7 Instruments That Instantly Repel Women
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- In a previous video, I told you about some instruments that attract women. In this video, I'm going to tell you about 7 instruments that instantly repel women.
You might think your beloved kazoo, accordion, or ocarina is attractive to women, but trust me: it isn't.
Or is it?
Maybe you shouldn't trust me. Maybe I'm full of you-know-what. Maybe women actually love the instruments in this video.
Maybe you should skip practicing your instrument today and just watch this video to find out. And by maybe, I mean definitely. Enjoy!
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Imagine needing an instrument for this
About time you uploaded a new video 💯
I'm trying to get one out every couple weeks. Between the lousy production quality and sloppy editing, you'd think these videos would be easy to make. But they take a loooooot of time for me to make. That being said, I'm a take your comment as a compliment :)
Hearing you makes me miss New England
Actually accordions are very popular in oberkrainer folk music. Not so much the piano, but the diatonic buttonbox is the shit to play, especially at parties where everyone is drunk and in the mood to sing a classic song half a beat behind 😂.
And wooden buttonboxes personally look super sexy. I am not a woman though...
also in countries like Germany and Italy, the accordion is popular, kind of shows how musicians don't know shit about anything, it's like being a literature major and being confused about why fifty shades of Grey is best selling novel, or being an economist and being wrong about the 2008 housing crisis lol.
@@eliasaltenbergyeah people love it mostly in Slovenia, Austria and Germany. I am from Slovenia(not Slovakia), which is kinda the central of this music.
AC/DC "It's a long way to the top" has bagpipes. The only cool flute is Jethro Tull. But yeah, the list is very, very small.
Exactly! Took me a tenth of second for this one. And it's not that Bon Scott was not popular with women.
@@blitvar1 it's feckin' AC/DC after all. They could rock the shyte out of a kazoo and have women lined up outside their hotel rooms. But they are the only ones that can do it.
"It's a long way to the top" in my opinion, is completely ruined by the repetition towards the end... Just that one riff over and over with the pipes blaring... It's like a nightmare that won't end. I love AC/DC, but I absolutely despise that song. The bagpipes are fine, just not that repetitive bullshit that takes up what feels like the second half of the song.
I can't believe I didn't think of Jethro Tull. You're right: That flute is SUPER cool! I totally should've mentioned them. And yeah, you're right about the AC/DC song, but I'm not surprised I didn't think of it. I don't have anything against them, but I'm not a big fan, either. I'm so mad at myself for not thinking of Jethro Tull haha
Dropkick Murphys have a ton of great songs with the bagpipes.
I almost forgot how bad a bagpipe sounds, thanks for recommending the korn song
Thanks, I REALLY needed this. I'm literally sick of all the women throwing themselves on me
Never clicked out of a video so fast... to go listen to a new album release
Ahhh, you had me for a quick second haha. But then I read the second half of your statement and it put a smile on my face. Thank you so much for checking it out. I really, really appreciate it!
I was tempted to like and subscribe, but you only put my preferred instrument in second place. Accordions before more Dianes!
If you're playing an instrument of *ANY* kind to get attention from women, you're playing for the wrong reason...
This was one of my favorite videos 😂 keep up the great work! I’m dead 😂
Thank you!!!
The accordion is definitely not a sexy instrument! It works for Weird Al though but everybody else sounds and looks like crap with that instrument. I can however think of one other song that sounds great with bagpipes. It's a Long Way to the Top if You Want to Rock and Roll by AC/DC.
Mr bungle makes good use of the Jews harp
They make use of a lot of unconventional stuff. I almost mentioned that instrument
If you’re trying to play an instrument to get laid, you’re doing it for the wrong reason… kinda like UA-cam musical influencers…
Haha, I totally agree 100%
Quick realizing that this is supposed to be satire, I'm still waiting for the funny part to kick in. Where is it?
found the bag piper thermin kazoo player