I Said No TV - A Max Fit 5.0

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  • Опубліковано 18 тра 2016
  • Max hates the tv ever since I got the flat screen several years ago. Tonight he wanted to play in the living room so ivdecided to turn it on.

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  • @Noruuuh
    @Noruuuh 4 роки тому +2052

    All those crosses around the house and Max still acts like he’s possessed by Satan.

    • @jomama5186
      @jomama5186 4 роки тому +68

      Now that is funny !

    • @battalionstallion3894
      @battalionstallion3894 4 роки тому +192

      The crosses are just there to weaken maxs power

    • @Helltown66
      @Helltown66 4 роки тому +47

      They need to perform an exorcist process laying around the house isn't enough don't you know

    • @loopylittleme9813
      @loopylittleme9813 4 роки тому +11

      Nora so true 😂😂😂😂

    • @carlosvazquez3263
      @carlosvazquez3263 4 роки тому +11

      A big boy🐥🍒🤝🤝🍎

  • @lorideener5237
    @lorideener5237 4 роки тому +1537

    Max is hilarious when he is angry. He had a temper tantrum. His body language is so adorable. I hope he will overcome his fear of the tv. xoxo

    • @rachdiva
      @rachdiva 4 роки тому +16

      OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jsmith2609
      @jsmith2609 4 роки тому +33

      He’s like, “ I don’t have to talk to you!” *continues to be silent 😂

    • @Dr.Madd138
      @Dr.Madd138 4 роки тому +33

      My bird Ronnie loves the TV and he especially loves Spongebob. He knows the theme song by heart. His arch nemesis is a rubber chicken also

    • @hanac5586
      @hanac5586 4 роки тому +11

      I always lose it when he squats and just bounces up while screaming really hard

    • @Osmann45
      @Osmann45 4 роки тому +13

      @Jasper Garcia Domesticated birds will not survive in nature, are you saying you want him to die?

  • @TheDiva4361
    @TheDiva4361 4 роки тому +478

    "Max, where ya going?"
    Max "I'm going to my room; you may serve my dinner there!"

    • @deadeyes2803
      @deadeyes2803 4 роки тому +19

      no he said "hehehe you better say youre sorry"

  • @johnsmith4589
    @johnsmith4589 4 роки тому +423

    The original “Angry Bird”...

  • @peterchartier3387
    @peterchartier3387 8 років тому +2061

    Real nice banister you have here...shame if anything HAPPENED TO IT *bang bang bang bang*

    • @rossi-oigle5976
      @rossi-oigle5976 8 років тому +152

      It could become match wood very quickly, Daddy, remember my birdy-beak.

    • @angelap7038
      @angelap7038 6 років тому +1

      Rossi-Oigle app

    • @connectedone2343
      @connectedone2343 6 років тому +5

      Peter Chartier Lol...🤣

    • @iceartist22
      @iceartist22 4 роки тому +2

      Peter Chartier 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ernestinemaloy2820
      @ernestinemaloy2820 4 роки тому +2

      @@rossi-oigle5976 lol birdy beak...
      ❣😹👄💖❣❣💋💋

  • @hearfan
    @hearfan 8 років тому +2238

    Wow Dan, he gave you the silent treatment and everything

    • @kathydoyle9939
      @kathydoyle9939 8 років тому +122

      "Poopie-butt" would have been the ultimate addition.

    • @annieweller7769
      @annieweller7769 7 років тому +18

      I think max is cute I also liked angel

    • @ItsJustLisa
      @ItsJustLisa 6 років тому +4

      Kathy Doyle, that observation cracked me up! 🤣🤣

    • @katmaw5910
      @katmaw5910 5 років тому +20

      Silent treatment, walked away, "you better say you're sorry"... The whole shabam.

    • @jennycat4297
      @jennycat4297 5 років тому +10

      I used to get that kind of attitude from my cat when she was mad 😠 lol

  • @yosieposiejones6590
    @yosieposiejones6590 5 років тому +205

    Love it when he beats his wings to emphasise how angry he is!

  • @christopherlyon4980
    @christopherlyon4980 4 роки тому +321

    He has soooooo many opinions for somebody who doesnt pay no bills 😂😂😂

  • @AcPh-nc3vz
    @AcPh-nc3vz 5 років тому +567

    I love how he slides down the bannister

    • @ernestinemaloy2820
      @ernestinemaloy2820 4 роки тому +13

      Amy Phalon kind of hard to be dignified when ur sliding down a banister....

    • @ernestinemaloy2820
      @ernestinemaloy2820 3 роки тому +3

      @@eireannemerald1382 that's ghostbusters....

    • @michelleregis6181
      @michelleregis6181 3 роки тому +5

      or how he walks like a little soldier

    • @ernestinemaloy8680
      @ernestinemaloy8680 2 роки тому +1

      @@eireannemerald1382 maxwell burd that's who...
      ..

    • @angelwings7930
      @angelwings7930 2 роки тому +1

      We had a goffin cockatoo. Small type of cockatoo. I taught him to slide down a bannister in our house. It was easy because the stairway was in two parts, it switched direction halfway down. So he didn’t have to slide far. I knew in my gut he’d be ok, so we had to give him a sort of push the first time. Sounds horrible but we loved him, we were gentle with him, but the first time he tried it he was balking. So we sort of gently pushed him, not in a rough way. He was just a small parrot, easily could get hurt. Anyway - he loved it after realizing what I was trying to show him. He willingly, repeatedly slid down that bannister after that. It was a good, wide bannister, not your normal narrow type. So one of us would let him him go at the top and I’d catch him at the bottom. It was great, as soon as I caught him I’d lift him up high on my fingers, over my head, and say “Hooray !!!, big boy”!!!!!, and every time he spread his wings out in victory. He was so proud 😂 It was the funniest damn thing. 😂😂😂😂😂❤️

  • @Yzarro
    @Yzarro 7 років тому +2228

    "Hello? I need to return this tv."
    "Certainly. What is the reason for this return?"
    "My bird hates it."
    "..."

    • @finkygsd2720
      @finkygsd2720 7 років тому +59

      as n animal lover i would have replied. we will take your TV under 1 condition.. bring your bird lets get the TV that you and your bird will love :)

    • @Demetori_Fan
      @Demetori_Fan 7 років тому +13

      finky gsd lmaoooo!!

    • @finkygsd2720
      @finkygsd2720 7 років тому +27

      thanks for LMAO ... umm seriously customer service must be always on top ... esp when animals'unhappiness is involved.

    • @brendabilotti1912
      @brendabilotti1912 7 років тому +6

      Yzarro 😂😂 I died

    • @MrPumpkinDuck
      @MrPumpkinDuck 6 років тому +2

      lololol

  • @jamiecase8634
    @jamiecase8634 4 роки тому +132

    Max walking up the steps cracked me up!!!! This bird is hilarious. Gives the cold shoulder and all. I'd love to spend a day with him! Too cute!!!

    • @emiliaescobar7652
      @emiliaescobar7652 2 роки тому +3

      Hmm, this reminds me of myself, when I'm mad/going up my steps! LOL

  • @aguywithrandomconvictions5302
    @aguywithrandomconvictions5302 4 роки тому +193

    2:00 "Why are you so afraid of a TV screen?"
    Max: *"By the power vested upon me by thy blackest of demons..."*

    • @ScottJoC
      @ScottJoC 4 роки тому +1

      Birds don't see things exactly like us. Tvs look like flickering images to them. You know like those seizure videos but like all the time

  • @wxclim8
    @wxclim8 8 років тому +2014

    It's hard to be lippy when you're sliding down a banister.

  • @Teobi1
    @Teobi1 8 років тому +1742

    After that creepy laugh it sounds like he says "You better say you're sorry".
    I'd be scared if I were you... XD

    • @pjglory3348
      @pjglory3348 8 років тому +99

      I thought I heard that, or " you're gonna say you're sorry!" .....oh oh...

    • @Teobi1
      @Teobi1 8 років тому +60

      +Paula Gallagher That's even MORE ominous!!

    • @ghunter182003
      @ghunter182003 7 років тому +26

      little white dog I definitely heard that...😳😳😳

    • @georgiebear3722
      @georgiebear3722 7 років тому +10

      little white dog bird got beef with dad

    • @bruhmoment8114
      @bruhmoment8114 7 років тому +2

      little white dog the birb is ebil

  • @GrowInContainer
    @GrowInContainer 5 років тому +395

    2:37 Hahahahaha
    You better say you are sorry...
    I will definitely say sorry after that scary laugh 😂😂😂

    • @SpicyMang0s
      @SpicyMang0s 4 роки тому +3

      Grow In Container lmaoooo

    • @deadeyes2803
      @deadeyes2803 4 роки тому +31

      the tone change in his voice from the laugh to the quote is the scariest part

    • @Justicia007
      @Justicia007 Місяць тому

      Wow, very spooky..lol

  • @WeRNthisToGetHer
    @WeRNthisToGetHer 4 роки тому +60

    I think he went to the corner to hatch an evil plan and now he's laughing about it

  • @Quacking-Goose
    @Quacking-Goose 8 років тому +405

    he probably acts like that cause he thinks if you watch TV you'll stop paying attention to him?

    • @PieALaMode
      @PieALaMode 8 років тому +40

      plus big flashing images

    • @peterchartier3387
      @peterchartier3387 8 років тому +29

      +Pie A La Mode Humans see motion at ~30 FPS, but a bird doesn't until 100 fps. So a normal TV is just random pictures and noises to Max.

    • @peterchartier3387
      @peterchartier3387 8 років тому +2

      +Wart Dog yaaa no it's not.

    • @Quacking-Goose
      @Quacking-Goose 8 років тому +12

      But birds can see in way more color than we can, like Super HD vision "
      Can birds see in color?
      Ironically, the answer is that birds see many more colors than humans can, but birds are also capable of seeing many more colors than they have in their plumage. Birds have additional color cones in their retina that are sensitive to ultraviolet range so they see colors that are invisible to humans.
      "

    • @asdfjkli
      @asdfjkli 8 років тому +2

      +Wart Dog
      www.psychologytoday.com/blog/what-shapes-film/201406/why-you-can-t-take-pigeon-the-movies Not sure if the same applies to Cockatoos, but there is a grain of truth to it.

  • @alexandriadee7648
    @alexandriadee7648 6 років тому +854

    I think Max runs the house, and let's you live there.😁😁

    • @skennedyrn
      @skennedyrn 5 років тому +12

      I love this bird!!

    • @mu99ins
      @mu99ins 4 роки тому +10

      This little wild bird who roosted in my heater box did not like TV. It wanted music. We listened to music full time for 7 months. Sounds like torture, but it was one of my retirement goals to broaden my music listening, and that sure did the trick. I never suspected that birds were so intelligent. It listened to me from before I woke up in the morning until I was asleep at night. The bird had curiosity and could figure things out. The way in which it prompted me to play music changed over time. One of the things I disliked about the bird was it tweeted when I yawned. I tried yawning silently, but it could hear that, too, and tweeted. It's a gas listening to music with a bird. It liked all music, even the weird stuff, but it liked big band swing music the most because of all the soloists. It loved the soloists, like in the 5th movement of Beethoven's 9th Symphony, when the soloist would start singing, the bird would tweet each one. It also liked crescendos. It tweeted when music began to be repetitive. It would tweet when a song was about to end. When the music volume went soft, the bird would tweet quieter. It flat tweeted You Tube when it interrupted the music. It would flat tweet me if I made a noise during the music. It listened to my keyboard and mouse clicks to predict if I was going to play music. It had an insta-tweet that it would use for various things. A couple of times, it insta-tweeted when the music burst suddenly very loud. The problem is that it would hear the music and do it's insta-tweet before I heard the music get loud. I think birds process sounds in their brain quicker than humans. The bird would listen to the first few bars of a new piece of music, as if it were getting to know the music, and then it would tweet. But if I put on the Beatles, it would tweet right away. I think it recognized Louse Armstrong, too.

    • @karehhartig7287
      @karehhartig7287 4 роки тому

      @@mu99ins that is so cool ! What a wonderful experience 😁🙏🏼

    • @mu99ins
      @mu99ins 4 роки тому +4

      @@karehhartig7287 - It's one of those stories that I can't tell people in real life. They'll think I'm nuts, and I wouldn't blame them.
      It's a good memory, though. I miss the bird. Glad it's gone because it's weird being listened to night and day.

    • @quackquack4156
      @quackquack4156 4 роки тому +4

      THE OWNER JUST COME HOME TO SLEEP AND PAY THE BILLS .

  • @wittyag
    @wittyag 4 роки тому +239

    He protec.
    He attac.
    But most of all, he talks back.

    • @jcsussex
      @jcsussex 3 роки тому

      @j mula He's probably one of those douches that likes to comment "first".

  • @alivenwell4340
    @alivenwell4340 5 років тому +184

    Never a dull moment in this house I imagine 😂

  • @Tinlion09
    @Tinlion09 8 років тому +138

    Flapping his tiny wings in impotent anger

  • @DKGH124
    @DKGH124 6 років тому +359

    "Are you a big baby bird?"
    "... My lawyer has informed me that, by responding to that question, I may incriminate myself in some way, and I have been advised to exercise my right to remain silent."

    • @cyndih8680
      @cyndih8680 4 роки тому +2

      DKGH124 😂😂😂😂

    • @k8h991
      @k8h991 4 роки тому

      Lol, stop it!

  • @babybuzzie7276
    @babybuzzie7276 2 роки тому +27

    It’s probably a good thing we don’t know exactly what Max is saying when he’s upset because the videos would probably get censored. Who needs a tv when you have Mr. Max! 😇

  • @thothscribe3850
    @thothscribe3850 2 роки тому +28

    I love it. If you understood the childish antics, and appealing natural acting and characterization of Max, and it is natural to birds to have tantrums, watch nature, well you would be laughing hard... love this bird.

  • @thepunnerd4322
    @thepunnerd4322 7 років тому +724

    Max laughing + that swaying just looks like he's plotting an evil plan to get rid of the TV.

    • @susanhopkins7073
      @susanhopkins7073 6 років тому +12

      Actually, that kind of behavior in a cockatoo is an expression of fear. Move the damn T.V.!

    • @j.s.1816
      @j.s.1816 5 років тому +1

      ThePunNerd Yes, it does. Lol

    • @ENuGify
      @ENuGify 5 років тому +9

      I agree, I thought he was like playing with the hat saying turn on the TV and the Hat dies! With a Sinister laugh to boot

    • @summerabigail04
      @summerabigail04 5 років тому

      ThePunNerd lol

    • @truditrudi753
      @truditrudi753 5 років тому +8

      I think Max is plotting to get rid of his owner 🤣

  • @renegarza4418
    @renegarza4418 8 років тому +390

    Dan: Why are you so afraid of a t.v screen. 1:58
    Max: its loud. 2:01

    • @bluewaves2539
      @bluewaves2539 8 років тому +46

      I caught that too. So very smart.

    • @lwnf360
      @lwnf360 8 років тому +36

      Haha Max answers every question Dan asks him!

    • @waqasahmed939
      @waqasahmed939 8 років тому +21

      Lol I love that. Parrots love making noise :D

    • @waqasahmed939
      @waqasahmed939 7 років тому +3

      Keerthana M Sorry?

    • @TheLovelybbe
      @TheLovelybbe 7 років тому +3

      Keerthana M Cacatoè

  • @heyodi3092
    @heyodi3092 4 роки тому +61

    I love when he’s caught stewing in the corner it’s like he’s trying to play it off like oh yes this hat is very bendy and orange yes this is definitely a hat you have here

  • @jennycat4297
    @jennycat4297 4 роки тому +197

    Its funny at 1:26 after being called a "baby bird" he turns his back. It's like saying "Talk to the hand!" Lol😂😂

  • @CurvyAries
    @CurvyAries 5 років тому +1112

    Max's temper tantrums tickle me so much lol. The way he yells at Dan and then the silent treatment with the little sway back and forth like he's fuming lol. I love the way he storms up the stairs too lol. Such a mega attitude from such a little creature. I love everything about Max ;-)

    • @PapRedpaw
      @PapRedpaw 4 роки тому

      Goblin it’s an expression, it means it makes him laugh 😉

    • @SpicyMang0s
      @SpicyMang0s 4 роки тому

      Goblin yes!

    • @lisalarouge6309
      @lisalarouge6309 4 роки тому +5

      At the top of the stairs it sounded like he muttered “you suck”.

    • @melvinjansen2338
      @melvinjansen2338 4 роки тому

      @@PapRedpaw super gay if that's true

    • @xxruby_scorpion212xx5
      @xxruby_scorpion212xx5 3 роки тому

      i mostly love the fact of how BIG his beak is XD

  • @janelpopp
    @janelpopp 7 років тому +550

    2:38 *evil chuckle* "You better say you're sorry."
    I don't know. After that, I think I would've been inclined to apologize and turn off the TV.

    • @btoiscool
      @btoiscool 5 років тому +36

      The plotting started there.

    • @happy1831
      @happy1831 5 років тому +9

      And then ran🤣🏃🏼‍♂️

    • @JBSD84
      @JBSD84 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-ti4dl8tw7h
      @user-ti4dl8tw7h 5 років тому +4

      Aww....Daddy's so sorry Max 😢 (turns TV of and go hugs Max) ..... Max (big smile and evil laughter huhuhuhu)

    • @Salomeii
      @Salomeii 5 років тому +9

      Lol I heard him. That plus the evil stroking of the cloth. Something evil is afoot! Lol

  • @nugsymalone1247
    @nugsymalone1247 4 роки тому +68

    Patrick star: "Hes just standing there, menacingly!!!"

  • @tasteless7795
    @tasteless7795 3 роки тому +38

    When Max starts talking in his normal voice he sounds like a probe droid from Star Wars sending signals lol

  • @amyhogan7517
    @amyhogan7517 8 років тому +446

    Max so mad he turned his back to his daddy.. 💕💕💕💕

  • @bruno-tt
    @bruno-tt 7 років тому +415

    It's actually so impressive how he just walks up the stairs at 2:20 - they're about as tall as him, and he doesn't even have to use his beak.

    • @MrMaxTVWorld
      @MrMaxTVWorld  7 років тому +143

      when Max has his mind on something he gets it done

    • @onetruemoody5556
      @onetruemoody5556 6 років тому +11

      Mr. Max T.V. Hahahahaha 🤣🤣👏

    • @pumpkinpuna4087
      @pumpkinpuna4087 5 років тому +19

      @ 2:15-- No wonder he's upset..That Chrisley guy is very strange. When I saw the previews even I was traumatized.. my husband found me standing on the stair banister hitting my head and rocking back and forth "

    • @goognamgoognw6637
      @goognamgoognw6637 5 років тому +2

      He can lift his whole body with his clawed legs.

    • @blondwiththewind
      @blondwiththewind 5 років тому +13

      He does it so well.....he just sort of "glides" up those stairs. Almost like he's on an escalator.

  • @saturdaycity
    @saturdaycity 4 роки тому +75

    1:15 Human: “... Big baby bird”
    Parrot’s thoughts: “I’m not speaking to this guy anymore”. Turns his back. Walks upstairs after the below-his-dignity comment :D

  • @lathavaratharajan5071
    @lathavaratharajan5071 4 роки тому +147

    Perched and swaying from side to side means Max's really mad at something.😂😂😂

    • @theresesmilingmoon9186
      @theresesmilingmoon9186 4 роки тому +1

      It means he is stressed. They don't get "mad" they're birds.

    • @BarnacleButtock
      @BarnacleButtock 4 роки тому +19

      @@theresesmilingmoon9186 they get mad

    • @SillyConure
      @SillyConure 4 роки тому +16

      @@theresesmilingmoon9186 Uhm yes they do get mad! They have emotions just like we do! They're not just stressed, they can be angry, afraid or sad just like us!

    • @graciep.6984
      @graciep.6984 3 роки тому +2

      @THERESE SMILINGMOON Different bird species, different intelligence level and emotions. If you don't know about them, I'd suggest Googling it, or finding something on UA-cam. There's a lot of information to be found. It's really fascinating stuff, especially when checking it out for the first time. You'll never look at birds (especially parrots and corvidae) the same way again. :)

  • @selendriamuganogo7077
    @selendriamuganogo7077 8 років тому +157

    max is like "you like this hat? turn the t.v. off or I will destroy it" (insert evil laugh)

  • @wxclim8
    @wxclim8 8 років тому +414

    At 2:38 it sounds like he says, "You better say you're sorry."

    • @Boyycrazzy97
      @Boyycrazzy97 8 років тому +44

      It totally does!

    • @lulabell79_31
      @lulabell79_31 7 років тому +29

      wxclim8 definitely!! good catch. He is too funny when he throws a hissy fit!!!

    • @lamaddussa
      @lamaddussa 7 років тому +8

      he did!!

    • @carlosvaldez3620
      @carlosvaldez3620 6 років тому +2

      wxclim8 he did

    • @GrimSlaughter
      @GrimSlaughter 5 років тому +3

      @Elon Pate it's not creepy. It's true. That's a mad birb

  • @Loumains
    @Loumains 4 роки тому +213

    Turns his back and sways 😂😂😂😂I’m not talking to you 😂😂😂😂OMG hrs off to bed

  • @shirleypena4133
    @shirleypena4133 4 роки тому +46

    Mr. Max:"You'd better say you're sorry!" Oh no, that sounds like a threat! :-o

    • @Cissy2cute
      @Cissy2cute 4 роки тому +2

      He's definitely asking for an apology. 🤗 Listening with headphones on there is not doubt. This is Max "par excellence" with a number of his "I'm really angry at you" sounds and movements.😠 He even turns his back on Dan at one point.😁

  • @Sydeucer
    @Sydeucer 7 років тому +162

    Threw a tantrum then stormed up the stairs. I'm done. LOL

  • @mrst7831
    @mrst7831 8 років тому +67

    I love the way Max glides up the stairs. I know they do get jealous when you focus on other things. My parrot April once removed half the letters from my keyboard when I left the room for a minute. She hated to see me petting something other than her!!!

  • @11Garrett11
    @11Garrett11 4 роки тому +25

    He’s the cutest thing ever. I love when he slowly moves side to side, it’s hypnotic.

  • @RPRIMICI
    @RPRIMICI 2 роки тому +5

    3:36 Max is contemplating whether he should rip your baseball cap to shreds.

  • @CharlesTheCreator
    @CharlesTheCreator 7 років тому +254

    "Why are you so afraid of a TV screen?"
    *Max:* *grumble* I don't wanna talk about it.

  • @HangryKitsune
    @HangryKitsune 8 років тому +604

    Well, that is a laugh I don't want to hear in the night xD

  • @CheriSTJohn-mh8wz
    @CheriSTJohn-mh8wz 4 роки тому +43

    This is like a 3 yr old child. Tantrums when he doesn’t get his way. 🤣

  • @itsmecandi9951
    @itsmecandi9951 3 роки тому +15

    I love how he slides down rail! Sassy pant!
    Lol He has such a funny personality! I always get a good laugh. Thank you for sharing him.

  • @damarissolis7424
    @damarissolis7424 7 років тому +437

    Did you all hear on the steps when Max said, "You need to say you're sorry".

  • @xander7ful
    @xander7ful 7 років тому +164

    Max rocking from side to side after you called him a Big Baby Bird is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

  • @jessicacarroll1062
    @jessicacarroll1062 5 років тому +46

    2:32
    Dan: What?
    Max: (clucks like an angry chicken) You better say you're sorry.

  • @melaniem4798
    @melaniem4798 3 роки тому +9

    This is still one of my favorite Max videos. His tantrums are so funny. I love how he puts his whole body into it for extra emphasis.

  • @sezzaaa0128
    @sezzaaa0128 7 років тому +78

    that moment where max is so pissed he just quietley goes to the stairs and starts poking something..

  • @pointsurrender
    @pointsurrender 5 років тому +984

    I was waiting for the cross to turn 180 degrees.

  • @itiswhatitis9083
    @itiswhatitis9083 3 роки тому +11

    I love his tantrums. Such a charecter.

  • @emmacummins2675
    @emmacummins2675 2 роки тому +6

    dan and max. you just do not know how much during lockdown in particularly you have both cheered my mum dad and i up. i started watching then i told mum once she found youtube on their new smart tv. she is on youtube everynight when unable to sleep. so she has watched and watched max and yourself. and we have all watched also. we turn on everynight to check if their is a new video. our favourite is this one. thanks for your videos .

  • @JuggerGirl001
    @JuggerGirl001 6 років тому +1388

    Omg he really walked up the steps 😂😂😂😂 Mad level over 9000!!!!

    • @brendastuart194
      @brendastuart194 5 років тому +23

      and you can hear his feet as he does. pitter patter of little bird-steps! too cite

    • @stephendelvacchio9335
      @stephendelvacchio9335 5 років тому +1

      She'Myia Malone if there was a dog there that would not work well the dogs could get jealous

    • @uninformedluddite
      @uninformedluddite 5 років тому +10

      @@stephendelvacchio9335 - Birds can also ride dogs around the house. Used to have a cockatiel that was in love with Holly the Labrador-cross. They used to have a lovely time together.

    • @stephendelvacchio9335
      @stephendelvacchio9335 5 років тому +1

      Ok

    • @CHRISTChrysalisInManhaim
      @CHRISTChrysalisInManhaim 5 років тому +9

      Im so happy someone else felt the sheer hilarity just burst through watching and hearing him walk up those stairs...i literally have a tear in my eye writing this!😅

  • @RedDogs27
    @RedDogs27 8 років тому +68

    Max's Evil Laugh Is Amazing

  • @massabielle2821
    @massabielle2821 4 роки тому +4

    Oh my goodness! When he just sauntered away up the stairs, I thought I would bust from laughter. What an attitude! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @umachan9286
    @umachan9286 5 років тому +28

    I love Max. He's got so much personality.

  • @Greg29
    @Greg29 7 років тому +437

    Watching this makes me laugh, but if I had to live with that I'd go out of my mind.

    • @ViralAddict77
      @ViralAddict77 7 років тому +83

      Greg Egan Lol... I grew up with one that my grandmother had, and when I was young, by best friend that lived in the apartment below me had one. Yeah, sometimes their fits and yelling can get to you, but the emotional complexity, funny antics, and affection they have for you makes it all worth it. The stuff Max does here reminds me so much of the two birds I became close with.

    • @MiamiPush2theLimit
      @MiamiPush2theLimit 6 років тому +22

      Greg Egan that’s why us bird people are always talking to our birds. We’ve gone loco 😜

    • @cocoachanelrock
      @cocoachanelrock 5 років тому +6

      Having 3 I'm a mental patient lmao

    • @annagitana1
      @annagitana1 5 років тому +3

      It's like living in a lunatic asylum.

  • @kellypersich5021
    @kellypersich5021 7 років тому +283

    When he's playing with the hat and laughing, all I can think of is planning to poop in your hat.

    • @katmaw5910
      @katmaw5910 5 років тому +3

      Kelly Persich plus, he's not allowed to play with the hat... Revenge play.

  • @itsmorgyntime
    @itsmorgyntime 5 років тому +20

    That sound he made at the beginning before he started knocking on the wall cracks me up every time

  • @Kaidh9080
    @Kaidh9080 4 роки тому +18

    He's got so much personality he needs his own UA-cam show

  • @alexlubbers1589
    @alexlubbers1589 8 років тому +185

    my grandpa died a few days ago, but max cheers me up all the time.

  • @ellyuploads
    @ellyuploads 8 років тому +117

    "*creepy evil laugh* you better say you're sorry. 😈" now picture that, in the middle of the night. And you don't own a pet.

    • @VictoriaSobocki
      @VictoriaSobocki 5 років тому

      ellyuploads aaaAAAAHHHHH

    • @Kakarott06
      @Kakarott06 5 років тому +5

      Even when you have a parrot it, of course, is still creepy to have it talking like that out of nowhere lol

    • @JayMaverick
      @JayMaverick 5 років тому

      BUT WHO WAS PHONE

    • @michellenine9486
      @michellenine9486 5 років тому

      It's happened several times

  • @2574mcu
    @2574mcu 5 років тому +14

    He cracks me up when he yells like that.

  • @hebneh
    @hebneh 4 роки тому +8

    "Now I'm really mad, and I'm going to pout and ignore you."

  • @tylahrosiejaynesmith
    @tylahrosiejaynesmith 8 років тому +37

    Love how he just walks up stairs :) awwhhh sassy pants

  • @Halpin2006
    @Halpin2006 8 років тому +1317

    Face it. Max is just a 2 yr old child that will always be 2 yrs old!

    • @jessicacuvilier6975
      @jessicacuvilier6975 6 років тому +22

      is that what its like to have this kind of bird? like a 2 year old child??

    • @mitch19636
      @mitch19636 6 років тому +24

      Yes.........

    • @fiaa01
      @fiaa01 6 років тому +91

      jessica cuvilier yes. Yes it is. They're like the terrible twos and threes their whole life. They'll be nice and cute one second, then something makes them upset and they throw a tantrum, then they're nice again. My uncle Randy had a parrot from its hatching, grew up around it. His was a tad more mild mannered and calm, but once she got a tantrum going she would scream "let the bodies hit the floor" and throw cups at whoever she was unhappy with. Or if she was just generally upset she would run around the living room and scream at everything, then she'd just climb on top of her cage and just sit there quietly till she felt better or till Randy came to talk to her.

    • @fuckingrevoulutionthisbitc5502
      @fuckingrevoulutionthisbitc5502 6 років тому +2

      2 yr old having a fit

    • @Triciatly
      @Triciatly 6 років тому +25

      Eternal Horizons let the bodies hit the floor 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @misspamm1968
    @misspamm1968 2 роки тому +3

    This is the best, most blessed, entertainment! Thank you!!We understand how Max feel’s about the TV. Our Golden Retriever has issues with us watching ours. She is convinced those people and animals..are in our house. We sneak into our bedroom while she’s sleeping…to watch ;-) if she catches us she plays rescue 911… a barking starts to alert the entire valley!!

  • @Minerva_McGonagall
    @Minerva_McGonagall 3 роки тому +4

    0:07 Man: What are you doing???
    Max: I am going to have a new staircase

  • @crismondragon
    @crismondragon 8 років тому +44

    "*chuckles* you better say youre sorry"
    I WOULD MOVE OUT

  • @trevorhensley3185
    @trevorhensley3185 8 років тому +64

    You have made this personal, human.

  • @bustamango863
    @bustamango863 5 років тому +8

    Walked up the stairs like “I’m out”..

  • @cathyt144
    @cathyt144 5 років тому +2

    Oh how i adore this crazy bird ❤️💙💛💜💚💖😀

  • @insaturnsringzz
    @insaturnsringzz 7 років тому +256

    'Cause youre a big baby bird!' LOLOLOLOL

  • @Mitch6697
    @Mitch6697 6 років тому +124

    I like the way max walks up the stairs 😂

  • @beverlyedens8251
    @beverlyedens8251 3 роки тому +6

    I love it when Max shakes his head and wings in defiance, he means business. To cute 😊!

  • @marilynbergemann6808
    @marilynbergemann6808 4 роки тому +3

    First time I watched this video, it had maybe 200 views. I love this video. I told everybody I knew to watch this. Now in 2019, it's good to see it at 1,320,649 views. Keep up the amazing work Mr. Max and your human Dan🙂🕊

  • @theresaatkins7870
    @theresaatkins7870 8 років тому +33

    Wow he's really upset. I had a cockatiel years ago who did the swaying and the open beak hissing whenever I wore a black shirt. They all have their own little quirks and fears

  • @qattah
    @qattah 7 років тому +83

    throwing a tantrum while sliding down the banister... lol!

    • @annhughes1503
      @annhughes1503 5 років тому

      Loved it when max through a tantrum while sliding down the banister and shouting at dan max walking up the stairs and laughing he under stands what is said to him good bond between max and dad

  • @johnwahan9086
    @johnwahan9086 4 роки тому +2

    Max has a awesome personality. I enjoy his videos. 👍.

  • @hollyb5432
    @hollyb5432 Рік тому +3

    Whenever I need a smile, I watch this video. Max cracks me up when he's telling you off here!

  • @TowerJunkie4lyfe
    @TowerJunkie4lyfe 5 років тому +416

    I've never met a person that said they wanted a bird, I've only known people with birds

    • @andrewdaley3081
      @andrewdaley3081 4 роки тому +9

      Underrated comment you deserve more likes. Andy England 🇬🇧👍♥️

    • @spockslot
      @spockslot 4 роки тому +7

      I had a bird in Hawaii, and I still wish I had one but not Max..lol

    • @clydeblacks5217
      @clydeblacks5217 4 роки тому +10

      I want a bird

    • @ericwoytasek269
      @ericwoytasek269 4 роки тому +44

      I knew a woman who had a parrot. She described it like living with a hyperactive three year old who has a pair of bolt cutters you can't take away.

    • @spockslot
      @spockslot 4 роки тому +8

      @@ericwoytasek269 tell me about it had a parakeet in Hawaii my ears took a pounding figuratively and literally..lol

  • @RalphDratman
    @RalphDratman 7 років тому +142

    This is more interesting than is has any right to be. My wife and I keep watching you and Max, amazed.

  • @kimberlylou3316
    @kimberlylou3316 4 роки тому +44

    Hahaha he looks like he’s plotting against you towards the end of the video 😂

  • @krisbest6405
    @krisbest6405 2 роки тому +1

    The slide down the bannister was priceless. Max is my birds tv.

  • @heatherdaugherty4936
    @heatherdaugherty4936 7 років тому +72

    I love how he bobs that head with his sassy self

    • @dgcaz1
      @dgcaz1 4 роки тому

      And the Oscar for Best Dramatic Exit goes to...

  • @Proxy-gu5yz
    @Proxy-gu5yz 7 років тому +237

    Did anyone else hear him say "Are you going to say your sorry?" at 2:39 ??

  • @pandemedley9378
    @pandemedley9378 4 роки тому +4

    3:30 - I've always loved how the classical music kicks in while Max watches you watch him

  • @samoneill6733
    @samoneill6733 5 років тому +8

    1:58 dan: why are you so afraid of a TV screen?
    Max: I dunno, I just am

  • @SchachtStudio
    @SchachtStudio 7 років тому +76

    Him playing with the hat is hilarious!

    • @celyncapo
      @celyncapo 7 років тому +29

      It's was so creepy lol

  • @mscedel1895
    @mscedel1895 7 років тому +171

    if he starts putting on a hockey mask you need to gtfo!

    • @miranduri
      @miranduri 6 років тому +1

      Ms Cedel 😂😂😂

  • @elizabethtorres6069
    @elizabethtorres6069 4 роки тому +112

    Looks like Max is mad as heck.
    Wow! Never seen a bird give a human the cold shoulder. 😂
    Put a documentary of birds on TV, and see if Max will watch it with you. It would make an interesting video, on his reaction.

  • @CarolLynnWilliams
    @CarolLynnWilliams Рік тому +3

    I've never seen any other bird rant as effectively as the cockatoos do !!!

  • @blondwiththewind
    @blondwiththewind 5 років тому +277

    HAHAHAAA!!! I just love Max when he does his incorrigible sputtering tantrums!!! SO FUNNY!!!! OMG: then he stomps up the stairs just like an angry toddler, and sulks for a while!!!
    This bird cracks me up!!!
    I just discovered these videos in the past couple of weeks......I've become addicted.....and when my Cocker Spaniel hears this bird: he comes to watch him too!!!!
    Thanks for the laughs!!

    • @theresesmilingmoon9186
      @theresesmilingmoon9186 4 роки тому +4

      he's NOT a toddler. he's a BIRD. They do not understand your words enough to have a conversation. It's all mimic
      and sound. These birds are SO sensitive......

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 4 роки тому +8

      @@theresesmilingmoon9186 If you listen further you can hear a few fucks and you's in there 😂

  • @ApfersPL
    @ApfersPL 6 років тому +78

    0:41 How to go to someone, scream your lungs out and then gracefully exit.

  • @dezmondweird6677
    @dezmondweird6677 3 роки тому +2

    Max is such a dramatic birb! He’s just like my birbs and I love it.

  • @w7s5lm46
    @w7s5lm46 4 роки тому +14

    Max you are the coolest adorable feathery little dude I have ever seen...