My childhood in the 90's LOLOLOL I always recorded my shows so I could watch them over again during sundays 6 hours of golf and hour of power! LOLOL Kids these days don't know how good they have it!
Anders, we only watched TV on Sundaymorning in the 90's.. 99% of my free time was spend drawing, running around(with or without a ball), digging, lighting small fires and generally breaking stuff in my parent's garden. Fuck me, right?
For those of us who remember the Watergate scandal it was an immediate zing! Just "Nixon's" mention of Rosemary brought it all back... an 18 minute hum job.
"G.I. Zapp is the codename for an elite group of, patriotic peacekeepers who rebuild schools with their bullet-sucking vaccum tanks! That's what they are..." Rebuild schools with their bullet sucking vaccum tanks, I died...
4Kids Censorship be Like: Helmeppo: Stay back or I'm gonna *HIT HIM WITH MY HAMMER* Brock: Now let's eat these *DELICIOUS JELLY FILLED DONUTS* Sanji: Just let me finish this *SWEET LOLLIPOP* Keith Bandit: Now give me what I want Pegasus or I will *POINT YOU WITH MY FINGER* and send you straight to *A BEAUTIFUL VACATION IN HAWAII*
Grape Kool-aid hides the cyanide flavor better. Jim Jones had to use Kool-aid instead of Funny Face drink powder because using "Goofy Grape" to kill men, women, and children was just wrong.
Not many people know this, but Richard Nixon was a very integral member of 4kids back in the day! This is just a small hint of the work he did, also including that gun-turned-hammer in One Piece.
@@MrBullterrier I know it isn't but I couldn't think of another word, I just say subtle because it's Futurama... (though that is an oxymoron concept now that I think of it)
It's OK when I say it. Lmao His voice over work is classic. "That'll blow them straight to.....church "....edited. dear God I can't take it. This show was genius. I love Nixon's head as president. I can't believe they canceled it. Nobody has a freakin sense of humor anymore
The funniest thing about this is that GI Joe actually did censor Duke being stabbed through the heart, complete with a geyser of animated blood, into his "going into a coma" and then recovering with a couple poorly dubbed lines of dialog.
That and they saw the backlash to the death of the recently released (at the time) Transformers movie with the death of Optimus Prime (among many) and didn't want to do a repeat of that. Ironcially, the Transformers movie was going to kill off Prime because Duke was going to die in the GI Joe movie.
I loved this whole episode because it hit me where I live! I grew up watching cartoons in the 80s, and they hit ALL the beats. Including the blatant shots and poses from the GI Joe openings.
Legit the first scene with “death to violence” and then throwing a Molotov cocktail at the White House would be a great way to demonstrate irony to middle school students
- Freezer Burn - Nutcracker - That's no name for a woman, let's just call her "Pat". - Waterboard - Helpful Johnny - Boxcutter - Powderpuff - Orphan Crippler - Ahh, pass
"Now stay tuned for six hours of golf." How eerily accurate to real Saturday post morning programming.
Yeah imagine being a kid with just basic cable and then all that's on tv is just boring live action shows.
My childhood in the 90's LOLOLOL
I always recorded my shows so I could watch them over again during sundays 6 hours of golf and hour of power! LOLOL Kids these days don't know how good they have it!
Anders, we only watched TV on Sundaymorning in the 90's.. 99% of my free time was spend drawing, running around(with or without a ball), digging, lighting small fires and generally breaking stuff in my parent's garden. Fuck me, right?
Tobias Christopher now for 5chan
In my country it was some Mexican soap opera after cartoons
*"Operation: THROAT SLIT"*-
BANANA SPLIT
Christopher Brent I died with that one LOL
😂😂😂 also "that will blow them straight to church"
"Here comes a water balloon! That's quite a splash!"
Banana Slit sounds kinda funnier.
Ready...
Aim...
*N E G O T I A T E*
The Cell Games were a dicipation of a negotiation you know.
Classic Nixon.
PokeDude011 that how girl negotiate at my school.
PokeDude011 I thought he said ANNOUNCIATE
The army with negotiations concerning middle eastern organizations:
“Ready, aim, negotiate!” Has to be my favourite Nixon line.
My fav was "we'll blow them straight to hel- *CHURCH"*
mine was “freeze or burn is SLEEPING”
"Hi Tinkerbell!"
@@karenfan010 is that a reference to the gi joe movie when they added lines so that duke wasnt dead, just in a coma
"Today's episode: Operation Throat Sli- *BANANA SPLIT!"*
"ACRONYM, A criminal regiment of nasty young men."
"Oh, that's clever. I'll leave that the way it is."
Daniel Anyamele better the owca
Kamen rider guy what does that mean exactly
Daniel Anyamele organistion without a cool acronym
Kamen rider guy Oh yeah, good one 😄😄
I like the idea that Nixon's "What the hell kind of plane is that?" made it into the recording.
I would pay the Futurama crew to have Nixon try to censor more Saturday morning cartoon parodies.
Thicc Gumshoe I like to see nixon censor super sentia
Make this a series.
How about Fist of the North Star/Hokuto no Ken?
@@jamesmallone
You're already.... Asleep!
"umm...wow, look at all that Nyquil. That'll help him get to sleep!"
"Mayday! Mayday! Tell my wife-"
*I'LL BE HOME FOR DINNER!!*
😂😂
Hahahahaha 🤣
I eh landed the plane on a safely place next on this naturally ocurring fireball at Disneyland *BOOM* 💥
hi Tinkerbell!🧚♀️
Boxcutter is his wife. She'd swear to avenge him, but then the show would end prematurely.
@@anitamihholap5926 Don't you mean Powderpuff?
"ORPHAN CRIPPLER" "Erm, pass."
Generic Memelord - Yet he had to change box cutter
Agreed
@@Ajourneyofknowing exactly
2:48
4Kids' edit of *One Piece*.
let me smoke this *LOLLIPOP*
I SURE AM GLAD YOU KEEP THIS RUBBER KNIFE ON YOU NAMI
Supertron Its not the 4kids dub of One Piece, it is missing bad puns
Incoming surface to air- TELEGRAM
“I sent Belle-mere to a dungeon for the rest of her life!”
Ready, aim, NEGOTIATE!
How liberals want to deal with terrorists
Because every clear thinking person knows that the only way of dealing with terrorism is to out-terrorise the terrorists! NAPALM THEIR BABIES!!
Wait..
vitor kennedy Do you want a robot uprising? Because arming robots is how you get a robot uprising.
ChaosSandwhich dude that is a sci-fi unjustified phobia.
+ChaosSandwhich No. Give robots completely free will but still expect them to be slaves, and THAT's how you get a robot uprising.
It's like watching a 4Kids dub. Lol.
Only funny
That'll blow them to hel-church
Laser beams? That's far too violent. Try water guns in a place where water is scarce because that makes perfect sense.
JRod527763 No it's a lot better, I'd pay money to have Nixon dub over cartoons.
Evan Sageser oh shit, i didn't know that!
"Nutcracker? That's no name for a woman. You're now Pat."
🤣🤣🤣
His Wife's name! 🤣🤣
"Rosemary! Do we got any type of machinery to edit tape?!"
"Ohh you *KNOW* we do~!"
that had me in stitches
Time for Dickey to get tricky
@@audgusto G.I Zapp
🎵G.I Zapp🎵
G.I ZAPP!
Bender's enthusiastic "Orphan crippler" will always make me start dying of laughter
"uh ... pass"
"Now stay tuned for six hours of golf!"
That line's so accurate it hu--TICKLES.
I will avenge him you heartless BASTARDS
"beam me up scotty!"
Tommy Beebe Gets hit with axe *"Yay! I caught it!"*
"Ah, here comes a water balloon!"
*explodes on someone*
"That's quite a splash!"
5:07
Wait isn't star trek banned in futurama
“Find that apple! It's down there somewhere!”
This is without a doubt one of the funniest things Futurama ever did. It's like MST3K.
Rosemary! Have we got any type of machinery to edit tape?
*oh, you know we do...* lol
GrimL0gic
Political joke
GrimL0gic Time for Dicky to get Tricky
I just now got the joke
Reference to Watergate.
For those of us who remember the Watergate scandal it was an immediate zing! Just "Nixon's" mention of Rosemary brought it all back... an 18 minute hum job.
"That'll blow them straight to -Hell- *CHURCH"*
LisaLisaKenadoresher Vegetariansoylentgreen that was the best line
I think I will use that one for now on
Its strange he say church, I am sure that Americans like to censore religion in cartoons.
I didn't know he worked for 4Kids.
Sanji: I'm going to take a nice long drag off of this...
Nixon: LOLIPOP!!!
He forgot the jelly donuts if he worked for 4kids!
Most of my favourite anime is from 4kids. I don't know why so many people hate them. Their censorship was not that evil.
it was k9poodle
K 9 Poodle If you don't think that censorship is evil, you're part of the problem
"That'll blow them all straight to church."
What's so weird about that? That's where I always used to go as a child to get blown. But then again, we Catholics do things a little bit different.
TheRedScourge it’s a joke.
Gaming Alpha 101 Woosh, man.
Htoo Htet San - To Convert or else
Ned Flanders approves.
"I-eh, landed the plane safely next to this naturally occurring fireball, at Disney land" *Plane explodes* "Hi tinker bell!"
Damien Mula I laughed so hard
😀😁😂
Still 2 damn funny!😁
who does he think he's fooling?
"Look, I can see his parachute, he's OK!"
That'll blow them strait to he- Church!
Either way, they'll start praying...
Dire Straits to Money for Nothing!
Lol
I would pay to see a series where Futurama Nixon censors real TV shows.
Like dbz
Time Cop 4Kids South Park. Just saying that I’m a sentence makes me laugh.
Joey: Oh no, Yugi is de-
Nixxon: In the Shadow Realm!
@VGamingJunkie I will avenge him, you heartless-
Nixon: Ba*****! It's okay if I say it.
"G.I. Zapp is the codename for an elite group of, patriotic peacekeepers who rebuild schools with their bullet-sucking vaccum tanks! That's what they are..."
Rebuild schools with their bullet sucking vaccum tanks, I died...
SO DID THE KIDS
I sincerely doubt that because I’m not that lucky
TELL MY WIFE, I'LL BE HOME FOR DINNER.
"Oh no! Freezerburn is *SLEEPING* "
"I will avenge him you heartless *BASTARDS* "
"It's okay when I say it."
IMO, the most underrated line.
"It's too violent!" *Throws a burning bottle at the White House*
D'Arooh! Very well.
4Kids Censorship be Like:
Helmeppo: Stay back or I'm gonna *HIT HIM WITH MY HAMMER*
Brock: Now let's eat these *DELICIOUS JELLY FILLED DONUTS*
Sanji: Just let me finish this *SWEET LOLLIPOP*
Keith Bandit: Now give me what I want Pegasus or I will *POINT YOU WITH MY FINGER* and send you straight to *A BEAUTIFUL VACATION IN HAWAII*
Brook: May I see your *iPHONE*
"I'm hit! oh god it-TICKLES!" 😂
Steamy Monsoon " Oh-No freezer burn is- SLEEPING"
I will revenge these BASTARDS
@@matyaskrpata9640 it's okay I'd I say it
@@connorbosley4431 That had to be a reference to the animated G.I.Joe movie.😁
@@connorbosley4431 I will avenge him, you heartless *BASTARDS!*
It's okay when I say it.
I love how both times Nixon couldn't even attempt censorship, it's about Bender. Bender's just too hardcore
“Bite my shiny metal pass”
Hehehehe, Orphan Crippler. You can't even try to edit that.
"-BASTARDS! It's okay if I say it."
I love how he gave up at bender mutilating the enemy.
Ra Him That's Orphan Crippler! 😂
Yep
"WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PLANE IS THAT !!!"
A magic school bus.
I lose it every damn time.🤣😂
A cartoon plane.
I would like to join ACRONYM. The employees apparently get all the cherry Kool-Aid they can drink.
Nice Futurama-Nixon-style censoring. ; )
Grape Kool-aid hides the cyanide flavor better. Jim Jones had to use Kool-aid instead of Funny Face drink powder because using "Goofy Grape" to kill men, women, and children was just wrong.
So much it's practically bursting out of them. Wait, did I say practically? I meant literally.
I love that Bender is so incredibly violent that Nixon can’t even comment
You mean Orphans Crippler 😂
I can see Orphan Crippler being mad since his best friend, Freezer Burn, was killed, and he wanted vengeance.
Did Nixon say "beam me up Scotty"? Isn't star trek illegal?
OH NO. it's the
*C O P Y R I G H T S*
It's okay if he says it.
Of course, there *was* a law against Star Trek, but that was in Futurama itself!
Beam me up Welshie!
I don’t think it’s illegal anymore.
"FIND THAT APPLE, is down there somewhere"
"That'll blow them straight to He--Church!"
"Now stay tuned for six hours of golf." LOL. It's the same here in Britain.
ready... aim... NEGOTIATE!
Not many people know this, but Richard Nixon was a very integral member of 4kids back in the day! This is just a small hint of the work he did, also including that gun-turned-hammer in One Piece.
That’s a big load. If Nixon brought this kinda work to that programming block it wouldn’t have half as cringey.
"Hi Tinkerbell!" Yay I caught it!" "Find that apple it's down there somewhere!"😂😁😆
I would watch an entire show of Nixon just talking over it and editing it. Almost reminds me of mystery science theater 3000.
"Its too violet!" Throws a fucking moveltov cocktail.
Wow look at Helpful Johnny helping that guy bob for apples. What a nice guy
I'll BE HOME FOR DINNER!! lol
I uh, landed the plane safely next to this naturally occurring fireball, at Disneyland!!!!
Harry Carson Hi Tinkerbell!
Matsuno Chorofappyski Ready aim.....
Harry Carson Negotiate!
Here come a water balloon
Billy West did a great job with that voice acting.
He’s always a blast alongside John DiMaggio, Maurice LaMarche and even David Herman.
This reminds me of the G.I Joe movie, where a character dies, and there's this random dubbed over voice line saying "He's gone into a coma!"
It was Scarlet, and also parents threatened Sunbow after Optimus Prime died...
"That's no name for a woman, we'll just call her Pat!" Hahahahahaha
Rosemary, do we have any kind of machinery to edit tape?
OH YOU KNOW WE DO!!
I love that subtle Watergate reference so much.
@@bombabombom3603 I love, that you think it's subtle... XD
@@MrBullterrier I know it isn't but I couldn't think of another word, I just say subtle because it's Futurama... (though that is an oxymoron concept now that I think of it)
@@bombabombom3603 Just having a lark, mate. Don't think too much of it! :)
"What the hell kind of plane is that?"
Bergenator 9264 Cracks me up every damn time. 😂🤣😂🤣
orphan crippler. wtf lol
Uh... Pass.
Allenochi Paredes it had to be Bender the one with that codename lol
He's done it more than once. On the show
Heh its try, he always picks on the robot orphan with 1 leg
I like how the bad guys hold fire passing the Kindergarten unlike GI Zapp.🙉
It's OK when I say it. Lmao
His voice over work is classic.
"That'll blow them straight to.....church "....edited. dear God I can't take it. This show was genius. I love Nixon's head as president. I can't believe they canceled it. Nobody has a freakin sense of humor anymore
It’s back, baby!
Season 7 was a bit hit or miss at times - but this episode was fucking hilarious. :)
"Tell my wife.” ILL BE HOME FOR DINNER!
if only Richard Nixon narrated real cartoons in the 80s
0:30 They just murdered around fifty children, and I'm more hung up that what looks like an anti-aircraft tank is engaging in such close combat.
READY AIM..... NEGOTIATE
[Gets hit by an axe.]
"Yay! I caught it!"
Freezer Burn: I'M HIT! OH GOSH, IT HU- *TICKLES!*
I died 😂😂
@@SamPashmioh no mersifullwolf4054 is de- *SLEEPING*
@@evanandrews2993 I will avenge him you heartless-*BASTARDS*
Technically not wrong
The funniest thing about this is that GI Joe actually did censor Duke being stabbed through the heart, complete with a geyser of animated blood, into his "going into a coma" and then recovering with a couple poorly dubbed lines of dialog.
That and they saw the backlash to the death of the recently released (at the time) Transformers movie with the death of Optimus Prime (among many) and didn't want to do a repeat of that. Ironcially, the Transformers movie was going to kill off Prime because Duke was going to die in the GI Joe movie.
WRONG they didn’t censor it at all, you still see it happen, all they did was put him into a coma instead of having him die. Get your facts right
That was for the movie, not the regular episodes.
And now you know the president personally edited it 😋
"I landed the plane safely next to this naturally occurring fireball" that killed me
At disneyland
+Brandon Martinez Hi Tinkerbell!
Pretty sure it killd him too
Yup me too.
do that mean... Richard Nixon is in chard of 4kids?
VenomDalek Was
4Kids went bankrupt couple years ago
Still better censorship than Kidz Bop
Pilot have you packed you parchute " YeS SIR!" Good because i forgot mine. LMAO
Haha classic you knew it was coming but it still hits
Mayday, mayday, tell my wife- *I'LL BE HOME FOR DINNER!*
"Rosemary, have we got any type of machinery to edit tape?" - Best quote from Nixon's head.
If only he had that in 1974
I have honestly never laughed harder in any instance in a show. Futurama is an excellent show.
“I uhh, landed the plane safely next to this naturally occurring fireball, at Disneyland! Hi Tinkerbell!”
I can think of a better selection of words for ACRONYM
The Allied Coalition of Ruthless Oppressors, Ne'er-Do-Wells & Young Murderers
Tien: "Look! I can see their parachutes! They're okay."
I was thinking that!
MAYDAY! MAYDAY! TELL MY WIFE "I'LL BE HOME FOR DINNER!"
Billy West just nails it!
He should've played the live action Nixon, not Hopkins.
I loved this whole episode because it hit me where I live!
I grew up watching cartoons in the 80s, and they hit ALL the beats. Including the blatant shots and poses from the GI Joe openings.
So the cartoon went to your house and attacked you did they??
ORPHAN CRIPPLER!!!!
"Uh, I'll just leave that one"
HI TINKERBELL!!!
I still LOL every time xD
And operation Throat Sli---
*BANANA SPLIT!*
Lol I laughed so hard at that part
The writers must've had fun with this.
They fight for the heck of it. Just like real life.
...Yay! I caught it!...
Uh....er, Beam me up Scotty
Harry Carson 3 4 cha cha cha
"Operation: THROAT SLIT"-
BANANA SPLIT
Lol
LMAO!😂
The first time I ever saw this episode I pissed myself laughing. This was just amazing writing and animation.
Ready
Aim
NEGOTIATE
...that'll blow 'em straight to church.
MAYDAY MAYDAY TELL MY WIFE-I'll be home for dinner.
"Here comes a water balloon. That's quite a splash!"
*Soldier evaporated*
Uh, beam me up, Scotty!
Legit the first scene with “death to violence” and then throwing a Molotov cocktail at the White House would be a great way to demonstrate irony to middle school students
“ …rebuild schools with their bullet-sucking vacuum tanks.” That line is too funny.
0:39 “What’s that, a rock?…I HATE ROCKS!”
(Also this 4:12)😂
"Find that apple, it's down there somewhere!!"
"Oh God it--" "Tickles!"
When Nixon deems a cartoon too violent, you know how violent it is
I really hope they do more stuff like this in the new seasons. They were all phenomenal. Naturama was probably the best but this skit is my favorite.
We did…but it sure was a bit of a flop
- Freezer Burn
- Nutcracker
- That's no name for a woman, let's just call her "Pat".
- Waterboard
- Helpful Johnny
- Boxcutter
- Powderpuff
- Orphan Crippler
- Ahh, pass
This had to be the funniest moment in the whole series.
I piss myself everytime I watch it.
"We're mad again!" I need that sign. It's so versatile!
MegaChickenfish And another sign had Stupid spelt wrong---- wait, I just got it!
"Tell my wife... *I'LL BE HOME FOR DINNER!* "
"Violence never solved anything."
Then why does our country constantly go to war?
Because it never solves anything.
@@robertjarman3703 and our whole government is practically corrupt at this point
Because we're Americans. It's basically a compliment to other countries.
Because they asked for it
Because it didn't solve anything YET
I want this to be a series.
This ranks in my top 5 futurama moments.
Orphan Crippler is too brutal for Nixon. Then again, even for Robot Devil.
Richard Nixon makes a YTP.