HILARIOUS KARL PILKINGTON COMPILATION

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  • Опубліковано 23 лис 2024

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  • @MeneerHerculePoirot
    @MeneerHerculePoirot 2 роки тому +502

    People will still be listening to these in 100 years. 😆

    • @user-si7sd4xk8z
      @user-si7sd4xk8z 2 роки тому +39

      i will even on my death bed🤣🤣

    • @dimwit3006
      @dimwit3006 2 роки тому +13

      It really is timeless. Unless we get plugged into the matrix and everything we value crumbles and fades into nothing, I believe you

    • @joeash5756
      @joeash5756 2 роки тому +15

      @@dimwit3006 rather deep for a KP podcast but fair

    • @danoliver3053
      @danoliver3053 2 роки тому +5

      @@dimwit3006 or unplugged.

    • @dimwit3006
      @dimwit3006 2 роки тому +2

      @@user-si7sd4xk8z the ultimate sleep

  • @stuartsmith9575
    @stuartsmith9575 7 місяців тому +23

    Once again these 3 see me through the small.hours while i deal with my insomnia... absolutely brilliant.

  • @Headgas
    @Headgas 7 місяців тому +39

    I love how Karl just ploughs on with his story regardless and he is so funny I keep bursting out with laughter 😂😂😂

  • @PeachesMagee
    @PeachesMagee 11 місяців тому +17

    These podcasts will never get old xxx

  • @jjdog7159
    @jjdog7159 Рік тому +51

    I love how Karl just keeps on talking despite Ricky and Steves insults. He’s like The Terminator!

  • @lgnewton
    @lgnewton Рік тому +19

    Karl Pilkington has and still does get me through hard times in my life. ❤ just hearing his thoughts brings me back to reality. Love him.

  • @elleeme9451
    @elleeme9451 2 роки тому +33

    The best work Ricky has ever done.

    • @georgeohunt2263
      @georgeohunt2263 9 місяців тому +1

      And by no coincidence it's heavily influenced by Steve and Karl. Ricky's own stuff (stand-up and TV shows) is pitiful

    • @HistoryIsGrande
      @HistoryIsGrande 5 місяців тому +5

      @@georgeohunt2263I think most people would disagree

    • @georgeohunt2263
      @georgeohunt2263 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@HistoryIsGrandereally? What solo Ricky Gervais projects would you say come close?

    • @HistoryIsGrande
      @HistoryIsGrande 4 місяці тому +2

      @@georgeohunt2263 that’s not my point and I think you know that. My point is that his stand up stuff and his TV shows are quality

    • @georgeohunt2263
      @georgeohunt2263 Місяць тому

      @@HistoryIsGrande It seemed like it was exactly your point in fairness

  • @EleanorH216
    @EleanorH216 Рік тому +26

    The shadow story will never not make me laugh lmao

    • @blue24563
      @blue24563 Рік тому +6

      i always cry with laughter as soon as i hear 'there's a shadow somewhere'...

    • @brettpilkington9539
      @brettpilkington9539 Рік тому +4

      You can laugh but the mayor got involved

    • @MrKd1973
      @MrKd1973 11 місяців тому +1

      I’m guessing somewhere like Boston….. well don’t…..

  • @skinnymac2411
    @skinnymac2411 2 роки тому +35

    “Who’s going to do the crop-age” 🤣

  • @mattynffc1800
    @mattynffc1800 2 роки тому +30

    “Play a record karl because I’m gunna knock you out 😂😂

  • @Lochlainn33
    @Lochlainn33 8 місяців тому +6

    Karl your a legend! No fake personality and you speak your mind the world needs more people like you.

    • @westmcgee9320
      @westmcgee9320 6 місяців тому

      You’re *

    • @veronica3986
      @veronica3986 5 місяців тому +2

      Spot on karll's unique.....

    • @westmcgee9320
      @westmcgee9320 5 місяців тому

      @@veronica3986 the grammar 🤦🏾‍♂️ in this convo

    • @veronica3986
      @veronica3986 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@westmcgee9320whats wrong with it ?

  • @omirrrr
    @omirrrr 2 роки тому +80

    It's like hanging out with 3 mates, I listen because I have none

  • @georgeohunt2263
    @georgeohunt2263 9 місяців тому +4

    "He was having a fight with the waiter and he snipped off his nose" will never fail to make me laugh

  • @ramisramis7833
    @ramisramis7833 Рік тому +17

    "Man moth", "grippage", "it's actually run by a couple of chimps", "why is Bob Hoskins screaming and grabbing at nuts" and "someone kept winning em", are quotes that will always bring me joy. Thanks to the universe for bringing this trio together

    • @steveryan4410
      @steveryan4410 Рік тому +2

      Oh No " We Brought the Small Ladders "

    • @ramisramis7833
      @ramisramis7833 Рік тому +2

      @@steveryan4410 I forgot "what you mean before this there were people who's eyes looked into their heads"

    • @thejacal2704
      @thejacal2704 10 місяців тому +2

      My favourite is "you can't buy an alpaca for twenty quid".
      I'm going to get that on a t-shirt.

    • @veronica3986
      @veronica3986 5 місяців тому

      ​@@ramisramis7833one of my favs off karl 😂😂😂😂

    • @mannenthemythe
      @mannenthemythe Місяць тому

      One of my favourites is "I'm not a bed-man, I go to the bed-man to get bed-advice". Takes me out every time

  • @melanieharrison100
    @melanieharrison100 Рік тому +7

    Another night .. another xfm amazing podcast ❤

  • @ChristopherHarris
    @ChristopherHarris 2 роки тому +55

    The woman who had a baby who had a baby still makes me laugh

    • @Muscimologram
      @Muscimologram 2 роки тому +11

      And that's one of the few actually accurate story Karl ever told but somehow he manages to make it so funny

    • @elleeme9451
      @elleeme9451 2 роки тому +2

      Who had a baby, who had a baby, who had a baby .

  • @Lindenrd25
    @Lindenrd25 2 роки тому +18

    This is non-stop greatness 😂

  • @JosephHarr-nk1zf
    @JosephHarr-nk1zf 6 місяців тому +4

    These make me a little less depressed

  • @leebrown486
    @leebrown486 2 роки тому +33

    I refuse to believe that Karl doesn’t know how much of a comedy genius he is and that it’s all “accidental”. The comedic timing at 21:30 is one of the best I’ve ever witnessed

    • @warshipsatin8764
      @warshipsatin8764 5 місяців тому +1

      a lot of the things he says seem like pretty obvious jokes just delivered dryly

    • @madden12
      @madden12 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@warshipsatin8764its how his mind works, but he does try to make it funny too

  • @slumdogjay
    @slumdogjay 2 роки тому +25

    Why didn’t he look both ways 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leeporter6849
    @leeporter6849 2 роки тому +10

    Audio levels need equalising ,can't really fall asleep to this one

  • @tomsanders9106
    @tomsanders9106 Рік тому +2

    These are great clips. Nailed it 👍🏼

  • @boudica75
    @boudica75 2 роки тому +13

    This is so funny, thanks for posting

  • @FinalChapterFilms
    @FinalChapterFilms 2 роки тому +26

    8:53 She was you’re bog standard old woman 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Simon-fr4ts
    @Simon-fr4ts 2 роки тому +20

    Pork chop stuck to old woman's arse for 5 years killed me.

  • @TK-ux5du
    @TK-ux5du 6 місяців тому +1

    Loving the fact that the ripped tennis ball comment is the most replayed! 🤣🎾🎾

  • @JTK639
    @JTK639 2 роки тому +4

    Classic😁Thanks for putting this up👍

  • @JackyJames1
    @JackyJames1 7 місяців тому +1

    Lol it's so easy to sleep on this while laughing

  • @foxy-xd8nb
    @foxy-xd8nb 4 місяці тому +2

    I'll have a bit of this tonight. Night n that

  • @WorLadCiz
    @WorLadCiz 2 роки тому +18

    “Karl has his kitchen done and boiler replace… still not happy”

  • @shaneshanks9702
    @shaneshanks9702 10 місяців тому +1

    Happy New year 🎉 ✨️ 💛 🤗

  • @nickysantoro9194
    @nickysantoro9194 Рік тому +4

    I havent laughed in months. I've heard this shit 1 million times. But for some reason. Today "the woman that had a baby, that had a baby" got me rolling.

  • @betterdayz1660
    @betterdayz1660 Рік тому +1

    Its very educational this show.
    Professor pilkington

  • @bulldog1066jpd
    @bulldog1066jpd Рік тому +4

    Karl really is a national treasure 😊😊😊

  • @Marc-so2cd
    @Marc-so2cd Рік тому

    I've been listening to these XFM shows since i first watched series 1 of the Ricky Gervais Show and I'll tell you, i think i know everything about all three of them.

  • @MrDilkington15
    @MrDilkington15 10 місяців тому +1

    i didnt even know people listened to them while going to sleep thats hilarious i have been doing that for the last couple of years i used to hate ricky gervais years ago and now i cant stop listening to him lmfaooo

  • @frederickfairlieesq5316
    @frederickfairlieesq5316 26 днів тому

    Karl quietly and patiently pauses his story for Ricky and Steve to make fun of it then continues on without missing a beat.

  • @Brett-yq7pj
    @Brett-yq7pj Місяць тому

    How do you fall asleep with all the commercials

  • @Ace_Arrow
    @Ace_Arrow 2 роки тому +6

    If you have the infinite amount of Karl Pilkingtons and infinite amount of time could they type everything an infinite amount of times

  • @Lance-yl5sz
    @Lance-yl5sz 8 місяців тому +1

    The chimp noises are hilarious

  • @Wainfleetkx450f
    @Wainfleetkx450f Рік тому +2

    Merchant saying NYPD firemen 😂

  • @mw...
    @mw... 2 роки тому +1

    I was going to comment but I’m asleep now

  • @Eijimiji
    @Eijimiji 7 місяців тому +1

    The baby who had a baby was a 4-5 year old who had a medical condition and went through puberty as a baby. People think she was molested by her father.

  • @the1jxk
    @the1jxk 4 місяці тому +1

    Ooh you look different with a hat on _
    Karl Pilkington last words

  • @mikethemusicman1978
    @mikethemusicman1978 7 місяців тому +1

    The high pitched noise could have been Tinnitus Karl might have temporarily had due to nervousness or stress

  • @Michael-ly3kr
    @Michael-ly3kr 2 роки тому +28

    Bog standard old woman 😂

    • @joewright9879
      @joewright9879 2 роки тому +4

      “There’s sandwiches at the bar.”
      I start laughing every time Karl starts talking about Hilda.

    • @Screwtxpe.
      @Screwtxpe. 2 роки тому +3

      Funniest thing that's ever been said by anyone, I reckon

    • @EKOvision
      @EKOvision 2 роки тому +2

      “Are we burning or burying?”

    • @ONEUNiT3D99
      @ONEUNiT3D99 2 роки тому +1

      What minute is this ?

  • @ThePontiacBandit911
    @ThePontiacBandit911 Рік тому +3

    6:50 I have a theory about the high pitched sound that Karl heard.
    Could it have been paramedics using a defibrillator on the ‘bog standard old woman’?? 🤷‍♀️

  • @michellebates4258
    @michellebates4258 5 місяців тому

    I need Karl's mind I'm a stress head bet it takes him 2 seconds to fall asleep he's so lucky Karl an he don't even know it hahahahahaha love him 😂❤

  • @bulldog1066jpd
    @bulldog1066jpd Рік тому +1

    The only reason to want to know the exact time someone passed is if you need to know what time to stop paying them..... found this out when I worked on the railway and a colleague was struck by a train 😢😢😢

  • @mixterz1
    @mixterz1 2 роки тому +5

    A woman who had a baby who had a baby

  • @philipdunne3047
    @philipdunne3047 Рік тому +2

    "Bog standard old woman"😂😂😂

  • @gamesgames2607
    @gamesgames2607 Рік тому +2

    14:20 .Three mechanical puppets as well as three actors, one of whom was a young 12-year-old boy who had been born without legs were used in ET so Karl is correct.

  • @angelaknight7184
    @angelaknight7184 2 роки тому +2

    Thankyou 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gIowtopia
    @gIowtopia Рік тому +1

    Legend

  • @dannyboy_dannyboy8274
    @dannyboy_dannyboy8274 2 роки тому +4

    Hilda was your boxed standard old lady!

  • @gamesgames2607
    @gamesgames2607 Рік тому +3

    47-50 Toilet " like a ripped tennis ball" 🤣🤣 50:02

  • @caitypoo.
    @caitypoo. Рік тому +2

    How am I just discovering this!!! This is HILARIOUS and I can’t stop laughing 😂 what is this guy doing now a days?

    • @tomjenkins1989
      @tomjenkins1989 Рік тому +1

      Fuck me, I am so jealous you have only just discovered him. There are hours and hours of material they made. You should also watch an idiot abroad, it’s hilarious!

    • @caitypoo.
      @caitypoo. Рік тому +1

      @@tomjenkins1989 wait what?!! What’s an idiot abroad

    • @caitypoo.
      @caitypoo. Рік тому +1

      @@tomjenkins1989 I think I saw a clip of him crying over the frogs getting smashed lmfaooo

    • @tomjenkins1989
      @tomjenkins1989 Рік тому +2

      Holy shit… you haven’t seen an idiot abroad. I’m even more jealous. Watching that for the first time 😂😂 you are in for a treat. Basically Ricky Gervais sends him round the world to different wonders to see his reactions, it’s so funny! Look it up!

  • @mariapanariello6949
    @mariapanariello6949 2 роки тому +6

    Love getting my fix. Such a sweet little addiction, it is 😘

  • @logann7942
    @logann7942 5 місяців тому

    Another thing Karl was right about: There was a man with no legs who performed ET in the movie.

  • @darrenherbert5639
    @darrenherbert5639 5 місяців тому

    Grahamis defo a character

  • @IndiObsver
    @IndiObsver Рік тому +3

    Hello People in 100 years time hope you are well, I'm not.

  • @LeeMadgePoet
    @LeeMadgePoet Рік тому +1

    I've always had an issue with the bit where Ricky and Steve text the 63336 question number: The text sent was "Karl Pilkington believes in ghosts. Is he an idiot?" Ricky and Steve are then surprised to get the reply answering whether Karl is an idiot or not? Why? The first part of the text is a statement, the question asked is "is Karl an idiot?", therefore that's why the reply is the way it is.

  • @__D-B__
    @__D-B__ Рік тому +1

    There's a shadow somewhere

  • @JeanBonur-gl3xy
    @JeanBonur-gl3xy 9 днів тому

    What happened to the 9 sheep channel? I miss my daily uploads of these

  • @binary
    @binary Рік тому +2

    Lmao @the Freaks bit

  • @rbfish4830
    @rbfish4830 3 місяці тому

    Still listening in bed 😂

  • @davidgoldstraw9892
    @davidgoldstraw9892 8 місяців тому +1

    Pissed me off a bit because I know approximately what time my wife died.
    Why would anyone forget that?

  • @waynefisher8839
    @waynefisher8839 6 місяців тому +1

    Karl doesn't believe in God's, But believes in ghosts 😂😂😂😂 that's how weird he is 😂😂😂 he's bloody brilliant 👍👍👍👍

  • @CragScrambler
    @CragScrambler Рік тому +1

    Chimpanze that! It's Monkey news you cnnnnnntttttttt..aaahhhhh😂

  • @damonpowell8443
    @damonpowell8443 Рік тому +1

    Ricky misheard karl talking about the 2 people with the ageing illnesses. Karl was right, Ricky was wrong.

  • @katiehaitchison3038
    @katiehaitchison3038 2 роки тому +19

    I love Karl so much and I love Ricky and Steve but I do get a little bit upset for Karl sometimes when Ricky and Steve are taking the mick coz Karl is lovely 🥰

    • @robertsmith3672
      @robertsmith3672 2 роки тому +1

      Believe me Katie anyone so stupid deserves having the Mick taken

    • @swills4772
      @swills4772 2 роки тому +7

      5 words- Head Like A ******* Orange.

    • @robertsmith3672
      @robertsmith3672 2 роки тому +1

      Karl was funny until it became obvious that he really is thick . These days he is just annoying.

    • @JTK639
      @JTK639 2 роки тому +2

      Funny thing is.When Ricky and Steven are moaning out loud to themselves with no one watching,their probably very much the same.Just a thought

    • @katiehaitchison3038
      @katiehaitchison3038 2 роки тому +2

      @@JTK639 yep I don’t doubt that for a second but I can’t help feeling sorry for poor innocent little karl 😅he’s just so open and completely honest so what you see is what you get and he’s so sweet 😅

  • @lildevil2380
    @lildevil2380 2 роки тому +6

    What a load of crops

  • @BathtubBass
    @BathtubBass 10 місяців тому +1

    The hell is that ring?

  • @songcrow
    @songcrow 5 місяців тому

    How has xfm gone from this to chris moyles talking about football .. ...

  • @davegonnaway6007
    @davegonnaway6007 3 місяці тому

    Have a shot everytime karl says right..

  • @jackmace6531
    @jackmace6531 2 роки тому +6

    You realize there is a horrible high pitched whine in the background of this recording right?

    • @karenhoward3126
      @karenhoward3126 2 роки тому +1

      No there’s not

    • @jackmace6531
      @jackmace6531 2 роки тому +1

      @@karenhoward3126 there is, however I’m betting it’s one of those sounds that you can only hear below a certain age, which I am and you aren’t

    • @ghosthashira6748
      @ghosthashira6748 2 роки тому +2

      @@karenhoward3126 oh he’s done ya

    • @jackmace6531
      @jackmace6531 2 роки тому

      I’ll bet you money

    • @bradleyla7167
      @bradleyla7167 Рік тому

      Nah jacks right It's like white nose, turn it full volume next to your dog and it will let you know as dogs can hear alot of white noise

  • @Maxxie.MX5
    @Maxxie.MX5 Рік тому +3

    NYPD fireman? 🤔

  • @seanbrown8533
    @seanbrown8533 2 роки тому +2

    * Stephen #StephenMerchant

  • @kevinsplitshangergundurahm1891

    It's 2023, what is Karl doing? Anyone know?

  • @Stuart-u6z
    @Stuart-u6z 6 місяців тому

    Should of dun a karl a Moaning od life Series 😂😂

  • @permartingustavsen5408
    @permartingustavsen5408 Рік тому +4

    1:02:22 random cat meow 🤔

  • @tonyclifton265
    @tonyclifton265 2 роки тому +2

    grippage and croppage

  • @lukejd3
    @lukejd3 3 місяці тому

    Play a record!

  • @tonyclifton265
    @tonyclifton265 2 роки тому +4

    "he says he's 120 but he's probly about 40"

  • @TheSilentknight1520
    @TheSilentknight1520 2 роки тому +7

    The ram pak was my favorite Kp story. This version specifically. Then i heard it 2 other times told different and ricky and steve acted like they never heard it before..... definitely a little bit scripted

    • @Joe-gy7dc
      @Joe-gy7dc 2 роки тому +3

      Personally I think it’s because the first time some of these were told was on XFM and then he became more popular and wanted to share the stories to a larger audience on other podcasts

    • @Screwtxpe.
      @Screwtxpe. 2 роки тому +4

      I have friends who have told me the same story multiple times over the years, it just happens

  • @joewright9879
    @joewright9879 Рік тому +1

    Woman had a baby who had a baby who had a bonobo.

  • @NorthWalesKid
    @NorthWalesKid Рік тому +1

    01:01 there’s a lot of grippage

  • @Lord_Messiah_Disciple
    @Lord_Messiah_Disciple 2 роки тому +8

    21:39
    🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @martindarcy8399
    @martindarcy8399 Рік тому +1

    Good night listeners, play a record

  • @yeismeload
    @yeismeload 2 роки тому +3

    the pork chop tasted like shit

  • @patiacat1
    @patiacat1 2 місяці тому

    How many times does Karl get the piss ripped out of him only to end up being right. He’s a forward thinker.

  • @NeonFlare
    @NeonFlare Рік тому +1

    Grippage

  • @lousifer4584
    @lousifer4584 3 місяці тому +1

    croppage

  • @chinsch75
    @chinsch75 2 місяці тому

    Ripped tennis ball about took me out

  • @georgegonzalez2476
    @georgegonzalez2476 2 роки тому +3

    Um, ladders don’t reach up 100 floors. And grippage is an issue. Not to forget finding a monkey-sized fireman’s uniform. Otherwise spot on?

  • @joetabner4937
    @joetabner4937 Рік тому +2

    He is true real warrior..scary dude..I remember in a recent interview he was asked what opponent was the most intimidating..and he said Strickland. He said his eyes were blank and he looked like a predator..blank..weird

  • @patriceharrex4568
    @patriceharrex4568 Рік тому +1

    Karl..Rick and Steve think they know it all..condescending..they know a lot but don't know everything, despite pretending they do. Kia kaha ..stay strong against these hooligans lol. Love from a kiwi girl xxx

  • @thejacal2704
    @thejacal2704 10 місяців тому +1

    Sorry, sorry, I thought it was shite!

  • @TrixieTaylor-bn6dw
    @TrixieTaylor-bn6dw Рік тому +1

    Man moth haha

  • @plasticsoul9051
    @plasticsoul9051 9 місяців тому +1

    Gripage