The Happening is a personal guilty pleasure of mine. It's awful if you take it seriously, but it's one of the most unintentional hilarious comedies if you don't. M. Night's awkward writing is turned all the way up to eleven in this movie.
@@bearerofbadnews1375 I always point to Zooey's line, "WE CAN'T JUST STAND HERE AS UNINVOLVED OBSERVERS!!", as the perfect example of M. Night's alien type of dialogue.
"Alright, the Happening. Fuck it, it is what it is. Fucking trees man, fuck it. At least I didn't play a cop or a crook" that hilarious quote from Mark Wahlberg gets me every time.
Apparently Amy Adams was originally supposed to play Zooey Deschanel’s role but she couldn’t do it and when they worked on The Fighter together, he said she dodged a bullet 😂
Gotta commend John Leguizamo for elevating the material presented to him. No matter what people feel about Spawn, he put his all into Clown. If they were to ever resume or reboot the animated series, I wouldn't mind him providing the voice.
I feel like I remember that being in the trailers, and the trailers actually did a decent job of selling this. Compared to how silly most of the suicide scenes turned out ,it almost feels like that was the master of twists falling into a stopped clock type of situation; decent results by virtue of chance 😢
@danwest9900 it is hilariously iconic. The image of the bodies falling off the roof is genuinely unsettling out of context, which is why they leaned into it in the marketing; but when they immediately cut to the guy looking up, crying and uttering "God in heaven", it instantly becomes ridiculous and makes the tone comedic for the whole movie
A couple years before the movie came out there were magazines calling Shamalyan the Spielberg of the 21st century, which in retrospect probably should've been taken as a bad omen
Spielberg, at least, has the capability to make a comeback after creating a stinker every once in a while. M. Night only made one _(or two/three, depending on who you ask)_ movie early in his career and went downhill from there.
Trying to do math problems even just multiplication can help ease a anxiety attack. It distracts your brain. I spell words in alphabetical order. It helped me alot when I had to get an MRI.
The only movie where the wind is the antagonist. This is one of the most infamous bad movies ever made and even if you haven’t watched it the lines in this movie are so quotable, so happy to see get the Bad Movie Roast treatment
She wasn't very good in that movie. Her screaming was so fake and over the top that the film became funny when she was on screen. Everyone else did a great job though.
Nobody ever mentions a pretty sneaky cameo in this movie. "Dante" from the movie "Clerks" is the driver of the jeep that John Leguizamo catches a ride in.
LMAO holy shit, I never noticed him. Clerks is one of my favorite comedies of all time, it’s a great movie. The Happening is one of my OTHER favorite comedies for the WRONG reasons.
Also another movie where we got regulars to the Bad Movie Roast: • Mark Wahlberg’s 2nd time after Planet of the Apes, now 3rd with Max Payne next week • John Leguizamo’s 4th time with The Pest, Spawn, and Super Mario Brothers • And both Zooey Deschanel’s and Spencer Breslin’s 2nd time after The New Guy (Deschanel) and The Cat in the Hat (Breslin)
@@LARKXHINNah it’s just a thing between some toasties to keep track on who’s been in the most Bad Movie Roast. And we decide on which bad movie they should do on a poll on the Twitch stream, sometimes for a theme when a new movie comes out.
I saw this shit on opening weekend... at a theater in Germany on a trip with my high school class. Even with the dubbed German dialogue I only understood intermittently--"Was? Nein!"--I knew that M. Night had fucked up royally, and that a new bad movie classic was born. And the RiffTrax for this is an all time classic!
1:28 Yes you did Toatstes! 2:31 Giant Chicken!🐔 Heads! 3:40 True Coleman! 5:17 right on Martin Thomas! 6:43 Poor Girl! 7:43 Reading the Q Cards! 8:27 Toatstes lost it Happening! 9:23 Nothing Happening! 10:25 Toatstes turning Heads! 11:26 Protest walkout Death! 13:39 What! Mark! 14:45 For Real Teacher! 15:13 You're Fired! 17:01 Talking Crap about Wife! 18:47 Calm Down Dude! 19:50 Not Zoboomafoo! 21:32 Cooless! 22:40 Classic Mark Wahlberg Reaction! 24:05 Horrible! 27:02 Billy Brooks Laughing is Happening! 29:00 Crazy Eyes! 30:25 Planets Plan! 31:00 Meme! 32:35 Pop!🔫 34:05 See ya Lady! 35:19 the Wind sends the Regards! 36:09 Stupid! 37:45 Kid is Stupid Chump! 38:33 He Dead! 39:12 HeadShot! 40:22 Crazy Women! 41:20 Slaping Everybody! 42:00 What! 45:28 Good One Billy!😂 47:03 Lazy Off-Screen Voiceover! 48:15 fade to Black! 50:09 Alan Ruck In and out! 52:17 Houston We lost Billy and Korey!
With M. Night's appearance as a writer, a very on-the-nose diss against critics, and gibberish names *(Pinky from Pinky and the Brain could sue for this movie's overuse of "NARF")* that does have BAD MOVIE ROAST potential.
Hotdogs caused all of this. Some say it's the power plant in the background or the continuation of Signs because of the clouds. Just watch it as a comedy, you will enjoy it.
I forgot where I've heard this before, but someone stated that with more depth in writing, more brainstorming on death scenes, and if it was episodic, The Happening may have worked on maybe solid Rental/Low Matinee levels.
@megamangman No the plants actually had nothing to do with. Notice in the start how it's a long pan on the sky and the clouds. It's a bio weapon. The aliens tried in signs at first. The alien grabs the kid and tries to spray that stuff in his face. It's a chemical based on mood, emotion. It causes mass fear and panic. That's why in the happening, they show the sky in the beginning. The aliens managed to get the chemical airborne. People think its the plants. But when you see the plants swaying in the wind, it's to show the AIR is contaminated and blowing the chemicals wherever the wind takes. Why didn't Wahlberg get affected? Notice how he seems so kinda void of emotion. Now get to the third movie in the trilogy, and introduce cypher rage in after earth. How did the aliens not see you? Be devoid of emotion. 1000 years AFTER the happening takes place but also during the story of the aliens having fully invaded earth. Now you have to link the thoughts of after earth. In that movie everyone thought it was nature that could kill you. In the happening started the theory that it was plants and nature that was killing humans. Also notice in the end of the happening they showed that it continued all over the world. It wasn't the end. Also in signs it was a running theme that the water was contaminated. So yeah. I think my own personal theory is the actual aliens, not the humanoid looking ones in signs, but the after earth aliens, probably can only see humans if they are emotional? Maybe it's a pheromone thing and they see scent or something I dunno. But that other stuff links.
@@rexmundi2986 It holds its own with atmosphere, suspense, and the family dynamic... But just like all his movies, if you peel it apart at all you find it doesn't really make sense. His most coherent movies are The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable. Unreakable is probably his true masterpiece.
@@mentlinc agreed. This would be a cool movie to watch by reading the subtitles or to watch in a foreign language with no subtitles so you would wonder what the fuck is going on in this movie??
I feel like (spoiler cameo from Deadpool 3) when he said “You know how long I’ve been waiting for this?”😂 One day I had a feeling you guys were going to get to this one 👏
Man between this movie, Max Payne, and that Andy Samberg SNL skit, 2008 was not a good year for Mark Wahlberg, and this was the year after he was just nominated for an Oscar. 😆 Also Korey you cut off the *WHAT? NO!* part, that’s the best part! 😆
@@BIGCEE94Personally I think the movie is really boring, but there are roast worthy elements especially for fans of the games to where I can see them getting something out of it, right down to the casting and I’m not even talking about Wahlberg. 😆 But we’ll see next week.
When Francis Ford Coppola had Robert Evans knuckling down on him, Coppola gave us the Godfather 1 and 2. When the Wachowski Bros. had Joel Silver leaning on them, they delivered Assassins and the first Matrix. I think Shyamalan needs someone like that, a power player who has the ability to stop him from being too self indulgent and keep him on task. Otherwise, Shyamalan will do movies like this, or the Village, or Lady in the Water, or the Last Airbender, or Old, etc. The man is a talented director, but he’s in desperate need of a “Jiminy Cricket.” Also, DT really should do a roast of both Food of the Gods.
I’ve been very fair to him, I liked the village a lot and even somewhat enjoyed the lady in the water. But he drops too many Failing grade movies to defend. After trapped I am done with his ass. It’ll take a lot to get me to ever give a new movie of his a chance
If your sense of humor is as dark and misantrhopic as mine, The Happening is the best fantasy comedy ever made. The characters are all so ineptly useless that by the time Marky Mark is frozen in the field while gunshots are going off a few yards away, I was actively rooting for those trees lmao
She looks lost 6:43 Lmao 😂 👏 8:27 Terrible editing 🤦 9:23 Can't take this no more 💀 11:26 Poor Mark 😂 13:39 So serious.. 👀 18:47 Her eyes are like that 😭 19:40 That face 😂 22:40 That was awful 24:05 Billy lol 😆 27:02 A meme was born 31:00 Headphone warning ⚠️ 32:35 They left big girl way behind 34:09 Right in the chest 💀👀 38:33 Second kid 💀 39:12 Creepy old lady 40:22 Don't touch!! 41:20 What no.. 42:00 🤣😭😂 52:17 I genuinely don’t believe there is a single unintentional funny moment in The Happening. They are all intentional But walhberg clearly didn’t enjoy working on parts of this movie and it shows in his performance. 🤔😂🤦
One of my all time favorite unintentional comedies. I remember the promotions leading up to this joint coming out when I was like 13 and it looked so interesting back then. Once I saw it, I did love it but for all the wrong reasons lmfao.
I know Shyamalan tries to say he was intentionally making a B movie, but I don't buy that for one second. What's kinda sad is that the plot itself isn't bad. It could have been a solid psychological thriller. It could have gone very, very dark. The actual movie we got has scenes that should have been legitimately horrifying, but they're curbed by being sandwiched between godawful dialog and cheese. So much cheese. Someone who actually knows how to write human dialog and portray terror should remake this movie some day.
To continue the whole he was making a B movie, I doubt it so hard. If you go back watch Signs the acting is stilted like this. He's just looking for excuse like when he tried to get sympathy for how the last Airbender was because he said he was "making it for his kids". Okay Night man, did you hate the show!
Firewall and Hollywood Homicide need Bad Movie Roasts. 1 has Paul Bethany's action villain one liner "it's pizza night Jack" & 2 has classic Harrison Ford real estate jokes & Josh Hartnett yoga jokes.
I guess I’m the only person on the planet that liked this movie. I understand why people think it’s bad, it’s miscast, silly dialogue, implausible things happen…but there are genuinely chilling scenes in this film. And the premise is a genius way of basically doing a slasher film without having another tired Jason/Freddy/Michael Meyers-type slasher character. The scene where bodies are falling at the construction site, the scene where the one group is panicking as they hear the gunshots from the other group, both are brilliant to me and scenes like that make this movie worth watching. BTW, this is NOT his worst film. His worst film is the one movie I didn’t like Paul Gianatti in, Lady In The Water. Godawful.
Double Toasted salute to y’all!!!! Bring y’all asses back to NY specifically the big 3 Korey, Martin & Billy!!! 💪🏽 P.S. please make it a 9 o clock show 😊
as bad as this movie is The Last Airbender is EASILY this guys worst movie and it isn't even close, the happening is the kind of bad you can actually watch and laugh at, the last airbender is just boring garbage
If Eco-Horror fairly has limited filmography within its sub-genre, then I would say the MAX series "Scavengers Reign" definitely incorporates such elements.
I understand why this gets overlooked when people talk about this movie, but one thing that REALLY doesn't do it any favors is the score. This isn't a film that should have a bombastic orchestral score; it should be minimalist and off-center. It's like the composer didn't realize that wind/plants were going to be the main threat in the movie, so he wrote a score that sounds like it should be accompanying a giant mutant creature ravaging a city, and it makes the occurrences come across even more ridiculous.
People like M Night Shamaladingdong and Paul W.orthless S.hite Anderson convince me that being a film director is alot easier than what people make it out to be.
If I recall correctly, “Joey” is M. Night Shyamalan’s chameo in this movie. Therefore, if the kid was Joey’s, Mark would be able to tell. Mixed baby! 🥳
Yess fuck yes I was wanted review for this movie rewatched in January and watch Chris stucaman old review I was dying 😂 now happy gonna grab popcorn gonna be fun one day
Shyamalam would've been better off adapting and old Alan Moore Swamp Thing story with Woodrue as the villain, directing all plant life to kill people, strangling them with vines and raising the oxygen content of the Earth to kill off all life. Had a plausible resolution to it too. The movie needed a tangible villain.
The Happening is a personal guilty pleasure of mine. It's awful if you take it seriously, but it's one of the most unintentional hilarious comedies if you don't. M. Night's awkward writing is turned all the way up to eleven in this movie.
Honestly this movie makes me think M. night forgot how humans talk.
I put it up there with The Room. It's supposed to be serious, but I end up cackling like a witch every time
@@TabathaTMartin That's the most appropriate comparison to this movie I've ever read.
@@bearerofbadnews1375 FR, he should make an "invasion of the body snatchers
@@bearerofbadnews1375 I always point to Zooey's line, "WE CAN'T JUST STAND HERE AS UNINVOLVED OBSERVERS!!", as the perfect example of M. Night's alien type of dialogue.
Mark Wahlberg sounds like a host of a children's program throughout the movie.
Steve from blues clues in particular 😂
@@viewmaster617omg I just noticed that
What? No!
Nostalgia Critic I see
Man that's how what i hated most about the movie
Mark Walbergs most memorable line “What? No.” Also that creepy old lady was one of many hilarious parts of this movie.
@@bearerofbadnews1375 plan on stealing something? Plan on muuurdering me in my sleep?
I remember being in the theater during that part & no one knew how to react lol
@@TabathaTMartinwhy you eyeing my lemon drink?
@@el-kiote What? Ma'am nooo!
Mark.
"Alright, the Happening. Fuck it, it is what it is. Fucking trees man, fuck it. At least I didn't play a cop or a crook" that hilarious quote from Mark Wahlberg gets me every time.
Apparently Amy Adams was originally supposed to play Zooey Deschanel’s role but she couldn’t do it and when they worked on The Fighter together, he said she dodged a bullet 😂
@@gcolbyp hell yeah she did
Please tell me where this quote came from, its marvelous.
“At least I didn’t play a cop or a crook” LMAOO he was kinda real for that.
Gotta commend John Leguizamo for elevating the material presented to him. No matter what people feel about Spawn, he put his all into Clown. If they were to ever resume or reboot the animated series, I wouldn't mind him providing the voice.
Regardless of how bad a movie is Mr. Leguizamo always tries his best.
Yeah he should have been more of an andy serkis kind of actor imo, he's not the best actor but he can play certain roles very well.
As bad as this movie is that one shot of the construction workers diving off the roof is iconic.
Reminds me of the Japanese movie 'Suicide Club'
@@zainmudassir2964 jesus
I feel like I remember that being in the trailers, and the trailers actually did a decent job of selling this. Compared to how silly most of the suicide scenes turned out ,it almost feels like that was the master of twists falling into a stopped clock type of situation; decent results by virtue of chance 😢
Replace the word "iconic" with "hilarious" then I agree with you 100%!
@danwest9900 it is hilariously iconic. The image of the bodies falling off the roof is genuinely unsettling out of context, which is why they leaned into it in the marketing; but when they immediately cut to the guy looking up, crying and uttering "God in heaven", it instantly becomes ridiculous and makes the tone comedic for the whole movie
Mark Wahlberg in this sounds like the teacher who just found out one of his students is autistic.
Yeah that makes a lot of sense....😮💨 Good one buddy...🙄
Very similar to the tone I've had teachers use on me when I tell them I have anxiety dhdgdjgdjdjd
@@DGreen951that’s experience talking. One of the reasons I don’t miss school
“The wind sends it regards.” 😂
19:49 “start lookin like Zoboomafoo” 😂🤣😂🤣
A couple years before the movie came out there were magazines calling Shamalyan the Spielberg of the 21st century, which in retrospect probably should've been taken as a bad omen
I call it the Boorman effect after John Boorman’s rise to inevitable bad films after being called a genius.
Spielberg, at least, has the capability to make a comeback after creating a stinker every once in a while. M. Night only made one _(or two/three, depending on who you ask)_ movie early in his career and went downhill from there.
Speilberg has my eternal respect for being the ultimate anti-auteur. So many completely different styles of film.
@@michaelstrong5383 at this point it's the opposite for M. Night. And his daughter is just as bad.
Trying to do math problems even just multiplication can help ease a anxiety attack. It distracts your brain. I spell words in alphabetical order. It helped me alot when I had to get an MRI.
True!
The only movie where the wind is the antagonist. This is one of the most infamous bad movies ever made and even if you haven’t watched it the lines in this movie are so quotable, so happy to see get the Bad Movie Roast treatment
Twister is another movie where wind is the bad guy lol
Final Destination technically counts
At least the girl on the bench in the beginning got to be the lead in Cabin in the Woods after this.
She wasn't very good in that movie. Her screaming was so fake and over the top that the film became funny when she was on screen. Everyone else did a great job though.
@@mish375she's much better in that film than she is here lol
The only time the line "Maybe its the wind" actually works in a thriller horror setting
Nobody ever mentions a pretty sneaky cameo in this movie. "Dante" from the movie "Clerks" is the driver of the jeep that John Leguizamo catches a ride in.
Whaaaaaat?😮
Dante was definitely not supposed to be there today. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO holy shit, I never noticed him. Clerks is one of my favorite comedies of all time, it’s a great movie. The Happening is one of my OTHER favorite comedies for the WRONG reasons.
Also another movie where we got regulars to the Bad Movie Roast:
• Mark Wahlberg’s 2nd time after Planet of the Apes, now 3rd with Max Payne next week
• John Leguizamo’s 4th time with The Pest, Spawn, and Super Mario Brothers
• And both Zooey Deschanel’s and Spencer Breslin’s 2nd time after The New Guy (Deschanel) and The Cat in the Hat (Breslin)
Wait there's a schedule of these?
Oh fuck they're gonna do Max Payne? Yeah it needs to be done lol. I loved the games, and the movie is a guilty pleasure
Oh man! Had no idea they were doing Max Payne! 😆 Let's go!
A family reunion. 😂
@@LARKXHINNah it’s just a thing between some toasties to keep track on who’s been in the most Bad Movie Roast. And we decide on which bad movie they should do on a poll on the Twitch stream, sometimes for a theme when a new movie comes out.
I saw this shit on opening weekend... at a theater in Germany on a trip with my high school class. Even with the dubbed German dialogue I only understood intermittently--"Was? Nein!"--I knew that M. Night had fucked up royally, and that a new bad movie classic was born. And the RiffTrax for this is an all time classic!
1:28 Yes you did Toatstes!
2:31 Giant Chicken!🐔 Heads!
3:40 True Coleman!
5:17 right on Martin Thomas!
6:43 Poor Girl!
7:43 Reading the Q Cards!
8:27 Toatstes lost it Happening!
9:23 Nothing Happening!
10:25 Toatstes turning Heads!
11:26 Protest walkout Death!
13:39 What! Mark!
14:45 For Real Teacher!
15:13 You're Fired!
17:01 Talking Crap about Wife!
18:47 Calm Down Dude!
19:50 Not Zoboomafoo!
21:32 Cooless!
22:40 Classic Mark Wahlberg Reaction!
24:05 Horrible!
27:02 Billy Brooks Laughing is Happening!
29:00 Crazy Eyes!
30:25 Planets Plan!
31:00 Meme!
32:35 Pop!🔫
34:05 See ya Lady!
35:19 the Wind sends the Regards!
36:09 Stupid!
37:45 Kid is Stupid Chump!
38:33 He Dead!
39:12 HeadShot!
40:22 Crazy Women!
41:20 Slaping Everybody!
42:00 What!
45:28 Good One Billy!😂
47:03 Lazy Off-Screen Voiceover!
48:15 fade to Black!
50:09 Alan Ruck In and out!
52:17 Houston We lost Billy and Korey!
“What? No?”
One of the greatest lines of all time 😂
I would love to be a fly on the wall and hear the direction M. Night gave to Mark when he delivered that line.
The delivery kills me every time 😂
The most unconvincing delivery.
@@TabathaTMartin It lives rent free in my head from time to time 😂
Billy's laugh is so great lol
The car crashing into the tree after the math riddle by John Leguizamo...that was hilarious :) Hahahaha!
surprised "lady in the Water" by M. Night never made the roast lol
With M. Night's appearance as a writer, a very on-the-nose diss against critics, and gibberish names *(Pinky from Pinky and the Brain could sue for this movie's overuse of "NARF")* that does have BAD MOVIE ROAST potential.
I still have my fingers crossed for Ryan's Babe to get a roast
Great news guys the classic Bad Movie Roast are unprivated! Thank you Double Toasted! I knew you could fix it! Now let's enjoy this new one.
Hotdogs caused all of this.
Some say it's the power plant in the background or the continuation of Signs because of the clouds.
Just watch it as a comedy, you will enjoy it.
I will not stand for this bad rep of hot dogs.
....You like hot dogs, do you?
@@michaelstrong5383 I do. Do you know why? Because my face is perfect.
@@michaelstrong5383 what? NO!!!!!
We're packing hot dogs for the road
I forgot where I've heard this before, but someone stated that with more depth in writing, more brainstorming on death scenes, and if it was episodic, The Happening may have worked on maybe solid Rental/Low Matinee levels.
“Philadelphia High school”
No major city has a high school named after the city
Yes we do. We have Los Angeles High School in California. LA High go Trojans!! 😅😅
@TheSenzuBeanPlug
North Kansas City High school. In north Kansas city Missouri. Go hornets.
It's honestly crazy that this movie is supposed to essentially be linked to signs. Like legit.
WHAAAAT?
Actually I can see the link to that but I just wish it hadn’t been done so poorly
So, like, is the link that the plants are reacting this way because aliens came? Like antibodies attacking a disease?
@megamangman No the plants actually had nothing to do with. Notice in the start how it's a long pan on the sky and the clouds. It's a bio weapon. The aliens tried in signs at first. The alien grabs the kid and tries to spray that stuff in his face. It's a chemical based on mood, emotion. It causes mass fear and panic. That's why in the happening, they show the sky in the beginning. The aliens managed to get the chemical airborne. People think its the plants. But when you see the plants swaying in the wind, it's to show the AIR is contaminated and blowing the chemicals wherever the wind takes. Why didn't Wahlberg get affected? Notice how he seems so kinda void of emotion. Now get to the third movie in the trilogy, and introduce cypher rage in after earth. How did the aliens not see you? Be devoid of emotion. 1000 years AFTER the happening takes place but also during the story of the aliens having fully invaded earth. Now you have to link the thoughts of after earth. In that movie everyone thought it was nature that could kill you. In the happening started the theory that it was plants and nature that was killing humans. Also notice in the end of the happening they showed that it continued all over the world. It wasn't the end. Also in signs it was a running theme that the water was contaminated. So yeah. I think my own personal theory is the actual aliens, not the humanoid looking ones in signs, but the after earth aliens, probably can only see humans if they are emotional? Maybe it's a pheromone thing and they see scent or something I dunno. But that other stuff links.
@megamangman Aliens made a bioweapon thats making people off themselves. Its based on emotion. Hense after earth.
After Signs, Shyamalan went down hill with the exception of Split. Never see an director have so many flops.
I think The Visit is fairly solid as well. Can’t remember if that was before or after Split though.
@skyofthelivingdead Visit came first then split a year later. It was a mini Renaissance post After Earth.
Signs ain't even that good, when you consider the ending.
@@rexmundi2986 It holds its own with atmosphere, suspense, and the family dynamic... But just like all his movies, if you peel it apart at all you find it doesn't really make sense. His most coherent movies are The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable. Unreakable is probably his true masterpiece.
I'd say he started going down hill with Signs, not after. It just took awhile for the downhill roll to get momentum.
What if this movie was meant to be a comedic and Shyamalan wanted us to laugh but we misunderstood it as a serious movie
At 0:58 Billy’s laugh strikes again!🤣🤣🙌🏾
Annoying
😂😂😂😂 that driver is like hell no. I’m spent!!!!
You know, I think the Asian guy who lost his eye because of Marky Marc, when he saw this said “I guess you’re getting what you deserved huh”
LMAOO
I will say some of the suicide scenes at the beginning were pretty impressive
The suicides were the only good part. But the explaination was ridiculous 😂
@@mentlinc agreed. This would be a cool movie to watch by reading the subtitles or to watch in a foreign language with no subtitles so you would wonder what the fuck is going on in this movie??
The chemistry between these guys is so good. You can tell they’re tight
I feel like (spoiler cameo from Deadpool 3) when he said “You know how long I’ve been waiting for this?”😂
One day I had a feeling you guys were going to get to this one 👏
Man between this movie, Max Payne, and that Andy Samberg SNL skit, 2008 was not a good year for Mark Wahlberg, and this was the year after he was just nominated for an Oscar. 😆
Also Korey you cut off the *WHAT? NO!* part, that’s the best part! 😆
Can’t wait I’ll been waiting for Max Payne roast to happen
@@BIGCEE94Personally I think the movie is really boring, but there are roast worthy elements especially for fans of the games to where I can see them getting something out of it, right down to the casting and I’m not even talking about Wahlberg. 😆 But we’ll see next week.
He needs to reteam with PT Anderson .
Mark needs the MCU. He needs more attention
I'M GONNA TALK TO A DONKEY!! 😅
When Francis Ford Coppola had Robert Evans knuckling down on him, Coppola gave us the Godfather 1 and 2. When the Wachowski Bros. had Joel Silver leaning on them, they delivered Assassins and the first Matrix. I think Shyamalan needs someone like that, a power player who has the ability to stop him from being too self indulgent and keep him on task. Otherwise, Shyamalan will do movies like this, or the Village, or Lady in the Water, or the Last Airbender, or Old, etc. The man is a talented director, but he’s in desperate need of a “Jiminy Cricket.” Also, DT really should do a roast of both Food of the Gods.
Now he funds all his movies himself. Ever since the visit. Also the last Airbender wasn't completely his fault.
Also he ended up with Harvey Weinstein on his film WIDE AWAKE, which was a disaster.
I’ve been very fair to him, I liked the village a lot and even somewhat enjoyed the lady in the water.
But he drops too many Failing grade movies to defend. After trapped I am done with his ass. It’ll take a lot to get me to ever give a new movie of his a chance
A M. Night classic… For all the wrong reasons.
The Happening made me take more of an interest in science. Thanks, Mark Wahlberg!
"You know why?
Because your face is perfect."
@@michaelstrong5383god the writing 💀
@@michaelstrong5383 LMAO. 😂 You understood the assignment
Some good does come from some bad after all!
Gave me respect for Bees.
If your sense of humor is as dark and misantrhopic as mine, The Happening is the best fantasy comedy ever made. The characters are all so ineptly useless that by the time Marky Mark is frozen in the field while gunshots are going off a few yards away, I was actively rooting for those trees lmao
Martin calling Zooey Deschanel Zoboomafoo was savage but truthful 😅😂
She looks lost 6:43
Lmao 😂 👏 8:27
Terrible editing 🤦 9:23
Can't take this no more 💀 11:26
Poor Mark 😂 13:39
So serious.. 👀 18:47
Her eyes are like that 😭 19:40
That face 😂 22:40
That was awful 24:05
Billy lol 😆 27:02
A meme was born 31:00
Headphone warning ⚠️ 32:35
They left big girl way behind 34:09
Right in the chest 💀👀 38:33
Second kid 💀 39:12
Creepy old lady 40:22
Don't touch!! 41:20
What no.. 42:00
🤣😭😂 52:17
I genuinely don’t believe there is a single unintentional funny moment in The Happening. They are all intentional
But walhberg clearly didn’t enjoy working on parts of this movie and it shows in his performance. 🤔😂🤦
I'm convinced everyone in this movie knew how bad it was gonna be and decided to be the worst actors they possibly could.
I'm glad you're covering this f*ckery. I needed this laugh
11:26 I'll always remember this clip being used for "Green Lantern comic fans in 2011".
Lady in the water is the only thing that I feel revivals The Happening for M. Knight's worst film.
One of my all time favorite unintentional comedies. I remember the promotions leading up to this joint coming out when I was like 13 and it looked so interesting back then. Once I saw it, I did love it but for all the wrong reasons lmfao.
When Corey started talking about smoking plants, I was sure that it was a Segway to a sponsorship 😄😄
I hope they roast Devil someday. It's so much fun to laugh with!
This is still better than Last Airbender
Unironically, yes.
Totally, just watch it as a comedy.
😂
Leagues
I'm fully convinced this movie is a parody. The writing, acting, and plot is just too mediocre and stupid to take it seriously 😂
That would require for M Night to be talented enough to make a legitimate comedy.
This is a guilty pleasure film for me
I know Shyamalan tries to say he was intentionally making a B movie, but I don't buy that for one second. What's kinda sad is that the plot itself isn't bad. It could have been a solid psychological thriller. It could have gone very, very dark. The actual movie we got has scenes that should have been legitimately horrifying, but they're curbed by being sandwiched between godawful dialog and cheese. So much cheese. Someone who actually knows how to write human dialog and portray terror should remake this movie some day.
Well said
To continue the whole he was making a B movie, I doubt it so hard. If you go back watch Signs the acting is stilted like this. He's just looking for excuse like when he tried to get sympathy for how the last Airbender was because he said he was "making it for his kids". Okay Night man, did you hate the show!
I been waiting for Double Toasted to get to The Happening 🤣 This will be a classic
@lenindominguez1986 I saw their roast on this movie then I subscribed
@lenindominguez1986 the happening
Just noticed the Deltron 3030 shirt👍🏾
Firewall and Hollywood Homicide need Bad Movie Roasts. 1 has Paul Bethany's action villain one liner "it's pizza night Jack" & 2 has classic Harrison Ford real estate jokes & Josh Hartnett yoga jokes.
I love Hollywood Homicide
The movie where NOTHING HAPPENS!!!
8:30 Billy and martins laugh combined can cure depression
I guess I’m the only person on the planet that liked this movie. I understand why people think it’s bad, it’s miscast, silly dialogue, implausible things happen…but there are genuinely chilling scenes in this film. And the premise is a genius way of basically doing a slasher film without having another tired Jason/Freddy/Michael Meyers-type slasher character. The scene where bodies are falling at the construction site, the scene where the one group is panicking as they hear the gunshots from the other group, both are brilliant to me and scenes like that make this movie worth watching. BTW, this is NOT his worst film. His worst film is the one movie I didn’t like Paul Gianatti in, Lady In The Water. Godawful.
Billy is back!! 😊😊😊
He’s annoying
@@OGMillyMillz_ You're annoying. Shut up.
I love it when he is on the show he is entertaining to hear and his laugh is contagious😆
Double Toasted salute to y’all!!!! Bring y’all asses back to NY specifically the big 3 Korey, Martin & Billy!!! 💪🏽 P.S. please make it a 9 o clock show 😊
Made by that M. night guy who was once called 'next Steven Spielberg' whatever that means
The thing that gets me is the idea of plants fighting back isn’t as insane as it sounds.
It’s just everything else in the movie
The Happening is basically Maximum Overdrive but with plants and trees instead of Trucks and Electronics
Totally different concepts
The thing is this is a cool concept for a thriller with better writing and a better story
The guy who crashed the car with John Jeguizamo is actually Brian O'Halleran who plays Dante in Clerks by Kevin Smith
I needed a hazard warning before Martin said “start looking like Zoboomafoo” 🤣🤣🤣 damn near choked on my food!
Weird alternate plot, everyone is offing themselves because they know they are in a terrible movie.
“The wind sends its regards”
LMAO
The Happening is my favourite M. Night film. I know he has better films, but the pure schlock of it makes it so entertaining.
Billy “It ain’t gonna take but a minute ya’ll” had me laughing.
as bad as this movie is The Last Airbender is EASILY this guys worst movie and it isn't even close, the happening is the kind of bad you can actually watch and laugh at, the last airbender is just boring garbage
crazy how i was talking to my co worker today on how this is the worst movie i’ve ever seen and then i see this notification from you guys 💀
The beginning reminded me of the song" Strange Fruit." 😢
47:33 that’s the most soulless I love you 😂😂😂
"Do you like hot dogs right?"
Nnnnno
"You know, hot dogs get a bad rap. They got a cool shape. They got protein."
Maybe Hot Dogs are the key to this
This is a fun review. Thanks for the laughs yall.
If Eco-Horror fairly has limited filmography within its sub-genre, then I would say the MAX series "Scavengers Reign" definitely incorporates such elements.
I understand why this gets overlooked when people talk about this movie, but one thing that REALLY doesn't do it any favors is the score.
This isn't a film that should have a bombastic orchestral score; it should be minimalist and off-center. It's like the composer didn't realize that wind/plants were going to be the main threat in the movie, so he wrote a score that sounds like it should be accompanying a giant mutant creature ravaging a city, and it makes the occurrences come across even more ridiculous.
Martin is gangster - you don't understand nothin but bullets! lol
People like M Night Shamaladingdong and Paul W.orthless S.hite Anderson convince me that being a film director is alot easier than what people make it out to be.
At least Paul and M night made a few decent films
@@TheEnigmaticBM39 And a whole lot more trash
it's not.
@@Abrakadabro666 it is
@maxpower8763 dude chill out just because someone makes a movie you don't like don't make them worthless.
I’m going to watch this one. It’s Happening!
When are you going to put wickerman back up 😢. Edit it’s back up!!!!
It’s back up
Copyright is a bitch
@@chrisgibson4248 on UA-cam?
"You don't understand nothin but bullets" 🤣
If I recall correctly, “Joey” is M. Night Shyamalan’s chameo in this movie. Therefore, if the kid was Joey’s, Mark would be able to tell. Mixed baby! 🥳
This is the movie I always see in "top 10 worst horror movies" lists. Glad you guys are doing this one! 😆
21:00 that fool was still calling
Isn't this movie that originated the Mark Wahlberg talking to animals meme? 😂
"Hello donkey, say hello to yo motha for me." 😂
The second I saw that they were roasting The Happening, I said "Ah, Shyamalan movie. Perfect choice."
The people hanging scared the crap outta me. Idk why but it gave me chills the first time I saw this movie.
Yess fuck yes I was wanted review for this movie rewatched in January and watch Chris stucaman old review I was dying 😂 now happy gonna grab popcorn gonna be fun one day
Wasn't Juicy Herman on the Last Airbender roast instead?
The lack of emotion from the women on the left is hilarious. 8:24
John Leguizamo...the "one stinky-dinky" guy?
Yup lmfao
lmfaoooo brothers what perfect video drop, i was hyped when i saw you guys did this one
It's the funniest unintentional comedy of 2008, and probably the decade...I "Billy Laughed" through that entire movie!!
Shyamalam would've been better off adapting and old Alan Moore Swamp Thing story with Woodrue as the villain, directing all plant life to kill people, strangling them with vines and raising the oxygen content of the Earth to kill off all life. Had a plausible resolution to it too. The movie needed a tangible villain.
Only redeeming scene in this whole movie is the shotgun
32:35 Billy loses it
I remember the trailer back in middle school. It looked scary asf. I only seen the movie the past few years and it was hilarious to me.