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  • @TodayIFoundOut
    @TodayIFoundOut  6 років тому +30

    Ready to learn more fun facts about music? Then check out this video and find out Why We Sing “Auld Lang Syne” on New Year’s Eve:
    ua-cam.com/video/N1Y5ddlP7X0/v-deo.html

  • @d_wang9836
    @d_wang9836 7 років тому +1392

    Mozart is like picking a random guy in the comment section, and giving him immense talent.

    • @DramaticWayOut
      @DramaticWayOut 7 років тому +4

      [Yoshikage_Kira] ii

    • @josephmarsh5031
      @josephmarsh5031 7 років тому +89

      Trump is like picking a random guy in the comment section, and giving him immense wealth.

    • @raosprid
      @raosprid 7 років тому +6

      You should say "get run over" not "get ran over". That's like saying "he got took" instead of "he got taken", or "it got stole" instead of "it got stolen".

    • @laughsquad007
      @laughsquad007 7 років тому +1

      Morbidcrab
      >liking Junji Ito but not Akari

    • @cielbie8251
      @cielbie8251 7 років тому +3

      Mozart despite the potty humour did work very hard though

  • @MRozzaqYusaliano
    @MRozzaqYusaliano 7 років тому +153

    "I am ripe shit, so is the world a great wide asshole; eventually we will part."
    Very beautiful

  • @jimbronaugh
    @jimbronaugh 7 років тому +736

    Ahh, the good old days.. How we long to return to a more civilized time. Imagine Mozart with a twitter account.

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx 7 років тому +24

      He would become a hipster nobody’s ever heard of.

    • @_yellow
      @_yellow 6 років тому +17

      #Mozart2020

    • @emmethefangirl8785
      @emmethefangirl8785 6 років тому +6

      HAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's hilarious to imaging.

    • @ponyonoodles6568
      @ponyonoodles6568 6 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @shadxwsss
      @shadxwsss 5 років тому +1

      Shakespeare has one

  • @Jackrabbit6
    @Jackrabbit6 7 років тому +454

    Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, trolling in the 18th century.

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart2838
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart2838 5 років тому +10

      Wait a minute, are you my twin? Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

    • @jz261
      @jz261 5 років тому +5

      @Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart MMBTheUsagi and I am an AUSTRIAN
      SO I HAVE AUTHORITY OVER ALL OF YOU

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 4 роки тому +1

      @All what you want JZ
      l m a o

    • @doyoulikedags3534
      @doyoulikedags3534 4 роки тому

      @Elgar MMBTheUsagi You tried and you failed lol.

    • @cameronmearkle1566
      @cameronmearkle1566 3 роки тому +2

      @Sorbet Sharkカップケーキ 18th century.

  • @rump438
    @rump438 7 років тому +226

    In highschool I did a project on Mozart, and it eventually just turned into me reading one of the really inappropriate letters he sent to his family (I can't remember if it was his cousin or sister?). It was my proudest moment.

    • @javiercs006
      @javiercs006 5 років тому +7

      Both. His mother too.

    • @jacksbee8809
      @jacksbee8809 4 роки тому +11

      Sweet Home Austria

    • @RequiemAeternam01
      @RequiemAeternam01 2 роки тому

      He wrote a series of (extremely explicit) letters to his cousin, Maria Anna Thekla, who he had a sexual relationship with. They are genuinely disgusting, as is the group of letters sent to his sister, Nannerl, which includes many explicit references to feces.

    • @pommes0078
      @pommes0078 Рік тому +1

      @@jacksbee8809 he was German (living in Austria)

  • @sarachamuichacha2196
    @sarachamuichacha2196 7 років тому +422

    When people try to act like today's music is so much more raunchy and inappropriate than ever before, I'll just whip this video out.

    • @deplorableamerican9451
      @deplorableamerican9451 7 років тому +23

      Saracha Muichacha Well, here’s the issue. The shit our youth listen to is shit that tells them drugs and doing illegal shit is good and okay, none of the crap back then was RARELY played for youth, not to mention... they were a lot more intelligent than you’ll ever be ahahaha.

    • @Meowgang123
      @Meowgang123 6 років тому +10

      WomenAreJust VesselsForBabyGravy
      I know right, can’t wait to try gray death where a single dose can kill me, yes please😍 also can’t wait to break the laws because iM So BaDAsS

    • @Meowgang123
      @Meowgang123 6 років тому +6

      WomenAreJust VesselsForBabyGravy
      Oh my god you have a really thick skull.

    • @SarahJareth
      @SarahJareth 5 років тому +12

      so we're just going to ignore Tchaikovsky wheeling a cannon into a concert hall?

    • @matthewwilliams3827
      @matthewwilliams3827 3 роки тому

      @@deplorableamerican9451 truth.

  • @Thumbsupurbum
    @Thumbsupurbum 7 років тому +295

    Mozart would have loved South Park.

    • @helenakoerner5536
      @helenakoerner5536 4 роки тому +15

      DirtyBlastard and if he enjoyed musicals, Book of Mormon would be right up his alley.

    • @nysportsfan2576
      @nysportsfan2576 Рік тому +1

      He would’ve definitely loved the episode with the couple with butts for faces 🤣

  • @d_wang9836
    @d_wang9836 7 років тому +914

    If Mozart knew english. He would have written his name as Mozfart

    • @daseteam
      @daseteam 7 років тому +29

      He lived in England for a year.

    • @BjerkePresents
      @BjerkePresents 7 років тому +14

      to his defence, sadly that does not necessitate actually knowing english though.
      (But I cant see why he wouldnt know)

    • @raosprid
      @raosprid 7 років тому +21

      Mostfart would be better

    • @jellyman1735
      @jellyman1735 7 років тому +8

      1:14 An entire letter written in English by him (Not translated, as the rhymes would not translate, such as "cozz buzz" and "Uncle Garfuncle").

    • @raosprid
      @raosprid 7 років тому +11

      No that's a translation. The original is German.
      dme.mozarteum.at/DME/briefe/letter.php?mid=928&cat=

  • @HighlyPotent34
    @HighlyPotent34 7 років тому +210

    I wish this were the late 90's again, I'd have the perfect voicemail message thanks to this video.

    • @daisy8284
      @daisy8284 7 років тому +1

      HighlyPotent34 lmao

    • @Alexaflohr
      @Alexaflohr 7 років тому +6

      I still use voicemail to get into contact with people who don't text, like my grandparents.

    • @theowletblog
      @theowletblog 6 років тому +1

      If we were back in the 90s you wouldn’t have UA-cam to thank for the video. Don’t worry though, they hadn’t killed Limewire off then, so as long as you don’t mind having a computer full of viruses you could have free music on your voicemail.

  • @emmethefangirl8785
    @emmethefangirl8785 6 років тому +67

    I have a new found respect for Mozart.

  • @radry100
    @radry100 7 років тому +101

    Are you saying that shitting on someones doorstep is not appropriate anymore?

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 7 років тому +8

      today it's probably considered a form of offensive assault using a biological agent or contagion

    • @ashleycd6487
      @ashleycd6487 3 роки тому +1

      @@scottmantooth8785 "biological contagion" what is that thing gonna infect or kill? Antivaxxers?

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 2 роки тому

      Hasn't been a thing since dna testing became prominent.

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 2 роки тому +2

      @@scottmantooth8785 Technically you can only be charge with crimes related to that if you are fully aware you are exposing the other person to a dangerous virus. It is technically considered first degree murder if you know you are sick then someone dies to your act of a "prank" however as long as you aren't aware of any dangerous things it would at best be manslaughter even if they died as a result. In the event they didn't die but simply fell ill you could maybe be sued for damages "Basically they'd need to prove they lost money because of the illness then prove you were the cause of it." Which would more then likely only result in you loosing some money not being imprisoned. Sadly laws like almost everything else tends to be situational and entirely based in opinion. Not fact. Interesting this is why I'd suggest lawyers would likely be able to seemlessly transition to stage acting. They are used to playing to a crowd and controlling their opinions and feelings with their actions.

  • @richardgibson2016
    @richardgibson2016 7 років тому +204

    So Luther actually put 95 feaces on the door of the church then?

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 7 років тому +418

    What did Mozart and Beethoven become after they died?
    Decomposers.

    • @kali3828
      @kali3828 7 років тому +6

      Conway79 Decomposed*

    • @mirza6399
      @mirza6399 6 років тому +5

      Conway79 ba dum thushhh .

    • @felisasininus1784
      @felisasininus1784 6 років тому +3

      Kali The joke flew right over your dense head.

    • @bizarrowxrld2089
      @bizarrowxrld2089 6 років тому

      Conway79 💀😂

    • @wolfgangamadeusmozart2838
      @wolfgangamadeusmozart2838 5 років тому +1

      I’m still here. I don’t know what you are talking about.
      Edit: Yes, there are 2 of us.

  • @mikeadams2677
    @mikeadams2677 7 років тому +212

    That was a lot of shit talking. Lol

    • @gamesharky5100
      @gamesharky5100 7 років тому +11

      And it was a pretty "Shitty" video Lol

    • @raisa_cherry35
      @raisa_cherry35 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bekahnavarro
    @bekahnavarro 7 років тому +42

    I was a music major in college and we never cover this aspect of Mozart.

  • @MajorRocker74
    @MajorRocker74 7 років тому +32

    I haven't watched yet, but I'm hoping Mozart is the guy who actually wrote F*** The Police.

    • @mpu1013
      @mpu1013 4 роки тому

      LMAO JFKDJSKDJF

  • @DominusCypher
    @DominusCypher 7 років тому +68

    Can't say I know why, but this video leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

    • @jrmetmoi
      @jrmetmoi 4 роки тому

      DominusCypher *bah dum tuss*

  • @RevCode
    @RevCode 7 років тому +8

    I just had to spit my food out of my mouth in laughter, hearing simon say the peculiar german sentence at the beginning. You really made my evening, thanks!

  • @Opswiz
    @Opswiz 7 років тому +12

    Nice to learn my scatalogical humor is in such fine company as Mozart and Luther.

  • @SeraphinaPZ
    @SeraphinaPZ 7 років тому +50

    Rock me, Amadeus.

    • @biscuits2463
      @biscuits2463 4 роки тому +2

      Sera i know i’m late but fuck yes

  • @k_n_c_y
    @k_n_c_y 7 років тому +51

    Now I can say that there's a bit of Mozart in me without having actual talent :)

  • @lightdark00
    @lightdark00 7 років тому +36

    Thank you for my new voicemail answering message 4:22

    • @t2av159
      @t2av159 4 місяці тому +1

      Gay

    • @lightdark00
      @lightdark00 4 місяці тому

      @@t2av159since you’re gay, you don’t find it funny?

  • @theocean1973
    @theocean1973 7 років тому +8

    “Mozart decided to lay it on even thicker.”
    Since you’re talking about poop, did you HAVE to phrase it like that?

  • @GRIIMMJAQUES
    @GRIIMMJAQUES 7 років тому +8

    "BIG BOOTY BITCHES, I SAID BIG BOOTY BITCHES!!!!!!" - Mozart

  • @newmle
    @newmle 7 років тому +46

    I'm guessing these people wold have loved the film "two girls one cup." No, I have not seen it, nor do I want to, but I have seen many references to it.

  • @kittyanya
    @kittyanya 7 років тому +16

    Just wow .... wonder how many watched this one on the toilet and cracked up?

  • @2Granule
    @2Granule 5 років тому +2

    Mozart obviously had the equivalent of a thesaurus and was putting as many synonyms as possible into a letter between close friend both of whom enjoyed bathroom humor. Today we have Saturday Night Live and it 'entertains' millions.

  • @manoharchintapalli1268
    @manoharchintapalli1268 7 років тому +29

    the first thing i do after getting a job is...becoming a patron...not long now...just started thesis...

  • @h29452
    @h29452 7 років тому +23

    I watch your videos, Today I Found Out, every night and I must say that this is definitively my favourite. Thank you, everyone!

  • @marialail2185
    @marialail2185 7 років тому +3

    4:22 how did he say that with a straight face and serious voice 😂

  • @soliloquy113
    @soliloquy113 7 років тому +7

    This sounds like the inspiration for "Get Shwifty".

  • @k0ana889
    @k0ana889 3 роки тому +3

    "If Mozart was still alive, he would be a Shitposter" - FilthyFrank 2016.

  • @ginnrollins211
    @ginnrollins211 7 років тому +9

    Damn, Germans and feces go hand-in-hand, even in the 18th century(says a person with German heritage). Filthy Frank also did a video on this topic a couple years back, I was surprised to hear about it at first, then I started laughing my ass off the more I watched. This goes to show, even the most classiest and most respected people in the world can love gross out, toilet humor.

  • @nicolasadams2204
    @nicolasadams2204 6 років тому +9

    Ah, you must be V-sauce Michael’s brother.

  • @hinrk800
    @hinrk800 4 роки тому +2

    my band teacher told the class about some of mozarts pieces, which had a more innopropiate meaning.. im now invested into this mozart guy a little more..

  • @sameester
    @sameester 7 років тому +26

    More composer facts! Do more!

  • @housepianist
    @housepianist 7 років тому +3

    There's a brief scene toward the beginning of the 1984 movie 'Amadeus' where Mozart (Tom Hulce) was playing a game with his fiancée Constanze (Elizabeth Berridge) by saying sentences backwards. She then had to translate them by saying them in the normal way. One of those sentences was 'Eat my shit'. Quite provocative when I first heard that back then.

  • @paulsimmons5726
    @paulsimmons5726 7 років тому +19

    Simon, this was too funny! It's good to know that the guy who always ranks above the rest of the Classical composers was probably the main name mentioned when everyone sobered up the next morning! Funny!

  • @agent-sz2qj
    @agent-sz2qj 6 років тому +2

    so that's where the word "sheet music" came from, i get it now

  • @Anndelindevore
    @Anndelindevore 7 років тому +4

    Holy crap that's crazy.
    This is actually a thought I had...then I realized the pun and had to share.

  • @SlyHikari03
    @SlyHikari03 6 років тому +6

    Mozart: talking dirty before it was cool.

  • @Freaky0Nina
    @Freaky0Nina 6 років тому +2

    Er war ein Superstar
    Er war so populär
    Er war so exaltiert
    Genau das war sein flair

  • @Henchman_Holding_Wrench
    @Henchman_Holding_Wrench 7 років тому +10

    "Attention all shoppers: Poop... that is all." _screech... click_

  • @paulfoster5746
    @paulfoster5746 7 років тому +3

    Peter Schaeffer's "Amadeus" is a great resource for Mozart's scatological obsession.

  • @callumBee
    @callumBee 7 років тому +9

    Sounds like Dr Seuss after dark!

  • @billwrubel6313
    @billwrubel6313 3 роки тому +1

    I went to school for six years and achieved a bachelors and masters degree in music and I never learned anything this interesting.. I would’ve been a straight 4.0 student if this is what they would’ve taught awesome I love this video keep them coming

  • @Chimpur
    @Chimpur 7 років тому +1

    Am I the only one who imagined those lyrics with the background music from the Three Stooges??? I bet Mozart would have loved them...... "Helloooo.... Hellooooo.. Helloooo! Hello? Hello? Hello?"

  • @justinmohns8279
    @justinmohns8279 7 років тому

    Yes! you teased it last time - happy to see you did it!

  • @Arkhavist_S
    @Arkhavist_S 7 років тому +6

    To Simon specifically, how do you feel when you see something like this come up in the queue? When you realize you'll be reading such things in that perfect documentary voice, are you happy to indulge in it? bothered by it? maybe just completely jaded after hosting over a thousand videos? I'd love to know your sentiment.

  • @sarahb9240
    @sarahb9240 7 років тому +3

    This was awesome! Why didn't we learn about this in school? Music class would have been far more interesting! 😆

  • @yagihige9412
    @yagihige9412 7 років тому +59

    It's no wonder german toilets were made to be in a way that the shit just sits there for people to look at it first before flushing. They seriously have a colective fetish.

    • @Alexaflohr
      @Alexaflohr 7 років тому +13

      I don't exactly know how your toilet works, but lliterally every toilet I've seen that isn't an outhouse or on an airplane does that.

    • @yagihige9412
      @yagihige9412 7 років тому +45

      Not really... German toilets are like a drawer, they have this horizontal plane where the shit is perfectly layed out in full display. "Regular" toilets have a slope that leads the shit directly to the water. You might still need to flush but the traditional german toilets do it in a rather different style and put an emphasis on havng the turd perfectly perserved for your viewing pleasure.

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 7 років тому +12

      everyone needs a hobby i guess

    • @HerrUrin
      @HerrUrin 7 років тому +10

      It's called a "Flachspüler", it got invented in a medical context, i.e.: beeing able to take a sample, without contaminating it in water before.
      It's opposite is a "Tiefspüler" , has its own downsides aswell, i.e. water might squirt up to ur skin when ur nugget hits. :3
      There's aswell added benefit in beeing able to see ur shit after it leaves u, ie. beeing able to see if it's bloody or carries specimen of parasites.
      Enjoy.

  • @hankw69
    @hankw69 4 роки тому +1

    Luther, in his brilliant, self-described masterwork, The Bondage of the Will dismissed Erasmus' Diatribe as '...using gold dishes to carry dung.'

  • @alanhelton
    @alanhelton 7 років тому +17

    Scatological reference could be found quite commonly in Germany and the surrounding Nether Lands, hahaha!!!! Sorry, I had to!

  • @kaitlynreynolds5192
    @kaitlynreynolds5192 3 роки тому +1

    One of the greatest composers in history, everyone!

  • @tmsnssto6375
    @tmsnssto6375 7 років тому +2

    Maria Anna has more space between her eyes than Ash Ketchum and a true Pokemon League Champion's trophy.

    • @clray123
      @clray123 5 років тому +1

      And the space is there so Mozart can shit down her nose.

  • @lsdzheeusi
    @lsdzheeusi 7 років тому +6

    Where's Tipper Gore when you need her?
    ;)

    • @jrmetmoi
      @jrmetmoi 4 роки тому +1

      Mark Deavult they needed her great great great great grandmother Bedelia 😆😆

  • @ianhowlett4682
    @ianhowlett4682 7 років тому

    Highly amusing! Well done.

  • @jeremycorder1558
    @jeremycorder1558 7 років тому +3

    This was great! Today I found out, after dark.

  • @xenochrist67
    @xenochrist67 Рік тому

    Well hot damn my good man been subscribed to a few of your channels for quite sometime.But at this point, your content is just shy of completely taking over most of my home page. Lol

  • @darthchop697
    @darthchop697 7 років тому

    Those posters are an awesome idea, especially for school classrooms. You should make one every year with the year's highlights (if you don't already do that).

  • @funkkymonkey6924
    @funkkymonkey6924 7 років тому +7

    Mozart indirectly influenced modern Gorman porn

  • @PokettoManStar
    @PokettoManStar 7 років тому +9

    Mozart made scat music?!?!

  • @tochoXK3
    @tochoXK3 4 роки тому +1

    As a German speaker, I find it interesting (read: funny) how you pronounce the German words.

  • @tireswing
    @tireswing 7 років тому

    how do movie theaters set times?

  • @JerjerB
    @JerjerB 7 років тому +34

    Wait... This is from an era when people basically never bathed...

    • @ComradeCrab93
      @ComradeCrab93 7 років тому +25

      Jerjer B People had huge bathtub sized wash basins to bathe in and the especially poor would bathe in rivers. It wasn't the cleanest but they weren't all caked in shit 24/7

  • @AnarchistBigAl
    @AnarchistBigAl 7 років тому +1

    so, what's the symbolism behind a Mozartkugel? :D

  • @jagarfi
    @jagarfi 7 років тому +15

    Wow! such an overlooked and important topic!!

  • @KatiMae
    @KatiMae 7 років тому +6

    I may not love the scatological humor here, but I have to say that Simon's delivery has me gigglesnorting.

    • @nellythevegan854
      @nellythevegan854 6 років тому

      Kati Mae agreed😁 what made me chuckle was Simon's deadpan "I'd never thought I'd say this line" lol 😁

  • @TheJeevo92
    @TheJeevo92 7 років тому

    ...i have no more words for this...

  • @AdemolaVictorTv
    @AdemolaVictorTv 7 років тому +123

    @TodayIFoundOut I'll find out tomorrow. Adding this video to watch later. My girlfriend just came in.

    • @C2H5OHist
      @C2H5OHist 7 років тому +8

      It's called "rimming" nowadays.

    • @deplorableamerican9451
      @deplorableamerican9451 7 років тому

      AdemolaVictorTv Ram RanchN

    • @BM_brb
      @BM_brb 6 років тому +1

      But first shit into your bed and make it burst.

  • @moonasha
    @moonasha 7 років тому

    Got to see Cosi Fan Tutte live, and it was hilarious. If you ever get a chance to see one of his operas / players, do it

  • @yaqub5447
    @yaqub5447 6 років тому +2

    3:15 You got the "schwanz" part wrong schawnz means tail and by tail most germans mean "Dick" or "Cock" .
    Edit= typo

  • @michaelemory552
    @michaelemory552 Рік тому

    Another composer given to wordplay was John Lennon - A Spaniard in the Works. Not naughty, but for some of his line art. But that which you narrate could be taken as a Douglas Adams satire upon highly paid pop music.

  • @MayaLove777
    @MayaLove777 4 роки тому

    Mozart had good banter 😂😅

  • @JS-do2ye
    @JS-do2ye 5 років тому

    I think there is a missconception about the meaning of those sentences. As most English speakers use today the "F*" word in almost every sentence so did and do the German speakers use "lick my a*" . Which can mean somebody is woderous about something as well as a dislike as well as a like of something, or even just "f* off" or state a disconcern . It can also mean that you are not interested in something.

  • @dragonskunkstudio7582
    @dragonskunkstudio7582 7 років тому

    2:32 Endocrinologists treat people who suffer from hormonal imbalances, typically from glands in the endocrine system or certain types of cancers.

  • @slade307
    @slade307 7 років тому +1

    For some reason, this has me wondering if Mozart wrote anything like "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails.

  • @angelwhispers2060
    @angelwhispers2060 5 років тому +2

    Honestly you have to at least admire the Simplicity of the insult. To wipe your butt with the coat of arms of another family makes it abundantly clear what you think of them and no words or expensive ink are necessary.
    Particularly for the German nobility it was common place to have a stock of pages addressing various other families with whom you were often in contact either because of long-standing quarrels or because they were your allies. so page with the almost any other family's coat of arms already stamped upon it was readily at hand for most Noble families.
    There is an old story from the German part of my family that when a male relative of mine was found to have been writing romantic letters to a higher-ranking Nobles second daughter without the father's permission. A letter with our family coat of arms covered in the s*** of the offended Noble was delivered by one of his Messengers was quickly forthcoming. At which point the young man had to explain to his own father what exactly he thought he was doing with a higher-ranking man's daughter.
    I'm not entirely clear if I remember the outcome of this particular story correctly or not as I may have a confused with another one. but eventually the fact that the girl was already 13 years old and a second daughter when their household already had at least two sons.
    The young man apparently defended himself to his father stating that he knew the girl was still a little bit too young. but they had met when her older sister was being presented at court. he thought if he got her to write him letters he would have a better shot when she did come of age. He saw no harm in it as they had, had a good time talking to one another chaperoned by the girl's mother at the party. He had perceived the mother's chaperoning as permission. as he had asked the girl in front of her mother if she would be willing to write to him.
    The original messenger had been rather adamant that if the young man would not stop writing to the daughter. that he would be challenged to a duel. Evidently cooler heads prevailed eventually as no dual is recorded.
    Other correspondence indicate that the father eventually thought better of it and figured that it was better for his daughter to be considering marriage to a smaller household's eldest son then to risk her own poverty by getting marriage proposals from second sons and other lower ranking men without even an estate of Their Own.
    The family records indicate that he didn't marry her, but she did end up marrying one of his cousins.

  • @joedoorknobs
    @joedoorknobs 5 років тому +2

    He puts the “ass” in classical.

  • @abelcheng2073
    @abelcheng2073 7 років тому

    I remember another UA-camr did a review on the movie based off of Mozart's life called Amadeus and the song lick my arse was brought up.

  • @jmalmsten
    @jmalmsten 6 років тому

    To quote Glove and Boots... Aherhm...
    "EVERYTHING'S COVERED IN FECES!"

  • @ellis51773
    @ellis51773 5 років тому

    Omfg I really never anticipated hearing that from Simon but I really don't regret it

  • @ianwattsOfficial
    @ianwattsOfficial 5 років тому

    WOW! He reminds me of the movie "Paul":::))) Cheer's

  • @clray123
    @clray123 5 років тому

    You know you've made it in life when you've been licked down there and wrote a canon about it.

  • @TheLTCtrainer
    @TheLTCtrainer 7 років тому

    Holy crap! I had no idea! :)

  • @Artbug
    @Artbug 7 років тому +24

    Why was bloodletting/leeches a thing is medicine... and was it based in any kind of factual evidence?

    • @jayjay99989
      @jayjay99989 7 років тому +12

      Artbug It was based upon the four humours theory, It believed if you had too much of a single 'humour' it should be released. I.e too much blood then let's release some.

    • @MKVProcrastinator
      @MKVProcrastinator 7 років тому +17

      Medical leeches are still being used today.

    • @waltyann9626
      @waltyann9626 7 років тому +11

      Artbug They're still used today, it's just that before they used it all the time because they thought most diseases were caused by excess blood. Leeches sucks blood out steadily.
      We use leeches today for things like, when reattaching fingers to the hands we put a leech on it so the arteries hook up. Plus, leeches help prevent blood from clotting.

    • @gnarthdarkanen7464
      @gnarthdarkanen7464 7 років тому +2

      Not to dispute what's already here... Just to add a perspective. Early on in medical science, such as it was, the practices and beliefs were usually structured along more anecdotal results than through the benefits of the "scientific method" we enjoy today.
      So in their defense, there was some anecdotal evidence that bloodletting could be consequentially beneficial to the patients. In some circumstances (like a hemorrhage or subdermal infection) it might release pressures as well as expel infectious materials... In such cases as the patient survived, the general philosophy was "never argue with success"... so to say. Some treatments probably risked far greater harm, but with every successful healing came further belief... regardless of whether the "treatment" prescribed had anything to do with the result or not... (like "bloodletting" specifically prescribed releasing the "corruption" of an infected cyst... etc)
      While we're at it, let's remember in those ages... Doctors really got to bury their mistakes. :o)

    • @nihilisticpancakeface6553
      @nihilisticpancakeface6553 7 років тому +1

      it can help inflamed organs because it sucks the excess blood and has an anti-coagulant substance that can stop blood from clotting

  • @site_alpha_Liberty_Cat
    @site_alpha_Liberty_Cat 7 років тому

    We should all quote Mozart in our daily lives...

  • @47Str8
    @47Str8 6 років тому

    The inspiration for the Brownshirts?

  • @andrewolson5471
    @andrewolson5471 5 років тому +5

    Scat jokes are the shittiest form of humor.
    I'm sorry, I'll see myself out.

    • @thecounterparta2402
      @thecounterparta2402 5 років тому +1

      Andrew Olson _door number 2_ is that way. Oh shit. Dammit lmao.

  • @scottpool4777
    @scottpool4777 7 років тому +1

    A genius is what he was

  • @515shawn
    @515shawn 7 років тому +6

    Scat art

  • @johnnyftf2545
    @johnnyftf2545 5 років тому

    I am fucking devestated and convinced to have entered a different universe.

  • @thoughtstricken8579
    @thoughtstricken8579 7 років тому

    How many swings did you take at this one Simon? Or was it just a case of one deep breath and go for it? In any event in our PC world he would have been excused as a Tourettes sufferer. (Opinion)

  • @Grr-nz7zj
    @Grr-nz7zj 7 років тому

    Best video ever. This one of the videos that keeps me laughing 😂

  • @webbophone3377
    @webbophone3377 7 років тому +2

    Henry Purcell is certainly another one who wrote vulgar canons (or perhaps took vulgar poems and put them to music)! Funny and great to sing, although a bit high in register for me!
    My favs: 'Young John the Gardener", "Once, Twice, Thrice I Julia Cried" um trying to think of other ones..
    "Pox On You!" Is another funny one

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver Рік тому +1

      Jonathan Swift also wrote some pretty lurid poems as well. I love the one about a girl named Cynthia, and discovering: "Oh Cynthia, Cynthia, Cynthia SHITS!"

  • @ilkkarautio2449
    @ilkkarautio2449 6 років тому +1

    Thank god he didnt compose an opera about taking a dump.

  • @epicman8614
    @epicman8614 5 років тому

    It was a masterpiece...

  • @AndrisVaskis
    @AndrisVaskis 7 років тому

    Can you do one on why we flinch when a balloon pops please?

  • @wolfgangamadeusmozart7067
    @wolfgangamadeusmozart7067 7 років тому +3

    What if Mozart was actually a bird

    • @claireramirez1990
      @claireramirez1990 3 роки тому

      he did have unusual love for birds in general, he rlly liked them and had one for quite some time. Who knows he's one as well lmao