The first one of these clips I saw, it got to the end, and my reaction was, "What the hell was that? That was so ham-fisted and terrible! That's the corniest segment ending I've ever seen." Then, after watching a second clip, I went, "Oh, okay... This is just how they always end this segment, and that's why it seemed so fake and staged... That's actually pretty funny." And now that I've seen a bunch more, I'm with you... I absolutely howl with laughter every time I hear "black women and lesbians are liars!"
I love that segment so badly! It's awesome, the jokes are great and I'm glad you don't simply have to cut them out. And the ladies are amazing. Finally a bit of mixup in the regular late night cast.
I don't think these are really jokes that had to be cut, do you? It's a subversive little segment that allows them an excuse to do some not-PC jokes just for the lulz. If you think about it, it would be pretty horrifying if a show really brought out some minorities to tell jokes the star couldn't get away with. In fact it's a parody of that.
ive never watched this show before but honestly im considering it now because from everything ive seen seth seems like a really cool and funny guy. this segment especially is a really great idea.
It seems like a safe way out, but I really enjoy this! It's only the 2nd "Jokes Seth can't tell' segment I've seen but, yeah, I love the chemistry all three of them seem to share!
well , i would say go out of their way to communicate to straight men they aren't interested in them , while also signaling to other lesbians that they are lesbians.
Amber's super-cheerful "...and we're BOTH women" just warms my heart. Everytime.
i always find Amber super sexy and hot when she says that
Concur!
Amber is such a precious little treasure. Never let her go Seth.
"what do you use baby powder for?
To put on my face when the cops pull me over"
LOLLLL
My fav line every time is 'black women and lesbians are liars!' It's just so funny!!! 😂😂😂 love this show!
The first one of these clips I saw, it got to the end, and my reaction was, "What the hell was that? That was so ham-fisted and terrible! That's the corniest segment ending I've ever seen." Then, after watching a second clip, I went, "Oh, okay... This is just how they always end this segment, and that's why it seemed so fake and staged... That's actually pretty funny." And now that I've seen a bunch more, I'm with you... I absolutely howl with laughter every time I hear "black women and lesbians are liars!"
ferallemur it's amazing right? Whoever came up with it should get a raise!! 😍
Tina Loye Trump will quote that when he tries to diss Late Night on twitter, guaranteed.
Tina Loye a
Tina Loye mine too
I'm a lesbian and I'm dying at the ugly shoe one, my shoes are ugly today lmao
I'm not, and didn't get the Guitar shop joke. Could you explain?
TheSwamper it's just lesbian stereotypes haha
hm I like my sneakers :D
why were those shoes ugly? they looked functional!
Priyam Srivastav Yes, functional + ugly - it's the lesbian way :D
best segment in this show especially amber and Jenny
this should be a regular thing
It is! Like once a week.
I want it daily
That's what she said.
IKR!
Yes they are funny, I love the part with Amber says what?????I love her
I love this segment! (P.S. Jenny's hair looks great!)
carlemagne i wonder if this counts as a lesbian pick up line 😂
carlemagne if u dont like ambers hair ur racist.
Jenny and Amber are both awesome! And toooo cute! :)
Her hair looks fantastic!
Christina D
at this point i regret not knowing lines from Rapunzel
I mean, binge watching Jokes Seth Can’t Tell is probably my new favourite activity. Also Amber Says What. 😂
Every now and then, they are great for a cheery laugh!
Seriously, there is a department of Justice? :)
Nope. But we would not be surprised, would we?
So no then...
Department of _Justine_*. She just writes her 'n's a little bit sideways. Don't worry, it's a common mistake.
It's called "Justine Beaver". :)
Dump signed an executive order to nominate Batman as Secretary of Justice. Priebus had to tell him that he wasn't real.
I love that segment so badly! It's awesome, the jokes are great and I'm glad you don't simply have to cut them out. And the ladies are amazing. Finally a bit of mixup in the regular late night cast.
I don't think these are really jokes that had to be cut, do you? It's a subversive little segment that allows them an excuse to do some not-PC jokes just for the lulz. If you think about it, it would be pretty horrifying if a show really brought out some minorities to tell jokes the star couldn't get away with. In fact it's a parody of that.
"strong jawline" (w voice crack)" i'll take it"
"A new lesbian dating app called 'a click'..." you could see jenny repress a giggle. she probably heard something else...
considering how easy it is to confuse cl and d at a distance, i'm assuming she read it wrong thus the giggle
+cLitcori Yep
I'm assuming the commenter meant that she had misheard the end of the word (She did say heard & not read).
Amber's DOJ delivery slayed me!
PLEASE KEEP DOING THESE! These segments have to be some of the funniest videos I've seen.
That was phenomenal, the jokes and the delivery were awesome. Couldnt stop laughing
I love this segment. Especially since there is literally only white men on late night TV.
Megan M and one white woman (Samantha Bee) and a black guy (Trevor Noah).
Trevor Noah is a half black South African. There is a pretty big difference between a black American And a black or only half black South African.
I've been watching "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" clips for about two hours and I'm not mad. My cheeks hurt from laughing so hard!
Who else got the punchline the moment Seth said "Australia"?
Reko Sri I did
Reko Sri everybody
Audience was sleeping on the "fingers free for other stuff" joke because that one made me laugh out loud.
This is my favorite segment, and the girls are super
i really like the way this is structured, it's an appropriate way to tell jokes about a touchy subject
Amber's shocked face at the end is always my favorite. :-)
Brokeblack Mountain wasn't that bad, tho'...
OrionoftheStar it would be worse if he said "broke and black mountain"
The jokes were terrible this time, but that somehow doesn't stop this segment from being great.
Josh Bobst I thought so too, this wasn't as good As the ones before it
Josh Bobst the premise just makes you more comfortable to laughing even if you don't want to
Really? I thought they were the best 🙂
Maybe I'm not used to watching this, because I thought they were better.
I love this segment makes my day
i just fell in love with these two. Amber particularly. That smirk she gives after telling a joke is devilishly angelic and charming.
I wonder how hungover he was after drinking earlier in the day.
Pretty hungover if he fell for that again.
This is my favourite sketch! Please do more of them!!!!!!
That was suprisingly heartwarming.....
This is my FAVORITE segment. Agh.
Please do this more often!!!!!!
Don't mind me, just here for Amber's hair, Amber's lips, Amber's smile, Amber's black girl magic, Amber's Amber-ness.
Having watched the segment now, I'd just like to amend this comment to say those black jokes were the best yet 😂
Jenny is so cute! :)
Favourite segment of the show!!!!!!
Ive been waiting for this segment again!!
Amber and Jenny have the most wonderful smiles and facial expressions.
Those smiles just force you to laugh for them
Great segment
ive never watched this show before but honestly im considering it now because from everything ive seen seth seems like a really cool and funny guy. this segment especially is a really great idea.
The end of that bit may have been the funniest thing I've seen in years.
This show is a gem.
It seems like a safe way out, but I really enjoy this! It's only the 2nd "Jokes Seth can't tell' segment I've seen but, yeah, I love the chemistry all three of them seem to share!
Please keep this skit! Awesome and thank you.
They called out Guitar Center!!! Omg the woman on the right is amazing!!!
I really love this segment.
actually with the title 'Broke Black Mountain' it woud have made way more at the box office
Utterly delightful
I love this segment, and also shoutout to Amber's awesome jacket!!
Whooo, my favourite segment!
Best "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" to date. Oh man, those were great!
what a great concept! The best jokes are about ourselves.
oh man this made me laugh like nothing else. I would love to see it become a regular thing.
Just love this bit! Gets me everytime!
IM MARATHONING THIS SEGMENT! Holy AWESOMENESS!
this is my favourite segment by far
this is my new favorite thing
Just killing it Seth! Love the team action!
I think the funniest part of this segment is how they crack each other up.
By far my favorite segment on the show!
Omg I love how both of them always chuckle when the lesbian tells jokes xD
this was GOLD lmao
do more of this omg its so funny
this is the best yet.
LMFAO! This Needs to be a recurring segment😂
i fucking love this segment oh my god
THIS WAS THE BEST ONE YET!
This is hilarious! Loved it
And the oscar for best segment in a late night host television program goes to!!!
Jokes Seth Can't Tell from The Late Night Show with Seth Meyers!
I'm from the UK and nobody is calling it a black brexit, hard brexit but not black brexit. I do love this segment
Whenever he agrees to tell a joke, it reminds me of Charlie Brown trying to kick the football that Lucy promises to hold.
I LOVE JENNY'S JACKET. I neeeeeeeed it. someone halp.
i live for these segments...
I loved this.
Oh Seth. Falls for it every single time. :)
Is it just me, or was this one WAY funnier than previous versions?
Broke Black Mountain. That is hilarious!!!!!
laughed a lot about the lesbian jokes! :D
as always, great bit
Seth's best Will Forte impression
this is a great bit
I love this
This is great
Make this segment into its own stand alone show
Great bit! I apologize for thinking lesbians have bad hair!
But they do... Lesbians go out of their way to make sure straight men aren't attracted to them.
well , i would say go out of their way to communicate to straight men they aren't interested in them , while also signaling to other lesbians that they are lesbians.
Tom Bruggeman What's wrong with looking good? It at least makes you feel good about yourself.
Ashcool i'm not saying there is something wrong with looking good , use you comprehensive reading skills man.
Ashcool I'm gonna guess you haven't met very many lesbians
Love this bit! :)
the theme from Broke Black Mountain "we're broken people now..."
Lol I just love this
That's was awesome!
"Said Black people huh there's a Department of Justice." "To put on my face in case the cops pull me over" 😂😂😂.
2:44 Amber has the most adorable laugh
The one with Ellen and Portia buying a house in Australia should've been about Finding Dory..
Down under
Happy Australia Day
Nice one Seth! You got a subscriber! =)
That WINK!
Guitar Center LOL
3:12 I thought she said baking soda XD
I thought it was a reference to crack lol
Best sketch so far! And I'm british :)
Seth being a "str8" white male is the funniest joke of this segment
Melanie-Anne Thibeau so much fail
My man!
Broke Black Mountain....GASP!!