Jim Cornette on Hulk Hogan Saying He Could Have Been The Next John Wayne
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- Опубліковано 27 сер 2024
- From Episode 333 of the Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
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“That’s not gonna work for me, Pilgrim.” - John Wayne
😂
@@UpstatePatriot Trash.
@@Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma🤡
@@Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma🤡
@@Cruising_On_Lake_HavasomaAre you projecting sir? 🤷♂️
Hogan was supposed to sign the declaration of independence but he was booked in Japan
That’s the year he wrestled 390 days.
He should have flown west past the dateline a couple of times to rewind time like he did when he wrestled 400 days a year.
I'd heard it was Dr. Who took him in a Time Machine to perform for Nero and he was Spartacus.
If anything I've only beat him to it, he would definitely say it if he thought he could get away with it.
There's that one time he fought 47 ronin but they wouldn't put him over so he signed to the Massachusetts Bay wrestling alliance
Luckily, because of the time difference, he managed to get back a day before he left just in time to for dinner with Abe Lincon and Jefferson and all those guys. Lincoln was a massive hulkamaniac
Hogan didn't go bald, he was scalped by the Comanches then formed the Texas Rangers.
Lol 😆, but now I kinda want to see this show
2K put it back.
And he only got scalped because he got hot from behind with a chair, brother.
We knew he lied about being recruited by the Reds, now he founded a different team? 😂
@@Pogo113 Hogan taught Nolan Ryan how to throw a fastball.
"Work for me, brother that will not" - Yoda Hogan 😂
"Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny."
LMAOOOOOO yoda hogan
I popped 😅
"Get off your horse and drink your milk and take your vitamins brother!"
Horse
*moonshine
*tabacky
Did you know it was Hogan that was originally meant to walk on the moon first but he had the flue that week so he couldnt go
A leg drop on the moon would have been more memorable than just walking
I was drafted and sent to Nam and defeated an entire platoon of VC just by telling that I wasn't gonna do the job for them.
Hogan was top busy flying around the world like Superman 🦸♂️
I thought you were about to reference how the Hulkster was the first to walk on water and raise the dead… then he took some scrappy kid named Hey Zeus under his wing and taught him everything
Hogan got Jesus off the cross by dropping the leg on the Romans.
We need Hogan to keep running his mouth so we can eventually get that glorious Hulk Hogan’s lies omnibus.
"Whatcha gonna do when Pilgrimania runs wild on you?"
"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.
There were great numbers of people who needed new land,
and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." - John Wayne
"I just hope we don't come back as a couple,
I don't want to say it, blizz-ack gizz-uys.
You know what I'm saying?" - Hulk Hogan
John Wayne didn't make movies about Pilgrims
@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku Yeah.. Quote a Confirmed Racist 😂
Probably watch my land get stolen from me.
Ron Hubbard talking to a space alien makes more sense than the reality of scientology
It makes as much or more sense than the reality of Christianity, Mormonism, Judaism, Buddhism, Taoism, Catholicism, and any other religious ism out there. They are all equally worthless and stupid
"I want the truth!"
No Tom, you obviously don't want that.
It kind of _is_ the reality of scientology...
"I didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on me, brother." - Hulk Hogan
There's not a chance in Hell that's accurate, because that would imply that Plymouth Rock would go over on Hogan.
@@ravenlit Hogan slammed Plymouth Rock. All 2,000 pounds of it.
Anything goes
Had to get his wife on the phone that rock stiffed him something awful
"'The Road to Baptism'... which of course leads to the big Baptism pay-per-view..." And there goes the coffee, right out of my nose.
I'll admit I laughed way more than I should have at that!
I laughed so hard I had to pause the video. 10/10 joke
😂
They just gave Tony khan his next ppv idea
Actually 'Baptism by Fire' sounds like it'd be a proper PPV name 😂🤣
"A big mouth don't make a big man" John Wayne.
A better quote for this situation I don't think there is.
I bet Jimbo disagrees. Lol
I'll never buy John Wayne as a hero. There's a really sinister and dark vibe about him.
brian’s “road to baptism” joke about a ppv was INSANELY funny 😂😂😂
Absolutely brilliant joke, caught me so off guard I put my face in my hands LOL
Rumor has it Hogan refused to put John Wayne over.
Wayne injured Hogan's neck like the Undertaker.
And he was a huge fan of his work, just like Elvis was.
Back in the 80s, they told Chuck Norris he could be the next John Wayne, he just had to kick the Hulkster's ass. Chuck Norris refused to cheapen the martial arts he trained. It's not true, but that's more believeable than Hulk's bs here
"Linda and her mom thought I was gay for years. We were staying at her place and this was just after Brutus had his parasailing accident and he was in a big body cast. And I went down to breakfast and Linda's mom was mad, and I was like, "what's everyone acting so weird about?" And Linda's mom said, "I saw you giving Brutus head!" See what happened was, Brutus had this really hot girlfriend, this blonde girlfriend, and what had happened was she had come over and was giving Brutus head, and Linda's mom saw this...this blonde head going up and down and thought it was...she saw it and she thought it was my blonde head. But no, they were saying I was gay for years." - Hulk Hogan, actual quote
Well, to be fair, Brutus girlfriend at the time was 6'6 and 300 pounds, so I am sure it was an honest mistake😂
“Is that you, brother? Is this me?”
“Who said that? Who the f*^% said that?”
@@jgant5063LEMME SEE YOUR HULK UP FACE!
BULLSHIT, you don't scare me much...
I would've paid anything to see Sarg. Hartman curse out Hogan lol
😂😂😂😂😂
"Is that you Hulk Hogan" - Private Joker
Clever!!!
To this day, Hogan’s best work is Muppets from Space.
How about Gremlins 2?
No Holds Barred. What's that smell? Dookie!😂
😂He should have got a oscar nomination for that role brother
I gotta go with Spy Hard, where he gets his ass kicked by a security guard and tags in Mary Tyler Moore
Nah, Mr. Nanny and Thunder in Paradise.
Hulk Hogan sold out a 700,000,000 seat stadium
Before pre-sale was finished brother!
And he had an 8 hour gauntlet match against 100 men.
@@kingdemonic5690 Before he even did the shirt rip
He wrestled in 9 continents, 400 days a year.
Hulk Hogan’s boot is so big that’s why Italy is shaped that way
Jim: "How many shows do you know that tape in front of a dead audience?"
Me: "AEW"
😂
I am SHOCKED Corny missed that one
That's exactly what I thought! Miss opportunity there by Jim! 😂
Director: "Now Hulk Wayne, this film is called the Alamo and your going to make a heroic last stand." Hulk Wayne "that doesn't work for me brother, how about everyone but me gets injured, then I beat all the mexicans and leg drop Santa Anna".
Alamo? Are Hickenbottom and Levesque there too?!
The hulkster don't job to no lucha libres brother!
Im so high right now and this is funny as shit!
Shame the oscars was this past Sunday and the greatest actor of all time Hulk Hogan wasnt even there
I read that last part in Corny’s “I wasn’t even there” impersonation
@@EliC09 It was Owen
I dunno what it is, Brian’s “WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING “ got me really good.
The thumbnail looks super Fallout related.
I approve.
Are you a Cornette/pro wrestling fan, or did you just happen to stumble upon a video with a Fallout-esque thumbnail? I love it when channels about one of my niche interests that I follow/sub to winds up being a fan of other channels about one of my _other_ niche interests that I follow/sub to!
“That’s like being the nicest guy in prison “ this has got to be the most used comment by Jim lately
Jim wasn't even there. . .
@@quentinkaasa47 lol neither was I but I bet it's correct.
Hogan partied with John Wayne after Wrestlemania III.
Please give us a Hulk Hogan lies omnibus. Begging for one.
"There wasn't enough time in the day, even flying back from Japan."
Jim has already done at least one of those.
Search for it in his profile search bar.
That’s a series here 😂
“Hulk Hogan could’ve been the next John Wayne.”
Yeah. And Randy Savage could’ve been the next Marlon Brando.
Or Hogan's best friend.
That is true. Savages performance in spider man almost won him an Oscar.
OOH YEAH IT'S NOT PERSONAL, IT'S BUSINESS BROTHER. (PUNCH)
I'm picturing Macho Man sitting next to Lanny Poffo in a car doing the "I could have been a contender" speech from On The Waterfront. "You were my brother Lanny. You should have watched out for me..."
That would make Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels the next Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino.
'The Good, The Bad and The Hulkster' - greatest Western movie never made.
He taught Muhammad Ali how to do "the shuffle" & how to cut promos.
Hogan to Ali: "I don't really like you brothers, brother."
😂😂😂
"It's not a lie...If you believe it."
Seinfeld reference
"People believe what they want to believe"
Brain, "Pinky and the Brain"
True that Costanza 👌
Jim knowing the words to "North to Alaska" is quite impressive.
Love Jim's singing too it's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I told God to create light." - Hulk Hogan
Hogan: "Jesus was going to rise after 2 days but i said that doesn't work for me brother".
Darkness don't work for me, brother.
Hogan was gonna be the next John Wayne. But, he had to tour with Metallica that year.
Ha.
The Memory Remains ...
Jim Cornette singing North To Alaska is so hilarious! 🤣
Hulk Hogan as Juluis Caesar- "Et Tu Brute Beefcake?"
"And then I bodyslam the universe and created life BROTHER!" - Hulk Hogan
The Big Brother Theory, brother!
"John 3:16 says that doesn't work for me, brother!"
John 3:16 actually says, " For God so love the world that he gave his only begotten son that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life"
@@Packersfan-us7lg...and u know what Austin 3:16 says 😁....
@@Packersfan-us7lgno one gives a shit
@@Packersfan-us7lgI think you missed the joke there.
@@SChaos1701 be nice, anyone proclaiming to be a Packers fan is a little slow in the head
"I am your father, Brother"
-Dath Hogan.
Underrated comment 😂
Imagine a ‘True Grit’ remake starring Hulk Hogan. I can’t stop laughing.
"You must pay for everything in this world one way and another, brother."
‘Suburban Commando’ is a remake of ‘McQ’
"How many shows do you know taped before a dead audience?" At least three: Dynamite, Rampage, and Collision
What about that “I Quit” match in front of an empty audience between Rock and Mankind?
@@reillymcwritingWell the difference there is with _that_ match (which wasnt an "I Quit" match, you're thinking of Royal Rumble 1999 a week earlier) the lack of a live audience was intentional and part of the show and the match's gimmick.
I like that Brian mentioned the classic “JOCK ASS!” line from No Holds Barred bc we all know the real star was Kurt Fuller 😂
Fuller Rules.
Fuller was also in _Ghostbusters II,_ which was in theaters that same summer.
@@ravenlit Yeah . He a good actor.
@@mrg8581 Damn right he's a good actor. If I see Fuller's part of a movie, I know I'm going to have a good time.
@@ravenlit Exactly.
Hulk is an old version of the kid who had the cool toy years before you did. Doesn’t have it any more though because he lost it
He knows a guy who works at the company though. He'll get an advanced prototype of the next model if he doesn't forget.
I grew up with that kid. He didn't lose that toy, I took it and swapped it for a handful of bazooka joes that I shared with everyone but him.
Had trials at West Ham (that never happened)
Also has a girlfriend in Canada, you don’t know her
he's the unlce who works at nintendo lol
Please release an omnibus for The Lies of Hulk Hogan! 🤣🤣
😅😅😅
HULK HOGAN in O BROTHER, Where Art Thou BROTHER 😂😂
TBN- “The Bullshit Network,” indeed
It's getting to the point that whatever story you joke about Hogan coming up with - no matter how farfetched - sounds like a story that Hogan would actually really tell. Next we'll be hearing that he freed the slaves while curing cancer on the moon.
All while wrestling 400 days on and off brother
Worked a mixed tag with Harriet Tubman in the Carolina territory brother
Wait, the moon had cancer? Well, I guess not anymore since Hogan cured it.
He looked right at that big stinky confederate Jefferson Davis & his Confederate States of America with their slavery and civil war to preserve it and said "That doesn't wizz-ork for me, brother!" and hit everything south of the Mason-Dixon line with The Atomic Leg Drop straight from The Moon! And then everybody clapped and Abraham Lincoln (who was a Hulkamaniac) gave him a medal and then he totally did a perfect backflip!
@@ravenlitShame he couldn't do the same for that nonexistent kld who died while watching him somehow wrestle in Wembley Stadium at WWF SummerSlam 1992 despite not being on that card or in The WWF at that time and also never having wrestled at Wembley Stadium at any point in that arena's existence!
“Get off your horse and take your vitamins, brother!”
That North To Alaska breakdown got me in tears pulling out my Johnny Horton album!! 😂
Jim singing Johnny Horton lol
Who remembers Santa With Muscles 🤣
And, yes I do remember the "Right Guard" commercial. Hogan painting some flowers, speaking in Faux "Queen's English"
Anything less would be uncivilized
Is it me or does the cover art for this give big Fallout New Vegas Vibes
Absolutely.
Caesar! NCR! Mr House! Whatcha gonna do when Courier mania and largest STR stats in the Mojave run wild on youuuu...
Hulk hogan found America but George Washington said " Well it doesn't work for me brother"
He made America! American made.
"I dug out the trench for the Grand Canyon in the 1800s when I detoured off of The Oregon Trail through Arizona, brother."
~Hulk Hogan~
When Jim said “HOLD UP PUMP THE BRAKES!” 😂😂
That's not gonna work for me, pilgrim...brother. -Terry Hulk Wayne
I usually hate Jim's singing but knowing all the words to that Johnny Horton masterpiece was impressive
Jim Cornette Karaoke is the funniest recurring bit
No
Adlibbed a whole minute away from Brian 😭😭😭
"You can't sing this long uninterrupted" 😂
I give Jim credit.... He sounds better than Taylor Swift
😂I never heard "North to Alaska" before. My appreciation for being introduced to the ballad, outweighs the irritation and mild ear bleeding, from hearing Cornette "sing" it.
*Maybe he meant John Wayne Bobbitt???
Or John Wayne Gacy
“HOLD UP, PUMP THE BRAKES…”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Never change Jim
I love that you can hear Brian giggling in the background, when Jim says that; he knew exactly why those brakes had to be pumped so suddenly haha.
The Only thing I can think about when it comes to Suburbian Commando is it had the UNDERTAKER in it as one of the Bounty Hunters.
With his child like voice over: You're a dead man Ramsey!!!🤣
Speaking of Suburban Commando, The Undertaker cameoed in that and was totally buried thanks to hitching his wagon into Hollywood on Hogan ☹
He didn't cameo. It was a role in the movie lol
@@kennysnow7647 might have gotten a bigger payday cause of that but he's less than 10 min onscreen at best
thats a tenth of the whole movie back then@@accursedsidor8987
Problem was that you hear Taker's real voice in that movie
Corny singing north to Alaska is fantastic
"You didn't leg drop Liberty Valance".
"The bar is closed, Mister Meltzer, during voting."
I can't wait for the inevitable anthology book of all of Hulk Hogan's brazen lies.
I’d pay for that
best show compilation ever, can't wait
The only lie Hogan ever told us is constantly downplaying his greatness
I like how he dropped the absolute whopper here that No Holds Barred was successful, and Jim and Brian didn't even call him on it because there was so much else going on.
A multi volume series
Little known fact, he owns TESLA.
He created TESLA.
Has anyone ever just gone up to hogan and screamed “you’re a liar! Goddamn liaaar!” In his face South Park style?
3:17 “which of course leads to the big baptism PPV” 🤣🤣🤣
"Hogan's war on the truth" I chuckled way too hard at that😂😂
"A big mouth don't make a big man with the world's largest arms , brother"
" Whatcha gonna do when Roostermania runs wild on you"?
Hulk "Rooster Cogburn" Hogan 1972
"Get off your horse, drink your milk, say your prayers, eat your vitamins."
- Hulk Hogan
Suburban Commando gave the world one of cinema's great bad lines: "I was frozen today"
If Jim never uses his "nicest guy in prison "line ever again...I wouldn't be mad.
Attention Cornette's Collectibles: You need to commission a Suburban Commando Jim Cornette figure ASAP
Funniest art in a while brother!
Hogan taught Abe Lincoln to wrestle and gave him a top hat and an honesty baby face gimmick.
He broke w/abe over the issue of ending slavery. That didn't work for me brother
@@jameshagan2832 lol i laughed more at this than I should have lol
well, Hulk does have the racism that John Wayne was known for down so, yeah, maybe he could have been
The hulk hogan war on truth is genius tbh😂
"Courage is being scared to death but hulking up anyway."-Hulk Hogan
"Luke, I am your brother."
-Hulk Hogan
Chuck Norris looks under his bed for Hulk Hogan.
He trained Chuck as well as avenged Chuck by beating down Bruce. Dropped that giant elbow and inspired Chuck.
Everytime someone says hulk hogan, I just think of that viral post of the dude from Boston selling a “vintage rare Whole Cogan action figure” 😂
He just called Seagal skinny? Even Hogan has never said, something that ridiculous.
Well now i think we need a hogan hymnal with such revered and treasured songs such as " how great i art brother" and "The Old Rugged Leg Drop"
“The only man Chuck Norris fears is Hulk Hogan”. - Terry Gene Bollea
You know I never thought I would enjoy jim Cornette singing this much
The only thing John Wayne and Hulk Hogan have in common is they have both used the N word.
You never have though.
We need an omnibus of Cornette singing, and Brian getting mad at him or cutting him off
Marion Bollea has quite a ring to it. The world needs a supercut of JC and BL discussing Hogan's lies.
I popped when Jim asked: “What is he saying?!” 🤣
I'm a hogan guy since little kid. This stuff just adds to his story 😂
That’s just it. He’s permanently in character. There is no going back.
@robrudd8537 like flair, they have become the characters. With hogan and all his tall show appearances, movies etc. Everyone wanted hulk not terry
I thought he was blacklisted by Hollywood because he turned down a producer's advances..
"Pump the brakes" after the John Wayne part has me in tears
Can anyone imagine Hogan doing anything close to Unforgiven 1992 lol
I could see hogan hulking up and taking out little bill and his posse.
Hogan claiming that he got a blender but should've had the George Foreman grill is a classic so claiming Right Guard wanted him stinks.
He missed the phone call brother
Hogan said God wanted him to be his son, but he had too busy of a wrestling schedule to be the savior of man. 😂🤣😭💀
Jim, your reference to North To Alaska complete with knowing the lyrics to the legendary Johnny Horton’s song has Put You Over to a level beyond Memphis, JCP, and WWF combined!
Next omnibus idea: Jim Cornette Sings the hits.
I can't believe how quick people are to belittle hogan. He invented the Internet, saved the world from Godzilla and created the spoken word. How quick u are to forget.