I was not expecting Vib ribbon to show up, the game actually has 2 sequels that were only released in Japan. I'm part of the small fanbase that the game suprisingly still has.
To be fair, I've only ever heard of the game referred to as "Seaman" and not "Caution Seaman." In fact, the Wikipedia page for the game doesn't have "Caution" in it at all, with the exception of the box art.
By some miracle I only missed three. Also, that description didn’t do Vib-Ribbon justice at all! It was one of the most cleverly programmed games ever designed. You see, Vib-Ribbon’s art style was the result of the fact that the software was so minuscule that it could be downloaded directly into the playstation’s ram. Because it was so small, in place of a game disc, cd’s could be inserted into the console and Vib-Ribbon would procedurally generate levels for the music on them. It was an incredible bit of software engineering.
Activision was verrryyy different when it began. It was once basically a handful of friends making games. But it all quickly changed once they entered the stock market
I got three wrong, knew about most of the games talked about here, that's probably why, yet those urban dictionary entries were still fun, I laughed quite a lot. I'm also drunk.
I've done it too for a pretty long time, but I somewhat recently figured out that pooping on the side of the inside of the toilet bowl is more effective & doesn't use any toilet paper, so now I only do it when it's small poop & I want to sit in a more comfortable position.
Captain Novolin was actually a really good try, though- a kid with Type 1 Diabetes could get their copy customized so that the character took the same insulin dosage as them.
You know what? It would be hilarious if people with coding experience would make a joke game based on the urban dictionary ones. Toilet battleship already feels like a great, worthy oscar game ngl
Sounds like a game jam idea. Maybe for Glorious Trainwrecks. A spammer once created a game jam there called "Packers And Movers Chennai" and people made games for it.
FUCK i just realized ive been missing days. oh well, guess ill start over. day 1 of asking matt to make "mental facility or golf course or retirement home"
I knew all of the games in this video, and was able to guess what was a definition through the simple fact that I didn't know it as a game. This also lead me to wonder what strange path in life I must have taken for Captain Novilin to be part of it.
I got 13, which is actually a lot better than I expected. I recognised 3 games: Irritating Stick, Seaman, and Vib-Ribbon. The rest of the points were just guesses.
I got all of these, wow. Also, the combination of the late Yahoo Answers and Urban Dictionary is enough to make one wonder if humanity will last another 50 years .
3:27 ive never played it, but vib ribbon is so cool! from what ive heard, the entire game fits in the playstations ram so that you can out any music cd inti the playstation for it to generate a level out of. please correct me if im worng
I somehow almost got 100% on this. The only two that I missed were Hot Richard (because it seemed so obviously Urban Dictionary that I thought it was a video game instead) and The Ooze. I don’t know if I should be proud of myself or concerned!
3:27 this is actually a really cool game !! the rabbit is supersilly and they sound like a vocaloid ! the tutorial sound became a popular sound online in like 2021, as well as the little game over sounds the rabbit makes when u fail (like crying sounds). im pretty sure i saw some vib-ribbon fanart flying around too but i don’t quite remember.
I knew about all of these games... because of spending about 3 years of my life reading through what might be the, and definitely is one of the, longest forum threads I've ever found on the internet. "games you remember playing, but don't remember the names of" or something along those lines. It's one of the most interesting reads out there.... but... good lord is that thread LONG. And it's somehow, miraculously, STILL ACTIVE, at least last time I checked which was only like a year or 2 ago. It's one of those things I really, REALLY would've figured would be replaced by like, a subreddit or something by now. But no. It's just this forever long thread of 1-2 line posts for 99% of it describing the most obscure games ever really badly. ...and the occasional really well known game, also described really badly. Like the first person to ask about crash bandicoot I legitimately didn't know what he was talking about because it was so ridiculously weirdly described lol.
I'm just impressed at how I managed to barely get any of the Urban Dictionary entries right, but recognize all but two games on this list (those being Dangerous Seed and Krusty's funhouse; I did recognize the Diabetes game, but not it's name)
As a kid I got that mister mosquito game, and it is one of those unintentionally hilarious things. The humans spend all their time laying around on the floor or getting naked and I remember the voice over work was so silly and strange. Made my brother and me laugh for ages
I consider "Tounge Of The Fat Man" both the name to an odd game, and an urban dictionary term that means "ugly 90s tude". That cover art still haunts me lol
Now I'm imagining a game called Bathroom Battleship. You perform naval combat, but you're toy boats in a bathtub firing water to fill the other boats and win. I'll have to write that one down.
If you look at the description, it says the stache is removed. So it's totally fine to say he looks like stalin from a different ethnicity because he doesn't look like that anymore
Who woulda thunk my extensive knowledge of weirdly named video games (coming predominantly from Japan because of course) would come in handy. Guessed every single one correctly, though the last one made me hesitate for a moment.
Memory unlocked! I remember Seaman. It was such a bizarre game. No one I knew had it, but I remember it being advertised constantly and like... jokes being made about it? That fish man haunted me for about a year.
In the beginning Matt looks like a dad who lost his son at the carnival, and is looking for him while trying to enjoy himself simultaneously going through depression.
matt neglected to mention that Mister Mosquito also involves slowly driving a family to the brink of insanity and destroying their relationships with each other (by biting them a lot)
Ah yes, Urbandictionary, where you have to scroll through 2 pages of sex euphemisms to find the actual definition of what you searched for.
Why would you go to urban dictionary for actual definitions
@@kingd8232 for actual slang words, which also happen to be sex euphemisms for some reason
i just wanted to look up those rubber chickens you squeeze and they screech
@@xdeathcon ruined 69 likes
@@xdeathcon every word is a sex euphemism on urban dictionary
This is way too hard. I'm failing horrendously.
Matt your mustache is beautiful. Magnificent creature!
Thanks. I shaved it off and it filled me with surprising regret.
@@Matt_Rose NOOOO!!! What made you do that??
@@tacohead8543 My reflection. Glimpsed myself in a car window and thought I looked a bit.. unsettling.
@@Matt_Rose Say what you will, it was nice while it looks lasted.
@@Matt_Rose It was great! You looked a bit like a B&M Mike Wozniak
Discovered this channel about a month ago and I absolutely love it. No other content like this on all of YT.
Welcome to the cult. Have you finished the initiation ceremony?
@@gammagames1413 memento mori
Enjoy your stay, and make sure to binge all the Omegle stuff
when i discovered this channel i could’ve sworn half my depression disintegrated-
@@gammagames1413 unus
I was not expecting Vib ribbon to show up, the game actually has 2 sequels that were only released in Japan. I'm part of the small fanbase that the game suprisingly still has.
@catboy cloud strife Greetings.
hi vib ribbon fans
@catboy cloud strife helo love u too
Here to join the small gathering of Vib Ribbon fans :>
hello i am one of the 5 vib ribbon fans out there
Matt and his mustache really lookin ready to send a couple divisions to their deaths in the trenches in Flanders
I thought Kronprinz Wilhelm was commanding the center of the german line.
Matt ready to send men to be swallowed in mud at passchendaele
Matt, your concepts are brilliant, original and hilarious. Your acting kills me too. God, I'm grateful I found this channel
me too. theres only like 4 channels that i genuinely feel comfort watching and will check if theres new uploads every day. im wishing he had more subs
I saw "Seaman" and immediately thought "hey, he forgot the 'caution'" before even seeing if it was the game.
To be fair, I've only ever heard of the game referred to as "Seaman" and not "Caution Seaman." In fact, the Wikipedia page for the game doesn't have "Caution" in it at all, with the exception of the box art.
Same lol but most people just call it seaman anyways
Poseidon's Sacrifice sounded so much like an innuendo that I was genuinely surprised to see it wasn't one. It's honestly funnier this way.
cant ruin 111 likes
By some miracle I only missed three.
Also, that description didn’t do Vib-Ribbon justice at all! It was one of the most cleverly programmed games ever designed. You see, Vib-Ribbon’s art style was the result of the fact that the software was so minuscule that it could be downloaded directly into the playstation’s ram. Because it was so small, in place of a game disc, cd’s could be inserted into the console and Vib-Ribbon would procedurally generate levels for the music on them. It was an incredible bit of software engineering.
It was also made by the guys who made Parappa the Rappa
I love rib-vibbon
Can't believe the guys who made the call of duty franchise once made a game called tongue of the fat man.
I dont think they made It, just published it
@@zmansadventures THATS JUST AS BASUAG as jhaz¥○》hep0
@@deadlock8173 are you a turkey
Activision was verrryyy different when it began. It was once basically a handful of friends making games. But it all quickly changed once they entered the stock market
@@knilght5349 nah it changed when the original 4 guys were literally forced out of the company, which then started going to shit once they left
This makes me want to create new words and publish them on Urban Dictionary.
how about ‘3am coca cola’
describe a Squinkydonkalonk and i'll post it maybe if i get around to it
how about a blonksticle
@@jayes_ is a very goofy octupus
@@theairisamagician830that's when a man hits another in the head with a bat lol
I got three wrong, knew about most of the games talked about here, that's probably why, yet those urban dictionary entries were still fun, I laughed quite a lot.
I'm also drunk.
You still drunk
You still drunk
You still drunk
Well that ended interestingly.
Make sure to drink water
TIL I learned that I am not the sole perpetrator of Poseidon's Sacrifice
TIL it's actually got a name and a damn good one at that
I've done it too for a pretty long time, but I somewhat recently figured out that pooping on the side of the inside of the toilet bowl is more effective & doesn't use any toilet paper, so now I only do it when it's small poop & I want to sit in a more comfortable position.
@@markopolo2172 I didn't previously know it had a name either.
Captain Novolin was actually a really good try, though- a kid with Type 1 Diabetes could get their copy customized so that the character took the same insulin dosage as them.
You know what? It would be hilarious if people with coding experience would make a joke game based on the urban dictionary ones.
Toilet battleship already feels like a great, worthy oscar game ngl
Sounds like a game jam idea. Maybe for Glorious Trainwrecks. A spammer once created a game jam there called "Packers And Movers Chennai" and people made games for it.
@@Scypek woah thats amazing info! Im going to check it out :D
Thanks for sharing!
btw i feel like vibri is becoming more famous because of the rhythm game boom happening recently, but man were some of these obscure
They weren’t that obscure, only in America cuz it didn’t come out there
I'm glad to see that Seaman, the perfect videogame, was mentioned in this video.
Ikr
2:20 what a missed opportunity to call it Battleshit
FUCK i just realized ive been missing days. oh well, guess ill start over.
day 1 of asking matt to make "mental facility or golf course or retirement home"
LOL I'd watch that
Matt with a moustache looks like Jeffery dahmers mug shot
The moustache makes you look like you arent allowed within 100 meters of schools
Lol
Fun fact, the entire nes library is less then 1 gigabyte, yet nintendo switch online can only give use like 40 games
That's great, sport. Next time keep it to yourself.
@@maverickREAL frog hater detected
@@gabrielreda CODE RED CODE RED EVACUATE ALL FROGS IMMEDIATELY
0:33 wow that was actually right
Yeah that's crazy
I knew all of the games in this video, and was able to guess what was a definition through the simple fact that I didn't know it as a game.
This also lead me to wonder what strange path in life I must have taken for Captain Novilin to be part of it.
this is a certified hood classic
Just the wonderful dichotomy of having some candy floss then taking a long drag on a ciggie. Fucking well done.
Now you can vape and combine the two!
Matt you must be the most creative individual on planet earth to come up with these videos.
I absolutely *live* for the chaotic neutral energy of these intros (and, to be fair, the entire channel at that)
Matt smoking is bad for you, don’t damage yourself mate
@@GentryVenable thank you sonic
I think it may be too late.
@@GentryVenable ‘smocking’…?
@@GentryVenable You deliberately misspelled a word?
@@GentryVenable ah okay sorry
Thanks, Homestar Runner wiki, for making a comprehensive list of old games referenced on a floppy disk in the series. Aced this
i love how he does everything with a straight face
Lmao I actually perform Poseidon’s sacrifice (without knowing it had a name), smart strategy because it stops splash and keeps the toilet clean.
I got 13, which is actually a lot better than I expected.
I recognised 3 games: Irritating Stick, Seaman, and Vib-Ribbon. The rest of the points were just guesses.
I got all of these, wow. Also, the combination of the late Yahoo Answers and Urban Dictionary is enough to make one wonder if humanity will last another 50 years .
If things like "Alligator Fuckhouse" are things that are practiced commonly enough, then ~25yrs is more accurate
I almost got everything right when Seaman hit
eeed
Seaman was the only one I got.
3:27 ive never played it, but vib ribbon is so cool! from what ive heard, the entire game fits in the playstations ram so that you can out any music cd inti the playstation for it to generate a level out of. please correct me if im worng
It’s a great game I recommend it
The fact that expectations are only sometimes subverted makes the experience 10x better
I'm actually really glad to see Vib Ribbon here, soundtrack is great
agreed, wasnt expecting it to be here lol
Agreed.
You look like that one cool English teacher
I somehow almost got 100% on this. The only two that I missed were Hot Richard (because it seemed so obviously Urban Dictionary that I thought it was a video game instead) and The Ooze.
I don’t know if I should be proud of myself or concerned!
The moustache is increasingly magnificent
3:27 this is actually a really cool game !! the rabbit is supersilly and they sound like a vocaloid ! the tutorial sound became a popular sound online in like 2021, as well as the little game over sounds the rabbit makes when u fail (like crying sounds). im pretty sure i saw some vib-ribbon fanart flying around too but i don’t quite remember.
I only missed one of these. I don't know how proud I should be of my vast Urban Dictionary knowledge
I knew about all of these games... because of spending about 3 years of my life reading through what might be the, and definitely is one of the, longest forum threads I've ever found on the internet.
"games you remember playing, but don't remember the names of" or something along those lines.
It's one of the most interesting reads out there.... but... good lord is that thread LONG. And it's somehow, miraculously, STILL ACTIVE, at least last time I checked which was only like a year or 2 ago.
It's one of those things I really, REALLY would've figured would be replaced by like, a subreddit or something by now. But no. It's just this forever long thread of 1-2 line posts for 99% of it describing the most obscure games ever really badly. ...and the occasional really well known game, also described really badly. Like the first person to ask about crash bandicoot I legitimately didn't know what he was talking about because it was so ridiculously weirdly described lol.
Benefits of being a girl:
I don't have to go through bathroom battleship
when did they ever say it was man exclusive? you are never safe.
Women obviously don't shit, duh 🙄
Nah I got no clue what she means by that
@@doplop we don't throw soiled toilet papers at each other
@@meetaverma8372 do you seriously think men do that
@@conradandrew825 well, I know men who do that
"Poseidon's Sacrifice"
🤣 I have died. That is too funny
I'm just impressed at how I managed to barely get any of the Urban Dictionary entries right, but recognize all but two games on this list (those being Dangerous Seed and Krusty's funhouse; I did recognize the Diabetes game, but not it's name)
Vargskelethor taught me about several of these games! I'm so happy I recognized The Ooze.
2:26 IT SHOULD’VE BEEN CALLED BATTLES#|T IT WOULD’VE BEEN PERFECT
You look dashing with that moustache Matt
4:09
Another ham - intentional I am certain. It has been added to the collection
you have a lot of hams.
I certainly stressed it this time especially for you
Alright who is gonna step up and start collecting green eggs?
@@StuffandThings_I believe there is a comma between "green" and "eggs"
🟢🥚🥩
2:10 is actually called battleshits
As a kid I got that mister mosquito game, and it is one of those unintentionally hilarious things. The humans spend all their time laying around on the floor or getting naked and I remember the voice over work was so silly and strange. Made my brother and me laugh for ages
The way he looked back at the camera after knocking down the cans! 🤣🤣🤣
4:40 Reminds Me Of A Story My Dad Told About His Uncle, Who Would Let Everyone Else Take One Portion Of Food, Then Take Literally Everything Left.
I'll have a terribly long day of work tomorrow but watching a video from you before going to bed makes it feel okay
Wishing you all the best tomorrow :)
I think these are my new favorite insults.
Matt with a moustache is sonething i never knew I needed.
2:26 missed opportunity to call it “battleshit”
The ooze is one of the first games I've ever played. I knew it was gonna be on this list
knew of only three of these games; seaman, vib-ribbon, and captain novolin
Imagine seeing a man looking like Matt riding on a rollercoaster made for little kids with that mustache.
I love when Stalin make videos about videogames
I consider "Tounge Of The Fat Man" both the name to an odd game, and an urban dictionary term that means "ugly 90s tude". That cover art still haunts me lol
Got 15 right thanks to being both into games and spending my younger years browsing Urban Dictionary. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I actually loved playing mister mosquito. I would always rent it from my local video store. For as obscure as it was, it was quite a fun time.
Judging from the first clips you must be so fun to hang around 🥳
Judging from the last clip you must be fricking boring 😏
The mention of Mister Mosquito unlocked a memory of playing this game. I'd long forgotten about it...
5:08
I've seen my friends brother play that game (or something similar) and I liked it!
Now I'm imagining a game called Bathroom Battleship. You perform naval combat, but you're toy boats in a bathtub firing water to fill the other boats and win.
I'll have to write that one down.
If you look at the description, it says the stache is removed. So it's totally fine to say he looks like stalin from a different ethnicity because he doesn't look like that anymore
Today I learned about Posaidon's sacrifice, and I need to make up for lost time because I hate the splashback.
Who woulda thunk my extensive knowledge of weirdly named video games (coming predominantly from Japan because of course) would come in handy.
Guessed every single one correctly, though the last one made me hesitate for a moment.
I just like some of those games lol
When I heard vibribbon i remebered the rabbit hole I got tossed down with that game. The opening to the game actually sounds really nice.
I'm learning more on this channel than I did in high school.
Memory unlocked! I remember Seaman. It was such a bizarre game. No one I knew had it, but I remember it being advertised constantly and like... jokes being made about it? That fish man haunted me for about a year.
Best channel I've seen in 2021
0:01 When you grow up and the rollercoasters just don't feel the same anymore
is that tinker town
For some reason I thought the first scene of Matt was deeo faked. And for some other reason, I felt the need to share that.
I have commented that before. I legitimately thought he had deep faked Alec Baldwin's face the first time I saw him.
The consoles are now literally made faster than the games themselves
Fun fact: if you can think of it, it’s on urban dictionary
Hold on I'm searching the name of a cartoon character I made up in my head
Edit: HOLY CRAP IT'S NOT THERE
Matt Rose with a moustache looks like some sorta supervillain
Vib ribbon has great visuals and music dunno if the gameplay is fun only seen it being played
“Alligator Fuckhouse” had me laughing for 10 minutes straight, like it’s just so absurd
3:31
Wait, rabbit? I thought she was an insect...
In the beginning Matt looks like a dad who lost his son at the carnival, and is looking for him while trying to enjoy himself simultaneously going through depression.
I thought this was going to be about Fighting Game terminology, which I think you should also look into-it recently got its own online glossary, too.
This is the most I’ve got right of any of these videos. I have an obscene amount of knowledge of obscure outdated technology.
VIB-RIBBON BEING REMEMBERED OMG YES ❤️❤️❤️
Matt Rose with a mustache isn't real...he can't hurt you.
Matt rose with a bloody mustache:
Why was him just being completely silent at funderworld (i presume) so funny to me-
3:26 there’s a song from this going around TikTok right now it’s really cool!
1:46 we don’t even get many snowstorms here lol
Some of the Urban Dictionary ones made me crack up xD So thanks for making me have something to chuckle at, Matt.
i guessed urban dictionary for all of the ones i'd never heard of as being a video game and i ended up with 19/22. not sure what that says about me.
I actually knew pretty much all of them! Woo classic video game knowledge!
For me it's Urban Dictionary knowledge, one of my useless skills.
the subscriber count is legendary
matt neglected to mention that Mister Mosquito also involves slowly driving a family to the brink of insanity and destroying their relationships with each other (by biting them a lot)
The end bit of you squeaking with joy on the ride while trying to keep a straight face is magnificent
this is legitimately the first video from you where i recognized the games