Jim Breuer - Marriage Warrior

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  • Опубліковано 21 кві 2011
  • This is a clip from my February Stress Factory show in New Brunswick, NJ about how to become a Marriage Warrior. Enjoy!
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  • @breaking_bear
    @breaking_bear Рік тому +7

    All this marraige humor really puts my wife in the mood. Thanks Jim.

  • @Yeoldepimpe
    @Yeoldepimpe 2 роки тому +13

    Watching this at night as my wife is snoring loud AF next to me and I’m gonna give her a kiss

  • @bodhixxx1
    @bodhixxx1 6 років тому +376

    Jim has such a laid back style that you forget he is actually doing "stand up" it is like he is the funny guy at the party that people gather around.

    • @psychomantis2881
      @psychomantis2881 3 роки тому +15

      I've seen him at a small venue, so we were really close to him. Front row. The entire show it felt like he was personally talking to me. He has that effect on people

    • @viroxd
      @viroxd 2 роки тому +6

      Every comedy club I've ever been to, the starting comics made me feel like I was being fed material.. whereas when the headliner comes up, it doesn't feel like a bit at all, it just feels like they're having a chat with the audience. A pro makes it look so easy too.

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 2 роки тому +2

      That's how he started out: class clown.

    • @dennisjr77
      @dennisjr77 2 роки тому +3

      Well….. you can tell he’s that funny guy.

    • @nozrep
      @nozrep Рік тому +1

      yep never seen him live but I think I totally understand what you mean there. Excellent characterization!

  • @juanlambda27
    @juanlambda27 3 роки тому +51

    It's so sweet that he's obviously still in love with his wife and adores his daughters.

    • @apteryx7080
      @apteryx7080 2 роки тому +2

      heartwarming comedy for that very reaaon

    • @lightofchicagoproductionz9012
      @lightofchicagoproductionz9012 2 роки тому +3

      Its called being a real Man !

    • @juanlambda27
      @juanlambda27 Рік тому

      @@lightofchicagoproductionz9012 no, a real man has a penis between his legs. Loving and caring for your family is called being an adult.

    • @wneumanjr285
      @wneumanjr285 Рік тому +1

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  • @christopherwedemeyer2993
    @christopherwedemeyer2993 2 роки тому +11

    One of the best story tellers in history

    • @MackNcD
      @MackNcD Рік тому +1

      History though? As in the scale of all time? *Think about it*
      Yup 100%

  • @bws1971
    @bws1971 2 роки тому +19

    This advice will literally save my marriage. Thank you, Jim

  • @KarisPigNose
    @KarisPigNose 4 роки тому +84

    He's an overgrown kid and he makes me laugh hysterically.

  • @wasteofspace20
    @wasteofspace20 10 років тому +611

    Bear this in mind about Jim, he's one of the hardest working stand-ups in the business. It's ALWAYS worth going and seeing him live, he's always got new bits. He doesn't do the same act for 15 years like a lot of guys who I won't mention. He's one of the best and I say that will all objectivity. I have nothing but respect for Jim and appreciate his respect for his paying audience, he never takes us for granted.

    • @cathyabraham9110
      @cathyabraham9110 10 років тому +41

      Jim lives about 15 miles from me so he does a lot of last minute shows at the local comedy club The Stress Factory. We go every single chance we get and you are correct....His act never gets old. He always has new bits and stories. And he is a hell of a nice, down to earth guy.

    • @wasteofspace20
      @wasteofspace20 10 років тому +15

      Cathy Abraham
      AWESOME reply, love hearing that! Thanks for sharing that great story!

    • @udeyeightynine
      @udeyeightynine 9 років тому +19

      And he's a metal head. Just fantastic. A top bloke.

    • @MercuryLeo555
      @MercuryLeo555 5 років тому +2

      wasteofspace20 Yes he is

    • @DeuceECLIPSE
      @DeuceECLIPSE 5 років тому +2

      exactly. always new bits and people go out of there way to dislike his videos? gimme a break

  • @icanfartloud
    @icanfartloud 5 років тому +36

    Jim Bruer isn't the typical standup with "bits"...he literally looks at the world, all of it, as something that is ultimately funny because he just is a "laugh at it" medicine man. And we all need that medicine every day.

  • @metalmanjakson01
    @metalmanjakson01 8 років тому +317

    I love how Jim will politely tell people to shut the hell up.

  • @charlesharlan9482
    @charlesharlan9482 Рік тому +4

    His goat bit is awesome. One of the great comedians of our time.

  • @SarahWells777
    @SarahWells777 2 роки тому +5

    Omg!! I love him.He is an awesome comedian and an even better Husband.They are blessed to have each other…

  • @craigreed751
    @craigreed751 2 роки тому +11

    LONG LIVE PAINT!! LMAO!! For those who don't get it I strongly suggest you check the video of Jim talking about his experience in the paint department at Sears! I literally had tears in my eyes I was laughing so much!

  • @alastair7095
    @alastair7095 3 роки тому +49

    That “I’m gonna make you wear a hat all night” joke was such a middle school teacher move 😂

    • @NeuroticNightmares07
      @NeuroticNightmares07 2 роки тому +9

      Right? I mean I have been out of middle school for nearly 35 years and I still felt a sudden twinge of "oh crap Mrs Anderson is gonna make me stand in the corner again"

    • @jonathonholifield3166
      @jonathonholifield3166 2 роки тому

      It was sure as hell better than the rest of it

  • @Sarcastrophus
    @Sarcastrophus 2 роки тому +10

    I've been a fan since the mid 90s. You're awesome, Jim!

  • @tylerpowers6270
    @tylerpowers6270 9 років тому +379

    Jim is so funny. He's pretty underrated considering how good he really is.

    • @AndrewGMusician
      @AndrewGMusician 6 років тому +6

      Tyler He could tell me about his trip to the gas station and I would be rolling on the floor. I think he stays out of the limelight so he never gets to the next level. I’m with you though he is one of the few that literally kills me.

    • @cjcorey6099
      @cjcorey6099 6 років тому +2

      Tyler not really guys loaded

    • @cjcorey6099
      @cjcorey6099 6 років тому

      As of last year he was worth three million

    • @Veggamattic
      @Veggamattic 6 років тому

      So?

    • @josephblanchard6248
      @josephblanchard6248 4 роки тому

      @@cjcorey6099 *That's not really what they meant by their comment (atleast as far as I can tell anyway), but what they actually meant is that he should actually be one of the big ones out there selling out arenas and doing big tours such as that and ect., ect. It's not about the money or whatever, or what they're currently worth tbh.*

  • @AmyTinoco
    @AmyTinoco 2 роки тому +13

    I love his clean funny material!! I can relate to 100% of what he talks about , It's great and he is a really nice person!

  • @Joseph-xx4wv
    @Joseph-xx4wv 2 роки тому +19

    I have been listening to Jim speak for years now and his transformation is amazing to see. God bless him

  • @DocJamesH
    @DocJamesH 2 роки тому +7

    15:49 Amen. I love how Jim's a good father first.

  • @josejeovaze4802
    @josejeovaze4802 4 роки тому +53

    He is so great I never even noticed he was clean comic. Amazing.

    • @bjmurrey
      @bjmurrey 2 роки тому +1

      you don't notice on the good ones. The blue comedy is a shortcut to stardom. Jim is too good for that. I love too that he is self-effacing. Like all the time he gets "are you high?" and he says "no this is just the way my face looks" and continues like nothing. He is just truly a fun and genial guy who is acutely observant.

  • @sk8rpunk4real
    @sk8rpunk4real 5 років тому +43

    “This chicken had a family... now he dont”😂😂

  • @HeavyweightMind
    @HeavyweightMind 5 років тому +48

    This is top tier material... He deserves so much more.

  • @james_b1279
    @james_b1279 Рік тому +4

    Killed it Jim, amazing set brother. God bless

  • @patriciabusch4599
    @patriciabusch4599 5 років тому +73

    Hey you! Meatball. Shush it! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Politest way to say shut TF up! I love you man!

  • @gen2917
    @gen2917 2 роки тому +35

    As a wife of an Amazing Husband, who has ADHD; this sounds EXACTLY like a text exchange we would have! 😂

    • @wydopnthrtl
      @wydopnthrtl 2 роки тому +2

      Thanks for sharing nutso... err... I mean you sweet Lady. 😂

    • @DanTheManGruen
      @DanTheManGruen Рік тому +2

      Men have to be amazing to tolerate being intentionally provoked on a daily basis by the one aspect of life we were deceived into believing would make life worth living.

  • @Flamerider68
    @Flamerider68 4 роки тому +30

    I love his goofy laugh so much.. every time I hear him laugh, I start giggling with him..😂😂

  • @bobbyruggs808
    @bobbyruggs808 4 роки тому +10

    I can't believe I am just finding out how funny and brilliant of a comedian that Jim is. This skit was so relevant to me after 25 years of Marriage, really great stuff. His Slayer fans skit is great too.

  • @shannont2524
    @shannont2524 4 роки тому +46

    He has the best laugh ever. It's infectious.

  • @kozmicre982
    @kozmicre982 2 роки тому +5

    Jim is just his authentic self and naturally tells hilarious stories of his own real life experiences which emphasizes the real time he spends by creating a way to share with the world and laughing himself while keeping us all in stitched
    and wise learning.
    I'd be surprised if he even has a script, shocked in fact.
    He is the real deal and it rarely can get any funnier.
    Love you Mr. Bruer sir,
    for sharing yourself, your excellent awareness that laughter is much better than regrets or resenting through seeing the comedy in yourself that so many can sadly and easily miss while we journey through it all in life just the same ways, nothing new under the Sun and along came Jim and were thankful of having you brother
    If you gotta cry do so laughing and watch is heal the soul better than anything else on earth could hold a candle to.

  • @marshmellowavenger
    @marshmellowavenger 4 роки тому +6

    If Jim Breuer flatlined I'd donate him my heart... the world needs more of this!

  • @72Disco1998
    @72Disco1998 7 років тому +261

    Most underrated comedian ever. He's awesome. Why SNL let him go is beyond me. He is so much better then Fallon.

    • @merces47letifer4
      @merces47letifer4 6 років тому +20

      72Disco1998 my pubes are funnier than Fallon

    • @meilei8716
      @meilei8716 6 років тому +12

      because he's so good, he was also starting to be worth more the longer he was on snl. like other professions sometimes, shows will get rid of higher paid veterans for fresher, younger, and cheaper ones

    • @lisaarmstrong5461
      @lisaarmstrong5461 6 років тому +13

      The Tonight Show with Jim Breuer would be a flaming rollercoaster ride on steroids for damn sure.

    • @sasquatchtony982
      @sasquatchtony982 5 років тому +4

      72Disco1998 don't you ever compare Fallon to Breuer again you son of a bitch. :) lol

    • @brucekirk5386
      @brucekirk5386 5 років тому +23

      Snl wants only gays and lesbians and every skit about gays or against Trump

  • @drdoomprevails1439
    @drdoomprevails1439 5 років тому +39

    The funny thing is this is great marriage advice. A good husband and a man knows when to put aside petty pride and anger and care enough to really understand their wives feelings.

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 5 років тому +8

      The opposite must also occur, but it never does.

    • @wendyngwe8348
      @wendyngwe8348 5 років тому

      true true

    • @spongebobmx
      @spongebobmx 4 роки тому

      @@wendyngwe8348 true it never happens on the opposite direction? Yeah so so true

    • @jeffcabral8077
      @jeffcabral8077 2 роки тому +2

      Or the women could just say what they really want and stop talking in code. Lol

    • @pinkyhotmessx69
      @pinkyhotmessx69 Рік тому

      You are so right!

  • @loricrawford1952
    @loricrawford1952 3 роки тому +8

    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, love this guy he gives it 100%...

  • @defier74
    @defier74 2 роки тому +1

    Not only funny but also damn smart. Top lad!

  • @joanwall399
    @joanwall399 7 років тому +108

    I think he is in the top 5 stand up comedians of our time. Love his sense of humor.

    • @funguy29
      @funguy29 5 років тому

      More like Top 6.

  • @renhoek7531
    @renhoek7531 4 роки тому +4

    Such an underrated comic. His delivery is probly the most natural ive ever heard. I love it when you cant really differ whats material or whats just winging it lol this dude is probly so fun to party with

  • @xwinglover
    @xwinglover 11 років тому +6

    Jim's laugh is classic. That was funny. This should be printed in a book

  • @maskedmillionaire
    @maskedmillionaire 10 років тому +18

    STOP MEANS STOP!!
    I nearly choked on that one. Too funny!

  • @velroneramdon2289
    @velroneramdon2289 2 місяці тому

    You can tell Jim was raised right, i like his clean and funny comedy.

  • @jasoncampbell1620
    @jasoncampbell1620 3 роки тому +2

    Totally awesome!!!!!! Jim is sooo funny!!! Great!! My mother loves his chuckle. Great just great!!!!!!! :-) :-)

  • @FatMat426
    @FatMat426 10 років тому +6

    Why-o-why doesn't this video have a million views! This is one of the best jokes/funny stories I've heard in a long, LONG time! Good on you, Mr. Breuer. I'm immediately forwarding this to my brother & his wife so they can understand what it means to be a Marriage Warrior.

  • @Airik1111bibles
    @Airik1111bibles 5 років тому +4

    This guy is not just funny but truly wise...... His comedy is deep I love it! but even better its because of his strong relationships that take it to a personal level that we can relate with.

  • @mynameisnotyours888
    @mynameisnotyours888 2 роки тому +1

    What a blessing this was I only wish our leadership had ur wisdom ur gift bro side note and justice for all is one of the greatest metal albums ever

  • @MultiLisa10
    @MultiLisa10 5 років тому +22

    Love when he talks in his wife's voice

    • @hotnAZ
      @hotnAZ 5 років тому +1

      and in his Dad and Mom's voices love it

  • @harveyd3175
    @harveyd3175 5 років тому +17

    "Im not a mind reader" ... 100% accurate

  • @patlowney2834
    @patlowney2834 6 років тому +9

    Jim Breuer is always so funny. I wish the comedy greats of years passed were here to see him.

  • @OMGIGILY
    @OMGIGILY 8 років тому +53

    I'm clapping! Jim is really something. What a good message also

  • @danigrl86
    @danigrl86 4 роки тому +2

    His stories make me giggle BUT his laugh KILLS me every..time... Hahaha

  • @BenDover-vs7ih
    @BenDover-vs7ih 3 роки тому +2

    I love Jim Breuer!!! One of my favorite comedians.

  • @annsolorzano6817
    @annsolorzano6817 Рік тому

    He handles the few chatterers without “ruining” their liquored fun before getting on with this very funny marital story we all can relate to. Good stuff from Jim….always.

  • @chumanitutanka
    @chumanitutanka 10 років тому +40

    That was awesome, Jim never ceases to entertain me....

  • @cameronclark2373
    @cameronclark2373 Рік тому +3

    Jesus said I'd rather you go into the inner most room of your house to speak to God than to be like the hypocrite that prays in extravagant words Infront of others to be seen as righteous. Paul also talked about not using many extravagant words in prayer for God knows the desires of your heart. You got it right Jim. You're the man dude, love your work

  • @conqueringlion420
    @conqueringlion420 Рік тому +1

    Yes praise the Lord indeed, watching from the navy seal combat base and yes some don’t come home. Let’s give thanks for some gave but some gave all and Jesus gave all to us first

  • @ThatJohnStanley
    @ThatJohnStanley 4 роки тому +7

    I don't think I've ever seen a bad or even a "meh" bit from Jim Breuer. He always kills.
    On a side note. I don't know why. I know it's probably just me... but for some odd reason that logo for the comedy club behind him really makes me want to dig out my old original Nintendo game system. 😉

  • @tinytim71301
    @tinytim71301 2 роки тому +3

    This guy is so damn good.

  • @un11verse11
    @un11verse11 4 роки тому +24

    Moral of the story, to maintain a heathly relationship, all men must become a Jedi Masters

    • @alejo8820
      @alejo8820 4 роки тому

      Or be extremely submisive.

    • @reallyhappenings5597
      @reallyhappenings5597 3 роки тому +1

      @@alejo8820 Subordination of the self is not healthy either, as in everything balance is most effective

    • @rondunlop985
      @rondunlop985 3 роки тому

      @@alejo8820 that only works short term

  • @armancz
    @armancz 12 років тому +14

    this is so hilarious, Jimbo you're a genius and I am guessing a terrific dad, keep it up!

  • @marilynmonroe2910
    @marilynmonroe2910 2 роки тому +1

    I bow to him!!!!!!!

  • @mynameisnotyours888
    @mynameisnotyours888 3 роки тому +2

    Thank u sir, we needed to hear this, it will remain on “the shelf” as a reference n reminder, thanks for the wisdom bro

  • @smokeyou812
    @smokeyou812 Рік тому

    It's not just comedy....it's also free great relationship advice.

  • @ShortbusMooner
    @ShortbusMooner 2 роки тому +1

    I'm really enjoying having subbed to you! All these older vids keep popping into my Recommended feed!! 😁👍

  • @nat.1998
    @nat.1998 Рік тому +1

    Dang, that was awesome!

  • @steveg6199
    @steveg6199 5 років тому +5

    Much respect Jim. Bless you dude!

  • @thegoonies1999
    @thegoonies1999 2 роки тому +1

    Breuer does a perfect Jim Norton impression lol.

  • @577buttfan
    @577buttfan 4 роки тому +4

    I love that Jim can do it clean,hes the man!!!!!!

  • @rosepetals1997
    @rosepetals1997 12 років тому +4

    That "Stop Means Stops" part made me laugh until I was crying! :D

  • @toddhibbard4782
    @toddhibbard4782 Рік тому +2

    That Laugh cracks me up

  • @armancz
    @armancz 9 років тому +24

    That ending is epic \m/ I dont know how many times I saw this already, Breuer fuking rocks!

  • @tinavera2476
    @tinavera2476 7 років тому +8

    if my day is bad, Jim can always flip the script for me. laughin til the tears come. he's the best

  • @danielcluley870
    @danielcluley870 5 років тому +3

    When I was a in College at UF, we had a pep rally called "Gator Growl" that used to bring in comedians for a portion of the show. In 2001 we got to see Daniel Tosh and Dave Attell open up for Jim Breuer. In 2000, we had the late great Mitch Hedberg. But none of them could compare to an unkown comedian we had in 1998 my freshman year known as Dave Chapelle. Crazy!

  • @fixit4u73
    @fixit4u73 6 років тому +3

    This guy might as well have invented funny. What a riot. Love it!

  • @doobysnackhead
    @doobysnackhead 7 років тому +12

    Best storyteller in comedy. Love ya JB!

  • @K1QS_Radio
    @K1QS_Radio 4 роки тому +3

    That was Awesome! My Life in a nutshell. You are funny Jim, I want to party with you.

  • @sissonvapour6156
    @sissonvapour6156 Рік тому

    Man your stuff is just so dang great it makes me cry

  • @Veggamattic
    @Veggamattic 6 років тому +3

    He reminds me of the circle of friends I used to hang with. So damn funny and relatable.

  • @kristinesmart24
    @kristinesmart24 4 роки тому +2

    You've always been a great comedian; great writing & material. Hottest blue eyes in the biz. You look like my first crush, who also was cursed/blessed w the stoner blazed-,eyes. Jeff Brierre--Jim Bruer....happenstance. Continued luck, love, life w your family and career. Thanks for bringing a girl out of depression. K

  • @MorellioBenoir
    @MorellioBenoir 4 роки тому +10

    Incredible set! Jim has to go on Norm's show!

  • @fryone
    @fryone 2 роки тому +1

    He has such an arsenal of man made sound effects!

  • @mikeseguin6443
    @mikeseguin6443 4 роки тому +1

    One of the best comedians I have ever seen.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @notyourbusiness4803
    @notyourbusiness4803 4 роки тому +2

    I love Jim! Hilarious comedian!

  • @PrivateAckbar
    @PrivateAckbar 11 років тому +6

    Keep it up Jim. I just saw the documentary you made about your dad. You're awesome.

  • @axelwulf6220
    @axelwulf6220 4 роки тому +11

    He's as hard hitting as any other comic, and he doesn't have to use explicit language to do it

  • @goudagirl6095
    @goudagirl6095 2 роки тому

    Jim take off your coat and stay awhile, will ya? 😉 😄 GREAT comedy, STAY CLEAN, MAN! You don't know how many people LOVE CLEAN COMEDY! (probably the silent majority) Be blessed! (already like your wife too!)

  • @DavidSmith-ne1zp
    @DavidSmith-ne1zp 4 роки тому +1

    My new favourite comedian!

  • @denisemelucci5885
    @denisemelucci5885 3 роки тому +1

    He’s the best, love him!

  • @dougholdem2898
    @dougholdem2898 2 роки тому +2

    Jim's hysterical! If you haven't watched his "Sear's" routine, find it.

  • @GentleRayneASMR
    @GentleRayneASMR 2 роки тому

    This is the most accurate thing I've ever heard! LMAO!

  • @bull_Tattoo
    @bull_Tattoo 4 роки тому +5

    I think the miscommunication is that men feel like it's a big deal when you get super mad about something, and women think it's normal to feel super mad about a toothbrush 😂

  • @ZOneAGE
    @ZOneAGE 3 роки тому +1

    He's underrated because he loves what he's doing. This guy probably just goes out to comedy clubs to preform and have a good time, he probably gives a shit less about the money. Go Bruer!

  • @ashkrikorian5753
    @ashkrikorian5753 3 роки тому +1

    Damn, you swallowed some legit pride on this one but hey, the results speak !

  • @davefieldhouse5119
    @davefieldhouse5119 3 роки тому +1

    I love this guy Feckin hilarious

  • @pinkyhotmessx69
    @pinkyhotmessx69 Рік тому +1

    I cannot state how not just funny but valuable this was. I love that Jim won't back down on his vocab hes the Jordan Peterson of comedy lol.

  • @LukeTheDuke55
    @LukeTheDuke55 6 років тому +2

    big fan of your recent stuff but oh man this story had me laughing at every turn. love it.

  • @carlosvalenzuela1635
    @carlosvalenzuela1635 2 роки тому

    Love this guy

  • @jamesrockland9616
    @jamesrockland9616 2 роки тому

    Only married men with kids will TRULY relate and appreciate the value of this clip, aside from busting a gut watching him, I feel I just got a free marriage counselling...

  • @matthewdavenport6092
    @matthewdavenport6092 Рік тому

    I wish I would have seen this before I lost my wife and two girls. But by the time it was over it was too late to heal. Too many words, neither willing to take it on the cheek. Now I've missed everything, and haven't seen my girls in 4 years, my oldest being 2 and youngest 1 at the time. Divorce following a move across the country. In the end I'd rather be wrong when I know I'm right a thousand times just to be apart of my girls life. Real wisdom here. Sometimes it's not about being right, it's about being happy.

  • @josepheugene8190
    @josepheugene8190 Рік тому

    Man, he is right on. He did it right. It is so much work to be married. It is hard for us men, to figure it out.

  • @coreymonday1375
    @coreymonday1375 4 роки тому +2

    He has the best laugh

  • @dlev22
    @dlev22 Рік тому

    Amazing

  • @bl4ck0ut22
    @bl4ck0ut22 6 років тому +1

    This bit fucking slayed.