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  • @diinkikot
    @diinkikot  2 місяці тому +107

    ermmm watch in 4K!!!
    if ur 18 or above and like coding or linux or art, u should join our club!!!
    discord.gg/nCBwjHzP6e
    cuh

    • @Bababoey3333
      @Bababoey3333 2 місяці тому +6

      i would but already have a femboy twink bf

    • @Hnxzxvr
      @Hnxzxvr 2 місяці тому +1

      No

    • @DeathSugar
      @DeathSugar 2 місяці тому

      1. why ?
      2. whats up with the chineese tones?

    • @Emkay209
      @Emkay209 2 місяці тому

      why do you have music verified channel

    • @Hnxzxvr
      @Hnxzxvr 2 місяці тому

      @AbongileMkololo-q4n they make music

  • @Voidkitty_
    @Voidkitty_ 2 місяці тому +1358

    >I use arch
    >I use Rust
    Yes diinki we can tell

    • @rosettaroberts8053
      @rosettaroberts8053 2 місяці тому +42

      They should use nixos instead.

    • @cupofdirtfordinner
      @cupofdirtfordinner 2 місяці тому

      @@rosettaroberts8053 diinki should use windows 8.1

    • @h4ndle_yt
      @h4ndle_yt 2 місяці тому +4

      @@rosettaroberts8053 how many of em are there?

    • @H3Music
      @H3Music 2 місяці тому +7

      @@h4ndle_yt thats the cool thing about nixos, reproducibility and stability. You just copy the configuration.

    • @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS
      @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@H3Musicim not sure but I think it was a joke about the pronoun they, as it is the plural form of he/her/it lol

  • @1ups_15
    @1ups_15 2 місяці тому +461

    "I code in rust"
    we're never beating the allegations guys

    • @comradepeter87
      @comradepeter87 2 місяці тому +26

      fr bro i can't say i code in rust without someone accusing me of being a furry 😭

    • @RustIsWinning
      @RustIsWinning 2 місяці тому

      What is that supposed to mean?

  • @stifskere7220
    @stifskere7220 2 місяці тому +316

    failure is not an Option, it's a Result

    • @coder436
      @coder436 2 місяці тому +5

      The best quote I've ever heard.

    • @sicikh
      @sicikh 2 місяці тому

      Option is isomorphic to Result, i. e. when failure has only one state (unit type it is). So, get operation on some collection, for example, by index have the return type of either T, the data, or failure, when the data is not present by that index. This can be represented by Result or, more idiomatic, by Option.
      So Option not only can indicate "absence" of data T, but the result of an operation, that can succeed or fail, and the caller have all of the context for that failure.

    • @stifskere7220
      @stifskere7220 Місяць тому

      @sicikh for semantics you use Result, but if your function may fail and there is no way to get a display of the error your code is impossible to debug, check thiserror library.

  • @KoopstaKlicca
    @KoopstaKlicca 2 місяці тому +285

    C# is for people who go to work, go home, and have a normal life outside of computers

    • @Rebelmoonlight61
      @Rebelmoonlight61 2 місяці тому +20

      can that place outside the computers really be considered "life"?

    • @eggnog97
      @eggnog97 2 місяці тому +20

      as a c# programmer, i dissaprove this statement

    • @someuser4166
      @someuser4166 2 місяці тому +7

      I started out with c++ but gradually started using c# more and more simply because of how many pre-made functions there are also nuget. But yeah I also pretty much just program to solve problems. I don't really care about programing, only art

    • @pexoto5093
      @pexoto5093 2 місяці тому +1

      absolutely terrifying

    • @fuzzylilpeach6591
      @fuzzylilpeach6591 2 місяці тому +5

      C# is the language for normies. Source: I am a c# dev

  • @sloshedtrain
    @sloshedtrain 2 місяці тому +302

    "i program in Rust" i could tell lol

    • @CallousCoder
      @CallousCoder 2 місяці тому

      The leftist hair, nose- and lip peircings gave it away? :D

  • @tsunami870
    @tsunami870 2 місяці тому +867

    Bro is the average rust programmer

    • @rubyciide5542
      @rubyciide5542 2 місяці тому +6

      Furrrrr oh shit

    • @jotarokujo312
      @jotarokujo312 2 місяці тому +8

      Bro? You mean that's a dude? I thought she was a sis

    • @neokot69
      @neokot69 2 місяці тому +6

      Oh no, i'm learning rust😨

    • @literallynull
      @literallynull 2 місяці тому +1

      erm... what the skibidi

    • @shroomer3867
      @shroomer3867 2 місяці тому +54

      Most straight and normal looking Rust programmer:

  • @youkofoxy
    @youkofoxy 2 місяці тому +117

    C is concrete.
    Assembly is Rock.

    • @Mutrax4706
      @Mutrax4706 2 місяці тому

      then what is binary code
      magma?

    • @noisetide
      @noisetide 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Mutrax4706 It's just lava...

    • @non_complete
      @non_complete 2 місяці тому +6

      @@Mutrax4706 IT IS THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE SIMULATION ENGINE! PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!

    • @sir_glyst768
      @sir_glyst768 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@non_complete and now i'm about to manually switch transistors instead of coding

  • @crism8868
    @crism8868 2 місяці тому +159

    If Cobol is a boomer that committed war crimes, JavaScript is a millennial that, when pointed out that his negligence resulted in war crimes being committed, answers "ahhh, eto, bleeeh 😅"

    • @shroomer3867
      @shroomer3867 2 місяці тому +21

      JavaScript is a neglectful parent who doesn't realize his lack of engagement with his child led to the creation of the most horrible and abominable code cases and behaviour imaginable.
      baNaNa

  • @rubyciide5542
    @rubyciide5542 2 місяці тому +197

    Rust is cplusplus for furries

    • @navneethgopal1211
      @navneethgopal1211 2 місяці тому +9

      Haha quoting Prime I see.

    • @user-sb5vt8iy5q
      @user-sb5vt8iy5q 2 місяці тому +2

      TRUE

    • @Emkay209
      @Emkay209 2 місяці тому +2

      cpp is THE coding language

    • @Hnxzxvr
      @Hnxzxvr 2 місяці тому +2

      @AbongileMkololo-q4nwell i can’t say anything different sense I code in both C and C++ but C is my go to

    • @johnpierre812
      @johnpierre812 2 місяці тому +1

      what is c++ is only know Rust and Rust--

  • @poupeuu
    @poupeuu 2 місяці тому +172

    in C++, you abuse the compiler
    in Rust, the compiler abuses you

    • @RustIsWinning
      @RustIsWinning 2 місяці тому +23

      What if I like that? 😳

    • @poupeuu
      @poupeuu 2 місяці тому +12

      @@RustIsWinning prerequisite

    • @KapiKaine
      @KapiKaine 3 дні тому +1

      I like dat too :33​@@RustIsWinning

  • @Shavix
    @Shavix 2 місяці тому +328

    I think I should start using Rust so female clothes magically start appearing on my body

    • @inertia_dagger
      @inertia_dagger 2 місяці тому +77

      I tried rust, really enjoyed it and then boom dysphoria
      Careful now...

    • @sadakatu.tanzil
      @sadakatu.tanzil 2 місяці тому +23

      In arch Linux (btw)

    • @zxq_5
      @zxq_5 2 місяці тому +15

      ​@@inertia_dagger
      I know 3 people that this happened to.
      I've been fine so far though.

    • @Shavix
      @Shavix 2 місяці тому +7

      @@sadakatu.tanzil I already had this step completed a year ago

    • @jm036
      @jm036 2 місяці тому

      @@inertia_dagger find god

  • @Avatu
    @Avatu 2 місяці тому +109

    Love your editing style

  • @LUAU_LMAO
    @LUAU_LMAO 2 місяці тому +141

    obligatory "but diinkiiiiiiii, what aboouut lua???"

    • @RachelAKAnw
      @RachelAKAnw 2 місяці тому +3

      Lua gang here 🤝

    • @ocsanik502
      @ocsanik502 2 місяці тому +12

      Lua: You used to code roblox games
      LuaC: You used to code roblox cheats
      LuaU: You currently code roblox games

    • @RachelAKAnw
      @RachelAKAnw 2 місяці тому +7

      @@ocsanik502 Me, who literally programmed Lua in Minecraft 👀

    • @diinkikot
      @diinkikot  2 місяці тому +50

      i love lua personally, it’s very fun embedding lua in C++ or rust projects

    • @Pepo..
      @Pepo.. 2 місяці тому +10

      @@RachelAKAnw computer craft ganggg!!!

  • @artyshan5944
    @artyshan5944 2 місяці тому +156

    Java and C#: you probably start writing a "Hello world" app with a UML diagram

    • @unityaa
      @unityaa 2 місяці тому +2

      Xd

    • @KozelPraiseGOELRO
      @KozelPraiseGOELRO 2 місяці тому +12

      Good old times when I used to use UML.
      A week ago.

    • @HelloThere-ki5zg
      @HelloThere-ki5zg Місяць тому

      Uml diagrams were my second lab during the 1st semester on SE. We had to code a Pokémon’s battle and then make a UML diagram of our project. That shit should be illegal or at least doing them by your hands in some shitty website. After that I’ve never used them again, thx idea

    • @Direitista_Patriota
      @Direitista_Patriota Місяць тому

      That's why I love Java. I guess I'm just not right in the head.

  • @KimmerTube
    @KimmerTube 2 місяці тому +23

    god damnit i was about to bingewatch your videos and then realized you barely have any, ur editing is really nice, keep it up

  • @alfiegordon9013
    @alfiegordon9013 2 місяці тому +161

    > no lisp
    bracketbros...

    • @sq3j4LQm
      @sq3j4LQm 2 місяці тому +23

      It's so over, lisp has fallen...

    • @JR13751
      @JR13751 2 місяці тому +1

      😢

    • @luciusmagn
      @luciusmagn 2 місяці тому +11

      we scheme back

    • @mgord9518
      @mgord9518 2 місяці тому +16

      Billions must indent

    • @Zirkorn
      @Zirkorn 2 місяці тому +4

      Millions must macro

  • @MisterN1
    @MisterN1 2 місяці тому +9

    WRONG! When you code in assembly your brain turns into Roller Coaster Tycoon. Props if anyone gets the reference. You also become schizophrenic, smoke a pack of cigarettes a day, and code an entire operating system from scratch in 64-bits.

  • @SolidSt8Dj
    @SolidSt8Dj 2 місяці тому +61

    The crab hungers. The crab will consume all. All will become crab. Resistance is futile.

    • @charlesmartin1972
      @charlesmartin1972 2 місяці тому +5

      ALL WILL BECOME CRAB

    • @plaintext7288
      @plaintext7288 2 місяці тому +5

      wverything evemtually evolves into a crab

    • @aleshen
      @aleshen 2 місяці тому

      the crab will consume all

    • @nanamacapagal8342
      @nanamacapagal8342 2 місяці тому +2

      Organisms become crabs. Words become crabs. NOW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES ARE BECOMING CRABS TOO???

    • @RustIsWinning
      @RustIsWinning 2 місяці тому +2

      Fax 📠🦀

  • @gathlolol4618
    @gathlolol4618 2 місяці тому +33

    rust and arch was very much expected

  • @ximbabaca
    @ximbabaca 2 місяці тому +52

    3:03 "what's meant to be a scripting language taking on simple and trivial tasks quickly stepped out of bound taking on complicated tasks that should be more optimized than what they currently are" this also could be said about javascript tbh

  • @illuminati1866
    @illuminati1866 2 місяці тому +46

    >Just saw that pops out in main page
    >Can't tell if you a guy or a girl
    >You said you use Rust
    >That's checks out

    • @JMaximusIX
      @JMaximusIX 2 місяці тому +1

      had the exact same thoughts but mind you there's more than 2 genders :)
      still wanna know what they identify as AHHHH

    • @JMaximusIX
      @JMaximusIX 2 місяці тому +15

      mind you there's not only boys and girls :)

    • @mgord9518
      @mgord9518 2 місяці тому

      ​@@JMaximusIXTrue, there are also men and women

    • @98SE
      @98SE Місяць тому +2

      @@JMaximusIX ^^^ This.

    • @KapiKaine
      @KapiKaine 3 дні тому

      Bg got a computer with an arch non binary neofetch terminal they prolly Non-Binaru

  • @themilkman3118
    @themilkman3118 2 місяці тому +56

    Rust devs: "I feel bad for you"
    Go devs: "I don't think about you at all"

  • @IdleIdk
    @IdleIdk 2 місяці тому +88

    gleeb bleeb

    • @diinkikot
      @diinkikot  2 місяці тому +28

    • @Yee_.
      @Yee_. 2 місяці тому +9

      That's gotta be a slur or something

  • @noahgeller392
    @noahgeller392 2 місяці тому +19

    Not all programming is for swe. Python has enabled so much science to happen.

    • @Hnxzxvr
      @Hnxzxvr 2 місяці тому +7

      Also so much sht to happen

    • @Alche_mist
      @Alche_mist 2 місяці тому +3

      Python is, I stand by this, the best programming language for non-programmers.

    • @comradepeter87
      @comradepeter87 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Alche_mist That's not even a hot take. If you don't have plans to become a programmer and just want to get shit done, Python is objectively better, because someone has probably already solved your sh*t for you and you just need to "import soln; soln.run()" and you're good to go.

    • @qwerte6948
      @qwerte6948 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Alche_mist and worse for ANY kind of programmer

    • @EggTamago7
      @EggTamago7 Місяць тому

      Kinda comes back to the “knowing its place” thing. I like Python, but seeing it shoe-horned into all kinds of places it doesn’t belong because some Python evangelist insisted gets old fast.

  • @vidal9747
    @vidal9747 2 місяці тому +6

    As a Fortran programmer I feel offended it wasn't included.

  • @fynn3112
    @fynn3112 2 місяці тому +112

    okay but where is holy c?

    • @Marketsentiment8
      @Marketsentiment8 2 місяці тому +8

      10/10 first chad

    • @iCrimzon
      @iCrimzon 2 місяці тому +5

      11/10 no competition, no need to compare

    • @eggnog97
      @eggnog97 2 місяці тому +1

      it ascended to part 2 of this video

    • @anime_erotika585
      @anime_erotika585 2 місяці тому

      In heaven

    • @Direitista_Patriota
      @Direitista_Patriota Місяць тому

      That would be unfair, especially since we would know that Holy C would win. 😂

  • @EricaCalman
    @EricaCalman 2 місяці тому +22

    If you code in python it means either you're doing something simple that's just slightly too complicated to be a bash script or you work for a company/organization that was too cheap to pay for a MATLAB license. I code in either C or matlab with nothing in between except when I'm forced to and its python.

    • @DantevanGemert
      @DantevanGemert 2 місяці тому +7

      If you use MATLAB you must be a masochist. Damn that language is awful to use

    • @_ClericalError_
      @_ClericalError_ 2 місяці тому +1

      @@DantevanGemert Well, to be fair to MATLAB, it isn't intended as a programming language, it is intended as an engineering tool. It would be like complaining about Maple or Mathematica. :)

    • @Nina-cd2eh
      @Nina-cd2eh 2 місяці тому +2

      It entirely depends. I know a shit ton of people, both in academia and in data analytics or AI that just don't like matlab/octave over python. Both programmers and non-programmers alike. Programmers want to use a programming language, and non-programmers want something accessible and generally versatile. Specifically those non-programmers tend to get their knowledge from postgrad CSE programs that generally won't teach Matlab. Python is accessible, easy to learn, and is not limited in its capabilities for Matlab work.
      So unless you're locked-in due to your company or research partners, or need something more domain specific and integrated like Simulink, there's no reason not to use Python.

    • @neromule
      @neromule 2 місяці тому

      Python + Numpy is just as good as Matlab for many usecases, and certain fields (machine learning in particular) have much more ressources in Python compared to Matlab.

    • @_ClericalError_
      @_ClericalError_ 2 місяці тому

      @neromule For machine learning stuff yeah there is a lot of coverage by Python, machine learning and IT arent the total of computer work though, thinking things like finite element analysis, thermal analysis, structural analysis, fluid process stuff, that kind of thing has a lot of representation in Matlab in industry but isn't common in Python. And of course Matlab has libraries to interface with all manner of commercial DAQs and measurement equipment, so there is almost no getting around it in some cases.
      Personally while I like Python, I think it is a lot like Excel spreadsheets where it is treated like a hammer looking for nails and is often applied inappropriately.

  • @ISuperI
    @ISuperI 2 місяці тому +13

    Part of my daily routine as an aspiring C/C++ Dev is trying to not go insane
    *task failed* but hey, I finally understand pointer arithmetic now :D

    • @Raspredval1337
      @Raspredval1337 2 місяці тому +1

      now learn value semantics a.k.a. RAII, template metaprogramming (+ SFINAE and concepts) and the purpose of std::launder 😈

    • @tsunami870
      @tsunami870 2 місяці тому

      @@Raspredval1337 useless stuff, c++ is a rabbit hole for the weak minded

    • @shroomer3867
      @shroomer3867 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Raspredval1337 get your stds out of here and stop laundering money

    • @Raspredval1337
      @Raspredval1337 2 місяці тому

      @@shroomer3867 iam not laundering money, but memory. Yes, memory can get dirty.

    • @maxoumimaro
      @maxoumimaro 2 місяці тому +4

      As good C++ dev, if you thought pointers were hard, you are not ready for template programming ^^'
      Also, most use case of pointers in C are very simple array indexing : pointer[index], there are only few use cases of more complex arithmetic.

  • @1ups_15
    @1ups_15 2 місяці тому +11

    I think python is extremely powerful for a lot of usecases actually, if you know how to use numpy, and if you're just a skilled programmer who knows about basic optimizations, python can be SO powerful, there's a reason it's used in so much places

    • @noahgeller392
      @noahgeller392 2 місяці тому

      100% True

    • @TJackson736
      @TJackson736 2 місяці тому

      Numpy, Numba, and Dask make Python much better. Python 4 is getting rid of the GIL to allow for native parallelism.
      Maybe you can make it get it to work efficiently enough to make money to rewrite the app in a faster lang.

  • @paxsevenfour
    @paxsevenfour 2 місяці тому +6

    Typescript is the Javascript version of the “This is fine” meme. It’s the equivalent of sticking your head in the sand and pretending that as long as you don’t see all the JS ugliness your code transpiles into it doesn’t affect you. Typescript is like some legal department at a large faceless company that hates its customers and employees came up with a super legal and not sneaky way at all to say “I’m not actually programming in JS” in order to try to avoid the liability.

  • @neromule
    @neromule 2 місяці тому +4

    Python doesn't know its place but javascript does??? Backend js frameworks and Electron apps are litteraly everywhere now, even in performance-critical applications. At least Python fully embraces the fact it's a scripting language in terms of syntax and concepts, and also that heavy-duty parts of the code are actually supposed to be implemented in C.

  • @LawnMeower
    @LawnMeower 2 місяці тому +11

    As a C++ programmer i appreciate how accurately you described us :3

    • @RustIsWinning
      @RustIsWinning 2 місяці тому

      Not winning but you deserve rank 2 or 3 at least.

  • @stefanalecu9532
    @stefanalecu9532 2 місяці тому +17

    I main PHP, I love seeing the haters get pissed off at the mere thought of someone using it, I live off of their venom.

    • @RustIsWinning
      @RustIsWinning 2 місяці тому

      So you are like me but PHP?? 🤔

  • @maxoumimaro
    @maxoumimaro 2 місяці тому +6

    Honestly, I just can't with people rating C over C++. Yes it's the OG blabla but C++ is just better than C in most of all matters outside simplicity. If you like C a lot, take C++, write mostly C and add just the few features you like from C++. Examples of features you might want :
    namespaces, templates, being able to implement defer statements, better static dispatch, no need to typedef structs, lambda functions, parts of the C++ standard library, enum class, a few OOP constructs that are just good such as lock_guard for mutex, std::variant instead of unions, just attaching a function to a struct, auto keyword...
    You will still be able to write your C-ish code, you can still interop with C in both ways. C++ is a giant toolbox, you can find whatever feats your boat and use just that.

    • @comradepeter87
      @comradepeter87 2 місяці тому +1

      Everytime someone recommends C++ they always miss literally the main point why people avoid it -- it's hard to control what features the whole organisation might use. I've done work in embedded, and it's important you keep the language simple so the codegen is predictable. Sure, you can do that in C++ (and I'd honestly like some C++ features like methods on structs). But once you introduce C++, you've opened Pandora's box and people will inevitably try to be clever. You can't really fight in code review all the time (afterall, why did you even allow C++ if you want us to use it like C?), it hampers productivity. So, in essence, C is used, because it's a compile-time check that you don't write C++. Now, you get to restrict the domain of C++ you want to work in, and compiler will check it for you.

    • @Internetzspacezshipz
      @Internetzspacezshipz Місяць тому +1

      C++ is honestly just so incredible. I’m so damn happy to be able to work in it.

  • @kriszenn1125
    @kriszenn1125 2 місяці тому +8

    C is God's programming language.
    C++ is the object-oriented programming language of a pagan deity.

    • @Hnxzxvr
      @Hnxzxvr 2 місяці тому +3

      C is goat

    • @RexSacriticulus
      @RexSacriticulus 2 місяці тому +2

      You're thinking HolyC.

    • @RustIsWinning
      @RustIsWinning 2 місяці тому +1

      C is boooring and for dinosaurs ♿️

    • @kriszenn1125
      @kriszenn1125 2 місяці тому +1

      @@RustIsWinning You are boring.

    • @RustIsWinning
      @RustIsWinning 2 місяці тому

      @kriszenn1125 Not true :(
      People like my polls etc etc...

  • @tacobabyman1215
    @tacobabyman1215 Місяць тому +1

    You 100% are not someone who gets work done.
    Python is fast,
    Java is great,
    C++ is not a successor to C
    Do you program at all?

  • @Handle8196
    @Handle8196 2 місяці тому +2

    I look forward to your thoughts on Fortran, Lisp, Basic, and Ada.

    • @Handle8196
      @Handle8196 2 місяці тому +1

      My inital thoughts:
      Fortran: "Don't touch that. It works."
      Lisp: "What do you mean 'machine'? Lisp works in the realm of Platonic Forms, right?"
      Ada: You have a security clearance, you're into bondage, and are entirely honest about that in your yearly polygraph.
      Basic: What you used to make a prime number generator on the Vic-20 on display at the K-Mart while your parents were shopping for coats and pastrami. Good Times. Nobody lets you code on store display machines anymore.

  • @arthurnoisetier1070
    @arthurnoisetier1070 2 місяці тому +2

    I'm not sure what kind of channel i stumbled upon but honestly that was accurate asf (someone finally complimented me for using C i will cry)

  • @CorneliusCornbread
    @CorneliusCornbread 2 місяці тому +20

    Java being slow is actually a misconception, most JVM implementations area actually really fast and depending on the workload you aren't too far off from C++. There are even implementations of Java's compiler than can compile down to native code. C# is actually comparatively much slower than Java, even when comparing some sort of C# to native compiler with Java's equivalent.
    It's a shame because C# has waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay nicer syntax and language features. Though Java has been adding some nice new features to catch up... but so has C# soooooooo...

    • @Mr-Sinister
      @Mr-Sinister 2 місяці тому +5

      Agreed on most points. But I'd rather have some stable Java syntax and stable library than having to update .NET every year and dealing with Breaking Changes they introduce every now and then. Things were simpler when we had only .NET Framework 4.5, even though it wasn't cross-platform. At least it could be depended upon.

    • @stefanalecu9532
      @stefanalecu9532 2 місяці тому +3

      You can't expect a Rust dev to accurately portray other languages anyway

    • @shroomer3867
      @shroomer3867 2 місяці тому

      My first language was C++ and then Python, C and Java.
      Java feels older than both C and C++ somehow.

    • @milasudril
      @milasudril 2 місяці тому

      The problem with Java (and C#) is that it forces you to do heap allocations, and virtual function calls. Therefore, it is slower than C (function pointers), C++ (inheritance, type erasure), or Rust (traits). You can do vtables in C, C++, or Rust, but it is opt-in.

    • @Mr-Sinister
      @Mr-Sinister 2 місяці тому +1

      @@milasudril It's not a problem if you sign for heap allocations. It's a trade-off by design, these languages have different application areas. Like C is mostly for low level stuff nowadays, like writing operating systems, kernel modules, drivers, embedded stuff. Yes you can use it for anything, but the cost will be less productivity, lack of abstractions when the project becomes to big to maintain by a small team or even one person, not to mention dealing with memory. With Rust you get memory safety but with some productivity loss, because you'd have to design it that way so compiler is happy with lifetimes of all variables, probably will require to refactor more often, but the result is same performance and a better abstraction than C.
      C++ provides OOP which is a fine abstraction for many things like video games, and there is sufficient safe memory management things in the recent standards.
      Languages like Java and C# are good for those occasions where heap allocations and garbage collection is not critical, like server applications. And they provide better productivity, which is good for many businesses, also maintaining such code is much easier than those of C/C++, Rust.
      Besides, in any language with GC you can avoid heap allocations when you need to (it's good for video games), just as long as you manage your code the way that you create objects in the initialization place and avoid allocating them in critical places like rendering, also in Java you can choose garbage collector algorithm.
      Yes, these languages are not good for Real Time use for obvious reasons. But that's the point, you choose an instrument for your task. You don't just use C or Rust for everything.

  • @lipamanka
    @lipamanka 2 місяці тому +2

    my programming language is toki pona, what does that say about me

  • @bobdavelisafrank_4850
    @bobdavelisafrank_4850 2 місяці тому +2

    assembly! you program your own entire environment around yourself, crafting every abstraction from absolute scratch, but able to compose and cross fundamental language infrastructure and runtime at will. i *literally* have booklets around me of scrawled out masses of notes for reading and writing x86 machine code in octal, a holy prep so that one day i may sit down before an 8088 machine code monitor and build an entire runtime from my keyboard

    • @Steeyuv
      @Steeyuv Місяць тому

      And I did that, but on an IBM mainframe. Old guy from 1980 here, of course.

  • @MasIndie
    @MasIndie 25 днів тому +1

    I just started programming in python 💀

  • @JordanPlayz158
    @JordanPlayz158 2 місяці тому +9

    I use Java, I tried out Kotlin, I like it better but Java still does have a special place being the first language I learned

    • @FirstWizardZorander
      @FirstWizardZorander 2 місяці тому +5

      Also, it isn't slow. It's the frameworks with tons of reflection that make it slow

    • @JordanPlayz158
      @JordanPlayz158 2 місяці тому +4

      @FirstWizardZorander yeah, it is always funny Java is called slow, compared to C, yeah but most other higher level languages are wayy slower last I knew, JavaScript probably comparable (only because it is the language of choice on the web so it has a lot of people making optimizations to the JS engines), Python I want to say is wayyyyy slower than Java, etc.

  • @NathanLundmark
    @NathanLundmark 2 місяці тому +1

    As someonw who as done assembly programming for complex things, I can assure you that the scattered notes happen very quickly

  • @lennymclennington
    @lennymclennington 2 місяці тому +2

    Rust took its resource management model (RAII) from C++, Rust's unique offering is not preventing "memory leaks", it's preventing undefined behaviour and statically enforcing ownership (which is a concept that also exists in C++ since C++11, just not with compile time enforcement). You can easily leak memory in safe Rust.
    I also like Rust for its powerful enums, pattern, traits, and async, but those are not its main offering... Though neither is preventing "memory leaks".

    • @RustIsWinning
      @RustIsWinning 2 місяці тому +1

      People always mix up memory leak with memory corruption :(

  • @rinatdemchenko9096
    @rinatdemchenko9096 2 місяці тому +4

    I can't even tell if this is a joke video and you are just making an impression of average rust programmer or not because of how much these opinions scream " i use arch btw" and "There is only one correct way to program".

    • @stefanalecu9532
      @stefanalecu9532 2 місяці тому +1

      It wouldn't surprise me if this video was 100% real, although you can't expect Rust devs to accurately describe other languages because Rust is the only language you should use

    • @shroomer3867
      @shroomer3867 2 місяці тому

      I'm Rusting away and losing it

    • @comradepeter87
      @comradepeter87 2 місяці тому +1

      @@stefanalecu9532 bro you're making the same reply under all comments 💀 This isn't really a Rust thing (I also main Rust and I'd like to think I'm fairly objective at looking at other languages -- Go is awesome, C++ is kinda nice, C is fuckin' awesome, etc.), it's more of a junior dev thing where they've explored a smaller solution space and the local optima they find is the best thing they've found for them.

  • @Berkshire-Hathaway
    @Berkshire-Hathaway 2 місяці тому +6

    Loved your video! :D Your editing is great.
    Missed Nix though :( haha
    Cheers,
    A NixOS user

    • @thealmostfreerunner
      @thealmostfreerunner 2 місяці тому +2

      God I wouldn't wish programming in nix on my worst enemy.
      Sincerely, a nixos user

    • @Berkshire-Hathaway
      @Berkshire-Hathaway 2 місяці тому

      @@thealmostfreerunner I don't like the Nix language too ^^ It's a compromise I needed to make so I can use the Operating System of my choice. I like everything about NixOS, just not its programming language. It's awful, just like its documentation.
      Cheers,
      A NixOS User

    • @angeldude101
      @angeldude101 2 місяці тому

      Nix is unironically my favorite programming environment for writing untyped lambda calculus. Seriously, implementing church encoding in Nix is _sooo_ satisfying.

    • @Berkshire-Hathaway
      @Berkshire-Hathaway 2 місяці тому

      I have to maybe correct my myself there. Nix is a good, a probably brilliant programming language but I just haven’t gotten around to properly learning it. And it’s not very transparent to beginners 😅

  • @3ahptk
    @3ahptk 2 місяці тому +5

    JS/TS is a temporary way to bootstrap my c code compiled into webassembly 4:10

  • @TECHYPRC
    @TECHYPRC 2 місяці тому

    I love this video's ❤ the style sound effects everything

  • @yapeansa
    @yapeansa 2 місяці тому

    I couldn't help but notice your shirt... and I have to ask: what do you think is the best album of nevermore?
    I loved the video! Simply fantastique!

  • @Zooiest
    @Zooiest 2 місяці тому +4

    You can go even lower than assembly, with machine code. There are like 3 or 4 of us in the entire world, but I can encode some simple instructions for IA-32e (instruction format for x64 CPUs) and punch the bits and bytes into memory to execute them.
    Then, of course, there's microcode that uses logic gates and stuff to actually define inside the CPU how instructions should be executed. I would try to learn that too, but I'm afraid I don't have the tooling or knowledge for that, and I haven't found any online guides for it.

    • @guillermotoro2342
      @guillermotoro2342 2 місяці тому

      But currently, what's the point for that?

    • @Zooiest
      @Zooiest 2 місяці тому

      @guillermotoro2342 none in terms of practicality, unless I want to build a compiler from scratch at some point. Other than that, it's also just a cool skill to have.

  • @marsbarOnMars
    @marsbarOnMars 2 місяці тому

    your editing is so insanely well done I'm so impressed?? insta subscribe

  • @davidwang7489
    @davidwang7489 Місяць тому

    I thought the punchline to the PHP programmer's favorite food joke was going to be "spaghetti".

  • @iswhatheis
    @iswhatheis 2 місяці тому +1

    Javascript is like someone whose new to fighting games, mashes buttons aand jumped around everywhere yet somehow keeps winning.

  • @scoffpickle9655
    @scoffpickle9655 2 місяці тому

    I just found this channel and it is AMAZING!

  • @anonymouskitten4715
    @anonymouskitten4715 2 місяці тому +5

    I have two moods, strong type system (rust) and aggressively dynamic type system (lua)

  • @PeonyNopes
    @PeonyNopes 2 місяці тому +1

    Why am I only discovering this gold now?

  • @VauxhaIIOpel
    @VauxhaIIOpel 2 місяці тому +1

    i appreciate the comparison of COBOL to the likes of Henry Kissinger but the thing is Kissinger actually died

  • @TheJesterElectronic
    @TheJesterElectronic 2 місяці тому

    thank you diinki for this video

  • @alexryder4397
    @alexryder4397 2 місяці тому

    POST MORE!! LOVE IT!

  • @derflimflam
    @derflimflam 2 місяці тому +4

    Cobol fucking RULES! Its still here because nothing can replace it.

    • @Hungarian_subtext
      @Hungarian_subtext Місяць тому +1

      Java is replacing Cobol. But the process is slow.

    • @derflimflam
      @derflimflam Місяць тому

      @Hungarian_subtext financial institutions are still hiring new (barely under 40) devs and teaching them cobol otj.

  • @roolark
    @roolark 2 місяці тому +2

    in the GIS world, you're lucky to find devs. Most will have varying levels of competence with Python (what most GIS scripts use), some can do JS but TS is a heavy lift for some reason... the rarest are the C# devs who can create ArcGIS Pro add-ins and/or standalone GIS apps.

    • @tsunami870
      @tsunami870 2 місяці тому +1

      @@roolark I think bro likes GIS

    • @roolark
      @roolark 2 місяці тому

      @tsunami870 I have my PhD in geography (GIS and remote sensing)... yeah I like it lol. Did you mean your bro likes it?

  • @BinaryFabricator
    @BinaryFabricator 2 місяці тому

    I did C/C++ for 20+ years, C# for 10+, and am now a full stack web developer. Have lots of experience in all the languages you mention except PHP. I wish I could give 10k thumbs up!! Awesome video!

  • @kyledoran1671
    @kyledoran1671 2 місяці тому +1

    AS an assembly programmer I agree! However you disrespected my brain, it's not a CPU, it's just a stack. Something something funny joke syscall

  • @daltro010101
    @daltro010101 2 місяці тому

    Make this one but for some of the most popular (hard thing to precise) JS libraries would be awesome too, heh. Nice video!

  • @someuser4166
    @someuser4166 2 місяці тому

    So I started out with c++ but after a couple of years moved over to c# and yeah the description here is pretty accurate. I just code to solve a problem, I don't really care about programing. It's just a tool to me. I mostly care about art and animation and most of the software I make is just to improve my production pipeline for drawing

  • @Bakerman0
    @Bakerman0 2 місяці тому +1

    “Your brain is a cpu and it runs linux” beautiful

  • @JEndless2025
    @JEndless2025 2 місяці тому +1

    So Cobol is the Henry Kissinger of programming languages? I hear people ask "Why are you still alive?" about both.

  • @banisan2035
    @banisan2035 2 місяці тому

    As a C# and Angular/TS dev who just goes to work, does some work, then goes home - blissfully leaving the world of programming behind until the next morning breaks - I appreciate your takes.
    Also Python is my friend and I worry about him. He's kind and caring but doesn't realize that he is sacrificing his own integrity to please everyone around him.

  • @VidNudistKid
    @VidNudistKid 2 місяці тому

    Languages I enjoy coding in:
    C+ (C++ but with a lot of C patterns that C++ has "better" ways of doing the same thing)
    Python
    6502 assembly
    Not too long ago if you wanted to make a non-static web site you needed to do JavaScript for client-side and/or PHP (or Perl) for server-side. There were basically no other options.

  • @bomberfish77
    @bomberfish77 2 місяці тому +4

    obligatory "where swift" (i am swift's #1 fan)

  • @Jango1989
    @Jango1989 2 місяці тому

    I love your videos so much. I always feel so painfully and acutely, accurately called out 😂😂

  • @henryfleischer404
    @henryfleischer404 Місяць тому

    I mostly use C#, because game development, but when I get the chance, I prefer to use Ruby. I like how aggressively object-oriented Ruby is, and I use Interactive Ruby instead of a calculator.

  • @moritzscheuerle9447
    @moritzscheuerle9447 2 місяці тому +19

    Java is not slow. Compare them to other high level languages

    • @tsunami870
      @tsunami870 2 місяці тому +1

      @@moritzscheuerle9447 it's slow, even slower than C#

    • @stefanalecu9532
      @stefanalecu9532 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@tsunami870 source: I made it the fuck up (or I've tried Java 15 years ago). Sleeping hard on GraalVM, I see

    • @tsunami870
      @tsunami870 2 місяці тому

      @@stefanalecu9532 yeah pretty much, but I think they're pretty similar in performance. I think C# may have had an edge in the past now that JVMs are finally getting better optimizations

    • @jam_4769
      @jam_4769 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@stefanalecu9532I'm pretty sure c# is faster. And the question is what is your source to prove wrong?

    • @jorionedwards
      @jorionedwards 2 місяці тому

      I'm aware that benchmarks don't represent real world performance, but against relevant comparisons on the benchmarks game website show Java consistently falling behind both in speed and with cycles used. The only exception is Go lang where the performance is comparable.

  • @krisztianmagyari3219
    @krisztianmagyari3219 2 місяці тому +1

    How can one hate on the literal substrate our banks are still built upon?? Its like disrespecring C except even older...

  • @NCR_TROOPER500
    @NCR_TROOPER500 2 місяці тому

    The 4:3 format in your videos is very stylish

  • @asdfghyter
    @asdfghyter 2 місяці тому +1

    5:55 i knew the moment i saw your hair color that you code in rust :P

  • @alarik2187
    @alarik2187 2 місяці тому +3

    I use c and python: the perfect balance between good and awful

    • @mb2776
      @mb2776 2 місяці тому

      Ngl, started in visual basic more than 20 years ago, got into python but idk c looks soo clean ❤

  • @vuurniacsquarewave5091
    @vuurniacsquarewave5091 2 місяці тому +1

    Programming is just a hobby for me and I have to go with assembly because I code for old stuff. Ok and C# to create custom dev tools. I haven't gone insane so far even though I've had to implement very object-oriented-like things in assembly to make a game engine.

  • @johnpauliii8868
    @johnpauliii8868 Місяць тому

    OK so I program in go and assembly, I wear button up shirts and drink coffee, and have high quality art strewn across my desk and tell everyone I meet about who the rightful heir to the British throne actually is

  • @daemon_zero
    @daemon_zero 2 місяці тому +2

    Oh my... I'm halfway through and had a fine time already. Absolutely agree on Python.
    I'm a C++ student, and might possibly be over there already. Tried Kotlin, got bored, might come back later. Considered Go (Ken Thompson, tired of pain). Cusp of GenX and Millenial (got both sides covered here).
    Yeah, C++ was probably a misstep indeed. But still an interesting language, still like it more than C. It's trying to evolve and have the potential to become a safe language with ever more awful synthax. Which is a barrier of entry that allow C++ people to be the closet elitists they are (I can't say "we" yet, I'm not that good at it).
    So why not learn Rust, right? It makes sense for someone as young as you, but not me. I don't have a few decades to spare while Qt is rewritten to Rust. lol

  • @Avatu
    @Avatu 2 місяці тому +4

    New video yaay ^-^

  • @oneilmw
    @oneilmw 2 місяці тому +1

    Bytecode is the language that all Assembly eventually becomes. It is the substrate that all Assembly is built on. 10/10 everyone should program in bytecode.
    Edit: If you program in bytecode you might be an llm.

  • @Rowlesisgay
    @Rowlesisgay 2 місяці тому +2

    I've decided to learn Cobol for you.

  • @freepointsgals609
    @freepointsgals609 2 місяці тому

    Python. Had a java class, didn't know wtf was happening, went "Python is easier right?", taught myself with a yt video, went through numerical analysis boot camp, and now it's my bread and butter. Not trying to be a great programmer, just want something to execute the ideas I have. It's just a fancy calculator to me.

  • @S41L0R
    @S41L0R 2 місяці тому

    I'm honestly really happy with the feedback I get from the rust compiler because it's all valid criticism.

  • @noisetide
    @noisetide 2 місяці тому

    We are finally compiling with this one!!! 🗣🔥🔥🔥💻

  • @MultiDeivas
    @MultiDeivas Місяць тому

    Those who knew java either have moved to Kotlin or are about to, probably one of the most fun languages to write with imo with how condensed it can be :D

  • @codephilosopher
    @codephilosopher 2 місяці тому +3

    I work with Go and C , it works for me.

    • @iCrimzon
      @iCrimzon 2 місяці тому

      Go is zoomer C, but im too scared to work in C so i use Zig

  • @owencmyk
    @owencmyk 2 місяці тому +2

    As a game developer, I've had many people diss me for using Python and talk big game about how it doesn't scale well, but I've surpassed all of those people now and I haven't run into any issues. People have told me:
    - It can't make complicated projects
    - You can't make games with Python
    - It'll never run as an EXE
    - If it does run as an EXE, the filesize will be too big
    - Your games won't run well
    None of that was true. The filesize thing is *kinda* true, because there is some added filesize, but it's less than any engine I've ever seen so I don't see it as an issue.
    Python isn't perfect of course, but its drawbacks are heavily exaggerated and mostly non-issues from my experience

    • @mb2776
      @mb2776 2 місяці тому

      It's a dream to use it for AI projects with the keras API!

  • @50-50_Grind
    @50-50_Grind 2 місяці тому

    I believe everything said in this video.
    I'm gonna use it during my next job interview.

  • @timoteogarcia1581
    @timoteogarcia1581 2 місяці тому

    Lol! You said exactly the same about me in your what your distro says about you video. 😂

  • @boo_1096
    @boo_1096 2 місяці тому +3

    Lisp? Scheme, even?

  • @1ups_15
    @1ups_15 2 місяці тому +1

    A lot of people complain about the performance of javascript, but in my experience, if you use it for what it was made for (web pages), and if you're complaining about the performance, it's just a skill issue

  • @kiyasuihito
    @kiyasuihito 2 місяці тому

    I find c++ to be way easier than c. Polymorphism also helps ensure type safety.

  • @husseinkizz
    @husseinkizz 2 місяці тому +1

    Your nerd vibes are killing me really, wish I could subscribe 1 million times, this is so good, oh my :)

  • @SimGunther
    @SimGunther 2 місяці тому +1

    Their own programming language: Congrats, you are 1/0

  • @makkusaiko
    @makkusaiko 2 місяці тому

    The amount of times I have been asked for coding help with python, and then its just MetaTrader scripts (it happened twice, but twice too many, i dont even know python)

  • @littleeraserman
    @littleeraserman 2 місяці тому +11

    At some point in the near future the mainstream will realise just how good modern PHP is and how elegant the tooling for it has become and there will be this renaissance of companies switching to it again.

    • @SystemSearcher
      @SystemSearcher 2 місяці тому +7

      And then it will get utterly horrible again because companies will force their current practices into it again until it barely functions again

    • @zionklinger2264
      @zionklinger2264 2 місяці тому +4

      As someone who used to work with PHP (through no fault of my own), yes new PHP is a totally fine language, not as memeably bad as old PHP, but most of the PHP that exists in code bases is old af since it was a corporate golden child of yore and has fallen out of style. So if a job says PHP I immediately reconsider. You might get to work in new PHP one hour out of every 100 and the rest of the time it's 2007 and my parents are getting a divorce, and I'm just trying to set up a fkin WordPress.

    • @littleeraserman
      @littleeraserman 2 місяці тому +1

      @@zionklinger2264 Haha well, I am working with a fairly old and terrible PHP codebase on a regular basis so I think your assessment is spot on. Whenever I get to actually implement something new or work with modern PHP features though, I honestly love what it offers. It's a very comfy language.

    • @sloshedtrain
      @sloshedtrain 2 місяці тому

      PHP has gotten a hell of a lot better over the years. Though you're most likely going to work with mountains of legacy PHP code if you decide to work professionally around that language like I've done in the past.

    • @RustIsWinning
      @RustIsWinning 2 місяці тому

      Now that's a lot of copium 😂