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My wife thought i was some kind of a freak caveman when my shower gel ran out and I used a shampoo for the body. Women have this thing that everything needs to have a specific use only. They take it seriously.
I'm a woman and I haven't bought body wash in years I use shampoo for all washing activities because I'm allergic to coco butter which is a pain in the butt. I get olive oil shampoo and you know, suds up all over 😋
A bottle of shampoo is all you need for your whole body! Why would shampoo that can get rid of hair grease in seconds be worse than body gel/wash? Makes no sense. I think it's because they want to sell more products. It's probably almost the same thing. And it gets your skin silky smooth. Never need to use any products for the skin. I'm 49 and been using only schampoo all my life. Well some mild soap for intimate areas but that''s it. You're fooled. :)
Yes where is the Canadian tour? Don't forget how many unserved fins that live in northern Ontario. They came to Canada to cut trees and now there is non of that.
Well, toothpaste sounds like feeling fresh, but not exciting. (Didn't try yet.) When toothpaste runs out, soap tastes really yucky and has a loooong aftertaste. (Did try.)
I think ISMO is the ONLY decent stand-up comedian out there. Unlike those losers in NYC who either make fun of some paid audience to make others laugh, or keep chitchatting with audience coz they ran out of jokes.
There was a man going into a whore house, one inside, one leaving and one waiting out the front in a car. Where is each man from? Man going in - Russian Man inside - Himalayan Man leaving - Finnish Man waiting out the front is English waiting for the red light to turn green.
Ismo never fails to make me snort :]
Don't tell him about the "2in1" or "3in1" soaps, he might brush his teeth with it.
3 in 1! wash your ball, ass AND head hair all at once!
Where is 5in one I need those😂.
if it washes your body and hair, why wouldn't it wash your teeth :hmm
Love this guy!
It also prevents cavities down there.
For most people, it's too late for that - for women, too late times two
@@donaldwheeler5989 I'm sorry.....what?!?! I don't get it 😏
Love you ISMO!
plus, it gives it a refreshing feel
And very cooling too...
My wife thought i was some kind of a freak caveman when my shower gel ran out and I used a shampoo for the body. Women have this thing that everything needs to have a specific use only. They take it seriously.
They've been conned by marketing. Mostly. Women do tend to have more sensitive skin, and in some cases it makes a difference.
I haven’t bought shampoo in years. I use body wash for everything. I figure my hair is also a part of my body, so… 🤷♂️
I'm with you. I use any kind of soap for any cleaning purpose.
I'm a woman and I haven't bought body wash in years I use shampoo for all washing activities because I'm allergic to coco butter which is a pain in the butt. I get olive oil shampoo and you know, suds up all over 😋
A bottle of shampoo is all you need for your whole body! Why would shampoo that can get rid of hair grease in seconds be worse than body gel/wash? Makes no sense. I think it's because they want to sell more products. It's probably almost the same thing. And it gets your skin silky smooth. Never need to use any products for the skin. I'm 49 and been using only schampoo all my life. Well some mild soap for intimate areas but that''s it. You're fooled. :)
I think I can win this contest hands down. In my bathroom there is only a soap bar, and I wash everything with that.
Its really not a contest man..
🥥😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THE BEST!
Still waiting for the Canadian Tour!
Nope, He makes too much sense for Canada. He will get cancelled for spreading common sense in the country.
he will get jailed in Canada.
@@SuperSky9 Makes me sad how true that is
Yes where is the Canadian tour? Don't forget how many unserved fins that live in northern Ontario. They came to Canada to cut trees and now there is non of that.
White bar soap for everything! And I mean EVERYTHING.
Bet it tastes lovely
He’s right! What could possibly go wrong…
(5 min later)
AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
🫢😳🤯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"A ball" 😂
Don't try this at home. Trust me on this one.
Dark Truth:
Toothpaste and Toothbrush should ideally be Teethpaste & Teethbrush.
😂
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Well, shoot. I can never UNread this and now you’ve broken my brain and doomed me to impulsively blurt it out during future awkward pauses. Cheers! 🙃
You are so great. Lol.
It may feel a bit uncomfortable, but the women love it.
Freshens you up tho!
In my bathroom i use the bar of soap. The wife use all the other stuff.
fck,,,,you're funny af
Well... Ismo has finnish balls😁
Soap is soap. Every other label is marketing.
Coal Tar Soap, all ANYBODY needs.
Ain't that the tooth
When they blow on it it gives a cool refreshing feeling
Millonka tuut suomeen/ when do you come to Finland
se on suomessa just nyt
🤣🍻🤘
I also use toothpaste as lubricant. Works great and keeps the helmet minty fresh
It works great if you’re a masochist
Never tried anal wearing a helmet. Just to clarify - who should wear it?
Raikastaa kummasti😊
It’s humor, lighten up.
😂😂😂
Logic!
Well, toothpaste sounds like feeling fresh, but not exciting. (Didn't try yet.)
When toothpaste runs out, soap tastes really yucky and has a loooong aftertaste. (Did try.)
Like me who brushed teeth with soap under the same concept. Saved toothpaste cost. Gotcha..😊
I’m a women and I too have only two bottles of the same thing to shower so yeah… i have more stuff for brushing your teeth
Ты из метала создан) это новая игра?!) решил усложнить и начать заново)
Pure male logic 😂
"When I was a man" rofl
Because after marriage you are not anymore😂.
Very funny guy who's delivery is dryer than a Vultures Crutch !
Look at Mister Fancy-Pants who has two bottles in the bathroom.
I think ISMO is the ONLY decent stand-up comedian out there.
Unlike those losers in NYC who either make fun of some paid audience to make others laugh, or keep chitchatting with audience coz they ran out of jokes.
Cautionary warning: do not try this at home. Perform my professionals only 😂😂😂
You are one day too late.Thanks for nothing.
@@adiro8942 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro
my relatives reffers to everyone as 'he/she' and my boss calls everyone sir, military style.
men are happy single…. but also eant a family…. 2 totally different lifestyles.
There was a man going into a whore house, one inside, one leaving and one waiting out the front in a car. Where is each man from?
Man going in - Russian
Man inside - Himalayan
Man leaving - Finnish
Man waiting out the front is English waiting for the red light to turn green.
That's pretty funny 🤣🤣🤣
Ball paste
It surely works in Finland but the standard whitening effect of today's toothpaste would make the balls on a non-caucasian man look weird though.
Evidently many people are going to laugh at pretty much anything...