Escape from Tomorrow is a dumb exercise in misery
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- Опубліковано 3 бер 2018
- While Randy Moore was at Disneyland I filmed this video inside of his house.
Click your favorite Disneyland urban legend:
The turkey legs are really big, they're so big - / jennynicholson
Tim Allen's head is frozen underground and his real current head is only a replica - / jennyenicholson
There's a creepypasta Mickey Mouse suit that's like a photonegative and dripping blood but you can only access that meet and greet with a Disney Chase Visa - / spider_jewel
That guy in the movie got decapitated on Thunder Mountain when his head hit the top of the tunnel even though he was the same height as everyone else around him and none of them hit their heads - / spiderjewel
Big pigeon - / jennynicholsonvids - Фільми й анімація
Maybe he already jump after the first scene of the movie
I like this comment but I don't understand what it means.
...I like this comment *because* I don't understand what it means.
Shaun Cheah The comment is suggesting that Jim died in the first scene of the movie and the rest of the movie is some sort of posthumous experience that Jim's ghost is having.
I agree with you Martin. I think he did. Jenny probably does too because she pinned this. Keen analysis of a very un-keen movie.
Like some sort of Jacob's Ladder Scenario?
That's bonkers.
"Am I a creepy misogynist and misanthrope? No, it's the children who are wrong."
Hey now nothing wrong with being a misanthrope the other stuff is fucked tho
I know this probably wasn’t a reference to that Dankmus song “Children who are wrong” but I have to know for sure
@@iliketrains5525 it was a reference to the original Simpsons episode on which that song was based
Infinite Brain Coral Void YES!!! THANK YOU.
"...They're also very hot"
"This film won 6 Oscars."
My heart skips a couple beats.
"Ok thats not true"
Thank god.
FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED
It would in 2019...
Why do you care? it's not like oscars matter, mediocre movies get oscars all the time, i wouldn't be surprised if a terrible pretentious movie got one as well
@@demoniktusk758 because I wouldn't want Randy Moore to have the satisfaction of knowing his movie won 6 oscars.
I mean if Crash can win best picture the sky is the limit
As an Asian business man, the idea of flying to Disneyland to pick up prostitutes sounds like the most cost-ineffective and embarrassing thing ever
Not to mention that there are Disney theme parks in Asia already
But are you a *rich* Asian businessman?
LMAOOO
@@MaxGreen111 they would be if they were flying to Disneyland more
Imagine reading this comment with no context whatsoever lol
gonna film myself having a bizarre psychosexual fever nightmare at outback steakhouse and when people ask why i'll tell them its an artful criticism of american consumerism as exemplified by pseudo-australian bar and grill chains
That’s a brand new sentence, right there.
ooooh just take my money & let me watch it!
Fr tho --- done badly, you get Randy Moore. But done with craft, it's David Lynch's Eraserhead.
@@picahudsoniaunflocked5426 I don't think thats what eraserhead's about lmao
Do it, you'll get all the awards
Okay, unironically though, that is the worst movie I would see multiple times in theaters.
this dude was really so mad that his daughter wanted a $30 plastic wand he had to make a feature film about how Disney is a corporate religion
To be fair, this movie's budget was probably $29.99.
@@mirthfulArtist "sorry honey that money is for daddy's masterpiece"
@@mirthfulArtist well how much is a ticket to get in? Genuinely I don’t know, but I imagine it’s quite expensive for multiple adults and films to film over multiple days given ticket prices
@@killerkitten7534 idk about California but Disney World in Orlando is about $100/person
@@jojbenedoot7459 Even kids (3-9 cause you're legally an adult at age 10 according to Disney) it's still $100+ and that's just the ticket, no extras...it's insane. But they could've had an employee friend take them as guests for free.
"Jim notices a lot of coughing tourists "
That sentence hits differently now
It sure does
he tried to warn us, and we didn't listen
This sentence hits especially differently now that Disney opened it's parks and some streaming vlogger lady copy right striked Jenny on twitter for talking about how said lady had symptoms of covid yet still decided to keep going to the parks.
And it was BAT flu, not CAT flu. Off by just one letter!
this sentence hits even more NOW
Of all the legitimate reasons to criticize Disney and their theme parks, the most unnecessary by far is "How dare people enjoy things meant for entertainment! What sheeple!"
literally. just the fact that that was his point completely nullified the film. like if this were a place that the same people showed up to every day because they were so enamored with bankrupting themselves for a chance at meeting an evil mouse that would be one thing but, showing a place where people from all around the world will come to have fun for a couple days then leave absolutely makes no sense. the comparison in this video to a grocery store is really good. like, it’s a store. people aren’t coming here every day to shop blindly because that’s what they were told to do, they’re doing it because they made a decision to go to the store
Complaining about sexual repression was also weird as fuck.
He just saw that the princesses were fully clothed and went wow-what repression. I don't know what he expected from a park for children.
@@captaincrazycreative Remember he complained about sexual repression and all that jazz while sexualizing a bunch of french teens.
This guy is just your average incel.
Whoever played the mom who hypnotizes the main character decided “Screw it, I’m gonna play a femme fatale in a Mel Brooks noir movie” and I admire that decision
She’s definitely somewhere between Madeline Kahn and Magenta in RHPS.
She was the best actor/actress in this film. She slayed. The son was a pretty good actor for his age ngl.
@@lillianward2810 Madeline Kahn or Catherine O'Hara would have brought a whole new level to that character
In fact, recast all the main roles and see if they can elevate this therapy session of a movie:
Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and Maria Alyokhina as the French girls
Goldie Hawn as the mom
James Brolin as the dad
Armin Shimerman as the Disney scientist
I thought she was doing Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard. Her whole monologue is about missing her youthful glory as a “Star.”
Just devouring the scenery. Fuck hamming it up, she's the whole hog. I respect the hell out of her for it.
Randy Moore seems like he read Lolita once and misunderstood why people treat it as a classic
Kubrick was trying to tell you p3d0s are real, so is randy
@@LEARSIKCIGAM just in very different ways
LOL
@@LEARSIKCIGAM 3DO's are real?
I bet he got really into David Lynch in film school too.
"There's a lot of sexual repression in that park."
You mean... Because it's a public place?? For children??? What does that even mean?????????
Specific rooms for me to poop in? Disneyland is fecally repressive
Exactly
I'm going to open my OWN park. Public Masturbation and Mouse World
Cipher I will avoid your theme park hehe
Cipher What would the rides be like at Public Masturbation and Mouse World? 😂
Can't get over how Randy Moore has no idea how big an emu is. Randy. Randy they're as tall as a human man, Randy. Randy no-one is passing an emu leg off as a big turkey leg. Randy.
Lol!!!
LOL. Exactly.
And it wouldn't be a cost-saving either.
@@steelytemplarlmao they just take them from short king emus because walt thought it would be funny
RANDY YOUR STICKS
If Disney turkey legs were emus, the price of ostrich cowboy boots would be taking a nosedive 😂
Nothing is more tedious than listening to a story told by a man with nothing to say.
That reminds me of a story....
Very poetic.
this is literally and inexplicably how Jordan Peterson became famous lmfao
Nothing is more tedious that listening to a story told by a man /hj
Good writer quote
You also gotta love how Randy describes people who use mobility devices as "people who have given up on walking altogether"
Remember folks! If your legs don’t work you gotta tie strings to em and walk yourself around like a puppet! What’s compassion?
That description just sounds like a Walmart.
no he's right, like how my grandma who had her leg amputated just gave up on walking altogether. she said it was because of "diabetes", but randy knows better
I mean I worked at a few amusement park I’ve seen a few Abel body people use them taking them away from people who really need it
@@killerfoxraspberryplays8903 you don't know those people's medical needs. Some people have weak hearts or lungs and look abeled. Or they can only walk for a certain amount of time. I have a friend that can walk but is prone to passing out mid step I'd much rather her use a scooter and not drop in the middle of the path/road. I've had to catch her, I've had to pick up her baby because she passed out while breast feeding. (She was seated on the floor so the baby just crawled out of her lap btw)
Invisible illnesses are a thing. The stigma against using aides is so prevelant people who need them are shamed to suffer over using them lest they get harassed by people by not looking disabeled enough.
It's interesting that Randy seems to imply that a woman being beautiful is in and of itself sexual.
To be fair, isn't beauty inherently sexual? All traditional beauty standards I can think of are connected to fitness or sexuality. Same with handsome characteristics in men. The difference is that Randy seems to think women being sexually attractive gives him permission to be a creep. He also presents underage girls as objects of desire. So he's just a weirdo.
@@jasonfenton8250 Beaty can be sexual but someone being beautiful isn't inheritly sexual and we say other things that aren't sexual are beautiful like children and animals.
No its not inherently sexual. Beauty means alot more to us than sexual attraction. We associate beauty with intelligence, talent, hygeine, and much more. Thats why beauty can make a difference to straight people looking at their same gender, its not just about sexual attraction
I think our culture wants us to view beauty as inherently sexual. Because if we feel that since we don't look good, that we fail to be sexually attractive, and thus risk being alone, it makes us scramble to find the thing that will fix us. It's what makes us buy beauty products, clothes, diet books, and all those other things that will make us beautiful and thus valuable to other human beings. If we could just feel good about looking good, then we would be happy with what we had, and that's not good for the bottom line.
Jason Fenton Beauty itself is not inherently sexual. If it was, everybody would be fucking paintings and flowers
Oh god, I remember I saw an interview with him where he’s going on this whole rant about how Disneyland is bad because “People are paid to smile at you, it’s just manufactured happiness.” I was sitting there like dude, that’s called working retail
Randy’s one of those toxic dudes that think any woman who smiles at him is flirting with him. Disney princess, restaurant hostess, the doctor that handles his diarrhea samples for his cat flu…
It’s also called theater and making movies *which is the business Randy works in ffs*.
He must think every customer service worker is obsessed with him
Ikr? How miserable do you have to be to be mad that people are simply doing their jobs? Hey, Rand? Maybe they’re smiling because it’s to help the kids enjoy themselves? Ever think of that?
Or pre-school 😅
The French girls aren't spooky demons or anything, French people are just like that
Oui, oui.
Reading Arsene Lupin novels is a trip and not for the faint of heart.
When he says about all the adults gasping at Mickey mouse.. parents often do that to excite their kids and empathize with them, but I get the impression he makes no attempt to understand his kids or anyone else for that matter.
he also failed to mention that when mickey appears on the top of the mountain a bunch of fireworks and lasers go off at the same time,,, but I'm sure that has nothing to do with their reaction
Well fuck, I guess I'm a bad person for not gasping at a clown costume.
@@learn2draw716 what?
@@learn2draw716 Eat a snickers.
@@learn2draw716 LEARN2READ. People saying it's not wrong to act excited doesn't translate to them saying it's wrong to not act excited.
things that aren't gross to randy moore: a grown man lusting after underage girls
things that are gross to randy moore: a happy couple spending time together at a theme park
?????
I'm just gonna say it, Randy Moore is fricking gross himself
The worst of Brian Griffin without any of Brian's accidental charm. All of the sleaze.
john the horse yeah only thin pretty people allowed at disneyland OH but not _too_ pretty because pretty girls in dresses are a sign of sexual repression
Wouldn't it be ironic if Randy Moore had to spend eternity watching horrible movies like this? Or how about Being a fat person that other people looked at and made fun of by people like him?
those girls literally looked like they could be twelve. the line “they were leading him on” genuinely made me sick.
Okay, this has bothered me ever since I watched this video. When Randy is talking about how "mostly grown adults" gasped when Mickey Mouse appeared, does he not know that that's a thing parents do with their kids? Like, usually parents will do a fake gasp to get their kid's attention and point at the Thing That Is Happening. I doubt most of those parents were genuinely enraptured by a Mickey Mouse costumed person appearing on stage, Randy.
They aren't as cool and cynical as Randy lmfao
I dunno what's wrong with my eyeballs right now but I deadass thought that said "...Micky Mouse consumed person" for a second, and I was like, "Yeah, they'd be fixated on that for a minute tho'." 😂 Oops.
I'd be willing to bet he doesn't know because he's never done that for his own kid :(
Also even _if_ they gasped because someone is dressed up as Mickey Mouse because they we're genuinely shocked/delighted, what about it? Adults can still like Mickey Mouse, Randy
Not to mention it's just a legitimately technically impressive moment? Mickey popping up at the top of the mountain is literally accompanied by pyrotechnics, and then he literally disappears off the mountain and a differeny mickey appears at the bottom. Like even if their gasps were genuine, it probably isn't because of Mickey, its because that its just *super cool sfx*. But I'm sure Randy feels a lot better about himself that he was not fooled by the trickery of... a good stage performance.
What really gets me is how Emily is clearly meant to be seen as an irritating nag, but most of the things she argues with Jim about are justified! She gets angry at Jim for taking Elliott on Space Mountain because Elliott didn’t originally want to and got sick afterward, and it’s clear that she’s the one doing all the work trying to watch and take care of the kids while Jim spends all his time chasing after two underage girls. Aside from the necklace subplot (if I can even call it a subplot), Emily is completely justified in how she acts!
right? you DO have to reapply the children's sunblock. the kid DID need antibiotic ointment.
i saw the movie once five thousand years ago and i don't remember a lot about it, but i do remember not having a problem with the necklace thing either. if there's a personality trait or an opinion you have that you know you've talked about a bunch with someone, for them to just not remember _can_ be frustrating. minnie mouse is probably her favorite cartoon character. he gets her dumbo. i hate dumbo.
@@zubetp Not to mention that he thinks she isn’t beautiful and gets her an elephant necklace. Like, that’s the most subtle and yet obvious way to call your wife fat.
I bet Emily has a ton of Minnie merch at home. Like it's obvious who her favorite Disney character is to anyone who's spent five minutes with her. Also why should she accept the weak shitty apology of a husband who assaulted her on a children's ride?
Emily should have been the main character
@@affsteak3530fr like that scene just felt like a wife realising her husband never pays any attention to her or her interests. She's not being ungrateful for the sake of it she's just mad her damn husband couldn't be bothered to so much as know her favourite Disney character.
The decapitation scenes are meant to convey that Jim's not getting any head
Stop this is so funny
That gave me a great laugh. UA-cam needs some kind of reward system for good comments.
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It's so depressing that this take isn't even all that out of place
@@corican hey it's almost like the likes in the comments are there for something
Randy Moore seems like the type of guy who sees like. Megan Fox in public with her kids and then goes home to write a blogpost about how he was sexually repressed by women today cos Megan Fox hot but she was just wearing normal clothes so obviously she thinks The Public Masses aren’t worth it and she was with her kids to show how fertile she is... but unattainable! Because she had these kids with another man.
And Megan Fox just went out to buy her kids a milkshake or sth
@James Quinn Men really screwed themselves over long ago when they started shaming women for having/wanting sex lol. They made SO DIFFICULT to get a woman in bed so they're always sexually frustrated. They could have been living in some awesome free-love type society.
超人 was that a really specific example or did that really happen
@@matthillfromcollege4109 oh nah i just made that up as an example. I wouldn't be surprised if it were real for some guy out on the internet though
超人 me neither 😬
Did...did we just get inceled?
Fun fact: Jasmine’s park costume used to be more accurate to the movie, but they had to make it less revealing because people are the worst.
Yeah, for similar reasons, I think Esmeralda from Hunchback of Notre Dame rarely appears because male park patrons would get too physical with her. It’s pretty awful.
yeah how dare Disney take measures to not objectify women in scantily clad outfits in the hot Florida sun.
That's not the point at all, we're lamenting that actresses were harassed, not getting mad that the new costume is more modest. I for one have no problem with either costume in concept, but I feel bad that park patrons behaved inappropriately@@namelesswalaby
@@namelesswalaby thats not the point
@@namelesswalabyI'd be more comfortable wearing less clothes in the heat tbh
Randy sees overweight people at Disney: that's disgusting. losers.
randy sees beautiful teenagers/cosplayers at Disney: that's disgusting. I cannot even touch them.
you forgot to attach the gigachad
I just love it when people critique capitalism and consumer culture but forget to actually critique anything about capitalism or consumer culture
he does criticize one thing- the consumers.
however, woopsy daisy, that's fucking *everybody*. the system we live in dictates we consume goods and services, usually those of big corporations. Randy calling these people stupid serves only his delusions that he is somehow ascended above the petty, simpleton consumer, when in reality he also does the same shit in his life. Unless he grows/hunts all his own food and pumps all his own water and is totally detached from the capitalist society we live within, he is no better.
He's not even trying to critique those things. At best, he's critiquing the people who try to find joy despite capitalism.
@@timothymclean I think it's a really silly approach to claim to know that he isn't attempting to critique those things. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, my OP was clearly pithy and oversimplified for the effect of some small humor.
What we do know is that he is not succesful in critiquing these things. Clearly both of us agree on this. I would argue that the text supports the hypothesis that it is attempting to critique them, but that's certainly up for debate when interpreting it. There's absolutely justification within the text for more than one interpretation here.
But that's my issue with commenting in the way you have....the original comment isn't intended as a way to spark discussion about the interpretation, it's intended to be silly. To respond as if it's diving into the text in a wholly critical manner is disingenuous at best and shows a lack of good intention as likely.
It's really easy to make your own unique comment thread to get into this kind of discussion - and again, that kind of discussion is certainly worth having and engaging with. But trying to spark that up here? That just seems antagonistic and argumentative rather than looking for actual discussion.
"I hate capitalism and consumerism. How am i going to critique it? I know! By making something using the most capitalist and consumerist medium that exists! Film!"
It’s like riverdale-level social commentary. Just pointing out the existence of a thing is not funny or meaningful, you have to do something with it. Especially when the thing you’re pointing out is something you did
So if randy didn’t intend for all the weird lustful and misogynistic fantasies to be a theme of the movie... is that just how he walks around experiencing the world?
Oof
*vomit emoji*
@@divyatulsi1520 *giving shrek head emoji
Randy like tiddy
Mischa he’s *randy* for tiddy
The scooter thing makes me genuinely angry. My Grandmother, 10 years ago, was battling cancer for the third time, and wanted to go to Disney with her family. She couldn't take the strain of walking all day, and used the scooter. The fact that this man would disparage her for it is disgusting.
randy when he learns about disability 🤯 it's almost like people use scooters and wheelchairs for many reasons, but it's almost never "laziness"
he just forgot 25% of the US population exists i guess
I, a normally able-bodied 25-year-old, used the grocery store scooters when I sprained my ankle instead of hobbling around for 40 minutes on crutches. Since I've always struggled with weight (unrelated thyroid issues), I'm sure it looked like the start of my journey to 600lb perma-scooter cyborgdom.
I'm sure glad people like Randy are comfortable judging people who need mobility devices based on their appearance. Causes of obesity and/or bloating are always within a person's control.
the fact he described it as “given up on walking” rather than acknowledging that most of the scooter users probably cannot physically walk was so gross
I have this slightly psychotic scene in my head where I saw off Randy's leg and go "Wow Randy, can't believe you just gave up on walking like that."
Wrote this when I was high but I stand by its message.
Incredibly based💀
High comments are the best kinda comments.
LMAOOOO this whole interaction is amazing
this is legitimately one of the funniest comments I've ever read
Oh man I really don't like that Jim's wife said "Their a little young Jim, even for you." That makes it sounds like Jim constantly goes after barely legal girls and has started eyeing underage girls. It makes my feel kind of gross and I hate everything about it.
Yeah, that just confirms everything Jim already shows with his behavior and I don't know what else she could be referring to. The teenagers are young, even for him. That can only mean one thing! He has a history of going after much younger women...since being with his wife, likely since they had kids.
I feel bad for his wife. His wife 100% deserves sympathy for being married to Jim...yet it doesn't seem to be acknowledged by Randy nor Jim's actor. Randy reeeeally lacks awareness of women and abusive behavior. 🤦 I feel deeply uncomfortable.
Jims boss brob found under age p0rn on his work computer and thats the REAL reason ge got firead and didnt wanna tell his family bc it probably happened before, change my mind
Saga Söderhäll the director sounds like the kind of person who would say this is what he always intended, and this shows how smart he is
He seems to be a woman hater, both jim and the director!!
You guys, it's a /metaphor/, you see, all the Disney princesses are teenagers! And he's ogling teenagers because it's actually about princesses! Who are prostitutes, also, I guess! In reality it's all about he's actually controlled by Disney!
Trapped In A Disney World With Jim The Sexually Frustrated Man
Ooooo, meta!
Surely it'd be Trapped In *An* Disney World With Jim The Sexually Frustrated Man, though?
Someone clearly isn't familiar with the greatest fanfic of all time.
trapped ON AN disney world with Jim the sexually frustrated man
Shit, TheAgent377 is right; not sure how I didn't catch that.
Solid work, dude.
His voyeuristic analysis of strangers enjoying themselves at a theme park is really telling. It’s so bitter. And then he mentioned his relationship with his dad souring and I was like “holy shit this whole thing is just an ‘eff you’ to his dad”. He’s clearly trying to hide his unresolved relationship issues with his father with this idea of “corporate religion” and indoctrination as if he’s uncovered some groundbreaking truths a la Louis Theroux. It’s one of the few times where “it’s not that deep, bro” is a legitimate response. Men will do anything to avoid therapy, including write and direct a feature film, apparently.
I read that interview too and immediately thought "oh so you're blaming Disney for your daddy issues, got it"
but lets be honest, he didn't really do that did he? he went and shot a lot of footage and then had to try to edit it together into something, add some digital effects after the fact for punch and then film a few scenes to try to make it into a narrative. after that was done he had to pretend it was all planned and there was a reason for it other than trying to make some money off of his grift. unfortunately he just wasn't creative at any step of the process, or it might have been worth watching, or listening to him talk about.
People: *existing, having fun*
Ryan Moore: 😡
it's true. i remember there was a time in my life where i felt angry and self conscious like that all the time.
seeing other people having simple fun pissed me off because it didn't make sense to me - laughing and smiling at a movie or something. i was sure that they were either faking it or stupid. what a horrible world, i thought, where i could never experience joy, because joy was a thing of the past.
but then i turned fifteen and started seeing a therapist.
@@jerkchickenblog I mean, there are character saying stuff in front of a camera and its all for the plot he has, so I highly doubt he just mashed scene together after the fact. Listen, its more likely that the bad thing hapepend because someone cared and tried than total appathy. Even your most miltoast, researched for max money dinsey thing has at least some people who cared about their job (and were grossly underpaid).
My favourite type of man is the type of man who makes a child predator character, and then either implies or directly states he relates to that character and expects the audience to root for them
I hate, however, that this is an actual established "type" of man and not just one really fucking weird guy
It’s because he’s one of those weirdos that have some unchecked creepiness and projection that leaks into their artwork, and when people point it out, they claim that it was entirely intentional and holds very important symbolic meaning, as if it’s a feeling that can apply to everyone and not just his personal experience. It’s the type of guy who wants to make their own perversions out to have more meaning than they actually hold.
very Lolita of him
@@LoverOfMuch Tbf to Nabokov, HE was writing Lolita as a survivor of CSA. But Randy 100% looks at Humbert Humbert and goes “he’s just like me fr”
@@andromeda1840 I had no idea, but that makes so much sense!
This poor sleeping couple. They’re happy and in love and this dudes like “what losers being in love and happy.” Dude I think you need to sit down with your wife or something if that’s where your mind goes when you see happy people.
I guess in Randy's mind if you're fat you're not allowed to be happy.
It's the same thing with his comment about the crowd's reaction to Mickey Mouse. "LOOK AT ALL THESE SIMPERING IDIOTS WITH THEIR CHILDLIKE SENSE OF WONDER!" Yeah dude, clearly your affected, artless cynicism is the superior way of interacting with the world. Congratulations.
He seems like a deeply unhappy person
Honestly I get Onison vibes that way
@@Zimtastic haha, thank you for putting that into words.
It's like some people who think they're super woke also think that happiness is only achievable through idiocy. Like, if you're stupid enough to be enjoying yourself you're part of The Problem.
He just comes across as a miserable highschool anarchist who's too smart and too aware to enjoy things, not realizing that people can make the choice to stop wallowing in misery, AND still be aware of societal problems. Seems he never grew out of his judgemental teenager phase.
I've been thinking about this video a lot lately, and I think that the part of the Randy Moore's comments that I find most offensive is his view on the Disney Princesses. He finds the disney princesses to be aesthetically beautiful and therefore interprets them as innately being objects of male fantasy. Never once does he entertain the notion that they Disney Princesses are created for the young female gaze. While I acknowledge that several of the non-white princesses are subject to orientalism, and that the princesses are created by men, the princesses are one portrayal of women not designed to appeal primarily to men. The fact that Moore designs his princesses as prostitutes is just another example of male entitlement in a feminine space.
Rebel Sheep This is such a great comment. So much of his ‘commentary’ was basic. Just. Annoying.
Especially when you take into account that several of the women who were Disney Princesses at one point or another talk about how they have had guys creepily hit on or proposition them while standing next to kids.
This is a super old comment but *slow clap* Super insightful and awesome commentary.
Exactly! Like, him viewing disney as "sexually repressed" just assumes that if there are beautiful women, it must be a sexual thing.
Disney isn't "sexually repressed", It's just not sexual.
Or the young female gays
I just... imagine being this dude’s daughter and you rewatch this film when you’re like, in your 20s. And a not insignificant part of it is dedicated to your dad’s self insert drooling over 15 year old girls. There’s no joke dude that’s just horrible and sad.
That’s a permanently severed relationship if I’ve ever seen one.
Can you disown your parents?because that's what I would do if I was her.
@@henryapplebottom7231 you can actually i think and she should do that
@@henryapplebottom7231 You can. I did with my dad. Blood is as thick as water, and I decide my father is Mark Hamill
@@irenic_raccoonmark hamil is a good choice
Him trying to make out with his wife in the Pooh bear ride while she repeatedly says "No" is straight out of a horror film. Are we supposed to be rooting for him/feeling sympathetic for him there?
Randy Moore’s poor daughter: Daddy can I get this princess wand?
Randy Moore: tHirTy dOllArS???? THIS PLACE IS WORSE THAN THE PSYCHE WARD.
I mean, yeah, its pricey, but he's such a dick about it I just end up feeling bad for the daughter who had to put up with this for who knows how long.
That's not even the most expensive thing you can buy your kid in one of those princess boutiques, the dresses are like $60, but God forbid your kid wants a semi expensive toy that quite frankly she'll get a lot of use out of. It's not any different from buying your kid a lightsaber at the park.
His daughter wants to get on one of the rides, but he's too busy sitting on a bench and staring at this random happy fat couple whike doing a big think
I'm sure his wife definitely said that
@@Roserae16 obviously disney land is a cult
Randy: * sees a happy couple enjoying themselves * * is disgusted *
Well, they were fat. They aren't allowed to be happy.
Happiness is a sinister plot to make people....happy!
Randy: *sees a beautiful girl in a long dress* *mutters about sexual repression*
How dare they be happy and content with each other while he doesn't get to make pass on every woman he sees and finds attractive.
SHAME
Honestly same
No Jim, "I was hypnotized by her booby ruby" isn't a great reason to abandon your kids in a theme park to sleep with a woman you don't know. That's going to make you look real bad in this divorce court. No, I don't think stoking anti-asian hate will help your chances for custody. Maybe don't tell people they're the real misogynists for listening to the testimony of those two teens you were stalking.
Depends if they're from Texas.
Thanks for getting the phrase booby ruby stuck in my head lol
Wait when is he anti Asian (I wasn't paying attention to the video)
@@pluutonius the rich businessmen who pay for a night with the princesses are all conspicuously Asian. Like, every one of em.
@@pluutonius probably the way they really tried to hammer home that the "old rich asian men" were paying the princesses for sex
"They are too young Jim, even for you.".. so Jim normally creeps over young girls in front of his wife, just ones that are a little older?
i was confused also
scary implications
''Too old.''
the fact he wrote that in and then apparently jim was supposed to be a likable character really says a lot about randy
“I don’t understand why people didn’t like my main character 😭”
I love how Randy apparently looks down on adults for enjoying Disney because it's mainly aimed at kids, but then in the next breath he expresses confusion that this kid-centered place doesn't contain or encourage anything sexual...
Elsie Cognitive dissonance, the person.
Clara J I always thought Cognitive Dissonance was the name of a Mother/Earthbound fan game.
1.he doesn't know how to make films and 2. he has no insight into his own emotions.
Elsie „where is the Brothel when you need it goddamit“: Some guy named Randy
It's the pedophilia
"A lot of the speaking roles are women, and that's very progressive"
I'm the 69th like on your comment and that's also very progressive
@@janetplanet4595 Noice
"Bimbos in Space 3 is pretty progressive, over half of the speaking roles are women"
Yeah that’s just… a dumb statement
@@benedictdwyer2608 i think she was being sarcastic lol
"I was surprised that audiences didn't like Jim!"
Yes, because how can *anyone* hate a guy who wantonly and routinely cheats on his wife, neglects his children, and creepily stalks teenage girls?
Like, the cheating could be forgiven. The child neglect, stalking of underage girls, and attempted sexual assault on his wife aren’t forgivable. The “protagonist” is the embodiment of a creepy perv preying on young girls.
My dad cheated on my mom when I was a kid. Upon learning about this as an adult I was immensely disappointed in my father but I still love him. It’s not a good thing to do and it broke my mom’s heart (she deserves better) but my dad has grown as a person in the decade after the divorce. He admits his actions weren’t acceptable but that he was having trouble understanding why he didn’t feel the same way about my mom as when the marriage began. Cheating, though mean, isn’t enough for me to declare someone is irredeemably evil.
You know why I can still love my dad? BECAUSE HE DIDN’T STALK UNDERAGE GIRLS, SEXUALLY ASSAULT MY MOM, AND ABANDON ME IN A THEME PARK SO HE COULD GET LAID! That shit is genuinely unforgivable. Dude is supposed to be a sympathetic character yet represents literally almost every red flag a dude can have. The infidelity is just the tip of the iceberg!
Ps. My dad is a genuinely great dad. When i went to disneyland with him as a kid he even got on some of the rides with me even though he’s terrified of roller coasters. He went out of his way to ensure my lil brother and I had loads of wholesome fun and didn’t start any arguments with my mom (this was after the divorce and he still wanted majority custody) since he didn’t want to worry my brother and I. I only ever went to disneyland once but it was enough for me. The good memories with my family are irreplaceable.
My father and I had like this exact discussion after seeing Steven King's 1922. He really sympathized with the husband who murdered his wife to keep HER family's land and full custody of their son.
@@snakeygirl4296extremely wholesome couple of posts there. Kudos to you (do people still say kudos? Whatever, kudos)
When Moore says Jim is supposed to be a hero and anti-hero, I feel he's almost gotten his brain to a workable character. Jim could struggle between being a good and bad person while having these disturbing thoughts and hallucinations. That's fine. But bad isn't the same as an anti-hero. The Punisher is an anti-hero. He's doing horrible things but it's for (kind of) a good cause. Being a shitty dad who leers at underaged girls is not an anti-hero. There's nothing troubling heroic about that. He's just a horrible human being.
Rewatching this and noticing how cruel it is for him to talk about a hospital psychiatric ward as if it’s an asylum from the 50s
Yeah I've been to the VA psych ward multiple times for substance abuse and they honestly saved my life
Even worse is that he's apparently quoting his wife who WORKS in the hospital.
i dont even get his comparison - iirc his gripe is that disney parks have all these kids screaming about appartently inane things (the thirty dollar wand)... how does that translate to the environment of a psych ward?
@@sidney9796when i was still a minor i was institutionalized after a suicide attempt and the adolescents ward for 12-17 was past the children’s ward. it was absolutely heart wrenching to see children under 12 in a mental institute. i don’t understand how that could inspire him to create a raging hate piece about disney after hearing stories from his wife.
@@anunaskedforopinion i would be really humiliated if i were her. One dark, politically incorrect joke that was probably told to her partner in confidence was repeated over and over and over....
"How dare these random people enjoy themselves in a Disney park??
I'm going to make a shitty artsy film about a dad neglecting his family to go lusting after teenage girls and screwing with a deranged mother to show how evil Disney is because you can't grope any of the Disney Princesses! That'll show em!"
Fever dreams are not 'artsy'
Randy Moore is just r/iamverysmart
Don't forget r/lewronggeneration and r/im14andthisisdeep
r/incel
Dead accurate.
We Live In A Society
i second r/incel
You know you’re a great director when your lead actor thinks he’s in a ‘Ben stiller comedy’ when you’re trying to make a poignant drama about consumerism
The movie is terrible but god the actress for the weird mom is having the time of her life and I’m here for it
She thinks she’s making a camp horror throwback, Randy thinks he’s making a biting satire, and the actress playing the wife thinks she’s making a family drama. It’s incredible.
@@JacksonBockus sexy witch mom is acting a camp horror throwback, emily(?) is acting a family drama, and jim is acting a ben stiller comedy. i like this! a lot of the weird juxtapositions make sense in this context tbh
If Randy Moore wrote connect-the-dot books, they would already be connected, but none of the pictures would resemble anything coherent.
BigAL68xyz that’s a great metaphor my guy
he doesn't understand why people can't see what the shapes made
it's just a blob but randy INSISTS that it's a giraffe
That's the perfect statement
BigAL68xyz That made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.
The only distingushible shape would be something resembling breasts.
This director seems like the kind of guy who would complain how the women were all tempting him at the beach because they’re wearing swimsuits and bikinis...
A woman having cleavage showing is an obvious sign that she is flirting with you and only you. Nobody else on the beach.
@@jasonwalker4003 He probably believes that actually. I'll bet he thinks cleavage is a sign of morao degradation. I believe the alt-right kids these days call it "degenerate".
Imagine being having your emotions so uncontrolled that you blamed women for dressing sexy and Minding they’re own business
Jason Walker Doesn’t matter if they wasn’t looking in your direction or anything they were obviously flirting with you /s
GloomilyCute
Honestly he probably does think this.
I feel like that Dan Olson quote about the Nostalgia Critic really applies here.
“Randy is a bad artist because he is a naturally incurious person”
sorry to be a pedant - "[Randy] wants to make art, but he can't, because he's a fundamentally incurious person"
@@zbsfm A fundamentally incurious person who has no interest in learning about how other people think or feel, and whose best ideas boil down to "hey, sometimes adults like Disney stuff too much."
My father recently had to use a $100 motorized scooter at Disney because he was in so much excruciating pain that he couldn't walk. He had to find a doctor in Florida and get injections directly into his toe.
But yeah Randy I can't believe he gave up on walking
Wait, what happened to his foot? Did he have one of those nasty ingrown toenails??
@@JasonToddsThighs he had a horrible case of gout, was in danger of losing his foot but it ended up alright
guess he should've tried harder to walk 😔 /sarcasm
@@mammoneymelon I kept telling him that but he was using those age-old excuses like "I'm in a lot of pain call a doctor" and "I might lose my foot" and "do you want to ride pirates of the Caribbean"
Randy Moore: _"we live in a society"_
_[Claps]_
6 Oscars handed to him at once
Thankfully he didn’t receive any Oscars
and everyone in the theatre stood up simultaneously and started clapping in perfect time, not to start up a beat but because they're so appreciative of Randy's work
"These women are so beautiful, but this is supposed to be the least sexual place..."
BEAUTY ISN'T INTRINSICALLY SEXUAL
Right??? Like. those flower arrangements are pretty nice too, huh Randy? Shame you can't hop a fence and screw them though. How unfortunate :(
it’s beauty and the beast, not sexy and the beast ndnsbfbdbsb
@@sweatyskeleton7390 but...flowers are literally what plants use to reproduce so you're kind of proving his point here.
@@uberneanderthal Yeah, what *plants* use, not people. Also reproduction in plants isn't really sexy lol? They're plants, plants have no concept of sex or arousal, they just reproduce to reproduce. And unless you have a really specific fetish, that's not gonna do anything for you.
@@trashgoblin1182 have you ever seen a hummingbird pollinating a flower? that little dude is aroused af.
seriously though, that's the sole function of flowers, to attract animals for pollination (which is the plant equivalent of doing the nasty). if beauty didn't aid in this task, evolution wouldn't have selected for it. so from an evolutionary standpoint, beauty very much is intrinsically sexual, both in flowers and humans.
Seeing the name “Siemens” on the secret lab consoles came as quite a surprise to me, a Siemens employee. Had no idea we were up to this kind of stuff.
How much did they pay you, SIEMENS SHILL!?
i love how you chose to have your profile pic as the warnings they put on big plastic tubs to not put kids in them
Ah well that's because you don't work for Siemens secret branch, Siemens 2
that’s exactly what a secret lab employee would say
the idea that theme parks are a place to be lazy is a little funny. i went to disney world on a school trip and my phone said i took 25000 steps by the time i got back to the hotel at like 11pm, then i went swimming. i think randy just is mad disabled people, you know, exist in the same spaces as him.
I feel like the monochrome look isn't even thematically appropriate. If you want to make a hellscape of a theme park, surely you want to go full Speed Racer and make the colourful stuff oppressively lurid.
I think he was trying to be deep or something
He should make black and white scenes only of Disney world and color scenes of something not in a Disney world (nurse office, "sexy woman" room, mad scientist room)
So he could be artistical (disney world have SO much color but it's all blank or something) and don't fucked up lightning in outdoor shoots
It's a horrible film choice. Don't get me wrong, I see why they did it, it's in order to avoid the harsh changes because of the natural lighting. But it really just does not make cinematic sense. I guess if you wanted to make a movie about repression (which is gross by the way), you should find a way to put color in your film and have it desaturate over the movie or something. Making it all black and white is just lazy.
But ... artistic movies are black-n-white. 🤷♀️
@@FlatOnHisFace I know you're joking, but (screams in Fury Road, Furiosa-style)
The line "They're a little young, Jim, even for you, don't you think?" is the most haunting and suggestive line in the entire film (almost certainly unintentionally).
i knOOW i fucking find it so disgusting i hate it
SERIOUSLY
There is a story behind those words that is far more interesting than the one that was actually scripted.
Quinton Church definitely intentional. This is a pretty effective film
@@TheVolginator effective for what? Like it was purposely supposed to be gross and is meant to be criticizing his behavior?
I hope Randy never sees this video because he would probably get sexually frustrated about how beautifully executed this rant is
that or he'd just discredit everything she said because she's a woman and because she has plushies in the background which makes her childish in his mind
And she is showing too much skin. It's a conspiracy
@@jasperjazzie After copyright claiming her video because he's also apparently thin skinned as hell
well, you _would_ make that comment. we've all been indoctrinated by the video.
It seems that the French teenagers are a “facet” of the park. Randy is saying that there’s an element of Disneyland that’s inherently sexually tempting and that, while you’re not supposed to give in, the corporate aspect also expects you too. Randy thinks the beautiful women hired to play the princesses are surely deliberately sexualized to tempt married fathers on vacation with their families, but there would be outrage if the married father tried to act on that. So when Jim rejects the teenage girl, he’s going against the evil temptation Disney imagineers intentionally program into the park, hence why he’s arrested for it. Because apparently Randy Moore can’t understand that all young women aren’t actively flirting with him at all times.
All sorts of creeps act on it sadly. Gropes and propositions are a hazard of the job. But Disney keeps it under wraps and most guys that do it face no real consequences.
Then he's failed on a filmmaker in almost every front. A better tie in would have been the Princesses looking demonic here and there, with just a tiny bit of after effects or SFX. He obviously had some Princess stand ins. He could have done something creative with that but nope. Had to go with Rich Asian Businessmen groping them which is...a choice for sure
The whole "The turkey legs are emu" thing isn't even a good urban legend because it doesn't make sense from ANY angle. Emu is MORE expensive than turkey, and from what I've heard is a richer meat. Like steak with the texture of chicken.
So Disney would be taking a rarer and more expensive bird meat and be DOWNselling it as turkey. They'd probably be losing money with each emu leg compared to if they advertised "Adventure Land Real Genuine Emu Legs". Like, economically, that urban legend makes no sense! C'mon, Conspiracy Theorists, say that they're giant lab-grown pigeons!
Tbf ostrich meat (which I assumes is similar to emu) is so much better than turkey, they should try selling it
That sounds like the running gag in my uni town that the local fried chicken joint is selling seagull. The new students, who a couple of days in have all had food stolen by seagulls, inevitably respond "that sounds about right."
I died a bit on the inside every time they mispronounced Emu.
Yeah, everyone knows its people meat
Even sadder is there are potentially real and facsinating urban legends all fucking over Disney land and world. Entire youtube channels exist going into them
Pretty woman you are not allowed to make pass on- repressed sexuality
People that are unabashedly happy - mania
Nostalgia for childhood an innocent fun- barinwashing
Feeling passionate about something- religious cult
Well... that all escalated quickly
My religion is now groceries
Zundel My denomination is meat and potatoes. How bout you?
@@elvellarambles9151 Apples and yogurt
Ice cream. I will die for mochis.
I worship ravioli and tomato sauce myself
Chocolate and tea
The emu line is always so funny to me. Like, has Randy never seen an emu? Does he passionately believe this myth about emu legs being served at Disney, but he’s never even GOOGLED a picture of an emu?? Their legs are MASSIVE and proportioned totally differently than turkey legs, they aren’t gonna be slightly bigger versions of turkey legs LMFAO
Imagine dragging a leg of emu around with both hands
also why even? what would disney get from selling emu legs as turkey legs?
@@s.g.7572 LMAO 😂😂😂
Yeah and what's cheaper to feed...a fat turkey or a GIANT EMU!
Like, the number of emus were talking about that Disney would need to be feeding, raising, then killing just for the 2 legs, is incredible.
Randy Moore seems like he doesn't have a lot of curiosity to go with his strong feelings + certainty in the correctness of his own perceptions. That's a pretty destructive combo.
I genuinely love how salty Randy gets after the guy who plays Jim suggests the show is like a Ben Stiller comedy 😂
Especially since this movie would be significantly more digestible as a raunchy, irreverent comedy.
Like, National Lampoon’s Vacation meets quite a few of the same beats as Escape From Tomorrow does. Vacation would be INSUFFERABLE if it treated itself like a sullen, sober art film.
''AT LEAST IT'S NOT A BEN STILLER COMEDY!''
-Jerk with a camera.
He *wishes* he made something as good as Zoolander.
He wishes he made a film as good as Zoolander 2 😆
@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormicklmfao i would love to see a cut of Vacation so that it's edited the way this movie was
This is like when a teen acts like they aren't enjoying themselves at Disney. So they try to be edgy and ruin their family's time.
They’re like a product of the Disney machine.
It's so weird that he dropped the "Lost his job but isn't telling his family so they can have one last fun day at Disneyland" plot thread because that sounds like a way better idea for a movie
It actually does. A film about a guy who loses his job and whose marriage is slowly collapsing, but thinks that if he can just have the perfect vacation with them that everything will be okay? That's a movie, Randy. Not...this.
The idea of having a genuinely depressed character having to fake happiness while in the park would be a way better commentary on the emptiness of consumerism than whatever the hell we got
See that could be genuinely a cute or heartwarming movie about a dad having one last good day with his kids and trying to act happy for them and then there was a sad part about his wife confronting him about his job and then there’s a happy end where he finds a job somewhere else and they reconcile. Cliche movie but I’d be better than this
@@harmonlanager2670 Could've done something like the movie is in color up until he loses his job, then the rest is in black and white until the final scene where the color creeps back or something
Also also, if they wanted to do horror, could've had that Jim be killed and replaced and THEN the color comes back
The whole sexual repression thing is what really gets me. Like....no shit you need to keel it in your pants at a park, it's a theme park! For kids! Like..bruh there's a time and place for having dirty thoughts and a theme park is like..literally at the top of the list of when not to have them, for rather obvious reasons.
Randy would go to a Wiggles concert and be like “there’s a female Wiggle now and she’s pretty, but I can’t yank my chain right here in the middle of this kid’s concert. The Wiggles are repressing my sexuality.”
But there are underaged girls abound! You are asking far too much!! 😠 /s
@@aacsmiles 😭🤣
Yeah. Jim had problems way before ever coming to the park. Going to the theme park doesn’t even sound like the catalyst where the story gets interesting and his inner demons become amplified. It just sounds like Jim was going to spiral that weekend regardless of where he was going to go.
Hearing him talk about Disneyland just makes me feel so sorry for his kids. They're probably trying to have a good time at the place THEIR PARENTS BROUGHT THEM TO, while he and his wife spend the whole time being all snotty and derisive of everything the kids like and making them feel bad for apparently dragging their parent there against their will! If they didn't, they definitely do now. I know if I heard my parents drone on about something I thought were happy family memories from my childhood like it was absolute hell for them (let alone make an entire creepy film about how much they hated what made me happy) I'd definitely feel pretty crappy. That $30 princess wand definitely wouldn't hold any fond thoughts any more.
Randy is everything thing I despise about film snobs
People who think their better than others because they don’t enjoy those normie things like Disney or ice cream and everyone who does is a brainwashed sheep
I would make a movie like this if I wanted to mock people like that, black an white, nothing plot, weird amounts of sexual weirdness, and breaking the law somehow.
Some people just never grow out of their pick me tumblr phase.
And about the daughter also being Slapped
The whole things makes me wonder two things: 1.) What did the kids in the movie think, being brought into this project but presumably being told to "act a certain way" and not actually enjoy the park, and 2.) Why give Disney World tons of money to have everybody brought into the parks to do this project for several days/weeks, but simultaneously do it as an act of decrying Disney? The man is so confusing and I too worry about his kids and how they'll grow up seeing the world. :,(
Or he's convinced them to hold his exact same cynical viewpoint of the park and they don't care about those memories anymore. I don't know which is more tragic.
Disney managed to avoid the Streisand Effect. By not responding to this movie, it became highly obscured and forgotten. No doubt if they attempted to sue, everyone would have learned about it.
Maybe that was intentional?
@@fergusmurray1828 Yes, it was completely intentional.
Bad publicity is still free exposure.
@@mygoogle1594 Why would Disney need more exposure?
@jambob3486 Sorry I didn't write more clearly. 'Bad publicity' i.e. Moore getting notice from the Disney legal department, would be be free publicity for a film not particularly deserving of it.
"They seem a little young, Jim. Even for _you."_
Holy crap, what is THAT supposed to mean? Is Jim creeping on underage girls like a regular thing??
Randy Moore might've taken "write what you know" a little too literally
Randy really wishes this was real.
@@butteredtoast8666 i certainly dont
It’s insane that it’s in there because everything else is sort of like see Jim is a great guy. Is the wife saying that meant to be her being a bitch or something? What the hell?
in a better movie I would have read it as a hint towards how Jim and Emily's relationship started. but it's not a good movie. so Christ
Randy Moore is not like other girls.
The way this made me cackle
More like: Randy Moore is likes little girls
This whole "Disney is a lie" theme gives me the same vibes as this girl I went to college with, who, when we were talking with another friend about how they've never been to Disney World, she said she hates Disney World because, and I quote, "that's not the real Goofy"
okay but this implies that there is a real goofy. where is he
@@rileyrose16 he's retired. He owns a small cottage in Oregon, I think he's living there. As far as I know, the one in the park is Goofy II, his grandson.
@@nicopavvi8494 good for them! glad the goofy family is doing well
@@nicopavvi8494 So Max did take after his dad.
@@rileyrose16 The real Goofy was killed by a falling rock in 2005.
"sexy evil mom witch queen" is what I aspire to be
Goals fr
Go forward and reach for the stars!
It’saburrd
I wish you the best of luck queen
I hope someone calls me that one day
It never occurred to him that the adults gasping when Mickey shows up in Fantasmic are performing awe for their children?
I mean, I’m not defending him, but I’m one of those childless millennials who frequently goes to Disney World and I gasp every time because I genuinely love Fantasmic. It’s not a performance for me 😀
@@HerHollyness I don't understand RM's argument. Can't people just enjoy things if they want to? He may not get it, but that's not a reason to moan about it.
It's a good thing no-one gasped in awe at Randy Moore's film. He'd make another movie about how sheeple worship cinema.
Are you saying that parents need to actually be involved in their children’s lives and support their healthy hobbies and interests, even if the parents are too old to enjoy them? What sort of bullshit is this? Let me guess: it’s also bad to beat your children too, huh?
Bowser what a world we live in eh?
34:40 I like how Randy refers to the turkey legs as not being “in real life” as if Disney World is a simulation
He definitely believes the conspiracy about an invisible dome being built around the park that can control the weather, lmao
*People find happiness and a little magic again in their overwhelming and stressful adult lives*
Randy : "And I took that personally."
randy moore: “I didn’t realize how much audiences didn’t like jim”
jim proceeding to neglect his family and stalks teenage girls for the majority of the run time
Don't forget the scene of prolonged sexual coercion of his wife, very endearing
911, yes hi! Yeah im calling about a moore! He’s randy!!! Sorry his name is randy!!! Moore
"Wait, people don't like paedophiles? Well sorRY! Maybe they should've made it more obvious if that's what they feel!"
*jim: cheats on his wife while on vacation with said wife AND kids*
Randy: y no 1 like???
The worst part is that Randy Moore is also a Hollywood script editor.
On today's episode of adult men being confused when they like something traditionally "feminine" and only being able to process it by making it sexual...
Oh I like that take
That kinda makes it a societal thing, but i'm pretty sure it's just a Randy thing.
Just like bronies
@@thanatoast Mmmm seems to be many men in society who think this way lol
Analyzing the psychology of the sociopath who made this film is a thousand times more interesting than the film itself
it's such an insane and lovely (but also deeply frustrating) thing when a man makes a piece of art so incomprehensible and simultaneously so revealing of his damage. how he views women, his daddy issues, his pseudointellectualism, all is so perfectly displayed in his abysmal movie, it's such a fun experience that only comes around every once in a while
this dude had A "deep" conversation with his friends over a beer when he was 15 about "how like, society is really messed up and shit" and just. never developed a more nuanced worldview.
Or interest in more mature women! 😉
Randy was probably one of those teenage boys who was a reason girls can't wear spaghetti straps or anything shorter than a midlength skirt in schools.....
Lmfaoooooo
Celeste White No, girls can't wear those at school... because they are not appropriate for girls to be wearing at school.
The end.
@@StarWarsomania oh grow up. If I can wear them at family functions then they’re fine, lmao I think you are WAY over sexualizing these casual teen girl clothing.
@@allyli1718 True, but I do think there are certain things that NO ONE should wear at school.
Randy was probably one of those ADULTS who was the reason 😟
in my head the french girls act like that bc they’re actually a couple well into their honeymoon period but still trying to be cute for each other. braces girl confronted main character as she saw him creeping on them earlier. had he agreed to go with her, she and her girlfriend would’ve taken him round the back of a show building, and murdered him with their bare hands.
I have now devoted more headspace to this shitshow of a movie than anyone ever should.
PugandOwn Oh I LOVE this!
Maybe not in their honeymoon, but they are going on their first trip together
@@aesthetic5884 Honeymoon _period,_ not literal honeymoon.
PugandOwn so are they like serial killers? Did they know about the other killing before they got in a relationship? Are their styles the same? If not do they argue about their kills or do they compromise? These are all questions that I would like answered preferably in a short story.
Way more headpsace than Randy ever did.
I like how Jenny brings up Randy's hangups with his father and pretty much just train of thought writes a better movie than Randy did
You realize this video is scripted and not train of thought improvised right?
@@meanberryynope. this is unedited found footage. she actually didn't even know the camera was there, she was just talking out loud.
@@meanberryy train of thought =/= improvised
@@zubetp The camera was found in the woods and this was the only thing on it before it cut out abruptly.
Honestly, if that was a big dream for the couple napping under the Epcot orb, good for them. Sharing a nostalgic experience with your partner? Actually relaxing on vacation? Feeling safe from judgement, enough that you can fall asleep in public?
Maybe I'm just super single, but I think that's worth dreaming about.
It's just... baffling how some men are so repressed that they inadvertently expose all of their own baggage. But they're also so full of themselves that they think they're making high art. No, Randy, it's not high art. You just need therapy.
Fucking same. Like hunny you need therapy don't push your baggage on everyone else in your media
Not just baggage but also kinks and p.dophilia
“Look at this high Art project of mine. From my smart man alpha genius brain”
The project: someone call child services because a man this attracted to minors should not be raising two daughters
i feel like randy needs years of intensive therapy just to unpack the whole "disney princess actors are inherently sexual because they're pretty" thing, let alone any of the other weird shit going on
therapy yes, but also he needs to keep away from teenagers
I've noticed there's an alarming link between pretentious indie films and implied or explicit pedophilia and pederasty being shown as a sympathetic taboo. Kind of speaks for itself, to be honest.
Kubrick did some real damage, man.
@@antonioscendrategattico2302 Not really suprising.
I think it’s because they have a veil of “it’s just artsy” or wanting to “make a statement” since it’s indie and if you criticize it, you just don’t get it.
Ethan YES. Thank you for saying this. It disturbs me on an unreal level
@@cargoloyalty9978 They also do that thing where they try to turn it around and say that the fact the audience picked up on that subtext is evidence that it's the *audience* who are the creeps. Even when said 'subtext' is as blatant as a grown man sitting back and eagerly watching two teenage girls take their tops off to go swimming.
Some quotes by critics when the movie first came out: "more fun to discuss than to sit through" - "Even Disney-hating hipsters are going to be disappointed" - "and what starts out as a sly thumb in the eye of corporate power ends up as a muddled and amateurish homage to David Lynch". Yep
There was an ad that cut in saying "This is Jim. Jim needs an attorney." And this is just felt very on brand.
"She's making bad choices, but they're deliberate choices and I can respect that" wow sums up my college years
Emily Marie me too boo.
I was the one making the bad choices
Randy Moore is someone who's still in that awkward teen phase where they think hating popular things are cool.
or...most people are moo-cows doing stupid shit with their time. theme parks are an alternative to actual adventure. :)
@@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 that's fine though. If people enjoy theme parks, then they're allowed. Moore is just hating on things for the sake of it, and telling people who like Disney land that they're stupid.
@@mollysimpson2335 if it were "fine", i wouldn't have made a point of it. it's creepy and weird.
@@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 no, it really isn't. Personally, if I had a choice between going to another country and experiencing it, or going to a theme park, I'd pick going to another country. But that's just my personal opinion. Theme parks aren't bad. Overpriced? Definatley. But if people want to go to them because they have nostalgic ties to the content of the park, or some other reason (like it's easier to take kids there than it is to go to Spain or something). I've been to Disney, and it is artificial, but everyone knows that. It's still a really cool place to go with your family, it can even be relaxing. A lot of people go on vacation for relaxation, and a theme park experience gives you more of a chance for that than going 'on an adventure'
@@legalfictionnaturalfact3969 Ah yes because I absolutely have the time to go on an AcTuAl AdVeNtUrE.
i love that they were too terrified to say ‘neosporin’ but it’s literally a movie they made at disney, the second-most litigious company on planet earth
Is the first Scientology?
@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 valid point, **third** most litigious
@caseyhamm4292 wait but who is the first then?
@@degeneratemilkhater5696 nintendo
@@degeneratemilkhater5696 Whatever it is, it’s just their opinion, as Disney isn’t actually the second-most litigious company by any true metric.
Ryan Hollinger covering this brought me back to this video again. I got curious and was googling Randy Moore and stumbled across a Reddit post from 9 years ago that he made to answer 'fan' questions. He also included one of the actresses that played one of the French teenagers, BUT he refers to her as "one of the little sexy French girls." She looked about 14-15 in the movie; she MAY be older, but it was weird to refer to a minor teenage character as sexy. I forgot how much of the ick Randy gave me.
tf ew
Misogyny, fat-shaming, ableism. All we need is some racism - wait I just remembered "rich *Asian* business men"
Saying someone’s race isn’t racist, but the movie is so painfully offensive and unapologetically terrible that if it WAS racist, I wouldn’t be surprised.
@@littlezorkie9311 I don't disagree with your point, but what purpose does it serve in this instance for them to be "rich *Asian* businessmen"? Why not just rich businessmen? (I mean, why have this in here at all, but we don't have time to dissect Randy Moore's mental state) Why do Asian men have to be portrayed as perverts who grope disney cast members? It's weird and gross and adds nothing of value.
Yeah why was it Asian men when he keeps ogling every woman in existence except his wife? Just seems oddly specific.
@@littlezorkie9311 it's supporting a stereotype, which reinforces that stereotype, which affects the way people think/feel/act around older Asian men
That's why specifically making them Asian is racist
*sees person in wheelchair*
*Randy Moore:* I can't believe you've given up on walking altogether
GOSH it's people that act like this that made me not get a wheelchair for years despite not being able to walk more than three blocks. It's not giving up!!! It's moving forward!!! Thanks for your comment ❤️
You deserve all the mobility you can get, no matter what arrogant, judgemental losers think.
it screams “dad from Killing of a Sacred Deer who drags his paralyzed son down the hallway trying to force his legs to work” energy
Paralysis is fake, disabled people just need to try harder. You know, I fell and stubbed my toe once and had to walk on it all day, it really hurt. But I PUSHED THROUGH THE PAIN! Because that's what a real, God-fearing American would do. And as Tucker Carlson says: "It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it?"
There are a lot of Randy Moores out there. It’s just that they’re not all pretentious film school dicks.
31:05 I just realized that when Randy is scoffing at the adults at Fantasmic, most of them probably have kids. Of course they'd act as shocked and excited as their kids, especially if they're younger. Imagine waking up on Christmas with presents from Santa and your parents respond like it was just another Tuesday.
Disney does have a magic to it for young kids, and while there is a discussion to be had about how Mickey Mouse might occupy the same place as Santa, especially considering Santa's beginning in the US, that's not happening here. He is equating the act of making the magic of Disney real for children to the belief of Disney's magic for the parents.
When I was about four, I'd yell "open sesame" At the garage door and my mom would secretly press the button. She'd act excited every time, and it made me feel magical. It really makes me wonder if Randy's kids ever got the chance to be magic.
Low key want a movie about a pair of succubi demons who lunch at the aquarium and chat about work/their lives. Something with a tone similar to Good Omens meets Sex and the City.
Animate it.
I would like that. Just something thats really chill with some comedic banter mixed in.
I'd watch that. They're just at the aquarium, talking about the people they've tempted and which ones actually needed temptation or not. Then they switch topics when they walk by the belugas like nothing happened.
@@eatatjoes6751 great idea! If Ido the story I'll make sure to give you credit for it!
Please do so
*I once clicked on a Jenny Nicholson video.*
*Jenny Nicholson is like a religion.*
I watched her video on my phone while standing in line for groceries, my second religion.
@@MmMm-sf7pe Her porg is a religion of its own.
That one is true though
Finally a religion I can get behind.
orangecrushaa you’re not the only one
They came for Disney?
Yet were afraid of neosporin?
Sweetheart Dynamite everyone fears big pharma? 😂😂
😂😂😂
UA-cam comments are not allowed to make me laugh this hard.
@@Amsayy It's too big
*geosporic
I actually like the evil queen mom's performance. She's serving "We have Norma Desmond at home" and she's killing it.
I like to imagine that she knew exactly what movie she was in, and made entertainingly bad choices on purpose.