Steven Seagal TEACHES Alex Pereira Bullshido 😅

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  • Опубліковано 28 сер 2024
  • Steven Seagal TEACHES Alex Pereira Bullshido 😅 #ufc #mma #mixedmartialarts #martialarts #alexpereira

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  • @konkdonk2781
    @konkdonk2781 Місяць тому +8582

    Steven Segal once single handedly annihilated 10 boxes of donuts. Recently.

    • @MeidoVegeta
      @MeidoVegeta Місяць тому +127

      Double handedly.

    • @JesusMyLord37
      @JesusMyLord37 Місяць тому

      I'm going to teach him how to punch in a way that's different

    • @jamestodd9695
      @jamestodd9695 Місяць тому +27

      No he didn't. Oh my that's so crazy. If anyone could do it I knew he could

    • @HeinrichTheGr8
      @HeinrichTheGr8 Місяць тому +23

      @@MeidoVegeta😂 first time seeing that, love it

    • @blastewitz
      @blastewitz Місяць тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andrewberwick7760
    @andrewberwick7760 Місяць тому +15815

    Bro had to stop filming because the moves were too deadly and secret

    • @Max-ki6df
      @Max-ki6df Місяць тому +94

      Also he was about to train the killface.
      Can't nuke the audience

    • @tallabdi1ify
      @tallabdi1ify Місяць тому +37

      😂😂😂

    • @edwardscott2510
      @edwardscott2510 Місяць тому +82

      😂😂 the camera was too close to his wig

    • @GVNZXLEZ
      @GVNZXLEZ Місяць тому +11

      🤣☠️😭🤐🤫🫣😂

    • @BDUB-vo6pl
      @BDUB-vo6pl Місяць тому +54

      Yeah it was straight bullshitdo....😅

  • @mjtr-i7160
    @mjtr-i7160 Місяць тому +84

    Alex being in pain : Chama chama 😑
    Alex being happy : Chama chama 😐

  • @birblife6611
    @birblife6611 Місяць тому +56

    Facts. Seagal can right now be UFC heavyweight champ. I'm not even joking. Ultimate Food Consumption.

    • @Professor_Byleth2
      @Professor_Byleth2 4 дні тому +2

      *KFC heavyweight champion

    • @i-spazzmusic1504
      @i-spazzmusic1504 2 дні тому +1

      It just consists of all the heavyweights eating all the featherweight 😂

  • @paulhinchley3383
    @paulhinchley3383 Місяць тому +197

    Seagal holder of the KFC belt 😂

  • @Tj21415
    @Tj21415 Місяць тому +1224

    10 years ago i lost my legs in a car accident. Steven Segal taught me how to regrow them. Now im heading to the Olympics. Thanks Steve

    • @peterrooney3780
      @peterrooney3780 Місяць тому +20

      Oscar Pistorius is that you? 😂
      Also, hey welcome to the club. I tried to regrow mine and got stuck with baby legs a la American Dad

    • @benow7777
      @benow7777 Місяць тому +15

      Be sure to credit Seagal when you win at least 6 gold medals

    • @danktunes3618
      @danktunes3618 Місяць тому +5

      Lol😂

    • @SERVANT_KM
      @SERVANT_KM Місяць тому +5

      😂😂💀

    • @festuswilliams654
      @festuswilliams654 Місяць тому +1

      ​@peterrooney3780 if it's Oscar, Steven deffo didn't teach him to aim a gun...

  • @8tee3LH
    @8tee3LH Місяць тому +117

    That Hairline of Seagal's travelled all the way from Turkey 🪡💉

    • @MYEVILTWIIN
      @MYEVILTWIIN Місяць тому +5

      That’s no transplant , that hairline came from the knitting shop

  • @user-jc4de9qz7w
    @user-jc4de9qz7w Місяць тому +5

    He looks more like a chef then a martial arts instructor 😂

  • @gootchspooch9
    @gootchspooch9 Місяць тому +2722

    Alex looking like he wanted to smack that mf back after that slap 😂

    • @ElvinSerrano-tr4fs
      @ElvinSerrano-tr4fs Місяць тому +32

      Fr😂😂😂

    • @ethandaniel8123
      @ethandaniel8123 Місяць тому +95

      Alex’s reaction to Seagull’s moves being “Chama, Chama 🗿” is absolute gold comedy. 😆🤣🤣

    • @MostWantedMedz626
      @MostWantedMedz626 Місяць тому +20

      I said the same thing ain’t no way bro let that happen so comfortably 🤣

    • @pardonthenergy
      @pardonthenergy Місяць тому +32

      right on the chin too. you can see how uncomfortable alex was w that

    • @j.rboyle8731
      @j.rboyle8731 Місяць тому +3

      Not a chance.😂

  • @oda4766
    @oda4766 Місяць тому +1148

    Bro is Mr.Satan in real life 😂😂😂😂

  • @superkarage5428
    @superkarage5428 Місяць тому +74

    Steven seagal teaching a ufc champion how to punch was like a monkey teaching a shark how to swim

    • @andreyilinyh9052
      @andreyilinyh9052 Місяць тому +3

      😂ты с дивана много раз падал 😂

    • @quefremnunesdemenezes8679
      @quefremnunesdemenezes8679 23 дні тому

      Mas ele fica se submetendo a isso por quer é otário

    • @makaveli6562
      @makaveli6562 8 днів тому +3

      So silly. Steven Seagal might actually destroy him in a fight and you might not even know that. A coach is a coach, a fighter is a fighter, regardless the popularity of the individual. I'd definitely be able to bring up a guy who's been practicing martial arts or boxing whatever for decades and he is not popular, what tf do you think? That he won't be able to handle a professional popular fighter? Mf both are fighters. Your opinion is objectively flawed

    • @superkarage5428
      @superkarage5428 8 днів тому

      @@makaveli6562 there is a difference between a martial artist an actor and a real fighter. SS might know some shit in fighting but the ability to take take punches and kicks from the opponent is completely different. That ufc champion right there was just showing respect for him but in reality he knows Steven will not last for a minute simply by just hitting his knee.

    • @makaveli6562
      @makaveli6562 7 днів тому +2

      @@superkarage5428 Who gives a fck about who would win u d*mmy? It's an Aikido master teaching some Aikido techniques to an ufc fighter, fcking hell that's that and nothing else. In the comments I see nothing but disrespect towards Steven Seagal, does he fckin deserve that disrespect? No fcking way, he aint done nothing bad. You should learn respect kid. Respect your master kid

  • @user-ud6zi3kk5p
    @user-ud6zi3kk5p 7 днів тому +2

    Steven is actually a real fighter. He had been fighting reality his whole life

  • @gibbethoskins8621
    @gibbethoskins8621 Місяць тому +1305

    We need Sean Strickland to call out Seagull for a 5 round sparring session to test his techniques

    • @Mr196710
      @Mr196710 Місяць тому +66

      After they jog with Goggins.

    • @piretekid
      @piretekid Місяць тому +9

      Facts! Lol

    • @thephilosopher7173
      @thephilosopher7173 Місяць тому +14

      @@Mr196710 Sean can't be a tough guy if he's puking on camera

    • @TB12_IsDaGOAT
      @TB12_IsDaGOAT Місяць тому +31

      @@thephilosopher7173if you have never puked from working hard then you have never worked or trained hard enough. Sean may not have the greatest power but he’s a tough sob.

    • @steveburns6912
      @steveburns6912 Місяць тому +2

      Seriously!!

  • @mojomanrosie
    @mojomanrosie Місяць тому +418

    Seagal just took credit for all the champions victories..anybody notice that?..lmao 😂😂

    • @benow7777
      @benow7777 Місяць тому +13

      Well, he did teach lyoto that front kick he used to knock out Belfort and couture. Didn't you know?

    • @HoniTheCircleMaker13
      @HoniTheCircleMaker13 Місяць тому +31

      ​@@benow7777Same with Anderson. Neither him nor Lyoto would be anything in life, if it wasn't for the Sensei

    • @ScorpionSuerte
      @ScorpionSuerte Місяць тому +4

      It was strangely coincidental they both won with the same kick Segal taught them in their next fights.

    • @SteveSnowGO
      @SteveSnowGO Місяць тому +11

      Next time Pereira hits someone Seagal will be claiming he taught him that 😂

    • @ScorpionSuerte
      @ScorpionSuerte Місяць тому +6

      @@SteveSnowGO But what if he did?

  • @victorvance5619
    @victorvance5619 Місяць тому +20

    The most dangerous about him are his cholesterol levels

  • @user-bs9fd9pt8i
    @user-bs9fd9pt8i Місяць тому +19

    Alex barely hold himself from knocking out everybody in there😂😂

  • @bazza-island
    @bazza-island Місяць тому +1479

    Last time I flew, they showed a Steven Seagal movie on the plane. Half the audience walked out.

  • @marioritchie5845
    @marioritchie5845 Місяць тому +797

    Imagine telling a double belt UFC champ “you will learn” 💀

    • @willpowerrazorblade6436
      @willpowerrazorblade6436 Місяць тому +42

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!
      You will learn... Learn to get fat like me
      -Steven Seagal-

    • @duriiel9632
      @duriiel9632 Місяць тому +34

      As a champ you better be able to learn

    • @devonthomson9041
      @devonthomson9041 Місяць тому

      @@duriiel9632true but not from this dummy

    • @frankt5987
      @frankt5987 Місяць тому

      😂

    • @squaddizzle85
      @squaddizzle85 Місяць тому +4

      @@duriiel9632respect

  • @dunno6442
    @dunno6442 Місяць тому +49

    “Did you see the difference between me and him” I mean there was none but keep dreaming 😂

    • @Vivungisport
      @Vivungisport Місяць тому +3

      Yeah! Saw it too.
      Dunno why I felt so embarrassed to see how absent-minded mr. Seagul are..

    • @user-kf1do7en9t
      @user-kf1do7en9t 14 днів тому

      Right💯🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂, and Seagal you will learn I'll give you 1 of these🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂😂

  • @GentleRailings
    @GentleRailings Місяць тому +16

    I think Jake Paul will call out Sensei Segal next...

  • @mikeross111
    @mikeross111 Місяць тому +758

    Seagull is so delusional but I love it 😂

    • @1Straightwhiteman
      @1Straightwhiteman Місяць тому

      I can't help but be intrigued by his ignorance. Ha

    • @jimh.412
      @jimh.412 Місяць тому +14

      Him and Corey Feldman should have a TV show 😂

    • @mikeross111
      @mikeross111 Місяць тому +2

      @@jimh.412 🤣

    • @cameronturner7077
      @cameronturner7077 Місяць тому +8

      irritating as hell

    • @markymark4068
      @markymark4068 Місяць тому +20

      He's also probably delusional about his weird vampire hair as well

  • @MyNnavarro
    @MyNnavarro Місяць тому +2248

    Steven Seagal taught birds how to flap their wings and that’s why birds fly. 😅

  • @powmanmoto
    @powmanmoto Місяць тому +4

    Why is everyone ragging on Steven Seagal?? 👏👍💪 He is legit! If he wasn't they wouldn't be training with him.

  • @luigirnotyourbusiness8127
    @luigirnotyourbusiness8127 20 днів тому +3

    Steven is still lethal, call it bullshido or whatever, he can still kick your ass

  • @digitalvalidity9553
    @digitalvalidity9553 Місяць тому +1222

    Just recently, Seagal taught Trump the art of head movement.

    • @bronzebantu
      @bronzebantu Місяць тому +11

      😂😂😂

    • @mannycader1654
      @mannycader1654 Місяць тому +8

      😂

    • @kdee8166
      @kdee8166 Місяць тому +12

      Unfortunately

    • @jeanchristophevalossiere
      @jeanchristophevalossiere Місяць тому +4

      Great transmission chain; from chuk to Keanu then from keanu to seagal

    • @kdee8166
      @kdee8166 Місяць тому

      @@digitalvalidity9553Did you pray for Nancy Pelosi's husband that Trump mocked when he got battered with a hammer in his own home?

  • @marioritchie5845
    @marioritchie5845 Місяць тому +834

    “Blind him” is wild 😂 must’ve taught Jon Jones

    • @jermboy47
      @jermboy47 Місяць тому +5

      💯

    • @Real-talk10167
      @Real-talk10167 Місяць тому +6

      Jon Jones Master

    • @talisb7883
      @talisb7883 Місяць тому +9

      Underated comment

    • @kaybee3781
      @kaybee3781 Місяць тому +3

      That's FKING illegal!!

    • @StoningXStephen
      @StoningXStephen Місяць тому +2

      No way bro! Jon Jones is the master when it comes to eye pokes.

  • @billyrock8305
    @billyrock8305 6 днів тому +1

    Seagal single handedly obliterated a dozen donuts while asleep. 🍩

  • @nyanbemoyanz7989
    @nyanbemoyanz7989 Місяць тому +5

    That was Alex's best acting so far.😂

  • @samcox987
    @samcox987 Місяць тому +626

    No one is more impressed with Steven Seagal than Steven Seagal

    • @BusinessEmail-wq9be
      @BusinessEmail-wq9be Місяць тому

      😂😂😂

    • @darrylsmith452
      @darrylsmith452 Місяць тому +6

      Very underrated comment! 😂😂😂

    • @phlowphree2853
      @phlowphree2853 Місяць тому +1

      😆💯

    • @davedriscoll6324
      @davedriscoll6324 Місяць тому

      Most Type A have this blindness. They simply don't see how laughable they are. They REALLY believe they are great, everyone else is beneath them and as they get older it gets worse. Naturally more dumb experiences like dumb fights, fallen outs, stupid choices and now don't have the youth or followers to mask their pathetic ness any more. Axl Rose, Davis Lee Roth, Snoop, Liam gallagher are examples...

    • @bcress9627
      @bcress9627 Місяць тому

      I'd love about 10% of that delusion

  • @nabinkulung6809
    @nabinkulung6809 Місяць тому +4187

    "Did you see the difference between me and him? You'll learn" said by a clown to one of the greatest fighter in combat sports🤡

    • @anilotep2699
      @anilotep2699 Місяць тому

      Your a kid you won't know him so stfu

    • @EchosBeat
      @EchosBeat Місяць тому +74

      What you on about? Steven segal is a black belt ffs 🤣

    • @groscaramelmou2583
      @groscaramelmou2583 Місяць тому +98

      ​@@EchosBeat so is Alex in jjb..

    • @user-vh7ks8px3s
      @user-vh7ks8px3s Місяць тому +197

      @@EchosBeatblack belt in one of the most useless martial arts

    • @kentracer4129
      @kentracer4129 Місяць тому +48

      ​@@groscaramelmou2583 what's jjb? Did you mean BJJ?

  • @adilchouayh133
    @adilchouayh133 Місяць тому +8

    For those bullying steven. He is the real shit. HE TRULY IS A GREAT MASTER. You don't stand a fucking chance against the fat tall aging dude. Trust me guys

    • @Zaman45I.D.G.A.S
      @Zaman45I.D.G.A.S Місяць тому +1

      Let them speak louder.. i know steven about 20years ago coaching the fb1 agent.. i think they dont know that.. all people's eyes to so call the champion.. but they didnt hear or know the real champion in real life.. maybe because fighting in the cage is more champion they thought.. so many champion and master out there.. steven 1 of them.. dont cave your self..

    • @timothycarnagie750
      @timothycarnagie750 Місяць тому

      Steven a joint breaker, he’s a weapon

    • @The-walloper
      @The-walloper Місяць тому

      ​@@Zaman45I.D.G.A.SSteven, is that you?

    • @TigersPawYT
      @TigersPawYT Місяць тому

      @@Zaman45I.D.G.A.Sand Bruce lee is the greatest martial artist of all time (even though he fought no one)

    • @ianohara6398
      @ianohara6398 Місяць тому

      ​@@The-walloper😂😂😂

  • @Redeyed_Wookie
    @Redeyed_Wookie Місяць тому +38

    He once single handedly annihilated an entire bag of Doritos with his hands tied behind his back.

  • @rizwanhussain645
    @rizwanhussain645 Місяць тому +127

    Steven Seagal is in a deadly fight with....Insulin resistance 😂

    • @alanaliyev456GT
      @alanaliyev456GT Місяць тому +1

      like all superheavy strongmen... his.14" hands are not in trans fat

    • @rizwanhussain645
      @rizwanhussain645 Місяць тому

      @@alanaliyev456GT 😂

  • @XoXo475
    @XoXo475 Місяць тому +501

    Absolutely terrifying is how much seagull believes he’s actually a master at his craft of KFC.

    • @jashanestone
      @jashanestone Місяць тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @valderja
      @valderja Місяць тому +5

      The grease makes him fast with his hands. 😅🤪😎

    • @BASSLIFE4EVR187
      @BASSLIFE4EVR187 Місяць тому

      Yo i thought he was just acting in movies i seen this tournament he was in and after that i never doubted him again it's just cuz he got big so everybody thinks because he ain't got a six-pack and built and it's not that he's not this great fighter motherfuker you could be fat and be a fuck somebody up just because you fat don't mean that you ain't got skills it says he might be a little slower or something like that and it's not but he has these like his skills are like like taekwondo is they got a lot of kicking and him he got a lot of hand movement and it's not he can break any part of your arms fingers everything he can do he will twist your wig and have before you even realize what happened you say when he did that I do that dude is a beast that fighter and he just grabs his hand like nothing and he was like I fuck said it in Spanish and he never lost a fight in his life he breaks bones and head's they stopped the camera because what he was showing them is illegal his hands are considered deadly weapons it's like he has a gun but it's just hands he took down Shaolin monks and those dudes are bad as hell step to him and when he breaks you that's when you'll realize you fucked up

    • @48_CP
      @48_CP Місяць тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Trappys
      @Trappys Місяць тому +6

      In the martial arts world, he's actually respected. I've met some high-level mma guys who have actually met him and validated some of his stuff

  • @JesseCrucible
    @JesseCrucible 25 днів тому +2

    Even Chuck Norris shits in his pants for the 1st time in his life watching this

  • @drewprice8468
    @drewprice8468 Місяць тому +2

    “You will learn…”
    Thank you, Sensei

  • @tighttight1506
    @tighttight1506 Місяць тому +346

    The "chama, chama" absolutely killed me 😂

    • @englishfam9675
      @englishfam9675 Місяць тому +7

      It must be the same as let go instead of lets go 😂😂

    • @ricardoronaldo837
      @ricardoronaldo837 Місяць тому +5

      I started laughing by myself in the dark at 4 am

    • @PaPaPOVEY
      @PaPaPOVEY Місяць тому +4

      ​@@englishfam9675Uncle, uncle

    • @nvidiazimbabwe5914
      @nvidiazimbabwe5914 Місяць тому +1

      Ahahahhahahaha i cant even breathe

    • @german18072
      @german18072 Місяць тому

      actually he is saying calm calm.. i think that he is saying to alex to be calm because seagull actually try to snap his fnger

  • @HaltDieKlappa
    @HaltDieKlappa Місяць тому +966

    "Do you see the difference between me and him?"
    Yes. Yes, I do actually.

  • @B1GJOHNSTUD
    @B1GJOHNSTUD Місяць тому +6

    steven is the reason
    that
    cobra kai never dies!!

  • @MasmydaMusy
    @MasmydaMusy 15 днів тому +1

    Seagal made much more money than you making this clip.

  • @Mooscapeli33
    @Mooscapeli33 Місяць тому +58

    Make no mistake about it !! Mr. Seagal is a Legend…in his “OWN MIND”!!! 😂

  • @fishsticks8155
    @fishsticks8155 Місяць тому +177

    Steven has to be doing satire at this point. No way hes genuinely that crazy

    • @outlander234
      @outlander234 Місяць тому

      Narcissistic personality disorder

    • @tonycruz5643
      @tonycruz5643 Місяць тому +6

      He actually knows something especially when he showed them how painful wrist control can be.he is more dangerous than many think.

    • @nikoglucina4173
      @nikoglucina4173 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@tonycruz5643That. And he genuinely is that crazy!

    • @YusufAlbeizani
      @YusufAlbeizani Місяць тому +8

      @@tonycruz5643this Aikido bs doesn’t work in a real fight lmao. Y’all need to get your heads out of the hollywood fictional scene and face reality.

    • @XTGAMEZ009
      @XTGAMEZ009 Місяць тому +4

      @@tonycruz5643 He knows stuff but this technique of his only works for stationary opponent..

  • @rytiye4982
    @rytiye4982 Місяць тому +3

    "Does he have to be filming now?" 🍿🍿👀👀👀👀
    🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆

  • @Willfight4f00d
    @Willfight4f00d День тому

    And just like that, Steven Seagal debunked the idea that men “can’t get pregnant.”

  • @richbartsch7322
    @richbartsch7322 Місяць тому +5106

    Bro is the biggest fraud in combat history 😂😂 bro aint no way lil bro has ever beaten anyone in a fight

    • @nabinkulung6809
      @nabinkulung6809 Місяць тому +29

      100% √√

    • @anilotep2699
      @anilotep2699 Місяць тому +194

      He's a legend you fools today's kids doesn't know him

    • @anilotep2699
      @anilotep2699 Місяць тому

      He's a legend you kiddos weren't even born so stop commenting idiots

    • @Dadrian91
      @Dadrian91 Місяць тому +140

      You are the fool .
      He truly is a bad ass .
      He has black belts in
      Aikido
      Karate
      Judo
      Kenjitsu
      Kendo😅😅😅😅😅

    • @Ji73hs8jshfn
      @Ji73hs8jshfn Місяць тому +207

      @@Dadrian91u look like steven segal ofc ur biased

  • @xCaleb_
    @xCaleb_ Місяць тому +102

    Ah yes, the ancient art of “Bullshido”

  • @user-k3pal3b4n4k0
    @user-k3pal3b4n4k0 15 годин тому

    Chuck Norris= The Force
    Steven Seagal= Jabba The Hutt

  • @HistoryOnTheLoose
    @HistoryOnTheLoose Місяць тому +130

    Steven seagal started a country just to have a home for that accent.

    • @ali3745
      @ali3745 Місяць тому +7

      😂😂😂😂 lmfao funniest comment I've seen today

    • @CarnalEssence
      @CarnalEssence Місяць тому +5

      His accent has an accent lol 😂

    • @Hawklife777
      @Hawklife777 Місяць тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @judah6152
      @judah6152 Місяць тому +2

      Lololololololol!

    • @user-sz8yp2mf2y
      @user-sz8yp2mf2y Місяць тому

      А что такого с его акцентом? Я просто из России, я не понимаю ваших шуток про акцент ребята. Разве у него ни американский акцент, он же из Америки.

  • @datube5913
    @datube5913 Місяць тому +77

    Segal got that Dracula Flow hairline. Respect.

    • @Jdowling357
      @Jdowling357 Місяць тому +2

      😂😂

    • @Bagman07
      @Bagman07 Місяць тому +3

      Eddie Munster

    • @MC-24
      @MC-24 Місяць тому

      Asked about the filming because he felt his hat coming loose.

  • @johntorre1213
    @johntorre1213 Місяць тому +1

    Steven Segal forgot his deadly weapons, spoon, fork and knife.

  • @treeherder7712
    @treeherder7712 Місяць тому +128

    The way he rests his hands on his gut like it's a portable table 😂😂😂

  • @bobjimbobjim9006
    @bobjimbobjim9006 Місяць тому +1234

    Alex is sitting there like “aight bro 😂”

    • @macandrews9548
      @macandrews9548 Місяць тому +11

      Not really looked like he was ready to cry when he grabbed his hand

    • @mattia2377
      @mattia2377 Місяць тому

      ​@@macandrews9548 sure, in a real life situation or in the octagon he would be standing here just waiting to get his hand grabbed by an obese person

    • @bobjimbobjim9006
      @bobjimbobjim9006 Місяць тому +21

      @@macandrews9548 lol my point is Alex doesn’t need someone to teach him how to punch he’s like one of the hardest hitters in the world

    • @higharchbishopofteatasting6217
      @higharchbishopofteatasting6217 Місяць тому +7

      ​@@macandrews9548Yeah, go and try a wrist lock dawg, tell me how fast the other guy crys, or how long it takes to get your face mashed in.

    • @michaelgill565
      @michaelgill565 Місяць тому +3

      @@bobjimbobjim9006 You must remember Steven Seagal is 70+ years old. You can tell he was a knockout artist in his day (even still might be).

  • @WantOxide
    @WantOxide 16 днів тому +1

    He looks like woody woodpecker's neighbour😂😂

  • @tigerkhris9465
    @tigerkhris9465 9 днів тому

    No hay que olvidar que Segal es actor, el otro es un Campeón real...

  • @TheLucieFurr
    @TheLucieFurr Місяць тому +38

    Always that Drunk Uncle late on Christmas night

  • @hanswurst7692
    @hanswurst7692 Місяць тому +357

    When I was born Steven Seagull showed up to the Hospital and showed me how to breathe and that’s why I’m alive. Thanks Master!

    • @benhartland4708
      @benhartland4708 Місяць тому +9

      yours was the only one that made me laugh lol!!!

    • @youngsauce139
      @youngsauce139 Місяць тому +11

      Underrated comment this deserves the most likes tbh 😂

    • @1ma4ighter
      @1ma4ighter Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ajnagz
      @ajnagz Місяць тому +1

      Lol

    • @nevamind7686
      @nevamind7686 Місяць тому

      lmassoff!

  • @Dario_Mazzella1975
    @Dario_Mazzella1975 Місяць тому +8

    One day Seagal will say : You know why Tyson beat Spinks? Because I told him how to punch different "

  • @arleco12
    @arleco12 12 днів тому

    To put an MMA world champion on his knees with a wrist lock is disrispectful as fuck. Is to not acknowledge that Alex is being condescending with him.

  • @loves2smooch384
    @loves2smooch384 Місяць тому +1194

    What sucks about Steven Segal is that hell give you one lesson then take credit for your entire career

    • @networkengineer2734
      @networkengineer2734 Місяць тому +34

      Is that lesson even useful ?
      Like what lesson exactly? 😅

    • @samuelcalderon5264
      @samuelcalderon5264 Місяць тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-cb5qz5fj4e
      @user-cb5qz5fj4e Місяць тому +2

      He doesn't have 2 teach or tell u shots. Just listen, u might win at something 1 day...

    • @dawghe
      @dawghe Місяць тому

      Ain't now way Steven segal made a burner ​@@user-cb5qz5fj4e

    • @pramodbisht5294
      @pramodbisht5294 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jackvaughan4115
    @jackvaughan4115 Місяць тому +1534

    "Ive been a ufc coach for like 55 years" - steven seagal

    • @mr.constitution
      @mr.constitution Місяць тому +7

      Lol

    • @dm3892
      @dm3892 Місяць тому +14

      That move he did is called a skippyy

    • @jimreti
      @jimreti Місяць тому +6

      ​@@dm3892😂 skip skip skip

    • @Ricardo-fr5mf
      @Ricardo-fr5mf Місяць тому +10

      Love me some Segura

    • @user-ww4ew9ti6m
      @user-ww4ew9ti6m Місяць тому +1

      Dude is a master of masters in Hapkido? See him drag the champ to the ground by his hand? He is not a prankster

  • @raideryka
    @raideryka 2 дні тому

    Deadly moves from Sensei Seagal, such a power he learned in his experience as CIA/NSA/Secret Service/KGB agent 😂😂😂😂

  • @onestrike6582
    @onestrike6582 День тому

    Full cooperation is the key to make bullshido work

  • @jae-gw6tl
    @jae-gw6tl Місяць тому +97

    pereira's facial expression of "why am I agreeing to this BS" makes it more hilarious😆

  • @Livershotsrt
    @Livershotsrt Місяць тому +807

    Bro caught a finger lock and couldn’t say anything but “Chama, Chama”😂

    • @3.V.
      @3.V. Місяць тому +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @caseymiller607
      @caseymiller607 Місяць тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @PersonaP369
      @PersonaP369 Місяць тому +3

      What does that mean? 🙂

    • @Omnent
      @Omnent Місяць тому +13

      @@PersonaP369🗿

    • @gezdunyayi4444
      @gezdunyayi4444 Місяць тому +1

      You know who that bro is. Don't you?

  • @abovenbeyondyou5560
    @abovenbeyondyou5560 Місяць тому +3

    Yall gonna stop grinding my mans Steven up lol I cant 😂😂

  • @billdublewhopper3064
    @billdublewhopper3064 Місяць тому

    Id like to see seagal deflect a high school wrestler

  • @kingsambo5321
    @kingsambo5321 Місяць тому +314

    Bullshido had me dead

    • @jamesgreen7675
      @jamesgreen7675 Місяць тому +3

      Bull Shit Do😂

    • @Benny-em3zg
      @Benny-em3zg Місяць тому

      😂

    • @FrxBass
      @FrxBass Місяць тому +3

      ​@@jamesgreen7675We all got it with the first comment, but thanks for explaining 😂

  • @phillipd.paynephd.8170
    @phillipd.paynephd.8170 Місяць тому +379

    Getting a custom hairpiece shaped like a receding hairline is diabolical

    • @ohmysticoh2825
      @ohmysticoh2825 Місяць тому +28

      Steven was like, "I want the widows peak. Give me the widows peak, it shows my wisdom."

    • @Spychopunk2077
      @Spychopunk2077 Місяць тому

      Thật hair line is so fking ridiculous.

    • @Cmyswagg83
      @Cmyswagg83 Місяць тому +1

      bro Im dead

    • @marcotelli1601
      @marcotelli1601 Місяць тому +6

      Hairpiece? That's a Sharpe

    • @hillybilly99999
      @hillybilly99999 Місяць тому +3

      thats velcro to stick his headgear on...

  • @alamatatoday8002
    @alamatatoday8002 Місяць тому

    S.Seagal: dragging alex down to the ground
    Alex : Chama Chama 😂😂

  • @jbfinishingsjellebilliau9054
    @jbfinishingsjellebilliau9054 18 днів тому

    The only fight steven seagal has not won is the fight against his bloodsugar😂

  • @mig3420
    @mig3420 Місяць тому +669

    The ego on this dude is hilarious

    • @iamcomanche9184
      @iamcomanche9184 Місяць тому +3

      Amazing isn’t it watching a legend

    • @alexandersupertramp7353
      @alexandersupertramp7353 Місяць тому +8

      ​@@iamcomanche9184🤣🤣🤣🤣 In his own mind!

    • @Hugh-Glass
      @Hugh-Glass Місяць тому +5

      His pool cover gee is pretty funny as well

    • @danielrodriguez5165
      @danielrodriguez5165 Місяць тому +3

      Agree but he does know how to fight and he’s big af

    • @kinggtae8011
      @kinggtae8011 Місяць тому

      he's doin this while you're sittin around on yourube commenting on his life, the ego on you is way worse u bum

  • @z1ggyn124
    @z1ggyn124 Місяць тому +29

    When Steven Seagal walks in, the buffet taps out.

  • @benjaminburke9597
    @benjaminburke9597 10 днів тому

    Segal: “I’ve been showing Alex this for like 45 years.”

  • @NameThatSong1
    @NameThatSong1 16 днів тому

    He's not only the "Cheap Press-On Hair" President... he's also a client!

  • @4menotu
    @4menotu Місяць тому +28

    Steven Seagal is slowly turning into Dracula

  • @aaron4820
    @aaron4820 Місяць тому +417

    Okay he looks like an SNL impression of Steven Seagal instead of actual Steven Seagal

    • @jerryisaacks
      @jerryisaacks Місяць тому +1

      😂

    • @DirtyMikeHoncho
      @DirtyMikeHoncho Місяць тому +6

      Lol how he get his hair line like that 😂

    • @miguelml5987
      @miguelml5987 Місяць тому

      😆

    • @frankiehitman2610
      @frankiehitman2610 Місяць тому +1

      Will sasso 😂

    • @gingerbreadman1969
      @gingerbreadman1969 Місяць тому +1

      What are you talking about? This is how Steven Seagull has looked for the past 30 yrs. He was fit for the span of 2 terrible movies. 😆

  • @user-lj3yn9ex7d
    @user-lj3yn9ex7d 14 годин тому

    Стивен крутой Мужик!!! 🙏👍здоровья ему!!! Это круто!!!

  • @johnzwicker9717
    @johnzwicker9717 13 днів тому

    Segal is the only person chuck Norris is afraid to say hi to

  • @foxmulder4196
    @foxmulder4196 Місяць тому +164

    Steven Seagal looks like he should be working in a comic book store..

    • @jordanrivas2698
      @jordanrivas2698 Місяць тому +1

      Like the Simpson’s comic book store owner

    • @tehfuqizg0inon588
      @tehfuqizg0inon588 Місяць тому

      Wait I thought this was Sam hyde doing some high level trolling

    • @johnk6714
      @johnk6714 Місяць тому +1

      More like a store with a curtained of doorway at the back of the store Adults Only section deagals back there all sweaty and greasy with bad red lighting ugh Iam making myself feel sick

    • @terryhatfield1758
      @terryhatfield1758 Місяць тому

      Best comment everrrr !!

    • @DTKRDMNK
      @DTKRDMNK Місяць тому +2

      He'd have so many actions figures of himself
      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @urielhernandez3546
    @urielhernandez3546 Місяць тому +276

    Alex repeating “chama” on the ground has me crying 😂😂

  • @Thetrue70
    @Thetrue70 15 годин тому

    That’s when all Brazilian went downhill after met this dude 😂

  • @macauragurag
    @macauragurag Місяць тому

    if Charlie Zelenof was successful we have two Steven Seagal on this planet

  • @jonathancooper8589
    @jonathancooper8589 Місяць тому +21

    Steven seagal putting that terrible accent on is probably the best he's acted in his life lol

  • @josevilla3709
    @josevilla3709 Місяць тому +210

    Next interview, Seagal: i taught Pereira everything he knows.

  • @PharaoahMonk
    @PharaoahMonk Місяць тому

    "i'm gonna give you one of these"....legend goes that the kid still awaits for his piece of wood.

  • @pukgai
    @pukgai 14 днів тому

    I love this jokes about Steven Seagal and I laugh too but nobody ever told this to his Face.

  • @user-co9fh4qd6q
    @user-co9fh4qd6q Місяць тому +18

    Steven survived in the Amazon jungle with nothing but a toothpick and hair lice

    • @LewisBerry-ew1we
      @LewisBerry-ew1we Місяць тому +1

      He survived by feasting on his head lice.. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Boxing_90s_hiphop
    @Boxing_90s_hiphop Місяць тому +561

    Forget if he is real or fake can we appreciate his perfect triangle hairline

  • @TheJojoso
    @TheJojoso 5 днів тому

    Tony Ferguson the type to listen to Steven Seagal

  • @carlosmarinay9380
    @carlosmarinay9380 21 день тому

    The ego in Seagal is like no other!! 😂😂

  • @footballmagic1828
    @footballmagic1828 Місяць тому +317

    respect for Pereira for actually listening to him and not laughing

    • @user-mr8to9qq5g
      @user-mr8to9qq5g Місяць тому +34

      It was just the language barrier 😂

    • @Sam-zt8dg
      @Sam-zt8dg Місяць тому +1

      Pereira is always serious. Nothing new

    • @MISCELLANEOUSGOON
      @MISCELLANEOUSGOON Місяць тому

      The translator definitely cooked his ass

    • @yeahkevinn
      @yeahkevinn Місяць тому +6

      I think we would have a little more respect if Alex said "But what if I hit you?"

    • @Bosstradamus_
      @Bosstradamus_ Місяць тому +6

      Alex didn't understand a single word

  • @Notenufftime2
    @Notenufftime2 Місяць тому +280

    Steven Seagal looks like the grand wizard of biscuits and gravy.

  • @15ecstasy
    @15ecstasy Місяць тому

    Steven Seagal looks like a hybrid of
    Eddie Munster, Rex Kwon Do, and Comic Book Guy from Simpsons.

  • @Jes.V3
    @Jes.V3 Місяць тому

    steven segal is the real life version of a fully matured kung fu panda !

  • @V2leria2
    @V2leria2 Місяць тому +177

    Seagal is gona be front row at the next fight nodding his head and be like "I taught him that"

  • @The-Last-Wiseman
    @The-Last-Wiseman Місяць тому +633

    "CHAMA CHAMA"🗿🗿🗿🗿

    • @truthresonator
      @truthresonator Місяць тому

      What does it mean?

    • @user-ff1mx4gm1d
      @user-ff1mx4gm1d Місяць тому +4

      Lets go ​@@truthresonator

    • @sherblygordon2364
      @sherblygordon2364 Місяць тому

      @@user-ff1mx4gm1dnahhhh that don’t

    • @Norbi3Q
      @Norbi3Q Місяць тому +7

      ​@@truthresonatorAlex explain this could mean anyting u can be happy and say Chama!😀 or u can be sad and say chama😢 its something like Kurwa in Poland

    • @LuckyMarino133
      @LuckyMarino133 Місяць тому +1

      let's go , but the word is flame chama = flame 🔥 ​@@truthresonator

  • @user-ri4yj8rj3f
    @user-ri4yj8rj3f Місяць тому

    The best part of every Seagull's youtube videos is the comment section

  • @jamestalbott2923
    @jamestalbott2923 Місяць тому

    Dude looks at Seagal as a joke

  • @NicolasAlcalde
    @NicolasAlcalde Місяць тому +184

    Thank you, Steven, for offering to teach one of the most powerful strikers on earth how to punch.

    • @s_the_first
      @s_the_first Місяць тому +8

      one of the most powerful strikers on earth? I very much doubt that. Maybe in MMA. but not on earth. Due to the safe distancing in MMA, MMA strikers learn to punch in a way that has limited power. Hence why Joshua absolutely obliterated Ngannou. And Ngannou hits like a truck. There are levels to striking. MMA is not it.

    • @jjB-ds8gl
      @jjB-ds8gl Місяць тому

      Ok

    • @Greg042869
      @Greg042869 Місяць тому +3

      @@s_the_first No, there's a punch machine that measures Newtons of force. There is a new record holder now, but Alex had the highest score recorded for a little while. Not sure how many professional boxers have had a shot at it, though.

    • @abayomijoseph1127
      @abayomijoseph1127 Місяць тому

      😢​@@s_the_first

    • @o.c.d.5844
      @o.c.d.5844 Місяць тому

      @@s_the_firstthis comment is gonna age well. 😂

  • @ys987yy8
    @ys987yy8 Місяць тому +100

    Seagal could either be the biggest troll or he actually believes it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @thelastbreed91
      @thelastbreed91 Місяць тому +3

      No he believes his own bs

    • @robertjenkins715
      @robertjenkins715 Місяць тому +1

      @@ys987yy8 Alex must, or why else would he meet with him?🤔 keyboard warriors are so precious

    • @ronaldhodges8410
      @ronaldhodges8410 Місяць тому

      No he actually believes his bullshit!