Ruining Your Childhood for Ten Minutes

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  • @skyerin5631
    @skyerin5631 3 роки тому +9748

    LMAOO my mom's a marine biologist and diver so when we watched finding nemo, she ranted about how unrealistic it was the whole movie.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 3 роки тому +568

      Ha ha, I remember being a kid and asking my dad why the ants in A Bug's Life were missing a pair of legs.

    • @redx3816
      @redx3816 3 роки тому +55

      @Rkaale 123 yeah

    • @Godzilla-bu1vj
      @Godzilla-bu1vj 3 роки тому +168

      That's what Jotaro telling Jolyne about

    • @Godzilla-bu1vj
      @Godzilla-bu1vj 3 роки тому +48

      @@deethebee1234 nice to meet you , Rohan sensei

    • @bit-te
      @bit-te 3 роки тому +79

      My dad is a marine biologist he went to Egypt with grandpa and his 3 other friends

  • @TheOfficialKidOutlaw
    @TheOfficialKidOutlaw 3 роки тому +2977

    “On top of that she’d be toxic enough to poison people, although I heard people say the same about her voice actor” bruh 🤣💀

    • @shan3622
      @shan3622 3 роки тому +98

      Ellen

    • @DOMFRMDA_800
      @DOMFRMDA_800 3 роки тому +21

      @@shan3622 lol

    • @Maverick-7
      @Maverick-7 2 роки тому +32

      That’s him right there, officer! He MURDERED that poor(😆) woman(?)!

    • @no.5179
      @no.5179 2 роки тому +14

      @@shan3622 HOLY CRAP HOW DID I NOT REALISE

    • @ariadnegmusdaedaloximo708
      @ariadnegmusdaedaloximo708 2 роки тому +7

      That's just sad. Ellen vs Trump, & Trump somehow wins. I think people look for consistency more than anything.

  • @jmann6368
    @jmann6368 2 роки тому +1273

    Fun fact: according to the movie's official essential guide, Bruce's father frequently attacked surfers, causing fisherman to hunt him down and kill him.

    • @MULTIVERSAL_MASHUPS
      @MULTIVERSAL_MASHUPS 2 роки тому +183

      Jaws and finding nemo are connected

    • @CatholicaVeritas777
      @CatholicaVeritas777 2 роки тому +116

      @@MULTIVERSAL_MASHUPS that’s probably why he’s called Bruce, he was named after one of his fathers

    • @shelazy_wolf1
      @shelazy_wolf1 2 роки тому +59

      Finding Nemo has an official encyclopedia? Dang...

    • @prone_navy2013
      @prone_navy2013 2 роки тому +11

      @@CatholicaVeritas777 or mothers

    • @laurenpetro2901
      @laurenpetro2901 2 роки тому +19

      So is his father actually Jaws? 😳

  • @professorsypher6174
    @professorsypher6174 2 роки тому +29

    Ooh... Scar playing with the skull of Zazu's predecessor in front if him makes that moment even more intimidating.

  • @justanotherisekaiprotagoni7293
    @justanotherisekaiprotagoni7293 3 роки тому +3761

    “Under more pressure than a first born with immigrant parents”😭😭😭

  • @mndiaye_97
    @mndiaye_97  3 роки тому +1662

    8:00 the quality sold me but it was a cougar

  • @levell1380
    @levell1380 2 роки тому +79

    4:53 “Not stuck in the dryer step-siblings.” 😂😂🤣 Yo did no one else catch that. Bro is too funny.

  • @FUSHICHOorKURAYAMI
    @FUSHICHOorKURAYAMI 2 роки тому +172

    That Poor Hyena Ripping Its Own Guts Out.
    Dude Was Like....
    "You Lions Think You Gonna End ME? Naw....I Commit Seppuku!!!!"

    • @lichking3711
      @lichking3711 2 роки тому

      probably from a failed birth where the hyena's guts are torn and the would be mother will die slowly and painfully

  • @bladeswinton1224
    @bladeswinton1224 2 роки тому +7219

    Fun fact: the creator of spongebob was a marine biologist so he probably knew that starfish eat sponges. He also probably only named Squidward, squidward because because he couldn't find anything better that sounds like octopus

    • @notme4583
      @notme4583 2 роки тому +154

      I thought squidward was a squid

    • @hakjob9847
      @hakjob9847 2 роки тому +597

      @@notme4583 hes a confirmed octopus. There is some scenes in the early season that show squids (like one of pearls friends) that show the huge differences between them

    • @notme4583
      @notme4583 2 роки тому +46

      @@hakjob9847 oh ok thanks

    • @hakjob9847
      @hakjob9847 2 роки тому +159

      @WWE is my city so you got it all figured out, dontcha? 🔫

    • @pizzaman2726
      @pizzaman2726 2 роки тому +7

      @WWE is my city what?

  • @leviismyoppa967
    @leviismyoppa967 3 роки тому +6113

    "Crows are highly intellige--"
    "I was wrong."
    that part killed me

    • @Anonymous_1827
      @Anonymous_1827 2 роки тому +31

      I don’t get it

    • @jazz_hands6579
      @jazz_hands6579 2 роки тому +184

      @@Anonymous_1827 necrophilia

    • @Anonymous_1827
      @Anonymous_1827 2 роки тому +106

      @@jazz_hands6579 oh..... oh no.. 🤢🤮

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 2 роки тому +125

      @@Anonymous_1827 Corvus was fucking his dead homie

    • @sultanzod6720
      @sultanzod6720 2 роки тому +119

      One last Caw for the Brah

  • @irishbananamafia9728
    @irishbananamafia9728 2 роки тому +270

    The Nemo theory is an amazingly interesting one. However, if Marlin really did just pretend Nemo existed as a coping mechanism then only he would be able to see him. So how do you explain the tons of other fish who can see Nemo and who interact with him in the movie?

    • @miracon000fez
      @miracon000fez 2 роки тому +38

      Maby they knew what clown fish do (I mean if u were a fish and you saw clown fish doing what clown fish do you'd probably be sorry for the male who had to witness that) and felt sorry for Marlen so much so that when they saw him pretending that Nemo (nobody) exists they decided to play along with the guy so he doesn't go completely crazy.Honestly I think after Marlen created Nemo in his head, he doesn't leave the sea anemones and the whole movie was Marlen's copping mechanism and the fish who interacted with Nemo were just fish that he saw swimming around (including dory at some point) and and the sight of those fish contributed to the delusion his mind was telling him to protect him from trauma.

    • @simritagop
      @simritagop 2 роки тому +22

      Yeah I think by this theory, the story would be from Marlin's delusions

    • @Frog101_Real
      @Frog101_Real 2 роки тому +23

      The whole movie is in his head

    • @Bififress0r
      @Bififress0r 2 роки тому +7

      @@Frog101_Real Either that, or alteration of the perception to deny reality.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 2 роки тому +20

      @@miracon000fez but the other tank fish met Nemo first and didn't know shit about his dad

  • @hyperflarez2561
    @hyperflarez2561 2 роки тому +28

    This guy is like that one dude in the back of the classroom commenting on everything about the fictional movie we are watching

  • @retrozip
    @retrozip 3 роки тому +4296

    My childhood cannot be ruined. It can only be enhanced

  • @excusemethisisjinhitentert9053
    @excusemethisisjinhitentert9053 3 роки тому +3462

    “nemo” means “no one” in latin so its basically “find no one”

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 3 роки тому +166

      Doesn't "Nemo" also mean the furthest out to sea you can be? That seems like a more likely namesake for this marine character (along with the captain from 2000 Leagues Under the Sea, of course - who probably was also named after the above coordinates).

    • @RandomAccountOnTheInternet331
      @RandomAccountOnTheInternet331 3 роки тому +84

      Ngl thats kinda dark

    • @FreshZCORD
      @FreshZCORD 3 роки тому +60

      Alternate story where he never found Nemo

    • @spacebubble1552
      @spacebubble1552 3 роки тому +16

      Oh wow! That makes sense for the first theory that in the end, there was nobody to find!

    • @womanstriker2009
      @womanstriker2009 3 роки тому +12

      @KingNyx i will embrace this

  • @Giacomo_112
    @Giacomo_112 2 роки тому +49

    Billy: “Timmy why’d you have to die?!”
    *Also Billy*
    Billy: “You lookin kinda good tho.”

  • @Upioornica
    @Upioornica 2 роки тому +143

    "Also the scene where he tells Nemo to brush against an anemone before school is accurate"
    THEY GO TO SCHOOL?!

  • @shinji_6
    @shinji_6 3 роки тому +5170

    This guy had the weirdest survival tips to animals I would never see

    • @legm5298
      @legm5298 3 роки тому +59

      I mean my dad lives in Finland so the moose one might be useful you never know...👀

    • @pickle-STDS
      @pickle-STDS 2 роки тому +1

      Nah man,jit got setup das crazy

    • @demonbread1728
      @demonbread1728 2 роки тому +1

      *"he's taken. Justin"*

    • @kakorotasingleton7192
      @kakorotasingleton7192 2 роки тому

      yo krillen hows goku

  • @animooredpanda7097
    @animooredpanda7097 3 роки тому +12784

    Its not really ruining my childhood, it's more "This is What the Movie would be like without Disney magic"

  • @jackscout14
    @jackscout14 2 роки тому +25

    7:29 the sea weed here is probably what made people believe in the existence of the kraken.

  • @mysticdragonwolf89
    @mysticdragonwolf89 2 роки тому +111

    The Nemo = no one one reminded me of how Odysseus tricked a giant by claiming he name is No One
    So when Odysseus blinded the giant the giant roared to his brothers “NOONE HAS BLINDED ME! No one has blinded me!!”
    Naturally his brothers didn’t believe him and thought his dumb ass blinded himself

    • @litzyreavaldez8309
      @litzyreavaldez8309 2 роки тому +1

      I learned of that. In 10th grade.great!

    • @dalaunapotts3437
      @dalaunapotts3437 2 роки тому +5

      He was a cyclops

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv Рік тому +2

      Nemo is more likely a reference to 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 9 місяців тому +4

      Polyphemus was a cyclops, not a giant. And this isn't just being pedantic; giants were an entirely separate species from cyclopes in Greek mythology (and giants weren't necessarily physically large, just incredibly strong)

  • @legendd5851
    @legendd5851 3 роки тому +3818

    "His mother was for the trenches." Why you gotta do em like that XD

  • @santiian166
    @santiian166 2 роки тому +1851

    To add to the realistic Lion King part:
    The moment Simba became a young adult, either he left on his own or Mufasa would've exiled him in order to avoid inbreeding.
    Edit: Also, in real life, if there are any disputes over food, the lionesses will attack the dominant male. And since there were issues over food in the movie, the lionesses would’ve attacked Scar.

    • @KBWeeds
      @KBWeeds 2 роки тому +165

      CORRECT! AND Simba would have never been welcomed back to the pride.
      EDIT: Simba wouldn’t have been exiled nor would Mufasa been grooming him to be king. He would have been taught from birth that he is to leave once he reaches sexual maturity. Disney messed up all species in this movie.

    • @andrewgan557
      @andrewgan557 2 роки тому +18

      @@KBWeeds pride lands and if he do there's an new male in charge not his father.

    • @KBWeeds
      @KBWeeds 2 роки тому +60

      @@andrewgan557 The “pride” is familial system that lived in fictional “Pride Land”. I was referring to Pride not talking about location. Simba would have never returned to either nor been welcomed back by lionesses period.
      If, and when Scar & Mufasa died the rest of the Lionesses wouldn’t have welcomed another male so easily unless they went into heat and purposely attracted one.
      “In fact, lion prides are matrilineal societies where the males barely stick around long enough to form the types of familial relationships shown in the Disney film, an all-new version of which comes out this July.
      Females define their territory. They’ve grown up there and have been listening to neighbors roaring their whole lives,” says Packer, a National Geographic Society grantee. And if their pride gets too big, the females will even carve out a new territory next door for their daughters to take over and start their own pride. Ninety-nine percent of all the members of a lion pride are related females, he says
      …The males, on the other hand, are transitory. They come and go, mostly spending their time fighting each other and teaching male cubs how to survive when they eventually leave the pride. Males can’t stay in the pride they’re born into because they’re related to all of the lions there.”
      www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/lion-pride-family-dynamics-females

    • @Rhaenarys
      @Rhaenarys 2 роки тому +49

      The part he got wrong was the fact that Scar wouldn't have killed either cub as they could've been his, for all they know, and plus, even if they weren't, it's still his genes, which is all that matters. The fact Scar was there at all shows that the brothers were working together since being kicked out of their pride, and didn't have any plans on separating anyways, making it more of a joint "rule". They would be taking turns watching the kids and patroling/marking territory, which both would do the marking.
      Had Scar been a non related lion, than the cubs would be in danger. But since they were, he would've actually just taken on the role of "father" to both.

    • @hyper-revenge-sio
      @hyper-revenge-sio 2 роки тому +6

      Girlbosses

  • @Diewolustigist
    @Diewolustigist 2 роки тому +63

    Oh man, marlin protected his son with a barracuda story, so Nemo wouldn't hate his mom, so saaaaad 😭😭😭

  • @Paws_2_Claws
    @Paws_2_Claws 2 роки тому +28

    “ I wonder what kind of shoes he’s wearing in his casket?” 😂👏 made me laugh so hard I started crying!

  • @seavoided
    @seavoided 3 роки тому +981

    “Nala woulda folded him like a backyard chair” 😭

    • @morningrosie3684
      @morningrosie3684 3 роки тому +13

      Well I suppose since Pumba and Timone were close by she probably smelled them and went easy on Simba since she smelled other prey around though.

    • @morningrosie3684
      @morningrosie3684 2 роки тому +7

      @George Khoory Pride*

  • @Ghost-ll6oz
    @Ghost-ll6oz 3 роки тому +5485

    "The mother was for the trenches" *I'M DONNEE* 😂😂

    • @lordpvt
      @lordpvt 3 роки тому +7

      lol

    • @KingofWhopper-
      @KingofWhopper- 3 роки тому +124

      @Clark Clak people call unloyal women for the streets meaning their for everyone. The trenches is just a oceanic Version of she for the streets

    • @isaackeigwin
      @isaackeigwin 3 роки тому +39

      Missed opportunity to say she was for the marianis trenches

    • @dabigreezyfowuntoo
      @dabigreezyfowuntoo 3 роки тому +8

      Im ☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @itzslayr1435
      @itzslayr1435 3 роки тому +10

      I dont like people ruining my childhood but I let his one a slide cause its entairtaining

  • @cerpiper
    @cerpiper Рік тому +25

    9:37 i've actually read a horror comic about this. Except, the frog's way of giving birth was applied to humans due to lack of birth in the story's world. I watched as the human babies crawled out of the human test subject's back which are filled with holes🙁

    • @bubblycups
      @bubblycups Рік тому +1

      What in the actual fck 💀

    • @blackpinkinyourarea7124
      @blackpinkinyourarea7124 Рік тому

      Whats the comic called?

    • @cerpiper
      @cerpiper Рік тому +2

      Scroll if you dare, it's on webtoon. I do remember it's on episode 10

  • @Scotttjt
    @Scotttjt Рік тому +5

    The fact you played the "Mr. Incredible/Kronos" theme while revealing the worst secrets of the animals that made up people's childhoods has earned you my everlasting respect, sir. Wonderful touch.

  • @dajuanwhitaker1785
    @dajuanwhitaker1785 3 роки тому +2373

    That Nigel one was actually really depressing. Throughout most of the movie, he was so happy, excited and charismatic about Marlin going so far to get Nemo back. And the moment Nigel hesitated to go into the dentist's office is probably what he regrets because if he did so willingly he could have just swiped up Nemo and left. But no, Marlin forced Nigel into action which made him panic and not think straight.

    • @Jord1083
      @Jord1083 2 роки тому +24

      Yeah your right same opinion 😢

    • @SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677
      @SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 2 роки тому +64

      I'm sure Marlin and him met again and he told him Nemo is alright

    • @barkyonyx962
      @barkyonyx962 2 роки тому +80

      Nigel really went from Mountain Everest energetic to Mariana Trench of depression

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 2 роки тому +79

      Well, actually, considering how he learns about Marlin's rescue attempt, I assume down the grape vine he would hear news that Nemo actually made it and is back home with his dad.

    • @shelazy_wolf1
      @shelazy_wolf1 2 роки тому +14

      Yeah I feel really bad for Nigel now 😭 I don't know how I never noticed that

  • @duckway4733
    @duckway4733 2 роки тому +1479

    This guy is honestly one of the only decent tiktokers.

  • @marialiyubman
    @marialiyubman 2 роки тому +8

    To be fair, my childhood was destroyed when I learned that everyone I admire in Hollywood probably “loves” kids a bit too much…

  • @SirFoxbutt
    @SirFoxbutt 2 роки тому +71

    This randomly popped up on my recommended and I was enjoying the video, but I have to thank you MASSIVELY for the trypophobia warning, whatever that was would have destroyed me for the rest of the day if I'd seen it as I have huge trypophobia. So props to you for all the appropriate trigger warnings.

    • @lakkpom
      @lakkpom Рік тому +4

      I'm not gonna say anything about it other than it was a frog for your sake, I don't have trypopophobia but that shit scarred me.

    • @lakkpom
      @lakkpom Рік тому +3

      I'm a fucking idiot and I spelled it wrong, my mistake lmao

    • @AWholeVibe96
      @AWholeVibe96 Рік тому

      Omg same!!! I covered my eyes so fast

  • @sadfishboy7003
    @sadfishboy7003 3 роки тому +4771

    Fun fact: when Andrew Stanton made finding Nemo, he didn’t know anything about clownfishes, let alone knew clownfish even existed.

    • @Brightsonp
      @Brightsonp 3 роки тому +494

      To be fair i didn't know anything about clownfish before watching this movie

    • @DipUniversal
      @DipUniversal 2 роки тому +157

      Even though like a director in the movie used to be a marine biologist

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 2 роки тому +204

      Thats because the name sounds like something someone would made up.
      Also Clown fish are very literally gender fluid meaning they can transition from Male to Female, meaning Marlin is not only a
      Transgender Female but also a lesbian. (yah Nemo technically has 3 Moms.)

    • @PickyVickyVindictive
      @PickyVickyVindictive 2 роки тому +125

      @@forickgrimaldus8301 Well if ya wanna get technical and realistic. Marlin would be bi since he'd turn female then narurally mate with other males.

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 2 роки тому +35

      @@PickyVickyVindictive yah but in the context of the story he is lesbian because he only mates with females so yes in the wild they are bi

  • @thanoswife1254
    @thanoswife1254 3 роки тому +1388

    adding to the Bruce thing, Bruce probably has little to no family whatsoever because in his mother's stomach, if he hatched first, he would've eaten all his siblings or one of his siblings might've eaten everyone and he was just lucky.

    • @thorodinson6625
      @thorodinson6625 3 роки тому +66

      I thought that only applied to tiger sharks, and Bruce looks like a great white.

    • @vaporean_boylove.0w083
      @vaporean_boylove.0w083 3 роки тому +67

      @@thorodinson6625
      I think Great Whites are also live barriers, but im unsure if the siblings cannibalize each other.

    • @h0ney_bee69
      @h0ney_bee69 2 роки тому +15

      Yep. I think it’s a thing where they can lay eggs but it’s probably a different species

    • @oddydraws4807
      @oddydraws4807 2 роки тому +61

      As much as they do the stomach thing they usually don't eat each other. As many can be born from 2-12 a year in the name of Google "Great white sharks gestate their pups for a year before giving birth - that's longer than humans. Between 2 to 12 babies are born at a time." Also the only sharks that actually cannibalize each other in the womb is basking sharks and sand tiger sharks - so Bruce would have been born with many siblings and raised by his mother until he was four or big enough to leave the house and start his vegan diet.

    • @thanoswife1254
      @thanoswife1254 2 роки тому +2

      @@oddydraws4807 oh good to know

  • @EmoFemboyHunter69
    @EmoFemboyHunter69 2 роки тому +18

    Nala’s father was mentioned in the Lion Guard, he was apparently a rouge lion who used to be part of the Lion Guard, you may think Scar (if you know his backstory), but the drawing of Nala’s father in the cave had a red mane, Mufasa was not part of the Lion Guard, the best assumption is that Nala’s father was probably an outsider or someone the pride randomly picked up, since all of the lions in the pride were shown to be female, so her father was probably killed or exiled

    • @yashthorat69
      @yashthorat69 2 роки тому +1

      So They Don't live in Alabama
      Thank god :√

  • @anonymouscausewhynot
    @anonymouscausewhynot 2 роки тому +7

    9:01 *in a high pitched voice*
    “It looks like a demon.
    A *cute* demon”
    -My brother, September 7th, 2021

  • @MatthewPaul92
    @MatthewPaul92 2 роки тому +617

    6:47
    Fun fact: during the development stage for The Lion King the plot was going to center around this rivalry between lions and baboons, and Scar himself was a baboon. So perhaps that was suppose to be a nice inside joke the people working on the movie.

    • @voltekthecyborg7898
      @voltekthecyborg7898 2 роки тому +16

      That would've been a great movie, actually. Rivalry between baboons and lions

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 роки тому +15

      Could've also included Baboons betraying Antelopes

  • @tabithachastain6999
    @tabithachastain6999 2 роки тому +407

    The bit about Simba eating the bugs that ate his father is actually rather cool in that it furthers the circle of life.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 2 роки тому +16

      I like that notion.

    • @eslirastar666
      @eslirastar666 2 роки тому +12

      It wouldn't have been the same bugs though considering Mufasa had just been killed and the insects were found the same day under a log presumably miles away in the jungle.

    • @hectorbarbossa4403
      @hectorbarbossa4403 2 роки тому +10

      @@eslirastar666 he didnt mean the exact same individuals just the same species

    • @s.z.9517
      @s.z.9517 Рік тому +2

      Hakuna matata.

    • @gaaraofthefunk7163
      @gaaraofthefunk7163 Рік тому +2

      No wonder he can always hear him calling: “SIIIMBA” lmao 😂

  • @ExtZoan
    @ExtZoan 2 роки тому +15

    9:09 bro that Mark Zuckerberg

    • @curses_rule
      @curses_rule Рік тому

      So I’m not the only one who thought that

    • @ExtZoan
      @ExtZoan Рік тому

      @@curses_rule no

  • @dshadowj9252
    @dshadowj9252 2 роки тому +3

    I thought Scar had the baboons skull to make the lions think Rafiki was dead.

  • @jayryan210
    @jayryan210 3 роки тому +876

    2:45
    This actually helped me on my biology quiz. There was a question about what would happen if a clownfish were to be put in freshwater and what would be the best environment for the fish.

    • @mayhemmay6587
      @mayhemmay6587 2 роки тому +51

      See mom memes are educational

    • @im_sour7102
      @im_sour7102 2 роки тому +17

      That’s cool! I have clownfish band they’ve been laying eggs. But kind of the babies ever survive. My parents are always like, “something else eats them.” And now I know that it’s actually just them eating the eggs-

    • @tjayvilla8934
      @tjayvilla8934 2 роки тому +12

      @@mayhemmay6587 idk where the hell you get memes but this dude is spitting facts about nature

    • @mayhemmay6587
      @mayhemmay6587 2 роки тому +5

      @@tjayvilla8934 ik right love is

  • @glint3924
    @glint3924 3 роки тому +397

    I never flushed my dead fish down the toilet despite my parents asking me to, they don't know how much disrespectful that is to just treat them like shit.

    • @birdgirl8390
      @birdgirl8390 2 роки тому +72

      RIGHT! A pet is part of the family and has to be respected! Even a small fish.

    • @litzyreavaldez8309
      @litzyreavaldez8309 2 роки тому +11

      @@birdgirl8390 you can always eat the fish. Good people eat dogs.

    • @litzyreavaldez8309
      @litzyreavaldez8309 2 роки тому

      Cool

    • @eggmanslocker4942
      @eggmanslocker4942 2 роки тому

      Literally

    • @crazycat271
      @crazycat271 2 роки тому +23

      We buried ours. The chickens dug him up and ate him the next day. 😬

  • @jasonjarrels6948
    @jasonjarrels6948 2 роки тому

    I just lost my father and i gotta tell you man..your comical/facts is making me feel happy. Thank you

  • @goldeneagle8740
    @goldeneagle8740 2 роки тому +2

    To make it even darker:
    There are a few marabou storks in the beginning of the movie during the circle of life scene. They possibly ate the body after the insects got through.
    Think about that, it's all connected.

  • @Alteori
    @Alteori 3 роки тому +4627

    OMFG I LOVE THIS CHANNEL!!!!! 🤣 It's like film theory, Mr Ballen, and Tier zoo mixed into one gloriously heaven-sent content machine. Genius!

    • @VegaFic
      @VegaFic 3 роки тому +15

      Came here from your post!

    • @TitusPrime1995
      @TitusPrime1995 3 роки тому +11

      Also came from your post! Love your content

    • @WhyIsThisNecessary
      @WhyIsThisNecessary 3 роки тому +9

      This changed my whole view of finding Nemo, now it's just dark and deadly 😂😂

    • @Jokerzhat
      @Jokerzhat 3 роки тому +7

      Yo its Alteori, did this get recommended to me because of you? It literally just showed up today and now I'm binging.

    • @nellymendiola6409
      @nellymendiola6409 3 роки тому +5

      Hi alteori

  • @kosei8338
    @kosei8338 3 роки тому +2217

    Me sees the title: I already love this

    • @insufficientfunds7689
      @insufficientfunds7689 3 роки тому +14

      Right

    • @lcfishing859
      @lcfishing859 3 роки тому +12

      Me: what child hood

    • @axethical
      @axethical 3 роки тому +10

      Me: sees this comment
      Me again: cringe

    • @KanyeEast__
      @KanyeEast__ 3 роки тому +4

      @@axethical me seeing your pfp :cringe

    • @axethical
      @axethical 3 роки тому +4

      @@KanyeEast__ ah yes a show that is older than you are is cringe

  • @isoniazidsive
    @isoniazidsive 2 роки тому +2

    i love watching this guy because it makes me feel included yk? he gives phobia warnings and doesnt discriminate

  • @Zoinkster.
    @Zoinkster. 2 роки тому +4

    "they have a longer wingspan then lo-"
    IM DYING 😂😂

  • @SkylorKatiman
    @SkylorKatiman 3 роки тому +450

    "theyd be under more pressure than a firstborn with immigrant parents" YOOO TOO REAL TOO REAL

  • @kalinaxbiss7210
    @kalinaxbiss7210 2 роки тому +982

    This man is teaching me more about animals then school ever did.

    • @pittayayas
      @pittayayas 2 роки тому +24

      He should have taught you the difference between "then" and "than"

    • @kalinaxbiss7210
      @kalinaxbiss7210 2 роки тому +11

      @@pittayayas -_- your not funny-

    • @pittayayas
      @pittayayas 2 роки тому +17

      @@kalinaxbiss7210 or the difference between your and you're.
      Get a grip 🤡🤡🤡

    • @xaiverbrown1935
      @xaiverbrown1935 2 роки тому +1

      Facts

    • @user-rv3tt9kb7n
      @user-rv3tt9kb7n 2 роки тому +1

      @@kalinaxbiss7210 you’re*

  • @ld_raine4247
    @ld_raine4247 2 роки тому

    I've watched a ton of your videos now, but since you were so kind as to put a Spider Warning up, you've now got my deepest respect and sub

  • @collinsnow2203
    @collinsnow2203 2 роки тому

    Mad respect for the trypo warning, I legitimately have that and didn’t think others took it seriously!

  • @seanfrance3182
    @seanfrance3182 3 роки тому +129

    “If you’re one of those kids, you’re a murderer..” lol, classic

  • @H0SANNA
    @H0SANNA 2 роки тому +1042

    So Marlin developed psychosis over the trauma of losing his wife and children and hallucinates Nemo to cope? Damn…

    • @Swivelbot
      @Swivelbot 2 роки тому +19

      the fact that finding dory exists disproves this metaphor

    • @shelazy_wolf1
      @shelazy_wolf1 2 роки тому +35

      Well, if he really developed psychosis and hallucinated Nemo, how come everyone sees him as well? Are they also hallucinating? If you ask me, it makes no flippin' sense 🤣

    • @chaitanyameena1980
      @chaitanyameena1980 2 роки тому +7

      @@shelazy_wolf1 what if its all in his imagination

    • @Violetbunnyfish
      @Violetbunnyfish 2 роки тому +7

      Nah, his wife ate all their children, so he hallucinated the barracuda to cope

    • @H0SANNA
      @H0SANNA 2 роки тому +7

      @@shelazy_wolf1 Everyone in the film is a hallucination inside Marlin’s mind 🤯

  • @shelazy_wolf1
    @shelazy_wolf1 2 роки тому +7

    0:30 "What if his wife squad wiped his family and he was so traumatized that he blamed an imaginary barracuda for the mass genocide of his children?"
    Jesus

  • @wrenchedfoxbody
    @wrenchedfoxbody Рік тому +1

    "If you're one of those kids, you're a murderer." LOL damn.

  • @calebgonzalez1651
    @calebgonzalez1651 3 роки тому +552

    5:00 "Hakuna her tatas..." 😂

  • @user-eu4bq8wn8w
    @user-eu4bq8wn8w 3 роки тому +226

    “ not stuck in the dryer step siblings “🤣🤣🤣

  • @thomasthornhill3020
    @thomasthornhill3020 2 роки тому +1

    Literally been watching these videos all day this guy is great

  • @ZirconiaGacha
    @ZirconiaGacha 2 роки тому +6

    Why do I now image a Nemo alternate ending where Marlin accidentally dies to Dory after she forgets that spine exists?

  • @magic_cfw
    @magic_cfw 3 роки тому +205

    I swear, the moment you have any shred of newfound respect for an animal species it always turns out that their emotional attachment goes 'that' far.

  • @hopkidokid
    @hopkidokid 3 роки тому +508

    "Not THIS kinda starving, starving for food"
    FAMM

    • @movedaccountscyayalls7119
      @movedaccountscyayalls7119 3 роки тому +7

      hol up

    • @MommaMela
      @MommaMela 3 роки тому +3

      Screamed at this part nd he showed her long neck nd shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂she was ready

  • @savannahvicenti3068
    @savannahvicenti3068 2 роки тому +2

    The dramatic music from the Incredibles is giving me life right now

  • @bekambekm3200
    @bekambekm3200 2 роки тому +5

    6:06... I mean he said In the movie that the cycle of life

  • @mikhaelreikoa.p.2495
    @mikhaelreikoa.p.2495 2 роки тому +291

    "what they really did was commit unintentional homicide"
    Jesus Christ

    • @shelazy_wolf1
      @shelazy_wolf1 2 роки тому

      Exactly

    • @connermckay4012
      @connermckay4012 Рік тому +8

      That’s the entire fishkeeping industry. Walk in to any American pet store, look at their fish section. Almost every fish there will die an unnatural and very painful death. The few lucky enough to survive are the ones that will be going to people who actually did an ounce of research. Out of hundreds of fish purchased, there might be maybe 10 sales that are going to someone of that description.

  • @mikaelafox6106
    @mikaelafox6106 3 роки тому +1008

    “…he would’ve done something to Nemo that no amount of fish therapy would ever heal…”
    Took my brain a second to catch up and then it died. 🤣😂

    • @greynotchristian
      @greynotchristian 3 роки тому +18

      great, i just subscribed and now i have to unsubscribe because of the terfiness

    • @motivated2473
      @motivated2473 2 роки тому +6

      Please explain xd

    • @mikaelafox6106
      @mikaelafox6106 2 роки тому +7

      @@motivated2473 You’re not really serious, are you? I just woke up so it’s taking time for my brain to wake up to figure out if you’re serious or not. 🤣

    • @barrycuda6866
      @barrycuda6866 2 роки тому +13

      @@mikaelafox6106 not everyone understands

    • @theantagonist2589
      @theantagonist2589 2 роки тому +76

      @@motivated2473 so Merlin will be the dominant female, right? And Nemo is the only male around, right? So basically...
      child r***

  • @Emo_Bunny2000
    @Emo_Bunny2000 2 роки тому +1

    Every time I watch these videos I have one more reason to stay inside and be an introvert. As it may give me reasons to stay inside, it's still interesting facts and despite me being trash at algebra, I still love to learn new things!

  • @Daflames51
    @Daflames51 2 роки тому +2

    It's funny because Jon Solo made a video disproving the hamlet link to lion king. Which is pretty good too.

  • @danicleckley5404
    @danicleckley5404 2 роки тому +103

    In a Lion King book adaptation or whatever they are called - Nala's mother rescued a male lion and banged him. Also, in the Lion's Guard, Nala's father makes an appearance. But Simba and Nala were relate because their mothers were related.

  • @OMGALEXG
    @OMGALEXG 3 роки тому +191

    The way he told Disney to respond sent me flying 🤣😭🤣🤣

  • @kyleadams4480
    @kyleadams4480 2 роки тому +1

    The phobia alert was a G move. Like earned.

  • @giovannicarrillo4967
    @giovannicarrillo4967 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you for making my childhood even better 😊

  • @ina2099
    @ina2099 3 роки тому +96

    This man do be teaching me more than my school does not to mention in an interesting way

  • @marieogolo5274
    @marieogolo5274 3 роки тому +355

    7:17 looks like a muppet villain

    • @goldensilence5841
      @goldensilence5841 3 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @realo3503
      @realo3503 3 роки тому +7

      8:54 muppet bird it’s called shoebill bird

    • @Guerrilla_Grodd
      @Guerrilla_Grodd 3 роки тому

      @@realo3503 It was commonly referred to as the Shoebill Stork, before they realised it's not a stork, but is in fact in a family of it's own. So it's just called a Shoebill now.

    • @realo3503
      @realo3503 3 роки тому

      @@Guerrilla_Grodd I know just put it bird their just because

    • @FreshZCORD
      @FreshZCORD 3 роки тому

      💀

  • @anthonyminimum
    @anthonyminimum Рік тому

    This was the very first video I’ve seen from you. You’re an amazing creator, keep up the good work!

  • @lucasforsman3679
    @lucasforsman3679 2 роки тому

    Shout out to this guy for giving us warnings acknowledging people’s general fear of spiders, you saved me there homie!

  • @bighi1669
    @bighi1669 3 роки тому +156

    I really appreciate the spider warning..this man is the goat Fr 😂😂

  • @rynterra5172
    @rynterra5172 3 роки тому +497

    When he said 'no fish don't drown but they can die from water intoxication'
    Actually-
    Fish can drown if you pull them backwards through water, their gills don't open properly and they end up suffocating with the lack of water

    • @todomomo1395
      @todomomo1395 3 роки тому +157

      So they don't drown they suffocate. Drowning is death by water inhalation.

    • @pikapop7777
      @pikapop7777 3 роки тому +80

      @@rachmae4180 as todomomo said the definition of drowning is death by water inhalation. Lacking oxygen is suffocation, so they don't drown they die from suffocation due to a lack of oxygen

    • @sslizard
      @sslizard 3 роки тому +5

      @@pikapop7777 So when people drown, do they die from the water itself or is it from the fact that the water is preventing them from breathing and they then suffocate since there's no oxygen?

    • @pikapop7777
      @pikapop7777 3 роки тому +30

      @@sslizard Drowning is a form of asphyxiation, caused by water filling the airways so the breathing is stopped. As such, death occurs when the brain is deprived of oxygen. So basically water fills your lungs and stops you from breathing and you die from the lack of oxygen. This doesn't happen to fish because inhaling water wouldn't asphyxiate them.

    • @5kr3aminMunk33
      @5kr3aminMunk33 2 роки тому +3

      @@pikapop7777 Well if they're being pulled backwards and the water doesn't open their gills properly then the water is impeding their ability to breathe, therefore drowning.

  • @YochevedDesigns
    @YochevedDesigns 2 роки тому +1

    I wish you'd do more of these at a slower pace, with more in depth information. I keep feeling like I'm getting teased! I'd love to see a series on creature that are in their own genetic branch, like the tautauga. Anything that is the "last living thing in this genus." is fascinating to me.

  • @panthera_
    @panthera_ 2 роки тому +5

    You forgot to mention that literally all Simba ate was bugs so there’s no way he’d have enough strength to fight anyway.

  • @4vtw
    @4vtw 3 роки тому +28

    I appreciate the fact that he put a warning for what was coming in a picture if it could be triggering. Mad respect for this guy.

  • @Aminooo24
    @Aminooo24 3 роки тому +85

    "Not stuck in the dryer siblings" 😂😭💀

  • @N3P_TUN3Z
    @N3P_TUN3Z 2 роки тому +2

    There’s an extra 3 seconds
    but this man is amazing

  • @mrdisaster5880
    @mrdisaster5880 2 роки тому

    I’m so glad I found this channel.

  • @davisdowell1986
    @davisdowell1986 3 роки тому +158

    "For the trenches" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @annabanana5041
    @annabanana5041 3 роки тому +96

    8:53 I’m a Zelda nerd so I didn’t think “what the heck is that giant scary bird” I thought “oh look a loftwing”

    • @datdamndog389
      @datdamndog389 2 роки тому +3

      Thank you for answering why it looked so familiar to me

  • @dolphinsfan8298
    @dolphinsfan8298 2 роки тому +1

    The mouth of the emerald boa is cool and "thank you" for showing us those cursed pictures

  • @christopheredwards452
    @christopheredwards452 2 роки тому

    He's so clean and well spoken

    • @dogfat.
      @dogfat. Рік тому

      This is normal, who do you hang out with? 😂

  • @WolfofWexlerStreet
    @WolfofWexlerStreet 3 роки тому +281

    I'm glad he put that trypophobia warning up. Woulda fucced up my whole night

    • @giese6718
      @giese6718 3 роки тому +2

      Ruined your 222😅

    • @mikekds7977
      @mikekds7977 2 роки тому +3

      What sucks is that I just found out I have that

  • @zedededdy8757
    @zedededdy8757 2 роки тому +36

    Fun fact: Water moving from higher concentration to lower concentration is diffusion. Water moving from higher concentration to lower concentration in the presence of semi permeable membrane is osmosis.

  • @Vigil_R6_
    @Vigil_R6_ Рік тому

    I now have chills running down my spine

  • @tye9713
    @tye9713 2 роки тому

    Bruh I gota subscribe straight forward answers is as good as it gets for future endeavors animal planet never been so direct n uncensored

  • @Klehan
    @Klehan 2 роки тому +67

    "But before he hakuna-ed her tatas." I DIED😂

  • @amipk5292
    @amipk5292 2 роки тому +77

    When he said he hopes he never has to see a baby pigeon I laughed out loud because my aunt raised pigeons for meat in our garage. No joke. I’ve eaten pigeon, and it’s actually a delicacy in many countries. My point is that I have seen a day old baby pigeon. And I thought it was cute.
    (PS: pigeon tastes sorta like in between chicken and duck)

    • @jasongibson1225
      @jasongibson1225 2 роки тому +3

      It's called squab and most people don't know that before pigeons were sky rats, they were domesticated birds bred for the purpose of consumption.

    • @shelazy_wolf1
      @shelazy_wolf1 2 роки тому

      Interesting

  • @emmik946
    @emmik946 2 роки тому +5

    6:26
    “Alas, poor Yorick... I knew him well.”

  • @solairstudios2443
    @solairstudios2443 2 роки тому +1

    I could listen to this dude talk about anything forever.

  • @cxgarettesgxcha664
    @cxgarettesgxcha664 2 роки тому +407

    7:57 *i've been staring at this for 10 minutes but my peanut brain still can't figure it out*

    • @charbelalam2648
      @charbelalam2648 2 роки тому +134

      I think you can see a mountain lion's face. But it's too pixelated

    • @eduardochavez7889
      @eduardochavez7889 2 роки тому +52

      @@charbelalam2648 oh shit you right, thanks bro I couldn't find it for the life of me

    • @blubberboy3276
      @blubberboy3276 2 роки тому +9

      @@charbelalam2648 thank u so much I was looking at that forever

    • @buggytoad3884
      @buggytoad3884 2 роки тому +6

      Same here lol

    • @canoefan1612
      @canoefan1612 2 роки тому +40

      @@charbelalam2648 I thought it was a snake because you could kinda see it's long body

  • @sortmeme9882
    @sortmeme9882 3 роки тому +71

    If I was lost on a island I would bring him

  • @dylanyoung465
    @dylanyoung465 2 роки тому +1

    me: "what the hell is up with that jaguar?"
    sasuke: "genjutsu"

  • @nauroticdax
    @nauroticdax 2 роки тому +6

    8:50 that's actually REALLY common in almost all animals if they are disembowelled the first thing they will do (after running if they can) is eat their own guts and there's a whole host of explanations some people say it's because it's looking for the source of pain some say they like the taste and some say it's because it's suffering and trying to die faster