Joe Rogan on Woman Who Called Cops on 8-year-old for Selling Water

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  • @bkim22188
    @bkim22188 4 роки тому +15596

    To middle age housewives, 911 is a customer service line.

    • @benskurbe
      @benskurbe 4 роки тому +196

      brian kim underrated comment my guy, I would like it twice if I could

    • @6ixtraordinary
      @6ixtraordinary 4 роки тому +65

      Ben Skurbe dont worry bro i gotchu

    • @RealTakerslady
      @RealTakerslady 4 роки тому +78

      brian kim Middle Ages white housewives 😂

    • @MaxiTheManiac
      @MaxiTheManiac 4 роки тому +95

      Can confirm. overweight housewives are pure anger

    • @JAMAICAN876
      @JAMAICAN876 4 роки тому +7

      brian kim 😂😂😂😂

  • @Anthem127
    @Anthem127 5 років тому +4300

    Miserable people don’t like to see others happy.

    • @emittlame8095
      @emittlame8095 4 роки тому +21

      I used to be like that. I was quite a loser.

    • @Major_Nuance
      @Major_Nuance 4 роки тому +48

      Heyy, I'm miserable. But I still want others to be happy.

    • @merncat75
      @merncat75 4 роки тому +17

      Misery Loves company!!

    • @merncat75
      @merncat75 4 роки тому +6

      @@Major_Nuance
      You must not be an assh*le.. most people are.

    • @SH19922x
      @SH19922x 4 роки тому

      Lol the little nigga was taking town water and selling it, theyre as stupid as each other, he was selling everyones water back to them after they already paid for it Lol

  • @beanboy3218
    @beanboy3218 5 років тому +5513

    I believe we refer to these women as "Karen"

    • @lesliekendall9902
      @lesliekendall9902 4 роки тому +70

      Not all of us. Some people just call them c@#$s like they are!!!

    • @damnitbobby4383
      @damnitbobby4383 4 роки тому +64

      Leslie Kendall nigga what?

    • @yodaone5764
      @yodaone5764 4 роки тому +10

      That's clever...I'm gonna use that.
      Like Chad and Tyrone

    • @SamC77
      @SamC77 4 роки тому +8

      Karen? Which movie started this??

    • @Overton_Windows
      @Overton_Windows 4 роки тому +5

      Or Becky

  • @jcjc8896
    @jcjc8896 2 роки тому +35

    We need more young people doing positive stuff - always encourage that come on lady

  • @sanfranla9039
    @sanfranla9039 6 років тому +10586

    911 is for emergencies not for insecurities

    • @will201084
      @will201084 6 років тому +125

      SANFRAN LA or for getting minorities executed

    • @nopenope9984
      @nopenope9984 6 років тому +60

      will201084 no minority has ever committed a crime. Ever.
      Never.

    • @killabillyhouse8802
      @killabillyhouse8802 6 років тому +14

      SANFRAN LA agreed there are numbers you can call to report minor incidences. If cops saw her they wouldnt have gave it a second thought or would given the mother a warning.

    • @thedarknight5714
      @thedarknight5714 6 років тому +13

      Fuck off with your ignorant, unproven libtard bullshit.

    • @trennahs4322
      @trennahs4322 6 років тому +4

      Socialism Sucks ikr!

  • @Lockandkey45
    @Lockandkey45 5 років тому +6584

    911 needs a joke department where dumb calls are sent to and they send clowns instead of cops give clowns some jobs lol 😂

    • @officialsheezybung9777
      @officialsheezybung9777 5 років тому +382

      That would be fuckin hilarious

    • @soulmate702000
      @soulmate702000 5 років тому +139

      Cops would have to work then anyway being called out to clowns turning up on peoples doorsteps and getting shot, Just sayin.

    • @raffgiddy8815
      @raffgiddy8815 5 років тому +3

      Fax thoooooo😅😅😅😅😅🤣

    • @tobiasjanssen4129
      @tobiasjanssen4129 5 років тому +8

      Great Idea!!! Truly.

    • @Nob0dyN0w
      @Nob0dyN0w 5 років тому +17

      Thats actually a really good idea

  • @Jimbo386000
    @Jimbo386000 6 років тому +2485

    “If you don’t think that’s a choke hold, let me put you in it and see how long you last.” Best quote.

    • @samwheadon1624
      @samwheadon1624 5 років тому +4

      James Corcoran lmao so true

    • @dhotnessmcawesome9747
      @dhotnessmcawesome9747 5 років тому

      Right!

    • @daverobson3084
      @daverobson3084 5 років тому +4

      Kind of shoots himself in the foot a bit by continually saying" esophagus" as it is the " trachea" that is in front and the pipe that one wishes to obstruct for a choke anyway( trachea carries air to the lungs, esophagus carries food and water to the stomach). Not that Joe couldn't choke a fool out, but continually referring to the "esophagus" just does't hep him sound knowledgeable.

    • @dhotnessmcawesome9747
      @dhotnessmcawesome9747 5 років тому +27

      @@daverobson3084Doesn't help him sound knowledgeable about anatomy, sure. If I don't know what a coniferous forest is, but I know all about the animals living in it and I knowledge gap it and call it a carnivorous forest (Yikes!) that just means I shouldn't tell people about forests.

    • @daverobson3084
      @daverobson3084 5 років тому +1

      @@dhotnessmcawesome9747
      This is more like claiming expertise in logging said type of forest, but continually calling the pine trees in the forests "deciduous". It makes one question the claimants knowledge about the forests, but, doesn't really mean that they are not skilled at cutting the trees in it down in a swift, safe, and efficient manner.

  • @billyhendrix5544
    @billyhendrix5544 3 роки тому +82

    Best statement ever. "If you don't think it's a choke hold then let me put you in it"

    • @Coiletron
      @Coiletron 2 роки тому

      Can hear those murdering cops and their copsuckers trembling at the thought of having that shit done to them. Cowards hate it when their bullshit gets turned on them

    • @debbylou5729
      @debbylou5729 2 роки тому +1

      My neighbor kept saying the collar on my Rottweiler didn’t work. We had one of those invisible electric fences. I asked if she’d like to put it on to show me. She must’ve heard the doorbell, because she left quickly

  • @youngcowboy6594
    @youngcowboy6594 4 роки тому +5932

    It's not because the little girl was black, it's because she was selling water and not Diet Coke

    • @kaien800
      @kaien800 4 роки тому +65

      explosions in the distance

    • @ChuckstaGaming
      @ChuckstaGaming 4 роки тому +14

      lol

    • @gagefraw3182
      @gagefraw3182 4 роки тому +61

      My mom wishes to speak to your superior.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 4 роки тому +32

      Ironically, Diet Coke is FATTENING, causing people to gain 1 lb./week

    • @youngcowboy6594
      @youngcowboy6594 4 роки тому +20

      @@SovereignStatesman exactly

  • @JonathonTaylor623
    @JonathonTaylor623 4 роки тому +5584

    A little girl maybe 10 sells lemonade on the house next to mine almost everyday during the summer, I usually run by her all the time and I always buy some, well this one woman drives by and I hear her arguing with the mom and the woman ended up calling the cops and when they got there, the cops bought some lemonade and told the woman to go home and worry about their own business 😂 I laughed

    • @Lucianato2
      @Lucianato2 4 роки тому +57

      * home. There! That's better. Good story, bro - minus the spelling error.

    • @JonathonTaylor623
      @JonathonTaylor623 4 роки тому +60

      Follow the Sun oh well 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

    • @Lucianato2
      @Lucianato2 4 роки тому +8

      @@JonathonTaylor623 good job!

    • @ReALiTeeChEkk
      @ReALiTeeChEkk 4 роки тому +39

      How can they argue if the woman is just driving by ? Why were you there long enough to see the cops come ? Your story sounds like bs.

    • @MoneyBoyCJ
      @MoneyBoyCJ 4 роки тому +273

      ReALiTeeChEkk your trying way to hard to disprove the story to the point where it doesn’t make sense, why were they there long enough to see that cops come? They clearly said it was right next to there house. And you can still drive by and then stop your car and argue? Common sense man you should get some of it.

  • @KevonialJemonathoy
    @KevonialJemonathoy 5 років тому +910

    Joe “We see ya boo” Rogan

  • @yungtobz2588
    @yungtobz2588 3 роки тому +61

    I love how Joe Rogan isnt afraid to voice out his opinion

    • @mattalley4330
      @mattalley4330 3 роки тому +5

      Im with you. I dont always agree with him but respect how he gives zero Fs about the PC Brigade.

    • @fuglyMugly
      @fuglyMugly 3 роки тому

      Because he can and dont give a fuck

    • @KermitOfWar
      @KermitOfWar 2 роки тому +1

      Ha, this aged well. Did you all not see Joe's apology video for saying the "n" word in middle school?🤣

    • @gabagool_ovahere
      @gabagool_ovahere 2 роки тому

      @@KermitOfWar 🤣🤣

    • @kaneda956
      @kaneda956 2 роки тому

      hell yeah.. shit im surprised he hasnt gotten cancelled with ppl being offended by everything now a days

  • @Jicko1560
    @Jicko1560 5 років тому +6165

    Its not because she's black, it's because there's no calories in water

    • @satengyakee7879
      @satengyakee7879 5 років тому +110

      She wanted good ol merican corn syrup. That's shit is in everything in the states

    • @vitaminc2161
      @vitaminc2161 5 років тому +54

      Ikr? Who wants tasteless drink like plain water? This is sarcastic btw. Body acceptance people... Please don't eat me.

    • @nativeamerican3189
      @nativeamerican3189 5 років тому +18

      LUCKY c. This comment made me thirsty for a cold glass of water. Nobody tell water Wendy over here. 😂

    • @XAVIER4703
      @XAVIER4703 5 років тому +7

      Feel like she doesn't drink water

    • @mockingmicah5045
      @mockingmicah5045 5 років тому +3

      Jicko1560 too funny 😂

  • @unm0vedm0ver
    @unm0vedm0ver 4 роки тому +4469

    "the problem is people say black people and white people instead of just people....so this little black girl..."

    • @lyrimetacurl0
      @lyrimetacurl0 4 роки тому +88

      Lol

    • @Raphael_.-
      @Raphael_.- 4 роки тому +459

      That was just to clarify, I didn't have a clue that the 8-year-old was black. Normally I'd say that it isn't important but in the US it sadly is and I think that's why he said that: it's important background information. Besides, the video title doesn't say that the 8-year-old is black, so he acts upon what he said ^^

    • @blaynegreiner9365
      @blaynegreiner9365 4 роки тому +121

      Don't be disingenuous. Don't act like you don't know that it was being used to broach the topic on whether or not the call was racially motivated.

    • @unm0vedm0ver
      @unm0vedm0ver 4 роки тому +103

      @@blaynegreiner9365 just pointing out something funny. Didn't imbue my comment with any meaning. You're giving it a lot of meaning though.

    • @blaynegreiner9365
      @blaynegreiner9365 4 роки тому +36

      @@unm0vedm0ver I'm giving it the meaning that every reader but you sees when they read it. We don't have access to your mind to know how serious, or not, you are being.

  • @seriousdopamine4404
    @seriousdopamine4404 5 років тому +617

    Shes on the phone with the police about an 8 year old selling water.
    Meanwhile...theres someone trying to get ahold of the police for life threatening issues and they're getting a busy signal.

    • @yomamz7351
      @yomamz7351 5 років тому +40

      It actually dont work that way bud but good point regardless

    • @danielbrown140
      @danielbrown140 5 років тому

      More like file a police report for insurance reasons...

    • @dmack47yo
      @dmack47yo 4 роки тому +5

      Yo Mamz eh that can be argued in certain parts of the country

    • @Aethelbeorn
      @Aethelbeorn 4 роки тому

      It's a non emergency number kind of phone call. Extreme regardless.

    • @a.banana
      @a.banana 4 роки тому +3

      @Doug Smithart
      Why do you have to mention "black people" jesus christ just say "people" you don't need to make this about race.

  • @samhaine9167
    @samhaine9167 3 роки тому +38

    Joe Rogan saying "we see you boo" is forever etched in my brain.

  • @ShoNuffKMW
    @ShoNuffKMW 6 років тому +2359

    3:50 "most people shaped like that don't feel good - they're upset at stuff."
    ^LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MustyUnderboob
      @MustyUnderboob 6 років тому +9

      Bullshit!!!. . . I pick my battles. ;)

    • @666Sacer
      @666Sacer 6 років тому +16

      True shit!

    • @lexluthore6065
      @lexluthore6065 6 років тому +6

      Krys so true

    • @Bubajumba
      @Bubajumba 6 років тому +14

      You become what you eat, eat alot a shit you will feel alot of shit :D

    • @Seamo57
      @Seamo57 6 років тому +34

      Krys Well it’s actually a fact, people who don’t exercise don’t produce the same chemicals in their brain, therefore they feel depressed. It’s actually amazing I’ve gone through the same thing in my own life where I stopped exercising, gained weight… Then I started lifting and working out again and it’s amazing how much your brain will actually change the way you think just by that alone

  • @pabl0sauced0
    @pabl0sauced0 4 роки тому +1847

    Joe Rogan said "we see you boo" my day has been made😂😂😂

    • @DannyDoggedYou
      @DannyDoggedYou 4 роки тому +6

      Pablo Saucedo fr😂😂😂😂

    • @zachtaylor9724
      @zachtaylor9724 4 роки тому +28

      “Bitch, let me put you in that, it’s a fuckin choke hold” 😂😂

    • @Lipton3373
      @Lipton3373 4 роки тому +7

      Krom bob Shut up

    • @AgingsAProblemFPS
      @AgingsAProblemFPS 4 роки тому +1

      @Sir ManIf your rights to free speech were violated would you start your own nation?

    • @AgingsAProblemFPS
      @AgingsAProblemFPS 4 роки тому

      ​@Live Jewelry Where? All habitable land is pretty much owned by the government.

  • @MrZpeloquin
    @MrZpeloquin 4 роки тому +4305

    That's hilarious because working for Amazon I dealt with a lot of middle-aged Housewives and they are exactly like that😂😂

    • @rogertorrez1798
      @rogertorrez1798 4 роки тому +15

      😂

    • @tinasmith9998
      @tinasmith9998 4 роки тому +179

      OMG I’m a middle age housewife. I’m gonna keep an eye on myself.

    • @willissudweeks1050
      @willissudweeks1050 4 роки тому +115

      It's because it's not good to stay at home all day. You go nuts. I grew up in a neighborhood where the mom's usually just tended to the house and a lot were really nutty.

    • @MrZpeloquin
      @MrZpeloquin 4 роки тому +74

      Yeah I literally have a "Karen" who lives right under me.. I mean she's not a mom, but she works from home and barley leaves the house.... So shes always complaining to the landlord about the most petty things.
      They're Everywhere!!!. 😂😭

    • @jl-vk8kd
      @jl-vk8kd 4 роки тому +17

      @@tinasmith9998 thank you

  • @terryt643
    @terryt643 3 роки тому +63

    I work in retail and we got to deal with idiots like that every day, They think that they are entitled to talk to you like shit and then expect you to run around getting what they want.
    Its almost like they have to piss someone off every day so they feel better for having a shit life.
    But on the other hand some people are really nice and i will go out of my way for them.
    As someone once said
    It's nice to be nice

    • @dayleclarke4433
      @dayleclarke4433 3 роки тому +1

      @Ma. Bernadette Domogma they do it because they know they'll get away with it. When I was on the returns desk it was the best shift because I got to wind these people up.
      When somebody threatens or phones the police for something that isn't a threat to them its a threat of violence from them. Power for cowards.

    • @deedsmillar6056
      @deedsmillar6056 3 роки тому +2

      they are like that because kharma is already kicking their ass.

    • @essentialeccentricstudio2802
      @essentialeccentricstudio2802 3 роки тому +2

      Being nice goes a long way, I work in a grocery store, if someone who is nice needs help, I'm more than happy to help.

    • @nancyrubio5969
      @nancyrubio5969 2 роки тому

      @@dayleclarke4433 They act like decent people when they are on vacation or out of the country. But they shit and treat customer service employers in the US like 2nd class citizens. I deal with moms like that all the time in California.
      I lost my temper one day. Mom called the cops of course. 🙄

    • @graciecat5540
      @graciecat5540 2 роки тому

      U get what u give in life.

  • @kellygalloway9323
    @kellygalloway9323 5 років тому +2431

    Joe "we see you boo" rogan

    • @GentlemanJasper
      @GentlemanJasper 5 років тому +6

      ??

    • @bonganimazibuko1901
      @bonganimazibuko1901 5 років тому +12

      I caught that boo

    • @prpwnage9296
      @prpwnage9296 5 років тому +14

      ​@@GentlemanJasperHE SAYS THAT IN THIS VIDEO HENCE THE QUOTES WHY ????????

    • @GentlemanJasper
      @GentlemanJasper 5 років тому +13

      @@prpwnage9296 i was high when i watched this vid. I was just confused cuz my high hehe 😅

    • @ghostalk2em159
      @ghostalk2em159 5 років тому +1

      Bongani Mazibuko it's a thing everyone does on his videos

  • @todo870
    @todo870 4 роки тому +2441

    “Most people that are shaped like that don’t feel good” lmao

    • @kilolacerte7363
      @kilolacerte7363 4 роки тому +7

      L0000000L

    • @TxDuallyNation
      @TxDuallyNation 4 роки тому +12

      😂😂😂I love it...Rogan for President

    • @Honey_Retro
      @Honey_Retro 4 роки тому +61

      As a person that’s over weight I do agree with him on that. I’m overweight and i feel like shit

    • @BerbinKing
      @BerbinKing 4 роки тому +9

      SJWS TRIGGERED

    • @cheperez1337
      @cheperez1337 4 роки тому +1

      Subtle yet effective

  • @the_jones528
    @the_jones528 5 років тому +711

    Let's play a game: How many managers has she asked for?

  • @ionicx12gamer34
    @ionicx12gamer34 3 роки тому +234

    Joe: “Problem with white people and black people is that we say white people and black people when they are just people”
    (5 seconds later)
    Joe: “so this white women called the police on an 8 year old BLACK girl” 🤣🤣🤣 joe man

    • @iamrenvik1522
      @iamrenvik1522 3 роки тому +6

      Brilliant I never picked up on that good catch dude

    • @hellboundrubber4448
      @hellboundrubber4448 3 роки тому +31

      He's making the comment based on the Headline. Media has no other category, he made his statement to say it's a limitation with no solution to say anything different than White and Black. 5 sec later went over your head. He's not being hypocritical if that's what you're saying. He pointed it out in the First place.

    • @ha142
      @ha142 3 роки тому

      I was just going to comment this but had to check if someone beat me to it.

    • @ramirogarza3rd
      @ramirogarza3rd 3 роки тому +1

      To make a point

    • @nayannbg6314
      @nayannbg6314 3 роки тому

      Lol good catch😂 but sincerely it is normal to call white or black but this PC thing attaching stigma to it has made things so bad. If this goes on we won't be able to describe someone being PC

  • @wesleyd.7433
    @wesleyd.7433 5 років тому +9883

    She wouldn't have called the cops if the lil girl was selling Twinkies and Pizza.
    EDIT: wow i cant believe 9,000 thumbs up. Thank you

    • @OverproofMMA
      @OverproofMMA 5 років тому +267

      Hell, if she was selling soda instead of water

    • @dawolf856
      @dawolf856 5 років тому +31

      LMAO.... hmmmm 🤔

    • @qmulus1
      @qmulus1 5 років тому +353

      If the girl was selling fruit and salads, the lady probably would have shot her.

    • @RealBondo
      @RealBondo 5 років тому +26

      qmulus1 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @miketheyunggod2534
      @miketheyunggod2534 5 років тому +4

      Wes Soflomia lol

  • @thedemigodrequis3626
    @thedemigodrequis3626 6 років тому +2938

    "Most people who are shaped like that don't feel good" 😂😂😂

    • @phanatic215
      @phanatic215 5 років тому +121

      Fat, insecure, and mad at the world because no man wants to deal with them.

    • @incognitox9551
      @incognitox9551 5 років тому +21

      Dude I read this when Joe said it 😂

    • @davidgrindle5321
      @davidgrindle5321 5 років тому +77

      Legendary super Saiyan Broly I’ve met fat angry women of many races. Also met sweet fat white ladys. It ain’t the race, it’s the mindset

    • @theoriginalheartstrummer
      @theoriginalheartstrummer 5 років тому +10

      It's true. Their bodies are under so much stress just dealing with basic survival because all systems are strained. They breathe more shallowly, find it hard to still their mind... the list goes on. This is of course different to being a cunt to others, but it's a fact of the organism that when systems under stress it's more difficult to have well-being.

    • @galbeeyutdmok651
      @galbeeyutdmok651 5 років тому +13

      @@leftheodo Imagine being so ignorant that you believe the majority of Africans are fighting lions.
      Get off your high horse and stop crying.

  • @andreiarca3024
    @andreiarca3024 5 років тому +1315

    "Whatever happened to: hey I've got some apples, would you like to buy them? Yes, thank you. That's as complicated as it should be to open a business in the country." - Ron Swanson

    • @Freedomfighter76239
      @Freedomfighter76239 5 років тому +24

      I’ll take some apples

    • @forman208
      @forman208 5 років тому +20

      Well I got her number, how do you like them apples?

    • @MrYouarethecancer
      @MrYouarethecancer 5 років тому +60

      Government happened

    • @van.deaux.1694
      @van.deaux.1694 5 років тому +8

      Fucking facts

    • @74daddi
      @74daddi 5 років тому +3

      @@forman208 good movie, not applicable though

  • @theblock2424
    @theblock2424 3 роки тому +19

    I appreciate Joe’s fairness

  • @Jorge-he6im
    @Jorge-he6im 4 роки тому +717

    You should be fined for calling the cops for somwrhing like that
    EDITED: fo ,;'

    • @bambusbjorn3756
      @bambusbjorn3756 4 роки тому +90

      Here in Germany you have to pay a high fine for calling the police without a legit purpose.

    • @Qucemi
      @Qucemi 4 роки тому +13

      @@bambusbjorn3756 I think it's pretty standard across whole Europe

    • @matschrepf
      @matschrepf 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah here in Australia you will get in shit for calling 000 if it's not an emergency. If you want to call someone due to something that's not right but it's not harming anyone then call your local police station and tell them. Don't call 000/911 unless someone is in danger.

    • @trulsdirio
      @trulsdirio 4 роки тому

      @@bambusbjorn3756 Aber rechtlich gesehen hatte sie ja Recht damit dass das Mädchen es nicht gedurft hätte. Daher ist der Anruf rechtlich gerechtfertigt und damit kein Missbrauch des Notrufes.

    • @DanRaidersWarriorsSharksGiants
      @DanRaidersWarriorsSharksGiants 4 роки тому +4

      I like the story about the woman who called 911 because she didn’t get enough chicken in her meal.hahaha

  • @WesleyAPEX
    @WesleyAPEX 6 років тому +4182

    Only in America would you need a permit to have a lemonade stand lmao

    • @chinchilla0708
      @chinchilla0708 6 років тому +381

      You technically do but in a neighborhood where most people are friends you can look past that and just have fun. Children should get the experience of working early on and it wouldn't affect anyone

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 6 років тому +254

      There have been a couple of earlier cases of kids getting hassled for selling lemonade without a permit. In those, iirc, it was a cop who did it. It's an insane thing to do. Lemonade stands are practically an American tradition.

    • @ericshun2552
      @ericshun2552 6 років тому +140

      I kinda understand unsealed homemade lemonade, no one inspects that stuff and really young kids can put harmful stuff sometimes unintentionally. Hell my little cousin thoght the flour was suger and put it in my coffee one day by mistake so I kinda get it. However calling the cops over a child selling SEALED bottles of water seems excessive.

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 6 років тому +25

      eric shun Kids didn't used to put harmful things in stuff. I can think of one case that made the news where kids intentionally tried to poison their teacher by putting something in her coffee but that happened fairly recently and they got caught.
      If you're gonna suspect anyone who offers you something that didn't come prepackaged--btw, plenty of commercially made, prepackaged things have been contaminated at the factory--then you can never eat out or buy produce at a farmer's market or even a grocery store or cake/pie at a bake sale since you don't know who might have put something harmful in/on it. Even fast food restaurants have had issues, including employees dropping food on the floor and still serving it to people.

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 6 років тому +19

      eric shun And, yes, threatening to call the cops on a child selling bottled water is insane. This woman with her own business essentially tried to shut down a child who was trying to run her own little business. There's something truly noteworthy about that alone.

  • @sincitychris
    @sincitychris 4 роки тому +778

    “Most people shaped like that don’t feel good” LMAOOOO

    • @jw045
      @jw045 4 роки тому +11

      It’s the sad truth tho 😂😂

    • @Paul-vk6ed
      @Paul-vk6ed 4 роки тому +2

      Lol, You carry around a needless fifty pound dumbbell all day and see how irritable you feel come supper time

    • @skyblue9991
      @skyblue9991 4 роки тому +1

      Damn... I don't even know if that's funny. 😬

    • @inaaronshead7331
      @inaaronshead7331 4 роки тому

      Sadly my podgey egg gut agrees...
      🤣😂😅💀

    • @perievonpeggie1341
      @perievonpeggie1341 4 роки тому +2

      @@skyblue9991 it's not funny at all. I haven't slept in hours.
      It's pure horror, swept, along with the crisps you fancy but can't reach...coz and all, under the bed.
      It's searingly real
      So much so, that I won't sear a healthy, handy bit of salmon but instead, I'll sweat and stare at anyone who pudge-judges my fatuous lipid grudges against myself and all the brownpaper stains I like.
      People have steamed fish lots of times and been happy. So what!...well..serial killers are happy too and eat yoghurt and read decent Russian literature (exclusively, as we all know) and yet the imagined lake of discontent is still...the sad lardy lads and lasses won't trouble that, or any other lake's, surface tension for that matter..
      Ah pity them sure, because they know no butter,
      the sighs of them...the size of them...

  • @richardark1818
    @richardark1818 3 роки тому +17

    I honestly have so much respect for Joe Rogan i cant even express it, people like him make me have some hope on humanity.

  • @trentsimmons343
    @trentsimmons343 6 років тому +1617

    I'm fat, always upset at stuff.

    • @pfranks75
      @pfranks75 6 років тому +61

      Trent Simmons - Don’t put yourself down, I’ve lost 50 lbs and I still get upset about petty things.

    • @mraveragejoe8716
      @mraveragejoe8716 6 років тому +40

      I've lost 50 picograms and I feel great now.

    • @lelouchvibritannia4028
      @lelouchvibritannia4028 6 років тому +6

      Then why don't you work hard to lose weight?

    • @trentsimmons343
      @trentsimmons343 6 років тому +65

      @@lelouchvibritannia4028 because sarcasm is easier than running, and gets you about the same amount of girls

    • @lelouchvibritannia4028
      @lelouchvibritannia4028 6 років тому +19

      @@trentsimmons343 No it doesn't. Girls appreciate it if you work hard to look good and stay in shape. Girls claim that they don't care about looks, but that's bullshit. I have no sympathy for fat people since you don't want to get on the treadmill like the rest of us.

  • @concentratecorner1744
    @concentratecorner1744 6 років тому +782

    That lady was associated with a Medical marijuana brand, she got her company blacklisted from like every dispensary lmao..

    • @alyxskyler
      @alyxskyler 6 років тому +14

      Concentrate Corner What was the company name?? Was she a normal worker or one of the head people??

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 років тому +2

      Hahahaha

    • @jfm79
      @jfm79 5 років тому +82

      @biscuit that's a fucking job? Where the fuck do I sign up?

    • @sly5999
      @sly5999 5 років тому +65

      @@alyxskyler She was CEO and the company asked for her resignation. She actually did resign, avoiding her the shame of being fired.

    • @kerrisepulveda7753
      @kerrisepulveda7753 5 років тому +23

      @biscuit I thought pot was supposed to chill you out.

  • @ImADolphin
    @ImADolphin 5 років тому +615

    She's probably just one of those "can I speak to your manager" type people.

    • @komlat253
      @komlat253 5 років тому +22

      U mean ,u sure she was born with the name Karen but change it later so no one would know?

    • @CGoody564
      @CGoody564 5 років тому +4

      I would ask for a manager if the salesperson isnt competent or lying to me. Nothing wrong with that

    • @millenjaswal8478
      @millenjaswal8478 5 років тому +8

      She's more of a "can I speak the the police" type of person

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 5 років тому +7

      @@CGoody564 found the Male version of what OP said haha

    • @CGoody564
      @CGoody564 5 років тому +5

      @@robosing225 because there's nothing wrong with doing what OP said. If you think there is, you're a moron. There's only a problem when you do it over petty shit for little reason.

  • @Fotosynthesis858
    @Fotosynthesis858 2 роки тому +4

    There should be a law against people who waste law enforcements time with these ridiculous accusations.

  • @masterpiecelacquers2766
    @masterpiecelacquers2766 5 років тому +686

    Each state needs a misuse of 911 law.
    ",yup were here....no not to ticket the girl selling water to give you $1000 ticket for wasting police resources"

    • @timothysmith876
      @timothysmith876 5 років тому +1

      Greg Rohs TRUE!!

    • @bruhmomento3105
      @bruhmomento3105 5 років тому +95

      @rgtrooper13 Racist old man detected.

    • @barryallen9466
      @barryallen9466 5 років тому +52

      @rgtrooper13 maybe old people should just die already so we can drop this whole "racism" thing...

    • @barryallen9466
      @barryallen9466 5 років тому +44

      @rgtrooper13 the ignorance is strong with this one. I'm not even close to being apart of a minority, so I dont know who you think you're talking to with the "control yourselves" bit. The country would be much better off without all you old headed bigots

    • @barryallen9466
      @barryallen9466 5 років тому +38

      @rgtrooper13 I'm not even American. 0/2 there Jack. I'm not "offended" for another race. bigoted people are just incredibly stupid and i can't stand to see them attempt proper discourse.

  • @Noreb
    @Noreb 4 роки тому +268

    "let me put you in it and see how long you last" - ufc fighters dealing with abusive cops would definitely make some cops think twice

    • @Jason-im3pz
      @Jason-im3pz 4 роки тому +17

      That's the thing about guns, they don't care how well ya can fight...

    • @Petergonzalezcomedy
      @Petergonzalezcomedy 4 роки тому +2

      @@Jason-im3pz you are not reaching for your gun when you have 10 seconds until your circulation is cut off and lights out

    • @Jason-im3pz
      @Jason-im3pz 4 роки тому +1

      @@Petergonzalezcomedy I'm not saying there aren't people that can handle that situation barehanded, just in general the gunman comes out on top.

    • @Petergonzalezcomedy
      @Petergonzalezcomedy 4 роки тому +2

      @@Jason-im3pz but how many people do you see just carrying a gun out in public like that? it takes a very specific kind of bitch to do that all day

    • @Jason-im3pz
      @Jason-im3pz 4 роки тому +13

      @@Petergonzalezcomedy how many people carry a gun in public? Oh you know just the cops that we were talking about.

  • @shoaibahmed81
    @shoaibahmed81 5 років тому +953

    Joe Rogan is a real man for always speaking the truth and recognizing the problems in our community

    • @PR-xm5zc
      @PR-xm5zc 5 років тому +20

      @Lucas Cruz your comment shows exactly how ignorant you are.🤦‍♂️

    • @PR-xm5zc
      @PR-xm5zc 5 років тому +16

      @Lucas Cruz I also dont think you realize how much your words revealed about your self in that comment😏

    • @traww9537
      @traww9537 5 років тому +10

      Lucas Cruz settle down big dog

    • @traww9537
      @traww9537 5 років тому +8

      Lucas Cruz they ain’t gonna do shit lol it’s UA-cam man anonymous comments usually don’t lead to much bro they’re prob not gonna reply anymore

    • @BennyNegroFromQueens
      @BennyNegroFromQueens 5 років тому

      @@PR-xm5zc how the fuck would you know that hes not on to a point?

  • @amitrana7915
    @amitrana7915 2 роки тому +1

    Joe Rogan is a real man for always speaking the truth and recognizing the problems....Hats off

  • @j.cova28
    @j.cova28 4 роки тому +302

    The face he makes when he says ”selling water without a permit hmm” 😂😂

  • @shawntannehill
    @shawntannehill 6 років тому +328

    I had 2 girls selling lemonade by my house. I gave them each a $5 bill just for doing it. I was happy to see kids doing something I did as a kid.

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 6 років тому +1

      but were they making noise and cussing right in front of your house for several hours? I doubt it. Still, the lady should've stayed in her house and called the cops instead of comfronting them and making an ass out of herself.

    • @AUZlE
      @AUZlE 6 років тому +15

      If they are in front of my house and being disruptive, I'll go out and talk to them.
      However, if they are in front of their own house and being loud... it's rude but it's their space to do it in.
      Might still go down and be a nice neighbor about it... wait... I'm getting too far into this... I really enjoy my life and really don't give a shit if a kid is having a good time outside and being loud at my expense for a couple hours, I have the fortunate circumstance to have all sorts of time and space to myself. Have at it kiddos.

    • @MoeGunz
      @MoeGunz 6 років тому +3

      Shawn Tannehill did you check their permits thought?

    • @oppie2363
      @oppie2363 6 років тому +17

      Hugo Stiglitz If your response to someone being noisy - during the middle of the day, near a baseball stadium with a game going on - is to call the cops, you're a shitty* person, plain and simple. Put some fucking* headphones in and go about your day without ruining someone else's.
      *And no, cussing isn't a good reason to call the cops either, you fucking doucheweasel.

    • @heatherbotez
      @heatherbotez 6 років тому +4

      let kids be kids!

  • @josephmassaro
    @josephmassaro 6 років тому +601

    The woman's husband works for Big Water.

    • @PoliticallyAffiliated
      @PoliticallyAffiliated 6 років тому +18

      Joseph Massaro I actually laughed out loud reading this

    • @IAmGeorgeLucas
      @IAmGeorgeLucas 6 років тому +39

      "I'm just saying, look into it" - Eddie Bravo

    • @DeShawnMcDonald
      @DeShawnMcDonald 6 років тому +5

      David Hammer and the award for to triggers to understand sarcasm goes to...

    • @MikeDixieWrecked
      @MikeDixieWrecked 6 років тому +1

      LOL.

    • @CadillacJak
      @CadillacJak 6 років тому

      Joseph Massaro lmao

  • @ymmm-yogamovementmeditatio9507
    @ymmm-yogamovementmeditatio9507 3 роки тому +2

    People are cowards. They prefer to call the police than talk to people directly.

  • @114927jarka
    @114927jarka 5 років тому +538

    When I was a kid someone called the police on my friends and I for playing wiffleball in a retention pond. When the cops showed up they played with us because the lady who called was obviously a horrible person. 😎

    • @User-og1te
      @User-og1te 5 років тому +184

      Police brotality

    • @rhinoprime9395
      @rhinoprime9395 5 років тому

      Mint

    • @bigdog517
      @bigdog517 5 років тому +1

      Curious, why in the retention pond lol

    • @114927jarka
      @114927jarka 5 років тому +23

      @@bigdog517 long story short the empty lots around my neighborhood are small and in the retention pond was the biggest empty field. Also, because the retention pond is essentially a bowl, the sides worked as a back stop, so we wouldn't be chase the ball around after each pitch. Plus same thing with home runs, natural fence in a way.

    • @bigdog517
      @bigdog517 5 років тому +7

      @@114927jarka Makes sense! I am over here picturing a full pond.. Lol

  • @killerb6792
    @killerb6792 4 роки тому +424

    In the army those are called Dependapotamus.

    • @jeremiahjohnson8014
      @jeremiahjohnson8014 4 роки тому +7

      So true LMAO.

    • @vicentee2687
      @vicentee2687 4 роки тому +4

      I thought the same when I saw her eye pro

    • @priyachand2697
      @priyachand2697 4 роки тому +13

      Lmao I remember when my bf now husband told me that the entire military uses this term and I still rofl when I hear it lol he's a vet and still uses it.

    • @jayhickey5012
      @jayhickey5012 4 роки тому +3

      Roger that.

    • @dylew0893
      @dylew0893 4 роки тому +5

      tricareatops was always my favorite. and tricarasoraus rex for stripper wives.

  • @MrMcslammer1
    @MrMcslammer1 6 років тому +778

    The problem is she wouldn't have called the cops if the girl
    Was selling cheese burgers too.

    • @ielohim2423
      @ielohim2423 6 років тому +8

      TJP 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

    • @Gamer_Pattyx
      @Gamer_Pattyx 6 років тому +15

      Why is this funny
      This is really funny

    • @waterhead1029
      @waterhead1029 6 років тому +8

      LOL. You beat me too it. I was going to use donuts.

    • @firstnamelastname9955
      @firstnamelastname9955 6 років тому +9

      Didn't see that coming... nice

    • @TGRgrimreaper209
      @TGRgrimreaper209 6 років тому +2

      TJP fuck you no more fuck ur read more bushit

  • @jeongjeongmusic
    @jeongjeongmusic 5 років тому +115

    "they're both on the phone with these sexually ambiguous forms..." *lost my shit*

  • @LWayPro
    @LWayPro 6 років тому +614

    When the woman "hid" behind a wall I knew she was less mature than the 8 year old

    • @SPharaoh
      @SPharaoh 6 років тому +1

      Max Lwaypro
      Don't make excuses for her. Wrong is wrong period!

    • @BPBrutalPenguin
      @BPBrutalPenguin 6 років тому +37

      Tummun how in any way is he making excuses for her?

    • @paleemperor5379
      @paleemperor5379 6 років тому +27

      Tummun - Learn to read.

    • @LWayPro
      @LWayPro 6 років тому +18

      Lol, come home to see this.
      Thanks for having my back random strangers

    • @PakiFighter
      @PakiFighter 6 років тому +1

      That’s the hardest shit she ever did

  • @The_True_
    @The_True_ 6 років тому +794

    That woman is crazy, no normal person acts that way.

    • @worthstover6691
      @worthstover6691 6 років тому +3

      The True facts

    • @worthstover6691
      @worthstover6691 6 років тому +4

      The True borderline personality disorder

    • @The_True_
      @The_True_ 6 років тому +2

      But That's None Of My Business Racist, mental illness, same thing. Crazy. I'll never understand it.

    • @maschaorsomething
      @maschaorsomething 6 років тому

      Hairy Goosebumps Mcgee
      How?

    • @worthstover6691
      @worthstover6691 6 років тому +3

      Mary or something her crazy sense of entitlement borders on narcissism to the point of her calling the cops on a little girl selling water bottles. Her masterful way of playing the victim after she was in the wrong and got shamed for it. Her manipulative crocodile tears on tv.

  • @mattalley4330
    @mattalley4330 3 роки тому

    Some people who feel unsatisfied and unempowered will try to seize power any way they can.

  • @DankDr5nk
    @DankDr5nk 6 років тому +140

    "you're not supposed to sell water!!"
    "you are not supposed to be that fat" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @harryrobinson761
    @harryrobinson761 6 років тому +742

    "sexually ambiguous forms" 😂

  • @iamthereinforcements1972
    @iamthereinforcements1972 6 років тому +532

    "Most ppl who are shaped like that don't feel good"

    • @thesovereign8625
      @thesovereign8625 6 років тому +7

      Clean up on aisle one.

    • @caradenalga80
      @caradenalga80 6 років тому

      BLUE AZUL its a true statement

    • @yourearidiculouslunatic8435
      @yourearidiculouslunatic8435 6 років тому +3

      No one will fuck these people.

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade 6 років тому +1

      @Miles Davidson, Agreed. I injured my foot and had to take 2 months off from the gym. I gained 5 lbs, and felt the difference. I can't imagine what it is like to be 85lbs overweight.

    • @SWIFTzTrigger
      @SWIFTzTrigger 6 років тому +1

      Meanwhile Bret Kreisher and Tom Segura...

  • @gnineteen_official
    @gnineteen_official 3 роки тому +8

    Shout out to the karens that aren’t really karens , you’re in our thoughts

  • @nicomangini9973
    @nicomangini9973 4 роки тому +511

    “These are housewives with nothing better to do so all they do is complain” - yep Ari, we got a Karen on our hands

    • @Eorzat
      @Eorzat 4 роки тому +3

      I think this is the ultimate Karen tbh lol

    • @pwfordever
      @pwfordever 4 роки тому +1

      Was this a Jaidenanimations reference?

    • @jonguyton1
      @jonguyton1 4 роки тому +2

      What they are not saying is that this woman owned a store selling water and other stuff. In this area that store and license cost a fortune. Imagine you are paying 15,000 dollars a month for rent and paid 5000 in license fees to sell stuff and some random person was selling the same thing right in front of your store. This kid's mother was right beside him. It was not an 8 year old selling water. It was an adult using her 8 year old to sell water to make a huge profit by working around the law. The store owner was totally justified in her actions.

    • @mrqueem1703
      @mrqueem1703 4 роки тому +5

      drunk commenter what you don’t know is that you are full of shit and she didn’t own a water selling company, she owned a cannabis company. Imagine someone going out of their way to call the police on an 8 year old selling water and you defend the land whale who wastes everyone’s time

    • @mrqueem1703
      @mrqueem1703 4 роки тому +6

      drunk commenter also “parent using her 8 year old to get a huge profit” lmfaooo not like she got a department store selling water get the fuck outta here

  • @jebronlames4559
    @jebronlames4559 5 років тому +84

    the title for me was "woman calls 911 on 8 year old selling w..."
    and to my dissapointment the kid wasnt a weed dealer, that woman needs to chill

  • @MrPlooky
    @MrPlooky 5 років тому +260

    He died from suffocation, so it was a choke hold..

    • @lloydhudson6463
      @lloydhudson6463 5 років тому +11

      Exactly!

    • @marcschemp7902
      @marcschemp7902 4 роки тому +86

      Or another way you could say it, was he died from police brutality, so it was murder.

    • @HJules-cw6fb
      @HJules-cw6fb 4 роки тому +3

      Simple

    • @usausausa4131
      @usausausa4131 4 роки тому +3

      Justified use of force

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 4 роки тому +49

      @@usausausa4131 Never trust someone who has a flag for a profile

  • @thekentuckyvolva
    @thekentuckyvolva 3 роки тому +35

    Before I lost my eyesight, I worked in a long-term facility. Sometimes the individuals could get exceedingly violent (one employee had had his back broken and spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair). These places teach defensive techniques and even holds-the same methods used in many jails and even with the police.
    The number one thing you are taught…
    YOU ARE UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ALLOWED TO RESTRICT BREATHING
    The restriction of breathing is considered a violation of their rights to physical and mental safety.
    Maybe I am beating a dead horse here, but why is this so hard for people to understand?
    3 minutes without oxygen
    3 days without water
    3 weeks without food
    My three-year-old nephew struggles less with these concepts.
    I'm sorry. I am just so tired of having to explain such basic rules to almost every adult I know. The subject of chokeholds gets me a bit riled up.

    • @re_i_gn
      @re_i_gn 3 роки тому +3

      Some people get high on the power they have over another person at that moment. They lose control over their ego and all they see is red. Unfortunately, who's the most inclined to power trips? "Officers" put into an authority over other people. All the stupid de-escalation trainings gets thrown out the window once they get their power boners.
      It's such a stupid flaw within the human nature and it's even made worse that the punishment for these douchebags are so minimal such as suspensions or being fired from their job as opposed to proper serving jail time.

    • @aaronanytime8897
      @aaronanytime8897 3 роки тому +1

      I never put two and two together and noticed this number 3 rule. Very interesting.

    • @NotFalling4it
      @NotFalling4it 2 роки тому

      I get you, it makes me feel exactly the same way - probably because we worked in similar environments.

    • @socks2441
      @socks2441 2 роки тому

      @@re_i_gn the problem with the world we live in is we are gauranteed to get the wrong people for the wrong jobs. what kind of person wants to be president? a politician, a lawyer, a cop, a soldier, a reporter... all bad power hungry attention seeking people with too much ego. sadly this is what is destroying society. i see no way to fix it. a good politician etc should hate their job. not love it.

    • @Mike--Oxmall
      @Mike--Oxmall 2 роки тому +1

      How you type if you blind?

  • @grayalun
    @grayalun 4 роки тому +255

    It's actually quite sad that someone's life is so boring and devoid of things they enjoy that they go out of their way to upset others.

    • @deepsleep7822
      @deepsleep7822 2 роки тому +1

      @ragnar: agreed. Especially a young child who probably doesn’t know how to verbally defend themselves from these types of people.

  • @jaredconway3142
    @jaredconway3142 6 років тому +786

    I threw sand at a dudes car when I was 4, he stopped his car and ended up calling the cops on me. All I got was a warning but as I got older I realized how stupid that situation was more and more

    • @mamabear493
      @mamabear493 6 років тому +46

      But u were 4.... it's okay 😊 dnt beat urself up.

    • @TechDeath28
      @TechDeath28 6 років тому +96

      I hardly have any memories of 4 years old how could a cop even pretend to give you a warning

    • @deazy6453
      @deazy6453 6 років тому +79

      @@TechDeath28 Right? Lol. The cop low key was probably mad at the guy who called in. Extra paperwork lol

    • @TheAmazingMrMcFlyy
      @TheAmazingMrMcFlyy 6 років тому +14

      Jay C. I don’t think that had to do with race, just more about that guy being annoyed at a disrespectful kid. You should’ve known better and probably did because at 3 I knew not to throw anything at anyone’s car. Probably learned after that, right ? Unless you victimized yourself at 4 and started doing it more and more

    • @bergrud
      @bergrud 6 років тому +18

      egal you do not ever touch another mans car. I would have smashed your car or friend on the spot.

  • @chrisa5450
    @chrisa5450 4 роки тому +696

    This is so ahead of it’s time

  • @ellamayoxoxo9510
    @ellamayoxoxo9510 3 роки тому +1

    BEST JRE thumbnail by FAR!!! 😆😆😆 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

  • @tyrone586
    @tyrone586 6 років тому +636

    For my money: Joe Rogan does indeed know what a choke hold is.

    • @daverobson3084
      @daverobson3084 5 років тому

      Unfortunately this video makes one question if he knows what an " esophagus" is.

    • @TatooedDoc
      @TatooedDoc 5 років тому

      yeah he does, and he damn well knows this isnt one. This is one of Jopes SJW moments that he does from time to time to keep the thought police from targeting his show.

    • @noneofyourbusiness747
      @noneofyourbusiness747 5 років тому +8

      @@daverobson3084 He can call it a platypus for all it matters, it doesn't change the fact that he knows how to choke a bitch.

    • @noneofyourbusiness747
      @noneofyourbusiness747 5 років тому +9

      @@TatooedDoc So the guy chokes to death, but it has nothing to do with the other guy's arm wrapped around his neck? Just a freak coincidence, eh?

    • @TatooedDoc
      @TatooedDoc 5 років тому +1

      @@noneofyourbusiness747 He had a heart attack on the way to the hospital. He did not die of strangulation. The official coroners report was "Positional asphyxiation" which means the coroner believes that the weight of the officers on his chest during the struggle did not allow him to expand his chest and breathe. This is a bit hard to reconcile with the fact that he is talking the entire time. I speculate his diabetes, hypertension and morbid obesity and age put him at risk for suffering an MI if he struggles with 7 cops at one time. Probably should have just cooperated w the police. I have encountered the police a few times in my life...its weird but I never ended up struggling w 7 at one time...the cynic in me says its because when they commanded me I complied...crazy shit...but I am sure its not that right? Has nothing to do with him resisting...its all institutional racism. I mean what right do the police have to arrest anyone?

  • @zaimahbegum-diamond1660
    @zaimahbegum-diamond1660 6 років тому +475

    "Can I speak to your manager " 🙄

    • @haltsmaul.
      @haltsmaul. 5 років тому +7

      No. It's: '' I want to speak to your manager! ''

    • @wesinabnitt6360
      @wesinabnitt6360 5 років тому +12

      Manager: Oh shit it's Karen

    • @glennsosinske3260
      @glennsosinske3260 5 років тому +2

      And then she will ask for the owner from the manager...haha!

    • @e.honchoo9596
      @e.honchoo9596 5 років тому

      Glenn Sosinske with her mini van

    • @iamthesenate9124
      @iamthesenate9124 5 років тому

      @@wesinabnitt6360 Caren

  • @Radhaugo108
    @Radhaugo108 4 роки тому +193

    She felt so righteous about her actions that she thought it would be a good idea to call the cops in front of them, instead of just calling from her house.
    I bet you as soon as the mom started recording her, she must've realized she's totally screwed.

    • @edbears5725
      @edbears5725 4 роки тому +18

      As we now know most these people are so not self aware that even knowing they're about to be on the evening news doesn't stop their moronic behavior.

    • @J_Marv
      @J_Marv 2 роки тому +2

      I think the unfortunate truth and the real problem is that she didn't have that "oh shit" moment..

    • @esmeraldagreengate4354
      @esmeraldagreengate4354 2 роки тому +2

      I think this woman probably still thinks she was in the right to this day

    • @Radhaugo108
      @Radhaugo108 2 роки тому

      @@esmeraldagreengate4354 100%

    • @Radhaugo108
      @Radhaugo108 2 роки тому

      @@J_Marv yup

  • @douglaslorenzo3347
    @douglaslorenzo3347 3 роки тому +6

    This is why I love his podcast! We went from an eight year old girl selling water. To putting A cop into chokehold!!

  • @510YOLO
    @510YOLO 6 років тому +1813

    Wasnt she hiding behind a wall?

    • @skobird2732
      @skobird2732 6 років тому +243

      She tried to duck behind a wall like right infront of the lady recording her... it was fuckin hilarious lmao. I'd recommend looking it up.

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade 6 років тому +121

      She had to hide behind a wall because she was too fat to hide behind a tree or mailbox.

    • @33bb33bb
      @33bb33bb 6 років тому +24

      Hit that prairie dog squat...

    • @Rizlack
      @Rizlack 6 років тому +67

      lol I'd love to meet the person skinny and small enough to duck and disappear behind a fuckin mailbox

    • @grvonny
      @grvonny 6 років тому +2

      Rafa Moss haha! Yes.

  • @bencarey5290
    @bencarey5290 5 років тому +448

    Conversation with the police officer doing the choke hold
    Random person “that’s a choke hold”
    Police officer “no it’s not”
    Random person “then what is it”
    Police officer “it’s not a choke hold”

    • @StottyHD
      @StottyHD 5 років тому +6

      Going with the Elon Musk approach

    • @dub8848
      @dub8848 5 років тому +3

      CrazyStacey1970 In the UK the police are so bad. I saw a 13 year old kid get slammed to the floor while his arm was locked behind his back.

    • @bradenhudson7911
      @bradenhudson7911 5 років тому +4

      CrazyStacey1970 ignorance is bliss

    • @timothysmith876
      @timothysmith876 5 років тому

      Ben Carey IT WAS 4 SURE!!

    • @Anthony-nb1xw
      @Anthony-nb1xw 5 років тому +6

      CrazyStacey1970 you dumb bitch have never had to deal with a 5 year old kid bleeding to death in your arms, maybe just listen to a cop and nothing will happen if you’re not breaking the law

  • @static1217
    @static1217 5 років тому +380

    "Sexually ambiguous bodies, like you know it's a woman but..." 😂😂😂

    • @We_Are_The_Media
      @We_Are_The_Media 5 років тому +32

      @Despiser Despised it takes insane mental gymnastics to view it in that way. But I understand why.

    • @johnnyboofe5242
      @johnnyboofe5242 5 років тому +17

      Despiser Despised Maybe he just thought it was funny?

    • @We_Are_The_Media
      @We_Are_The_Media 5 років тому +9

      @@johnnyboofe5242 he's an INCEL, don't waste your time

    • @raykings5244
      @raykings5244 5 років тому

      @@We_Are_The_Media Granted while it was highly unlikely it went down like that. I don't think its right to outright say it didn't happen 100%. Because there are a shit ton of people who will twist a situation in a way that benefits them.

    • @vijaz5559
      @vijaz5559 5 років тому +7

      @Despiser Despised yeah right incel

  • @marcusthomas755
    @marcusthomas755 3 роки тому +5

    Much respect to Joe!! Always keeps it 💯

  • @iancalvert417
    @iancalvert417 6 років тому +69

    We as a society need to first rely on our interactions with our fellow citizens, instead of calling armed guards to solve petty squabbles.

  • @anniefosho19
    @anniefosho19 6 років тому +243

    *The Police are not Sprint customer service*

    • @rh81454
      @rh81454 6 років тому +22

      Technically they are sprint, failed coverage and crappy customer service lol

    • @noneyourbiddness2566
      @noneyourbiddness2566 6 років тому +1

      They more like Uber. Dispatch calls in a fare, cop goes get fare for delivery. One and the same.

    • @Samuel-ym8wz
      @Samuel-ym8wz 5 років тому

      Uber and airbnb in one.

  • @Greenbambu78
    @Greenbambu78 4 роки тому +914

    oh my god, the little girl only wanted to raise enough money for her Disney trip...

    • @J03130
      @J03130 4 роки тому +177

      some guy saw the story and bought her and her family 4 tickets.

    • @Greenbambu78
      @Greenbambu78 4 роки тому +78

      @@J03130 that gives us a glimpse of hope out of this whole craziness that has been going on.

    • @Paul-vk6ed
      @Paul-vk6ed 4 роки тому +10

      You should send her 100 bucks

    • @ellamayoxoxo9510
      @ellamayoxoxo9510 3 роки тому +6

      @@Paul-vk6ed he should give her his kidney too 😆

    • @chrisfowler5428
      @chrisfowler5428 3 роки тому +7

      It was for meth and gang related things, clearly. 🙄

  • @seanbrooks2583
    @seanbrooks2583 2 роки тому +1

    the white woman was 100% correct in this video. Who wants someone standing in front of their house, shouting about selling water?

  • @jbasti227
    @jbasti227 6 років тому +104

    "Sexually ambiguous forms" LMAO

  • @wallacegeller2111
    @wallacegeller2111 6 років тому +119

    When I was a police officer in Phoenix I would stop and buy lemonade from children's lemonade stands. The kids loved it.

    • @jaredjones2443
      @jaredjones2443 6 років тому +18

      Wallace Geller You should have been arresting the little fuckin criminals. It starts off with lemonade but the next week they are selling crack! Bad cop.

    • @joeyrambo20
      @joeyrambo20 6 років тому

      Jared Jones I sincerely hope I just got wooshed because if I didn't I don't even know where to begin with this

    • @jaredjones2443
      @jaredjones2443 6 років тому +11

      Joey R Is whooshed some street name for getting high? If so you are just as bad as the little girl selling crack

    • @joeyrambo20
      @joeyrambo20 6 років тому

      Jared Jones wooshed is a term for when a joke goes over someone's head and I really hope it just happened again

    • @joeyrambo20
      @joeyrambo20 6 років тому

      Jared Jones and when the fuck did she sell crack? Lemonade isn't crack. Do we need to get you a book of basic facts?

  • @marleyex2695
    @marleyex2695 6 років тому +458

    Come on......they're obviously miserable and bitter with life. Or they would be doing something else other than going around nit picking and bother people.

    • @pr0l0gue
      @pr0l0gue 6 років тому +13

      Marley Ex There’s also a fair chance that this person was bitter with life _and_ mentally disturbed. And on drugs. All at once. There won’t be any end to analyzing the behavior of someone whose brain is twisted like a pretzel as though they’re completely well adjusted. Best to just see it as an example of what happens when you sell water near the wrong fat psycho.

    • @JapanJohnny2012
      @JapanJohnny2012 6 років тому

      That's no way to talk about Joe and his guest!

    • @CandieP
      @CandieP 6 років тому +34

      matthew ellis how about you have respect for spelling and grammar and use it properly. 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @GeraltBosMang
      @GeraltBosMang 6 років тому +4

      Apparently she's a rich CEO, so I don't know how good our society is really.

    • @lyonnylton8344
      @lyonnylton8344 6 років тому +13

      matthew ellis Why not just type the word you really want to use pussy!

  • @TheOneTheOnlyMars
    @TheOneTheOnlyMars 2 роки тому +1

    The mother should be selling the water. She was the one who needed a job. Not the 8 year old child.

  • @willville101
    @willville101 5 років тому +231

    One of the best videos of white people talking sanely about a sensitive subject. Thank you.

    • @anne_frank_
      @anne_frank_ 5 років тому +13

      Listen again to his first couple of sentences

    • @mrcontroversy222
      @mrcontroversy222 5 років тому +23

      Anne Frank aren’t you dead bish

    • @itsmysniff4950
      @itsmysniff4950 5 років тому +2

      Another example of pointless comments. Disable is key.

    • @introgauge
      @introgauge 5 років тому +1

      Something wrong with you?
      You're one of the best commenters who's black talking "sanely". Thank you

    • @rqgefqultz750
      @rqgefqultz750 5 років тому +1

      @@anne_frank_ Another dead comment

  • @Julian-rt9qs
    @Julian-rt9qs 5 років тому +161

    "with their sexually ambiguous forms". Lolol sheesh, Joe. hahahahaha

    • @shogunguy
      @shogunguy 4 роки тому +2

      Joo Ser It’s true.

    • @00savage_8
      @00savage_8 4 роки тому

      I googled that ,and if we have the same interpretation . My takeaway is an unclassified gender😂😂

  • @Hooga89
    @Hooga89 6 років тому +41

    It's funny how in the supposed land of the free, people don't mind their own business at all.

  • @rcharris1838
    @rcharris1838 2 роки тому +2

    “If that’s not a choke hold lemme put u in it” 😂😂

  • @fabriceizzo2922
    @fabriceizzo2922 5 років тому +121

    As a black person, I am very much against the notion that unattractive, overweight, uneducated and poor white people are typically racist. In my 15 years in the US, I have encountered the most racist white people when I worked on Wall Street and when I was in college. I have met very racist college professors and recruiters. My very first English teacher said to us in class "whenever you see a black man in an expensive car he is a drug dealer ".
    Sure poor and unattractive people can be racist. However, they tend to be the loudest because they think they have little or nothing to lose.

    • @taintwasher3703
      @taintwasher3703 2 роки тому +10

      It's people who aren't humble who are racist. People who actually devote a portion of their brainpower to thinking about who they are better than.

    • @EnliveningJustice
      @EnliveningJustice 2 роки тому +3

      Those whom I have encountered (20+ years), to be the _most_ racist were poor, usually overweight but not always, unattractive black people. The tell here is poor, But most importantly- miserable.

    • @xpndblhero5170
      @xpndblhero5170 2 роки тому +6

      I don't care if you're a black person or a white person in a nice car, if you NEVER leave your house and your driving a $25k car w/ big rims and a system, you're definitely a drug dealer... I've known people that work from home and also "work from home" and hide the drug dealing through a cover story. One of my old cocaine dealers used to have me come over and workout for an hour before I could leave so the neighbors seen us punching a heavy bag or lifting weights in the garage, but we're already done w/ the deal... It was a 30 second exchange of money and drugs then we'd go workout as a cover and he never had a curious neighbor or anyone think he was doing something wrong. I've also gone to people's houses who want you in and out as fast as possible which is so stupid because it looks so bad. I had a neighbor asking questions about why the same 4 or 5 people are going in and out of the guys house and I said "IDK what everyone else is doing but I came because I'm moving stuff around the house, he's not going to be able to move heavy stuff by himself w/ a bad back". I was actually moving stuff around but I was getting paid in pain pills.... Another time I told the neighbor he was doing a customer service job at home and asked "don't you hear his phone ringing all day, it's annoying when you're over here watching a movie and he stops it multiple times to answer stupid questions for people". 😂

    • @manbearpig3231
      @manbearpig3231 2 роки тому +2

      Who knows of its race driven or not, I think its more that she's unfulfilled and needs drama in her life coz she hasn't got one lol

    • @fruitsalad1255
      @fruitsalad1255 2 роки тому +5

      @@xpndblhero5170 Why’re you defending the professor who’s clearly racist. As a software developer, I can tell you that It is definitely possible to work from home and earn a good amount of money that’ll allow a person to own an expensive car. Please think before you argue.

  • @dominiqueodom3099
    @dominiqueodom3099 5 років тому +154

    I'm black
    And I've listen to Joe Rogan for a few years on many different subjects
    And this week is like my first dip into hearing people saying he's "conservative based"
    When on multiple subjects
    Me, a millennial "liberal"
    Can come to agreement on so many things that joe rogan says
    Or at least explains in some sort of way

    • @Healine7
      @Healine7 5 років тому +26

      He himself says he is liberal.

    • @AdamsLTFC420
      @AdamsLTFC420 5 років тому

      @@Healine7 yeah

    • @pirateman1144
      @pirateman1144 5 років тому +68

      He's only Conservative to people that are so far left leaning that everyone looks right wing.

    • @BodilessVoice
      @BodilessVoice 5 років тому +4

      Joe is very liberal.

    • @idkmynametho8391
      @idkmynametho8391 5 років тому +19

      Joe is pretty liberal. This perception of him being conservative partially comes from the fact that's he's had a lot of conservatives on.

  • @amanibob1416
    @amanibob1416 4 роки тому +492

    Girl:
    "Y'all wanna buy fresh and clean water?!"
    Karen: "So you've chosen... Death."

    • @lunaflamed
      @lunaflamed 3 роки тому +11

      Girl: "Y'all wanna buy fresh and clean water?!"
      Karen: " Peace was NEVER an option."

    • @notanotherguitarchannel
      @notanotherguitarchannel 3 роки тому +7

      Stop! You've violated the law!

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 3 роки тому

      @Hassan Raza Tarar
      Well, nah... Not really.
      The individual who single against everyone in the neighborhood?
      The person who day and night, right or wrong, *will think she should* do something about it, whatever *it* is and no matter what you and I, in ten seconds, would think of the act?
      Same now, just like then and we can't even blame them for doing these kinds of things by malice...
      She, sadly, ain't evil, didn't want to "hurt/traumatize" a little girl and never meant to cause distress and a give whole lot of headaches to everyone involved, *however* , this adult with a phone and a few minutes/hours...
      This single person could've been doing that "bring the police" schtick to "deal" my someone's dog, or some guy with "too much dreadlocks" or a lit blunt...
      My point is:
      If you know, like in this case, that someone *will be calling the cops* to fight her battle against a mother and said mother's child... If you *know* that's a thing she'll do...
      Not saying you're wrong, just pointing out she's likely to call the cops to deal with the very same little girl, the very same mother and for what? Cuz either one would be asking her to wear a mask inside the building when outside her apartment.
      It is fine to say no, if both adults are tenants or close neighbors, yet we both know she's not above calling the cops and her minimum to do so is "loud/annoying voice", so ask her to wear a mask and third, fifth, or twentieth time... At some point, having said nothing whenever asked, not a word... Yes, she's likely to pretend people aren't talking to her and eventually call the cops.
      In short, the one being a Karen is still a Karen and neither daughter nor mum is likely to be a Karen.
      Nothing against the idea, but seriously, to be reversed, the mum would be calling the cops because the woman who'll pretend she isn't being watched and talked to isn't saying anything...
      Fun to think about, but very unlikely.
      As for the girl, I don't think she'd be old enough to feel like she'd rather call the cops in any situation where she could just tell her mum and have an adult deal with the problem.
      Still, it's funny to imagine that girl calling the cops for absolutely no reason...
      there, same moment, same day, same parent that couldn't reach her "thinking brain" and was reduced to film it all "just in case

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 3 роки тому

      @Hassan Raza Tarar
      I'm using stuff I've been paid to analyze and expose/explain to people.
      I mean, english is the third language I've had to learn, so if it's gibberish, it's simply cuz I was tired, but basically, all I meant to say and explain is the fact that a Karen calling the cops to deal with a little girl being loud is the "source of tension between the two sides, so the mum, the little girl, the cops and miss Karen McKraken aren't going to "switch-and-reverse",like *ever* .
      If that ain't what you meant to say, then I still used what I thought you meant to respond and if you really want to know, half an hour to think about "stuff" while playing a shoot-and-loot isn't going to be missed/wasted, cuz even if you don't read it, I've done five minutes of translating in my head, writing on my phone and the paper I made two years ago took me six months and earned me "?" amount of money, (guess what I'm doing six months of work for and imagine how much being "trapped inside" and paid to think about stuff made it easy to "respond" to you.
      I'm not saying that I'm good, quick, or even competent if I try to get the message across while thinking in my two "primarily used languages" and after two days without a wink... I'm just saying it ain't a bother, I'm literally have a screen dedicated to UA-cam and between ten hours of streaming, five hours of gaming, the monthly payments and "la crise mondiale", this? I dunno what it's like to you,
      " *-But for me, it was Thursday.* "
      Meme-quotes are fun.

    • @amanibob1416
      @amanibob1416 3 роки тому

      @Hassan Raza Tarar
      Same, I do it only has an exercise and cuz it's free entertainment, like when someone reply twice in a row to tell me my comments are too wordy/long, as if it was less *FUTILE* to assume I didn't know how and why I made said comments...
      No offense, but...
      Kinda feel like it's a " *you* " don't know you've got a "don't read" option.
      So, *your* problem can be solved with a quick and easy solution:
      *do what you want* and voila, no more problem and I can get back to my sweet-sweet gaming.
      If you are still unsure, the answer is: yes, we each can go on with our daily grind/separate way.
      A la prochaine!

  • @soultekkamusic115
    @soultekkamusic115 3 роки тому +12

    It's not black n white, it's a false sense of importance on this huge rock

    • @jacobmurphy5109
      @jacobmurphy5109 3 роки тому

      Sometimes it is black and white but see thats the problem even if this lady was racist no one should give a shit unless she owned a restaurant and said openly no blacks or smthn. Racism is just a shitty person being a shitty person there is more systematic racism thats what ppl dont understand.

  • @thinlizzy9032
    @thinlizzy9032 4 роки тому +182

    when i was about 11 years old, i've had some middle-aged karen threaten to call the cops on me for swearing... SWEARING!! first of all i wasn't even really swearing, second it was never directed at her in any way. i told a boy to put his "freakin" shirt back on (might also be worth mentioning this same boy was saying really nasty sexual things to me so him running around half naked just made me even more uncomfortable).
    these sad sacks of shit really got nothing better to do than to find ways to intimidate little kids

    • @lizbet5242
      @lizbet5242 4 роки тому +10

      You are Karen 😂😂😂

    • @thatadhdman3842
      @thatadhdman3842 4 роки тому +11

      kris6682 exactly what I did a few years back when a Karen tried to make a scene because I swore, just a simple fuck off 😂

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 4 роки тому

      Kids have been placed on probation for swearing in public.

    • @kris6682
      @kris6682 4 роки тому +1

      Tom Evans not in america

    • @Trinigmatic
      @Trinigmatic 4 роки тому

      @@kris6682 There are states that had profanity bans. I think VA had one that had an actual punishment of jail time or fine. Imagine going to jail for a word. I believe it was thrown out this year, though. LOL. Cursing in public is now legal in VA in 2020.

  • @jasonturnervideo
    @jasonturnervideo 6 років тому +293

    I love that Joe Rogan doesn’t pick right or left sides. He picks facts and what he observes and then evaluates his opinions with logic

    • @josemarquez5277
      @josemarquez5277 5 років тому

      Jason Turner Video 🌽

    • @wooza5919
      @wooza5919 5 років тому +4

      He is left leaning though

    • @Matthew-Anthony
      @Matthew-Anthony 5 років тому +8

      @@wooza5919 That is unusual because his analyses seem to be an almost copy and paste from Right-Wing commentators. He should seriously consider switching sides so that his ideology matches his allegiance.

    • @wooza5919
      @wooza5919 5 років тому +2

      @@Matthew-Anthony Half of his audience is left and the other half is right

    • @DarkWandererAU
      @DarkWandererAU 5 років тому +1

      He constantly interrupts his guests, he mispronounces words & some of the things he says is just not the kind of shit an interviewer should be saying. Plus he is high when interviewing people sometimes. I don't care who you are and whether you drink, smoke, do drugs - whatever. But stay sober at work, be a fucking professional.
      He has lowered the bar for the next generation of interviewers

  • @Cagon415
    @Cagon415 4 роки тому +559

    I don't see color...
    unless I'm calling the police."
    -Karen

  • @iaintmadatcha
    @iaintmadatcha 3 роки тому

    JR this is why i fuk with your channel that i just recently discovered you aint afraid to touch sensitive subject matter and i respect that 👍🏿

  • @dashonnanicole8433
    @dashonnanicole8433 6 років тому +78

    Joe's impression of the mom 😭

  • @IncognitoSprax
    @IncognitoSprax 6 років тому +652

    That black woman imitation was a little too spot on

    • @BlxckBaron
      @BlxckBaron 6 років тому +9

      yea, the person who filmed was her older sister

    • @jasonderby7635
      @jasonderby7635 6 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @justinwalker2460
      @justinwalker2460 6 років тому +8

      Lol he did a good job

    • @rod253
      @rod253 6 років тому

      Sprax don't tell me now you're offended

    • @americansniper1641
      @americansniper1641 6 років тому +13

      rodney abbey you’re the only snowflake trynnna to start shet you’re probably a trump suppers

  • @ericadinerotv
    @ericadinerotv 6 років тому +397

    🗣Never mind she sells edibles for animals *WITHOUT A LICENSE*

    • @Aryzo
      @Aryzo 6 років тому +5

      EricaDinero TV why does edibles rhyme with animals tho? 🤔

    • @wxedsanddokx
      @wxedsanddokx 6 років тому +4

      aryzo stoners...

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 6 років тому +10

      Tavon Fenwick because irony

    • @eriklarson4082
      @eriklarson4082 6 років тому +2

      aryzo It doesn't.... Tho

    • @KayDejaVu
      @KayDejaVu 6 років тому

      And Her demo is the biggest reporters

  • @intofreedom4479
    @intofreedom4479 4 роки тому +1

    If you are disturbed by noise from a neighbour in switzerland. It's written in law that you have to talk to them first, before you call the police.

  • @Receptivel
    @Receptivel 4 роки тому +70

    "that's a chokehold! I commentate on it for a fucking living" priceless hahahah

    • @whereswaldo7852
      @whereswaldo7852 3 роки тому +6

      "And if you don't think it is, let me put you in it."
      That sounds fitting to me.

    • @67silverhazey
      @67silverhazey 3 роки тому

      He's a black belt in Jiu jitsu through jean Jacques Machado and Eddie bravo he knows chokes.

  •  6 років тому +226

    His black lady accent was lethal.... she out heah sellin water, we see u boo 💋

    • @Aindelic7839
      @Aindelic7839 6 років тому +3

      D'Angela Marx I was looking for this comment

    • @vivianmiller8168
      @vivianmiller8168 6 років тому +1

      Andrew Indelicato me too!

    • @choochdrews
      @choochdrews 6 років тому

      I agree

    • @bradpaton3927
      @bradpaton3927 6 років тому

      It's an AFFECTATION, NOT an accent as black Americans who talk like that OBVIOISLY aren't from a foreign country.

  • @rickcsuperhop
    @rickcsuperhop 4 роки тому +69

    At 4:07 joe cracked me up when he looks at Jamie 😂

  • @mast3rchief536
    @mast3rchief536 2 роки тому +2

    Let's face it, the person who gets in the way of your happiness is your enemy. This woman tried that and the mother buried her for getting in the way of her daughters happiness.

  • @smasher.338
    @smasher.338 6 років тому +122

    He made a great point about, why didn't the other cops stop him. If those were say, gang members, and one guy choked the other to death while his buddies were standing there, they would ALL get charged with murder. Yet those cops don't even get a verbal warning.

    • @nickm8874
      @nickm8874 6 років тому +5

      Smash Er an excellent point

    • @average_psyop_enjoyer
      @average_psyop_enjoyer 6 років тому +2

      Well they probably didn’t think he was actually choking him because it’s an uncommon form of a choke hold which just looks like you’re restraining or headlocking him

    • @blankiepoo
      @blankiepoo 6 років тому +11

      because the police are actually penalized for not backing up the other officers. you can find numerous videos and stories of officers standing up against their partner or the other officer and they get put on leave and fined. It's really stupid.

    • @slicetee565
      @slicetee565 6 років тому +3

      Internal Investigation Units are a joke. The police policing the police. Police whine that they will be afraid to do their job safely and effectively if when crap like this happens they get in trouble. What a Cop out load of illogical BS.( Pun intended). It's brings a whole new meaning to going above and beyond duty.

    • @mikeshoffner6080
      @mikeshoffner6080 6 років тому

      Paranoia Station in