Fun fact: Hitler was a strong advocate for smoking ban in public spaces, which explains why Cap thought the German won when he's told he is not allowed to smoke inside the room
@@idontcarewhatmyusernameis7324 Hitler was also well known to rescue and rehabilitate Injured or Lost animals he had a whole team dedicated to helping lost /injured dogs from the war But the media won't tell you that just that he was an evil human being with no regard for any life
Smoking bans have always existed since there was smoking. Different cultures and cities had different rulings on it, but generally speaking it was because some nobility who didnt smoke got annoyed by it and outlawed it, prior to modernity.
Korea was annexed by Japan in 1910 and only regained independence in 1945 (and was then promptly divided by the Soviets and the Americans). Koreans never thought of themselves as Japanese, but if you were literally anyone other than a Korean then, if you weren't extremely well educated on world geography and history, for around 35 years you probably wouldn't have even realized that the entire Korean peninsula wasn't just more Japan. The word "Korea" probably wouldn't even appear on a typical political map anyway since it would just be labeled as part of Japan. So it makes perfect sense that Cap has no idea what a Korean is.
@@liavhanegbi2729 Lesbian comes from the island of Lesvos. It is like that because of an ancient Greek poet, called Sapfo. She was from the island of Lesvos.
Ima black dude and never saw that, but I've made hella jokes along these lines. Like what did he say to nick when he didn't see anymore "whites only" signs or wtf did he say to Nick?! Did nick have a briefing beforehand with the crew "alright everyone, only white men at first, then were gonna roll the tape and bare the doors. We don't know if the stories are true or not, you know them boys was racist af so idk, ima sit my black ass on this side of the mirror he don't know exist..."
I guess im randomly asking but does any of you know a method to get back into an Instagram account? I stupidly forgot the account password. I love any tips you can offer me.
It was in the Ultimate marvel universe which is what the MCU takes a lot of its basis from but Jack Kirby his co creator along side Joe Simon was a notable anti racist because he also created Black panther EXTREMELY progressive for the 60s
@@justalex4073 if anyone from that era actually was able to magically travel to this time, i have no doubt they would think the Nazis won. They wouldn't be wrong really. The Nazis did win. Just not Hitlers Nazis. Its Biden Harris Nazis now. Hitler also considered himself a national Socialist. Hmmmmmm...
@no no no Says the guy who left many unemployed and made Africa even poorer than before! Good job! I mean instead of being an actual racist we can point out what a joke U.S. has become where freedom is seen as a luxury(wear a mask biggot) and billionaires and politicians who have privileges talk about racism and poverty when they are the reason poor nations are destroyed! Just look at Afghanistan it tells a long story.............
The Captain wondering if the Nazis won after being told he cannot smoke makes even more sense when you realise Nazi Germany was amongst the first nations to try and ban smoking and even went full on with an anti-tabacco campaign 😂
Not really, the person who selected him deemed him a good man, that being normal st the time wouldnt have taken away any points from the general who picked him.
Except the people who gave him Bionics didn’t know he would get trapped in the future and even then they didn’t know racism would fall out of fashion during the 40’s!
@@estebanbr7596 the person who deemed him good was a Jewish scientist who ran away from Nazi Germany I doubt he would’ve readily engaged in white supremacy that quickly after being a victim of it
Solution: Humans are bullshit. Just avoid them altogether. Why go to a time where there's no electricity, technology gets progressively worse, as does discrimination and everyone thinks myths and gods are the reason for everything whilst also shitting themselves silly from all the diseases and lack of medical treatment; when instead, you can just go and enjoy the ice ages or dinosaur times or everything in between? Human history sucks ass to visit. Prehistory is where it's at!
@lord j Dude I've talked to humans they are shit. You think they're badass? Is it badass for someone to cheat on you with your best friend, is it badass for your landlord to tax you for a shit property, Is it badass to bump into someone across the street who not only lacks the decency to say "excuse me" but to also cuss you out like they aren't the one that bumped into you in the first place? Is it badass to lie, cheat, and steal. Your only saying because you are a humanist, If you actually talk to humans, real ones not the care bears you hang around with you'd find that humans fucking suck.
They also seized Junkers’ because the man refused to build them weapons, and I wouldn’t call “promising to build people cars in the future if they just pay you now” a groundbreaking innovation.
This "comedy" is why the Olympics had the lowest rating and the Soccer team got their asskicked. LOVE IT!!!! Let that woke sh*t drive the country into the ground. Loved those billion dollar riots too. Wow.
@@finixmoon127 “In the end … you will always kneel” -Loki Boy did he get that right. 🌹 Hers another “In the future there will be no flags.” -Red Skull “Not in my future!” -Capt AMERICA Look what happened to Cap !? Sh*t. it’s Endgame alright. 🙄
@@rayenaouadi3190 Bucky at this point was under mind control due to Hydra's experiments. He'd have to first find Bucky, then free him from Hydra's control.
This is made even wackier (for lack of a better term) given that lesbian as a term existed since the 1800s and homosexuality was a thing that people in the 30s were rather aware of.
"You cant smoke here" "So the nazis did win the war?" This is gold. Most people dont know it but the nazis were the first to commit to a nation wide anti smoking campaign. They were very anti smokin. (because it harmed the body; weak body = weak soldiers)
It was called pervitin or something, actually meth. They fished out loads in Poland and France but eventually toned it down when they realized the side effects weren’t worth it. Also Hitler himself got a whole cocktail of drugs thanks to his doctor, Theodore Morell, who was just a fraud.
@@chikepanther5237 What lol. The document was saying what this nation should be, and we’ve enacted things over the years to make that true. Read Fredrick Douglass
@@chikepanther5237 This is actually why I look at the forefathers as hypocrites and have no respect for them. I also cringe during the "land of the free" part in the anthem. They wouldn't of been pick up Thor's hammer.
@@johnlibby9311 What kind of books do you read? Maybe that of Earth-14? Also Korea was invaded and colonized by Japanese empire in 1910, not 1940s. Before then, it was a independent monarchy.
@@rudysmith1552 lmao fucking neo Nazis. They bombed the UK. Invaded France and Poland. They hated the US because of propaganda about the treaty. Even if you ignore the fact they killed millions of ethnic minorities but something tells me you don’t think it’s true. Stalin may have been bad but Hitler is still awful.
@@ItsJustShortsBro Only because modern Marvel's 40s are idealized, identical to modern times with different costumes. IRL this would probably be his attitude and his contemporaries would still see him as a hero. You have to understand, that the societal moral standards have completely changed since the '40s and what is now considered bigoted was perfectly acceptable back then.
@@bigsoulja73 hmm,rly? Thank you supremely intelligent human being for pointing out what was stated true in the movie but was obviously humorfied in this precised joke.
@@Bogalog Yes I am very very smart. My IQ is actually in the 600-750 range,so I appreciate someone who catches my supreme intellect. Not many people can live up to my extreme prowess
@@bigsoulja73 I’m pretty sure someone with an IQ of 600-700 would be deemed a celestial being. Why would a celestial being give two shits about something as trivial as Captain America?
"Look, toots, you do what you want with the theater kids, but when you talk to me you show respect." *doctor whispers* "What? That's the word? What's the difference?"
Thanos: “I’m here to end this planet” Cap: “Go back to your planet purple boy, we don’t like your kind around these parts” News: “Captain America cancelled for racism and xenophobia against purple aliens”
@@MrRop-yp3wt No he didn’t. Isaiah was sent to take out the Winter Soldier before he rescued the P.O.W’s. His handlers imprisoned him because 1. He disobeyed them. And 2. They didn’t want the public knowing about recreating the SSS.
@@Carlos-xz3vi The funniest thing is that Cap's best friend was one of the first openly gay characters in comics. He was even shown to live with his boyfriend.
@@keyboardwarrior1606 He, just like everyone then, were products of their environments and times. He would have been selected for his bravery and willingness to sacrifice himself for the "IDEALS of America" at time, which included segregation and not recognizing melanated people as humans... No argument here. My grandmother lived it, I lived it, just as I and my contemporaries do today. If you want to continue believing that this land was NOT founded on/predicated on, and still is perpetuating racism, them you're delusional. But, you are entitled to your vain opinions. It IS a reality for me. You weren't in the theaters when Sam was given the shield and every drunk or not-so-drunk racist threw a hissy fit ..."Awww, hell no! Why the hell did he give to that ni--er!! America is OUR country!"... Some said that they'd rather have Bucky inherit it even though he was a tool for Hydra/Nazis who killed HUNDREDS as a catalyst for conflict and exacting their agendas.
@Natalie Wayne Thank you .. Sorry about getting so political on what should be a humorous post, but all jokes aside, these issues are a daily routine to deal with for myself and my people... It's a shame that this plight is as common for us as waking up and brushing our teeth. That is the real tragedy. Be well...
@@dethbolt000 there was a comic that discussed what u mentioned, but Steve Rodgers explained why he himself wasn’t racist in his day. He mentioned that his parents were Irish immigrants and he had faced prejudice before. He hated bully’s,I wish I could show the comic panel.Cap shares the speech to a racist supervillain who hated foreigners. He was also selected specifically by the scientists who developed the super soldier program because he was pure of heart if that makes sense. It is mostly true that if we had a captain America in real life he would have been pretty racist but not Steve Rodgers specifically.
Yes they did. Smoking laws are fascist. Smoking sections are fascist. Hospitals are like 1930s Germany. University of Ky has signs at the hospital, that say. No smoking, no standing. You cant even stand some places. Thats fascist af!!
To be fair, he did come from the 40s, so it makes sense that he had period-appropriate racism, it is actually weird that he got yelled at by nick fury and wasn't at all surprised
Well, he's the symbol of what America is supposed to be: United, strong, and equal or greater than its opposition. Although old school American culture is still very much seen today, the goodness in Steve's heart separates him from how many people back in his day would normally behave. That's why he was chosen as Captain America to usher in a new age of freedom, because he was different.
Would make sense if the squad that he hand picked wasn't already a mixed group of races and nationalities. He had an Asian and a black guy and I think one of them only spoke french
@@sentientblob1381 Many were though. Especially in bigger cities where very few white people grew up with anybody but white people. There were Polish, Italian, German, Irish, etc. neighborhoods that were naturally formed for safety. obviously a lot has changed.
@@tanujchauhan6388 it's funny how you figured that some people take things literally but it's actually you who took things literally. You first reply to me. It just blows my mind how people can be so oblivious to themselves
I love how in the beginning he was racist but was somewhat polite and thought that the guy just didn’t understand what he said so he was willing to write it down.
This is a more realistic portrayal of how Captain America would act. But the only thing unrealistic is how her head is still attached to her shoulders after that backhand slap.
It actually wouldn't have been an accurate protrayal of cap, he had a black friend during the war and showed no prejudice towards race, he never really was racist, he fought against it when others weren't, he's a true hero. (Btw I understand the joke just saying)
If they did that I would have actually laughed. The rest of this stuff is really old hack, as justified by the upload date. I'm sure back in the day, this joke would slap. But right now? Leftists ran that "if x were real it'd be racist/phobic" joke into the ground. Again, not shitting on this video itself, just seen it before countless times.
@@RazgrizXMG0079 yeah, some people weren't racist, but almost all people were. Also, when people say "historically accurate" they aren't talking about being more close to the comics, they talking about IF Cap were real he would be like that
@@RazgrizXMG0079 he said "MOST ACCURATE representation of what...". Maybe he doesn't say it clearly, but that's his point, obviously we all know that doesn't happen in the comics
Then you obviously haven't seen movies set in the 1920s-1960s. The majority of Racist White Men called black men 'boy'. It was also Disrespectful. They are NOT boys or animals. They are MEN & HUMAN BEINGS.
"I'm a lesbian"
"Wtf is that?"
how do you not know
@@iemv8900 he knows what it is, captain America doesn’t
The real question is, why would she even bring that up??
@@ricksanchez6810 exactly
It just means she likes what I like
This is one of Dr. Strange's realities.
😂😂
Underrated comment
Up you go
Here before this gets thousands of likes
Holy shit your right
“We do have a black president” I was half expecting “put me back in the ice”
Same
Sounds like something from family guy
That would have been better
XD
Slayed me
Lmao.
Fun fact: Hitler was a strong advocate for smoking ban in public spaces, which explains why Cap thought the German won when he's told he is not allowed to smoke inside the room
It’s funny the amount of things h man wanted to get done that are now implemented into western society
Wow even people as evil as him have public decency
@@idontcarewhatmyusernameis7324 Hitler was also well known to rescue and rehabilitate Injured or Lost animals he had a whole team dedicated to helping lost /injured dogs from the war
But the media won't tell you that just that he was an evil human being with no regard for any life
Smoking bans have always existed since there was smoking. Different cultures and cities had different rulings on it, but generally speaking it was because some nobility who didnt smoke got annoyed by it and outlawed it, prior to modernity.
@@NoahTempleton-zk2bcsaving few animals and then k!||!ng millions of people is right? Are you mentally ill?
"You can't insult us forever"
"I can do this all day"
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LMAOA
Your profile picture looks like its reacting to your comment
Nice pfp you got
@@ragelynsb6537 Fr🤣
If capt america was in amazon's "The Boys"
100% agree
Soldier Boy in Season 3 will be like.
Stormfront
So Soldier Boy.
The boys isn't an Amazon original
Disney+‘s What If looks pretty good lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I guess this is the 1st episode
What If Cap wasn't worthy? 😂😂😂
this comment deserves more likes
I laughed out loud on that one, thanks
you got captain America?'
Nah we got corporal shield thrower
Steven He ?
No me llamo soldier boy
Los gringos están pintandos creen que porque son potencia son todo el continente
Enchufe tv
Nah, this is Colonel *'Murica* son
No, we have Soldier Boy
"The Nazis won didn't they?"
That was the line that got me
That and "I dont even know know what this A stands for"
If I remember there is a racist Captain American in the comics or at least one who is stuck in old American Ways.
@@atrivthedawnblade8812 ultimate captain american?
@@atrivthedawnblade8812 William Burnside
What would have happened if he had of walked into a bar thoo? 1930 was during Prohibition..😂.
“he’s korean!”
“wtf does that mean are they all the same?”
I can’t man he even got the ny accent lmao
yeah but isn't he right though?i can't tell if a guy is chinese,japanese or korean.
@@boejidenthepotato8930 yeah me too and I'm an Asian. 😅😅😅
Korea also used to be owned by Japan, for further context.
Korea was annexed by Japan in 1910 and only regained independence in 1945 (and was then promptly divided by the Soviets and the Americans). Koreans never thought of themselves as Japanese, but if you were literally anyone other than a Korean then, if you weren't extremely well educated on world geography and history, for around 35 years you probably wouldn't have even realized that the entire Korean peninsula wasn't just more Japan. The word "Korea" probably wouldn't even appear on a typical political map anyway since it would just be labeled as part of Japan. So it makes perfect sense that Cap has no idea what a Korean is.
@@djspaceinvader5992 well depends on what type of Asian you are
This looks something like you'd get on Disney minus
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏾👌🏾
Disney Minus original series "If What?"
lmfao
Disney if Walt was still with us
Underrated comment
Captain America: first cancelled Avenger
This comment is gold 😂😂😂
@@inceptionarts2947 🙏🏼
@@darky799yrh talkabut cxpatin culturally outdated
Woman: “I’m Lesbian!”
Cap: “I thought you were American.”
Lesbian=Americans??
@@liavhanegbi2729 it's from a vine.
@@liavhanegbi2729 Lesbian comes from the island of Lesvos. It is like that because of an ancient Greek poet, called Sapfo. She was from the island of Lesvos.
I know I was writing of those floating things around the boy I don’t really remember.
@@priyanshukamble2780 yes, it is, and you missed the joke
This is why Fury thought they should break it to him slowly
Hahahaa, honestly through
This hahahaha
Daaaaaaaaaaaammmmmn
Ima black dude and never saw that, but I've made hella jokes along these lines. Like what did he say to nick when he didn't see anymore "whites only" signs or wtf did he say to Nick?! Did nick have a briefing beforehand with the crew "alright everyone, only white men at first, then were gonna roll the tape and bare the doors. We don't know if the stories are true or not, you know them boys was racist af so idk, ima sit my black ass on this side of the mirror he don't know exist..."
Does no one remember there was a black guy on Captain America's team? Huh?
This is one of the timelines that the TVA pruned.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
For good..
Real life captain America
I mean he who remains is black so yeah would expect such
I guess im randomly asking but does any of you know a method to get back into an Instagram account?
I stupidly forgot the account password. I love any tips you can offer me.
historically accurate captain america
@@davenewsom5985 Sadly? You pee sitting down.
The Boys already did this with soldier boy
@@davenewsom5985 sadly?
@@wrisqi mean there's a reason why most people who were born in 1930 and before are mostly dead now. Times have changed, and so should our prejudices
Not accurate at all kid.
Cap is like “I’m joining hydra”
Lol
Hail Hydra.
He doesn't need to join Hydra. USA is a pretty r*cist country already.
@@tailung9841 that's not what he meant🤦♀️
@@weeabooslayer6465 then what did he/she mean...
the multiverse basically confirms this as canon
It was in the Ultimate marvel universe which is what the MCU takes a lot of its basis from but Jack Kirby his co creator along side Joe Simon was a notable anti racist because he also created Black panther EXTREMELY progressive for the 60s
omniverse basically makes this fact
No.
There is a universe where this is canon possibly, but something had to go wrong for Steve to end up there.
@@hyacinthlynch843 Yes.
This was Hilarious. When he said "Damn, The Nazis won" i lost it
That's actually a really smart reference, I love it as well
I think it's because Hitler's non smoking habit that he made a law in Germany about avoid or no smoking
@@justalex4073 if anyone from that era actually was able to magically travel to this time, i have no doubt they would think the Nazis won. They wouldn't be wrong really. The Nazis did win. Just not Hitlers Nazis. Its Biden Harris Nazis now. Hitler also considered himself a national Socialist. Hmmmmmm...
@@joejoebrian1014 never in my ... Biden Harris nazis? Go storm the capital homie 💀💀
@@joejoebrian1014 dude... stop comparing people to nazis 😆🤣 you can be a devisive political figure and not be a nazi FYI its not a catch-all.
Imagine if it took 10 more years for this Captain America to wake up.
@Star_Fish0 right? cringey fucks.
@G0L_D_FshNot confusing enough.
I identify as a pirate and my pronouns are shiv/her me timb/hers
Dude would switch sides and join the ss guys bcuz at least they would make some sense compared to people today
My personal favorite for these kind of "people" (term used loosely), "I identify as a candle, I demand that you blow me!"
1:05 The nazis won I hope this was intentional since the nazis actually where the first major party pushing for a strict Tobacco regulations
Really?
@@josephhartmann6976 yes. The argument was that smoking, Alkohol amongst other things are consideret degenerate behaviour keeping the population weak.
@@hyrarls8788
I believe in freedom and self-responsibilty.
@Kent Brian
Well I know that, but it didn't succed.
@Kent Brian
No in Austria you can already drink beer at the age of 14 and harder drinks with 16.
Women: “we even have a black president”
Cap: and I took that personally
@Karl Marx lol
@Karl Marx hi Karl
@Karl Marx I mean if Karl Marx himself says so, it must be true!
@Karl Marx hello comrade
@Karl Marx hello comrade
* smack *
"Don't you ever take that tone with me, ya dumb broad!"
Things escalated quickly 😲
LOL #GoCap 😂
Fucking love it
Im a lesbian, dont fuck with me
@@KeeperOfSecrets-42069 the fuk is that?
Wasn’t peggy carter senior of his?
This is literally how Solider Boy from The Boys would Wake up
Not would. Has
He was around until the 80’s tho
Soldier Boy wasn't racist to black people. He partied with Bill Cosby and thought he was awesome.
*"What happened, he's so racist!"* has to be my favorite line
The delivery was great
" Did the serum made him like this? "
nothing? cap was born in 1900s
@@ConradKurze You have discovered the joke
Also I was just quoting
@@WiloPolis03 Hi 👋
I love how he completely ruined his reputation within the first 90 seconds of being revived lol
@no no no no
@no no no Either deep south or edgy 12 year old type
@no no no you're from the extreme left wing huh
@no no no Yeah sure arresting people for not wearing masks seems perfectly fine to me! It's quite normally acceptable!
@no no no Says the guy who left many unemployed and made Africa even poorer than before! Good job! I mean instead of being an actual racist we can point out what a joke U.S. has become where freedom is seen as a luxury(wear a mask biggot) and billionaires and politicians who have privileges talk about racism and poverty when they are the reason poor nations are destroyed! Just look at Afghanistan it tells a long story.............
“The nazis won didnt they”
LMAO 🤣
nazis had smoke bans actually lol
@@bigbadcatbigbcy2933 hence him saying the Nazis must have won
@@bigbadcatbigbcy2933 r/woooosh
@@alexanderx3554 not a woosh moment but whatever
@@alexanderx3554 🤡🤡🤡🤡
The Captain wondering if the Nazis won after being told he cannot smoke makes even more sense when you realise Nazi Germany was amongst the first nations to try and ban smoking and even went full on with an anti-tabacco campaign 😂
Kinda agree to them smoking is really bad for the body
@@DZC-bc2olIndeed. To this day I find it astounding that smoking and alcohol are still legal in several regions of the world.
@@RedCommunistDragon Because regulating it is tyranny, and doing so didn't go well last time
@@DZC-bc2olDoesn't give the state the right to regulate it
I guess freedom is also choosing how you want to die
*This is one of the futures Dr. Strange saw*
😂😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
But this was in 2013
Nope. In fact, if Captain America were real, he would be MORE RACIST than Hitler. lol.
The real reason why they needed a good man to be Captain America; if they didn’t stress that part, this is EXACTLY what would’ve happened
Maybe not , maybe a bad captain America wouldn't have sacrificed himself by going in the ice and thus would've stayed in his time
Not really, the person who selected him deemed him a good man, that being normal st the time wouldnt have taken away any points from the general who picked him.
Except the people who gave him Bionics didn’t know he would get trapped in the future and even then they didn’t know racism would fall out of fashion during the 40’s!
Facts
@@estebanbr7596 the person who deemed him good was a Jewish scientist who ran away from Nazi Germany
I doubt he would’ve readily engaged in white supremacy that quickly after being a victim of it
This has to be an episode in "WHAT IF?" series.
TRUE
Oh man 🤣
Disney is too woke to do that even as a joke.
What if... Captain America was racist as fuck?
I dunno Disney doesn't have the balls
01:23 capt is surrounded by enemies at all sides and instead of leaving he can have his very own lift scene right there.
“You can’t smoke in here, it’s against the law.”
“So the Nazi’s won didn’t they.” that got me
I mean he isn't wrong, the Nazis did plan to outlaw smoking.
@@masterchicken4794 That was the one thing they did wrong.
@@LoneStarBrony97 Why? If you dont smoke you will live longer.
@@LoneStarBrony97 he’s right bruh. Don’t smoke live longer.
how u gon steal a comment
"what the f*ck is a Lesbian"
had me dying
A lesbian is a woman who is attrackted to other women.
@@Nick-ov8mb no shit
@@Nick-ov8mb 🤦♂️ What, really??
@@Nick-ov8mb you don't say
@@arashparthian_112 it had you dying so i just HAD to tell you.
LMAO. addressing one of the bigger problems of "time travel."
Solution: Humans are bullshit. Just avoid them altogether. Why go to a time where there's no electricity, technology gets progressively worse, as does discrimination and everyone thinks myths and gods are the reason for everything whilst also shitting themselves silly from all the diseases and lack of medical treatment; when instead, you can just go and enjoy the ice ages or dinosaur times or everything in between?
Human history sucks ass to visit. Prehistory is where it's at!
@lord j Dude I've talked to humans they are shit. You think they're badass? Is it badass for someone to cheat on you with your best friend, is it badass for your landlord to tax you for a shit property, Is it badass to bump into someone across the street who not only lacks the decency to say "excuse me" but to also cuss you out like they aren't the one that bumped into you in the first place? Is it badass to lie, cheat, and steal. Your only saying because you are a humanist, If you actually talk to humans, real ones not the care bears you hang around with you'd find that humans fucking suck.
@@CoryPchajek What? If you look at videos from the 1930s, you have a hard time understanding what is said?
@lord j My dude, it was a joke.
@lord j stfu nazi
"Soldier Boy" is the most near-accurate depiction of Captain boy
“You can’t smoke here, it’s against the law”
“Christ, the Nazis won?”
@@FortuitusVideo yeah. They did one of the first anti-smoking campaigns in history
@Stasis Field Adolf, is that you?
They also seized Junkers’ because the man refused to build them weapons, and I wouldn’t call “promising to build people cars in the future if they just pay you now” a groundbreaking innovation.
What is this, the seventh, eight Reich?
@Stasis Field I mean, what's a little genocide here and there if it means we get animal rights laws amirite?
Captain America: - Meets Black Panther -
“We’ve got African super heroes in my country now? I’m quitting.”
He wouldn’t use the word “African” if you catch my drift.
@@gnom98 Oh yeah, Lovecraft’s cat.
This "comedy" is why the Olympics had the lowest rating and the Soccer team got their asskicked. LOVE IT!!!! Let that woke sh*t drive the country into the ground. Loved those billion dollar riots too. Wow.
@@SuperOmnicronsj44 Wot
@@finixmoon127
“In the end … you will always kneel”
-Loki
Boy did he get that right. 🌹
Hers another
“In the future there will be no flags.”
-Red Skull
“Not in my future!”
-Capt AMERICA
Look what happened to Cap !?
Sh*t. it’s Endgame alright. 🙄
After watching the boys,this is the closest thing to soldier boy
YOUUUUUUUU
I was just thinking the EXACT same thing lol
Ahaaa
That's the basic idea behind Soldier boy's character.
After all these years, we finally got a period-accurate Captain America
“Doc we got a spy……..”
😂😂😂😂
I'M NOT SPAAE
Imagine his reaction when he hears that his successor is Sam Wilson 😂
Ooff
he himself picked sam to be his successor, odds are this version of cap would have picked bucky
@@rayenaouadi3190 ooooof 😂
@@rayenaouadi3190 Bucky at this point was under mind control due to Hydra's experiments. He'd have to first find Bucky, then free him from Hydra's control.
@@shawnwing-kovarik9762 he meets sam for the first time at about the same time he finds bucky, as for removing the brainwashing you might be right
The line. “I’m a lesbian” “wtf is a lesbian?” That one got me😂
This is made even wackier (for lack of a better term) given that lesbian as a term existed since the 1800s and homosexuality was a thing that people in the 30s were rather aware of.
@@salvagedude625 sure
😂🤣
@@salvagedude625 she ain’t a lesbian, for Ps, she turned Plesbian
What about when he said there all the same?😂😂👩🏼🦲
"You cant smoke here"
"So the nazis did win the war?"
This is gold. Most people dont know it but the nazis were the first to commit to a nation wide anti smoking campaign. They were very anti smokin.
(because it harmed the body; weak body = weak soldiers)
no, because it harms everyone and they actually cared about their ppls
@@franklinAll8735 jesus christ
Didn't they give their soldiers crack or something like that?
It was called pervitin or something, actually meth. They fished out loads in Poland and France but eventually toned it down when they realized the side effects weren’t worth it. Also Hitler himself got a whole cocktail of drugs thanks to his doctor, Theodore Morell, who was just a fraud.
@@franklinAll8735 😑
Bro transformed from Captain America to Soldier Boy💀💀
cringy kid
So much for, "I don't like bullies, I don't care where they're from."
He meant that to everyone that wasn’t a white American male 😂😂😂
The constitution was written during slavery and it says all men were created equally so... makes sense.
@@chikepanther5237
What lol. The document was saying what this nation should be, and we’ve enacted things over the years to make that true.
Read Fredrick Douglass
Lol
@@chikepanther5237 This is actually why I look at the forefathers as hypocrites and have no respect for them. I also cringe during the "land of the free" part in the anthem. They wouldn't of been pick up Thor's hammer.
The fact that they are expecting a guy from the 1930's to simply accept the fact that times have changed is funny
Without any proper explanation😅
They haven’t.
@@Livelarge913Times have changed now white people don't have children anymore
part of the reason he became Captain America was because Steve Rogers was a good man so yeah they expected it lol
Oh, this version of Captain American can stay in a coma.
"He's Korean!"
"Wtf does that mean?"
As a Korean, this line got me.
@@johnlibby9311 "part of China"? hey dude, you know nothing about the history of Korea
@@johnlibby9311 What kind of books do you read? Maybe that of Earth-14? Also Korea was invaded and colonized by Japanese empire in 1910, not 1940s. Before then, it was a independent monarchy.
@@johnlibby9311 The best way to activate 'wide area provocation' for korean
Well, chinese would like that novel
@@monseung309 oh really? Damn I was taught wrong. Thanks for correcting me
@@johnlibby9311 It's okay. It's cool to admit that you had known misinformation. have a good day :)
Nah, That's Soldier Boy 💀
More like… Captain America: Lotus
@@noobmaster69426 😂😂
@@noobmaster69426ultimate cap
@@mcmike5860 or 1800s Captain America
@@noobmaster69426 nah for real though captain America in the ultimate comics is genuinely racist
Everyone: why is cap worthy?
Mjolnir:
Lmao Mjolnir don't play!
Damn right.
Mjolnir is racist confirmed
Based Mjolnir
Of course it is. How much more Aryan can you get than Mjolnir. Fuck that racist 🔨
He deadass smacked her and said “it’s not a funny joke” 😂😂😂
He says with laughing emojies
Ah.. The 1930's😂
He was insulted to be joked with like that! 🤣
It's funny because if Captain America actually slapped a normal woman like that she'd definitely be seriously injured or dead.
not a normal woman times have changed
Fun fact : Hitler actually tried to ban smoking cigarettes, hence the reference.
@@JembutTerbakar you mean the only GOOD thing he tried to do... right?
@@orkaydk9430What do you think he means
Hitler: smoking is bad!
Also Hitler: Give me another cocaine heroin cocktail doc!
The first studies to show the harmful effects of cigarette smoking was actually completed by the National Socialists.
truly the worst thing he tried to do
Historically Accurate Captain America
When he backhanded the woman, I laughed so hard I started crying.
It caught me off guard. 🤣
Not as much as it caught her off guard.
Ikr, it was unexpected
I’m fucking crying 😭
@@darklighter66 😂
You and me both brother 😂
bruh, imaagine this captain america meeting Nick Fury
Nick: "Mr Rogers"
Steve: "Boy, if you dont-"
Nick: "motherf-"
Lmaoo Nick woulda shot him 😭😭😭😂😂
I've had it with this motherfucking captain america on this motherfucking plane
@@legion5938 he never got a commission from the president so technically he is just a private still
I'd love to see this typical Sam Jackson as Nick Fury :)
The sheild is made out of metal from wakanda...
1:06 That has some underlying meaning. The Nazis did start the first anti smoking campaigns.
I guess they weren't entirely bad
@@wally4087 every ideology had good and bad part
@@rudysmith1552 lmao fucking neo Nazis. They bombed the UK. Invaded France and Poland. They hated the US because of propaganda about the treaty. Even if you ignore the fact they killed millions of ethnic minorities but something tells me you don’t think it’s true. Stalin may have been bad but Hitler is still awful.
@@rudysmith1552 Pretty sure I remember middle school history, Hitler invaded Poland
@@rudysmith1552 From the 7th Century? Yeah no.
"If you get hysterical on me I will slap you like Connery!" - Soldier Boy
Also could be titled “If they unfroze Walt Disney.”
Walt Disney: What's this Sh*t?
Employee: Our new Lesbian Princess.
*Walt.EXE has stopped Working*
Omg he would be so livid if he saw princess and the frog
@@Lawrence_Talbot 😂😂😂😂
I know, right?
@@LaneCorbett is Thier actuilly a lesbian princess, cause if there is I'm fucking done
Alternate title:
If Captain America was from Boston instead of Brooklyn
Or Atlanta instead of Brooklyn
@@plasmocat1863 ha! Atlanta WISHES it were as racist as Boston.
.... Wait 🤔
@@xcaluhbration 😂 ... 😬
Nah, New York is definitely more racist than Boston.
@@xcaluhbration I fucking choked on bong smoke reading this 🤣
Historically accurate Cap.
Lol yeah especially since they included the stereotype of men in the 40s and 50s hitting women like that
But it's not though he was specifically chosen BECAUSE he was a good kind pure hearted man who cared about others that why they chose home
@@elxr9434 not to mention there was a black and asian guy on his team back then
@@ItsJustShortsBro Only because modern Marvel's 40s are idealized, identical to modern times with different costumes. IRL this would probably be his attitude and his contemporaries would still see him as a hero. You have to understand, that the societal moral standards have completely changed since the '40s and what is now considered bigoted was perfectly acceptable back then.
@@elxr9434 no shit they have to make the plot that way lmao what other option do they have ?
"I wish superheroes were real!"
Genie: "You sure? Well... alright"
And this is why they tried to make him think he was in the same year as before when he woke up.
I’m pretty sure they did that so he wouldn’t freak out
There's a reason why they wouldn't have all of those scientists so close to him when he woke up...
@@bigsoulja73 hmm,rly? Thank you supremely intelligent human being for pointing out what was stated true in the movie but was obviously humorfied in this precised joke.
@@Bogalog Yes I am very very smart.
My IQ is actually in the 600-750 range,so I appreciate someone who catches my supreme intellect.
Not many people can live up to my extreme prowess
@@bigsoulja73 I’m pretty sure someone with an IQ of 600-700 would be deemed a celestial being. Why would a celestial being give two shits about something as trivial as Captain America?
"You can't smoke in here." "Christ, the Nazis won, didn't they!" I feel that. 😂
No actually it’s quite the opposite in fact now I have a black president who (slap) aAAAHHH
Ditto
dude it has a double meaning bc Hitler was the first to start anti smoking campaign lol
Don’t use that tone with me again you dumb broad it’s not a funny joke!
@I may have a small penis but, I would make a vape joke about that but I'd be crossing the line.
"What if 's deleted scene"
Rest in piss spammer
@@jacobblack2544 brooo😂😂😂
@@Banggeek So?
@@Banggeek ok what does that have to do with anything
Sale chutiya
Captain America: the first offender
"I'm a lesbian!"
Cap: "is Lesbia a country? "
Actually, it's an island
@@seraphin9825 nice fun fact
Lesbos, yes. Assassins Creed Odyssey video game taught me that lmao
“They got any oil in Lesbia?”
@@lulhighman3428 It's free estate.
"I'm a lesbian"
"The fuck is a lesbian?"
😂😂😂
It's a mutated form of human, an evolutionary dead end, a spiritual deviation. Freak of nature, like watching to same sex dogs mating
Right! 😂
Considering that no one can define a woman I think it's safe to say we can't define a lesbian.
"Look, toots, you do what you want with the theater kids, but when you talk to me you show respect."
*doctor whispers*
"What? That's the word? What's the difference?"
dumbass@@jamesdaniels8007
“Times have changed!”
It was 1945...yesterday.
The way he said "don't you ever take that tone with me" got me in stitches, I'm dying
Thanos: “I’m here to end this planet”
Cap: “Go back to your planet purple boy, we don’t like your kind around these parts”
News: “Captain America cancelled for racism and xenophobia against purple aliens”
I guess the media really wants to get dusted.
I think everyone would be down for some racism against purple aliens.
This will have a long winded argument that'll end up as a waste of time won't it
@@Verbally.autisticNah. Millennials would rather get killed and raped than being called racists or homophobes
@@Verbally.autistic smh not all purples
I guess Captain America isn’t wielding Mjolnir in this universe
he is not worthy
You mean Jonathan?
@@markcastagna292 nah thats in the universe where paul rudd is worthy
Such a shame. Perhaps if he wasn't so rude, Thor would let him grasp his heavy shaft and beat it around
And you think ancient vikings were any less racist 🤣
"I'm a Lesbian!"
"I am Steve Rogers"
Im groot
Most underrated comment on this video.
Bro became a more polite version of soldier boy
"don't you ever take that tone with me again dumb broad it's not a funny joke"
that made me crack up
I'm a lesbian don't fuck with me!
@@CaptainMichaelJCaboose great comeback
@@CaptainMichaelJCaboose the fuck is a lesbian?
@@CaptainMichaelJCaboose rent?
Lost my shit
The only reason he wasnt like this was because steve treated everyone the same even before the serum
Yesssir
Bucky was racist then 😂
@@MrRop-yp3wt wait no
@@MrRop-yp3wt
No he didn’t. Isaiah was sent to take out the Winter Soldier before he rescued the P.O.W’s. His handlers imprisoned him because 1. He disobeyed them. And 2. They didn’t want the public knowing about recreating the SSS.
@@lunalegion ooh
“I’m a lesbian! Don’t fuck with me!”
Top tier threat.
Avengers level threat
I don't even get it.
"I'm gonna steal you girlfriend captain!".
@@JonO387 because you are a fool
@@blacky8987 You are, and lesbians.
That's not Cap
That’s soldier boy
“The fuck is a lesbian?!” The best line so far
Im pretty sure there were lesbians in the 1930’s.
@@Carlos-xz3vi
The funniest thing is that Cap's best friend was one of the first openly gay characters in comics. He was even shown to live with his boyfriend.
@Rockwell Rhodes and yet every romantic movie shoves down straightness their throats
@@amehak1922 😂😂😂
@Rockwell Rhodes oh I’m sorry people are fighting for basic human rights and that there’s actually representation for them in the media
Historically speaking, this would be accurate if he were real.
@Conor7734 33 My one problem is the sexism... Cap knew Peggy and she was definitely a tough cookie so I doubt Cap would be so blatantly sexist
Steve Rogers wouldn’t be selected to be Captain America if he was racist
@@keyboardwarrior1606 He, just like everyone then, were products of their environments and times. He would have been selected for his bravery and willingness to sacrifice himself for the "IDEALS of America" at time, which included segregation and not recognizing melanated people as humans... No argument here. My grandmother lived it, I lived it, just as I and my contemporaries do today. If you want to continue believing that this land was NOT founded on/predicated on, and still is perpetuating racism, them you're delusional. But, you are entitled to your vain opinions. It IS a reality for me.
You weren't in the theaters when Sam was given the shield and every drunk or not-so-drunk racist threw a hissy fit ..."Awww, hell no! Why the hell did he give to that ni--er!! America is OUR country!"... Some said that they'd rather have Bucky inherit it even though he was a tool for Hydra/Nazis who killed HUNDREDS as a catalyst for conflict and exacting their agendas.
@Natalie Wayne Thank you .. Sorry about getting so political on what should be a humorous post, but all jokes aside, these issues are a daily routine to deal with for myself and my people... It's a shame that this plight is as common for us as waking up and brushing our teeth. That is the real tragedy. Be well...
@@dethbolt000 there was a comic that discussed what u mentioned, but Steve Rodgers explained why he himself wasn’t racist in his day. He mentioned that his parents were Irish immigrants and he had faced prejudice before. He hated bully’s,I wish I could show the comic panel.Cap shares the speech to a racist supervillain who hated foreigners. He was also selected specifically by the scientists who developed the super soldier program because he was pure of heart if that makes sense. It is mostly true that if we had a captain America in real life he would have been pretty racist but not Steve Rodgers specifically.
"Jeez the Nazis won, didn't they?"
@@SynthD Oh look, this guy just got thawed out, too
SynthD you do realize that what you just said completely implies that you are of the same mindset as this cap lmao
@@SynthD keep fighting the good fight
@@SynthD hahahaha.. liberal they said
Yes they did. Smoking laws are fascist. Smoking sections are fascist. Hospitals are like 1930s Germany. University of Ky has signs at the hospital, that say. No smoking, no standing. You cant even stand some places. Thats fascist af!!
To be fair, he did come from the 40s, so it makes sense that he had period-appropriate racism, it is actually weird that he got yelled at by nick fury and wasn't at all surprised
Well, he's the symbol of what America is supposed to be: United, strong, and equal or greater than its opposition. Although old school American culture is still very much seen today, the goodness in Steve's heart separates him from how many people back in his day would normally behave. That's why he was chosen as Captain America to usher in a new age of freedom, because he was different.
Would make sense if the squad that he hand picked wasn't already a mixed group of races and nationalities. He had an Asian and a black guy and I think one of them only spoke french
Capt. America isn't a man OF his time. He's a man to stand the test of time. Somethings shouldn't change, but a few needed to.
Not everybody back then was racist.
@@sentientblob1381 Many were though. Especially in bigger cities where very few white people grew up with anybody but white people. There were Polish, Italian, German, Irish, etc. neighborhoods that were naturally formed for safety. obviously a lot has changed.
1:10 that backhand was hilarious.
1:15
That should have knocked her face off 😂
How
@@desbugfan8429 because she got slapped in an unusual comedic matter
@@valentinomagallanes1032 KEEP SPAMMING THE 1:15 LIKE 1 SEC AFTER EACH TIME AND KEEP HERING THE SLAP SOUND AND AAAAUUU ITS FUNNY 🤣🤣
His reaction to the woman speaking her mind and informing of the social changes made me chuckle
I died
Not social changes, its called degeneracy
Women ☕
Based
For me it was him slapping the shut out her 😅
"I'm a lesbian don't f*ck with me"
"The f*ck is a lesbian"
Dead lol
Are you dead tho?
@@noname-sk3hl I figured there would be some percentage of people taking things literally.
@@tanujchauhan6388 how much percent tho?
@@noname-sk3hl haha not sure of a number
@@tanujchauhan6388 it's funny how you figured that some people take things literally but it's actually you who took things literally. You first reply to me.
It just blows my mind how people can be so oblivious to themselves
"what happend, hes so racist?"
"well he lived through the 1940's"
I love how in the beginning he was racist but was somewhat polite and thought that the guy just didn’t understand what he said so he was willing to write it down.
He asked the general "Can you read?" thats like super racist)
@@vasvas8914 qualifying question
@@vasvas8914 the comment is just a joke I think, caps question was clearly racist
@@Jesusprayerwarriorbw Not in that tone
@@graysongrahamcracker8573 not really, a good amount of people couldn’t read back then.
Exclusively on Disney Degenerate 😂
A surprise to see you here but a welcome one
Pleasant seeing you here
@rising Fist Disney Minus
Nah Disney based
Yo rising fist🙋
I love how he asked the black guy “can you read” when he asked the question out loud, and then preceded to say he’ll write it down
yeah, maybe he's one of them foreign types. written word is usually easier to understand.
He will write it down and the guy will give to the shop owner , like doctors and chemists
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's the way CAP would have behaved after waking up. good comedy.
“I’m a lesbian” is not a proper answer to getting slapped by a super soldier
Exactly. Odd.
Yes but it’s a typical woke response to any form of confrontation to assume a form of victimhood.
That slap would have turned her straight.
I took it as a warning. Most lesbians I know can and will throw a punch.
@@stormbreaker170hahaha
Idk why but the way she says “ WHAT HAPPENED?!? HES SO RACIST “ just fucking killed me 😂😂😂
“I’m a lesbian don’t you fuck with me”
Those are the words people hear before they get cancelled🤣
MY NAME...........IS FLAMING DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Don't mind being Homophobic,the piont is being cancelled for beliving what is right is stupid.
“We don’t negotiate with terrorists”
@@franciscop.garcia9931 homophobia is right?? Lmfao
@@franciscop.garcia9931 You know what free speech means?
and that's How Captain America become Soliderboy
'What happened to him he's so racist' LOL
This is a more realistic portrayal of how Captain America would act. But the only thing unrealistic is how her head is still attached to her shoulders after that backhand slap.
You go around all comments sections saying so much dumb crap lmao.
It actually wouldn't have been an accurate protrayal of cap, he had a black friend during the war and showed no prejudice towards race, he never really was racist, he fought against it when others weren't, he's a true hero. (Btw I understand the joke just saying)
If they did that I would have actually laughed.
The rest of this stuff is really old hack, as justified by the upload date. I'm sure back in the day, this joke would slap.
But right now? Leftists ran that "if x were real it'd be racist/phobic" joke into the ground. Again, not shitting on this video itself, just seen it before countless times.
Am I following you? Cuz you're everywhere I look
@@shadowfox2084 .. or he's following *you*...
" what the fuck is a lesbian" - Historically Accurate Captain America, 2013
I've seen porn from that time, they definitely knew what lesbians were.
@@westrim What
@@westrim
What.
@@westrim What?
My annual “Racist Captain America” watch
Racist Captain America is basically just Soldier Boy
YES
Love him 😂
To be honest this guy is even worse than Soldiet Boy
Soldier boy wasn't racist.
@@haroldbalzac6336that's why he was a disappointment
This is probably the most accurate representation of what really happened after Captain America was revived
Except, not? Because Steve Rogers was a good man who didn't like bullies? Even back in the 40s there were people who weren't racist
@@RazgrizXMG0079 yeah, some people weren't racist, but almost all people were.
Also, when people say "historically accurate" they aren't talking about being more close to the comics, they talking about IF Cap were real he would be like that
@@HenryJr_T But they never said "historically accurate". They said "what really happened after Captain America was revived"
@@RazgrizXMG0079 there were also people that didn’t smoke. But that doesn’t disprove the fact that many adults at the time smoked
@@RazgrizXMG0079 he said "MOST ACCURATE representation of what...". Maybe he doesn't say it clearly, but that's his point, obviously we all know that doesn't happen in the comics
That's not racist Captain America, that's Soldier Boy 💀💀💀💀
I don't know about that. Soldier Boy actually liked Bill Cosby
Soldier boy is just a Sigma male, beat’s woman, Smokes, does heavy alcohol, and will never love his kids. 🫡
Yeah just like we don't hate street animals
"Bill Cosby is America's dad"
Then you obviously haven't seen movies set in the 1920s-1960s. The majority of Racist White Men called black men 'boy'. It was also Disrespectful. They are NOT boys or animals. They are MEN & HUMAN BEINGS.
If Captain America was written by Garth Ennis. 😂😂😂