this was 2014 and tubeless set ups were much harder back then.

    • @brycerivers1657
      @brycerivers1657 5 років тому +55

      @Guero Rodriguez judging buy her laziness to not climb up a mountain, I think it would take her 5 hours to set up a tubeless system

    • @paftaf
      @paftaf 5 років тому +10

      Stump
      It depends. How many tires? Maybe she moonlights at a bike shop.

    • @jackjazz8558
      @jackjazz8558 5 років тому +3

      I love u

  • @1lifeonearth
    @1lifeonearth 8 років тому +3175

    I wish I had friends who mountain biked

    • @isaiascabral8663
      @isaiascabral8663 8 років тому +17

      +Brad Marin me to

    • @sophiay.8643
      @sophiay.8643 8 років тому +23

      Me too, man

    • @britishbeef2007
      @britishbeef2007 8 років тому +115

      Dude. ive freinds i bike with sometimes. But theres nothing better to get out on the trails on your own, or even a local route...where you might meet other lone bikers. I love riding alone as you can go at your own pace, enjoy the country side and learn a lot!

    • @justinjolicoeur5965
      @justinjolicoeur5965 8 років тому +6

      Aaron Grimmer so with ya

    • @javierdiaz5089
      @javierdiaz5089 7 років тому +1

      1lifeonearth In chile, I did see three

  • @Deventanchi
    @Deventanchi 5 років тому +78

    I love this. Makes you realise how much you could neglect the person who loves you just because of what you enjoy doing. Thanks for flipping the story. Best to work on keeping the balance.

  • @ifhtfilms
    @ifhtfilms  9 років тому +305

    NEW VIDEO! Being a mountain biker is awesome. Dating a mountain biker? Sometimes expectations do not meet realities…

    • @matthewhuang7963
      @matthewhuang7963 9 років тому +17

      Please do a my girlfriend is a road biker!!! Please please please:D

    • @TinyLittleMeow
      @TinyLittleMeow 9 років тому +2

      Omg you totally have to do my girlfriend is a road biker now!!! Pleaseeee!

    • @mtbrider6119
      @mtbrider6119 9 років тому +5

      Tsarizza
      Omg you totally have to do my girlfriend is a road biker - Wouldn't that make for a boring video?

    • @LimYQS
      @LimYQS 9 років тому +12

      ***** lol... my boyfriend is a road biker... now that would be different... carbon every where.... saving weight on every tiny thing... talks about diets, juices and electrolytes drinks while being over weight... not to mention shaving completely bald for aero... could make for a pretty funny clip haha

    • @jimpanse5937
      @jimpanse5937 8 років тому +3

      +IFHT I will have a Roadbiker Gf too, i driving since 15 Years Roadbikes.
      In the Profile Pic thats me.

  • @EliPedraza
    @EliPedraza 9 років тому +444

    "LESS YAPPING MORE BRAPPING"

    • @day-rz3en
      @day-rz3en 5 років тому +7

      They ride mtb's not motocross they can't say that

    • @ben_pedelty
      @ben_pedelty 4 роки тому +2

      Das Vagan you’ll live

  • @jdwalker9718
    @jdwalker9718 8 років тому +95

    I envision this is the conversation my girlfriend has every time she goes out with her friends.

    • @jdwalker9718
      @jdwalker9718 8 років тому +6

      +William Ellis thanks for that. Cause it wasn't obvious to me that this is satire when I commented on it.

    • @fickedyodad2137
      @fickedyodad2137 7 років тому +1

      William Ellis "Put up with it"? So, it's a burden to them?

    • @seanb2108
      @seanb2108 5 років тому

      Imagine having a girlfriend

    • @celestialsss
      @celestialsss 5 років тому +1

      @@seanb2108 imagine having a friend

    • @seanb2108
      @seanb2108 5 років тому

      @@celestialsss wanna be friends

  • @danielkeene-lopez3527
    @danielkeene-lopez3527 7 років тому +289

    I need a biker girl XD we could just bike all day together.

    • @tomboyhorse1236
      @tomboyhorse1236 5 років тому +2

      not even sleep or poo or eat? good job! *nodding my non-existing approval*

    • @celestialsss
      @celestialsss 5 років тому +18

      @@tomboyhorse1236 stop with the cringy, pointless comments that add nothing to the discussion smh

    • @tomboyhorse1236
      @tomboyhorse1236 5 років тому +1

      Grow up dickhead

    • @celestialsss
      @celestialsss 5 років тому +12

      @@tomboyhorse1236 lmao that's ironic for you to say

    • @tomboyhorse1236
      @tomboyhorse1236 5 років тому +1

      @@celestialsss ur the kind of person who would have a sulk when someone made a sarcastic comment because they didn't understand what the joke was

  • @Be4tJumper
    @Be4tJumper 9 років тому +1578

    so now that she's single... maybe she could ride with me?

  • @Stryke607
    @Stryke607 7 років тому +1537

    I have NEVER met a girl that rides ... nowhere. Not even in the biggest bike parks.
    Do they really exist?

    • @vybtom1
      @vybtom1 6 років тому +141

      Stryke The legends says they do...

    • @makaela2822
      @makaela2822 6 років тому +208

      I’m a girl and I ride mountain bikes, dirt bikes, and surf. But yeah I don’t know any other girls who do it.

    • @lisavdkooi9208
      @lisavdkooi9208 6 років тому +52

      Little bit late, but I ride downhill and I know another girl who rides it to. And I have seen a few girls in Bike parks to. I live in Europe, maybe you don't have them in USA/Canada. But here in Europe you have them.

    • @philipsquire9056
      @philipsquire9056 6 років тому +16

      I was in Whistler 3 weeks ago, there were quite a few. All ages too.

    • @ellad1234
      @ellad1234 6 років тому +3

      visit college campus

  • @ilikefishbro8148
    @ilikefishbro8148 5 років тому +476

    You guys know this was supposed to show how hard it is for girlfriends of guys who bike right...and it totally whooshed over everyones heads it seems

    • @lilmehl3873
      @lilmehl3873 5 років тому +11

      i like fish bro yea i set up my tires 5 Hours long and who doesnt have 6 bikes

    • @Patrick-fi2lg
      @Patrick-fi2lg 5 років тому +10

      Yes that's the essence of the sketch ;-)
      Of course it's exaggerated but still...

    • @Deventanchi
      @Deventanchi 5 років тому +1

      Ikr! I'm trying to figure out if it's ignorance or denial

    • @oliverfrankel1537
      @oliverfrankel1537 4 роки тому +4

      Definitely not a biker right there😂

    • @deegah3673
      @deegah3673 3 роки тому +2

      I guess they are having a hard time processing a girl who loves to ride, a cycle.

  • @matthew_dag6201
    @matthew_dag6201 3 роки тому +18

    Lol Jason's acting skills have improved 100x but this is still great

  • @pdrizzledizzle
    @pdrizzledizzle 9 років тому +251

    The perfect girlfriend is the one that mountainbikes

  • @rossh
    @rossh 8 років тому +86

    "And I want a new toothbrush!" :D

  • @guidahardtail7937
    @guidahardtail7937 7 років тому +165

    Well i need a girl like this but is almost impossible find one xD !

  • @highalpine7321
    @highalpine7321 9 років тому +85

    MORE IFHT!

    • @ifhtfilms
      @ifhtfilms  9 років тому +73

      MORE DIZZ MCFUNK!

  • @nicolasm.8200
    @nicolasm.8200 5 років тому +47

    Five hours setting a tubeless tyre is a lot of time

  • @lhynettelindenmuth8800
    @lhynettelindenmuth8800 9 років тому +41

    lmao! "so..she must be like...super dirty?"

  • @pauljohnson4083
    @pauljohnson4083 9 років тому +158

    Now imagine having an XC girlfriend.

    • @paulofurtado4925
      @paulofurtado4925 9 років тому +24

      i would imagine ... good stamina!

    • @sultanabran1
      @sultanabran1 9 років тому +38

      Paulo Own i think women stamina has never been the problem for long lasting sex

    • @paulofurtado4925
      @paulofurtado4925 9 років тому +4

      true, and they dont have to "stay in shape" either :)

    • @georgidimitrov8180
      @georgidimitrov8180 8 років тому +16

      now imagine that her calf triple bigger than a man's biceps and :D

    • @RandomUser_online
      @RandomUser_online 5 років тому

      Hot

  • @rutlandcitybikes9729
    @rutlandcitybikes9729 5 місяців тому +1

    You all make humor in the most cleaver of ways! Subliminal info while making people laugh! Genius!!

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld 9 років тому +16

    I like the idea. The acting a a little over the top.

  • @tropfen
    @tropfen 9 років тому +15

    as always great video! Keep up the good work! :D

  • @lohnercyclist2650
    @lohnercyclist2650 9 років тому +13

    my girl friend cleans every spoke of her road bike after every trip...

  • @HorsemanUnknown
    @HorsemanUnknown 8 років тому +51

    Its a weird thing watching your videos. Although the terrain is of course a bit lighter here in England, I've always just ridden to the top, or on the really hard bits I walk. The idea of shuttling is just, strange.

    • @FWCaptain-kv6sm
      @FWCaptain-kv6sm 8 років тому +8

      +HorsemanUnknown shuttling is lazy biking.not mtn biking,posing.

    • @geomichael1
      @geomichael1 8 років тому +8

      I have done it man its hurts like a bitch. But man the leg workout is worth

    • @jsvnm
      @jsvnm 7 років тому +4

      pain helps you evolve

    • @frankmotley9584
      @frankmotley9584 7 років тому +20

      Racewar shuttling is the best way to practice downhill if you're a racer. A 20 mile trail ride and a full day practicing technical descents at basically a 3 minute sprint leaves equally as tired. Some downhill trails are impossible to ride up and the hike would severely diminish the number of runs you have the energy to do. It's a different side of mountain biking but still mountain biking

    • @Simonsays_Sendit
      @Simonsays_Sendit 3 роки тому +1

      Shuttling is pretty specific to downhill mtb. I live in Florida, so you've really gotta to work for your downhill sections. Gotta pedal up first to go down. 😂 That leg workout is the real deal though!! It does kinda sucks you can't descend more than about 40 ft at a time but still! There are so many amazing trails out here!

  • @BeastCoast357
    @BeastCoast357 8 років тому +53

    dream girl

  • @1jackpenner
    @1jackpenner 4 роки тому +2

    My crush mountain bikes.

  • @olroymtbetc.6117
    @olroymtbetc.6117 4 роки тому +1

    Academy award performances by all!!! Too funny, still laughing!!!

  • @RickyHGV
    @RickyHGV 4 роки тому +1

    Better dialogue than stage prequels to be fair

  • @alexcantlow8559
    @alexcantlow8559 7 років тому +14

    still want one we both can do it together that would be the dream and not get a blank expression when you talk about bikes

  • @zoltz1493
    @zoltz1493 9 років тому +1

    "Who wants to be a shuttle bitch?" Cracked me up

  • @WestonNey
    @WestonNey 3 роки тому +3

    It takes me 20 minutes to set up my wheels for tubeless, 2 hours trying to set the wheels with my hand pump, 2 hours calling around to see who has a compressor, and 40 minutes to drive over to their place and set my tires. That’s why it takes me 5 hours.

  • @Fabigelb
    @Fabigelb 8 років тому +26

    It sounds like the perfect girlfriend to me.
    Like that kind of girls, only the have to let me ride too.

  • @maxhavi-faanes4134
    @maxhavi-faanes4134 4 роки тому +6

    damn, he took simp to a new level

  • @xeagleandhawkx
    @xeagleandhawkx 7 років тому +24

    awwwww :c i would actually love to be with this girl

    • @namelessduck1220
      @namelessduck1220 7 років тому

      lol. Are you serius?

    • @riammey
      @riammey 7 років тому +9

      xeagleandhawkx i would too i would ride around with her all of the time and at least i would have somebody to talk too about mountain biking and not boring someone out

    • @namelessduck1220
      @namelessduck1220 7 років тому

      o.o Very logic my friend. Like4U

    • @austinc7.327
      @austinc7.327 7 років тому

      xeagleandhawkx same

    • @1981_Reacts
      @1981_Reacts 7 років тому +3

      me too, she is fun and active cant beat that. What is the alternative? Staying home watching TV and arguing. Dating a girl that is hiker or MBT'er is awesome.

  • @Chilv3r
    @Chilv3r 9 років тому +15

    Want to have a girlfriend like this, love mountainbiking

  • @radoslavslavov1769
    @radoslavslavov1769 4 роки тому +2

    Legend says that mountain biker girls exist

  • @lea_velo
    @lea_velo 9 років тому +6

    Do you think you can upload some subtitles ? (the automatics one are bullshit, thx UA-cam...)
    Cheers

    • @jhonnnis1
      @jhonnnis1 9 років тому

      +Léa Weill learn2english

    • @lea_velo
      @lea_velo 9 років тому +9

      Maybe I am deaf ? Dunno... It's not a matter of knowing english or not...

  • @samhowe2183
    @samhowe2183 9 років тому +186

    That's how my relationship with my parents work.

  • @totaledorbgaming7280
    @totaledorbgaming7280 6 років тому +2

    Favorite video yet

  • @RISECINEMA_
    @RISECINEMA_ 9 років тому +4

    Привет из суровых земель! Спасибо за новое видео!

  • @roundaround2448
    @roundaround2448 7 років тому +3

    if any of you girls match the description, please get in touch!!!

  • @thepatograper2420
    @thepatograper2420 4 роки тому +2

    HAHAHAH!!! So this is how my wife feel

  • @austinc7.327
    @austinc7.327 7 років тому +14

    can you make a. My boyfriend is a mountainbiker

    • @Minecraftrok999
      @Minecraftrok999 5 років тому +4

      This essentially is a "my boyfriend is a mountain biker" video, just with reversed roles in order to show dudes how hard it can be for their girlfriends to live with them.
      I cannot understand why nearly nobody in the comments seems to get that, probably because of ignorance and a lack of self reflection.

    • @senorpants5604
      @senorpants5604 5 років тому +1

      @@Minecraftrok999 I got it.
      But I am a woman, so there's that.

    • @senorpants5604
      @senorpants5604 4 роки тому

      @ryan king why you asking?

  • @Hueyhuman
    @Hueyhuman 9 років тому +1

    Reminded me of Charlie Brown in a way! I loved this video guys! Great job!

  • @liamd01
    @liamd01 7 років тому +8

    Shuttles for parkies and quitters!! :P

  • @vasipro
    @vasipro 5 років тому +1

    1:11 LOL, that is what I do from time to time, although I use an electric one and finish way faster.

  • @masonwhite3728
    @masonwhite3728 4 роки тому +1

    1:11 That’s the same tooth brush as the one I clean my bike with

  • @Tony2x67
    @Tony2x67 5 років тому

    Well done!!! I laughed the entire time 😂

  • @bikebudha01
    @bikebudha01 3 роки тому +1

    "who wants to be shuttle bitch?"... priceless...

  • @MOJOknightify
    @MOJOknightify 9 років тому

    You guys are alive :o

  • @fredericoralmeida
    @fredericoralmeida 3 роки тому

    The Pinkbike Academy Guy 😂😂 #pinkbike #pinkbikeacademy

  • @KD-mm3li
    @KD-mm3li 7 років тому

    that girl in the back just smacks the other out of the way to say more BRAP!!!

  • @naminakata182
    @naminakata182 3 роки тому

    Even 6 years video so good. Just start mountain biking 1 month ago

  • @whitewolfambush4855
    @whitewolfambush4855 7 років тому +4

    I'm a mountain biker and we would just ride together

  • @Evil92Voices
    @Evil92Voices 5 років тому +2

    No Problem, i'll take her :D

  • @pocowoso1436
    @pocowoso1436 5 років тому +1

    i quite enjoyed that

  • @nadiasamer4737
    @nadiasamer4737 9 років тому +1

    This video is fucking beautiful and describes 90% of my lady friends in the sea to sky.

  • @christianlopez4783
    @christianlopez4783 4 роки тому

    You got me bro. I'm subscribed. Trek for ever! 🚲

  • @NoSecondSeason
    @NoSecondSeason 5 років тому +1

    🤭we need more films from you👍

  • @dshakal
    @dshakal 8 місяців тому

    This is so similar to me when I return home after a race on the mountain trails, all beaten up :D

  • @vaibhavsharma5796
    @vaibhavsharma5796 4 роки тому +1

    make a video on life of a paragliding pilot

  • @metallicman711
    @metallicman711 3 роки тому +3

    so thought the guy who convinced him to break up with her was gonna jump in the car at the end

  • @jakeiro8600
    @jakeiro8600 2 роки тому +1

    Casi siempre es al revez :^

  • @OscarCampoMusic
    @OscarCampoMusic 4 роки тому +2

    Mountain Bike ladies are just magic female creatures that are in the other síde over the rainbaw. Like a Lord Of The Ring's Elf.

  • @IPS0125
    @IPS0125 9 років тому

    You guys NEED one for Cyclocross!

  • @Rottedfrombush
    @Rottedfrombush 9 років тому

    Great video guys! And this is why I'm single!

  • @JerryBlizzard
    @JerryBlizzard 9 років тому +1

    This mountain biker girl sounds like the perfect lady for me. All of her friends also, that have bikes. We have the same interests. her bike for her & my bike for me. Sounds like a perfect relationship; a clan of mountain bikers.

  • @hawkeye7862
    @hawkeye7862 7 років тому

    Me and my girl shred together 🤙

  • @mountaingoat2866
    @mountaingoat2866 3 роки тому

    This is spot on

  • @danielcoy9147
    @danielcoy9147 4 роки тому

    She drives a trooper, I’m sold

  • @InfinityXerox
    @InfinityXerox 6 років тому +4

    The script, cinematography, and content is genius but the acting could use a little help.

  • @dananapolitano992
    @dananapolitano992 5 років тому

    reading these comments it makes it seem like the only mountain biker lool

  • @tikkilie
    @tikkilie 9 років тому

    yeah a new Video! I love it, but i love your how To Be a ... Video's even more :)

  • @PCBrett
    @PCBrett 9 років тому +1

    You guys should do how to be a referee!

  • @abarracuda927
    @abarracuda927 5 років тому +2

    5 hours on tubeless tires

  • @nickshurtleff
    @nickshurtleff 4 роки тому

    Okayyyyy. It does not take 5 hours to set up tubeless tires 😂

  • @slowcheetah24
    @slowcheetah24 9 років тому

    LOL this video is spot on!

  • @petermitchell5240
    @petermitchell5240 2 роки тому

    This is brilliant

  • @tommylau7457
    @tommylau7457 8 років тому +1

    i love brappin more than yappin

  • @shreyanshtyagi42
    @shreyanshtyagi42 3 роки тому +1

    Now I know why I am single....

  • @jamespakan4914
    @jamespakan4914 3 роки тому

    Some say that man is still yelling till this fay.

  • @ashaameen9361
    @ashaameen9361 5 років тому +1

    Got one

  • @AKARazorback
    @AKARazorback 4 роки тому

    I bet she makes real good use of that dropper post, eh? Gotta get that pump...

  • @vt6spd
    @vt6spd 3 роки тому

    Hahaha. this was awesome

  • @coltsgotluck6518
    @coltsgotluck6518 3 роки тому

    Sounds like the dream girl

  • @kolbywoods3300
    @kolbywoods3300 3 роки тому

    This dude sounds like my wife 🤣

  • @dkipu266
    @dkipu266 3 роки тому +1

    ROFL...I love dating mtb women, but I ride the trails with them. What's not to like, they're the best.

  • @14manny24show
    @14manny24show 9 років тому +6

    Of course, if you're a GUY, you wouldn't find this very funny, it's good to see this situation from the "other side" :)

    • @j_manoffical6825
      @j_manoffical6825 6 років тому

      14manny24show Not when you are a MTBiker

    • @eacorion
      @eacorion 5 років тому

      There are no 👩 in mtb! it‘s a lie

  • @republic-ld3hq
    @republic-ld3hq 7 років тому

    She rides her bike like she rides me

  • @gabrielsteele4725
    @gabrielsteele4725 9 років тому

    ifht is the bomb dot com!!!!!!

  • @leonkane8240
    @leonkane8240 3 роки тому

    Yeah this happens all the time everywhere! It epidemic!

  • @MarshallsLife
    @MarshallsLife 3 роки тому +1

    I wish I had friends

  • @professorchaosX94
    @professorchaosX94 5 років тому +2

    Mtb women are like shiny charizard cards.

  • @SavedbyHim
    @SavedbyHim 9 років тому

    Brilliant!

  • @LittleJoe6
    @LittleJoe6 4 роки тому

    We need one of these for us girls who road bike

  • @esinduhije1
    @esinduhije1 5 років тому

    Love the video,

  • @HAZNATIONBIKES
    @HAZNATIONBIKES 7 років тому

    hahaha this is me to a tee!

  • @UndoubtedlyMick
    @UndoubtedlyMick 9 років тому

    I'm still waiting for awkward encounters 3! It was funny then it will be super funny now.

  • @DesertRunner602
    @DesertRunner602 4 роки тому +2

    He doesn't go on romantic dates with his girlfriend, so he goes on dates with his friends

  • @texgranger8650
    @texgranger8650 3 роки тому

    Anyone else watching this for like the fifth time??

  • @gearbox1858
    @gearbox1858 4 роки тому

    Great acting