Ross's Game Dungeon: Mage Knight Apocalypse

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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024
  • Ross survives the Mage Knight Apocalypse.
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  • @blakecarpenter3340
    @blakecarpenter3340 2 роки тому +971

    Blobman actually used his entire mana bar on that attack that killed everything in Mordor, and he didn't want you to know that he needed to go regenerate for 15 minutes.

    • @ArvelDreth
      @ArvelDreth 2 роки тому +36

      Excuse you, his name is Blobwing

    • @Sierra026
      @Sierra026 Рік тому +14

      Supported by his main mates, Blobthing #1 and Blobthing #2

    • @valletas
      @valletas Рік тому +10

      @@ArvelDreth oh yes blobwing previously know as blobin when he trained under blobman

    • @HQ_Default
      @HQ_Default 11 місяців тому +12

      I like the idea of a god-like entity needing the party's help on the basis of it being nowhere near as powerful as it says it is. But then it also has to come up with a fake reason as to why it needs the party's help so it doesn't look like an asshole.

  • @ShinyGaara65
    @ShinyGaara65 2 роки тому +2472

    "I'm already a master of nothing in my own life."
    -Ross Scott, UA-cam celebrity, creator of Freeman's Mind, gaming archaeologist, aspiring movie-maker, music saver, and all-around awesome guy

    • @jamesrussell2936
      @jamesrussell2936 2 роки тому +263

      Dang, if this guys sucks, I'm afraid of what I am.

    • @JamesTobiasStewart
      @JamesTobiasStewart 2 роки тому +64

      @@jamesrussell2936 Preach it friend...

    • @lillyclarity9699
      @lillyclarity9699 2 роки тому +71

      That's what I was thinking when I heard that. Dude is the best in his class in so many different classes

    • @L.L.2045
      @L.L.2045 2 роки тому +7

      legend

    • @AveSicarius
      @AveSicarius 2 роки тому +85

      @@jamesrussell2936
      Accept the suck. Let it flow through you. Be molded by it. Forged by it. Become the Dork Knight!

  • @johnoneil9188
    @johnoneil9188 2 роки тому +1383

    This actually reminds me of one of those DnD campaigns where you all make characters but in truth the DM just wants you to be witnesses to how aweseme and powerful this NPC that he came up with is, in this case blob guy.

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 2 роки тому +87

      god that's the worst

    • @nellancaster
      @nellancaster 2 роки тому +54

      Thankfully never had that kind of DM in my grand total of one time playing a TTRPG, but I can just imagine how painful that experience would be.

    • @varvarvarvarvarvar
      @varvarvarvarvarvar 2 роки тому +69

      This whole game has very low tier DnD vibe to it.

    • @fissionphoenix4995
      @fissionphoenix4995 2 роки тому +12

      As someone who has listened to one or two did podcasts that sounds spot-on accurate.

    • @MrElath
      @MrElath 2 роки тому +84

      @@nellancaster If your group has spines it can get hilarious, the only time it happened in my group the DM couldnt understand why my Lawful Evil Warlock/Rogue who spent the entire game scheming and doing nefarious things when the rest of the party wasnt looking would convince the rest of the group to turn on his obnoxious Chaotic Good DMPC who was the only character at the table who had figured out what my character was up to how did he find out? "He just knows a criminal when he sees one."

  • @MoonMoverGaming
    @MoonMoverGaming 2 роки тому +406

    This game's story has the feel of a D&D campaign that's been going on for two years but you only just joined and too much has happened for the other players to possibly explain.

    • @bluerogueschannel
      @bluerogueschannel 2 роки тому +31

      Witcher 3 had a great solution to this with it's whole "Witcher: Wild Hunt" /quietly when you're not looking/ "...three" strategy. If you never played the first or second games they don't even recap much and go "This is what pertains to here and now" and every so often when something relates to a previous event Geralt gives a brief "Yeah but back on track" and you get that brief thirst for "Wait no what was that?" but don't feel like you're lost in a miasma of fantasy deep lore.
      Tbf it's carried by Geralts tired "been there done that" attitude, but the main focus here is that they bring together a set of pertinent information and keep the spotlight on that and don't get lost in a character rambling about "THE ANCIENT WAR BETWEEN THE DRAK'THNAR AND THE OBLIKINAMOR WAS A 200 YEAR LONG STRUGGLE-"

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin 2 роки тому +25

      Mage Knight was a miniatures game, it had those models where the base could be clicked around. It had promo comics and stuff.

    • @MoonMoverGaming
      @MoonMoverGaming 2 роки тому +7

      @@SusCalvin That actually explains quite a lot, thanks.

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin 2 роки тому +10

      @@MoonMoverGaming It didn't live for long. It wanted to be some kind of collectible skirmish game.
      I just recall the basic plot. Atlanteans are tyrannical slaving dudes, the invention of GUN starts a rebellion that includes a lot of the world's humans. Other groups who didn't like the atlanteans latch on and now there's two factions warring in the world.

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 місяці тому

      @@SusCalvin so basically you're the USSR?

  • @Apollomasque
    @Apollomasque 2 роки тому +576

    Loving this party composition of two leggy, amazonian models wearing what can be charitably called "armoured swimwear" being led by a surly little dwarf in 60 pounds of chainmail.

    • @egoalter1276
      @egoalter1276 2 роки тому

      The dwarf is obviously their pimp.

    • @kristoffer8609
      @kristoffer8609 2 роки тому +48

      Well it's a game with three headed dragons and space blobs. Women wearing skimpy clothing is not really what I'd call out of the ordinary.

    • @Дми́трийВикторович-о3с
      @Дми́трийВикторович-о3с 2 роки тому +56

      To be fair, if you listen to Ross long enough he does creates an impression of a dwarf with a minigun. Vampire chicks are just for some contrast.

    • @cc1912
      @cc1912 2 роки тому +33

      All I can think of is a Mass Effect 3 Gamerpoop: "Shepherd, wait...I can wear SWIMWEAR into battle."

    • @red_cosplay
      @red_cosplay 2 роки тому +12

      @@cc1912 Nice.

  • @VulpesHilarianus
    @VulpesHilarianus 2 роки тому +573

    It seems like this game was designed to be played with other players in a LAN environment, like how Unreal Tournament was. The fact that multiplayer is the second option on the menu and the first you land on is indicative of this, as is the opening narrative about five heroes working together. A lot of the other decisions seem to reinforce this, like the insane amounts of loot, non-pausing dialogue interludes that would be difficult to sync across multiple computers were they to pause the action in the game, the barriers that need to be destroyed, the specialized enemy types and unfair numbers, and the weapon cooldowns. Like you were meant to cover for the other players while they recharged or destroyed obstacles as the dwarf, inflict status effects as the vampire, do the damage and direct enemies as the amazon, and draw attacks as the elf. A hybrid support/ranged, a full support, DPS, and tank. They even screwed up class balancing.

    • @FrozEnbyWolf150
      @FrozEnbyWolf150 2 роки тому +67

      Was thinking the same thing, which gives me bad memories of the myriad other games that were clearly only balanced for multiplayer. The least they could have done was allow you to recruit the other characters much earlier on, like the first Dungeon Siege, so that the player is effectively controlling a party of adventurers. Give the player different formations, and allow the player to set combat stances and behaviors, like in Baldur's Gate. However, that would have required them to make the AI work better than in Daikatana.

    • @LiarraSniffles_X3
      @LiarraSniffles_X3 2 роки тому +64

      Correct, the singleplayer levels are literally identical to the co-op ones, which is why there is so much loot, why there are so many enemies and also why you can revive endlessly without punishment. Why they decided to drip feed you AI companions one per chapter I couldn't tell you, as the game was designed to be played with a full five party from the start.

    • @fonesrphunny7242
      @fonesrphunny7242 2 роки тому +18

      The game seems kind of late-LAN / early-online era. It's probably 'okay' in MP, but given the lack of polish in other areas, it probably wasn't tested enough in SP.

    • @Kainlarsen
      @Kainlarsen 2 роки тому +14

      They just rushed it out without balancing the mechanics in any way for single player, if that's the case.

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon 2 роки тому +12

      The dwarf is the hybrid support/ranged, the vampire is the full support, the amazon is the DPS, and the elf is the tank, right?

  • @InvadeNormandy
    @InvadeNormandy 2 роки тому +424

    I remember an ancient gamefaqs type guide for this. The unfortunate thing is even the ancient guide says "The dwarf is the hardest to play especially early on." As he's the ONLY character with the backwards rage bar/mana mechanic.
    What an introduction

    • @ParappatheRapper
      @ParappatheRapper 2 роки тому +79

      A game where the Dwarf option is the worst option is by definition a bad game. This is goin' in the book.

    • @lilwyvern4
      @lilwyvern4 2 роки тому +22

      @@ParappatheRapper It's just a fact that dwarves are superior. I don't make the rules, that's just how it is.

    • @neoneanderthal2658
      @neoneanderthal2658 2 роки тому +10

      @@ParappatheRapper The only other game I know where the Dwarf was actively worsethan anyone else is Severance Blade of Darkness...and that game would tear you to shreds regardless of who you played as. Dedicated girl character excepted - she had a dodge roll.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 роки тому +21

      By the beard of my ancestors, this is goimg in the book!

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 2 роки тому +18

      Aye, Book of Grudges it is then!

  • @medicindisquise4271
    @medicindisquise4271 2 роки тому +1226

    A quarter of the way through the video, I quickly realized exactly what was happening. This isn't actually a singleplayer game. This is actually a CO-OP GAME. That's why you suffered through the first chapter as the dwarf, because the game expected you to have at least two players. If you played as any other class, you would've gotten the dwarf there and thus a little bit of extra damage. That's why your inventory is so stifling - everybody is expected to loot, not just one guy. That's why there's a lot of cooldowns - you were asking "Where's the army?" but just like in WoW, you're expected to have 2-5 other people playing with you. That's why your player character didn't speak until chapter 2 - again, they couldn't be sure you had the dwarf until after the murderhall chapter so they couldn't risk having any player characters speak. In fact, I wonder if the Dwarf had important exposition during the murderhall chapter ala the huntress' insane rambling at the beginning of the pyramid that you unintentionally skipped by playing as him?
    This game was never meant to be played singleplayer. This is a co-op game, and all the devs probably played co-op together during playtests, assuring that singleplayer became completely unbalanced.

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 2 роки тому +269

      Yeah, this is a perfect example of developers actually being able to playtest their game, yet fail to playtest all aspects so they all *work.*

    • @lyubit9841
      @lyubit9841 2 роки тому +187

      Yeah I realized that instantly. As soon as you see the OPTION for co-op in this kind of game alarm bells should start up, and then once MMO-based mechanics rear their head it becomes ludicrously clear that this was only ever played with at minimum two players. Even then it looks like a confusing slog because I don't know how the loot works.

    • @lord_razur
      @lord_razur 2 роки тому +46

      I had the same thoughts, but now I'm just left wondering how it would actually play in co-op as intended.

    • @tnerbtnerb5136
      @tnerbtnerb5136 2 роки тому +102

      One of the many reasons I despise MMOs. ANY type of gameplay style beyond large party overlapping of player cooldowns is left to whither and die on the vine.
      Forget single player, forget fast paced and engaging coop player, forget cohesive mechanics or true real time battle mechanics,band forget realistic timers on abilities. Those just got sacrificed to the MMO god.

    • @povilzem
      @povilzem 2 роки тому +39

      So it IS a mummorpager!

  • @TheJesterInYellow
    @TheJesterInYellow 2 роки тому +633

    The fact that you credited each individual "Will It Blend?" episode instead of just putting them all under "Will It Blend?" is why you are the true master of the internet.

    • @jaybee7892
      @jaybee7892 2 роки тому +38

      Indeed. He also knows his audience. We WANT to know, lol

  • @Neziavothal
    @Neziavothal 2 роки тому +117

    This is from the early "brown and bloom" era of game design. Shiny new tools, can't resist using them.

    • @Trynt33
      @Trynt33 Рік тому +2

      Brown's a tool?

    • @valletas
      @valletas Рік тому +2

      @@Trynt33 yes because real life is actually brown didnt you notice?

    • @AVM26
      @AVM26 3 місяці тому

      I like retro games, but for that particular era I feel no nostalgia at all.

  • @fien111
    @fien111 2 роки тому +538

    What is it with Ross continuing to find RPGs that are nigh-unplayably hard and completely incomprehensible? Did he insult a witch and get cursed to manifest these games from the ether?

    • @varvarvarvarvarvar
      @varvarvarvarvarvar 2 роки тому +77

      I think he is looking for games where you can play as a dwarf specifically, which tends to be mostly fantasy RPGs.

    • @psykomancer4420
      @psykomancer4420 2 роки тому +77

      It's because even beloved RPGs have combat somewhere between complete ass and barely serviceable. So when you dig down to the bad RPGs.....

    • @tba113
      @tba113 2 роки тому +32

      You'd think he could have asked those gypsies from Veil of Darkness for help with breaking such a curse.

    • @tpd1864blake
      @tpd1864blake 2 роки тому +13

      Maybe over the years he’s gone through all of the good games that he owns and has to resort to the worse ones

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber 2 роки тому +15

      @@tba113 Don't say the G word.

  • @bearVshark100
    @bearVshark100 2 роки тому +596

    Sometimes it feels like Ross has more fun trying to get these busted ass games to run on his system than actually playing them.

    • @poipanda8841
      @poipanda8841 2 роки тому +11

      He never checked if the other portal would work or if it just crashed the game.

    • @yakacm
      @yakacm 2 роки тому +12

      Yeah it's almost as thou if he just put together an old Win XP system then his problems would be over, lol

    • @ogdamo3167
      @ogdamo3167 2 роки тому +8

      I love fixing fucking games boi

    • @pedjamigrant7189
      @pedjamigrant7189 2 роки тому

      this made me laugh so nice
      ty

    • @LonelySpaceDetective
      @LonelySpaceDetective 2 роки тому +11

      Meanwhile, I'm just impressed at the patience he has for these really tedious-looking and boringly written Diablo clones.

  • @connorperrett9559
    @connorperrett9559 2 роки тому +357

    33:10
    The art director told the artist assigned to this character that he wanted a "happy merchant" and the artist just Googled it and drew the first result.

    • @RabbiHerschel
      @RabbiHerschel 2 роки тому +165

      They are the dwarves' Greatest Ally.

    • @k96man
      @k96man 2 роки тому +43

      When I first looked at him I thought of the happy mask salesman, not the... Well you know

    • @Hellisfear
      @Hellisfear 2 роки тому +85

      Very based

    • @Brunosky_Inc
      @Brunosky_Inc 2 роки тому +17

      Alright, I'm really out of the loop on this one. What kind of racist stereotype does the merchant show off that even threw Ross off?

    • @RabbiHerschel
      @RabbiHerschel 2 роки тому +125

      @@Brunosky_Inc the merchant's attire is vaguely reminiscent of that of an Ultra-Orthodox Jew. That, plus the hunched back and the clasped hands, makes the merchant look like a -completely accurate- HORRIBLY ANTISEMITIC caricature.

  • @i.m.evilhomer5084
    @i.m.evilhomer5084 2 роки тому +80

    This game actually has a connection to Another game from the Game Dungeon. That game being Hellgate: London! Both Hellgate & Mage Knight share some of the same devs.

    • @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive
      @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive 2 роки тому +2

      Made by ex Blizzard devs who worked on Diablo right?

    • @Jon4270
      @Jon4270 2 роки тому +8

      41:33 Ross actually makes a reference to it, though I'm not sure he knows about the connection.

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet Рік тому +5

      No surprise then. Diablo 2 had a lot of mechanical problems such as the constant potion chugging.

  • @Ghost_Of_SAS
    @Ghost_Of_SAS 2 роки тому +197

    9:14 I have tested Crysis 2 just walking past everything on the highest difficulty and without any suit upgrades: it is possible and very easy, barring the scripted shooting sequences where you need to kill a boss to trigger the level exit.

    • @analogsamurai9576
      @analogsamurai9576 2 роки тому +9

      Lots of speed runs sometimes the easiest solution is to just run past everything

    • @Ghost_Of_SAS
      @Ghost_Of_SAS 2 роки тому +18

      @@analogsamurai9576 You can't run per se, because the suit energy will run out super quick (maximum speed is activated automatically when sprinting), so this is no good for speedruns, but if you take it slow and walk at normal speed, you can just walk past 99% of enemies in the game.

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch Рік тому +1

      @@Ghost_Of_SAS It sounds about as fun as the game is normally.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 Рік тому +7

      @@Ghost_Of_SAS design quirks like that irritate me. Running should either be a separate meter or passive without drain. "we've developed the most ultimate combat armor suit, it can run for a shorter time than a frightened asthmatic with COPD then takes 15 minutes to recharge."

    • @Ghost_Of_SAS
      @Ghost_Of_SAS Рік тому

      @@sorrenblitz805 Tell me about it. I did a no suit maximum difficulty run on every Crysis game, and in Crysis 1 I had to set the energy to zero via ini file just so I could sprint normally.

  • @TheMaabusAdmiral
    @TheMaabusAdmiral 2 роки тому +1774

    Ah, a new summer game dungeon, now things are starting to make sense. Hope everyone has a safe and fun summer!

  • @wolfgangbrooks
    @wolfgangbrooks 2 роки тому +188

    The reason the story is so convoluted is because it's based on a collectible prepainted miniatures game with turn-able bases that tracked stats and abilities as you take damage. Each new set added a little bit to the lore and advanced the story, and at one point they were even doing a kind of weekly in world diary of one of the human seers the Solonavi allied with to expand on ongoing plotlines/wars and give background to new expansions.
    I think it still has potential as a setting, but I doubt they'll do much with it now even though I understand the board game is popular.
    Oh, Mageknight is supposed to be like the player's title as the leader of the armies you collected if I remember right. Wizkids made a number of games based on the dial base gimmick and Heroclix is the only one that survived.

    • @Naruga
      @Naruga 2 роки тому +2

      I have only played the board game but always wondered what the miniatures game was like.

    • @rkhale02
      @rkhale02 2 роки тому +3

      I've played Heroclix, it's not bad but also kinda meh? Like finding people to actually play with is just kinda eh?

    • @fich01
      @fich01 2 роки тому +2

      The board game is still alive and well, though. And it's fantastic.

    • @sobremesadedota2420
      @sobremesadedota2420 2 роки тому +5

      i still have about 200+ painted figures from the early days of the game, MK: Rebelion, Lancers, etc... i play with my daughter when she's in the mood =p

    • @Sanguivore
      @Sanguivore 2 роки тому +3

      For two seconds, I thought you were talking about heroScape and that brought back a whole flood of memories.

  • @timothycuff605
    @timothycuff605 2 роки тому +434

    I hope you guys enjoyed the video! Been watching the series for a while and it was a joy to edit for! Well, for the most part. Even I felt some of the game’s soul-sucking effects in the editing room :)

    • @TectonicImprov
      @TectonicImprov 2 роки тому +54

      Congrats on being up to Ross's very high standards

    • @elegantcat1496
      @elegantcat1496 2 роки тому +39

      Thank you for giving Ross a hand, my dude.

    • @EasyTargetLP
      @EasyTargetLP 2 роки тому +28

      Good job on the visuals for the Dead body hit box! That really helped put things in perspective!

    • @timothycuff605
      @timothycuff605 2 роки тому +33

      @@EasyTargetLP That part wasn't me, but the excellent work of Shayne Gray. But thank you for your kind words regardless!

    • @brandonmorel2658
      @brandonmorel2658 2 роки тому +11

      You did really great emulating Ross' dry style of editing. Keep up the good work!

  • @joshuazane3210
    @joshuazane3210 2 роки тому +181

    I'm consistently impressed by the amount of effort that you put into finishing awful games.

    • @do0myk
      @do0myk 2 роки тому +2

      is it a good thing tho?

    • @joshuazane3210
      @joshuazane3210 2 роки тому +33

      @@do0myk For our entertainment: certainly.
      For his sanity: probably not. 🤷‍♀️

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 Рік тому +2

      ​@@do0mykat the very least, it tells you just how bad games he gives up on are. He literally played through an entire game with copy-protection difficulty enabled. If he decides something isn't worth it it's really not worth it.

    • @danielsurvivor1372
      @danielsurvivor1372 2 місяці тому

      ​@@weneedaladder8384 which episode was with copy protection?

    • @YorkShasta09
      @YorkShasta09 2 місяці тому

      I think it was called The Chosen. Well of Souls, or something like that.

  • @GamerBurgerz
    @GamerBurgerz 2 роки тому +96

    The Wendigos in Dusk are an example of invisible enemy I really like. They can't be seen directly, but they can be heard, the screen flickers when they appear, they leave a slight blood trail, and they collide with world objects. There's plenty of opportunities to notice them, but it requires you to pay attention to your surroundings, and that's difficult (though still doable) in a hectic firefight. They're durable and hard-hitting, but there's not many of them, and by the time you encounter them you'll have high-damage weapons to use against them.

    • @youmukonpaku3168
      @youmukonpaku3168 2 роки тому +7

      and of course, their introduction is absolutely perfect. DON'T TRUST YOUR EYES indeed!

    • @AdriftForWeeks
      @AdriftForWeeks 2 роки тому +8

      And if you hit them once they stay on screen:)

  • @elegantcat1496
    @elegantcat1496 2 роки тому +185

    Jesus I remember Mage Knight from middle school. It was this gateway miniature game you play right before getting into Warhammer.
    It tried to be huge too, it had comics, expansions packs and apparently videogames. Man, it was such a 2000' thing
    If I remember correctly, it was about a magical world on the cusp of industrial revolution and the major conflict was between the old mages of a dispotic Atlantis and a coalition of nature magicians and non magic wielding creatures utilizing the newfound power of GUNS to overthrow the old order.

    • @PonderousEclectica4383
      @PonderousEclectica4383 2 роки тому +34

      that actually sounds pretty badass

    • @elegantcat1496
      @elegantcat1496 2 роки тому +44

      @@PonderousEclectica4383 It had a lot of great ideas but it lacked in quality, unfortunately. The minis were these "clicks" types, you know, with the rotating dial at the base? They were not very good, the paint job sucked hard and they were made with this low quality plastic.
      The game itself was imbalanced as fuck although kinda fun for a 13 year old. Since the minis were sold as random collectables, you couldn't really put together a coherent army unless you were made out of money so most matches consisted in throwing everything you had on the battlefield disregarding army types, points or lore, it was nuts!

    • @elegantcat1496
      @elegantcat1496 2 роки тому +13

      @@PonderousEclectica4383 Sorry for the wall of text but apparently I have A LOT to say about Mage Knight

    • @MrGrizzzlik
      @MrGrizzzlik 2 роки тому +7

      @@elegantcat1496 thanks for background. Never heard of it in Europe, was it just USA thing?

    • @MrCvb
      @MrCvb 2 роки тому +9

      @@MrGrizzzlik I definitely played this in Sweden, at least.

  • @cybermadness2503
    @cybermadness2503 2 роки тому +252

    I just had the most exhausting week of my life, sitting through this unbelievable heat and I finish the day by finding a new Game Dungeon by Ross! *YEEEESSS!!!!*

    • @mistermagic4140
      @mistermagic4140 2 роки тому +16

      I work at UPS and it gets 100+ degrees in the warehouse. All the heat exhaustion was worth it now that Ross has invited us into his nice, cool Game Dungeon

    • @sirduggins
      @sirduggins 2 роки тому +7

      Nothing like running deliveries at near 100 degrees F listening to Ross. The southeast US is cooking right now

    • @gz7006
      @gz7006 2 роки тому +2

      Please get more exhausting weeks if it means we get more Ross.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 2 роки тому +4

      I might have lost 20k on the stock market and rents going up a third time... but new Game Dungeon!

    • @BobbyCampbell93
      @BobbyCampbell93 2 роки тому +3

      Local Bulk tanker truck driver who spends 85% of the day out in direct sun unloading for an hour at a time. Your comment literally is exactly how I felt just now after working a 14 hour day.

  • @iunno585
    @iunno585 2 роки тому +193

    Re: invisible enemies, there's a couple of times in the MGS series where they're used to pretty good effect. My favourite is in the first game, when you're in an elevator and realize there's 4 guys with cloaking devices in there with you, and so you have to flail around in a panic attacking the air

    • @dirtfriend
      @dirtfriend 2 роки тому +7

      yeah but there you could equip thermal goggles too

    • @BenersantheBread
      @BenersantheBread 2 роки тому +14

      Though MGS invisibility is still quite visible.

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 2 роки тому +35

      Man, that scene where you realize the elevator is over the weight limit because of extra, invisible people is so good. I played that game like ten years ago and it's still burned into my memory.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 2 роки тому +9

      @@weneedaladder8384 Otacon pushing his face close to the camera is fried into my brain because of how silly he looks while panicking.

    • @primethread
      @primethread 2 роки тому

      Also Doom, Halo, Iconoclasts, etc.

  • @Tigerseye41
    @Tigerseye41 2 роки тому +114

    At this point I kind of want to make a game that involves a compilation of every mechanic Ross says is the worst he's seen in his life.

    • @ghostoflazlo
      @ghostoflazlo Рік тому +6

      What's stopping you?

    • @MalO.ver1.0.x
      @MalO.ver1.0.x Рік тому +3

      @@ghostoflazlo Probably time and know-how (which leads back to time since you'll need that to learn to make a game of any kind).

    • @Numdenu
      @Numdenu Рік тому +16

      a turn-based maze that has a color filter?

    • @excessemail2344
      @excessemail2344 Рік тому +6

      Don't forget looting, and puzzles with randomized elements.

    • @Guruc13
      @Guruc13 Рік тому +1

      @@excessemail2344
      1. Don't forget pixel hunting.
      2. Clicking the same non-obvious thing several times in a row with almost no changes in description in order to solve a puzzle.
      3. Puzzles that require you to go to Google to solve them.
      4. Forcing you to stand still and waste real-life time in order to meagerly charge your health bar.
      5. Bullets that have a pitiful effect on enemies, so that you feel impotent. Any kind of game where your attacks take forever and are nerfed to hell, really.
      6. Trying to figure out what you're supposed to do next and where you're supposed to go IS ITSELF a puzzle.
      7. Character creation menus at the beginning of a game that have huge effects on your character later on, but you're forced to make decisions on them *right now* with little to no information.
      8. A timer.
      9. The timer from Quarantine - a way of incurring debt where each failed mission requires you to do two more missions successfully in order to advance, but by failing several times in a row you quickly dig a hole you can never get out of, until you eventually game over.

  • @ezekielrose5173
    @ezekielrose5173 Рік тому +36

    So I've watched this video all the way through I think once, but I've started it and fallen asleep listening to it about 7 or 8 times now.
    Game Dungeon is one of the few things I can listen to that actually helps me sleep, and I mean that in the most positive possible way. I find Ross's delivery very relaxing and the whole vibe of GD very cozy.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 Рік тому +1

      I often put the whole playlist on when I go to bed.

    • @jasonjayalap
      @jasonjayalap Рік тому +3

      We feel safe in Ross' arms.

  • @Darkspace.
    @Darkspace. 2 роки тому +104

    Despite this game's problems, I think we can all agree those Dwarvish tanks are badass looking.

    • @EminemLovesGrapes
      @EminemLovesGrapes 2 роки тому +11

      And it gets the female NPCs right. Having them all look like Sylvanas is pretty awesome to me.

    • @tenyokensekia8088
      @tenyokensekia8088 2 роки тому +6

      I’ve yet to see a Dwarven tank that doesn’t look badass to be honest. I’m sure lame ones exist, but it’s hard to to not make multiple tons of dwarven metal and ingenuity not seem cool!

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 роки тому +1

      You can never go wrong with fine Dawi craftmanship.

  • @gepettogreco
    @gepettogreco 2 роки тому +108

    Jesus, I'm not the one who had to play through this and I don't think I'm even beginning to feel the iceberg of tedious boredom you had to go through.
    Hopefully the next one is going to be gentler on you, Ross.

    • @voidnoodle8911
      @voidnoodle8911 2 роки тому +3

      I looked it up and apparently it's intended for group play, despite having a singleplayer function. It really does have Warcraft DNA- you're expected to play it multiplayer.

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 2 роки тому +3

      It’s probably why he didn’t give any awards. Too bored to care about that or so bored by the end he just wanted nothing else to do with it.

    • @LazyBuddyBan
      @LazyBuddyBan 2 роки тому

      why it doesn't give you all npc companions at the start when the difficulty doesn't scale is beyond me

    • @SimplyGun
      @SimplyGun 2 роки тому

      You finished it without cheats? Is it possible?

  • @Johnwalter1044
    @Johnwalter1044 2 роки тому +145

    In the darkest moments, our hero presents his finest of works! Thank you Ross for your videos!

  • @unlimitedshrimp
    @unlimitedshrimp Рік тому +16

    this game is PAINFULLY world of warcraft and you can tell it was made by a group of friends who played it and had their own expectations of the game and their own personal headcanons. the night elf warrior wanted to be a paladin so bad, the human hunter wanted to get rid of their pet, the undead rogue wanted to be a vampire, the troll mage picked troll because its the closest he could get to being a dragon, and the dwarf hunter wanted to main being an engineer. its like a lens into the chokehold wow had on fantasy games at the time and it was weirdly wistful to watch some of this stuff

    • @ElvenSonic
      @ElvenSonic Рік тому +4

      this explains a LOT. I’be only found a couple developer interviews from the era and this definitely tracks with how the producer talked about the game. I really wish there were more postmortem interviews or info on the devs to hear more about this.

  • @brandonmorel2658
    @brandonmorel2658 2 роки тому +79

    Ross really communicates well the horrid gameplay and incompetence almost every game featured exudes, not a lot of game shows make me feel grateful for the developers that include incredibly advanced Quality Of Life features such as making the game actually beatable.

  • @ShinyGaara65
    @ShinyGaara65 2 роки тому +466

    Awards time!
    First award: Doesn't Respect Your Time. Self-explanatory, really. When you need to cheat to not have a soul-sucking experience, the game is wrong.
    Second award: Nerf Guns. There's guns in this game and they do piddly-ass damage AND they have a cooldown meter.
    And the final award: Napping In Class. Even when you're paying attention, the game just says things that mean nothing to you and expects you to be able to react to plot revelations that have no setup whatsoever.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 2 роки тому +30

      hahaha, perfectly put
      I was expecting him to say that, all along, it turned out this was one of those games that detects when it's been pirated (or THINKS it has been) and makes things impossibly hard or tedious.

    • @benbot0733
      @benbot0733 2 роки тому +22

      pictures for the awards:
      Doesn't Respect Your Time: the same old grim reaper picture it's always been
      Nerf Guns: a png of a Nerf maverick
      Napping In Class: probably some clipart of a kid sleeping on a desk

    • @silverlight6074
      @silverlight6074 2 роки тому +31

      I would have made the last one "Someone Cared"
      You can see the amount of dialogue, *hear the amount of voice acting* put into this, the amount of lore and effort put into the world and characters is significant. It's quite possible that multiple people cared, from the looks of it. You don't have to create a backstory about multiple factions of dwarves and dwarf slavery to have an excuse to give dwarves guns, but they did it anyway.

    • @Isaacfess
      @Isaacfess 2 роки тому +12

      Thanks for the awards! I've been missing them.

    • @maskedmustelid1415
      @maskedmustelid1415 2 роки тому +1

      @@FailBerryI3Not quite a respec, but certainly a re-roll after realising how non-viable practically any of the characters are.

  • @xxCAH4EZxx
    @xxCAH4EZxx 2 роки тому +166

    I miss the "Award time!"
    But really, big thanks for such big video! As always it's a great work!

    • @gnarlin4964
      @gnarlin4964 2 роки тому +17

      Why weren't there any awards?

    • @usa_bruce4295
      @usa_bruce4295 2 роки тому +14

      yeah I miss awards

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 2 роки тому +5

      I don’t think he could give any rewards to this, probably didn’t think it was deserving of it or was too exhausted by the end to think of anything to give.

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 2 роки тому +7

      @@Dr.Oofers I think he's just been phasing the awards section out of his videos in general.

    • @ChronoHarvester
      @ChronoHarvester 2 роки тому +4

      @@antipsychotic451 Yep. I think they worked well as a wrap-up section (a bookend), but I understand why he would drop them for games as punishing as this one. Ross is a trooper, but he should not have to do the work of a whole squad when award-worthy traits are as bla Yang as this one. If Ross was to do some follow up research on the franchise as part of a sequel video, possible awards would be: “Multiplayer Looting which wasn’t adapted for Singleplayer,” “Never Beaten?,” “2000s Tabletop Game Adaptation,” “That One Armor Trope,” “Amateur Hero Bullied By Veteran NPC Hero,” and/or “Malicious Infodump.”

  • @moonmelons
    @moonmelons 2 роки тому +35

    I think Resident Evil 4 actually handled invisible enemies well.
    But a large reason is that those weren't truly "invisible". They had a distortion effect where they were and if you kept your eye out and spotted them you could just shoot them.
    It also helped that they spit acid and have a pretty metal game over where they will melt Leon's face off.

    • @EminemLovesGrapes
      @EminemLovesGrapes 2 роки тому +10

      That's the joke ross is trying to make. The only truly fun invisible enemy aren't invisible like elites from halo.

    • @MariaIsabellaZNN
      @MariaIsabellaZNN 2 роки тому +1

      What about Resident Evil Revelations 2 which had invisible enemies that only the autistic girl could see so you constantly had to switch?

  • @lukesnyder4183
    @lukesnyder4183 2 роки тому +44

    Ross's girlfriend shows off her new lingerie:
    "This is not good orc fighting gear."

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 8 місяців тому

      eh,..... he has been married, do you know something we don't?

  • @tpd1864blake
    @tpd1864blake 2 роки тому +89

    34:18 I thought the assassins in Half-Life were pretty fun to play against on hard mode. Also, there’s a free mod for HL2 called Hidden Source or something, where a bunch of players with guns fight against a single invisible player with a melee weapon that can instantly kill people from behind, that was insanely fun. And finally, there’s some aliens in the Halo series that are invisible, although if you pay close attention you can barely see their cloak texture and identify them, but the best invisible enemy segment from Halo would be the new Infinite game in the tower where you have to use a tracking device to identify a completely invisible enemy when they’re within its range. Lot of examples I could give but these are my favorite

    • @thefallofhousedenari
      @thefallofhousedenari 2 роки тому +22

      The Hidden was the HL2 mod. It was great. It boggles my mind no one has, to my knowledge anyway, replicated the idea for a game. I think it could do alright.

    • @awakeandwatching953
      @awakeandwatching953 2 роки тому +5

      the stealth enemy's in fear were pretty good

    • @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive
      @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive 2 роки тому +1

      thefallofhousedenari _Predator: Hunting Grounds_ reminds me of the Hidden mixed with the Batman: Arkham Origins multiplayer.

    • @Frostiken
      @Frostiken 2 роки тому +3

      @@thefallofhousedenari I played a Tribes 2 mod a couple decades ago called the Great Tribal War. It was set on a huge landmass, each time had a piece of equipment that, when assembled and powered, would allow them to respawn. The goal was to use the full arsenal of vehicles, weapons, terrain, scouting, etc. to destroy the enemy's respawn generator. We would play games that lasted 4+ hours long. It was intense. No idea how that game concept has never been used, either.

    • @kanucks9
      @kanucks9 2 роки тому +1

      @@Frostiken PlanetSide 2 does that, right?

  • @DACopperhead2
    @DACopperhead2 2 роки тому +234

    I can't believe it. This is set in the same universe as Mage Knight, er, the wargame. I've never played the minis game, but my brothers adored the board game which was like flying a fighter jet. Cool in theory, but a whole lot of technical jargon and very detailed instructions to follow. Sadly, the boardgame also had no gunpowder toting dwarves, which is probably why I don't like it. I find it surreal that a game as freakishly complex as Mage Knight where even the "warrior" characters are fully magic users,, can have a hack 'n slash tie-in that rewards you for being a non-mage.
    The Dragon appears to be the major connecting character, he sucks in the boardgame too.

    • @Accursed_Farms
      @Accursed_Farms  2 роки тому +191

      Wow, I had no idea, I'll have to look this up for a follow-up.

    • @matthewgagnon9426
      @matthewgagnon9426 2 роки тому +35

      @@Accursed_Farms Mage Knight had a few different iterations of being a wargame or board game. I still have most of my old Mage Knight minis that were the precursor to Heroclix. I liked it, but the game never caught on and it eventually died.

    • @DACopperhead2
      @DACopperhead2 2 роки тому +21

      @@Accursed_Farms From what little i've found. Mage Knight began life as a Heroclix game. Heroclix being somthing that was the bane of my childhood. Take cool minis, then stick a tacky plastic chunk to the bottom of the mini in lieu of stats. That was in 2000, and it got some expansions. It looks like the factions in the video game are in the actual minis game but it almost feels like they aren't following their actual design. According to the Wiki, the Atlantiens are very high tech and magic focused, not just bandit slavers. Its like someone made a Warhammer 40K without knowing what 40K was.
      Sadly the board game came out in 2011, so long after this game. The original minis game seems really simple, so it makes more sense as a hack 'n slash. But even the orginal game was mix of wargame, RPG and card game. Raising armies might be a lot more fun than just praying for hours on end, or waiting for guns to cool down. I don't even like cards in games, but they could have used that as well. A baffling experience all around.

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish 2 роки тому +5

      @@Accursed_Farms Mage Knight was the first Clix game I remember asking my parents to buy me hundreds of the things without even knowing the rules.

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish 2 роки тому +6

      @@DACopperhead2 Heroclix was a successor of Mage Knight's systems.

  • @TheFrogspawnedOne
    @TheFrogspawnedOne 2 роки тому +59

    "I'm already a master of nothing in my real life!"
    Man, I felt that.

    • @totaleNonale
      @totaleNonale 2 роки тому +5

      The full quote is actually "a jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one." so don't let that get you down

  • @neoquegon
    @neoquegon 2 роки тому +31

    I had this back in the day and found that the vampire was the best class, she has both a health drain and a mana drain ability both of which can be trained early on to super high levels and carry you through the whole game.

    • @SuperMookles
      @SuperMookles 2 роки тому +18

      Why would you want to go through the whole game, though?

    • @huru2guru
      @huru2guru 2 роки тому +7

      Ahem, specific well built vampire assets? ;P

  • @peppers515
    @peppers515 2 роки тому +19

    I had this amazing sense of excitement when I was 40 minutes in to this episode and I had another half of the episode to enjoy

  • @BaronPraxis8492
    @BaronPraxis8492 2 роки тому +46

    It was nice how Morrowind allowed you to dispose of corpses. That would be a nice fix for the overlapping body hitbox issue.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 2 роки тому +7

      It also had contingencies for overflow, if there suddenly was too many items in one location, it would use an error handler called "Overflowing Lootbag", which was a sack container that would spawn on the ground or floor, which would take and hold all the excess items lying around freely in that exterior cell or interior cell.
      I believe it would trigger at 128 items on XBox, and 256 items on PC. It has been a frustration for some players over the years, especially ones which like picking a place as their house and then lavishly decorating it with interesting items and piles of treasure.
      There's means to modify the behavior on PC (raising the number), either by using a plug-in mod, an engine mod/hack, or altering an .ini/.cfg value, I don't quite recall.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 Рік тому +3

      @@0neDoomedSpaceMarine now that's a game that needs a gameplay fix. Spending hours not hitting anything with a sword when it's my highest combat skill was less than irritating especially when I'm looking straight up the dude's nostrils.

    • @miguelbranquinho7235
      @miguelbranquinho7235 11 місяців тому

      @@sorrenblitz805Use magic, it's way funner.

  • @deatharsenal6311
    @deatharsenal6311 2 роки тому +50

    In terms of invisible enemies: The only one that I've enjoyed has been the Wendigos in Dusk, mainly because you get sounds and bloody tracks to tell where they're at, then they become visible once attacked.

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 роки тому +3

      Those were honestly some of my least favorite enemies in Dusk, but that's just me. Around the point of their introduction it felt like the game was becoming more of a horror game than an action game. It's well-made and the Wendigos certainly felt spooky without being cheap, but I was expecting something closer to Quake.

    • @nellancaster
      @nellancaster 2 роки тому +12

      To me, the (distinct!) sound cues are the thing that elevates them from "annoying" to "tough but tolerable".
      Honorable mention to the fact that when they're visible, they _remain_ visible until they die.

    • @marcellosilva9286
      @marcellosilva9286 2 роки тому +6

      @@cupriferouscatalyst3708 Oh yeah, it sure does feel like a horror game, with all that ammo lying around, hundreds of enemies to fight, and with the main character sprinting around at Mach 5.
      Dusk is the best survival horror game I've ever played!

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 роки тому +5

      @@marcellosilva9286 more of a horror game, didn't say it felt like a horror game, it's just some of the pacing

  • @LuciferSamChannel
    @LuciferSamChannel 2 роки тому +107

    Ross: "Are you ready for Mage Knight Apocalypse?"
    Me: "I hope, so"
    Ross: "I'm not"
    Me: "Oh, this will be an instant Ross classic video"

  • @Zerphses
    @Zerphses 2 роки тому +112

    About 3 days ago I checked the channel and thought to myself “Damn, hasn’t been a new Game Dungeon in awhile…”
    Seeing the length of this’un it’s no wonder it took so long! Excited to dive in.

  • @sourhour3403
    @sourhour3403 Рік тому +26

    There is an invisible enemy I really enjoyed fighting, the Replica Assassins from FEAR 1. The atmosphere of the game and the precedent that the enemies are intelligent (even though as it turns out it's basically smoke and mirrors) gave them way more fear factor, pun intended. Them not being 100% invisible but shimmering faintly against your flashlight was also a great touch.

    • @bigdaddydons6241
      @bigdaddydons6241 Рік тому +2

      I was about to comment the same thing, and even then, they're fast as hell But the slow motion power balances that out beautifully if you can get headshots, I only played the game for the first time a few months ago and I absolutely loved it

    • @thehoodedteddy1335
      @thehoodedteddy1335 Рік тому +2

      Do the Wendigos from DUSK count? They are only invisible until you hit them

    • @sourhour3403
      @sourhour3403 Рік тому +1

      @@thehoodedteddy1335 sure! Got to love dusk

  • @crisis8v88
    @crisis8v88 2 роки тому +42

    I hope that your computer is alright after the Faustian bargain you made for this episode. As far as the design for looting everything, maybe the developers were really forgetful and wanted to make a realistic "where did I leave my car keys?" simulator, right down to the wanton manslaughter so that they could search not just their own pockets, but everyone else's too.

    • @brandonmorel2658
      @brandonmorel2658 2 роки тому +1

      The faustian deal you mention reminded me of downloading games from untrustworthy piracy sites in general. Its really a gamble sometimes.

  • @Poroner
    @Poroner 2 роки тому +113

    34:00 Stalker has the bloodsuckers. Definitely the best implementation of invisible enemies in any game.

    • @AdamBorseti
      @AdamBorseti 2 роки тому +1

      Fuckin' A.

    • @cpi3267
      @cpi3267 2 роки тому +6

      they're not "invisible" though, your flashlight still cast shadows on it and if you manage to shoot it, the blood marks him

    • @Poroner
      @Poroner 2 роки тому +42

      @@cpi3267 that's what makes it a good implementation

    • @AdamBorseti
      @AdamBorseti 2 роки тому +17

      @@Poroner That, and when you see splashes/footsteps through the water and that unholy breathing sound? Chills me every time!

    • @vantuz8264
      @vantuz8264 2 роки тому +5

      In Clear Sky they were completely immune to all damage while they're cloaked. That makes me suspicious that all that "track them while they're hidden" was not how developers intended players to fight them.
      Best game design decision ever! (not)

  • @Magaruis
    @Magaruis 2 роки тому +84

    I played the collectible miniature game at a high level, almost won the nationals championship and I didn't know this stuff existed.
    Amazing.

    • @Sara3346
      @Sara3346 2 роки тому +4

      What this was derived from a board game?

    • @Magaruis
      @Magaruis 2 роки тому +8

      @@Sara3346 A collectible miniature game called mageknight. They had booster boxes with 4 or 5 miniatures in it. It was horrible looking back at it.

    • @corsaircarl9582
      @corsaircarl9582 2 роки тому +1

      I ended up with rare Atlantean Storm Golem in a booster pack at one point.

  • @Baron_Blue_Max
    @Baron_Blue_Max 2 роки тому +28

    Mage Knight the board game is phenomenal. I had no idea there was a video game, which appears to be... less than phenomenal. Awesome to see some a new Game Dungeon!

    • @CartmanTuttle
      @CartmanTuttle 2 роки тому +5

      I was surprised to see a Video Game of Mage Knight as well, and I was even more surprised that it's just bad.

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish 2 роки тому +2

      Board game apparently came out in 2011? But was a sequel to the very first Clix game that started in the 90 or early 2000s and became Heroclix with superhero licenses (By one of the Battletech creators who actually got Battletech rights at least for a while after FASA fell apart and he made the absolutely terrible Clix/Dark Age era of Battletech on a similar rule basis.)

  • @korstmahler
    @korstmahler 2 роки тому +19

    When you said 'Gatling gun that only fires in bursts' my brain recalled Starcraft's Terran Marines.
    Those guys would take the time to line up a burst, then go back to rest position between bursts the exact same way.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 2 роки тому

      They'd keep their guns pointed, would they not? That's how I recall it.

    • @Superschokokeks
      @Superschokokeks Рік тому

      @@0neDoomedSpaceMarine you may be doomed but you remember it wrong. They go back to the idle pose before firing again

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine Рік тому

      @@Superschokokeks They'll actually do both, at different times, if you go and look at some footage. Not sure if there's any kind of conditions which decide that animation, or if it's just random.
      Maybe they changed this in the HD Remaster or something, haven't touched that one.

    • @Superschokokeks
      @Superschokokeks Рік тому

      @@0neDoomedSpaceMarine you're right. Haven't played the remaster.
      I thought it was a bug, but I don't know really. They mainly shoot and go back to idle like most units do. But then again I remember hydras stay sometimes in the "aim" pose

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine Рік тому

      @@Superschokokeks I haven't actually sat down and played it in ages and ages, but vague memory suggests that maybe when they were shooting a lot in a certain period, such as maybe shooting at a building or something else resilient, they keep their guns pointed for the most part.
      If that's the case, I'm not sure if that would be an intentional behavior, or if it's maybe some sort of memory limitation, but sometimes the game could end up doing little weird things like that in really big maps with a lot of units, such as the Hydralisks doing that thing.
      The Terran Valkyries could be very finicky with that actually, where because there's too much other stuff in the game's memory, they outright don't fire at all, which I remember making me not quite trust those units. I think that's because they fire off a lot of rockets in a short time, and those rockets all have little smoke trails, so a group of Valkyries add up to a lot of extra sprites on screen.

  • @Otto-Toth
    @Otto-Toth 2 роки тому +11

    I love this channel so much. It actually makes me happy. Thank you, Ross.

  • @Amero2323
    @Amero2323 2 роки тому +31

    I find myself just cracking up multiple times an episode with Game Dungeon. In my opinion it's some of the funniest stuff on the internet

  • @Godzeller3143
    @Godzeller3143 2 роки тому +17

    10/10 introduction. Everything I love about Ross distilled down to a perfect ten seconds.

  • @JacksGameShack
    @JacksGameShack 2 роки тому +35

    Game: "It was almost the end..."
    Ross: "Oh No!"
    Good start so far.

  • @BlazeHedgehog
    @BlazeHedgehog 2 роки тому +17

    At times like this, I like to think about how Steam surfaces achievement statistics, sometimes allowing you to track just how far in to a game most players get. And if you look, most players who start any given game never even make it 25% through the content before giving up. It is almost guaranteed that on a game like Mage Knight Apocalypse that Ross is among the 0.1% of players to ever make it this far. Depending on how well it sold, he could be among ten people on earth to see that Zombie Queen boss. Or less!

    • @valletas
      @valletas Рік тому

      Statistically only 80% of players get the first achivement on average with is usually finishing the first mission or tutorial
      If this game had such achivement for finishing the first area i would be surprised if 50% of players got it

  • @NostalgiaChan
    @NostalgiaChan 2 роки тому +30

    58:50 So I don't know if this was visible anywhere else, but this was certainly the first point I noticed:
    The Dwarf doesn't actually have a beard. He has the world's longest moustache instead. Like, you can plainly see there's not even a texture to make it kinda look like the beard's attached properly, his chin is totally bare. It's just like a fabric model strapped to his face.

  • @78sixelA
    @78sixelA 2 роки тому +30

    Oh this game... I don't think I've ever met someone else that actually knew it existed before. I remember being mesmerized by how bad this game was back in the day, and playing through all of it despite myself. I played through it as the dragon mage, and distinctly remember three bugs:
    Your companions break if they die, and stop being able to use any abilities. Only fixed by reloading/restarting. The game is soooo much easier when they go into the full lightshow that is all companions spamming abilities. I played through more than half the game before I noticed...
    One of the mage fire abilities does not require line of sight and is instant cast. The AI does NOT handle this well. I cheesed through a lot of the game with this.
    Oh, and alchemy ingredients do not stack on pickup. Fun times.

  • @TheSmatislav
    @TheSmatislav 2 роки тому +34

    3:14 That swedish chef made me laugh harder than I care to admit.

  • @UberShyGuy
    @UberShyGuy 2 роки тому +160

    real talk, after learning so much about how game development works, it's blatantly obvious that this was *meant* to be a solid diablo-like rpg and had a lot of effort put into it, but all the hard work in the world can't save a project with bad direction, and something clearly went terribly wrong with this project's direction and the end result wound up being a sonic 06-level chaotic mess

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 2 роки тому +11

      It went wrong right from the start. That gameplay is horrendous and it is so openly obviously horrendous that there is no way that was anything but intentional.

    • @517342
      @517342 2 роки тому +13

      It reminds me a lot of that Avatar movie tie-in game where the game-designer in charge had no actual clue about game design but really wanted the game to feel like WoW because he liked it so much so his team had to add in quest givers to appease him.

    • @skylordguy6861
      @skylordguy6861 2 роки тому +8

      The funny thing this game is an tie in for a board game called mage knight

    • @fy8798
      @fy8798 2 роки тому +14

      @@GeorgeMonet I don't think so. It's from 2006. it's almost directly copying WoW, including how the cooldowns work. I think they thought this was good.

    • @W4iteFlame
      @W4iteFlame 2 роки тому +1

      Sonic 06 was better in my opinion...and it was unfinished and unpolished, not just made terrible from the start

  • @herpderp9774
    @herpderp9774 2 роки тому +9

    I can only imagine the amount of pain and frustration you go through when you play games like this for our entertainment.
    Thank you Ross but maybe every now and again, play a game that is fun to make a video from as a reward to yourself for all the hard work you put in :)

  • @KWCHope
    @KWCHope 2 роки тому +5

    Never stop being you, this is the one channel that makes me smile every time I watch

  • @Aredein
    @Aredein 2 роки тому +31

    31:15 I think I know why this music ending abruptly.
    If you watched hardware company logos, you can notice that game presents one of the sound systems. It appears the game was too much hard coded into that now likely gone sound card, or something. Sadly we'll never know. Who knows, if there are a more soundtracks.
    Sadly, the soundtrack is in the encrypted file system, so we won't know.

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish 2 роки тому +1

      Never broken or leaked eh?

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 2 роки тому +3

      THEY'RE KILLING VIDEO GAMES SOUNDTRACKS!

    • @reesetorwad8346
      @reesetorwad8346 2 роки тому

      "...we'll never know." Challenge NOT accepted, thx

  • @Kai-tn4yx
    @Kai-tn4yx 2 роки тому +12

    The invisible enemies in FEAR 1 are great. They add creatly to the atmosphere and you can still handle them well.

    • @nuzitu
      @nuzitu 2 роки тому

      Stalker too

  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta 2 роки тому +55

    Dude, if the Mage Knight Apocalypse involves a kickass rave with a bunch of lizard people, hell YEAH I'm ready for it.

    • @tenyokensekia8088
      @tenyokensekia8088 2 роки тому

      While that does sound cool, where was the rave? Did I miss it in the video? Also, was Ross’s character just drunk on dwarven brew and mentioned gnolls to make it sound like he was paying attention?

    • @adenowirus
      @adenowirus 2 роки тому +1

      @@tenyokensekia8088 I think it happened during the not-mordor part. Look here 1:13:08

    • @tenyokensekia8088
      @tenyokensekia8088 2 роки тому

      @@adenowirus I sill can't see it. I'll have to just rewatch the whole video sometime. Not a problem, I enjoyed this episode anyway.

    • @adenowirus
      @adenowirus 2 роки тому

      @@tenyokensekia8088 You can see the same enemy type but not the scene itself.

    • @Ryusuta
      @Ryusuta Рік тому

      @@tenyokensekia8088 The very beginning of the video. (Sorry for the late reply. I thought I'd answered this before.)

  • @KalteLanze
    @KalteLanze 2 роки тому +3

    If I could choose only one channel/type of video to watch for the rest of my life, it'd be Ross's Game Dungeon episodes. Even at the leisurely pace in which they grace my eyes, I could be entirely satisfied by these videos and nothing more. Thanks again for another entertaining trip through a game I've never played, but looks like many I tried or passed on when I was a kid.

  • @Oilyoxygen
    @Oilyoxygen 2 роки тому +214

    This is the kind of story-telling I like to call "Noun Soup", which makes up like 98% of fantasy games. (And Doom Eternal)
    Everyone is constantly referring to people, things, and places with dumb names like " Queen Ruthgold lead the charge In The Battle for the Cinthamon Crown in the The Woodlands of Garthok" and they're made out to be super important and a big part of the world and plot, but it's never really evident from your perspective as to why and the game doesn't care to write something that would explain it.

    • @PasserMontanus
      @PasserMontanus 2 роки тому +37

      Lore isn't story. Same disease plagues the Elder Scrolls games.

    • @kloa4219
      @kloa4219 2 роки тому +10

      The appeal with Warcraft was that it combined the darkest parts of history with a fantasy flavor, but those were retconned and watered down after WoW.

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 2 роки тому +2

      it's even worse if the writers don't have their own stash of notes so it's consistent. although in this case i guess some of it is referencing the franchise

    • @SinaelDOverom
      @SinaelDOverom 2 роки тому +29

      @@PasserMontanus In Elder Scrolls you can dive into the lore and via books and all the other bits and pieces make everything come together. Morrowind's entire plot revolves around piecing together a a few tidbits of lore, which you can't understand at the start, but it forms a full picture in the end.

    • @aprofondir
      @aprofondir 2 роки тому +5

      It's like Destiny. 90% setting 10% plot

  • @dinitroacetylen
    @dinitroacetylen 2 роки тому +12

    "I am already a master of nothing in my real life!"
    Many quotes from Freeman's Mind were fighting in my head for the title of the Ultimate Quote, and now they all got annihilated by this unexpected newcomer.

  • @psykomancer4420
    @psykomancer4420 2 роки тому +11

    The shooter Dusk had a good invisible enemy. You'd be alerted to its presence by its heavy breathing and footsteps, it's pretty freaky when you notice it.

  • @amshermansen
    @amshermansen 2 роки тому +27

    27:05 - Without taking any responsibility here. If most of the "virus" results are "generic" and "game hack", then you can pretty much dismiss these as being false positives that just boil down to RAM hooking.

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon 2 роки тому +2

      What is RAM hooking? I ask because wikipedia has an entry on hooking, but all the links are dead except for one link to a blog post by someone whom I have never heard of.

    • @amshermansen
      @amshermansen 2 роки тому +4

      Generally it is frowned upon to read the RAM that other applications are using - And actively EDITING it is even worse.
      And that is exactly what a trainer or tools like cheat engine does to change values in a game while it's running.

  • @Morrow1158
    @Morrow1158 2 роки тому +58

    The full phrase is “a jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.” It was a compliment

    • @voxlknight2155
      @voxlknight2155 Рік тому +2

      Plus, a Jack is right under a King and Queen, so it means you're really good at everything, just not the best at all of them individually. So it's doubly a compliment.

    • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
      @boarfaceswinejaw4516 7 місяців тому +1

      that last part was added later, and was not part of the original quote.
      its good to be well versed in many things, but you'll get stomped by people who are significantly better than you are at things. so get good at something.

  • @Bluecho4
    @Bluecho4 2 роки тому +14

    Near the end of the video, it occurred to me that I'd heard the title "Mage Knight" before. It's a collectable miniatures game/board game made by WizKids. With Mage Knight: Apocalypse being a video game tie in, along with a game for the Nintendo DS called Mage Knight: Destiny's Soldier. That is, if Wikipedia is any indication.
    So if it seems like there's a lot of Lore that's being thrown at the player at once, it's probably because it's an existing property. Still doesn't excuse how terribly the story is told.

    • @jazz8000
      @jazz8000 2 роки тому +1

      I think i recall someone giving me an hour and a half tutorial for the boardgame on tabletop simulator

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 2 роки тому

      @@jazz8000 Was it any good?

    • @jazz8000
      @jazz8000 2 роки тому

      @@0neDoomedSpaceMarine i fell asleep but yes

  • @royalbandit8106
    @royalbandit8106 2 роки тому +9

    I appreciate the effort you put in just to make the games you play easier for us to watch 👍 rock on dude!

  • @hypethekomodo6495
    @hypethekomodo6495 2 роки тому +6

    I mean. It's the Mage Knight Apocalypse.
    You're gunning a mage down with a gatling gun.
    It lives up to it's name.

  • @julianfacundocalabrese1176
    @julianfacundocalabrese1176 2 роки тому +60

    2:50 my bet is that the portrait is in a different layer than the name and the HUD and it was placed precisely so that in the correct ratio it would appear in that circle, which is a transparency of the HUD to that layer, but when the ratio was changed the portrait is still there but now the circle is not aligned with it and it's currently showing the default color for the layer, white.

    • @PandoraSystem
      @PandoraSystem 2 роки тому +27

      except it's still a white circle in the correct aspect ratio.

    • @julianfacundocalabrese1176
      @julianfacundocalabrese1176 2 роки тому +4

      @@PandoraSystem didn't notice that, you're right, maybe white is the default for that space in the HUD and the animation wouldn't load in newer systems?

    • @Toaster278
      @Toaster278 2 роки тому +6

      Probably just some wierd thing to do with render targets, those are one of the first things that tends to go bad with compatability

  • @thatrealycoolguy
    @thatrealycoolguy 2 роки тому +15

    One thing Ross either forgot to mention or is not aware of is that in WoW if you run around and kill 50 murlocs, and they all have loot, you can pick up the majority of it but right clinking a single murloc. And if you hold shift when you right click, it autoloots all of it. It’s based on how close together they are, but you can loot dozens of mobs at once it with one click. The only thing you can’t do is skin multiple at the same time (Unless you’re doing legacy content and can using the throwing skinning knife)

    • @Sithmaster0
      @Sithmaster0 Рік тому

      In his defense that is something that was not implemented initially. That was added in later expansions, so a game from the same era I can see not implementing it, especially if they were just copying WoW to that extent.

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 місяці тому

      @@Sithmaster0 yeah it can't have been added before Cata because I definitely would've remembered that :0 Holding shift to auto-loot was around much earlier I'm pretty sure, but idk if it was always a thing.

  • @iamme2739
    @iamme2739 2 роки тому +3

    I like how you always try your very best to play through the game, even if it is almost impossible.

  • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
    @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 роки тому +63

    This, along with some other Game Dungeon episodes, really makes me realize just how many strange half-baked fantasy RPGs trying to ride the WoW wave there were. And nearly all of them fail to realize how pointless cooldowns and recharge timers are outside of MMOs.

    • @HYDRAdude
      @HYDRAdude 2 роки тому +1

      It's a co-op game so no the CDs and recharge timers are not pointless.

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 роки тому

      @@HYDRAdude I guess not then

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 2 місяці тому

      Wait no that's not a good reason actually, co-op games shouldn't need cooldown timers. I thought they were basically just a way to get any form of action-ish combat with so many players to work at all on crappy 90s internet.

  • @Umberman
    @Umberman 2 роки тому +19

    man, games just like this remind me of early PC gaming days, they're like pulling teeth singleplayer, the devs SO want you to play MP they just completely forget to balance the game for SP

  • @thrackerzod6097
    @thrackerzod6097 2 роки тому +10

    Dusk's Wendigos where a fun invisible enemy. Mainly because they have a lot of audio ques, their path is predictable, and once they're hit once their invisibility is gone forever. Rare example of an invisible enemy done right, they make things more tense, but are fair.

  • @bradencampbell464
    @bradencampbell464 Рік тому +4

    I got this one for $10 a couple years after it came out. I played through with all 5 characters, and actually bothered to chart how to optimize the characters. Different abilities increase different stats when used, and by different amounts depending on the character.
    The lizard and dwarf were glass cannons - good damage, but it was best to engage from a distance and kite.
    The elf paladin was a reasonably solid choice, decent tankage and could self heal.
    The ladies were the two that actually shined.
    Thong girl has a drain life attack at range, which has fairly low damage relative to other attacks, but using it grows her maximum health heavily, which meant she actually got the highest health pool of my playthroughs, making for an interesting ranged tank build.
    The huntress was broken powerful. She has a lot of passive abilities across her skill trees. Spend a little time with her ranged attacks and you can unlock a bonus to criticals and accuracy. Spend some time with her bear aspect (I think that was what it was called) and you can gain some passive for health an armor bonus.
    But my favorite was that she had a dual wield tree, meaning the offensive gains were applied twice, and there were ways to increase your damage (and attack speed if I remember correctly).
    In summary, play the dwarf or lizard if you want to do some decent ranged damage and are okay with hit and run game play.
    Play the elf fighter if you want to be a cleric using healing spells.
    Play "thong girl" if you want to be a beastly tank with relatively weak offence.
    Play huntress if you want to mow down mobs of enemies with two weapons while laughing maniacally.
    I will give the game that the mechanic around "mana" was unique to each character (the dwarf had heat instead, for example) but it was broken in terms.s of gameplay design.
    The part that frustrated me is that the multi-player (which was the only way to export your character and play them again) stopped working when they shut down the servers. Even the LAN mode won't work - for any multi-player mode, it has to find the central server or you can't continue. A minor oversight that actually became a huge pain to me - again, it was the closest to "new game +" this title offered if I ran a LAN game with just me.

  • @atherium3351
    @atherium3351 2 роки тому +3

    The fabled Ross Scott has blessed us with another episode of game dungeon!

  • @Toanon
    @Toanon 2 роки тому +24

    "You know, I finally got to see Hellraiser 2, and I'm seeing some similarities between this level design and a literal interpretation of Hell."
    Also I think about more modern MMOs that were inspired by WoW like FFXIV, and the dev teams of those going "Okay what does WoW does that's bad and we shouldn't do" and the answer they eventually come to is "everything"

    • @zyler9462
      @zyler9462 2 роки тому +12

      Pretty much yeah. Most of the mechanics in the original World of Warcraft on release were due to the technical limitations of having a massively multiplayer game with a massive open world in 2006. The loot being tied to the bodies instead of appearing on the floor like Diablo was due to memory limitations. The slow, almost turn-based, attacking was to deal with the inevitable internet lag of 2006 dial-up internet. And the long text dump expositions in quests were due to the fact that it would’ve been impossibly expensive to animate proper cutscenes for thousands of individual quests across a massive open world. There’s absolutely no reason for a single-player action RPG to copy these mechanics and there’s a reason even modern WOW has been slowly moving away from them.

  • @vulture8298
    @vulture8298 2 роки тому +11

    Man, I'm glad that we've left the Bloomcalypse behind. Those were bright times.

  • @thoughtguardian
    @thoughtguardian 2 роки тому +13

    Glad to see a new video, thanks Ross! I was not ready for the apocalypse.
    Hope you’re doing great.
    If you’re ever feeling up to it, I would love a video on Zeno clash. You mentioned it in this one and it dreggend up some nearly forgotten memories of me playing the demo after spending all day downloading to my laptop over my parents super slow internet. I had convinced myself that that game wasn’t even real until you mentioned the title and I looked it up.

    • @monoglyph
      @monoglyph 2 роки тому

      +1 for a Zeno Clash video. That game had really interesting lore and what I'm convinced is still the best take on first-person brawler gameplay 12 years later. Zeno Clash 2's weird open world RPG-lite mechanics felt like a step back by comparison.

  • @theStarkArts
    @theStarkArts 3 місяці тому +3

    It seems over the top, even for this game, that the vampire is more than willing to cross a desert in the daytime on top of wearing almost nothing.

  • @hoomstucked
    @hoomstucked 2 роки тому +4

    I Love the way he describes these janky games he truly suffers for us and it always entertains me throughout ily ross

  • @streetystuff
    @streetystuff 2 роки тому +8

    Sometimes i like to think this is Freeman in an alternate universe where he did not get his PhD

  • @CallumBradbury
    @CallumBradbury 2 роки тому +5

    Unexpected Zeno Clash reference was appreciated my dude

  • @tba113
    @tba113 2 роки тому +9

    The lizardman's backstory is hilarious. He's fated to have this Cassandra-style life where he'll be present at all sorts of world-changing events, but powerless to stop them. In the Greek myth, it was a curse to Cassandra because she could foresee what was going to happen but everyone thought she was full of shit until the big day, but here? No, everyone believes Lizardman's fate - but it's just as bad for him, because no one wants to get caught in the blast radius when the whatever-it-is eventually happens.

  • @TrolololoGumbas
    @TrolololoGumbas 2 роки тому +14

    when Ross gonna play a game he actually enjoy

    • @SimplyGun
      @SimplyGun 2 роки тому +2

      Dungeon siege

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 2 роки тому

      Half Life.

  • @seanbordenkircher7854
    @seanbordenkircher7854 5 місяців тому +4

    The only thing I can think of for the avatar is that when the HUD got stretched, the avatar's position didn't change. It's probably set as just an overlay that can plug in which ever avatar it needs, but it's position bound to the screen. I don't know how you would fix that, though.

  • @jimbob3332
    @jimbob3332 2 роки тому +6

    Mage Knight Apocalypse sounds like an anime.

  • @SheaM_DVE
    @SheaM_DVE 2 роки тому +11

    An hour and a half of ross!?
    I'm gonna quote Ross here and say "Hellllllllll yeah"

  • @nekkowe
    @nekkowe 2 роки тому +11

    34:15 I can think of exactly one game where invisible enemies are fun!
    In Killer7, enemies are invisible by default, but you can hear them laugh when they spot you.
    Then you can reveal them by standing still and aiming their way. Maybe the key is just that a game has to give you actual options for dealing with the invisibility.

  • @tacarish9837
    @tacarish9837 2 роки тому +3

    The Game Dungeon is fascinating to me because of how timeless it is. I can watch any Game Dungeon video and I will have 0 idea when it was made.

  • @lukasgroot
    @lukasgroot Рік тому +3

    Who else is watching old Game Dungeons in anticipation for the next "Halloween Game Dungeon"?

  • @LiarraSniffles_X3
    @LiarraSniffles_X3 2 роки тому +31

    Yes, Ross, you were missing something. Four somethings, in fact.
    This game is made to be played with 5 people, and the singleplayer is literally just the multiplayer levels unchanged but for the AI helper characters of which you get one for each chapter out of 6 (barring the first one of course.)
    Ironically, this means that the last chapter where you have all 4 AI characters with you is actually the most balanced out of all the singleplayer chapters, because the devs designed the levels as though you have all 5 players right from the start, but for some reason only give you the AI characters one at a time. It's really dumb.
    In co-op, you have people to sit in the frontline tanking arrow shots while your whole squad hits them from range, and it's also why there are so many unavoidable "big attacks" and stuns that are single target. (With only a few exceptions like the ice boss.) Hence the huge amount of loot also the ability to revive endlessly in singleplayer without punishment, and why there are so many damn enemies.
    Unfortunately, the game was still pretty buggy, something made worse by 2006 era net-code for multiplayer, so there were plenty of crashes and restarts required to get through a full run anyway.

    • @Aredein
      @Aredein 2 роки тому +6

      also, the multiplayer was ran through gamespy, now as it's gone, I wonder if there are ways to make it work.

    • @elliegray8184
      @elliegray8184 2 роки тому +13

      So basically this is another failed MMO that Ross is trying to brute-force in single player. He's done that several times at this point.

    • @MrShadeGaming
      @MrShadeGaming 2 роки тому +8

      @@elliegray8184 There is a massive difference between multiplayer game and MASSIVE mutiplayer game this is just a multiplayer game not an mmo (even if they have used mmo type ideas 5 people isn't a massive multiplayer game in ANY sense) true about ross brute forcing a game made for multiplayer (it shouldn't really have had a singleplayer mode in this case)

    • @LazyBuddyBan
      @LazyBuddyBan 2 роки тому +2

      so tlrd is the devs just ignored the singleplayer yet still put it in game

    • @SimplyGun
      @SimplyGun 2 роки тому

      Have you finished this game?

  • @Glibbers
    @Glibbers 2 роки тому +4

    Damn, this is probably one of the best game dungeons yet! Really enjoyed seeing you try every character, and also managing to go to the end.

  • @GlemWalker
    @GlemWalker 2 роки тому +8

    Feels so good seeing a new Game Dungeon in my sub box, keep it up Ross you're a saint for suffering through theses ^^

    • @Conservative4
      @Conservative4 2 роки тому +2

      I feel like he shouldn’t have to suffer quite so much for these though. He’s working himself into an early grave.

  • @jackmcdowell9324
    @jackmcdowell9324 2 роки тому +2

    Ross's descriptions of the fatigue of full time work always hit harder than you'd like...

  • @yaosio
    @yaosio Рік тому +5

    I read a review and it turns out the developers expect you to die. You immediately respawn nearby and can just go back in.