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  • @darcisw
    @darcisw 4 місяці тому +54174

    She should be promoted for protecting the reserved tables at all costs. 😂

  • @SnapszDuhh
    @SnapszDuhh 3 місяці тому +3509

    “What time?” while looking him dead in the eyes made me holler😭🤣

  • @lekkerfrisss
    @lekkerfrisss 3 місяці тому +1879

    THE STARING 👀👀 whaaahaha too funny!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @newschaser6414
      @newschaser6414 3 місяці тому +5

      Indeed, the staring makes the whole skit even better 😂😂😂

    • @tEqUiko
      @tEqUiko 2 місяці тому +1

      Da souls were in panic mode

    • @scoobysnack7899
      @scoobysnack7899 18 днів тому +1

      True that 🧐😂🤣

    • @charlie77577
      @charlie77577 11 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @justicevibes1252
    @justicevibes1252 3 місяці тому +502

    I liked when the cashier said, 'For people that make reservations." Lol also the intense stare. You guys are great actors!!

  • @cloakg8810
    @cloakg8810 4 місяці тому +13187

    “Those tables are reserved” “for who?” “For people that make reservations” 💀🤣🤣

    • @goriotdebalzac7602
      @goriotdebalzac7602 4 місяці тому +59

      It should be "for whom?"

    • @kennyphoun4880
      @kennyphoun4880 4 місяці тому +36

      @@goriotdebalzac7602 yep indeed, it should be "whom"

    • @UserX860
      @UserX860 4 місяці тому +16

      yes, we have ears 🙈🙄💀

    • @bayly007
      @bayly007 4 місяці тому +3

      Only made batter by it being a regular diner

    • @StarCo11
      @StarCo11 4 місяці тому +2

      For Javier 💀

  • @dawanlloyd9791
    @dawanlloyd9791 4 місяці тому +6266

    What makes this funnier to me is that I’ve literally done that while my wife was talking to the hostess and a different hostess answered the phone took my reservation and then I walked back up and was seated! 😂

    • @normandy2501
      @normandy2501 4 місяці тому +189

      I had a co-worker do this at the military clinic when they told him to call the appointment line. He walked around the corner of the hallway and watched the desk pick up the phone. He let them know he was looking right at them 😂.

    • @never-live-style8827
      @never-live-style8827 3 місяці тому +50

      I am working at a restaurant and yes, something like this isn't so far from reality, because we always take more reservations in than we seat. Why? Because a lot of people don't stay as long as their tabels are reserved. Tge problem:Sometimes people with reservations have to wait like 15 min to get their table. And because no one really knows how many people they can guarantee a table everyone gives a different answer and sometimes or chef tells uns to say, that we do not let anyone else in, because we are full, but then he does it. That's confusing and I kinda feel stupid witnessing it and sometimes even with the customers right in front of us, after for example I told them that there is no table without a reservation. 🤷

    • @Synthwave89
      @Synthwave89 3 місяці тому +40

      @@never-live-style8827 That COMPLETELY destroys the purpose of reservations in the first place. You reserve so you don't have to wait, but you end up waiting anyway.

    • @cherrylu2733
      @cherrylu2733 3 місяці тому

      Yep 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MimiBelvoir
      @MimiBelvoir 3 місяці тому +1

      Facts😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fedoramcclaren4294
    @fedoramcclaren4294 3 місяці тому +40

    But...the typewriter though!!!
    I love this!!!

  • @MrsJean17
    @MrsJean17 3 місяці тому +11

    She's too calm. "Under what name?"😂😂😂

    • @Dextomos
      @Dextomos 2 місяці тому

      I know right, got his name and number from the call log.

  • @tombrady7616
    @tombrady7616 4 місяці тому +3511

    You just gotta love Employees,who do their job PROPERLY 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Reina_r
      @Reina_r 3 місяці тому +6

      She forgot to fill in her eyebrow💀

    • @CSpottsGaming
      @CSpottsGaming 3 місяці тому +16

      That's not doing her job properly, though. Restaurants take reservations for certain times so those seats aren't taken by people arriving at that time.
      If the seats are open and you have the capacity to take a "right now" reservation, you should have just seated them.

    • @Jon-6969
      @Jon-6969 3 місяці тому +4

      So many stupid restaurants and businesses were doing this during covid even when there was no customers

    • @daniiisaventuras
      @daniiisaventuras 3 місяці тому +3

      I remember at Cheescake factory sometimes the servers wouldn’t be clocked in yet so their section and tables were closed and people would get so mad because they couldn’t sit there yet… sometimes they would just have to wait 10 minutes if the other servers were busy but usually we made reservations seat first.

    • @PretendBlonde-li2ky
      @PretendBlonde-li2ky 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Reina_r what does that have to do with her job 💀 crazyyy

  • @mrcead
    @mrcead 4 місяці тому +5603

    Rules are rules. I like her dedication🤣🤣🤣

    • @babisbabinos8075
      @babisbabinos8075 4 місяці тому +29

      Rules sometimes are stupid.

    • @annagoral6462
      @annagoral6462 4 місяці тому +14

      Rules are to be adjusted sometimes, beware of people who protect rules too much!

    • @jackieaung4354
      @jackieaung4354 4 місяці тому +3

      Rules are made to be broken

    • @babisbabinos8075
      @babisbabinos8075 4 місяці тому +3

      @@jackieaung4354 I think you went to the other extreme. 😄

    • @julienneangelocarpo2229
      @julienneangelocarpo2229 4 місяці тому

      There's no rules in war.

  • @starlingknight9499
    @starlingknight9499 3 місяці тому +41

    The girl done rung up her Tip before seating them 😂❤

  • @jessthemum
    @jessthemum 3 місяці тому +20

    That's my #1 employee right there 😅😅😅

  • @X-expo
    @X-expo 4 місяці тому +10146

    The lady on counter is... A.I.🤣

  • @nemui9654
    @nemui9654 3 місяці тому +406

    I was expecting “you’re late, your reservation was canceled.” 😂

    • @sushmitanaykodi3047
      @sushmitanaykodi3047 3 місяці тому +4

      😂😂

    • @thomasrad5202
      @thomasrad5202 3 місяці тому +8

      actually facts, he said right now and by the time the call ended the reservation had past technically speaking

    • @rksashi
      @rksashi 2 місяці тому +1

      The Gal in black is too good

    • @shania8303
      @shania8303 2 місяці тому

      I was about to check if it was rise of kingdom s

  • @mrharry9594
    @mrharry9594 2 дні тому +1

    Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣 the looks he gives, like he just wants to drop kick her 😂😂😂

  • @calebcrockett6427
    @calebcrockett6427 3 місяці тому +127

    You can tell when people haven’t worked in the service industry. Just because a table is empty doesn’t mean it’s available. You can’t disrupt the flo, if you over seat the kitchen will fall behind, the servers will get overwhelmed and the bar will struggle to keep up with drinks. Not to mention at prime meal times like 6pm a lot of times u have like 10 reservations coming in all at once, ain’t no way u r taking a walk-in.

    • @rinnykanneh2834
      @rinnykanneh2834 2 місяці тому +3

      You are wrong about this one. Clearly there was an empty table. They got one immediately.

    • @dynaziaanthony2154
      @dynaziaanthony2154 2 місяці тому +15

      @@rinnykanneh2834yea that’s because this was satire but truly most restaurants will tell you to have a reservation when they are booked! Thus they wouldn’t have gotten a table with that trick.

    • @TheBoss-hi1ii
      @TheBoss-hi1ii 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@rinnykanneh2834Restauration doesn't work like lil bro
      Imagine passing through KFC then someone cut the line and command before.
      You would feel frustrated right?
      That's why some restaurants makes reservation before service starts

    • @user-fs7tg7lv8c
      @user-fs7tg7lv8c 2 місяці тому

      That makes sense

    • @user-fs7tg7lv8c
      @user-fs7tg7lv8c 2 місяці тому

      ​@@rinnykanneh2834 I guess empty table doesn't mean that the kitchen won't fall behind. What if it's only a reservation that they go off and they are expecting appointments at certain time, that means they didn't have any preparation for the walk in

  • @fionae6399
    @fionae6399 4 місяці тому +1572

    We went to a restaurant in New York that told us it would be a 45 minute wait if we didn't have a reservation. I looked on Open Table and they had a reservation in 5 minutes time. I booked and we were seated immediately. This happened to us in San Francisco too! 😂😂

    • @jclyntoledo
      @jclyntoledo 3 місяці тому +32

      Well at least you checked online, that was smart.

    • @cess5614
      @cess5614 3 місяці тому

      We went to a restaurant named “Rolf” in New york city. They told us they dont do reservations because its first come first serve. Unless we pay $80 under the table secretely.
      Employees are all scammers.

    • @chinchilla641
      @chinchilla641 3 місяці тому +19

      The trick is to avoid big cities. Does wonders for your mental health!

    • @Cloudy_Days.
      @Cloudy_Days. 3 місяці тому +4

      That's so funny I forgot to laugh 😂😂😂

    • @minimonkeyplay
      @minimonkeyplay 3 місяці тому +2

      Yeah except there are not alot of restaurants worth going to outside of any citiy. ​@chinchilla641

  • @pamelasanchez9477
    @pamelasanchez9477 4 місяці тому +2948

    The unbroken eye contact 💀

    • @thumbalina1568
      @thumbalina1568 4 місяці тому +10

      Haha yes I could she she wanted to bust out laughing 😂

    • @iagreewithyou3478
      @iagreewithyou3478 4 місяці тому +16

      Careful with prolonged I contact, it can make you likeable to each other

    • @GiSoldier559
      @GiSoldier559 4 місяці тому

      Her eyebrow is distracting. I thought she took hair clippers to it but it just looks like a golden sperm shot

    • @GiSoldier559
      @GiSoldier559 4 місяці тому

      Her eyebrow is distracting. I thought she took hair clippers to it but it just looks like a golden sperm shot

    • @kiranm6749
      @kiranm6749 4 місяці тому +5

      And his wife is fine with that ... 😂

  • @hoyts.119
    @hoyts.119 22 дні тому +1

    Got to love it how she has your smartphone stuck in a 1920 hand cranked adding machine..🤣🤣🤣❤️👍

  • @kietzi
    @kietzi 2 місяці тому +1

    This passive aggressive acting is gold 😅

  • @mukesh1447
    @mukesh1447 4 місяці тому +2622

    She be typing in the air..... another way to save paper i guess😅

  • @sciencenculture
    @sciencenculture 4 місяці тому +490

    the cashier is definitely an NPC.

    • @kevins6277
      @kevins6277 4 місяці тому

      For real! LOL!

    • @kevins6277
      @kevins6277 4 місяці тому +2

      @@NICKI814 Non Player Character

    • @segunadewale2450
      @segunadewale2450 4 місяці тому

      😂😂

    • @davidthewise6617
      @davidthewise6617 4 місяці тому

      @@NICKI814
      It’s non playable characters in video games they are so repetitive

    • @Beaneabean
      @Beaneabean 4 місяці тому +1

      Thats what employers want.

  • @amospersaud1684
    @amospersaud1684 3 місяці тому +5

    The couple with most PATIENCE🤣🤣🤣

  • @ebiyejombo
    @ebiyejombo 2 місяці тому

    😅😂😂 You guys need your own sitcom!😂😅

  • @1976UNTIL
    @1976UNTIL 4 місяці тому +488

    Probably the most solid acting on UA-cam. Foreals. You should all be in Feature Films. Seriously. 🎉🙌🏻👍🏼

    • @lazyhomeowner
      @lazyhomeowner 4 місяці тому +2

      lol if only you knew 😅

    • @maureendera6440
      @maureendera6440 4 місяці тому +1

      They didn't say it was real dude. Chill out

    • @davidk499
      @davidk499 3 місяці тому +2

      I wanna know why she pecked at the "1940's" register for no result.

    • @KaylaMarie_
      @KaylaMarie_ 3 місяці тому

      @@davidk499thats a typewriter

    • @lockylockhart1211
      @lockylockhart1211 3 місяці тому

      I said it already ! Dang someone beat me to it😅

  • @bartboos8408
    @bartboos8408 4 місяці тому +876

    Watched this too many times. I die each time. The eye contact is killer. Awesome.

  • @fumbananikaunda2560
    @fumbananikaunda2560 4 місяці тому +136

    after he booked the reservation, she treated them like they just entered. Very professional♥️♥️

  • @fattofit5075
    @fattofit5075 4 місяці тому +341

    Her clackety clacking on that ancient machine got me

    • @harvestingYSR
      @harvestingYSR 4 місяці тому +1

      ancient machine 😂😂 nice😂

    • @afpwebworks
      @afpwebworks 4 місяці тому +2

      It’s an adding machine. I think it must be 65 years since I’ve seen one of those

    • @naveen1386
      @naveen1386 4 місяці тому +1

      Ancient machine that seems like has an iPhone 🤣🤣

    • @oldmarine312
      @oldmarine312 4 місяці тому

      Old school adding machine with and iPhone mounted!

    • @valdiviana1
      @valdiviana1 4 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rajniperera146
    @rajniperera146 3 місяці тому +2

    😂😂😂I can’t stop laughing watching this. I’m gonna watch it again 😂

  • @AbhishekGupta-ov9zd
    @AbhishekGupta-ov9zd Місяць тому

    That iphone on the typewriter got me laughing to the groung 🤣

  • @NoName-ji5xg
    @NoName-ji5xg 4 місяці тому +2269

    Hey, waitress here. Most of the time the reason why this happens is because there arent enough servers or there are enough scheduled but they are all stressed out or at their max or they do have a lot of reservations scheduled in the next 30~ish minutes. Usually its a combo of 2 of these 3 things. The hostesses job is to seat people yes, but also (especially in high end restaurants) make sure the servers are not spread too thin and are able to give good service. The reason why in a lot of cases you can go online and book a reservation for right now even though the hostess told you there is a wait is because the owner of the resturant doesn't care about the stress levels of their employees, only making money, and they will create more reservation slots than what are physically able to be seated assuming some wont come in (just like airlines do with plane tickets).

    • @linkguist6861
      @linkguist6861 4 місяці тому +175

      God forbid that the average customer remember that we're a human being

    • @90ilo81
      @90ilo81 4 місяці тому +53

      You’re so right (waiter)

    • @bittripboy
      @bittripboy 4 місяці тому +106

      Was just about to say this, not to mention that if the kitchen is understaffed, it’s a nightmare to seat walkins

    • @ellywinchester2154
      @ellywinchester2154 4 місяці тому +11

      exactly.

    • @Batya-Grace
      @Batya-Grace 4 місяці тому

      @@linkguist6861…Are you aware that your thumbnail is a pedophile symbol for men who like little boys? Most people aren’t aware, so I just thought I’d let you know. 🙂

  • @chas1981
    @chas1981 4 місяці тому +379

    You know how many times I have set tables who complain and the people with reservations show up. No thank you. 😂

    • @ashtensheppard5894
      @ashtensheppard5894 4 місяці тому +58

      Exactly. Just because the tables are all empty at 645 pm doesn’t mean there aren’t six reservations at 7pm . Unless you want to leave the table in 20 min it’s not available…

    • @jason_a7420
      @jason_a7420 4 місяці тому +10

      Then learn to say no and let them cry about it 😂 reservations are priority, simple as that. If the reservation doesn't turn up after more than 15 mins then yeah i would seat the walk ins, and if they then turn up I'd explain we only hold the table for 15mins. It's still a business, it's not their house to come whenever they want

    • @moneybagjojo916
      @moneybagjojo916 4 місяці тому

      Wassup wit her eye brow

  • @SacredDreamer
    @SacredDreamer 19 днів тому

    😆😆that dramatic tapping on the machine at the end there 😆😆

  • @urspk703
    @urspk703 Місяць тому

    That typing got me personally 😂😂😂😂

  • @DominoPuson
    @DominoPuson 4 місяці тому +113

    Actually this is true. I went to a barbershop and when I arrived all of the employees looked at me giving me a creepy feeling. The receptionist asked me do you have a reservation? I said no. The receptionist said oh sorry you need to call for reservation before you can have a haircut. And for now we are fully booked. I told the receptionist, you are fully booked and all you guys are not even doing one person. Theres no customer in here and yet you are fully booked. Look around theres no one!!! And the receptionist looked around and said ok take a sit. Then somebody came and do my haircut. Until my haircut was done, there is literally no customers who came in.

    • @jeevanjaikumar5447
      @jeevanjaikumar5447 4 місяці тому +11

      They just want to look and sound “cool” and make normal things complicated

    • @BankruptMonkey
      @BankruptMonkey 4 місяці тому +13

      Uh you might have stumbled on a money laundering front, not a real business

    • @ceciliadmello7005
      @ceciliadmello7005 3 місяці тому +3

      They are probably a bunch of “kaam chors”, who deliberately don’t take appointments at that time, so they can all slack off together…
      Kaam chor is a Hindi word for “work thief”.

  • @emanuelmijangos3526
    @emanuelmijangos3526 4 місяці тому +338

    😂😂😂😂 IM DEAD!!! ☠️ Javier, your face is CLASSIC!! That’s the face I make when I have to take a sh*t, but the toilets 🚽 are being used 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Happy New Year guys!!

    • @websitelaunchcourse4061
      @websitelaunchcourse4061 4 місяці тому +4

      😂😂😂Damn!!

    • @EvaandJavier
      @EvaandJavier  4 місяці тому +8

      Happy new year 😂

    • @RobertSmith-sh3ke
      @RobertSmith-sh3ke 4 місяці тому

      Shit at home. What is wrong with you? Even restaurant owners don't know if the food served is good to everyone's individual system.

  • @AnthonyKue-uv1vj
    @AnthonyKue-uv1vj День тому

    She should b proud of having two customers that day🤣👍

  • @sofiagutierrez4224
    @sofiagutierrez4224 2 місяці тому +1

    This literally happened to me last week!!! Half the restaurant was empty and they made us sit at the bar 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

  • @randomejuwan2654
    @randomejuwan2654 4 місяці тому +139

    We aint gonna talk about how the hostess is using a Typewriter to "confirm" their reservation?? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @xenocide2121
      @xenocide2121 4 місяці тому +8

      its a cash register... but i get it youre probably 12 and never seen an old school mechanical cash register

    • @dkwannabe
      @dkwannabe 4 місяці тому

      @@xenocide2121 It's actually an adding machine (before calculators). waywiser.fas.harvard.edu/objects/17030/trees

    • @youtubeblachblach
      @youtubeblachblach 4 місяці тому

      @@xenocide2121 im 45 and never seen a mechanical cash register lol

    • @MrJuicekrew
      @MrJuicekrew 4 місяці тому

      @@xenocide2121 Harsh Bruh lol

    • @xenocide2121
      @xenocide2121 4 місяці тому

      XD Glad to be of service.@@MrJuicekrew

  • @kingdum4138
    @kingdum4138 4 місяці тому +254

    That has to be the best clap back ive ever heard for a restaurant. "For people that make reservations" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrBlazado
    @mrBlazado 3 місяці тому

    How did they get through this with a straight face. Funny as hell

  • @user-yx2ci9qt8z
    @user-yx2ci9qt8z Місяць тому

    I love this couple 😅they so real to life love the wife 😅she keeps all women on their toes! thax! Keep pushing all women can benefit ❤

  • @davidmichael9275
    @davidmichael9275 4 місяці тому +53

    I don't run a restaurant but i do take reservations. Had a guy come in. Told him we were booked. No room. He turns around, goes on my website and books an open online reservation for 90 minutes prior. He turns back around and says "im here for my reservation. Im running late."
    I told him to get out.

    • @sharlenelopez2033
      @sharlenelopez2033 4 місяці тому +2

      Ya at the restaurant I work at once your 20 mins late (and haven't called to let us know) you are canceled as a "no show".

    • @jjohnson4975
      @jjohnson4975 3 місяці тому

      😂😂

    • @ernestgalvan9037
      @ernestgalvan9037 Місяць тому

      Then your ‘website’ is crap if it allows one to make a reservation for 90 minutes in the past.

  • @princesamuel3951
    @princesamuel3951 4 місяці тому +94

    His patience level is off the charts!😂😂😂

  • @olomitutuadedotun240
    @olomitutuadedotun240 13 днів тому

    True definition of Legalist.

  • @muhammadyaqoob9844
    @muhammadyaqoob9844 4 місяці тому +38

    A dedicated employee having firm believes in the company policies.

  • @orangetulip1261
    @orangetulip1261 3 місяці тому +32

    I've lost count the amount of times I replayed this 😂😂😂

  • @user-ls5rd8tt1v
    @user-ls5rd8tt1v 2 місяці тому +1

    Perfection...
    If it's not spoken on a digital format...
    Stupidity is all you can find...

  • @maheshengineer
    @maheshengineer 5 днів тому

    Javier is well trained 😂❤❤

  • @GSR902
    @GSR902 4 місяці тому +120

    The sign says “Please wait to be seated” 😂

  • @1TightMinute
    @1TightMinute 4 місяці тому +847

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve run into this situation. People walk in and see an empty restaurant and I tell them I’m booked and then they throw a fit. However, the problem is I can’t guarantee you will get up and when that person gets there at 745 they will throw a bigger fit if I don’t have the table they called for. If you try and be nice and accommodate them it always ends up biting you bc people like this actually don’t care about anyone else. The people who are nice are the ones that you tell them you are book and they take it in stride. Best just to tell them no.

    • @oOSilverZackOo
      @oOSilverZackOo 4 місяці тому +11

      That’s an easy fix actually. I would just tell people they could stay until 20 min before the booked table and will come remind them when time is up.
      If they agree then I would seat them. If not they’d leave. I mean - it’s not that hard lol

    • @1TightMinute
      @1TightMinute 4 місяці тому +61

      @@oOSilverZackOo people must be nicer where you live. It always becomes an issue for me bc they refuse to order or get up when they are suppose to. they leave a complaint later how they felt rush knowing that I gave them time constraints. They act like they are reasonable, only to behave like they don’t care once they sit down. 90% of the time. It’s a struggle that isn’t worth it.

    • @maze8881
      @maze8881 4 місяці тому +36

      ​@@oOSilverZackOoas a server myself I can tell you that's a big gamble. There are to many things out of your control. The food must be made if they sit down and take a long time to order or order more than one course you might be screwed because the kitchen can't make it fast enoth. If they order a steak which has to rest they might still be eating when the people who reserved the table arrive. You also don't know how fast they eat they might be sitting there and take 30 mins to eat their meal and you can't just make people leave who are still eating. Then you also need to get the table ready for the next people. You can't control what happens between now and when the next people arrive. It's just too much of a hassle. It's just best to serve the people who reserve before you take walk ins. The people who make the effort to reserve a table deserve everything to be flawless when they arrive, else they would wonder why even bother to reserve.

    • @janjansxm
      @janjansxm 4 місяці тому +18

      @@oOSilverZackOoI had a couple beg me to go inside “just to see” and sat down and tried to order. People will lie to get their way

    • @thefrener794
      @thefrener794 4 місяці тому +12

      As someone who deals with situations like this it is better to have one problem than two problems. Tell them yes you have 2 problems, tell them no you only have 1 problem.

  • @RiqPsy137
    @RiqPsy137 3 місяці тому

    Did not expect that aggressive typewriting at the end 😂

  • @albertelikemofficials
    @albertelikemofficials 2 місяці тому

    Una mesa para dos personas 😂😂😂... I love this😂😂😅

  • @iketalkmedia2605
    @iketalkmedia2605 4 місяці тому +138

    YALL NEED A SITCOM!!!! Your reactions are sooo real. From the facial expressions to the eye reactions. Keep making great content.
    👊🏾😊🙌🏾

  • @guilrito8127
    @guilrito8127 4 місяці тому +79

    As a hostess when this happens it’s because they’ll walk in 30 minutes to an hour before all the reservations are coming in, which is simply not enough time to sit down and eat. Sometimes I’ll take them in but will let them know I will the table back at a certain time. At least in my case if I say there are no tables available trying to book online or call isn’t going to do anything. If we can’t sit a specific section we will just block it off for reservations too

    • @roxanneryan-downing2357
      @roxanneryan-downing2357 3 місяці тому +1

      So relatable! I have been in the exact same situation countless times!

  • @testtesttest1278
    @testtesttest1278 11 днів тому

    hahahaha right on...we all live in a complex world 😅😅😅

  • @MrsJean17
    @MrsJean17 3 місяці тому

    Eva's eyes are going back and forth and saying a lot. "I thought I was the only one."😂😂😂😂

  • @chrismeyers5963
    @chrismeyers5963 4 місяці тому +5

    Yo, the way he says " Javier " while staring at her looking all menacing had me dying, dude is hilarious

  • @billr.5808
    @billr.5808 4 місяці тому +47

    These two need there own TV show!😃

  • @yeticusrex1661
    @yeticusrex1661 2 місяці тому

    My grandfather had that same type of adding machine that I loved to play when I was a kid over 50 years ago...I loved that thing.

  • @TheHenchmen69
    @TheHenchmen69 10 днів тому

    Lmao this man didn’t blink not once the entire video

  • @nypreap
    @nypreap 4 місяці тому +15

    You can’t get more original than this 😂. It so hilarious 😆

  • @DontdestroytheUSA
    @DontdestroytheUSA 4 місяці тому +105

    The sad part is this is so true and has happened to me 2 times already get told they are completely booked with no tables available get online and reserve a table in the next open slot 5mins out and go right back in and get seated right away also did it while standing infront of the girl right on my phone and waited 2 minutes and got in it’s sad this really happens

    • @MeriemeBenmessaoud
      @MeriemeBenmessaoud 4 місяці тому

      😢😢

    • @HotWheelssalgeyardcustoms
      @HotWheelssalgeyardcustoms 4 місяці тому +1

      It happened to me and my girlfriend also at Sans Milano's in New York City.We did the same thing and got a table . "For all the trouble we skipped the tip ! "F- em ! "I'm trying to eat here !🤬

    • @Abdullah-qe7sf
      @Abdullah-qe7sf 4 місяці тому +2

      Maybe you used some 3rd party app for it. They have a kind of deal with them that a certain amount of tables are reserved for the customers through or something. Idk , how it fully works tho

  • @_Barca_Lover
    @_Barca_Lover 3 місяці тому

    I phone on typewriter got me😂

  • @sjw4life546
    @sjw4life546 2 місяці тому

    "See you soon". IM DEAD!!

  • @mhxxd4
    @mhxxd4 4 місяці тому +27

    Her eye contact during this whole thing is 👌

  • @appliedknowledgeispower2024
    @appliedknowledgeispower2024 3 місяці тому +9

    Javier 😂😂😂😂😂loving the name and the attitude from the wife 😂😂😂❤❤❤the best

  • @DRIVINGSTEIN
    @DRIVINGSTEIN 26 днів тому

    Looks more like a rivalry between both women for the same man!😂😅🤣

  • @squidben5780
    @squidben5780 3 місяці тому

    that fast typing at numbers at the cash for the reservation lol !!!

  • @SlowedPulse
    @SlowedPulse 4 місяці тому +26

    These are priceless. I love you folks

  • @magnussella7855
    @magnussella7855 4 місяці тому +6

    😂 I think you squeezed the most sacrasm out that sketch.

  • @darrenduncum9647
    @darrenduncum9647 Місяць тому

    “What time?” “Right now” 😅

  • @iwantthe80sback59
    @iwantthe80sback59 4 місяці тому +54

    LOVE the thousand year old adding machine 😂😂😂

    • @shondadeloach6714
      @shondadeloach6714 4 місяці тому +3

      Adding machine 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @xenocide2121
      @xenocide2121 4 місяці тому +1

      *Cash register. Also its more like 50-60 years old >.>

    • @melosmann2896
      @melosmann2896 4 місяці тому

      Wtf 😂😂😂 its a typewriter young lad

    • @xenocide2121
      @xenocide2121 4 місяці тому

      no..... its a cash register. Type writers have letters AND numbers... not just numbers@@melosmann2896

    • @xenocide2121
      @xenocide2121 4 місяці тому +1

      incidentally, it can be used as an adding machine, though, its designed use was as a cash register in a store

  • @Alex-br9bf
    @Alex-br9bf 3 місяці тому +56

    The receptionist is a Goddess 😍💯👍🏽

  • @xthexxjackalx7621
    @xthexxjackalx7621 3 місяці тому +1

    Too terribly accurate...

  • @ramenqueen_1013
    @ramenqueen_1013 3 місяці тому

    She gave me the vibes of the woman at the airport in meet the fockers😂😂😂

  • @indryoctavia7630
    @indryoctavia7630 4 місяці тому +7

    I like to see their holding hands... I think that's cute... ❤

  • @t.lucalake8963
    @t.lucalake8963 4 місяці тому +3

    These skits are GENIUS AND HILARIOUS!!😂😂😂😂😂

  •  2 місяці тому

    The century old adding machine...lmao

  • @UniqueCuriousMakeupArtist
    @UniqueCuriousMakeupArtist 2 місяці тому

    Ridiculous yet brilliant 😂

  • @mrharry9594
    @mrharry9594 4 місяці тому +12

    😂😂😂😂😂, this guy's are brilliant always get a laugh from them

  • @andrews3523
    @andrews3523 4 місяці тому +5

    My toxic Ex would have said “You were flirting with that hostess!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tim.Farmlife
    @Tim.Farmlife Місяць тому

    The phone isn’t plugged into a wall jack. 😂😂😂

  • @Chuzo2121
    @Chuzo2121 3 місяці тому

    "Under what name?"😂😂😂

  • @Ria_1811
    @Ria_1811 4 місяці тому +31

    She does her job so well...not even getting distracted by the actual customers 😅

  • @allovett6246
    @allovett6246 4 місяці тому +17

    The eye contact from all three (Especially the staredown between the cashier and Javier) was an equally intense and separate dialog within the overall conversation. Lt Castillo would be impressed.

  • @brianelegar6732
    @brianelegar6732 3 місяці тому

    The iPhone that kept disappearing off the typewriter is getting me. 😆

  • @user-qk7zg5sc1s
    @user-qk7zg5sc1s 3 місяці тому

    Not the typewriter with the iPhone at the top🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bladvenci8237
    @bladvenci8237 4 місяці тому +38

    Eva has met her match😂

  • @laahabachat7845
    @laahabachat7845 4 місяці тому +80

    The way Eva was “patiently quiet”😅

    • @Boomarrang
      @Boomarrang 2 місяці тому +1

      For the first time! 😂.Savagely quiet!

  • @paigebeals8949
    @paigebeals8949 3 місяці тому

    Her typing was personal 😂😂😂

  • @kevinlarson4464
    @kevinlarson4464 3 місяці тому

    They just experienced what I experienced every effing day😂

  • @truemceez89
    @truemceez89 4 місяці тому +3

    These guys are both great actors, it makes everything they do so much funnier.

  • @Ryan-ro1pb
    @Ryan-ro1pb 3 місяці тому

    The hostess's blinks are epic😅

  • @henryhenry3832
    @henryhenry3832 4 місяці тому +26

    This is so accurate

  • @BenjiBoy13
    @BenjiBoy13 2 місяці тому

    A typewritter joined with a smartphone. What is this contraption? 😂😂

  • @bigubee
    @bigubee 19 днів тому

    This is a replica of the hotel reservation without the security officer in the scene. hahaha!

  • @hllymchll
    @hllymchll 4 місяці тому +146

    okay as a hostess at a small pricey restaurant, people always do this. they walk in at 6:30 on a Friday or Saturday and then get mad when we don't have a table. they use the line that there are open tables, but they are all reserved for the whole night. and sorry you're not gonna eat in 30 mins before they show up

    • @ginnymurray1869
      @ginnymurray1869 4 місяці тому +1

      Of course this was a diner but your point is valid.

    • @hllymchll
      @hllymchll 4 місяці тому +3

      @@ginnymurray1869 oh totally. and obviously they're joking here. I guess I'm mostly responding to the people in the comments who don't understand why this sometimes happens

    • @SonicLamb
      @SonicLamb 3 місяці тому

      A smart restaurant would have a section of tables that can't be reserved, and is for walk-in customers.

    • @hllymchll
      @hllymchll 3 місяці тому

      @@SonicLamb it's really small tho. every other place I worked was all about getting as many people in and out as possible and overworking and overstressing the servers and chefs. this one has one chef, the owner, and each table is given about a 2hr window to eat. it's supposed to be slow. with a small amount of tables, it makes more sense to take the reservations and allow walk-ins if there aren't any reservations

  • @mastersweeps6958
    @mastersweeps6958 4 місяці тому +3

    Lets not ignore the manner in which the music influences the feel of this sketch.

  • @freeus6603
    @freeus6603 2 місяці тому

    That was good one. You guys are something else 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ❤