Kidnapped My Sister | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- Lessons were learned.... Hopefully
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#TourDates:
Aug 2-3: Salt Lake City
Aug 9-10: Omaha
Aug 16-18: Madison WI
Aug 23-25: Fort Wayne, IN
Aug 30 -31: Spokane WA
Sept 1: LAS VEGAS, NV
Sept 6: RICHMOND, VA
Sept 7: NORFOLK, VA
Sept 13: KANSAS CITY, MO
Sept 14: PEORIA, IL
Sept 20: W PALM BEACH, FL
Sept 21: MIAMI, FL
Sept 27: PHOENIX, AZ
Sept 28: DENVER, CO
Oct 5&6: DALLAS, TX (Specials Taping)
Oct 11: SEATTLE, WA
Oct 18: Baton Rouge, LA
Oct 19: Jackson MS
Oct 25: Fayetteville NC
Oct 26: Charleston SC
Nov 1: NEWARK, NJ
Nov 2: WASHINGTON DC
Nov 9 : HOUSTON TX
Nov 15 PHILADELPHIA
Nov 16: COLUMBUS OH
Nov 22: MONTGOMERY AL
Nov 23: CHARLOTTE
Dec 7: OKLAHOMA CITY
Dec 13: PITTSBURGH
Dec 14: CLEVELAND
Dec 20-21: CORPUS CHRISTI
Dec 27-29: ONTARIO, CA
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.
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Sister: *Crying* "You found me!"
Ali: "B**ch, I took you!
#TodaysTheDay 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 maliciously out here teaching lessons and saving lives
I almost spit my coffee out on that one 😂😂😂 Savage!
A wise man once said , “if you stay ready u ain’t gotta get ready “ 😂😂
And a green man once said "That's my secret I'm always angry!" 😏🤔
😂😂😂, NO YALL BOTH DIDN'T, LOL FACTS😂😂😂
"today's the day" is either the most innocuous or the most dangerous sentence someone can say
“Today is the day”😂😂
😂😂😂oh my gosh! I would like to see him and his sister together telling stories 😊wouldn’t that be so interesting and fun?
As a fellow Brother of two younger sisters, ..I support this video! ...LOLOLLOLLOLL. And not for nothin, unbeknownst to one of my lil sisters, I've chaperoned her(from da shadows) at least twice upon spotting her out in the downtown metro areas late at nite drinkin/clubbin wit her homegirls. To this day, she dont 'een know. But thas my job as a Brother, we protect our siblings from the shadows on some Shinobi shit!
😮...RESPECT
#SHINOBIBROTHA
THAT PART!!🤨🤫🤭😊
@@thamadsapien4618 💥
ts deadass got me cryin yo 😂😂
“today is the day”
“yeah you know what this is” 💀
Ali you crazy as hell. 😂😂😂😂
I'm on my 2nd time watching this back to back 😂😂😂 "bish I took you" 😩😭😭😭😭😭 YOOOOO LMAOOO
🤣🤣🤣Stay ready so you don’t have to get ready!! #mygriot
My brother bought me a gun. I guess however y'all gotta protect us! 😂😂😂😂
I believe women should always stay strapped these days. It’s wild out there.
Lol😊
The gun is a little less extreme but a 4hr trunk abduction is a bit much, lol!
@@KishaTurner-c8wlol!
Sound just like my lil bro. That man hated how I never paid attention to my surroundings. He too scared the shit out of me one day to prove his point lol. Rest up baby. Glad to see others out here tryna help us women protect ourselves as well ❤❤
My grandmother used to go clubbing in the 60s and they knew that back then. She taught her daughter to do that in the 80s/90s. Today my mother told her nieces and young cousins the same thing none of them listen to.
My favorite Ali stories have Erica in them. 🤣
This man is an awesome storyteller 😂❤
Man....A bought lesson is the best lesson and Experience is the best teacher!! Good job, big bro!! 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂Ali ain’t 💩for that! But hey some folks need that, I can show you better than you’re listening, tutorial 😂😂😂
You found me 🗣️bihh I took you 😂😂😂😂
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I KEEP MY KEYS 🔑 in my hand whenever I approach my door. But I have the longest one pointing to DIG YOUR 👀 Out😂😂😂😂😂
ANYTHING CAN BE A WEAPON
Ali IS A FOOL FOR THIS ONE 😂😂😂😂 had me 😭😭😭😭😭
I BET She didn’t do that shiiid again after that
I like how everyone understood the mask pull down. Lol.
I'm crying because I can totally see this!!😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣Yeah you are so right always have those keys in your hand and be ready!!! Ali you had to show your sister what could happen. now she will know. Keep being the amazing brother. By your storytelling I know that you have much love for your family!!!❤❤❤
I keep saying we need a show on television! If this was someone else saying this I wouldn't believe them. But yeahhhh I can see Ali doing it. Because she had to learn. See she doesn't know when someone is trying to help her out 😂
😅😅😅 gahhdamnnn, you kidnapped your own sis😂😂😂
He has me laughing 😂😂😂. You saved me Ali, no I took you 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao "Today is the day" 🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I TOOK YOU I DIDN'T FIND YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I. LOVE. YOU. ALI!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂omg you wrong bruh
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 She learned the lesson right then!
That's COOOOOLD!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Brother Ali that was mean but funny. 😂😂😂😂😂
As Joey Diaz said, it's only kidnapping if you use a gun and take them to another room 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You found me😂😂
Brothers are the worse. My brother pushed me in the closet and wouldn't let me out. It's always the younger brother 😂
Now we know why she went to the military
The tutorial illustration is the best way to memorize info 😂😂😂
You did what 😮😂😂😂🤦🏿♂️🎭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 - I don’t care how many Ali tells his life stories I laugh harder and harder every time
😂😂😂 Hilarious
Ali say yeah you know what this is
I love him 😂😂😂❤
You lucky it was me 😂😂😂😂
Man that sounds like something my baby would've done. He taught my baby girl to box when she was in middle school. She even had an opportunity to spar with a Olympic hopeful.😊 After he was gone, she dropped all kinds of nuggets he taught her❤❤❤
Ok am the one who took your a😂😂😂❤she was lucky
😂😂😂😂😂you kidnapped your sister
Today will never b the day again😅
Drove for 4 hours you Psycho🤣🤣
Fortunately I didn't have to bc I had 7 brothers, and everybody knew. You funny, "Today is the day"😂😂
YOU. Mr. ALI. are crazier than a little bit. I can't you did this to her 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 more importantly why does Ali randomly have a ski mask ?
"You found me"
He makes me want him to be my brother #VeryMuch
That's some shhh my brother would do to me. 😅😅😅 Dang!
Thats probably why she joined the navy😂
I figured she beat his ass when she found out it was him.
Baahahaha!!!😂😂 Lessons were learned that day!! 😅😂😂
Oh em geeee!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m just shaking my head. Please come back to Baltimore!!!
Cud watch him all day
Hahahahaa😂 Ali a wild boy, she gone learn today
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Love u ali ❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dawg 😩🤣
You found me! Is wild lmao
This was so funny . INJUST LOVE ALI. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤. HE MAKE HIS STORY SO FUNNY. HE A VERY PROTECTIVE OF HIS SISTER AND THAT'S GOOD. LOVE U ALI SO MUCH. ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Bet she whooped you😮
You found me!! Hero to villain in .06 seconds 😅
You found me, bih I took you. 😅😅😅😅
Hilarious bro
I’m sorry Ali but, I’ll just now been getting off your ssa cause why you take me fool 😂😂😂😂
Today is the day❤❤❤❤😂
Not much of a punchline....lol was that suppose to be funny or somethin? Jus sounds like a stupid story
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Brings to mind what my Mama used to say, "Ima show you better than I can tell you!"
You LUCKY it was me. Wild statement but TRUE AF lol
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Ali,you're going to hell for this!😅😅😅😅😅😅You found me😅😅😂😂😂
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😂😂😂😂😂 that’s something my brother would do 😂😂😂😂😂
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An excellent demonstration of what could be. 4 hrs is nuts 🤣
That’s on hell of a prank😂😂
“You found me!” 😂😂😂
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4 hours is crazzyyyyyy🤣🤣🤣
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Hahaha!
I guess we know why she joined the Navy. 😂
Oh damn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's cold
😂 Ali! Four hours was much too long!
Ali you canceled your city tour to ny area😢
MY BROTHER WAS LIKE THAT WITH ME REGARDING MY SAFETY. ALWAYS BE ALERT AND AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS.
..you are hilarious asf😆