@@ryangamble6697Not really since Mom wanted him to work for her and that's a lot of praise since Mom basically doesn't hire anyone incompetent besides her sons
I find it fascinating that Zoidberg's incompetent enough to cause this atrocity, yet enough of a genius to collect, preserve, and then perfectly reassemble Hermes from his spare parts when he had that cyber-surgery addiction.
@@pootismaster2574 Actually Zoidberg is a valued professional when it comes to alien anatomy as stated by Mom. If not for Hubert J. Farnsworth, he would've become rich working for her. It was shown that Mom has a lot of respect for Zoidberg (pretty much the only person she respects) Zoidberg's only weakness is his lack of knowledge of human anatomy, and lack of understanding of human society in general. Don't forget that entire planet seems incompetent, and Zoidberg haven't killed anyone despite his extreme failures. Zapp Brannigan killed untold numbers of soldiers under his command, surrendered Earth on multiple occasions.
@@tomasgogashvily5350 actually according to Zoidberg himself hes lost a ton of patients, even bringing up how he lost more patients than a doctor Leela was seeing has ever seen.
@@anthonyrodriguez8788 His practice on Earth is illegal as he has no medical credentials at all. He's also technically unemployed immigrant despite "working" in planet express as a private physician.
@@tomasgogashvily5350 and don't forget that Zapp also declared entirely pointless and needless wars against planets that weren't even remotely interested in fighting against Earth in the first place.
Nate Thompson Sit on a chair, grab the right side of the back of the chair with your right hand and the left side of the back of the chair with your left hand, keep sitting normally but twist your torso around!
It’s cool to see that hospitals and doctors haven’t changed much in the last 1000 years. They might use advanced tech/alien tech to heal patients but they still keep their uniforms and have doctors offices.
It's funny because Zoidberg comes from a brutal warrior races with a hard shell, weapons for hands, backup internal organs, an ink sac and a crazy high pain tolerance
Was there ever a flashback of Zoidberg going to medical school? Zoidberg: I graduated, from Hollywoods school of Online Medical Degrees. And all I had to do was watch three videos. One of the lady giving birth, the second one of her dying and a third about how much I had to pay for the degree.
You could interpret zoidberg’s line about drugs and surgery as zoidberg being high that day, explaining his more eccentric than usual medical treatments.
Don't get offended but Bender is my least favorite. Because he's so obnoxious towards everyone, especially towards his "best friend" Fry. Matter of fact, Bender had no regrets when he abandoned Fry in the episode: T: The terrestrial. Bender is nothing but an arrogant attention seeker.
You would think the crab would have had the sense to just remove the needles in the FIRST place. Then Fry wouldn’t have become a Muppet, Leela wouldn’t have been sawed in half, Hermes would still be able to limbo, and… you know what, I’m not going to list all the ways Zoidberg could have made everyone’s life easier by not smashing a book on those damn needles.
YOU MAY FEEL A SLIGHT SAWING. XD But seriously though, why has no one sat this guy down and taken the time to at least teach him about how humans work? He's competent with other people, it's just one more thing he has to learn.
It’s because he has a Ph.D. in art history, not an M.D. He has no medical training for any species whatsoever, so trying to explain human anatomy to him would be pointless. Also, it makes the show funnier.
My favourite joke is how Zoidberg is actually an amazing doctor for any species other than Humans.
Leela isn't a human
@@thimovijfschaft3271she’s a sewer mutant, she is human.
@@thimovijfschaft3271 She is a mutant Human. So she still has Human Anatomy
I think that's an exaggeration.
@@ryangamble6697Not really since Mom wanted him to work for her and that's a lot of praise since Mom basically doesn't hire anyone incompetent besides her sons
It's extraordinary how close Fry looks to Garfield, Bart, and a Smurf.
Joseph Armstrong and don't forget kermit
Whats the next condition, Weird Al Alzheimer's?
+Rufio how about just "Weird Alzheimer's"?
+SonoftheQWay35 That works
When he had gang green it looked like he wanted to Kermit Suicide.
I find it fascinating that Zoidberg's incompetent enough to cause this atrocity, yet enough of a genius to collect, preserve, and then perfectly reassemble Hermes from his spare parts when he had that cyber-surgery addiction.
Let's also not overlook the fact that he manages to keep them alive despite the mutilations
@@pootismaster2574 Actually Zoidberg is a valued professional when it comes to alien anatomy as stated by Mom. If not for Hubert J. Farnsworth, he would've become rich working for her. It was shown that Mom has a lot of respect for Zoidberg (pretty much the only person she respects)
Zoidberg's only weakness is his lack of knowledge of human anatomy, and lack of understanding of human society in general. Don't forget that entire planet seems incompetent, and Zoidberg haven't killed anyone despite his extreme failures.
Zapp Brannigan killed untold numbers of soldiers under his command, surrendered Earth on multiple occasions.
@@tomasgogashvily5350 actually according to Zoidberg himself hes lost a ton of patients, even bringing up how he lost more patients than a doctor Leela was seeing has ever seen.
@@anthonyrodriguez8788 His practice on Earth is illegal as he has no medical credentials at all. He's also technically unemployed immigrant despite "working" in planet express as a private physician.
@@tomasgogashvily5350 and don't forget that Zapp also declared entirely pointless and needless wars against planets that weren't even remotely interested in fighting against Earth in the first place.
"It wasn't unavoidable! You just had to stop cutting my spine when I said "Stop, you're cutting my spine!" Lol I'm dead
John A. Zoidberg but not this one.
John A. Zoidberg Well Orange Elite is dead thanks to your shoddy medical practice. How do you think he feels? He feels dead!
I know this is 3 years late but did you try to scream "Stop! You're cutting my spine!" before you went dead?
Dainius Valiūnas he can’t reply, he’s dead. And unless you have Phoenix tears or something, this reply chain is too.
@@PureGoldNeverCorrodes damn sorry then ;(
2:30
"People please! Lets not overreact!-"
*falls apart*
"Death to the crab!!" Lol
He’s technically a lobster from what I remember
He's an alien
So he's something else
Decapodian?
The fact that muppet gangrene involves not seeing the legs makes the joke 10x funnier!
"Yea but did you ever play Jenga? Sometimes you pull one, and pewkdiwojciejfkekf."
This fucking cracks me up every time
"BLOOD?! I mean... blood!"
lmfao different doctor pls
That shriek though! ;)
*looks through book* Ive got a Dr. Doom Dr. Horrible and Dr. Moreau, which would you prefer?
What is the definition of what bender said he’s was in plus I don’t get what fry is so pose to be
Put it back in me!
I am afraid fry lost a lot of juice he’s developed simpsonsgenura
What started out as a pleasant afternoon of drugs and surgery has not gone as planned... LMAO
@John A. Zoidberg defo not from simpsons thats for sure
@John A. Zoidberg Imposter. There can be only one Zoidberg.
Medic would say something like that
But don’t worry, we still have three or four co-workers with plenty of spare parts
Zoidberg must have gone to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College
Every time I see Leela stumbling around with her spine cracking and spinning, I gag.
The friggin' SOUND it makes! Ugh.
Kurt Whitley the cracking sounds made me cringe ;-;
I find it satisfying for some reason...
Kurt Whitley I don't think I can stand right now
I was about to say the same thing, my friend...
09NewtonA me?
Fry:"Careful Leela, he knows less about human anatomy than I do. And I can't even find my own uterus."
😂😂😂😂
... less* about ...
@@12aubac60 Wow, I'm surprised I didn't notice that 3 years ago, thanks
@@ashtonpitcher3835 you're welcome
#potmeetkettle
Men don't have uteruses, dummy
Doctor:"He must have been a total Zoidberg".
Hermes:"It was Zoidberg"
😂😂😂LoL
Andreas Tsanas 😂
I was just about to comment that! You beat me to it Zoidberg!
That implies that his incompetence is that well known and that’s the funniest thing ever.
He brutalized us with power tools, gypsy curses, and hypnosis
"What started off as a pleasant afternoon as drugs and surgery has not gone as planned!" I can't even breathe, Zoidberg is so damn funny!
Anybody else feel bad for zoidberg when he was saying sorry
Joshua Bunting no
yes
Shawnthemayn21 // CheeseburgerKitties yeah ur right i love zoidberg, its not his fault he doesn't understand human anatomy
Isn't he a doctor in arts or something ? I thought he said that once, and when he got to Earth everyone assumed he's a doctor doctor.
Zamolxes77 he said he has a doctorate in art history
"What started out as a pleasant afternoon with drugs and surgery did not go as planned"
- Dr. John "$€#@$*♧" Zoidberg
Those spine sounds make my back tingle
Nate Thompson Sit on a chair, grab the right side of the back of the chair with your right hand and the left side of the back of the chair with your left hand, keep sitting normally but twist your torso around!
I believe you sir have just cringed.
It’s cool to see that hospitals and doctors haven’t changed much in the last 1000 years. They might use advanced tech/alien tech to heal patients but they still keep their uniforms and have doctors offices.
It's funny because Zoidberg comes from a brutal warrior races with a hard shell, weapons for hands, backup internal organs, an ink sac and a crazy high pain tolerance
"I'm sorry... I'm sorr-ey!" (sniffs)
I feel so bad for Zoidberg... JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG!
WOOOOADDDDDDDDAHHHHHHHHDHDHHHHDHHDDHH
Orazbek Kyrykbyev fuck no
Ashh Me too. 😢
Yeah :(
(V) (;,,;) (V)
Drop the robit!
Was there ever a flashback of Zoidberg going to medical school?
Zoidberg: I graduated, from Hollywoods school of Online Medical Degrees. And all I had to do was watch three videos. One of the lady giving birth, the second one of her dying and a third about how much I had to pay for the degree.
His degree is in art history not medical anything
Remember, Zoidberg is actually an amazing doctor, one of the best in the universe actually, but he doesn't actually know human anatomy whatsoever.
Zoidberg hypnotized Amy, yet she's the only one who hasn't been messed up. Strange, considering he somehow made Bender piss himself.
He also took her kidney
What’s shocking to me is that Hermes initially didn’t wanna kill Zoidberg until he fell apart.
I love how you couldn't see Fry's legs when he was Kermit. I love details like that.
"Careful Leela, he knows less about human anatomy than I do; and I can't even find my own uterus!!"
Zoidberg: BLOOD!? I mean blood!
Fry: PUT IT BACK IN ME!
love the detail of when Fry has Muppet gangrene we never see his legs
Fry: nobody wants to see you ever again!
Professor: doctor Zoidberg I want to see you right now
LOL 😂
I HATE THIS TYPES OF COMMENTS GO TO HELL BITCH
I love this type of comments!
and i hate you
Deapooldriftking Xl4.0 I red this tight as it was haponing
Got to love that writing team.
Zoidberg is my favorite character in Futurama
Scruffy is better. Sure he doesn’t contribute much, but at least he’s not dumb.
@@dannythomas417 He keeps the company running single-handedly, but nobody ever notices.
The fact they are alive shows zoidberg has some skill
1:55 the face of scruffy so indiferent xDD
Fry : NO ONE EVER WANTS TO SEE U AGAIN
Hubert : ZOIDBERG I NEED TO SEE U RIGHT NOW
it just had to end there XD
I feel a little bad for zoidberg.
Same. Poor dude.
"Shut up and give me my kidney back!"
Anyone else get the feeling that Amy’s “kidney” was actually her heart?
“What started out as a pleasent afternoon of drugs and surgery has not gone as planed” this is why i love futurama hahaha
There's like 4 or 5 great one-liners packed into just 3 minutes here. God I love Futurama ^^
If the school nurse could do operations
The Computer
I get the feeling I could do better with a box cutter and barbecue lighter
Michael Fixedsys - Fixedsys Labs
Been there, done that...
Surprisingly well, a little infection but hey what doesn't kills you makes you stronger ^^
1:23 It's Kermit the Fry!
Plot twist: dr zoidbreg was the 6 member of the I.M.P from helluva boss
"Scruffy's not fine with bein' a head on a arrm mmmmm-hmmm."
0:55 Garfield syndrome is a real thing every Monday for me🤣🤣🤣
My favorite bit was the jenga joke X'D
HorakhtytheCreator that was hilarious
"I can't even find my own uterus!"
You could interpret zoidberg’s line about drugs and surgery as zoidberg being high that day, explaining his more eccentric than usual medical treatments.
It is important that this be preserved.
Something about Leela spinning around on an exposed spine while it snapped crackled and popped was very upsetting to me
You may feel a slight sawing!
I love how Scruffy is just a leg/arm but never complains nor looks like he even cares about it.
“My body rejected your liver, and now I have Garfield Syndrome! Ugh, I hate Mondays…”. If it makes you feel any better, Fry, I hate Mondays too.
Fry went from Simpson, Garfield, Muppet, to Smurf.
Fry:put it back in me!
Me:thats what she said
I liked this episode. We got to see how the friendship of Zoidberg and the professor came to be
Dr. John Zoidberg is my second favorite character in the show. My other favorite is Bender.
My favorite characters is the whole Planet Express crew
Don't get offended but Bender is my least favorite. Because he's so obnoxious towards everyone, especially towards his "best friend" Fry. Matter of fact, Bender had no regrets when he abandoned Fry in the episode: T: The terrestrial. Bender is nothing but an arrogant attention seeker.
My favorite character is Bender!!!
My main favourite is the series is Bender with Fry coming in second.
@@joselara-perez1997he regret it, but stills being an horrible action
Hermes: "People, please! Let's not overreact---"
*falls apart*
Hermes: "DEATH TO THE CRAB!"
At least he did solve the initial issue by getting the needles out of Fry's hand.
Or Zoidberg could've pulled the thorns from Fry's hand. That could've been much easier but Zoidberg was just to dumb to do that.
@@joselara-perez1997 That is apparently what happened; by the time he had Simpson's jaundice, his hand looked fine.
You would think the crab would have had the sense to just remove the needles in the FIRST place. Then Fry wouldn’t have become a Muppet, Leela wouldn’t have been sawed in half, Hermes would still be able to limbo, and… you know what, I’m not going to list all the ways Zoidberg could have made everyone’s life easier by not smashing a book on those damn needles.
Fry gets sick changing to Bart, Garfield, Kermit, and a Smurf. Meanwhile zoidberg is examining the skeleton in his office for signs of life.
This is one of my favorite scenes in the entire series
2:12 kinky XD
Sebastian Castro that profile pic tho
2:09
"Death to the crab!"
HE’S THE ONLY DOCTOR MY HEALTH INSURANCE COVERS!!! 😫😫😫
Looks like you’re going to need a different health insurance provider.
Man these people have a weirdly high pain tolerance
Yeah, I mean, they underwent operations that would kill an average human WITH NO F*CKING ANESTHESIA!!!
1:11 I couldn’t limbo before! makes me laugh really hard!
It is a funny joke, except Hermes won an Olympic gold medal in Limbo before, so it wouldn't work in this context.
Note to self: Get a second opinion.
0:15 I'm afraid fry lost allot of juice he's developed Simpons jaundice I Caramba!
Ay Caramba!
3 minutes of some of the most spectacular comedy i’ve ever seen
Fry Turned Into Bart Simpsons
Then into A Smurf
Thankfully they caught it before he turned into a mickey mouse, otherwise there would have been more issues.
Rory mercury copyright issues…
Mr Mouse would've paid them a visit like he did to Southpark... XD
Then Garfield
Does anyone know how the hell Fry lost enough “juice” to give him jaundice when only his hand was bleeding?!?!
This is Zoidberg we're talking about.
Zoidberg is just that good.
@@eviljoel Or rather, just that bad.
I like how the door has medical in quotations lol
"have you ever played jenga? somtime you pull one and BOLOWOWOBOOW!!!"
i like how shoes make up the middle of his anatomy
ohhh those breaking bones sounds
Brianna Marie Shead she hired Hulu series for Futurama
Fry had smurf syndrome
A rather nasty disease. Not only do you turn blue with white hair.
Your mood switches spontaneously and randomly between over a 100 personalties!
Also you develop an addiction to smurf berries.
And you’re constantly being hunted by a balding, middle aged wizard and his cat who either wants to eat you or turn you into gold.
CitizenKahne1992 and sing
Idk know what’s worse, smurf syndrome or muppet gangrene
I heard it’s not easy being gangrenous
i don't know why but this episode make me think about that land ship episode from bob's burgers about ghost boy and tina
Fry-Put it back in me
Me-That’s what she said
Wow! Just like bart. Matt groening says "top to bottom, this is a bart"
Poor Zoidberg. Why no one like you?
In my school uniform I'm literally a smurf
"You may feel a slight sawing"
Fry had the most amusing 😆 symptoms I've ever seen.
I love Futurama and i miss it being on TV :(
Poor zoidberg
Zoidberg is the Meg of Futurama
Leela's bone crackling always gives me the skeevies.
What Hermes says at 1:28 makes me laugh so fucking hard lol
did anyone hear Hermes say, "give me my back back"
Yes, but he said it like this “I WANT MY BACK BACK!!!!!!!”
Playing as a surgeon in Ss13 in a nutshell
Itchy and scratchy show it my favorite TV show ever Futurama do that too
That jenga line
fry: WE DONT WANT TO SEE YOU EVER AGIAN!
profeser: zoidberg i want to see you right now!
me: XD
Actual doctors office
Scruffy looks funny at 1:57 his head connected to his arm lol
SIMPSON’S JAUNDICE
Amy: give me my kidany back
Dr Z: takes out heart
0:57 I hate Mondays
Shut up GarFry. Get it. I combined Garfield with Fry's name
Keyana Whitely Nice!!
@@BrandonGarbage23Trucks247 Thank You
YOU MAY FEEL A SLIGHT SAWING.
XD
But seriously though, why has no one sat this guy down and taken the time to at least teach him about how humans work? He's competent with other people, it's just one more thing he has to learn.
It’s because he has a Ph.D. in art history, not an M.D. He has no medical training for any species whatsoever, so trying to explain human anatomy to him would be pointless. Also, it makes the show funnier.
Fry: "It's not easy being gangreneous!"
Oh no Fry turned into a Simpson
D'OH!!!!!!!
I always laughed how an alien had a normal first name. "John". While his real alien name was Zoidberg.
It's easy to forget that he's specialized in alien biology than human.
I watched 0:07 once. Now I will never watch it again.