Nekomata Okayu: Okayu the Ideal Wife
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Source: • Video -【雑談】まったりプロの僕です【ホロライブ/猫又おかゆ】
Back during September 24th, 2019, Okayu was streaming a free talk session. There, someone mentioned that it might be tough for Okayu to get married. She explained in full detail what exactly makes her the ideal bride.
You can watch Nekomata Okayu here: / @nekomataokayu
And her twitter here: / nekomataokayu
Special thanks to Kanaderu / @asagi220 for his help on translating.
For more translations regarding Okayu and other Hololive members, please check out some of these channels...
Jin Teramachi's channel here: / @jinteramachi
Marvin Charlton's channel here:
/ @marvincharlton6061
Bwapii's channel here:
/ @bt8559
Inspiration to cut this segment was from Nekomata News: • Video
As a bonus, I also translated some of the comments in the chat during the part where she described what kind of person she wanted to marry. I'm not skilled enough at video editing and subtitle placement to have them show up, especially since the chat in this video is slightly delayed.
But yeah, here's what the Japanese chat was saying in response to Okayu's "ideal marriage candidate." (0:36)
"Korone?"
"Korone?"
"Do they have to be a cat? Can they be a dog?"
"Isn't that just Korone?"
"Koro-san?"
"Hey that's me, isn't it!?"
"Let's get married then."
"Gimme a moment, I'm coming over to marry you right now."
"In other words, me."
"Sounds like Subaru."
"Maybe someone like Subaru..."
"There's someone who is ingenius when it comes to humor. They're a dog though."
agreed
Txs
FIRST ...... GRATEFUL TO THE ABOVE OWO
Second ... As a more personal question, etoooo do you study somewhere in Japan? Platform or something?
That’s about what I expected.
"Would you like a bath? Dinner? Or Perhaps... video games?"
I want this girl now.
Vale la pena soñar, no?
She knows what we want
there can only be one winner
@@haydenz520 Giant battle royal with the entire hololive fan base for her hand in marriage
Then we all hear boss music as DOOG SLAYER joins the battle
Korone: *furiously taking notes*
when Okayu said "no, i'll be the wife" i responded with "you know you can marry another female and still both be the wife"
Aka:
Korone:
Write that down! *WRITE THAT DOWN!*
When she was stating that she wants someone who is funny she was basically stating Korone
She literally listed Korone's personality
Okayu: I want someone funny
comment: so Korone
Okayu: but I'm the one here who'll be the wife
me, thinking of a husbando Korone: YUP, KORONE.
"Wouldn't you like to marry me?"
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
Agree.
@Faathir Arsa They're so good my god
@@dureremu5897 I never quite understood the point of the voice packs honestly, what are they about? Is it just like ASMR or? I've never really quite "understood" ASMR either to be fair.
Chris Boelens leaving a comment in case anyone answer
Faathir Arsa NGL I prob don’t even have to buy them, there’s always a place, but I don’t do that
Viewer: "What would be your ideal cat?"
Okayu: *describes dog*
Logic 100
@@arctohru Hologic 100
Well, she already has a cat, and a dog, but the dog is her friend/ship sooooo...
"Sore tomo... Game ni suru?"
I HAVE BEEN HAD BY THIS CAT
She played us all like a damn fiddle
A keeper
I need her. But Korone needs her more. OKAKORO
@@Nolo-HLM need both, threesome is awesome
To be fair, Id take that offer as well, like. She knows that.
Even tomboys have that girly wedding dream my dudes
@Copypastable it's to prevent scandal tbh... Paparazzi is a thing you know. But with this new vtuber format, maybe they can get ripped of it, since their identities were already hidden
@Copypastable Why would " the ones those girls typically like " be an asshole ? Look, I know that Okayu wants to be verbally abused, but that is the only exception -
hoang dung you do know that, matsuri, rushia, marine, coco, and 1 other who I’m forgetting, their name and faces are already known, people found matsuris other yt Channel where she shows her face, people found rushia and cocos insta pages that have their irl names and faces, and idk how people found marines stuff But I’ve been seeing irl pics of her all over
@@randomusername3697 that's called "leak", it's a bad thing. would not recommend doxxing behaviour
hoang dung I’m pretty sure coco don’t give a shit, leaks aren’t always bad, and I only know about this from a friend who showed me their pages, also update coco also has a yt channel where she openly shows her face, Tho i doubt the rushia one is real bc it isn’t confirmed but the coco and matsuri ones are, unless those channels have perfect voice changers
Okayu: Wants to marry a someone with good humor.
Me with my overabundance of unfunny dad jokes: Damn.
Hey, in her pokemon mystery dungeon personality test she said she loved bad puns. Don't lose that spark of hope.
Chances are still high.
You and I feel the same pain, brother
You know what the same of okayu and wood?
Don't underestimate unfunny dad jokes
"But unfortunately there's only one of me."
Me looking over at gf in the living room plugging in the switch: "Do u think u would look good in a cat costume?"
Cultured.
@Kooh "Only if you can get me a Cinnamon cosplay."
Red you got yourself a good woman dude!
What life hacks did u use to get such a cultured gf
What's the droprate for a gf?
Okayu would take care of the HDMI cables? *I see this as an absolute win*
I wouldn't trust a cat with your cables if I was you.
I would trust a wifecat on the cables tho
Ahh, i just remember something, cat with cable..u know after sometime they will get bondage and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
RadicalGaming1000 Get you a girl with good cable management
I was kinda iffy on this until I heard that
"My dream is, to become a bride."
At that moment, the chat just went from the calm normal sliding stage to the panic jumping stage.
Truly, this cat still contains too much hidden powers.
*Waifu-able cat noises*,(=^･ｪ･^=)
Yeah, didn't expect that
She's right tho, no wife would change the HDMI from your consoles when you forgot to swap it to others
No other wife would even understand it
No other wife
"would you like a bath? Dinner? Or... Video games?"
I've been fooled but i dont regret it
Same
I want all
Okayu: Marry me.
Chat: I am Speed.
Okayus surprisingly girlish dream
Except for the video game part maybe?
@@seven_8434 that's neutral for both sexes
@@andersonrobotics5608 Yeah, of course. I just kinda meant video games aren't stereotypiclly a "girlish" thing. Of course anyone, male or female can play video games and there's nothing weird about that but I just meant that using the term "girlish" in the first place meant it was a stereotyical female thing to do and it's no secret that females make up a smaller portion of the gaming community. I don't have anything against girls playing videogames if that's what you thought. Honestly my first comment was pretty stupid and uneccasary, sorry about that.
@@seven_8434 are you working in ubisoft?
@@heartbroken3344... no... probably...
"someone funny and who you laugh a lot just listening to them" ah, so Korone?
Well, I don't think Okayu swings that way unlike a lot of the other hololive members apparantly.
@@seven_8434 But they are the chosen ones!!!
@@seven_8434 bruh I’m most convinced out of everyone that they swing that way
I’m literally think oh Korone also has a lot of old consoles and obscure cables
@@seven_8434 WHICH MEMBERS SWING THAT WAY THO?
Okayu: My dream for the future is to be a bride.
Korone: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
I hope she ends up with a good guy. Well, what I really hope is she ends up with Korone lol
Same
Lol, yeah. But, failing that, a good guy otherwise.
@@werewolf4358 that good guy better be the best guy imaginable. A Someone who deserves it. Though deep down noone truly deserves her.
So basically Okayu wants to marry Korone
I just hope when she gets married, that person is truly worthy of her
Yes
Indeed.
Or else the chat would find them
Yes
"Doesn't everyone wanna marry me now?"
"Unfortunately there's only one me."
Looks like it's time to start researching cloning technology.
Make a Okayu fanbase battle royale
*BURSTS INTO ELON MUSK'S OFFICE*
CLONING TECHNOLOGY NOW!
"Would you like dinner? Or maybe a bath? Or maybe...
Video games!"
Okayu truly knows the way to a mans heart.
Okayu will never be your wife, why live?
If Korone becomes her husband, that's good enough for me.
@@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates Nah I'm betting it'll be some decent looking guy from Japan named Hayato or Takeru. He'll have a slightly above average wage with a good apartment. They'd probably first meet at somewhere Okayu goes to for her hobbies and start hitting it off from there. He'll be a successful and hardworking Japanese buisnessman who doesn't stick out too much and has Okayu to support him all the way.
@@HaHa-gg9dl I hate how oddly specific this is
@@sekka4480 Breadwinners are bunwinners, if ya catch my drift.
Because she will become Korone's wife and ill live for that.
1:41 This is it, I finally can rest in piece
Okayu: Your trial version has just ended.
But she's right though. No other wife would think to switch out the HDMI for the N64 Cables, *_AND_* have Composite Backups just in case. *I DON'T EVEN THINK THEY COULD DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN THE THREE.*
Even as I'm sitting here watching this she's like _"Ain't any other wife like me!"_
Me: *_"No, no...SHE'S GOT A POINT."_*
r/AreTheStraightsOK
@@ElicatrothTV I don't bother y'all when you do these weird ass Yuri Ships that you swear up and down is wholesome. Don't bother me in my little bubble.
@@ElicatrothTV Just... why? Why do you think that's even an appropriate subreddit to use here? More importantly why the fuck are you linking subreddits outside of reddit?
Get the fuck out.
@@LordVader1094 because the dude’s freaking out over a vtuber being wife material over some cables, calm down bro
Doesn’t Korone has a crap ton of cables and old consoles?
If I had a wife like Okayu, I would be a happy man
@Jale The Village Troublemaker yeah we all :,)
Starts Crying
_WAHHHHHHHHHHGH_
same brother, samee...
be a happy man first, and then you'll get a wife like her.
@@cykablyat4058 how to be happy when my life is filled with misery , its not like "you reap what you sow" in my case I try hard life is just utterly determined to fuck me up in all ways possible
People say "just be patient good things will come" , when ? 2 years ? 4 years? I have been waiting so long that those people vanished who said that but not the misery
"Do you want to marry me?"
Don't give me fake hope, I'm crying in toilet
1:43 KYUUUUN
Thanks for the translation, I haven't seen this one before and it's already one of my favorite clips
1:40 I like where this is going.
1:57 She's REALLY trying to wrestle the Best Girl spot from Korone, in my Waifu Rankings...
"Everyone wants such a wonderful wife." Wow. She's completely won me over.
Okayu: Someone with a sense of humor
Me: Alright, I’m boutta head out
When she said she that she wants to marry someone funny, I knew that it definitely won't be me
“There’s only one of me”
Begun the Okayu’s Heart War has.
Again, this is why I love Okayu~ lol
Okayu:I want someone funny
My life is a joke does that count?
0:20 hope
0:40 despair
Who ever marries Okayu will be blessed with a great wife and a cute soothing voice😌
That's a very cute dream, I hope that when the day comes and she retires (let's face it someday it will happen), she can let know her real fanbase that she accomplished her dream (and if we're lucky the simps have been exterminated by then), like Watames own CD.
You're not wrong, but I don't want to think about any of them retiring
@@DarthNoox neither do i and sincerely dont even think about it since it will not let you enjoy them while they're here.
@@DarthNoox don't think about the future, think about the present
@@scottjefferson4048 actually, knowing everything will end one day, will make anything feels more precious. Of course, it can also make you depressed, but you must instead be happy, and spam her with red sc
I hope they all find people that treat them well
"My dream for the future is to be a bride"
Aaahhhhh!!! The pureness!!! It's blinding me!!!
1:40 i almost passed away
"Would you like a bath, dinner, or perhaps... video games?" So close, but the correct answer was "massacre".
Remember kiddos,an okayu a day keeps depression away
That yawn at the beginning is everything.
Idk why but Okayu feel soooo chill like someone u want near even if is not to do anything.
Nonchalantly talks about having a boob mousepad of her made.
Having a wife like Okayu would be eternal bliss.
I wish that one day I'll come back from work and my wife will ask me whether or not should we play some Mario party or some other co-op games.
Actually the original N64 Mario Party has a special place in my heart and the middle of my palm won't ever forget either but I'm sure Korone with her love of retro games would also appreciate the switching of cables anyways my cousins had the game and when I borrowed it I ended up unlocking the last 2 maps they didn't even know about
I'm here after her rejection...
Pain
Okayu: "My dream for the future is to be a bride"
Korone: *Church music starts*
wtf was that yawning? its So CUTE
That's unexpected but it's a welcoming one.
This video has very powerful and positive energy.
Man, her smile and laugh is addicting
"Would you like dinner? Or a bath? Or perhaps... Video games?"
Holy fuck Okayu plz marry me
Thanks Joey ✊
Answer to her question; I’ll get the TV trays, we’ll eat while we play Mario Party, loser does the dishes.
My bridecat can’t be this cute
y'know, i half expected to see chat explode a few times to fight over her
"Don't you guys picture a wife in an apron holding a ladle?"
*me thinking about Bushijima from H. O. T. D*
Okayu can read minds, guys.
“Some who talks talks and says funny things”
IT’S OUR TIME TO SHINE BOIS
I love her confidence. She doesn't just say that she wants to have a husband, but it's her dream and she's going to work for it. She doesn't say that she'd just like to have one, she'll make sure to do it. I wish I had that kind of determination dude.
Can we just stop and appreciate how smooth the deflection at 1:00 is?
Other idols: Get jealous of each other
Okayu: already knows she's best cat
1:50
Mario Party? Dream come true?
N64?! GOLDEN GOOSE!
1:40 Congratulations to anyone who finds/found a wife like this.
"I'm a very capable wifecat."
YOURE ENGAGED!
Catering to all the cables too? Good lord, please wife her.
mfw it hits you okayu is defo straight
dame da ne... dame yo
Guy: i want to be your husband
Korone: *yubi yubi intensifies*
She's old school, but she knows her stuff; lovely cat, definitely the ideal wife!
1:42 An unexpected twist, but a welcome one.
1:39 not what I expected, but a better outcome to be sure
that laugh, why its so addicting
Ideal wife ideed.
even a cold-hearted bastard like me can't handle how overpoweringly cute Okayu is
Korone and Aqua: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!
Whoever becomes the Husband/Wife of Okayu is one lucky bastard.
0:41
*Okayu Saying a person who said Funny Thing*
Joseph Joestar: My Time as come
Okayu basically described the personality of any doggo on the planet.... interesting
“Someone funny”
Fuck, well I wish you the best of luck boys, looks like I’m dropping out the race immediately
So re to mo...
Okayuuuuuu
I watch this every once in a while when the loneliness gets to me
Imagine Okayu with the dead-mom hairstyle...
She’s on to something with that strategy
I need an Okayu wife to route my cables, only a true bride would know how to organize them properly
Gameeeeee
"someone who talks and says funny things, and you just laugh a lot listening to them"
me: THATS YOU THATS YOUUUU STOP
If that good sense of humor Okayu wanted completely matches Max0r's sense of humor, I'm going for it, if not, it doesn't matter, this is the ideal gamer girl that I've always dreamed for
Sound like a best friend to me
>"What kind of cat do you want to marry?"
The kind that's a dog.
"There's only one of me, unfortunately"
DIBS
Y'all too slow for this cat 😼
I would also love to come home with a welcoming voice. its what makes a house a home ya know.
KoroAqua: **Write that down**
**Write that down**
The most wholesome wife.
"Unfortunately there's only one of me"
I knew that, so why is my face leaking...
you should be able to leave both the HDMI and Composite cables hooked up and just change the AUX on the TV.
I mean... That does sounds like a good deal
That was actually adorable
Normally when an Idol says something like this you chalk it up to fan service
I hope Okayu chan finds happiness
Korone punching air rn
Great sense of humour
Me who love dark humour : *sweating*
why is she laying out the perfect scenario O_o