We were talking to a family at school, and the father said he owns a box company....after further talking, we found out he owns the company that makes cereal boxes for Kellogs...Usually there's a LOT more behind a simple statement like that.
Ya, obviously I doubt she's walking around seeking virus if rice, shell likely have since tour of job in a chi that imports rice & series it to the shops si you can buy it. Whether she's the salesman or bookkeeper...
@Sean MillerThe craziest thing right now is that my friend works for Graphic Packaging International (Omaha, Nebraska plant) and they make boxes for everything, like Kelloggs! We also have a Kelloggs plant here as well. The only way to get hired there is to know somebody that already work's there. Also I knew just how bad covid was going to be when he had to print 400 million inserts for the N95 masks in just one order. I couldn't unsee the video he sent from work that night.
I met someone once, they worked at a massive international company where they sold plastic boxes, containers, you name it. Imagine the amount of clients they had and the insane amount of money they made.
Worked as a flagger in college. Shitty wages plus having to work pretty much 365 days a year, at any time of day or night. People would literally drive at you and ignore your commands. I honestly had at least 5 incidents in 6 months of middle aged white men in pick up trucks refusing to stop and coming extremely close to hitting me with their truck.
I’ve always wanted to sell roller coaster wheels… I found out years ago you can make millions in a few years, theme parks go through them like butter apparently
I have a mental disabilityty leading me to need help to find work, to be completely fair I got a good deal with help finding work and the government helping my employer and me to keep it possible for me to make a living. Problem was I had to work at a social work place for a year as part of the deal. I'm pretty high functioning so spending a year putting the same 3 pieces of metal together everyday made me think " I fought all the odds to get through College only to end up here? Fuck my life with a toaster"
Honestly props for the "We got white, we got brown ... we got cauliflower, thats new" Because clearly Taylor got to brown and went "Shit, I don't know any other type of rice" and then managed to pull it right back.
Now Mitch was funny. Taylor's crowd work here is not. A little mean spirited too. Riffing off the crowd like this can come off well or can be kind of cringe. This is the latter.
@@nottheone582 nah don't care about "insensitive" jokes. They're hilarious. But it's all about the delivery. It either works or it doesn't based on the delivery.
@@LeonardoAlves-dx2pp Any customer-facing job in retail. I honestly could not do it. I've dealt with outdoor jobs, bad bosses, demanding production schedules, incompetent subordinates I wasn't allowed to fire, physical labor, mental stress, boredom, and a host of other issues, but there is no way I'm dealing with the entitled customers so many people have to deal with these days.
Yeah or working drive-thru at McDonald's like I did. That's about bottom, sorry. I actually had someone throw a turd at me ... and, damned, they *fooking* hit me too ...
I've been enjoying Taylor's comedy for years now and I have yet to not be impressed in her wit. No matter how many little glimpses into her shows I have been lucky enough to be able to see, she always delivers. Hopefully I'll be able to see her live one day.
Her wit? This was just about the least witty thing I've ever seen! This was like what a 4th grader says when trying to be funny. NOTHING in this video was a "witty response".
I would love to sell rice. It never goes out of demand, you ain't gonna starve if nobody buys from you that day, and you're actually doing something useful aka providing food for people instead of wasting your life away filling in numbers in some shady corporation.
exactly. ppl nowadays "having the worst day" from the wrong coffee at starbucks. our ancestors fighting and dying in WW2 trenches looking on us like....
Worst job I ever heard of was a woman who worked at an old folks home whose primary job was to put on rubber gloves and manually remove the feces from the posteriors of elderly residents who were frequently impacted due to their medications and other health issues.
A data scientist's comment should be: Now I feel the urge to look for the first part of this segment. (BTW I might have watched that but I don't remember details)
Hey, if she has a wholesaler/distributor type of job, that could actually be very interesting. It could include international travel. Dealing with all sorts of cultures and ethnicities. Rice is very important all around the world.
Cleaning up washrooms would be bad. But a rice merchant? Oh, hell naw. That's so luxurious... I mean, Indian Basmati...& What not... Rice has variety & entire Asia, Africa, several countries consume rice everyday, sometimes even twice. The industrial procurement is also high.
A guy cam to my door selling rice. He had long grain, short grain, brown, basmati, wild rice (not actually rice, but you know), instant rice, organic, organic non-gmo, on and on. I was amazed. I said You must be a great salesman! He said, not really. But the guy I bought all this rice from, now he’s an unbelievable salesman.
Selling rice, I mean, it's a staple food in many cultures. 🍚 Regardless if the person sells cooked rice in a restaurant, or an agriculture company, it's a good business considering how many people eat it, there is plenty of business to get.
I love Taylor and I don't want to be a partypooper, but I don't get this one. It's just a job like many others. An insane amount of people sells something as their job. You walk into any store, they sell you something. Rice is one of the most eaten (if not THE most eaten) foods on earth. Sounds like a pretty good job to me, very lucrative. I've seen other comedians sh*t on their audience's jobs for fun and the audience seemed to like it, but personally this is the one type of joke that doesn't make me laugh. Hope I'm not the only one who feels this way 😅
I get what you mean but I think it's more the way that the person phrased it was funny. They made it sound like they go door-to-door selling rice, which I'm pretty sure is not their actual job but it's hilarious to imagine someone doing that in a modern-day American city. I think more likely this person works in the marketing department for a rice wholesaler or maybe they work as a commodity trader. If they had described their job that way, I don't think she would've so much fun of them.
@@ndesi62 Ah, did not think of that. In my country selling things door-to-door has never been a thing, so it basically didn't cross my mind 😂 Btw, what's the script you used for your username? Is that some kind of Indian script?
I wish she could do stand up in Mexico :') She's hilarious, kinda like a less aggressive Bill Burr. Though he's being in the business for decades, she's so young and yet I would say in the same level of comedic aggressiveness.
I LOVE white rice with my beef and broccoli. That is one of my favorite meals! So how dare you mock this sales person?! It’s a decent job. Rice person, you have a friend right here.
Funny thing is i am selling rice, my family have been selling rice for 3 generations. We have couple shop. Honestly it pay us well. My big sister become doctor with rice money
Rice Merchant sounds like something you'd see in the credits of Mission Impossible 4, and it was the hot woman assassin who kicked tom cruise's ass nearly to death. Doesn't sound terrible, sounds badass.
The thing with commerce is, tha scale pf your work makes a huge difference. You can say "I seel rice" and actually be, for instance, the biggest wholesale provider of rice in a stete. And then it doesnt sound so ridiculous.
It's popular because it's abundant and cheap, not because it's lucrative. If you bundle together all sellers of rice, then the industry itself makes a lot of money. But individual sellers are making very little.
@Koviko it's popular and cheap because it is historically and culturally a staple in huge swaths of the planet, so a lot of people are in the business of rice production and distribution.
She picturing a sectional suitcase of door to door rice salesman. I also sell rice cookers and pans. Even knew to me fake cauliflower rice. Sprinkle cheese on it.
Might sound stupid in America. But in middle east and Asia selling rice is a decent good paying job and we have way more different types of rice that u can wrap ur heard around. And yup most of the times it is passed down in generations. the knowledge and the expertise to differentiate the rice is not something u can find in a book
Oh YEAH ! a job with the cordless telephone headset, 12 lines, ethernet internet connection, fax app on the computer, standby fax machine, email address... and someone who brings them their custom coffee order all day. They killiin'.
If we didn't know that Taylor was White before, we sure have confirmation now with those rice references - "instant", "white", "brown", "cauliflower". Com'on girl! At least throw in basmati or jasmine! 🤦♀️😆
I want to know the rice merchant's story so badly.
Same sounds like a cool job.
Yeah, rice seller is actually a good job. Maybe the person's dream job is to be a business owner. Rice is very good business in asian communities.
Rice merchant is a rad job title
He probably realized that latin america, africa and asia use rice a lot in different parts of everyday life
in asia, you can be very rich just by selling rice.
We were talking to a family at school, and the father said he owns a box company....after further talking, we found out he owns the company that makes cereal boxes for Kellogs...Usually there's a LOT more behind a simple statement like that.
Yes but it's funny if you don't ask anymore context. She probably and the audience knows it. In the end this is just for fun.
Well yeah.. that’s part of the joke!
Ya, obviously I doubt she's walking around seeking virus if rice, shell likely have since tour of job in a chi that imports rice & series it to the shops si you can buy it. Whether she's the salesman or bookkeeper...
@Sean MillerThe craziest thing right now is that my friend works for Graphic Packaging International (Omaha, Nebraska plant) and they make boxes for everything, like Kelloggs! We also have a Kelloggs plant here as well. The only way to get hired there is to know somebody that already work's there. Also I knew just how bad covid was going to be when he had to print 400 million inserts for the N95 masks in just one order. I couldn't unsee the video he sent from work that night.
I met someone once, they worked at a massive international company where they sold plastic boxes, containers, you name it. Imagine the amount of clients they had and the insane amount of money they made.
Selling rice doesn't sound so bad. I used to work for a portable toilet company.
Portable toilets ain't a great business but it beats industrial chemical waste cleanup in low income neighborhoods any day of the week.
Worked as a flagger in college. Shitty wages plus having to work pretty much 365 days a year, at any time of day or night. People would literally drive at you and ignore your commands. I honestly had at least 5 incidents in 6 months of middle aged white men in pick up trucks refusing to stop and coming extremely close to hitting me with their truck.
I’ve always wanted to sell roller coaster wheels… I found out years ago you can make millions in a few years, theme parks go through them like butter apparently
I have a mental disabilityty leading me to need help to find work, to be completely fair I got a good deal with help finding work and the government helping my employer and me to keep it possible for me to make a living. Problem was I had to work at a social work place for a year as part of the deal. I'm pretty high functioning so spending a year putting the same 3 pieces of metal together everyday made me think " I fought all the odds to get through College only to end up here? Fuck my life with a toaster"
Lemme guess. You have a crappy apartment with talking roaches too.
Honestly props for the
"We got white, we got brown ... we got cauliflower, thats new"
Because clearly Taylor got to brown and went "Shit, I don't know any other type of rice" and then managed to pull it right back.
Should have said Wild ...Wild Rice now that's good cooking.
Better start business calls with "Rice to meet you"
Dad?
Rice 2 Meat You
It’s the name of their food truck.
😆
ouch HAHHAHHAHHAH
"Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something."
Mitch Hedberg
Rip Mitch ❤️
Now Mitch was funny. Taylor's crowd work here is not. A little mean spirited too. Riffing off the crowd like this can come off well or can be kind of cringe. This is the latter.
@@ask230 tell me you're a snowflake without telling me lol it's not mean - sensitive much?
@@nottheone582 nah don't care about "insensitive" jokes. They're hilarious. But it's all about the delivery. It either works or it doesn't based on the delivery.
@@ask230 snowflake
In Asia, if you sell rice, you’re practically a conglomerate 😂
This!
exactly what I was thinking!
If that’s the worst job she’s ever heard of, she needs to meet more people
What's the worst job you have ever heard of? I got curious
@@LeonardoAlves-dx2pp I don't know the name, but those people who collect poop and piss samples in laboratories.
Good thing this is a comedy show and not an interview.
@@LeonardoAlves-dx2pp Any customer-facing job in retail. I honestly could not do it. I've dealt with outdoor jobs, bad bosses, demanding production schedules, incompetent subordinates I wasn't allowed to fire, physical labor, mental stress, boredom, and a host of other issues, but there is no way I'm dealing with the entitled customers so many people have to deal with these days.
Yeah first time I didn’t vibe with something she said tbh
I know comedians are there to shit on people but I’m 22 and selling rice sounds like a dream job to me rn
Right? I've had so many jobs that are worse than selling rice 😭
I'd think cleaning up the washrooms at a Taco Bell may be worse.
Yeah or working drive-thru at McDonald's like I did. That's about bottom, sorry. I actually had someone throw a turd at me ... and, damned, they *fooking* hit me too ...
"Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something."
Mitch Hedberg
I’m thinking the fair would be worse
I've been enjoying Taylor's comedy for years now and I have yet to not be impressed in her wit. No matter how many little glimpses into her shows I have been lucky enough to be able to see, she always delivers. Hopefully I'll be able to see her live one day.
You serious, Clark?
I guess you are really depressed
Her wit? This was just about the least witty thing I've ever seen! This was like what a 4th grader says when trying to be funny. NOTHING in this video was a "witty response".
Bro that aint witty
I wonder why everyone is mad
I would love to sell rice. It never goes out of demand, you ain't gonna starve if nobody buys from you that day, and you're actually doing something useful aka providing food for people instead of wasting your life away filling in numbers in some shady corporation.
You could also be filling in numbers in the sales department of a shady rice corporation.
That’s not the worst job, that’s a dream job compared to Jobs I know of.
exactly. ppl nowadays "having the worst day" from the wrong coffee at starbucks.
our ancestors fighting and dying in WW2 trenches looking on us like....
specially if she sells to chinese i guess
@@dofehino5444 asians, africans, latinos. Biggest rice users in the world
you must be fun at parties
The people who empty out porta-potties after a concert? Plumbers? janitors? Just go to Dirty Jobs and check out all those jobs you'd rather not do....
Loving the vibe in these #shorts. Feels a LOT more like being in an audience at a show than most clips. It's really great.
At least they don't sell cabbages. "My cabbages!"
ATLA
Oh Cabbage, my Cabbage!
I dunno, I hear Cabbage Corp has pretty good cart insurance nowadays.
@ShaunRF A fellow person of culture, I see. * nod of approval *
I approve of this statement. Fuck them cabbages.
Worst job I ever heard of was a woman who worked at an old folks home whose primary job was to put on rubber gloves and manually remove the feces from the posteriors of elderly residents who were frequently impacted due to their medications and other health issues.
That is the work of a Saint or a martyr. At least she was helping vulnerable people.
Selling rice....the most consumed food on the planet. Great job. Probably makes damn good money to afford $250 tickets to see comedians these days.
I doubt the cost for an open mic night are 250$ more like 10 plus drinks
I mean I just bought meet n greet vip tickets to see Taylor in the second row for 173 after tax and service fees.
So I mean... 250 seems steep lol
@@RobertMessenger91 My man throwing around VIP meet and greet money like he's some sort of Rice dealer lol
Not in America. Which is where they are. So it doesn't apply.
@@djschultz61 US ranks 13th in the World in rice consumption, by FAR the largest consumer in the West, and 2nd to Japan amongst first world nations.
I Love how tickled Taylor is at her jokes that she smiles and laughs - its So adorable 🥰
Selling food is actually important unlike insulting people
She's probably rich af owning/running a huge business and didn't get her feelings hurt one bit.
She probably thought the guy was selling rice door-to-door lol
Something like 2/3 of the world lives off of rice, doesn’t seem like such a bad business to be in xD
I'd love to work in Rice! Especially if I spilled coffee on my keyboard, I could just wait it out.
Underrated silly comment 😂
She could be a multimillionaire owning a company selling rice wholesale. 😂
Someone tell her, rice wholesellers make huge amount of money, and some of them might me making far more than what she is making right now.
Someone tell OP that it's called banter/teasing/roasting & is part of the crowd dynamic at comedy shows. Jfc it's not serious lol chill
I hope that lady is CEO of Uncle Ben's and makes bank
Exactly. The simple answer "I sell rice" can mean so many different things.
if it's all dream jobs - who's going to clean sewer pipes? :)
As a data scientist, I am mad the first roast is not part of this 😄
How hard is it to just follow Taylor Tomlinson to every one of her shows and take notes?!
Kiviko - Yeah right? Some people are sooo lazy.
A data scientist's comment should be: Now I feel the urge to look for the first part of this segment.
(BTW I might have watched that but I don't remember details)
I like how we all wish we were the rice seller
When you've been isekai'd into the "real world" but your past life was a rice farmer.
Hey, if she has a wholesaler/distributor type of job, that could actually be very interesting. It could include international travel. Dealing with all sorts of cultures and ethnicities. Rice is very important all around the world.
Cleaning up washrooms would be bad.
But a rice merchant?
Oh, hell naw.
That's so luxurious...
I mean, Indian Basmati...& What not...
Rice has variety & entire Asia, Africa, several countries consume rice everyday, sometimes even twice.
The industrial procurement is also high.
Yeah if you do it at scale selling rice can be very profitable indeed.
Off camera, Uncle Ben sadly cries as they belittle his job...
She is so quick witted 😂 cauliflower??? Who comes up with that in the spot?!
Pretty sure cauliflower rice is a real thing. It’s also used to make low carb pasta and pizza crust.
Looks around suspiciously & opens up trenchcoat, revealing baggies clipped to the inside. * psst * "...wanna buy some rice?"
Definitely not the worst job sure it's not the most flashy but I can easily name worse things
Taylor getting the crowd work done! So quick to think of that whole response. Can’t wait to see you at the Beacon in NYC.
A guy cam to my door selling rice. He had long grain, short grain, brown, basmati, wild rice (not actually rice, but you know), instant rice, organic, organic non-gmo, on and on.
I was amazed. I said You must be a great salesman!
He said, not really. But the guy I bought all this rice from, now he’s an unbelievable salesman.
Yeah, not all of us can have such important jobs as stand up comedians
Selling rice, I mean, it's a staple food in many cultures. 🍚 Regardless if the person sells cooked rice in a restaurant, or an agriculture company, it's a good business considering how many people eat it, there is plenty of business to get.
Someone once dreamt of faster rice. Thank you instant rice inventor!
I love Taylor and I don't want to be a partypooper, but I don't get this one. It's just a job like many others. An insane amount of people sells something as their job. You walk into any store, they sell you something. Rice is one of the most eaten (if not THE most eaten) foods on earth. Sounds like a pretty good job to me, very lucrative. I've seen other comedians sh*t on their audience's jobs for fun and the audience seemed to like it, but personally this is the one type of joke that doesn't make me laugh. Hope I'm not the only one who feels this way 😅
I get what you mean but I think it's more the way that the person phrased it was funny. They made it sound like they go door-to-door selling rice, which I'm pretty sure is not their actual job but it's hilarious to imagine someone doing that in a modern-day American city. I think more likely this person works in the marketing department for a rice wholesaler or maybe they work as a commodity trader. If they had described their job that way, I don't think she would've so much fun of them.
@@ndesi62 Ah, did not think of that. In my country selling things door-to-door has never been a thing, so it basically didn't cross my mind 😂 Btw, what's the script you used for your username? Is that some kind of Indian script?
The audience must be so drunk
Global market for rice is $292 billion. Eat that Taylor ! 😂that person could have been a rice baron
Being a rice sales representative sounds kush af. Everyone eats rice
I wish she could do stand up in Mexico :') She's hilarious, kinda like a less aggressive Bill Burr. Though he's being in the business for decades, she's so young and yet I would say in the same level of comedic aggressiveness.
Her improving off the crowd rarely disappoints
I LOVE white rice with my beef and broccoli. That is one of my favorite meals! So how dare you mock this sales person?! It’s a decent job.
Rice person, you have a friend right here.
Hey. Being a rice merchant is an ancient profession in east Asia 😂
You got the overly attached look. If I can’t have you, no one will. 😂
Some of the things said were funny but some of what she said makes me cringe. Not everyone can work in the entertainment industry
I work in engineering. You should see some of the nonsense that litters my inbox.
You should see some of the incense that’s in my litter box.
Oh my word everyone here defending the rice merchant for being unfairly targeted. It’s a Comedy show. She was Joking.
She is probably a farmer and rice is always on high demand
No job is bad until you are enjoying what you are doing
Girl nv in her life heard of farmin, she's too stunned to speak
I'm imagining someone who actually owns an ad agency or something, and "I sell rice" is their glib / humble answer.
Funny thing is i am selling rice, my family have been selling rice for 3 generations. We have couple shop. Honestly it pay us well. My big sister become doctor with rice money
Video should have a warning to not drink water while watching 😂
There is a professional rice grader in Italy, and I knew a guy that import rice to China who is a freaking millionaire…
Rice Merchant sounds like something you'd see in the credits of Mission Impossible 4, and it was the hot woman assassin who kicked tom cruise's ass nearly to death. Doesn't sound terrible, sounds badass.
It's all fun and games until you need to buy rice.
What's wrong with sale rice? Million if not billions sale rice everyday. You must learn about people food and the world.
I mean…she’s not exactly wrong! I love Taylor. She’s got great comedy sets and her crowd work is fantastic!
The thing with commerce is, tha scale pf your work makes a huge difference. You can say "I seel rice" and actually be, for instance, the biggest wholesale provider of rice in a stete. And then it doesnt sound so ridiculous.
Why should it sound ridiculous either way? Lol
You eat, don't you? Someone sells you that unless you grow and gather it yourself.
The disappointment in the lady's voice is what really sells it
I would actually like to be in the rice selling business. Half the world eats it and we could make sooo much money!!
It's popular because it's abundant and cheap, not because it's lucrative.
If you bundle together all sellers of rice, then the industry itself makes a lot of money. But individual sellers are making very little.
@Koviko it's popular and cheap because it is historically and culturally a staple in huge swaths of the planet, so a lot of people are in the business of rice production and distribution.
You never disappoint me I’m smiling by the time your video is finished thank you
Love Taylor! 😂❤️
Taylor is super funny. But I just want to note how dope that jacket is.
I've made a comment on the jacket too. I want it 😍
She picturing a sectional suitcase of door to door rice salesman. I also sell rice cookers and pans. Even knew to me fake cauliflower rice. Sprinkle cheese on it.
Come to South India and Punjab. Rice sellers are making a huge amount of money by selling rice.
She is cracking herself up while insulting what that lady does for a living, it is pretty funny though.
Selling rice? Sounds profitable
Thank you Taylor for throwing another Jenga on that and adding in cauliflower rice! 🤣 You're hands down amazing even outside of stand-up!
Probably meant he had a business in selling rice
Wait till she hears how much rice merchants earn.
Plot twist: He is a wealthy farmer...
Wait until she finds me in the audience and finds out that I sell ice. Not rice. Ice.
Bags of ice. Yeah.
I never heard about this job but it sounds like something I could do. I mean I like rice and I'd love to work with different kinds of rice
Might sound stupid in America. But in middle east and Asia selling rice is a decent good paying job and we have way more different types of rice that u can wrap ur heard around. And yup most of the times it is passed down in generations. the knowledge and the expertise to differentiate the rice is not something u can find in a book
Plot Twist: She is really a "Black Widow" type assassin. The rice merchant is a cover!
I sell rice is code for "I own one of the largest rice companies in the world" probably
plot twist, she's a wealthy sales exec for "big rice"
In Thailand (where we have relatives) there are shops that ONLY sell rice.
Oh YEAH ! a job with the cordless telephone headset, 12 lines, ethernet internet connection, fax app on the computer, standby fax machine, email address... and someone who brings them their custom coffee order all day. They killiin'.
I would rather sell rice than be the person who services portable toliets.
That has to be one of the worst jobs ever
You sell RICE!?
How DARE you!?
I initially read it as *Worst Joke I Ever Heard,* so when she said the bit about cauliflower, I was like, "There it is. Found it. Task completed."
If we didn't know that Taylor was White before, we sure have confirmation now with those rice references - "instant", "white", "brown", "cauliflower". Com'on girl! At least throw in basmati or jasmine! 🤦♀️😆
Turns out the lady is a global commodities trader and pulls 8 figures.
Don't worry about a thing, because every little thing, is gonna be all rice.
Please what brand is your jacket omg your vintage jacket is amaaazing!!!
working class... ugh! ... *claps and laughter*
Plot twist: He's Uncle Ben
Don't knock it Taylor....I'm from Louisiana......and trust me they're RICH
First time I hear Taylor Tomlinson say something embarrassingly stupid.
Well, somebody's gotta do it!
She should've said "You're not every Asian? Wha?"🤣🤣😑
Asian thanking her for the rice
The richest guy in my city owns a company who makes alcohol bottle caps. Literally just caps.
What Worse About That ?!
I want that jacket so bad🙃