Idiots in Cars episode number 143. Drive safely! ►You can support the channel here: / @avch ►Here you can submit your videos: AVCHsubmitvideo@gmail.com
Of all of the dashcam channels my wife and I watch on the daily, you are the ONLY one that can consistently make us laugh and giggle our a$$es off...thank you sir, you're hilarious and very much appreciated.
Siri is probably posting snarky comments about him, if he used iPhone. Siri: do you want to navigate on the fastest route? Driver: !Si senorita! Siri: you will arrive before you know it, follow my directions. Do it like a man and cross the flood and you'll arrive in less than a minute. Car: flooded. Driver: Siri call 911! Siri: Do you mean Progressive? Calling Progressive Insurance. My battery is low, plug me in before we both die.
one of the main things i learned from your videos. Running into a rogue tire coming at you is goina do some damage, but running over a tire traveling in the same direction as you will launch your car into the air
6:22 I live in the USA. Flashing red means that you must come to a complete stop before proceeding when clear and safe. Treat it like a 4-way stop. We also have flashing yellow which means basically "Caution" proceed after yielding the right of way. Either way it feels like "you may die" when you roll up to flashing lights in USA because most people do not understand that.
I saw multiple intersections where all the lights had a green with a blinking red. I wonder how people would treat that… probably was some sort of glitch or something like that.
@@SparksMC If you're in California the dmv drivers handbook states that any malfunctioning traffic lights should be treated as a stop sign. This is the problem with only having to take the test once. Should have to take the test every 5years to renew it.
what was wrong? The mustang was not doing a mustang thing. But it did Powaaaa ! Great video. You should do a 25 minute live stream each month with the videos of the month and you can narrate. The comments would be so much fun !
'The house crashed into a power line. ' 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (in David Attenborough's voice) 'In the wild, the BMW is not afraid to appear clumsy in its quest to find a mate.' When Priuses ATTACK!
*6:23** Flashing red light = Stop sign = Right hand rule.* *Could be a traffic computer is down... but also some small cities have the ability to turn timed lights off at a certain time of night and then leave 4 red, or 2 red, 2 yellow, flashing lights.*
Thanks for the laughs. I think Noddy and Big Ears were in the little red thing on 4 wheels that fell over. They then upgraded to a similar looking BMW and crashed once again… Can you imagine trying to convince your insurance company that you were hit by a moving house?
There is a game called pinball that's played with a medium-sized round metal ball. Not a four wheeled car, as the driver going around the curve played. As to the blus matchbox car speeding down the lane toward the cammer, it's called a brake peddle. It's used to slow down or stop a vehicle. Perhaps rereading the owners manual will help in locating the brake peddle when it's needed next time. Otherwise, go to a doctor and have yourself a cranial rectum removal procedure.
4:09 Dont worry, his T-Cog(transformation cog) just malfunctioned a little, our boy bumblebee has lost the whole thing once, an he enjoys driving. Then of course there was an ad of the exact car he would turn into as he went to watch some tv with the humans. *INTENSE BUZZING*
For the blinking red lights at that one intersection...if its America....at least in FL I was told that means the signals arent working properly and to consider it a 4 way stop....so car on the right ran the "stop sign" and t-boned the SUV passing through...
1:31 i love these roads but you can only go fast if you can see far ahead, these roads many have 60mph limit so as you can tell when you find a few good ones great visibility you can have some fun, even few jumps if not careful but long straight through the wood narrow road like this is right blast lot fun but before you get to next corner be at speed you can stop like said many times, one favs top of mountain between my home town and villages the other side north Wales narrow and two long straight with slight blind corner in the middle and has two drop offs, my fiesta loved to jump not so much my i20, it really fast road back in my school days 20 years ago remember being mates dad car he was topping 110mph in a wagon / estate i can say i never done those speeds but the only road i will go bit faster, top mountain can see a over mile and only used by some locals they drive mad too. but with these types roads if you want to get up to speed and be slow for corner you really get hot brakes and not long for brake fade and that signals have rest take it easy and reason i prob warped my last disks and go through brake pads, 8 hour drive i take the long way i can spend few hours on these single track lanes you can have fun if no junctions entrances people walking paths field entrances esp in summer and you can see very far ahead then you do 60 but slow before you get to next corner as most blind corners and you can have safe but fun time and not like blue car in this clip
0:52 my friend: *talking about how the whack a mole machine at the arcade wasn't working right* me:"Whack a mole? I think you meant Whack a wall or whack a wall with power." altough now i know what the W in BMW stands for, its Whack a wall with POWER
You know I'm going to say something about the BMW. Well executed, I mean it was a nice smooth crashing experience. I'd say it wasn't his first time. Full points for commitment, he totally went with send-it attitude. But he loses out badly on originality. Sorry, we've all seen it, done it, laughed it off, made the insurance claim, blamed a random Prius. You need to find something more interesting to hit, or a more interesting way to hit it. But Darko your liquid arrogance comment is seriously out of place. Watch it again. BMW was indicating, van pulled out from the same lane WITHOUT indicating then tried to undertake the BMW who was already changing lanes. Van is 1000% at fault there.
2:15 I went on a short drive with a fellow car enthusiast, an elderly friend. He agrees that Dodge drivers are always speeding and cutting lanes. Is this like a global issue?
I don`t know but i would assume that most of the Dodges are in the US and that could be the reason why they are not that big of an issue in the rest of the world. :)
Of all of the dashcam channels my wife and I watch on the daily, you are the ONLY one that can consistently make us laugh and giggle our a$$es off...thank you sir, you're hilarious and very much appreciated.
*I SECOND THAT OPINION*
Thank you so much, it means a lot. :)
@@AVCH I also agree with him
That guy navigating the river full of boulders needs to get a new GPS !!!
Yeah 😂
It probably said "you are on the fastest route continue straight for a quarter mile".
Siri is probably posting snarky comments about him, if he used iPhone.
Siri: do you want to navigate on the fastest route?
Driver: !Si senorita!
Siri: you will arrive before you know it, follow my directions. Do it like a man and cross the flood and you'll arrive in less than a minute.
Car: flooded.
Driver: Siri call 911!
Siri: Do you mean Progressive? Calling Progressive Insurance. My battery is low, plug me in before we both die.
@@losingmyfavoritegame8752 Hahahahahaha 😁
@@AVCH brate jesi iz srbije, ponekad mi se cinj da cujem srpski
Are you from serbia? I sometimes think i hear serbian
in Canada that little red thingy is considered a "mobility scooter"
In the U.K. too.
Probably that is the case in most of the countries.
Have to admit, I laughed just as hard as you did at that "goofy ass car" LOL.
It was really funny 😂
3:14 Hey,that is a car everyone was drawing as a kid... I knew it exists! :D
Yeah 😂
one of the main things i learned from your videos. Running into a rogue tire coming at you is goina do some damage, but running over a tire traveling in the same direction as you will launch your car into the air
That is so true!
6:22 I live in the USA. Flashing red means that you must come to a complete stop before proceeding when clear and safe. Treat it like a 4-way stop. We also have flashing yellow which means basically "Caution" proceed after yielding the right of way. Either way it feels like "you may die" when you roll up to flashing lights in USA because most people do not understand that.
Thanks for letting me know. :)
Yea especially the flashing yellow. Those scare me the most!
I saw multiple intersections where all the lights had a green with a blinking red. I wonder how people would treat that… probably was some sort of glitch or something like that.
@@SparksMC If you're in California the dmv drivers handbook states that any malfunctioning traffic lights should be treated as a stop sign. This is the problem with only having to take the test once. Should have to take the test every 5years to renew it.
@@earthwormandruw Yes, I would treat as a stop sign. What do you mean saying there’s a problem of taking a test only once?
3:13 Altogether now .. "Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white cat" 😂
😂
You seem to have a lot of fun doing these videos 😂 I hope you enjoy them
I do! 😂
@@AVCH almost a little too much 🤣
@@AVCH for real though your like the worlds best narrator
@@KimIlSung84 Thank you, means a lot. 😁
what was wrong? The mustang was not doing a mustang thing. But it did Powaaaa ! Great video. You should do a 25 minute live stream each month with the videos of the month and you can narrate. The comments would be so much fun !
bro mustangs are good drivers some of them aren’t because they drive a bmw and tryna be in disguise
That is a good idea but im not sure if im gonna be able to do it. Thank you! :)
3:14 looks like he was on his way to Busytown to visit his friend Lowly.
😂
A new avch upload. Today is a good day.
How did you do that? Comment exactly word for word what I was thinking?
@@earthwormandruw great minds think alike.
Happy to hear that! :D
'The house crashed into a power line. ' 🤣🤣🤣🤣
(in David Attenborough's voice)
'In the wild, the BMW is not afraid to appear clumsy in its quest to find a mate.'
When Priuses ATTACK!
Hahahaha good one! 😂
"I know, I know, I already booked my ticket to hell!" Best. Line. Ever! (so far). Powahhhhhh!
Hahahaha powaaaa! 😂
It's an Awesome Avch day ... thank you.
Thank you :)
I can't see the road ahead. Oh well. *drives into thick smoke anyway"
Logic +100 😂
That small red car tipping over is straight out of a cartoon.
Yeah 😂
Great as always
Thank you! Cheers!
Great video and amazing humor as always!
Thanks again! :D
@@AVCH keep it up! :D
@@Allisons_Chronicles Will do! 😁
*6:23** Flashing red light = Stop sign = Right hand rule.*
*Could be a traffic computer is down... but also some small cities have the ability to turn timed lights off at a certain time of night and then leave 4 red, or 2 red, 2 yellow, flashing lights.*
A game of Power Whack! 😂
😂
I love your vids
Thanks :D
3:13 lmao bro was running on 2 AA batteries
Hahahaha good one! 😂
another drop from my boi. entertaining as always. whats scary is these videos will never run out lol
Glad you enjoyed, thank you! :)
Thanks for the laughs. I think Noddy and Big Ears were in the little red thing on 4 wheels that fell over. They then upgraded to a similar looking BMW and crashed once again…
Can you imagine trying to convince your insurance company that you were hit by a moving house?
Than conversation would be so funny! 😂
The extended warranty whisper 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
3:53 The Benz G-Wagon was trying to look like a Bumblebee! Look at all of that pollen on its legs! 😅😅😅😅😅
Good luck to him cleaning that. 😂
Thanks for bringing moments of happiness every week. That goofy car got me too.
Glad you enjoyed it! 😂
6:33 here in the USA the blinking red lights mean that the intercession is now a four way stop sign
Alright, thanks for letting me know. :)
@@AVCH you are welcome
@@boomad11 😁
A new upload video... POWA !!!
Powaaa! 😂
I am subbed
Thank you and welcome aboard! :D
The car at the intersection was lucky that the dump truck didn't take a nap right on top of him!
That car was lucky indeed.
7:06 It's in Denmark. The guy in the Mercedes could try to move his foot and use the brake! But the phone didn't warn him! 😂
I can`t see the phone there.
Haaa, stignem kuci i vidim izbacen novi klip , tooo , gg :D
Idemoooo! Nadam se da ti se svidja. :D
@@AVCH Uvek nasmejes , svidja mi se humor :D
@@anikakuzman4333 Drago mi je da to cujem. 😁
I can't understand how those dump trucks can drive and not know their truck bed is raised?? Mysteries of the universe I guess.
Top 10 questions science can`t explain. 😂
There is a game called pinball that's played with a medium-sized round metal ball. Not a four wheeled car, as the driver going around the curve played.
As to the blus matchbox car speeding down the lane toward the cammer, it's called a brake peddle. It's used to slow down or stop a vehicle. Perhaps rereading the owners manual will help in locating the brake peddle when it's needed next time. Otherwise, go to a doctor and have yourself a cranial rectum removal procedure.
Well said! 😂
Hi just saw one of the videos and heard i think croatian and wanted to say ovo je jedan od najboljih kanala koj sam vidio
Iz Srbije sam, hvala ti puno. Veliki pozdrav za tebe! :D
1,000 points for the bmw who hit the wall😂
😂
came for the car crashes, stayed for the commentary
Happy to hear that, thanks! :D
3:14 Motorized Fisher Price Car
Hahahaha yeah
What up, AVCH!
2:25 - well, if you can't "Dodge" it, then "RAM" it? *shrug*
Hahahaha yeah 😂
Alright! Party time! 💨
Agreed! 😂
@@AVCH That's right! lol
@@ShaynaLynn 😁
POWAAA! WHACK! Good game.
Yeah :D
That red Mustang was just out POWERED by a black Mustang.
Powaaa everywhere :D
4:09 Dont worry, his T-Cog(transformation cog) just malfunctioned a little, our boy bumblebee has lost the whole thing once, an he enjoys driving. Then of course there was an ad of the exact car he would turn into as he went to watch some tv with the humans. *INTENSE BUZZING*
😂😂😂
in the USA a blinking red light works like a stop sign
Thanks for letting me know. :)
Hi from NZ
Hey man! :D
Welcome to Pittsburgh @ 3:00, on the outbound Ft. Pitt bridge!
4:09
Insert the overused Optimum Pride meme here
:D
that at the end is called Texas Drift
He was committed.
@@AVCH the cammer was too! That place is just a clumsy warzone
@@AVCH the cammer was too! That place is just a clumsy warzone
@@thatguyineverycommentssection This video showed that very well. 😁
I happen to have my evening beer. 🍻
Great! 🍻😂
For the blinking red lights at that one intersection...if its America....at least in FL I was told that means the signals arent working properly and to consider it a 4 way stop....so car on the right ran the "stop sign" and t-boned the SUV passing through...
Thanks for letting me know. :)
..In the U.S if a signal lights are blinking..drivers has to yield one at a time.
So it becomes a stop sign basically?
My dude!
Hey man! 😂
1:31 i love these roads but you can only go fast if you can see far ahead, these roads many have 60mph limit so as you can tell when you find a few good ones great visibility you can have some fun, even few jumps if not careful but long straight through the wood narrow road like this is right blast lot fun but before you get to next corner be at speed you can stop like said many times, one favs top of mountain between my home town and villages the other side north Wales narrow and two long straight with slight blind corner in the middle and has two drop offs, my fiesta loved to jump not so much my i20, it really fast road back in my school days 20 years ago remember being mates dad car he was topping 110mph in a wagon / estate i can say i never done those speeds but the only road i will go bit faster, top mountain can see a over mile and only used by some locals they drive mad too. but with these types roads if you want to get up to speed and be slow for corner you really get hot brakes and not long for brake fade and that signals have rest take it easy and reason i prob warped my last disks and go through brake pads, 8 hour drive i take the long way i can spend few hours on these single track lanes you can have fun if no junctions entrances people walking paths field entrances esp in summer and you can see very far ahead then you do 60 but slow before you get to next corner as most blind corners and you can have safe but fun time and not like blue car in this clip
2:19 That dodge couldn't dodge that
He couldn`t :D
You sounded surprised when the Mustang didn't crash. 😂
I was 😂
What house doing? Cutting off electricity for half the town, that's what.
That is not a good house. 😂
4:58 well THAT was unexpected
Yep 😂
1:22 idiot in the blue car thought he was a rally driver. Then found out that he isn't.
you got that right! He rally isn't at all -_-
I'll see myself out.
Bro was at the stage 1 😂
3:13 - Ive seen that clip at least a dozen times ...
I haven't. It's my first time seeing it & it's HILARIOUS!
Best video ever! 😂
in teh nascar there once worked the wallride to take over 5 places from 10th to 5th place in the last corner doing teh wallride you can google it ^^
In that case i was wrong. 😁
@@AVCH happens to the best of us ^^
@@dennisschonig6629 True 😁
4:44 For once, it was not the BMW’s fault Lol 😂😂😂
😂
0:21 he was trying to find the tunnel from gta v
But he is looking in the wrong place 😂
😂😂😂😂😂 c'est beau ahahah 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
3:16 WTF 🤣
Exactly 🤣
7:48 id drive more carefully if my business name and number were plastered all over the side of my car 😂
Me too 😂
3:40 twisted metal attack
😂😂😂
0:52 my friend: *talking about how the whack a mole machine at the arcade wasn't working right* me:"Whack a mole? I think you meant Whack a wall or whack a wall with power." altough now i know what the W in BMW stands for, its Whack a wall with POWER
Hahahaha 😂
Powaaaaaa
Powaaaa! 😂
5:59 Prius Jumpscare
Yep, Prius is a scary car. :D
3:05 shhhh quiet I think I hear the sound of an approaching dingle berry it sounds like he’s using powa!!
😁
:Now one(GTA Npc when i don't move out of the way 1:53
Hahahaha 😂
chow!!
Powaaa! :D
POWA
Speeeeed! 😂
dont worry, i'll meet you in hell, i said the first person was in Imola lmao
also im on a mission to watch every one of your videos. wish me luck
Good luck and thank you. When you finish let me know what do you think about the progress of the channel. :)
That woman just oblivious or just don't care. 1:59
Both of them were like: ain`t nobody got time for that! 😂
6:50 they love there car so much they took it to bed with them
Hahahahaha yeah 😂😂😂
jumpscare timestamps:
6:02 Prius
Yeah :D
😂😂😂😂
🤣
You know I'm going to say something about the BMW. Well executed, I mean it was a nice smooth crashing experience. I'd say it wasn't his first time. Full points for commitment, he totally went with send-it attitude. But he loses out badly on originality. Sorry, we've all seen it, done it, laughed it off, made the insurance claim, blamed a random Prius. You need to find something more interesting to hit, or a more interesting way to hit it.
But Darko your liquid arrogance comment is seriously out of place. Watch it again. BMW was indicating, van pulled out from the same lane WITHOUT indicating then tried to undertake the BMW who was already changing lanes. Van is 1000% at fault there.
Thanks for letting me know, i was recording this video at 2am. :)
2:15 I went on a short drive with a fellow car enthusiast, an elderly friend. He agrees that Dodge drivers are always speeding and cutting lanes. Is this like a global issue?
I don`t know but i would assume that most of the Dodges are in the US and that could be the reason why they are not that big of an issue in the rest of the world. :)
looooooool
😂
Hello
Hey
You from Serbia?
Jesam :D
Why do people not stop for anyone
I've asked the same. Apparently, no-one gives a shit. Get your own dash-cam or lose.
That's the general consensus.
I don`t know, it`s strange sometimes.
4:44 Probably the ugliest BMW of all time
3:14 This is much better
I agree! 😂
Am i you or you are me…?
I am me and you are i 😂
😂
wassup
Sup? 😂
@@AVCH i say that when i come early to a video lol
@@maenalatiat4246 That is always nice 😁
@@AVCH hehe can you shout me out i want to tell my cousin im better than him
@@maenalatiat4246 Hahahaha 😁
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