I admit there is sometimes where chip kills me and I'm like "wut" But once I find out than sure. GG. Glad to know what happened Nothing wrong with realizing your mistakes
Secret technique: "I would've won last patch" -Makes it seem like your character got unfairly nerfed -No way/very hard to verify. The patch Is gone. -Triple effectiveness if your audience doesn't play the game in question. -If you play on the previous version and lose, combo into "I kept getting the versions mixed up."
Me: "Bad Matchup." Them: "Yeah, but I still won." Me: "Lag." Them: "It's an arcade cabinet." Me: "I don't even play this game." Them: "No one plays this game." Me:"... bluetooth?"
"I don't even play this game" has a brother, it's called "That wasn't even my main". Also useful on both offense and defence. And if you WERE using your main, just say "nah that's my OLD main, I've been picking up a new character"
Perfect counter to all the phrases in the vid: "Hold That" -Flexible -Non-committal -Cannot be countered "Bro there was lag I swear!" "Thems how it is man, hold that" "Bro this match-up is BS dude, I should have won." "should have been prepared dude, hold that." "Bro I blocked that I swear." "Game says you didn't dude, hold that" "Bro there was Bluetooth interference, my pad was acting up." "Too bad bro, hold that." "Bro I don't even play this game. I could beat you if in my game." "Well we aren't, we playin this game so hold that." "Hold that" is the real victory OS.
The most classic phrase in fighting game history is still: *"I think my controller is broken."* You can't deny it, 99-100% of people who ever touched a fighting game said this line once in their life.
Hmm instead of the "it was fine on my end" defensive option, it might be stronger to pull out the "I was lagging too. I was lagging even harder than you and still beat you." Offensive counter.
It's important to remember if a laggy match was really was good on your end, that's because it was your connection that sucked and you were never the one whose game was stuck waiting for your opponents inputs like they were.
Holy shit, one hour before my Beginner's Tournament Jiyuna saved Guilty Gear, saved Melty Blood, is on his way to save Blazblue, and now saved my tournament
My favorite online tech which I learnt in Hisoutensoku discord "Frozen fongers, inputs shitputs" Impossible to argument against if the weather backs you up
My favorite excuse is "I wasn't playing serious" it's hard to disprove, it makes your opponent scared of you and it makes them feel bad that their win wasn't valid
You forgot the medicinal herbs technique for netplay. "I'm baked lmao" -Makes your wins more impressive while covering your losses -Impossible to counter if playing in a legal state
@@myboy_ My winter quarantine saturday nights have been using a DiVinci and cycling my steam fighting games. I feel bad for the people on the other end sometimes lol. I go from godlike to trash at a moments notice.
It's rare that a single piece of information can have such a drastic effect upon the world. But I can safely say that I am never going to lose, legitimately, ever again.
"Dude I don't even play this game and even I know this is a terrible matchup, didn't you saw that? I blocked that but with this stupid lag and bluethoot interferance its impossible to win"
back in the gears of war days on 360 when you would play online a player on either team would be the host for the match and basically have no lag. If you ever lost a gun fight or any exchange it didn't matter you would just say "HOOOOST".
For the lag response one of the most soul crushing things I've ever seen was Cloud805 losing his 200+ game win streak to some super, SUPER laggy random masher. That one hurt.
When I attend local Guilty Gear tournaments here in Moscow my favorite phrase is "Last time I played it was at Russian Reversal last year, I haven't even trained since then". And I still somehow manage to show some improvement. As DhZero said to me once "Sometimes you get good even when you just watch other games and not playing yourself".
You forgot the "I dont main x" OS. Beware though, if he asks you to run it, be sure to bail. "I have work" will do, as it shows that not only is his win false, but that you're all about that rise and grind too, all about that bread.
You forgot the "well, I got a real job" (implying you don't have time to practice every match-up): +No counter +Is simultaneously defensive and offensive. -Can only be used against people without "a real job".
1) mash 2) cheese 3) do the predictive stuff if they can't deal with it anyway 4) do 'something that's too predictive that the opponent doesn't expect it to come' mixup 5) just adapt and win lol
As a townhome resident, I can't wait to use "My neighbor was cooking a lasagna in their microwave for like 10 minutes. Definitely wavin' up my controller inputs."
The blu tooth interference thing I can understand that. On PS4 sometimes my controller just stops working and is stuck in the last motion. I wind up having to switch controllers and wait for the system to recognize it. I don’t use them for fighting games but it happens in COD a lot. Idk if it’s the game or the controllers
I have an exoctic one , its pretty popular one from where i'm from: So you get bodied and the guys comes to you and say : GG .... You just ignore him and look at your controller settings...after 3 seconds you say: Bro my settings was not setup correctly ( it didn't save).
These are the ones i always use on offline matches. When you are confident you are gonna win: Here comes the Bonus Stage. When you lose: Congrats on your first win. When you win: That was easy, whos next.
"This isn't even a x character" Ideal for guest characters. - Impossible to prove because it's subjective - also works if the character isn't a guest, but has a unique mechanic Example with guest character: "Geese isn't even a Tekken character" Example with an original character: "ElIza isn't event a Tekken character" Saw a dude with a local with Eliza and he got hit with that
On my moms I teched that throw tho In the time between when I pressed throw and when it registered in the game I quit the game, lost my job, became an alcoholic, went through 12 steps, turned my life around, and started playing this game again
As a career Dizzy player (wait don't boo me yet) going "bad matchup" is 100% valid and if the Dizzy player says anything you're fully within your right to gather up your jungle crew.
A strong derivative of "I don't even play this game" is "haha I'm rusty". You can deflect responsibility for your loss while also diminishing whatever the other person was doing! It kind of sounds like you're dissing yourself (but you're not), so it goes over better. Checks all the impossible to prove and relatable boxes And no one is going to have the gall to say "bro you were never as good as you apparently think?" even if most of the time that is the case :D oh yeah, and a form of "lag" even if lag didn't happen at all: "still online tho" if it was over netplay. Did you lose a set 10-0? It was online so it doesn't count, plus hey you're rusty.
Leffen so confidently proclaimed he would have won if the version of the game was different that he was able to replay a tournament set he lost and then knocked out his opponent.
I've definitely won a tournament and said "I don't even play this game." Good job spreading the REAL fgc techniques not found in Guilty Gear's tutorial mode Jiyuna! I tip my noodle to you!!!!
This is a top list. What I've been hearing in Tekken more than ever and more than everything else is "Lots of rollback frames". kek. After they started showing it up, people realized there was no lag online on 5 bars. Not more than in practice mode. So now they blame rollback frames.
The only thing missing is the modern version "I don't even play this game": I'm a content creator
I'm just entering for the content.
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“I don’t even play this game” is the original option select.
@@SolidFake nah “I’m not good at this game” was a lot more optimal
@@SolidFake yea but you won’t be antagonized or instantly called a scrub. It’s swift.
Got a friend who says he doesn’t play a game, he’s been playing since it’s beta lmfao
loses: “i dont even play this game”
wins: “I DONT EVEN PLAY THIS DAMN GAME LETS GOOOO”
Facts
I always knew that the way to win the FGC is not to play.
Will the devs ever patch out this OS?
Unbreakable, undefeatable OS
“I blocked that.”
“Sir, that was a chip kill.”
⚰️
I'm fucking dead
I admit there is sometimes where chip kills me and I'm like "wut"
But once I find out than sure. GG. Glad to know what happened
Nothing wrong with realizing your mistakes
"I FDd that"
"Sir you were out of meter"
I feel we don’t need chip kills
If there’s Guard Break, no chip kills!
Bonus Technique : "My feet hurt"
Impossible to prove
Garners sympathy
Make them feel bad for winning
it even works on dancing games tournaments
@@MagoPaddo Nah you definitely use your feet more in fighting games than dancing games.
I did this and I became an evo champion
this advice works 6969/10
😂😂😂
Secret technique: "I would've won last patch"
-Makes it seem like your character got unfairly nerfed
-No way/very hard to verify. The patch Is gone.
-Triple effectiveness if your audience doesn't play the game in question.
-If you play on the previous version and lose, combo into "I kept getting the versions mixed up."
Playing Arakune in a nut shell
Me: "Bad Matchup."
Them: "Yeah, but I still won."
Me: "Lag."
Them: "It's an arcade cabinet."
Me: "I don't even play this game."
Them: "No one plays this game."
Me:"... bluetooth?"
Hotel.
@@tbc1880 Trivago
Volcanic
What kinda response is the first one
@@rayoscrost how could you... how could you not respond with "Viper"
"I don't even play this game" has a brother, it's called "That wasn't even my main". Also useful on both offense and defence. And if you WERE using your main, just say "nah that's my OLD main, I've been picking up a new character"
Nice prof pic lol.
Definitely not reliable. People will call you out for being the dumbass with six different "mains." Better used on offense.
"I thought that was your main?"
"No, that's my secondary main, my main main is this other character"
Perfect counter to all the phrases in the vid:
"Hold That"
-Flexible
-Non-committal
-Cannot be countered
"Bro there was lag I swear!" "Thems how it is man, hold that"
"Bro this match-up is BS dude, I should have won." "should have been prepared dude, hold that."
"Bro I blocked that I swear." "Game says you didn't dude, hold that"
"Bro there was Bluetooth interference, my pad was acting up." "Too bad bro, hold that."
"Bro I don't even play this game. I could beat you if in my game." "Well we aren't, we playin this game so hold that."
"Hold that" is the real victory OS.
^This guy holds stuff
unblockable mixup
hold that doesnt actually work though, its easy to prove and will probably get you annoyed to death against a dedicated scrub
Gotta be prepared for the desperation "Run it back!" though.
Top 5 2021 Scrubquotes when you lose, the fourth will blow your mind.
@@Soapy_Papoose waiting for "he was rollbacking!" to become another
Waiting for "he's sus amogus" to become one
Don't sleep on this tech. This is what carried DSP to his position as #1 SF player in America.
LTG used the Bluetooth tech to be more infamous than him.
The most classic phrase in fighting game history is still:
*"I think my controller is broken."*
You can't deny it, 99-100% of people who ever touched a fighting game said this line once in their life.
Its always awkward when your controllers actually broken.
My right trigger gets stuck a lot and it's always real awkward when it happens during an important match lol
@@djbubblegum9975 are you using an xbox one controller?
@@reesespuffs4412 no PS4
I didn't solder a pcb right, went to test my friends stick and it died when testing it with another buddy.
Better at home then a tourney I guess lol
Hmm instead of the "it was fine on my end" defensive option, it might be stronger to pull out the "I was lagging too. I was lagging even harder than you and still beat you." Offensive counter.
It's important to remember if a laggy match was really was good on your end, that's because it was your connection that sucked and you were never the one whose game was stuck waiting for your opponents inputs like they were.
Holy shit, one hour before my Beginner's Tournament
Jiyuna saved Guilty Gear, saved Melty Blood, is on his way to save Blazblue, and now saved my tournament
@Leith Aziz PAGY thanks, friend!
Aand, it's over
Lost twice, but I said GGs at the end, so technically I won the whole tournament
@@Sorrelhas Nice. I think you won in spirit.
My favorite online tech which I learnt in Hisoutensoku discord
"Frozen fongers, inputs shitputs"
Impossible to argument against if the weather backs you up
This is so fucking funny.
*wake up DP gets blocked*
"I didn't do that."
Never admit to anything, the 101 of toxicity
I swear, I didn't mean to do that
My favorite excuse is "I wasn't playing serious" it's hard to disprove, it makes your opponent scared of you and it makes them feel bad that their win wasn't valid
My go to ngl.
“I blocked that after the rollback kicked in” chats killing me
I’ve said all of these except for Bluetooth. Officially an OG, time to pretend that I played 3rd strike since the 90s
I HAD THIS VIDEO SAVED SO I COULD WATCH IT WHEN I GOT HOME FOR FIGHTING GAME ADVICE 😭😭😭 turns out it was even better advice than I expected
You forgot the medicinal herbs technique for netplay.
"I'm baked lmao"
-Makes your wins more impressive while covering your losses
-Impossible to counter if playing in a legal state
Most stoners play better stoned, it helps with nerves and focus.
This is my signature
@@myboy_ My winter quarantine saturday nights have been using a DiVinci and cycling my steam fighting games. I feel bad for the people on the other end sometimes lol. I go from godlike to trash at a moments notice.
counterpoint: "getting another beer"
It's rare that a single piece of information can have such a drastic effect upon the world.
But I can safely say that I am never going to lose, legitimately, ever again.
The optimal combo is "Never seen this character", "I'm just pressing buttons" into "I don’t even play this game".
"Dude I don't even play this game and even I know this is a terrible matchup, didn't you saw that? I blocked that but with this stupid lag and bluethoot interferance its impossible to win"
I'm a frequent user of "I don't even play this game" upon victory
Some nice ones i picked up from playing melee briefly: “damn its cold in here” and the offensive “we both played poorly”
back in the gears of war days on 360 when you would play online a player on either team would be the host for the match and basically have no lag. If you ever lost a gun fight or any exchange it didn't matter you would just say "HOOOOST".
even if you had no evidence... especially if you didn't have evidence.
I'll steal that for FG's.
My personal go-to is "I teched that" when I die to command grab.
I think you forgot the 6th one
"SHIT, I TRIED TO QUIT BUT I COULDN'T!"
- LTG 2020
For the lag response one of the most soul crushing things I've ever seen was Cloud805 losing his 200+ game win streak to some super, SUPER laggy random masher. That one hurt.
I remember that bro. I was so mad he lost to a lagswitcher.
These techniques are pure GOLD! And this guy is just giving out these techniques for free what a great guy. Gotta try his 300$ lessons
$299.99*
When I attend local Guilty Gear tournaments here in Moscow my favorite phrase is "Last time I played it was at Russian Reversal last year, I haven't even trained since then". And I still somehow manage to show some improvement. As DhZero said to me once "Sometimes you get good even when you just watch other games and not playing yourself".
I like to go with the "my hands are cold" technique. It's not my fault it's so cold right now.
You forgot the "I dont main x" OS. Beware though, if he asks you to run it, be sure to bail. "I have work" will do, as it shows that not only is his win false, but that you're all about that rise and grind too, all about that bread.
" My controller is all messed up" and " The rollback saved you" have literally gotten me through quarantine
Bonus tip: Crouching Router Kick is useful for online play, 5RK setups cover all recovery options
You forgot the "well, I got a real job" (implying you don't have time to practice every match-up):
+No counter
+Is simultaneously defensive and offensive.
-Can only be used against people without "a real job".
This applies only to the online experience, but knowing when to use the "kick out of your room" option can make your experience SO much better.
Beware, the "I blocked that." defense is easily countered by, "Alright let's check the tapes.."
Replay mode is not your friend.😂
man u forgettin the classic "My ex-wife and son are in the audience."
Shoutsouts to Supernoon for that one
1) mash 2) cheese 3) do the predictive stuff if they can't deal with it anyway 4) do 'something that's too predictive that the opponent doesn't expect it to come' mixup 5) just adapt and win lol
"Will you be my bluetooth interference advocate?" sounds like a Valentine card.
This is still a top 5 Jiyuna vid
1. Keep
2. Waiting
3. For
4. Project
5. L
great video, just started getting into fighting games very useful, will definitely use these against my friends who are pros
As a townhome resident, I can't wait to use "My neighbor was cooking a lasagna in their microwave for like 10 minutes. Definitely wavin' up my controller inputs."
This is the best FGC video I've seen. Thanks a lot for sharing :)
My favorite phrase is "I don't even play this character (anymore)" I works almost every time when it doesn't I use "I don't even play/like this game".
"Jiyuna's my sparring partner"can also work the same as"I don't even play this game"
You got me fucked up if you think I'm taking advice from a Leo player.
Will there be a follow up with the correct use of more advanced techniques such as "bgs" and "I picked the wrong colour"?
The blu tooth interference thing I can understand that. On PS4 sometimes my controller just stops working and is stuck in the last motion. I wind up having to switch controllers and wait for the system to recognize it. I don’t use them for fighting games but it happens in COD a lot. Idk if it’s the game or the controllers
I have an exoctic one , its pretty popular one from where i'm from: So you get bodied and the guys comes to you and say : GG .... You just ignore him and look at your controller settings...after 3 seconds you say: Bro my settings was not setup correctly ( it didn't save).
Thank you for these useful tips, Jiyuna, I will never let my opponents feel good for winning again.
My new technique:
**coughs**
"I'm not feeling well today."
😌
The sun is in my eye, my nose itches I had to sneeze, my moms calling me, I had to use the bathroom
The pre-match sandbag. "Before we start just letting you know I suck haha"
These are the ones i always use on offline matches.
When you are confident you are gonna win: Here comes the Bonus Stage.
When you lose: Congrats on your first win.
When you win: That was easy, whos next.
"This isn't even a x character"
Ideal for guest characters.
- Impossible to prove because it's subjective
- also works if the character isn't a guest, but has a unique mechanic
Example with guest character: "Geese isn't even a Tekken character"
Example with an original character: "ElIza isn't event a Tekken character"
Saw a dude with a local with Eliza and he got hit with that
The chat. “Where’s the rollback!?” LMFAOOOOO
Revisiting this video after a year and the only one I remember was the last one.
On my moms I teched that throw tho
In the time between when I pressed throw and when it registered in the game I quit the game, lost my job, became an alcoholic, went through 12 steps, turned my life around, and started playing this game again
Banger vid, my favourite is the low tier OS
Some streamer said, (I blocked that) with the camera facing the arcade stick and he wasn't holding back smh.
You only won because I lost
I used these 5 tricks and now I got Panda blowing up my email trying to sign me as their latest tier list peddler
This isn’t my usual fightstick/controller. And I didn’t get enough sleep last night are also ones I hear a lot.
That Alpha 3 music in the background...hell yeah
Day 0 of Strive release: "I don't even play this game"
As a career Dizzy player (wait don't boo me yet) going "bad matchup" is 100% valid and if the Dizzy player says anything you're fully within your right to gather up your jungle crew.
Rule number 6: ignore everything
Rule number 7: I lost my thumbs in the war
Now you too can become a Low-tier god
Yes my name is John
Very good points, thank you sajam
jiyuna out here teachin us the tech that we truly need
Dude this is the most hilarious video you ever made.icing on the cake was "i dont even play this game"
"I own my mistakes and respect your play. Let us meet in the heart of battle!"
A strong derivative of "I don't even play this game" is "haha I'm rusty". You can deflect responsibility for your loss while also diminishing whatever the other person was doing! It kind of sounds like you're dissing yourself (but you're not), so it goes over better. Checks all the impossible to prove and relatable boxes
And no one is going to have the gall to say "bro you were never as good as you apparently think?" even if most of the time that is the case :D
oh yeah, and a form of "lag" even if lag didn't happen at all: "still online tho" if it was over netplay. Did you lose a set 10-0? It was online so it doesn't count, plus hey you're rusty.
Leffen so confidently proclaimed he would have won if the version of the game was different that he was able to replay a tournament set he lost and then knocked out his opponent.
I want to widen my repertoire of excuses so I'm considering switching to pad for #4.
lmao man best video in a while, your delivery is too fucking good
Damn I’ve used 5,4,3 and 1 lol good ass list good stuff, Maximilian!
Bruh... "I don't even play this game." HAHAHAHA!
I've definitely won a tournament and said "I don't even play this game." Good job spreading the REAL fgc techniques not found in Guilty Gear's tutorial mode Jiyuna!
I tip my noodle to you!!!!
It'll be good once offline tournaments return so that everyone can apply these tried and true excu- I mean, TECHNIQUES to their FGC fundamentals.
Finally someone giving some useful tips for improving.
the lag thing you cant do anymore cuz they make you do ping tests in online tournaments now lol
I have said that my monitor was lagging. I feel called out man....
You can always count on Jiyuna for that pro tech.
"I was playing with one finger"
-impossible to proof
-everybody will think of you like a badass
-offensive/defensive
10 minutes and 50 seconds, excellent work
Thank you for passing down these ancient techniques Jiyuna, I'll be sure to use them unwisely.
This is why I always play low tiers. It's the classic OS.
Lose: "Bruh, my character sucks lmao"
Win: "Bruh, you got beat by [insert low tier] lmao"
That "I blocked that" excuse is fucking gold lmfao"
‘One more bro’
for me, bein trash and always playin lobbies w people better than me but also never feel like wrappin up the sets
"I blocked that!"
"Computer says no."
Bro melee players at project m tournaments back in the day used to bust out "I don't even play this game" every fucking set lmao
The best comeback to any one these is a simple yet effective "sure"
This is the quality strategy new FGC members need to improve! *takes notes*
Time to lab these post game mixups
Best FGC guide ever
This is a top list. What I've been hearing in Tekken more than ever and more than everything else is "Lots of rollback frames". kek. After they started showing it up, people realized there was no lag online on 5 bars. Not more than in practice mode. So now they blame rollback frames.