Michael McIntyre Learns About Tinder and Grindr - The Graham Norton Show

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  • Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
  • Graham lets stand up comedian Michael McIntyre in on the secrets of modern dating.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 245

  • @producedbyfieri
    @producedbyfieri 7 років тому +3223

    makes a joke about a "deaf date" while looking eerily similar to van gogh

    • @hoodie04killa
      @hoodie04killa 7 років тому +221

      ProducedByFieri 'earily'

    • @callumsmith7464
      @callumsmith7464 7 років тому +6

      Mike Tyson eerily

    • @MekkaSG
      @MekkaSG 7 років тому +22

      lmaooo omg I was wondering why he looks familiar and you're right .

    • @geedub88
      @geedub88 6 років тому +24

      Callum Smith You missed the pun there.

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 6 років тому +2

      Omg xD

  • @leojah9715
    @leojah9715 9 років тому +951

    "i went on a deaf date" "what?" "no i didn't- that was a terrible joke" xD

    • @Honkwaddle
      @Honkwaddle 6 років тому +49

      "Don't subtitle that, please!" - so quick witted xD

  • @saraneves5704
    @saraneves5704 7 років тому +456

    At 3:10 Michael kinda looks like Emilia Clarke when she's laughing , but the male version of her

    • @gojoubabee
      @gojoubabee 6 років тому +21

      oh my god..... you're right

    • @jeenashrestha4075
      @jeenashrestha4075 6 років тому +4

      I was thinking the Exact thing while watching it!

  • @samspamable
    @samspamable 9 років тому +2169

    That deaf joke was hilarious, Pegg just got 100 points!

    • @jessadios1990
      @jessadios1990 8 років тому +5

      +sam frame Any chance you can explain the joke cause i have no idea what it is

    • @JonathanReite
      @JonathanReite 8 років тому +19

      +jessadios1990 blind date / deaf date. You see what he did there?

    • @jessadios1990
      @jessadios1990 8 років тому +5

      oh i see

    • @Threehundredandsixtyeight
      @Threehundredandsixtyeight 8 років тому +83

      +sam frame And she was like "a what?" thought that was a brilliantly ironic contribution

    • @NosajKnows
      @NosajKnows 8 років тому +5

      I still don't get it..

  • @PhilipWester
    @PhilipWester 8 років тому +792

    I love it how Kylie Minogue totally knew what Grindr is.

    • @stopwritingthatreplyjohnat6638
      @stopwritingthatreplyjohnat6638 5 років тому +28

      Philip Wester everybody knows what grindr is

    • @Dr_KAP
      @Dr_KAP 5 років тому +38

      Well given 98% of her fan base here in Australia would be regular grindr users...

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 3 роки тому +11

      That's because she's queen of the gays

    • @katiakatia2380
      @katiakatia2380 3 роки тому +1

      I wish I have never heard about it!

  • @nikstatate
    @nikstatate 7 років тому +229

    omg bless Michael he is so sweet

  • @naturalbby1722
    @naturalbby1722 3 роки тому +49

    Michael is so funny!!! He’s literally the best storyteller😂😂😭

  • @london2554
    @london2554 5 років тому +30

    0:58 pretending to be blind and falls down a step. His face!!🤣😂

  • @toby2636
    @toby2636 4 роки тому +224

    Michael is struggling too stay sat down, he wants to get up and do stand up.

    • @shakesfirst2443
      @shakesfirst2443 3 роки тому +3

      He'd be good if he was funny.

    • @shakesfirst2443
      @shakesfirst2443 3 роки тому

      @@seandomhnallosullivan2544 I was being completely subjective and know people do find him funny, I just don't.

    • @shakesfirst2443
      @shakesfirst2443 3 роки тому

      Of course I must add, I don't understand people finding him funny.

  • @andresgc770
    @andresgc770 3 роки тому +30

    “I’m married, I don’t plan to go on Tinder or Grindr.” Yeah, that doesn’t resonate with my experience with Grindr lol

  • @neerjad5240
    @neerjad5240 3 роки тому +14

    Love how Simon Pegg casually brings sophistication to everything, like turning dates into 'romantic assignations'!

  • @dreamhobbiz
    @dreamhobbiz 3 роки тому +24

    Kylie sure has aged well. Still as gorgeous as ever. Grew up with her songs, still love them and her.

  • @nymenawitch
    @nymenawitch 5 років тому +37

    Ahhhh Michael literally the funniest comic out there right now!

  • @LadyHashZ
    @LadyHashZ 5 років тому +100

    “I want one” loool

  • @jessicabamber6088
    @jessicabamber6088 4 роки тому +15

    I love Michael's laugh!!🤣🤣

  • @harmonyvegan
    @harmonyvegan 9 років тому +892

    Grindr? I barely know her..

    • @LuluScarn
      @LuluScarn 8 років тому +17

      haha xD...I don't know if you've ever watched 'The Office US' but that reminded me of something the protagonist (Michael Scott) would say xD

    • @camdickson6294
      @camdickson6294 8 років тому +4

      +Louisa YES SAME

    • @dongatello6969
      @dongatello6969 7 років тому +4

      him*

    • @glennmcintosh9232
      @glennmcintosh9232 4 роки тому

      Louisa same

  • @RandomMousee
    @RandomMousee 3 роки тому +5

    1:36
    Michael: "What's Grindr"
    the look afterwards... 😂

  • @chloelg2012
    @chloelg2012 8 років тому +534

    I love that he actually did stalk his wife till she actually developed feelings for him 😂😂

    • @Joey_ott
      @Joey_ott 8 років тому +81

      right stalking is cool....

    • @joshbaggy1
      @joshbaggy1 7 років тому +50

      Chaitanya Reddy He certainly had an edge over the competition.

    • @sukicleo
      @sukicleo 7 років тому +39

      Joshbaggy deffo.... Anyone who can make me laugh as much as he does is attractive to me.... I would take that over looks any day.... 😊

    • @slovnicurling9808
      @slovnicurling9808 3 роки тому

      stalking is very romantic...

  • @ktang001
    @ktang001 3 роки тому +11

    "Their faces don't pop up!" LOL!

  • @rinchhanavuite962
    @rinchhanavuite962 3 роки тому +7

    'You look lovely in this light'....😂😂

  • @lolitabridges4602
    @lolitabridges4602 5 років тому +7

    Michael is so funny. Laugh out loud funny.

  • @DM-it1qf
    @DM-it1qf 9 років тому +171

    1:44 pause it 😂

    • @solm2906
      @solm2906 6 років тому +2

      D M 😅😅

    • @crumblestheclown
      @crumblestheclown 5 років тому +2

      😂👌🏻👌🏻😂👌🏻👌🏻

  • @imabouttosueyoutube6849
    @imabouttosueyoutube6849 4 роки тому +4

    one thing about graham norton video on youtube is that i can't hear them speak on the vid but when you get at the end with the theme song, it'll be really loud my ears are bursting

  • @seizieme
    @seizieme 9 років тому +259

    Michael probably downloaded Grindr right after this lol

    • @MrDyl666
      @MrDyl666 9 років тому +3

      He has a wife haha

    • @blackkittyfreak
      @blackkittyfreak 9 років тому +10

      MrDyl666 Yeah, despite how camp he is, he is indeed married to a woman.

    • @seizieme
      @seizieme 9 років тому +15

      MrDyl666 blackkittyfreak being married to a woman never stopped anybody from experimenting with men

    • @Fandango541
      @Fandango541 9 років тому +16

      blackkittyfreak So what? You'd be amazed how little that means. Out of every five men I met over the years, on average, three of them were married with children. Most of those were highly paid professionals, attorneys, doctors, etc. It wouldn't be too hard to ascertain that most of them were married because it was required for them to be a part of the 'professional' community. I don't say this in order to be combative or defensive. It is merely the truth.

    • @louisholden5127
      @louisholden5127 9 років тому +2

      David Loehmann Might have been a few decades ago...

  • @bonnieashford5207
    @bonnieashford5207 5 років тому +8

    Michael McIntyre so cute; love the way he blushes....

  • @wrightway123
    @wrightway123 9 років тому +59

    Love Michael

  • @michikomanalang6733
    @michikomanalang6733 5 років тому +44

    “I... I want one.” Aww. Haha

  • @codezblack7797
    @codezblack7797 7 років тому +9

    I love Micheal he is soo funny!

  • @BforCali
    @BforCali Рік тому +1

    “What’s Grindr?”
    “Worse.”
    😂

  • @fairyluce20
    @fairyluce20 3 роки тому +3

    Real subtle Michael, real subtle 🤣🤣🤣 at 1:54 - 2:01

  • @randombullshvt
    @randombullshvt 6 місяців тому

    Michael mcintyre is just my entire mood at this rate

  • @BeingTheNerdIAm
    @BeingTheNerdIAm 8 років тому +32

    omg he is adorable!!! hahahahah

  • @jamesofglory
    @jamesofglory 9 років тому +26

    To me, Micheal looks like David Walliams, Graham Norton looks like Peter DInklage and Simon looks like my Design and Technology teacher. WHY DOES EVERYONE LOOK LIKE SOMEONE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ALL OF A SUDDEN?

    • @FuckFeminists
      @FuckFeminists 8 років тому +5

      Haha. Alcohol perhaps? You may be right on the other two, but Michael looks nothing like that Walliams prat.

    • @LJBSullivan
      @LJBSullivan 3 роки тому

      Drugs?

  • @shofnaakthar3651
    @shofnaakthar3651 5 років тому +11

    I find Michael McIntyre so attractive!

  • @_nessz
    @_nessz 9 років тому +37

    I think I laughed a bit too much... ended up snorting a sec, laughed even more because I thought that was ridiculous xD

  • @donotcallmeahipster
    @donotcallmeahipster 9 років тому +348

    la la la...

    • @juliamolloy4326
      @juliamolloy4326 9 років тому +4

      Father John Misty, I see u

    • @donotcallmeahipster
      @donotcallmeahipster 9 років тому +3

      julia molloy well isn't this a strange encounter...

    • @donotcallmeahipster
      @donotcallmeahipster 9 років тому +2

      julia molloy maybe this was destiny, because..., well, everyman needs a companion

    • @juliamolloy4326
      @juliamolloy4326 9 років тому +3

      I feel like we're in a secret club

    • @choosenify
      @choosenify 6 років тому +1

      what a love story, u guys get married together yet?

  • @jonathaneffemey4892
    @jonathaneffemey4892 2 роки тому

    Thanks for posting.

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka 7 років тому +4

    I've met dozens of famous people in my time and never once actually recognised them until somebody a friend told me who they were and what they were famous for.

    • @Cassxowary
      @Cassxowary 10 місяців тому +1

      Except who cares, they’re just people too…

  • @tannerhill6809
    @tannerhill6809 9 років тому +9

    Michael Mcintyre is starting to look like John Travolta in The Punisher

  • @RacingAtHome
    @RacingAtHome 8 років тому +17

    I have a feeling that I might have a similar experience to the Lighter situation.

  • @KT926
    @KT926 8 років тому +16

    I don't have an iPhone so I have no idea what Tinder and Grindr are specifically. I know they are dating apps

    • @ralez1178
      @ralez1178 8 років тому +5

      Grindr is Tinder for homosexuals

    • @jellysharkbat
      @jellysharkbat 8 років тому +10

      They aren't so much dating apps as they are hookup apps...

  • @cocochanel3074
    @cocochanel3074 5 років тому +1

    You are rite about the van Gogh look a like. Luv Luv Luv Michael Mc!!! He is a laugh riot!!

  • @girlygirl4326
    @girlygirl4326 8 років тому +9

    aww I felt bad for Michael when he nearly fell

  • @davymac9866
    @davymac9866 3 роки тому +2

    Kylie knew what Grinder was 🤣

  • @joannharrison8207
    @joannharrison8207 3 роки тому +4

    My husband and I met on a blind date. We have been married for almost 39 years 🎉🌹

    • @joannharrison8207
      @joannharrison8207 3 роки тому

      Thank you so much for pointing out your thought that no one asked. Hope you have a happy night.

    • @florencebrisco1231
      @florencebrisco1231 3 роки тому +1

      @@joannharrison8207 thank you kindly 🙏

  • @leemundoartist9932
    @leemundoartist9932 3 роки тому +1

    Kylie is just lovely.

  • @Interceptor810
    @Interceptor810 9 років тому +144

    when did graham grow that beard?

    • @CynBH
      @CynBH 9 років тому +18

      Interceptor810 WHY did Graham grow that beard? Looks like he's starring in a musical playing Sigmund Freud.

    • @ClimbaRock5
      @ClimbaRock5 9 років тому +4

      Emma x I understood that reference!

    • @GuntherL1
      @GuntherL1 9 років тому +2

      +Interceptor810 an acute form of shavelazyness

    • @NesrineHedri
      @NesrineHedri 9 років тому

      +Emma x what?

    • @emmax8333
      @emmax8333 9 років тому

      AnastasiaHedri FRIENDS

  • @lauramackenzie1157
    @lauramackenzie1157 5 років тому +3

    Lol....20 years ago.. I met my hubby on a blind date.. it can work.

  • @John_Doe....
    @John_Doe.... 6 років тому +1

    1:06 omg that is Kylie Minogue... .. hadn't seen her since she wore that metal dress :D

  • @bluestate69
    @bluestate69 9 років тому +66

    Who wouldn't be happy to meet Kylie Minogue on a blind date???

    • @redfox7953
      @redfox7953 8 років тому +2

      I would run away

    • @Kertisy
      @Kertisy 8 років тому +5

      Someone who wants to have kids, I imagine.

    • @uchihahikaku1630
      @uchihahikaku1630 7 років тому +2

      Brendan Minogue

    • @michaelrawson6261
      @michaelrawson6261 6 років тому +3

      bluestate69:... I'd bloody LOVE to!!!

    • @eknaap8800
      @eknaap8800 4 роки тому

      TBH, I wouldn't even recognize her by face alone... 😢

  • @ayyycarina
    @ayyycarina 9 років тому +498

    For people who don't know, Grindr is like Tinder but for gay people

    • @SimHarrison
      @SimHarrison 9 років тому +51

      ***** gay men, specifically.

    • @ayyycarina
      @ayyycarina 9 років тому +1

      Haz Hartridge makes total sense

    • @thingthang2904
      @thingthang2904 9 років тому +34

      +Carina not it's not. Tinder is Tinder but for gay people. Grindr doesn't do the whole swipe thing. It's 90% for hooking up because it lists men in the order of who is closest to you. Grindr places emphasis on proximity before anything else. It's more about meeting someone fast.

    • @ManlyStump
      @ManlyStump 9 років тому +78

      ***** Actually Tinder is like Grindr for non-gay people. Grindr came out 3 years before Tinder.

    • @KennyChu
      @KennyChu 8 років тому +1

      +Carina why would I want to know this xD

  • @TheEverfever
    @TheEverfever 5 років тому +1

    Michael was like Jeff from Coupling.

  • @whitefalcon6269
    @whitefalcon6269 6 років тому +10

    Kylie still looking fire.....🔥🔥

  • @DemonHippo266
    @DemonHippo266 9 років тому +7

    damn it I wish we got this in Canada

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 9 років тому

      RenoVega88 It airs on BBC Canada

  • @70galaxie
    @70galaxie 5 років тому

    K.M. the greatest body shaker ever

  • @Bookwhiff
    @Bookwhiff 7 років тому +1

    I like this guy

  • @joshtaylor3141
    @joshtaylor3141 8 років тому +4

    Well it's better than chat roulette

  • @bellabana
    @bellabana 3 роки тому

    Beautiful Kylie, teeny tiny yet perfectly proportioned!

  • @ZowieFawn
    @ZowieFawn 4 роки тому

    And now we have the show Blind Love on Netflix

  • @jackie83us
    @jackie83us 7 років тому +9

    Simon Pegg is so hot and funny and lovely.

  • @binohuan1162
    @binohuan1162 3 роки тому

    Searching for Kylie on Grindr now

  • @jake5514
    @jake5514 4 роки тому

    Michael was in trouble when he got home

  • @jaymarsbar
    @jaymarsbar 6 років тому +9

    "Married with children" I always knew McIntyre was a nonce!

  • @ameliaram9820
    @ameliaram9820 7 років тому +1

    3:09 😂

  • @Erik_Ahl
    @Erik_Ahl 9 років тому +4

    I can't hear the joke.. Still laughing though!

  • @dominicbateman895
    @dominicbateman895 9 років тому +11

    I know I'm gonna sound like an idiot, but can someone explain the grindr joke?

    • @vishalpersaud1706
      @vishalpersaud1706 9 років тому +3

      Dominic Bateman Grindr is for gay men looking for sex. And there are many pics of penises rather than faces. Lol

    • @JoelTConnors
      @JoelTConnors 9 років тому +8

      Dominic Bateman Willies, my good sir. Willies.

    • @enderyildirim6691
      @enderyildirim6691 9 років тому

      Vishal Persaud

  • @gummygoo2
    @gummygoo2 4 роки тому

    AAAAAAAAAWWWW i love himmmMMM

  • @zaandarbrow
    @zaandarbrow 7 років тому +2

    GREAT SCOTT!
    Whats a Grinder? xD

  • @KennyChu
    @KennyChu 8 років тому +5

    1:44 xD

  • @Sennesation
    @Sennesation 9 років тому +14

    Grindr? I barely know her.

  • @LouM897
    @LouM897 7 років тому +1

    I WANT ONE!

  • @Noname-iz9uo
    @Noname-iz9uo 9 років тому +2

    Is that Simon Pegg?

  • @rickgonzalez4403
    @rickgonzalez4403 5 років тому +1

    2 : 0 La la la la

  • @andrewg3768
    @andrewg3768 6 років тому

    They do have pitch dark restaurants though!

  • @Friendship1nmillion
    @Friendship1nmillion 8 років тому

    +TheGrahamNortonShow I would of liked for them to have been asked IF they would {if they were still single} date someone who isn't famous? OR IF they feel they could have a genuine friendship with a fan? :)

  • @terrorbilly1
    @terrorbilly1 8 років тому +79

    Is Michael McIntyre really married with children?? I always thought he's gay! :O

    • @NaijaCINE
      @NaijaCINE 7 років тому +38

      Why did you always think he was gay, Pan? And people associate a jolly presence to being gay? That's very sad

    • @PianoKwanMan
      @PianoKwanMan 7 років тому +2

      No, It's very gay

    • @me5969
      @me5969 7 років тому +7

      If by "jolly" you mean "camper than a row of tents" then yes people do accociate fairying about and being limp wristed as being gay.

    • @Bouncybon
      @Bouncybon 6 років тому +21

      Of course he's not gay. He's just very, very camp. But happily married with kids.

    • @ellebriley6810
      @ellebriley6810 6 років тому +5

      Yeah lol his kids are called Lucas and Oscar :)

  • @leronputnam5917
    @leronputnam5917 4 роки тому

    I wouldn't know Kylie Minogue in person

  • @aatthhaall
    @aatthhaall 3 роки тому

    Me looking up what grindr is😅

  • @captainfood8480
    @captainfood8480 8 років тому

    what movie are they talking about ??

    • @rumbim
      @rumbim 8 років тому +4

      "Man Up"

  • @ashleytomlinson446
    @ashleytomlinson446 3 роки тому

    Okay but Michael talking about his wife🥺

    • @OperaJH
      @OperaJH 2 роки тому

      That’s his jokes and schtick. His wife is his best supporter. It’s all in his autobiography. Which makes one admire him even more.

  • @daisyk.j.8113
    @daisyk.j.8113 7 років тому

    Sammy Paul got to Michael McIntyre's joke first

  • @martinacosta3821
    @martinacosta3821 4 роки тому

    i feel the pain, i have yet to figure out how to talk to women

    • @dhiyasadanandan8706
      @dhiyasadanandan8706 4 роки тому

      Easy go up to them and pay them a ridiculous compliment as an opener. Then when she says no, no... Repeat the compliment again and really mean it. She will feel obligated to talk to you if you convinced her with the compliment. And that's it, the ice is broken.

    • @justagirl19
      @justagirl19 2 роки тому

      Same for me but only with men.

  • @livinglife8333
    @livinglife8333 4 роки тому

    Have never heard of this lady.

  • @1mrbremos
    @1mrbremos 8 років тому +1

    What did Graham say at 1:40? All I can make of it is "Their fake sister won't pop up"

    • @TheJosy13
      @TheJosy13 8 років тому +9

      +Mr.Bremos96 their faces dont pop up

    • @1mrbremos
      @1mrbremos 8 років тому

      TheJosy13 thank you!

    • @kennythegreatbear
      @kennythegreatbear 8 років тому +7

      +Mr.Bremos96 BECAUSE IT'S THEIR PENISES

  • @PiglipsMaximus
    @PiglipsMaximus 3 роки тому

    Their faces don't pop up hahaha graham

  • @MultiMrs6
    @MultiMrs6 6 років тому

    Would graham just shut up with the boring questions and let the two legend comedians get on with their jokes 😂

  • @abby-louramsay736
    @abby-louramsay736 6 років тому

    Hello darling 😂

  • @beverleyshevals2749
    @beverleyshevals2749 3 роки тому

    W

  • @jooppoojk2356
    @jooppoojk2356 8 років тому +3

    Granny Minogue

  • @wheeler6768
    @wheeler6768 6 років тому

    Kylie Minogue😍😍

  • @TheYeetusLord
    @TheYeetusLord 4 роки тому +1

    You can’t not love the McIntyre

  • @smlfan2087
    @smlfan2087 4 роки тому

    OMG, is that true about grinder?

  • @juditnagy1706
    @juditnagy1706 7 років тому

    I thought he meant DEATH date

  • @horatiohuskisson5471
    @horatiohuskisson5471 4 роки тому

    Why is he pretending he doesn’t know what Grindr is?

  • @lukasbeck4421
    @lukasbeck4421 7 років тому

    I got no web presence at all

  • @abditorybusiness2863
    @abditorybusiness2863 3 роки тому +1

    Everyone saying about the deaf date Joke in the comments. Am I the only one who thought he meant DEATH date.....

  • @melissap439
    @melissap439 6 років тому

    Bhahahhaha

  • @douglasj7026
    @douglasj7026 6 років тому

    Kylie? A chance? 🤔

  • @michaeldukes4108
    @michaeldukes4108 5 років тому

    Am I the only one who wouldn’t recognize Kylie Minogue if she turned up at my blind date?

  • @Danryna
    @Danryna 7 років тому

    Is it just me or does Micheal look like muselk