Proven Method for Losing Weight (FORGET KETO!)
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- Опубліковано 26 січ 2019
- If you struggle to lose weight or have become frustrated with the keto diet, you will want to watch this video. Here you will learn about a breakthrough new dieting method that is backed by millions years of evolution and is proven to keep you in a caloric deficit all day.
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Introducing the SF Diet by Viral Genics, better known as the Stomach Flu Diet. This patented eating plan allows you to eat virtually anything you want without worrying that it is going to go to your waistline and make you fat. This is because, when you are following this plan, you will not likely be able to keep down any of the food that you ingest.
While other diet plans to lose weight try and confuse you with hormones like leptin and grehlin, the stomach flu diet relies on age old ancestral susceptibility to germs to keep your fat levels in check and your six pack abs showing. In fact, this plan is so effective that it gets to work quickly within hours of your first exposure.
Even if something does wind up passing through your stomach, don’t be discouraged. Each strain of this incredible diet has a backup evacuation method programmed to ensure that no calories go processed and no weight is gained. This feature practically gamifies the SF dieting experience so its users never know exactly which way the food is coming and going.
Unlike other diet programs that require fancy food to be shipped to the house every week and stored in your second refrigerator, the SF Diet is delivered instantly at no cost to your home via your own offspring. That’s right, your kids are not just capable of delivering the plan to you but they are instantly included in the family plan at no additional cost simply by sharing the same address as them.
In fact, they are more efficient than Amazon at making sure that you get a chance to experience the true powers of the plan, and fast.
So I know that you’re excited about this diet plan and how to lose weight quickly with it, but before you pick up the phone understand that we are sweetening the pot even more if you act now by including our no exercise ab getting workout plan. While other routines have you on the floor doing set after set of crunches, the SF Diet will have you on the floor but not exercising. Instead, you’ll be rolling around for reps in agony and burning away your unwanted fat in the process.
In addition, uncontrollable shivering for time is a fantastic way to increase your metabolism and get those abs showing quickly and easily. Finally, the power of dry heaves for etching in those deep cuts into your abdominal muscles can never go unnoticed and therefore will be part of your bonus program.
So you are probably wondering what the price of this amazing diet plan that works fast is, well it is actually free. I know that sounds too good to be true but it is true. All you have to do is simply pick up a menu at your favorite restaurant, shake hands with anyone, or pretty much go outside in public in the Winter and the plan is yours.
So what are you waiting for? It’s time to get started on sculpting out a lean midsection, flatten your stomach and get ripped in no time. The SF Diet is available now.
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damnit not again ;(
Nice work, Jeff.
On time but still didnt get shit
9 seconds in already gone.. :thinking:
one day I'll get it!
Dear Jeff,I went on your diet: in fourteen days, I lost two weeks.
This comment is underrated
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LOL! Always somebody with the best comment ever! LOL!
lol, top!
This works!!!! I lost 25lbs in two weeks with their E-Coli bundle!
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Damn which E-Coli strain?! I heard some strains are more effective than others. 😬
It was so effective for me that I lost so much weight I was shitting out muscle fibres
Oh I'm sure you did my cat throws up 24 7 and has stayed skin and bones all its life
This joke was a year early.
Ikr
Jeff from the future told Jeff in the past to make this video
The number is even 1-800-OUTBREAK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tooo soon 😭😭
Looks like MILLIONS served! lol
Thank you UA-cam for delivering this absolute gem to me 2 years late.
I'm actually amazed by this guy's ability to say this with a straight face haha
Alex DeLarge if you notice there is A LOT of editing when he’s talking. 😂
You're funny as hell, lmao
Right! I was like when are they gonna say they're joking. I can't with the b.s. lol
He started to crack a little towards the end at 6:05
Sell out. He was great in the beginning
I laughed so hard I thought it was serious at first
#metoo 😂
SUGAR LIFE ur a dumbass
I mean...it does work.
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So glad this is not real😀
I had this diet twice in one year. I swear I thought I was going to die each time. But I made it to the end. Needless to say this diet isn't for the weak. 🙂
Is this real? Like for real?
Finally a video were Jeff has his shirt on and pants off
AAAHHAHAHAHAHA
Jatin Maharao hahahahahaha
i swear this is about philion
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He's HAAAAAWT even when he's on the toilet lol
6:03 To avoid muscle imbalances, jeff wipes his butt with both hands
Underated comment
He would do that lol
Braaaa
I do it too, it's part of my daily stretching routine.
Bruh took me a while to realize he's joking
Clue is in the fact you write "bruh" 😂🖕
Broski me too
Bruh
insert the Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half gif.
They did not
I hope you mean first 30 seconds. As soon as he called it the "Stomach Flu Diet", it was beyond obvious that it was a joke.
THE BIGGEST TROLL VIDEO EVER! 🤣🤣🤣
He got me with the butter in the coffee.
Yep good satire
I love it
It took me 5 min before I realized it was a joke 😆
Awesome
I've been using your videos to improve my workouts for years and trust you more than any other online fitness guru. I never thought I'd say this but you should stop making fitness videos. THIS is your true calling. :'D
He deserves Oscar for saying all this without laughing 🤣 great acting.
I'm pretty sure he must've pissed himself laughing while shooting this
I've got diamond hard abs from laughing
For real wtf was that video?
I just now realized it was a fun video
Lol it was such a disgusting yet realistic ad video that I stopped before it was over😂
Dang I only got rock hard abs....... :(
@@theyoutubehelpdesk damn I only got meat hard abs
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Yoo I started watching and was like wtf and kept watching and starting cracking up when I realized it wasn’t serious. I died laughing when he held her hair back 😂 then the end lol meme city. Great vid man
Anabolic Aliens I’m super happy to know that you guys are fans of Jeff’s. I love your vids and your app!
This actually almost made me puss myself laughing . Gid knows some dipshits gunna try it.
Yeah, he got me I was like WTH....
When you realize that the whole coronavirus thing is Jeff making up new diets in his lab
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Your lungs are hurting your gains!
I lost 5 kgs because of laughing at this comment for ten minutes straight. Also a good weight loss method.
@@burakmuslu3061 lol make sure you don't exaggerate with your cardio though!!
This is a 100% sure fire method for losing weight. As someone who had lost 20lbs in just one week from my body purging food and liquids, this works. I am now back to my High School weight of 95/98lbs. Thanks Stomach Flu!
Changed my life ua-cam.com/users/postUgkxIUm04tAgSzlAhCWEr7VlRptRAMVsjeAC I will never eat the same ever again. "Unless you physically trip and your face lands in a box of donuts, there is no such thing as a 'slip'." Get that mind set and you'll win again and again.
Am I the only one who realized that Jeff is telling us he has been sick
Yeah he is literally on the toilet right now in the video
lol seems so
I'm ditching my tapeworm diet for this, hello S.F diet
Scary thought. There are people that use a tapeworm to lose weight.
LittleImpaler tape worms is an effective diet. Pair that with some crank , The pounds will fly away.
Topaz1115 Can I have yours? I lost mine in the gents🙄
When you do T.W. diet together with S.F. and combine I.F. you get incredibly sick weight loss results. Plus you'll be dying to show everyone. 😩
Anyone else noticed the immense increase in subscribers since lockdown? You guys deserve every viewer regardless of the circumstances 💪😎👍
This is hilarious 😂
Haha, thank you SO MUCH dude! I've been a bit frustrated with my weight loss since I hit the second plateau within 6months. This made my day :D
So many people didn’t get the joke lol
that's the saddest part jimboslice
jimboslice Dude I sincerely thought this was a serious video until like 4 mins in 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jeff is an absolute dominant force of common Sense and humor.
and copyright infringement. the entire premis for this video was done on ATHF years ago. they called it the "south bronx parasite diet" on that episode. i love jeff's fitnees info an this was a nice comic releif, but lets not get carried away with how hilarious jeff cavallier is
You the men Jeff love you men 👍 you have helped me a lot suffer from sciatic back issues last 5 years I have been doing everything you say in your videos I’m 49 back playing soccer ⚽️ and kicking ass thanks and keep it up 👍 we need people like you 💪💪💪💪
I had the SF diet 4 weeks ago and it really worked!
I lost 8lbs in 24 hours and 4 weeks later I'm down 30lbs!
No joke I'm still losing weight and the SF diet gave me the boost I needed to really lose more weight.
I though I was the master of sarcasm.
You got me at the beginning
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More like the master of misspelling. 😉😉
I thought he sold out for the first 30 seconds 😂😂
Totally agree dude
Not gonna lie they had us in the first half
Lol me too
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
That's kinda sad.
Lol you’re an idiot then if you couldn’t figure out he was being sarcastic.
They... gave it away 25 seconds in tho...
I often come to this channel to get clear solid advice. I really like Jeff's serious smart videos, but this was a treat to see him be funny while still having his serious smart delivery.
I don't know if anyone reads these, but I want to thank Jeff and his team for their continued presence during COVID 19. As soon as the gyms closed I thought I'd lose my mind, but I found a park and with the help of you UA-cam trainers I crafted my perfect 'Rocky-in-the-Park' workout.
I am a 60 year old woman and I am fitter than I have ever been.
Thank you for keeping me sane and helping me build really rather impressive abs!
Stay well.
PICS!!!! (I know, a year later, but PICS!!!!)
I’m so glad I went with the SF diet! It’s the next best thing compared to the Cancer and AIDS diet! Thanks Jeff!
Who started watching this video thinking it was real 😂😂😂😂
just you
Probably a lot more people than you think
I realized when he said people get slim in less than 4 hours. Its too early for happy fools day thou.
I did too until I saw the photoshop pics lol
I did lol
I rely on Athlean X so much that I thought that jeff was serious and was legit gonna try this diet 😂
Go ahead... :P
You can literally tell it's a joke when Jeff talked like that, and he never talks like that at all.
LOL
The moment he said "diet" you should've known it was fake... Jeff hayes diets
Omg samee
So so good. I thought you were serious for a second and I thought, "OH NO!!! I thought you weren't into that whole Keto Diet Bullarckee" then as I kept watching, my relief continued to grow. Hahah thanks for not being a fitness person that believes in all of those short-term fads. You rock!
Merci grâce à vous j'ai utilisé la diet keto et j'ai perdu 20 kilos avec un régime kéto personnalisé grâce à vous ma vie a changé
I'll don't buy into these new gas diets, I'll stick to the traditional Tape Worm.
Super easy does indeed. And to get rid of them all you do is drink poison get little sick and the worms die then you get better.
Ah, the other version of eating for two…
My cat threw one up a few days ago, should have swallowed it as it was still alive and moving. Lost my chance there 😔
fitness , humor,motivation........ anything jeff can't do?
Negotiate out of doing face pulls
How to do this diet from where can i get it
Some say Jeff is god in his purest form
Yup. Internally rotate his shoulders.
copy Vshreds, because he already has all of them.
Cavelier is The King, this was much needed! Thanks Jeff!!
Right on Jeff, I haven't laughed this hard or sprayed this much coffee all over my monitor in decades. This diet is epic!
Watch how I lost 160 lbs in a day just by forgetting an anniversary!
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She weighs 160lbs 😬
I thought he was serious at first 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You shitting me? Lol
You must be new here
Somehow this showed up on my YT stream. I LOVE IT. I will never get a flu shot again. Now that SF is at an all time low due to social distancing and masks, Do you have an updated diet plan for CV19? Gotta keep up with epidemiology!
I knew this was where this was going and got exactly what I was hoping for. I love this.
V Shred " WANNA SHRED WEIGHT FAST? TRY THIS!"
Daigo YAMADA But first take my FREE body type quiz!
Watch him take it 100% serious too.
Jaka Gruden Hate it when they say that. Might as well be verbal diarrhea
Omg!!! This is amazing!!! 😂 can’t wait for V Shred to copy this one too 😂😂😂
TheJeremyDavid 🤣🤣🤣
WOW! Best post ever!
He's still at it!?
That’s good 😂😂😂😂
8.3K people obviously can't take a joke or understand sarcasm.
This video made me laugh until I cried and it made me love you guys even more.
Hahahaha, this must be some of Jessie's handywork!!!! Thanks for keeping us in the know and up to date!!
Jeff enters the meme realm. It is over he took over fitness. Now it is meme times
Hes following in the footsteps of our lord and bro Pewdiepie.
Hahaha humor Jeff is a good Jeff 🤣
He's lowkey one of the best youtube comedians
King Spart nothing he can’t do
My name Jeff
@@godovermoney4479 My biggest flops are your greatest hits
@@EpicWarrior131 Dat ass tho
This is gold and scary because it sounds like 100's of videos out there that are serious!! Any 30-day workout giveaways happening??
One of the funniest videos I've seen thus far. Please make more like this when ever you guys get a chance
LMFAO this was too professional Jeff
From UA-cam trainer to Comedian in one video keep the laughs and the workouts coming.
Thanks
An absolute classic Jeff, well done for keeping a straight face.
Sounds amazing , might try it out after fasting for the rest of the year
"Are you tired of loosing the free giveaway over and over again? Then this method will help you to win it with a increased 40%" 😂 this should have been the intro 😂
Don't think there are actually winners. I haven't ever seen one person saying they won the giveaway.
I saw one person show they won so far
@@oc4026 I've only seen one guy win and prove it but then again I never checked to see if I won until now.
@@oc4026 I actually won oakley goggles from a free facebook giveaway🤔 Oakley Airbrake Shaun White signature edition. Sold them for 80€😎
@@matiaskarjalainen7968 How is that relevant?
*Thomas Delaur has left the chat*
This really truffles my bacon
*DeLauer 🤣
Dr. Berg has left too.
but not without his bonebroth and applecidervinegar...
This is so true! This is literally what every diet you tube channel sounds like.
Good one Jeff, too funny! I have been there before, 6 hours of puking straight is also the worlds best ab exercise as well LOL.
Just 3 months ago I was unemployed, single for many years and fat with a BMI of 34, even my dog refused to come to me when I call him!
After starting the SF diet. I have gotten a body more ripped than the rock, and girls are touching me constantly. On top of it, I was offered a job that pays 300k/year and my dog looks at me like im the alpha!
Change your diet, change your life! Start today!
Wtf are you telling
Nailed it bro😅😅
This is a new high for Jeff.
A moment of silence for the folks who believed this.
How do I get started on this AMAZING diet??? I am stoked!!!
Jeff also watches all his videos in mirror mode to avoid vision imbalances.
ahahahahaha
This is funny as hell. I was a full minute into the video before I realized that he was trolling. Good one! 🤣🤣🤣
The people who lost weight look so sad
Same xD
My wife went on this diet and after 4 weeks she disappeared.
I always enjoy your workout tips. This was very funny. And true!
Participants have also reported improved squatting 🤣🤣🤣🤣
.....To take a shit.
Jeff’s comedy career is really taking off! when’s the new channel coming out for skits and pranks? (this is actually hilarious btw)
The guy is becoming joke
Rich C what? can u speak English?
So hilarious thanks for the morning laugh. Glad I subscribed the other day.
How did I miss this one? Great diet advice!
Jeff can you compare the SF diet with the tapeworm diet? I'm undecided...
Or the FOOD POISONING DIET
I FUCKING LOVE YOU FOR THAT COMMENT🤣🤣🤣
I was also thinking thé tape worm diet
The tapeworm diet is a little more harsh.
Why choose between the two??
There's gonna be some people that take this seriously.
And to them I say darwinism
altandrew haha
Where do I buy this?! I can’t wait to use this!
Thanks Jeff, got a good chuckle out of this one!
at 1 minute I thought, "surely this isn't the whole thing." At 4 minutes I thought, "surely this isn't the whole thing." At 6 minutes: "I guess this IS the whole thing." haha
dickinsontanner 100%. I kept waiting for him to kick in and get serious by telling us that only hard work gets results. The fact that it was the whole thing made it so much better..
@@Banksydog I completely agree.haha
Yea I kept thinking any second now..
Annoyingly hilarious haha
same 😂
People who thumbs'd-down are just mad they got bamboozled.
They got Rick Rolled
lol u indian?
TY, I needed that more than you can realize...
I like the evidence based and results driven approach of this diet!
My dad is a keto freak. He didnt like it at first, but he grew into it, he lives a keto lifestyle now, and goes to the gymall the time and is very active ( he is 49 btw) He went from weighing 245 lbs to 190 lbs in 5 months. Im very proud of him.
their is a difference between keto diet and a keto lifestyle.. healthy keto lifestyle is just fine and even beneficial in many ways.. he is just making fun of dieting
Did he notice hair loss ?
Only trouble is there are people who will want to purchase this plan!!!!!! Lol😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Wait, is this subscription based?
Thanks man I needed that.. Very good !
I love this diet and try to catch it as often as possible. Unfortunately I haven’t been sick in 20 years.
Just wait until V-shreds sees this video...
For real. That guy gets on my nerves.
Mwahaha
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Lmao V-shreds about to market this new original diet idea now xD
Dislikes are from people who actually tried it
Lmbo
Dislikes are from Keto dieters
TeeJ612 or people who don’t like clickbait but yaknow
...tried it and didn't lose weight fast enough. So now they want a refund.
they only lost 20lbs and not 40 like the guy in the video #thumbsdown #doesn'twork
He's not lying i had the stomach flu and lost 10 or 12 pounds in a couple weeks
I did keto and lost 80lbs. Now I just watch calories but eat whatever I want and I'm still at a maintenence low weight.
Fucker! You had me confused for a min or two 😂🤣😂
Kal Mistry you’re not the only one! I wasn’t sure if this video was being serious until 4 mins in then I started balling like crazy 🤣🤣
Hey Jeff I really think you should quit fitness and just do infomercials from now on
Thank you! This video is hilarious! In place of your SF diet, I was considering the Auschwitz Diet - there were no fat people in Auschwitz.
ThankYou Jeff n Jessie!! I lost that 5lbs i was trying to lose!
How the hell did this last 6 minutes 🤣🤣
Did u just like ur own comment??. Uve got like 1 mill subscribers😂loo
Jeff, I have been following you since 1.5 years. I feel very grateful to have someone like you here.. Recently I have been diagnosed with ‘Hiatal Hernia’ and the doctor told me to avoid workout. This is a bad news for my lifestyle as working out is very important for me to be happy and healthy.. Would you mind making a video for ‘Hiatal Hernia’? ..
Like does working out really cause this to some people/Exercises to avoid/How to tackle it/What exercises to perform to cure it?
Thank you brother 💪🏻
eyeofyush it is I have a hernia above my navel and the doctor old me the same to stop working out but I don’t listen. Been lifting 3 years with it since. But I second you on him making a video on how to exercise to avoid or not aggravate the hernia
Ive had one for 8 years lol, im into powerlifting so im usually lifting heavy i just wear a belt and hasnt gotten any worse
I think that's a good idea but maybe he will not do that, just bc people can understand and do things wrong, get injured and then sue him
Having ibs is like being on this diet constantly. Yay
Omg. That's the best infomercial ever. I can't stop laughing! Seriously. Keep up the great work and thanks for the workout vids. They have helped me in many ways.
I watched 15 seconds and I was like lmao there’s some sort of catch, no way this is legit, Jeffs just pranking so I immediately checked the comments haha.
Same lmao
Im doing that now🤣🤣
Nah Jeff would never lie......
Yup that's me
Lol me too
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Great video!
I take it you don't get out much........
I want my 6 mins and 13 seconds back vid was trash
This is literally the best video ever!
I tried 6 meals a day carbs protein whole brown rice chicken breast and brocoli, oatmeal with pumpkin etc
Strict AF calorie counting gym 3 times a week plus ride bike to work
Lost 1.5 kg in 3 months.
Keto I lost 15 kg in 3 months.